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@kurt.i89235 жыл бұрын
It's weird seeing Anthony without a sword lol
@theoiv5 жыл бұрын
@@kurt.i8923 or a jar of mead
@foxman83445 жыл бұрын
As someone who is gluten intolerant I am baffled by anyone who goes into a place and asks if things are gluten free. Do your damn research ahead of time people, and don't expect other people to bend to your dietary requirements. Guess what? Don't order bloody Mary's or beer.
@zerodamonsta9425 жыл бұрын
Get a bar name cucumber ocarina
@timmyhoffarth67055 жыл бұрын
I was a bartender for over a year. Yes to all of this. A hundred fold over!!
@rikeep4 жыл бұрын
Things I have learned: 1. Don't be a douche 2. Don't say bro 3. Brian is a legitimate bar tender
@soup53444 жыл бұрын
4. Don't forget the liquor bottle viewing sunglasses.
@b0ssbeerreviews834 жыл бұрын
If bartenders or waitresses ignore you, walk out n don’t pay the bill. Fuck them
@thelegacyshow42484 жыл бұрын
SuPeR lEgItImAtE bArTeNdEr
@PatchworkLeyn4 жыл бұрын
5. transitions to ads can be fkn flawless
@Lodinn4 жыл бұрын
4. A legitimate bartender is easy to spot cause they have a cucumber ocarina.
@AsitorCorporation5 жыл бұрын
Brian Brushwood is a legitimate bartender, he went to Barvard
@wasabista16134 жыл бұрын
Me too, I studied at Ale.
@aaronthornton25194 жыл бұрын
He must’ve crushed his bar exam
@Echs_D334 жыл бұрын
Use the full name, you cretin. Bavard, school of magic, bar tending, and resetting injury counters.
@asdfjkl9814 жыл бұрын
@@Echs_D33 Pretentious isley-league-collage prick
@777ALLLUCK7775 жыл бұрын
I honestly couldn't tell that Brian hasn't been tending bar his whole life. It was so natural the way you twirled that cucumber and dialed for the beer.
@SulfuRed135 жыл бұрын
The twirling might come from him handling knifes and shit, though. But damn, that seemed unnaturally natural to him.
@asdfgidji8795 жыл бұрын
@@SulfuRed13 he could just be like me and naturally wanna twirl anything he happens to be holding that seems twirlable
@Echs_D335 жыл бұрын
And the cucumber pop eye ocarina. What bar *doesn’t.*
@MrClaysta5 жыл бұрын
Sauce bottles in fast food restaurants are highly twirlable
@chadspencer7629 Жыл бұрын
@@asdfgidji879I’ve met my people hahaha I do this with everything
@punishedprops5 жыл бұрын
Yes, yes, yes. Fantastic tips! Back in my bartending days my boss told me that if anyone said they were his friend that I was to charge them double. Ahhhh Crazy Larry.
@Ojthemighty3 жыл бұрын
Im pretty sure thats classed as purposely over charging which is illegal and wrong.
@jomom28393 жыл бұрын
@icuras dont make me charge you double now
@keetonfoust3 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe you guys aren’t verified!!
@avant-gardemarmalade76053 жыл бұрын
@@Ojthemighty it's an old joke. At a grocery store I worked at my co-workers would say "charge them double" when someone they were friends with then they'd share a laugh
@eisenkrahe71253 жыл бұрын
Larry Birklin
@kedrak905 жыл бұрын
Lesson learned: Avoid people with three sunglasses and bartenders who are very persistent on how legitimate they are.
@Arm-el2xl5 жыл бұрын
four*
@Philip_J_Hill5 жыл бұрын
@@Arm-el2xl Wheres the 4th pair?
@hunterdavis99415 жыл бұрын
@@Philip_J_Hill 3 on his head, one in the collar of his shirt.
@Philip_J_Hill5 жыл бұрын
@@hunterdavis9941 Ahhhh i see them now hahaha, never even noticed them lol. They magically appear in the 3rd section of the video
@KingBongHogger5 жыл бұрын
And those cucumber ocarina places. Stay away from those!
@Nicolas-lo8db5 жыл бұрын
I am happy to watch this because I AM A LEGITIMATE KZbin VIEWER
@meetwheatpodcast90785 жыл бұрын
Hey Boss
@ryankeane95175 жыл бұрын
Hey bro ,hey bro ,hey bro ......boss!
@averywhere69215 жыл бұрын
Boop beep beep comment and reply like normal
@talsgi15774 жыл бұрын
Imagine this comment was written by a bot
@ArcticWolf-qd6ev4 жыл бұрын
🤣
@micahphilson5 жыл бұрын
Somehow I get the feeling that Jason only wrote this episode in so he could show off his wide and varied experience in being a d-bag customer. Or just his hilarious improv skills. Jason is a legend.
@Jason-de5pl5 жыл бұрын
I thought it was to flaunt the 3 pairs of shades
@chrisadams6285 жыл бұрын
@@Jason-de5pl Only thing missing was double popped collar on his polo shirts.
@breedlove945 жыл бұрын
Jason *hates* improv, lmao
@javalin5975 жыл бұрын
@@Jason-de5pl Nah dude, he had more than that
@Wildlink1235 жыл бұрын
When he finally said "Hey boss," after switching the glasses I fucking died dude
@andrewpliakis5 жыл бұрын
"Well, what legitimate beers do you have on draft, ya weirdo?" I'm dying.
@nisse90094 жыл бұрын
Thought he said ”beerdo” lol
@plexi4775 жыл бұрын
You can really tell that Trevor cares about his work. This is the first "Bar etiquette" video I've seen where the bartender isn't pretentious or annoying in some way or another, it's quite refreshing actually
@Prince_-vu4wu4 жыл бұрын
Johnny Parsnips well when people know what they are talking about in one way or another they are gonna come off pretentious or annoying
@Achromasloth3 жыл бұрын
@@Prince_-vu4wu That’s what an annoying and pretencious person would say
@Prince_-vu4wu3 жыл бұрын
@@Achromasloth cool
@Ojthemighty3 жыл бұрын
I dont think we were watching the same video
@redpenofdoom12585 жыл бұрын
This is a public service.
@onetakeproductions38374 жыл бұрын
A PUBlic serves
@andrewfield40725 жыл бұрын
“Can I get your favorite 12 year scotch?” **grabs Irish whiskey** “I am a legitimate bartender!”
@chrisbenson74024 жыл бұрын
I was wondering who would notice 😂
@MrJacobSteed4 жыл бұрын
I came to the comments to make sure that somebody mentioned this 😅
@hulkslayer6264 жыл бұрын
Just started drinking whiskey recently and thought that was a mistake, but wasn't confident enough to say anything so I ane to the comment section for confirmation 😁 lol
@Wiiguyface3424 жыл бұрын
Big npc energy
@bline46983 жыл бұрын
The Man, grabbed 12 Yr old pot still Irish whiskey , he just leveled up that drinks order
@tzisorey5 жыл бұрын
Anyone else disappointed that Jason didn't finish the episode with 6 pairs of glasses hanging from various places on his head?
@Sylfa5 жыл бұрын
Sooo disappointed...
@Xanatos7125 жыл бұрын
A new pair of glasses per lesson.
@CantSniff5 жыл бұрын
16 mins of Brian attempting to get Trevor fired...
@imjustwolf5 жыл бұрын
I'm sure he was close to succeeding when he turned on the Guinness tap. Or at least he owes Trevor a few bucks for it.
@HwaRang7775 жыл бұрын
I could be wrong but I think they're not shooting at Trevor's bar
@justaguycalledjosh5 жыл бұрын
@@HwaRang777 i don't if they are or not.
@mattbenz995 жыл бұрын
@@imjustwolf He also got Guiness in a liquor bottle. He needs to buy an entire new bottle now.
@lionbryce101015 жыл бұрын
@@mattbenz99 I'm sure if it got in the bottle that they bought it with the money they showed on screen lmao
@MrJakson1125 жыл бұрын
Bartender here. All of these are spot on, but he is missing some: - For gods sake, have your money or card ready! When we are busy, the last thing I wanna do, i stand there and wait for you to pay, so I can serve someone else, it is also really awkward for me. - Don't ask me if I can give you a better price. I don't own the bar, I didn't make the prices, and if I give you a discount, I might loose my job. - Do. not. yell. (or whistle) also for your sake, bartenders hate it, which means you will be served last. We see when people come up to the bar, so we know whose turn it is to be served.
@AlbertoDsign5 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha today I just payed without the card. I mean, instead of giving them the card, i mechanically reached for the device and wrote the ping while they looked at me in awe. They would have looked in a bigger awe if it had worked. It took me a while to understand what was wrong. Good thing I'm friends with them.
@vladimir-savage723 жыл бұрын
That's why whenever I order my drink and any bartender charges me,I tell them to start a tab and keep it open,then when I want to leave. I pay for all the drinks I've had throughout the night without bothering anyone.
@darkinertia25 жыл бұрын
Wooo trevor! I love how the first epi he was in (from the outtakes) he was nervous as fuck, now hes a fan favorite and hes killing the appearances!
@soup53444 жыл бұрын
4 grown men laugh constantly over roleplaying being in a bar.
@donmilleriii73994 жыл бұрын
Aw man Douches and Drink Orders, can I play? I've always wanted to try a barmaid who acts flirty for tips but also wants to legitimately find love with a legitimate bartender. May I borrow 4d6 bro?
@Coentjemons4 жыл бұрын
Thats what me and my friends are like now after 5 months of quarantaine..
@nilus2k4 жыл бұрын
My bet is that before they started filming they may have been partaking a bit
@kendarr3 жыл бұрын
Thats the reason i love these guys, they are like kids
@Paka_Lolo3 жыл бұрын
@@kendarr but it SHOULD be adults in a bar. They are too childish for my taste 🤙
@kirohaas31935 жыл бұрын
*After listing off several Scotches, an Irish, and a Bourbon.* "Can I have your favourite 12 year old Scotch?" "Ah, yes sir!" *Brian immediately reaches for an Irish.*
@C_Mike5 жыл бұрын
Beat me to it!
@rosscarballo31625 жыл бұрын
I think Daniel may need to revoke Brian's somme status
@nephicus3395 жыл бұрын
So what you're really saying is that you believe Brian when he says he is a legitimate, professional bartender?
@vitotaylor365 жыл бұрын
I feel like we need some sommy discipline here...
@mop42325 жыл бұрын
Back to the vault with you, brushwood
@firecross6255 жыл бұрын
13:45 Underappreciated joke about the Cucumber Ocarina bit "Do you have a LINK where they can all find that?"
@jameshenderson40944 жыл бұрын
Oh wow I didn't hear that till you pointed it out! I was too busy cackling
@ninjacouch93514 жыл бұрын
I was disappointed they didnt golf clap at that joke and tip their imaginary hats.
@JustinOwenthebeardedginger5 жыл бұрын
Brian is a legit bartender. And Jason in his douchebag outfit is just perfect
@NoonMountain5 жыл бұрын
We need a Douche Jason side series.... The Modern Douche: "I'm a modern doooooooooouche!!!"
@bnerd15 жыл бұрын
Just love the three sunglasses
@dak44655 жыл бұрын
Looks like the tables have become the hunted
@thomasdenham14675 жыл бұрын
As a bartender in the UK this should be required watching when you turn 18 and can legally go to bars
@Kaiwala4 жыл бұрын
Just turned 18, think I'm doing the right thing.
@micahphilson5 жыл бұрын
11:50 Brian is the legitest of legitimate bartenders Sham has ever known.
@shittedpants32655 жыл бұрын
Micah Philson M night Sham-alama the owner of the bar (i will leave)
@NeonFlame0005 жыл бұрын
I used to work at a dive bar, (had no actual mixed drinks, just beer on tap and bottled stuff). He went to turn the tap on, and it was absolutely hilarious 😂 you gotta let the air run through for a second before you start! It is pressurized... hahaha.
@thewhistlingdemigod65705 жыл бұрын
I honestly love how Brian doesn't know jack-ass about bartending, so he just polishes random bottles :D
@warped_rider5 жыл бұрын
Someone who is in charge of showing bar tenders how to pour a Guinness had a stroke at that exact moment.
@Ojthemighty3 жыл бұрын
What a sham
@kev3d5 жыл бұрын
"Can I order some food here at the bar?" "Sure, but we are only serving GRILLLLED CHEEEEESE."
@vladimir-savage723 жыл бұрын
Dive bars : Are we a joke to you? Because those are the only bars that people wouldn't bat an eye if you ordered food,otherwise just get a beer and go to your nearest McDonald's if you're that hungry lol
@iWhacko5 жыл бұрын
When I was working as a bartender this would be my answer: "I know the owner" No you don't "yeah I do" No I AM the owner I don't know you.
@InItForTheParking5 жыл бұрын
That works fine if you are the owner. Works horribly if your boss's best friend from childhood stopped in to surprise them.
@iWhacko5 жыл бұрын
InItForTheParking true. But that friend wouldnt behave that way and ask for The owner by name whether he is in or not. Also. I was kind of the face of the pub. Even regulars thought i was the owner at Some point :p So the argument that they knew the owner wouldnt fly either way. Unless yes if they were a real old friend
@InItForTheParking5 жыл бұрын
@@iWhacko Be careful with it. My example was an exaggeration but I have seen owners fire bartenders for pretending to be the owner. Not sure how they found out the person was doing it but when they were confronted about it they owned up to it.
@michaelparham13285 жыл бұрын
Never bartended, but my initial reaction if I were in this situation, and someone said "I'm friends with the owner" I'd fire back with in a totally friendly tone "Oh, you know Chad?" But that's not the owners name. Their reaction determines the rest of the interaction at that point.
@MrJakson1125 жыл бұрын
I just make them call the owner
@ZmbieTaco5 жыл бұрын
Next time I'm in Austin I'm going to this lounge, finding Trevor and doing each of these things and leave him a $50 tip for providing great content.
@jameshenderson40944 жыл бұрын
Ask for sham
@Ruuuuubes5 жыл бұрын
Can we please get a sound bite of " 'Cause I'm a Modern Choooooooch"
@sub2willne525 жыл бұрын
What is a chooch?
@BericD5 жыл бұрын
@@sub2willne52 A chooch is a person who acts like they know what they're doing when they really don't. Or a person who acts in a disrespectful, oafish, or idiotic manner. Basically a jackass. I believe Modern Rogue actually talked about being a chooch in their cigar episode back in the day.
@JaxMerrick5 жыл бұрын
@@BericD talked about it, and found out that they were.
@westjordan86865 жыл бұрын
I would love to have one myself
@generalgrievous68335 жыл бұрын
instant ringtone material
@AnymMusic5 жыл бұрын
I know the owner! 'cute, cause I don't know you and I am the owner.'
@lyrebirdfurniture5225 жыл бұрын
I once was making a dash for the exit because things needed to come out of me violently, and while covering my mouth a weeee little bit spurted out and landed directly on the very white very expensive suit the bouncer was wearing. I only found this out when I came back inside, when he grabbed me by the arm and angrily informed me that i had indeed vomited on his suit. I reached into my pocket pulled out a 100 and handed it to him told him to get it dry cleaned on me and keep the change. A week later I came back to that bar, the same bouncer was working, he handed me a 100 and said the dry cleaner didnt charge him for it, and that he didnt feel right taking my money. Dont be a douche if you fuck up, pay for it.
@garlicgirl31495 жыл бұрын
WOW!
@jacobbenns60905 жыл бұрын
I used to work as a bouncer, if only more patrons were as well mannered as you...
@dillbill71525 жыл бұрын
Back in 2018 at an Irish pub I missed the toilet with my piss and and wiped it up with a hundred dollar bill. Actually it was a big puddle and it took about 6 or 7 hundred dollar bills to soak it up. There wasn't any toilet paper and I felt good knowing I did the right thing.
@Mal_kavian5 жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@Lousidity5 жыл бұрын
Aw! He had a good conscience that he didn't keep your money.
@jacklee90355 жыл бұрын
I love this, I ran a pub in England for a couple of years and all of this is spot on! Especially ‘knowing the owner’ I used to get it all the time! I had one terrible customer ring the owner past 11PM on his landline while his new born child was really quite ill! I almost begged the guy not to call him and gave him the chat about rules and policy but he rang the owner, he then handed me the phone with a huge grin and the voice on the end of the phone, the owner, just said ‘he’s barred’ it was gold the man kicked off but the customer was totally out of order. It all started because we had ran out of his favourite real ale and our replacement and suggested other beers were not good enough. Sorry that was long but this actually happened! Well done you Gentlemen Rogues! (Side not, his child got over the big, fit a healthy now!)
@NonsensicalSpudz5 жыл бұрын
how to pour a nice guiness 1. beep boop 2.boop beep 3. bar-tended CAUTION - BE A LEGIT BARTENDER AT A LEGAL ALCOHOLIC ESTABLISHMENT
@banishedair45185 жыл бұрын
The actual steps though: 1. Set the tap going 2. Have an engaging conversation for several minutes 3. Make sure you remember who ordered it. In Ireland they do tens of orders at a time, and probably because everyone orders Guinness anyway, they remember whose drink is whose and serve them in the precise order they were ordered so that no-one waits any longer than anyone else
@Jamwamee5 жыл бұрын
@@banishedair4518 the bartender in Dublin forgot that I'd ordered one and it sat settling for like 5 minutes 🙃
@banishedair45185 жыл бұрын
@@Jamwamee Unless he specifically said he forgot, he probably didn't. Guinness is supposed to settle for an extremely long time, and the bartenders are both trained for and familiar with collecting orders for almost the entire bar at once in most establishments.
@Jamwamee5 жыл бұрын
@@banishedair4518 I know how long Stouts take to settle dude
@davide8875 жыл бұрын
Bar stands for beer and alcohol room. Your welcome
@jonathonelvington91985 жыл бұрын
"that's like paint thinner" i was dying😂
@jek__4 жыл бұрын
I love how effortlessly jason transitions from explicitly stating that a solo cup won't do, to explicitly stating for it to be in a solo cup lol
@Gandalf-The-Green5 жыл бұрын
The Cucumber Ocarina will be the name of the run-down tavern where you guys should begin the D&D episode. Come on, you owe that one to us.
@TheStrangerous5 жыл бұрын
That name really has to show up again somewhere.
@Gandalf-The-Green5 жыл бұрын
@@TheStrangerous yes, and it could be: The Cucumber Ocarina Of Space And Time ;-)
@calebdaily10495 жыл бұрын
I wonder who would be the DM
@Lucifer87325 жыл бұрын
This year, The Modern Rogue has been my favorite channel on KZbin! I've recommended you to almost all my friends and they love you guys too. Keep it up!
@TheStrangerous5 жыл бұрын
Thanks! Glad you're enjoying it.
@stephenburley45815 жыл бұрын
Can we change the title of this episode to "How to not be a dickbag in most situations, bar related or otherwise"?
@dustinsmith83415 жыл бұрын
Was thinking about cashiers at fast food places. lol
@wyattreed40245 жыл бұрын
@@dustinsmith8341 I work in fast food, and I would honestly love if customers watched this video lol.
@CheeseTaterson5 жыл бұрын
I work in retail, and agreed.
@pirojfmifhghek5664 жыл бұрын
Friday night at 9 o clock: "Hey, can I get a round of Mojitos for my crew over there?" as he points to a table of 15 drunk ass jabronies throwing napkins and coasters at each other.
@roberts.83893 жыл бұрын
Sure that’s a $150 tab and will make the mojitos as basic and efficient as possible for them
@SergioEduP5 жыл бұрын
we all legit bar tenders now, thanks Brian
@MrKangaroo1235 жыл бұрын
So what do bar tenders taste like? do they taste like chicken tenders? also, do they have their own southern flavour variant?
@slayanmmo4024 жыл бұрын
💀
@joshotter49194 жыл бұрын
The legitimate bartenders are the friends we made along the way
@Rom0.54 жыл бұрын
The "know the owner" thing happened to me so much. "I know him too, he cuts my pay check" is such a good line that helped me so much. I also used the "what's his name already ?" thing, was good fun to see them struggling. Incredibly useful video for non bartenders too, thank you so much for that. By the way I found out that bartenders (me included ?) tend to make those mistakes a lot once they happen to be on the other side of the bar !
@oz_jones Жыл бұрын
"Ya, he said to charge you double. He said you'd understand, mate"
@huntercollins64635 жыл бұрын
Don't drink and drive cuz you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
@JimmyEatDirt5 жыл бұрын
I just keep seeing you around
@dfw_motorrad13295 жыл бұрын
Don't drink and drive cuz you might hit a drink and spill your bump. Wait.
@orficaldari35245 жыл бұрын
drunk driving goes down to 0 percent
@DeadCry75 жыл бұрын
Don’t drink and drive cuz you might hit somebody and spill your drink and nobody wants to spill their drink.
@georgewinchester64035 жыл бұрын
That's why you only drink at stoplights
@kungfutyla5 жыл бұрын
I don't understand why people are doubting his bar-tending skills, I mean he literally said he's a legitimate bar-tender. Even if he didn't, did you SEE how he twirled that cucumber?
@coldpsyker13545 жыл бұрын
I would say Jason had too much fun with that character, but that stuff was hilarious lol
@nmcdwhatchaaaa4 жыл бұрын
Take a shot every time he says “I’m a legitimate bartender”
@Avertehs5 жыл бұрын
Me, misreading the title as 'bear etiquette sins" : "Hell yeah my dudes, I don't wanna do bear crime."
@fellipecarvalho14795 жыл бұрын
That would be too much to bear.
@woahitsnick49655 жыл бұрын
Fellipe Carvalho this is a unbearable pun
@CBWBS5 жыл бұрын
Great video! Always enjoy learning about other professions! A note about the gluten free point though, some people sensitive to gluten can have a reaction to grain based spirits (like some vodkas). It's especially annoying as not all brands list the ingredients.
@tarnvedra99524 жыл бұрын
There is no way for gluten to make it through the distillation process, unless something went horribly wrong with the particular batch. If you have reaction to grain based spirits in general, it must be something else because only things that vaporize at about same temperature as ethanol will make it through the distillation.
@Itried77 Жыл бұрын
@@tarnvedra9952 as someone with a gluten allergy. Some spirits especially whiskey use some flavorings with gluten products in them
@TheDobstopper5 жыл бұрын
"Can I get your favorite 12 year scotch?" "I'll tell you what's great is the redbreast, that's the Dalmore move that out of the way. I'm a legitimate bartender." Let me move this great 12 year scotch out of the way to get you an irish whisky, friend. lol
@MalcolmPowder5 жыл бұрын
*whiskey
@gordonsalive99985 жыл бұрын
But a great Irish whiskey even better than green spot
@TheDobstopper5 жыл бұрын
@@MalcolmPowder Irish... *Whisky. Made in America? Whiskey. Made anywhere besides America or Canada? Whisky. Made in Canada? Either. Though, you don't have to take me seriously, I've only been to trade school for, and made a profession out of alcohol for the past 4 years.
@ShooterSF5 жыл бұрын
@@TheDobstopper Ah Shane. It is whiskey when talking Irish. And you don't have to take me seriously but I'm a bartender in Ireland the past 15 years ;)
@TheFrencoShow5 жыл бұрын
@@TheDobstopper Might want to ask for your money back from that trade school. The rule of thumb to remember is its "Whiskey" if there is an "e" in the name of the country, otherwise its "Whisky". Though obviously this isn't always correct, it's much better that presuming America is the only one who uses "whiskey".
@Rav1625 жыл бұрын
PSA (sort-of) I want to put it out there that some people who ask about the gluten free options may be asking because of sensitive celiacs disease, and it is correct, the process of distilling inherently leaves behind gluten while making spirits - not every distiller uses isolated processing equipment with "gluten-free" in mine. I imagine even certain things added/used to achieve desired flavor profiles post distillation can contain gluten and those people will react to the drink. Flip side, I totally get it - highly sensitive celiacs people will generally be acutely aware of what they can and can not have already and may not even ask the question, they'll just know. Flip Flip side - There are brands of whiskey that are labeled "gluten free" and this typically means processed in a gluten free or gluten controlled environment. Pedanticism aside, I love the video, and thanks for always being entertaining and helpful at the same time.
@johnfrancis32035 жыл бұрын
That is important to know though.
@magustrigger91955 жыл бұрын
If you have celiacs, you should know what you are able to drink, its no one else's job to cater to you. Its like being a vegan and ordering from a busy food truck but making your chease steak vegan.
@Foolio9495 жыл бұрын
Oaked Chardonnays also contain trace amounts of gluten from the barrels.
@karapurvis12604 жыл бұрын
Came here to make this comment, someone with celiac disease can get very sick and gluten content in liquor is not typically labeled and there are grey areas. I would rather the bartender just say they don’t know if it is gluten free rather than falsely stating everything is gluten free. Then, a person with celiac disease can go with a safe choice or research the brand.
@JeffDeLamater5 жыл бұрын
This was one of the funniest episodes you guys have done. Be sure to tell Sham. He and I go way back.
@D0ubleSwipe5 жыл бұрын
Sham Berkleman is gonna be proud
@kelzbelz3135 жыл бұрын
Goooooo warriors!!
@ItsTheSloanster5 жыл бұрын
Wow.......I'm a little bit shocked by how well Jason plays a d-bag. Good acting? Fantastic episode guys!!
@nephicus3395 жыл бұрын
Playing a d-bag is easy; think of what proper manners would be expected...do the opposite. Also, the world is full of them, so we have many many many many examples to choose from.
@jacobbenns60905 жыл бұрын
Acting?
@theunholysmirk5 жыл бұрын
acting? What acting?
@cretin20254 жыл бұрын
I love Brian’s robotic responses. It’s like: Human interaction complete computing response from host server “Trevor” response positive
@rroussel35 жыл бұрын
“I know the owner too, he cuts my paychecks”
@eyedocduncan5 жыл бұрын
OMG. That was the funniest episode yet. Brian killed it as a "legitimate bartender" I don't know how you all didn't bust out laughing
@lkreyna25 жыл бұрын
"What legitimate beers do you have on draft, weirdo?" I'm fucking dead. lmao
@KamakazeTaco5 жыл бұрын
I love how for the first tip they go into a whole skit about how not to call the bartender. Then when it's time for the example for how to do it properly, the bartender says hi first.
@ModernRogueRus5 жыл бұрын
You've been bartended!
@Helloitzkenny4 жыл бұрын
Modern Rogue на русском не плоха)
@Helloitzkenny4 жыл бұрын
Modern Rogue на русском не плоха)
@PDeRop5 жыл бұрын
3:08 does not address the issue Jason is having. Sometimes you do feel like you're being professionally ignored. Yes, Jason is overplaying it, but I've been in bars where it takes at least 20 minutes to just catch the eye of one the servers to take your order. They then often raise one finger to indicate : just a minute. It's why I insist on paying immediately when I get my drink.. I'm not gonna have to play THAT game again when I want to leave.
@firefly52475 жыл бұрын
Jason is weirdly good as an actor, and Brian is weirdly legitimate as a fake bartender. Boop beep boop.
@annajull3285 жыл бұрын
Holy cocktails, Brushwood! I’m currently drinking a Manhattan with an extra 1/2 oz of sweet vermouth as I watch this! Mead boy is psychic as!
@bob67845585 жыл бұрын
I read that as, Bar Etiquette and How to Avoid Them.
@georgeboyes8645 жыл бұрын
So glad im not the only one who read it like that XD
@johnwallace23195 жыл бұрын
I started with you because of trevor, at first i could not stand jason’s non-stop lesson on history from Wikipedia, but now i have watched every episode, you need to release more more more. And so happy to see the trev back
@MalcolmPowder5 жыл бұрын
I know Trevor kind of mentioned it already, but expecting a 20% tip in Europe is beyond laughable. Employers tend to just pay people a wage that represents the skills or experience they have. Works for us.
@TheStrangerous5 жыл бұрын
I really wish it were that way here in the US.
@turnbull8325 жыл бұрын
In England if the change is anything less than a quid they can usually keep it but it usually just goes into the till or a charity box. Buying whoever is at the bar a drink is more likely than giving them a tip.
@aaroncooper42375 жыл бұрын
I know in Canada general custom is 15% (although if you’re a student maybe 10% cause school is a thing that costs a lot of money) so if I were to tip an American bartender 15% would they consider it an insult?
@That_Guy425 жыл бұрын
That's more than you tip for food!
@STFUmorons5 жыл бұрын
Nobody gives a shit.
@brendankuncel93442 жыл бұрын
Rewatching this and realizing that when they curse it's censored with glasses clinking is such a nice touch (Brian at 4:00)
@mikeb44695 жыл бұрын
1) I agree with the others, we need "The Modern Chooch" to become the new tagline at the start of the show, and 2) you coulda made this video 25 years ago when I went to clubs... I'm certainly more educated and experienced in bar etiquette these days.
@brofights31385 жыл бұрын
Every European 18 year old should have this down. So should every American who's 21. This should basically be taught to you by ur parents.
@theoiv5 жыл бұрын
9:29 Brian huggs the bottles, Priceless. "Me, A Legitimate Bartender" is the funniest running gag ever. I showed this episode to my coworkers and now they are hooked on The Modern Rogue.
@AskAScreenwriter5 жыл бұрын
I always enjoy The Modern Rogue, but this video was even more hilarious than most! Jason is in fine form here. FOUR pairs of sunglasses (At least those visible)? All he needs to complete the image is a couple more shirts with popped collars at the same time, too!
@professordd87315 жыл бұрын
God i love you guys. When ever I'm not in a good mood all I have to do is watch your channel and I always end up smiling and laughing.
@Ruuuuubes5 жыл бұрын
"God is a channel called the Modern Rogue"
@user-uq4gr5nl5o5 жыл бұрын
That caught me off guard lol
@har-binger76455 жыл бұрын
And it’s wrath brings itself
@caitlinruppert49603 жыл бұрын
I’m a comic who’s going back into bartending after a decade and I’m watching these to refresh…these crack me up, glad I found a way to not get yelled at by old ladies (they get mad when you don’t remember recipes) aaaand laugh 💁♀️ thanks for the refresher.
@rocket72415 жыл бұрын
Any video with Trevor is a masterpiece
@MitchelltheBarbarian5 жыл бұрын
If I am being honest, you guys helped me figure out how to be so much better in social situations. One, my Dad died when I was young so I had no real-world role models. Two, I'm suffering from many mental health and social issues. (Autism being one.) Thank you from the bottom of my heart for what you do. Cheers!
@TheStrangerous5 жыл бұрын
Mitchell Williams That means a lot. Sincerely. I’m glad we could help!
@cainhiggins51425 жыл бұрын
Favorite 12 year old scotch and Brian picks out redbreast? Bartending must be stressful. Even for a whiskey sommelier. Love you, dude. 😉
@u6106l5 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for the unedited version of this comes out!
@sethcarson52125 жыл бұрын
That moment when you realize the "I" for ("I"nitiating an order) isn't the beginning of some handy acronym but rather just the roman numeral for 1.
@sonorasgirl3 жыл бұрын
It’s 1/11/2021 and this is giving me light in a very dark week. Thanks boys
@skept3k5165 жыл бұрын
"Can I get your favorite 12 year Scotch".. pulls out Irish Whiskey :)
@ZeldagigafanMatthew5 жыл бұрын
[incessently saying "yo, bro"] Looks like someone is asking to be punched in the uterus.
@SidneyJupiter5 жыл бұрын
This episode is probably is my favourite, entirely because of Jason throughout, and that metaphor at the end!
@Tri_monster5 жыл бұрын
When Brian opened the tap by accident 😂😂😂
@TheEraihiryuu5 жыл бұрын
"Bro...bro...bro...." Great job, Jason. Had me and the wife in stitches. The Skillshare "ad" at the end was pretty damn good as well!
@TheStrangerous5 жыл бұрын
Erai Hiryuu Bro
@ViviSectia5 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure this applies to all of food service.
@joshwolters90475 жыл бұрын
as a rl bartender, this is legit. i wish all my patrons would watch this video, because all this stuff happens regularly at the places i work. and when brian poured the beer on that bottle of tequila, i died.
@Opeckie5 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure this is my most favorite episode of M.R. EVER! I'm still laughing!
@StephanieSaCroix4 жыл бұрын
10:20 this part cracked me up, happened with me while I was behind the bar... Him rudely: I know the owner Me calmly: no you don't Him warning me: I will call him and complain Me calmly pulling my phone out of my pocket: it's HER* and I am waiting for your call. Him slowly leaving my bar.
@frankzappa66985 жыл бұрын
Jason Murphey you beautiful bastard! im developing abs from all the laughing haha
@SuperDancingdevil5 жыл бұрын
As a now ex Barman here’s a little list of stuff that will not get you served or even served at all as here in the U.K. we can refuse service with no explanation, So here are a few of my pets hates and I guess many other Bar/Pub staff too. 1. Never click your fingers and expect to get served any time soon as Bar staff are NOT performing seals for your entertainment. 2. Never ever Whistle at Bar staff to get their attention they are not sheepdogs rounding up your mutant flock. 3. Never tap coins on the Bar for attention, Firstly it’s rude secondly it’s irritating and I have personally refused service to more than one would be Woody Woodpecker. 4. Shouting YO! at the top of your voice will probably get you ignored the pub is NOT a hood nor is it Compton in fact if you are British go to those places and try to order a drink there by shouting YO! at the Bar staff but don’t buy a return ticket as you won’t be needing it. 5. Never ask for a particular Beer then wait until it’s poured then change your mind and laugh this will get you no service and probably Barred from the pub too. 6. Never turn up at a Pub 5 minuets before it closes and expect to get served as Bar staff have had a long hard day with aching feet and the last thing they want is to serve you so forget it and don’t even try it as a mouthful of Anglo Saxon often offends. So there you have it my little list of stuff that I Personally hated and still do unfortunately I can’t Bar these types of people anymore , But I thought I’d pass on these little Gems from my own experiences.
@LostDemonic5 жыл бұрын
Redbreast 12 a scotch? If Daniel hadn't picked it in the episodes you guys did about whisk(e)y. I might have forgiven you ;)
@0gravity8905 жыл бұрын
Funniest episode yet. Jason is way too good at being that "a-hole bar dude" 😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣
@FinBrennan5 жыл бұрын
14:12 Rage & Feces is the name of my new punk rock band
@heidibaltom81384 жыл бұрын
How does Jason not break character sooner. Especially when Brians doing things like spinning a cucumber like a bottle and dropping it.
@agiammarco945 жыл бұрын
Ah ya me a Sham go way back, we used to be roommates back in college
@nicholasguerra24985 жыл бұрын
You guys are honestly just a more personalized, rugged, and original take on GMMs style, and I love it
@Guysm1l3y5 жыл бұрын
Rumplemints? God damn it Jason!
@cyqry4 жыл бұрын
Knowing the owner is a good one, because usually the staff there would recognise you if you spent a lot of time with the owner/manager anyways. There was a bar on my university's campus that I was friend's with the manager of, and the staff would recognise me because the manager would chat with me when I was there. "Actions speak louder than words" comes to mind here.
@DanteCorwyn5 жыл бұрын
Someone once claimed to be a friend who is an infamous tequila fiend in a few bars where we live, and didn't understand why barstaff were laughing at him. Don't pretend to be someone you'renot, especially if that person is a regular at the bar.
@rucker694 жыл бұрын
A++++ quality content. Only thing that surprised me is the etiquette about money waving. I learned that most of Europe prefers that, and didn't think we'd be different domestically.
@bentoboxtsu5 жыл бұрын
With my 21st birthday coming up later this month I need this
@Mysasser15 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the other side. Please don't drink shots or drinks with a lot of sugar. You will get sick or die if you consume too much alcohol.
@matthewscharf87125 жыл бұрын
Here is some advice: Please don't drink and drive. It is not worth it. So before you go to a bar make sure you have enough money to get a safe way home if you are going alone.
@bentoboxtsu5 жыл бұрын
@@matthewscharf8712 No worries, I don't have a car anyways. I will keep that advice for the future
@joemeatballs36945 жыл бұрын
Your friends better buy you a muff dive
@kateg13555 жыл бұрын
Make sure your first drink you buy you 1 remember buying it 2 the drink is something you will remember and not a simple beer .
@JuliCajamarca5 жыл бұрын
4:54 "Oh it's so good I can just make the customer anything I want" Ooooh boy if you've ever been behind a bar, especially as a cocktail bartender you know it's not that simple. What I like most of the time won't be what you like, and then you'd feel like you've you wasted your money on an ugly drink
@Skyfirex97x5 жыл бұрын
11:50 Best Moment, skip to it and watch the video afterwards, trust me. Nice Video, Love your episodes and especially with Trevor
@johnfrancis32035 жыл бұрын
And then continue
@phoenixvuurvogel5 жыл бұрын
All of this is really good and hits the nail on the head. As long as you're not being obnoxious about it, I dont actually mind people flashing money. Just hold out a bill casually on the bar - not directly towards us or anything. Having your cash ready to go shows me you've got your order planned and you are actually looking for service (my bar tends to have large crowds sitting and chatting at the bar, or nursing drinks all night). But if you are shouting for us or pulling out wads of twenties that's just rude and unnecessary.
@adamcarter23105 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one that kept expecting Brian to break something and hurt his hands?