Modern Art is DIABOLICAL

[@andrew_wow6892]

How to be good at painting: 1. Be a schizo 2. Don't take your meds 3. Profit

[@JunniferLuzeytonz]

Im doing that right now and i still get no paper Now the voices are telling me to wear girly clothes and waterboard my face in sulfuric acid

[@mohammedabdul4832]

Or like you Just get rpd by your father 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨🫄🫄🫄🫄🫄🫄🤱🤱🤱🤱🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

[@KirbalVerbalEditz]

You forgot step 4 Be extremely stupid

[@G36C-556]

​@@JunniferLuzeytonzthe "voices" are PragerU

[@basimaziz]

What the hell is that? Looks like the ground there is alive... Whatever it is, it ain't natural. Burn it boys.

[@JedTheGinger]

The worst part about the banana is it was originally intended to make fun of the current state of modern art, and ended up being a flagship of it.

[@jasonchiu272]

Sooo... it did its job correctly then.

[@milesj4277]

$120,000 because I said so fr

[@EnjoyLifeSoYouCanBeFufilled]

ah, so the money is worth it if it's all for the memes.

[@laifyalif]

fun fact the same dude who made the banana art also made a GIGANTIC STATUE OF A HAND FLIPPING EVERYONE OFF.

[@thatlittlemonstrosity]

you know the state of art is bad when nobody can tell the difference between genuine work and obvious mockery

[@BLUEWOLFJAPAN]

My college art teacher taught me one thing: Modern art is a money laundering.

[@-obamium5320]

Jackson Pollock CIA

[@estan315]

Ironically enough post modern art is a perfect example of post modernism. It’s reached the point where art no longer requires an artist, because the true artist is the observer. Post modern art was always meant to demonstrate how the true value of art was created by our imagination, but that was not any less real than something the artist would have imagined. Now art has reached the point where it’s essentially a bunch of rich bums pretending to appreciate garbage. They don’t realize that by pretending it has meaning and value they are actually giving it meaning and value, even if it otherwise had none. It’s poetic.

[@trafficcone5906]

@@estan315this reminds of that tweet where the guy said something like “Kanye could drop a record that is literally just compete silence for an hour straight and his fans wolf still buy it and be like ‘I hear it’.”

[@FlorenceBrooks-sf4oo]

W art teacher

[@varnix1006]

​@@estan315 post modern art are basically shitposts started by Duchamp, and everyone that genuinely thinks any art instalation like that as genuine art is part of the problem/joke he highlights.

[@Kozkayn]

The fact that half of these are called “Untitled” or “Unfinished” is absolutely hilarious

[@Xx_some_random_gamer_xX]

how would you call a bannana taped to a wall

[@doggo1200]

@@Xx_some_random_gamer_xX wallana

[@windbuster]

@@doggo1200Absolute Art.

[@yipipayayiii]

​@@Xx_some_random_gamer_xX ball

[@milesj4277]

If you think you’re bad at painting or drawing, just know that these people exist.

[@veemon9280]

Well...unlike me....they are making money!

[@angel_of_rust]

"art is subjective" and its consequences ruined an entire generation of art

[@qzvl]

Who would’ve guessed subjectivist ideas ruin entire walks of life 💀

[@LunarBiohazard321]

The problem is less of random stuff being considered art and moreover said random stuff receives far too much popularity for what it's actually worth. The banana on the wall for instance, it's art in its own way, but it's wayyy too overrated, especially compared to greater works of art. What makes art "great" is by the effort, time, and creativity put into it. None of that was put into taping a banana to a wall and calling it a day.

[@AbrasiousProductions]

if everything is considered art... nothing is..

[@Yoxa4]

I think that the biggest problem with modern art is that people can make every expression or simply random interaction with certain things and call it as art , and nobody will know if there an idea or reference behind it or nothing at all. This is in some if no most of cases basically a scam of snob people that will call art everything, and the reason that this is happening is excessive freedom or liberty when it comes to expressing yourself, that is killing actually talented people motivation and determination, because this field gets way to saturated.

[@Purpleguy04]

art is subjective by definition what ure talking about is money laundering

[@hyperbroli6672]

If this is art then my school's bathroom must be a gallery

[@t_gabiuel6058]

Good one.

[@Alfthefifth]

Had to take a double take (I had to scroll up again)

[@Dany-rx7rs]

😂😂😅

[@Emerald_the_Umbreon]

Dang this comment cracked me up

[@Noblesse_Sapphire]

One time i saw someone drew a realistic ricefield scenery on my hs bathroom wall, i can assured you, some of the bathroom stall arts are better than... these 😂

[@Someone-wn9hx]

After rejecting a cool Austrian guy, they call everything art.

[@o-o9861]

Don't wanna take another risk

[@ghoulbuster1]

I wonder who is making this art?

[@Someone-wn9hx]

Since then, can't tell fart from art

[@zebulaun]

i miss him so much bros

[@Someone-wn9hx]

@@zebulaun he lives within us ♥

[@jamesm6638]

"lets get one thing straight: if I can do it, its not art". -red green

[@kingoffire105]

That show was amazing

[@WakeUpEna]

0:11 bad apple mentioned

[@Yumyums-]

OMG YES

[@SavacoreOTA]

MIZUKI AAAAAAA

[@Ilysmpookie_yah]

Mizu5

[@Literallythefusionvegito]

No

[@Apixelatedhedset]

Bumshakataka

[@casualcrusader1547]

these new age artists are lowkey genius; taking advantage of rich people’s restorted to make a bank is a crazy infinite money glitch

[@matthewsmith9640]

Except they aren't actually taking advantage--the rich people are just using it as a convenient money laundering scheme. These "artists" are complicit in the skullduggery of the rich, if anything.

[@Somespideronline]

Then they failed to realize that they become what they were taking advantage of 😬

[@Noblesse_Sapphire]

They could die as Robin Hood, yet end up live long enough to be his "victims" instead 😔

[@SecondVelcory]

More like taking part in a money laundering scheme.

[@arz4778]

blud thinks he can ignore the clown girls

[@pontifexmaximvs9563]

We'll never let him live it down

[@h3ro-8]

Damn straight

[@peace_2520]

are clown girls art?

[@Nihilisterplayzツ]

He gonna get sent more

[@TrulyRandomPersonage]

dont forget the psycho criminal girls

[@minussoup9183]

On one hand these “artists” are stealing from the obscenely rich with no effort, but at the same time they degrade the good name of artist overall. Wonder which is worse/better?

[@antagonizingprotagonist8721]

Most of these people are also extremely rich. There is no positive side to this

[@Somespideronline]

These "artists" are also rich, there is no good side to this, it's all bad

[@jann6470]

i doubt any of these "artist" are "stealing" from anyone, they are probably in cahoots with whoever is buying their garbage. Just a bunch of rich people scratching each others backs.

[@pcenero]

see if you tell people to steal from the rich directly you get called a "socialist" and a "revilutionary" so what do you do. But yeah these artists usually come from similar social circles as their clients.

[@antondavidovic3996]

Many of these artists have been dead for a while and haven't seen a penny from those sales that occured years after their deaths. Collectioner's buy those pieces because of their names: Cy Twombly, Mark Rothko, Barnett Newman, Joan Miro etc...

[@silliest.humann]

5:14 the monkeys is lowkey better😭

[@blackdog8151]

😂😂😂

[@feraltwitch]

for real😭

[@vincenzogulizia2980]

ONG BRO 💀💀

[@8with0utable]

it kinda forms a flower

[@ridawassan2102]

that elephant painted a spectacular fucking tree im so proud of it

[@supb1848]

NFTs before NFTs

[@Nigerosaurus420]

@@supb1848 This is basically nfts if they were actually good to invest in.

[@TheEdRiAx]

​@@Nigerosaurus420 Both are used for money laundering by idiots who think they are too important to be poor with the rest

[@myhonestreaction6217]

​@@Nigerosaurus420except its not

[@Nigerosaurus420]

@@myhonestreaction6217 You can get even more money with even worse works.

[@unknownman1503]

​@@Nigerosaurus420 except this just money laundering to avoid taxes or sumethin 😂

[@surcradis7]

when everything is art, nothing is art.

[@RA1NEmusic]

💯

[@Purgatory_Edits_Art]

Realest thing

[@KENNYLEE0204]

And when everyone's super, no one will be. -Syndrome I dunno, it reminds me of that quote.

[@SPAGGETman246]

@@KENNYLEE0204because it’s that same line but with art

[@ayanobadass949]

Real

[@Rateltong]

Truly a classic money laundering moment

[@Cuunke]

gotta dodge them taxes somehow

[@Stevie-J]

Yes but Hunter Biden is definitely a legitimate artist and it's not money laundering at all when all of his art is sold to the same guy for absurd amounts of money

[@broidkanymore-zc4lt]

a sigma bagillionare moment

[@Flesh_Wizard]

A caterpillonaire type situation

[@luchat4917]

you do art for a living i do art for paying my bills and taxes we are not the same.

[@MARVEL_KING1114]

there is a thin line between art and rich people trying to avoid taxes

[@Apixelatedhedset]

0:09 bad apple

[@universlion]

modern apple

[@Nigerosaurus420]

Naba rete kumuki no

[@junaugust2705]

bad apple can be played on anything, now THAT'S true art

[@Nigerosaurus420]

@@junaugust2705 FR it's truly phenomenal.

[@RSCB]

worse apple

[@wyatt3m7]

we could put period blood on a painting and it would sell for a million dollars

[@ezkillguy8316]

Gojo figure incident.

[@2735angel]

I would buy it and drink it all up

[@angel_of_rust]

male feminists would buy that shit in an instant insane grift

[@t4bun_200]

​@@2735angelayo chill dawg💀

[@Chadmiral]

​@@2735angel Bro...no. 😕

[@Deartleat]

I was just about to eat my food, CLUTCH

[@gab0_267]

Hope you enjoyed the part at 2:38

[@ezkillguy8316]

3:53 , hopefully that makes your experience better.

[@Deartleat]

@@gab0_267I actually did not enjoy that part, unfortunately

[@Dalauan_Sparrow]

bad idea

[@jsphn2008]

“I wonder what new video ibz has posted!” “I may have lost my appetite for good.”

[@steadfast1448]

Their only excuses are either "It's minimalistic" or "It has a meaning behind it". When those are both bullshit considering you can say that about anything.

[@drkreuzer670]

I mean, if its bullshit... Does that mean they are actually shit posting on the museum?

[@imjustsilleh]

how the heck is scribbling gonna mean something unless you are like a child and cant do better???

[@drkreuzer670]

@@steadfast1448 if all this art is bullshit, does that mean they're shitposting in the museum?

[@GeckoTech_Engineer]

My cat took a shit, it’s metaphor. 890000000$ btw

[@akapacool]

well what if anything can be considered art, why would you constrain yourself with the definition of art, art is just a fun thing to look or listen to

[@Mrdusaas]

It hurts my brain to see what "modern art" has become

[@shlok5190]

Quick question: What does modern art tend to express? If art is supposed to be something that is supposed to express the artist's feelings.

[@TheCommentor-]

This has got to be the biggest thing to come out of Tajikistan 🇹🇯 🔥🔥🔥

[@G36C-556]

DUSHANBE ART SCHOOL COOKS UP SOME BANGERS 🇹🇯🇹🇯🇹🇯🇹🇯💪💪💪💪🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥

[@yuhaturi3329]

They're actually that bad irl?!!!!!!

[@G36C-556]

@@yuhaturi3329 no they are the greatest

[@EliyahuShual]

Do you know or follow Jesus Christ (Yahusha)? Only He can take you to Heaven and give you eternal life.

[@logicalthinker483]

@@EliyahuShualPerhaps you resemble the same mentality of these artists! As per your ideology, Jesus couldn’t save himself from the J€w$. How can he save you?…. and Jesus didnt die voluntarily , he was crying for help calling Ela(h/o)i Ela(h/o)i lema sabachthani ? Meaning : My God , My God, why have you forsaken me ? Interestingly he was calling the SAME GOD of Muslims and Jews during his last earth days according to the Bible

[@EvilP]

My family took me in a modern art exhibition and among the incredibly stupid bullshit they have there, I was face to face with a painting where some dude smeared his meat with blue paint and just slapped it on the canvas, it was short too, which explains a lot

[@PVZzombieguy]

WTF LOL

[@hnkdr]

😂😂😂😂

[@NPC-9361]

Ah yes, the blue symbolizes the emotion he feels because of his short meat. The fact that he slapped it onto the canvas is a way of expressing his frustration with the bleak, white emptiness in his pants. This is a brilliant reflection on the situation of many men today.

[@Is_that_an_omori_reference]

​@@NPC-9361nawh Mine is big,strong and long :3

[@JdkdkGhghjg]

Does it also show his erectile disfunction

[@egg-zx3rz]

Art wasn't supposed to be complicated. Most art represented creativity, emotion, but this? This is the literal definition of "It's evolving, just backwards".

[@GTTB-227]

Devolving then.

[@dungpham-oc3uo]

Yes because human mentality toward art is also devolving. If you wanted highly crafted masterpiece then pay for it. Y'all ask for good art while refusing to paid artist a penny. Compare that to when those old art are make, artist can earn so much that they can go from poor to nobility.

[@MildlyAutisticApe]

To clarify: Evolution only happens in one direction. It can be evolving in a shittier direction that nobody likes, but it’s still evolving forwards. Devolving isn’t a real thing.

[@clavis_aurea]

what do you mean by art is not supposed to be complicated?

[@flyingscotsman6835]

@clavis_aurea I think he is saying that it shouldn’t need a plaque card to explain the purpose of a painting and it should have hierarchy to it not meaningless scribbles

[@littletitanicmaster-2622]

There used to be this annoying little girl in the 7th grade that pretended to cry so I could be sent out of the class because I argued , “Twisting a metal pipe is not a form of art.”

[@Pooop_0-01]

1:01 the fabric one is pretty cool

[@zect556]

And they call Hitler's paintings mediocre...

[@vbadimothebadassjackass8011]

Hitler, for all his faults, was a professional artist.

[@fg009letyrds8]

The pioneers of this Modern "Art" BS literally did (it was when Modern "Art" started to get famous) and many of their brainwashed losers still does

[@Unknown_nobody-p7b]

Thank you for not calling him “tHe aUStRiaN pAInTEr” . Its an insult to him

[@josephdillon9698]

He did a pretty good job he certainly did so much better than Picasso

[@Alex-y7o9r]

​@josephdillon9698 how?

[@ScottishGremlin]

Art like this survives from either it’s pretentious title or the lore

[@totallyanoriginalusername]

“The lore” you mean the bullshit tragic backstory that they just slapped onto the “art” to make it different from the scribbles some kid drew on the wall

[@ScottishGremlin]

@@totallyanoriginalusername yes

[@Silly_Billy1]

Or because it can be used as money laundering

[@DayPieD]

I personally think more manga artists need to be put in museums instead of just one solid color

[@ClassicHeroYT]

And some comic artists

[@DayPieD]

@@ClassicHeroYT I agree with that

[@teddybear7200]

I think that also animators need to be in that place

[@DayPieD]

@@teddybear7200 for real, just any pop culture artist

[@Kreshura-tm5rb]

dude I think even some drawings I made are better than most of these "modern art" 😭😭😭

[@ablobontheinternet7737]

0:19 Me looking back on all of my achievements in life after I die:

[@ZombieCSSTutorials]

4:25 Watch out when these guys pop their collars, that usually means they think the world revolves around them.

[@joechungus5424]

I’m literally taking a shit rn

[@mohammedabdul4832]

As you should Your Uncle wants to rpe you after all, and having chocolate would Ruin His experience.🤱🤱🤱🤱🫄🫄🫄🫄🫄🫄🫄🪳🇹🇷🇮🇱🚽🇮🇱🚽🇹🇷🪳

[@MarkHadadcy26c]

me too

[@MarkHadadcy26c]

@@mohammedabdul4832 my uncle is out of the country because he committed several acts of fraud

[@5omeguy]

better be on a canvas

[@Rab1d.2]

@@mohammedabdul4832 WAT

[@waterrocketlab151]

“And when everything’s art… nothing will be”

[@lagoonbear6830]

one dot on a canvas and put a joker style meaning and that goes for 600k dollars

[@MotorGraderGaming]

one line could be the price of a cybertruck

[@JK-Nox-r7j]

tbh, traditional art and virtual art are better than art in the museum

[@Ataraslime]

It’s because of a certain Austrian painter who got rejected from art school and later became the leader of Germany, so they can’t reject someone again because of the risk.

[@GodfreyFirstEldenLord]

The older I get the more I realize how important art actually is. There’s a reason why the Roman’s used so much of their time to build all kinds of buildings that not only served their purpose but also looked really good. It gave people a positive mindset and hope while modern buildings look like prison cells. Your nearest mc Donald’s looks like a prison compared to buildings in the past. Nature is beautiful and diverse which creates a different kind of beauty. We evolved with all kinds of plants and animals around us. We have to substitute the beauty of nature by building good looking buildings that give a similar feeling. No wonder people stay up at night since the concrete blocks only look good when they shine all kinds of LEDs during the night. Otherwise cities and modern buildings don’t look good at all. This is actually a bigger problem then you think it is when you realize why so many people are depressed nowadays. This plays a huge role no wonder so many people have insomnia

[@Kreshura-tm5rb]

mmm yes, ancient art = good 👍

[@evantanuwidjaja8017]

real

[@N0rth_Star]

@@Kreshura-tm5rbmillennial clown ur architecture is mid asf

[@emeraldhamster]

Comedian is actually an amazing artpiece in my eyes, as the name implies that the point of it is just that it's there to be a joke. There's no artistic meaning behind a banana taped to the wall, so the whole joke is this banana strapped to a wall is so low effort and ridiculous compared to the rest of the artpieces. That or he just really likes bananas

[@jopnop22]

You probably put more effort into this than most would.

[@Krezmor]

​@@jopnop22 it's like a mordern day shitpost. Way better than those "deep meaning" ones. The only deep meaning one i find cool is the "I can't help myself" robot, that one is MAD cool, you should check it out.

[@emeraldhamster]

@@jopnop22 lol

[@sea_muffin]

it was made to make fun of art

[@0lirun915]

Modern art ia just a fancy name for tax evasion

[@karakuri3035]

At this point these "art" its just like bitcoin and NFT. realistically it has no value, but since the creator made up the value and says it cost 50k dollars, people just believe it even tho it has less value then AI art.

[@epos.nephilo]

that is the best thumbnail i’ve seen all day

[@chrono9503]

5:02 I lowkey like the monkey's painting more cuz it kinda looks like a flower lol.

[@phoenixirwin8730]

Me too

[@estan315]

7:15 jokes on you I said eight trillion five hundred and seventy six billion, five hundred and fifty eight million, four hundred and ninety five thousand, five hundred seventy one last week.

[@Skull_LikesGambling]

💀

[@DameGame-y2i]

Apparently anything is art nowadays

[@angel_of_rust]

unless ai makes it then suddenly it's no longer art

[@DeeCeeHaich]

if anything is art, nothing is art

[@renecuen6447]

​@@angel_of_rust that is an objectively correct take, yes

[@bigbls-e5q]

@@angel_of_rust Because ai has no soul. Even this stuff has a modicum of soul in it.

[@Flaeron1]

@@angel_of_rust because part of art is finding ways of creating the image or idea that is in your head. typing a prompt and messing with sliders will never give you the image or sound you have in your head, only something else’s interpretation of your idea. ai can’t convey emotion or meaning the way humans can either, because it has no concept of it. it also tents to generally be visually unappealing, and there isn’t anything artistic in the way it generates its images and sounds (copying art made by real humans).

[@CheetoLarvae]

7:55 “here we have the early renderation of the smiling friends charlie, over here we have the lego hand wrench” WAS CRAZY😭

[@enraikow6109]

Modern art is best described as a relationship where the viewer makes the art in their head and the artist takes credit.

[@Constantine_Cvl8]

I've seen MLP art so detailed it goes into the uncanny valley. It's crazy dude

[@skootergirl22]

Including correct horse anatomy

[@Y_u_dum]

​@@skootergirl22☹

[@FuzDoesStuff]

@@skootergirl22 One shudders to imagine what you are saying

[@redbrachydios]

​@@FuzDoesStuff No need to shudder. Only fear that there is worse

[@Constantine_Cvl8]

To add to @skootergirl22's reply, there are indeed clop artists who make clop with correct horse anatomy. *_My mind has been tainted with this eldritch knowledge, and I intend to infect others with it._*

[@YesterdayIstoday-vu4oo]

0:29, this some shit Rodrick would do

[@AceOfSpadesForAll]

FR 😭

[@TrulyRandomPersonage]

PEAK ibz would've just mentioned clown girls EXCLUSIVELY when talking about art 😭🙏

[@StyliZ99]

this was perfectly times for me to cut off LMAO 3:00

[@Orangegu]

An ad appeared right at that moment lol

[@Skolderian]

@@Orangegusame for me lol

[@BurgertubeFounder]

The whiskey kayak is just the recommended amount of whiskey to appreciate Singer's installations.

[@billiejeanmilligan4121]

True as hell, but then you can't criticize it because the beauty of it is "subjective"?

[@totaldan99]

Shi goes both way bro

[@angel_of_rust]

wait til ai pours the whiskey on the boat now it won't be art or whatever

[@QTwoSix]

It's not subjective

[@lilnasbol]

​@@QTwoSix it is but I agree for me its straight ass

[@ulevirusff6742]

Do you have any objective way of criticizing art?

[@TheFunnyLookin]

2:54 "You see how you can kinda like just take anything in life, and just twist it to sound artistic" Is literally what metaphors are, and I while yeah art and metaphors have a lot of Correlation, but Modern art just treats it like metaphors are the Causation of art

[@stupid_stories7024]

Fun fact ibz: the term for the type of art you are looking at is actually called contemporary art, modern art ended during the 1970s :)

[@moritamikamikara3879]

No, it's called dada art and it's been around since the 20s and it's trash

[@mybrainscream]

5:22 not gonna lie i like the monkeys one more

[@bluezenither7043]

bro did NOT have to show us more than a single frame of cow feces FRESH FROM THE SOURCE

[@astroturfisadude]

Does that mean someone taking a photo of me eating a piece of cucumber is classified as art now?

[@Flaeron1]

yes. it’s obviously a metaphor for homosexuality and the aids crisis of the 1980’s.

[@hnkdr]

yessss, based on those who defended that bullshit lazy ass people doing

[@Gugu_Mimi]

Just existing alone is already considered an art

[@tempuraaccura]

Photography is an art form, So yes

[@riimer]

5:12 bro on the monkeys pic you can kind of see a flower or sum, literally 10x better

[@stupidlizard4764]

On the left painting I see an org¥ of three bodies with covered parts with black squares. It's not hard to see it, but yeah, monkey probably drew a flower and added some black just for beauty. Flower is more preferred to and kamasutra pic

[@LetsTalk-h7w]

Modern art wouldn’t be the same without Marcel Duchamp. This guy literally changed the game back on April 9, 1917, when he submitted a urinal (yes, a urinal) titled Fountain to the Society of Independent Artists’ salon in NYC. Of course, they rejected it, saying it wasn’t “a true work of art.” But here’s the thing-Duchamp wasn’t just trolling. He was making a statement: What is art, really? Does it have to be something beautiful or traditional? Or can it just be an idea? This move sparked a whole new way of thinking about art. Suddenly, it wasn’t just about the object but the concept behind it. Duchamp’s boldness inspired a ton of artists to question everything and explore what art could really mean. Love it or hate it, Fountain was basically the starting pistol for 20th-century conceptual art. I known a man myself, he's my dad art teacher (I wont be talking about his name) In one of his performance in Singapore in protest of oppression against gays by the government, he burned the newspaper on stage and put it into a glass of water and drank it (Yes, very weird). Then, he vomited out the paper and took off his shirts which the police arrested him and banned him from art for 10 years Interesting

[@evantanuwidjaja8017]

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[@zegy8454]

A guy from my city literally pooped on one of his paintings, stepped on it, and then sold it. Beats me how people can get away with this

[@idealogically]

I needed a soundtrack for my food and you came just in time, god bless u

[@estan315]

3:30 I thought this dude was faking but after seeing the whiskey kayak I’m convinced he’s the real deal.

[@Colis-xv6eh]

Yeah, back in the day you would actually have to put some effort into making art. At my national state art gallery, they literally had a lineup of rakes that had different stripes on it that I could literally make in less than a minute.

[@GaussTheWarframe]

0:14 where else would the poop come from? His eyes? 💀

[@UncleMyers37]

Plz go back to YT kids

[@shamsukst]

​@@UncleMyers37 ironic

[@UncleMyers37]

@@shamsukst How original lol

[@dudetyq]

@@UncleMyers37ironic

[@Firestar-TV]

The Person who ate the Wall Banana is a absolute Chad🙃

[@קעז-מענטש]

Standard traditionalist W.

[@Tricky2109]

Reject modernity, embrace tradition

[@kyr...]

🤮

[@braziliantsar]

Another win for hyperborean traditionalists

[@braziliantsar]

​@@kyr...Bucks broken

[@spawel1]

@@braziliantsar if you said "hyperborean traditionalist" to your ancestors how would they react?

[@Itz_RJ_LOOK_BEHIND_YOU]

People:How did you get rich Artist: I shit on the painting

[@PurplePowerAkuma]

Soon as i saw the Banana I thought about that Banana Steam Scam xD

[@phorchybug3286]

I remember when school ported my art to a museum and it was just a really childish Mario doodle.

[@khu649]

Freedom isn't the sole component of creativity and the art said creativity creates, rather it is limitations during the process, from either focused ideas all the way to even the medium the art is derived from. Creativity isn't just finding something unique, it's finding an answer to a question.

[@bebrasmachnayq5691]

4:05 they got wall apple too

[@Felix-tr7ds]

5:21 monkey did it better looks like it has a deeper meaning to it

[@maxalon2479]

The black marks on the left look like humans

[@Titanhomemovies]

1:35 I mean the kayak doesn't even smash into a billion pieces. That's like the bare minimum requirements for smashing something into a wall.

[@AverageRocirusEnjoyer]

1:33 My sense of humor is so fucked up I laughed at this 😭😭

[@VietnameseRiceBag]

My art teacher just said that “modern art” is just seeing how well you can bullshit your explanation of the artwork. Fun fact: If you buy the banana artwork you just get a piece of paper that tells you how to put the tape on the banana and how to tape it to the wall.

[@SlopGaming.]

you have a shitty art teacher then

[@Certified_prick]

At this point, even though I can draw really well, (like I know perspective, lighting, anatomy and rendering) in order to pass my art assignments I’m just gonna slap a bunch of shit on the canvas and call it a day

[@Gzgz7zgg6zig]

Right the only cool modern art is the one with the candies

[@JamesWagner-vv9iz]

8:07 >oy vey stop noticing my money laundering scheme

[@TheMyAss41]

Not funny Didn't laugh

[@Jakob_D_Baker]

1:29, that made my laugh so hard. That's not art, it's Idiocracy. A banana duct tape to a wall is not art, it's Ludicrous.

[@lazygazzzer]

Oh shit, so that's what happened to my lunch when I stuck it on the wall so I wouldn't forget it. I thought somebody had nicked it.

[@PineappleDealer37]

The banana was meant as a critique of modern art. That's why the guy came and ate it. But the people of the banana are unable to look at themselves

[@amorgod7776]

your comedic timing is fire🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@worldbucket]

I got an art ad before this video 💀

[@sigged]

and then theres clussy -ibz

[@LucasNaughton-fv8ek]

Bro not beating the allegations 😭🙏

[@blr4I6]

6:49 That is not a new shade of blue, that is #000870

[@ratvomit874]

Considering the timeline for that painting the only way it could plausibly hold value is if that was the original batch of YInMn blue discovered only recently. (Think Perkin's original mauve sample) Even then it's ridiculous to make such a sample as big as it was.

[@Xocrot]

1:49 that joke is more artistic than the art here

[@CheetahCrusader]

My brain got sore from those.

[@booster-b3568]

A art piece could have the most fascinating story behind it, but first it needs to look good. (And no, that is not mostly subjective)

[@Gyro-721]

5:07 The monkey's looks better ngl

[@ManBamboozled]

Fr

[@Owlzz_]

Yeah i can see some human silhouette in there

[@bagelbaII222]

7:55 I'd buy this, not for two million dollars but if this was like five dollars I'd buy it, it's kinda cute to be honest

[@Chilling_pal_n01anad91ct]

3:24 I find at actually funny, that this commertial have more meaning and idea than a alchohole filled kayak.

[@Pooop_0-01]

2:38 hm, this masterpeice symbolizes the true nature of a species of life. Truly a wonderful experience to view.

[@WhatAmIBrewing]

Idk why “poop from a butt?” Is so funny 😭

[@joshuaminton7583]

6:39 that’s most of what most painting like this does

[@Fhazo]

Watching this while pooping is DIABOLICAL

[@Kreshura-tm5rb]

congratulations, your shit is in the museum now!

[@N0rth_Star]

@@Kreshura-tm5rblol

[@PedroCosta-po5nu]

8:00 was wild, literally ROFL rn, huehuehue

[@HoneyBunny-69]

@3:39 - That banana was sold at auction for over *Six Million Dollars ! ! !* It goes to show that some ppl have WAY too much money!!

[@Radientzone345]

My favorite art showcase was called “Take the money and run” lol

[@BaconLover100]

1:57 certainly impacted someone.

[@purgeautomazero5599]

8:15 Clearly that's an abstract render of a Minion