Moist Critical Can't Visit Japan For Only ONE Reason

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[@1wakuralain]

"Charlie takes a boat to japan" sounds like a good time.

[@Imbatmn57]

I've been on a ferry for a couple of days, if the seas aren't too choppy its really soothing.

[@ilo3456]

@@Imbatmn57 I personally really want to do a Pacific Sailing Trip, start from the Pacific Coast, then to Hawaii and then maybe island hopping, hit Oceania, Indonesia, Singapore, Vietnam, Philippines and then up to Japan.

[@wizardOFstupid]

He probably rode a Yamato

[@jayyusi]

this could do for such a good vlog

[@thecringeinspector5636]

@@ilo3456 Taiwan 🤨

[@يحيىوائلثجيل]

He is too famous in Japan because of the hunger games movies

[@R3TR0J4N]

wait.. wait

[@nim4464]

@@R3TR0J4N charlie was in Mockingjay part 1

[@privtprofile24]

@@nim4464 A main character too!

[@NEWBOTANICA]

@@privtprofile24 yeah he was kantpiss everspleen

[@kjlkjjjk]

Clearly

[@Inuitman]

Oh my god he can´t visit it because he commited warcrimes in Japan in ww2?!

[@djtoxxikk]

Sauce

[@DotDotDotDashDashDashDotDotDot]

@@djtoxxikk sauce is he made it the phuck up

[@mikael9325]

@@djtoxxikk the thumbnail

[@gljames24]

pisha, Japan did loads of those and they're fine.

[@zetijeti]

Typical

[@Death13Horseman]

In 1603 the shogunate initiated an isolationist policy that sought to root out all foreign religious influence that was gaining ground with the commonfolk. Such a religion was Moistism, and in order to prove their allgience to the shogunate, Moistists were forced to walk on the image of the Moist prophet himself, or destroy his Moist idols. The Moist one himself was forced to flee the country for fear of his execution by the shogunate. And that's why Charlie can't go to Japan.

[@Yamato-tp2kf]

LOL🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ryukokanami7645]

Hidden part of history has been unlocked. 🙏

[@numbers9696]

The Void Century

[@festivedarnspahs5676]

@@numbers9696 THE ONE..

[@Orthane]

Nah he just needs to act like he's Dutch since they were still allowed in certain ports.

[@Persona6Blue]

One of my friends flew from Ontario to Vietnam for her wife's family and she's absolutely terrified of flying. You got this Charlie!

[@gianfrancoricci92]

her wife?

[@Persona6Blue]

@@gianfrancoricci92 Yes, she is married to a woman. Been happily together for many years

[@Terraloper]

@@gianfrancoricci92 Lesbians exist, Brandon.

[@SuperCrazyfatGuy]

that's a huge W, good for her

[@Big_Funky]

@@Terraloper 🤣

[@s70driver2005]

After being injured in Afghanistan and experiencing a microburst on a flight in 2017 i had major panic attacks and anxiety about flying even though ive flown around 150 times in my life. But after a couple years of therapy and medical pills I made the flight to Japan and didn't have any major panic attacks. There is help out there and you can get it!!!

[@fondbeebboop9705]

that must have been super scary microbursts are really crazy

[@s70driver2005]

@@fondbeebboop9705 it was not fun and doesn't happen often. But I'm at a point in my life where I wouldn't change what happened for all the change and growth I've experienced since the event.

[@yohannessulistyo4025]

@@s70driver2005 Chris Broad (Abroad in Japan) also experienced the same. No fear of flight until a severe CAT happened. It is not fun, experienced it a couple of times, thankfully after I got serious into hardcore Flight Simming. Understanding how the stuff is being operated really helps.

[@s70driver2005]

@Yohannes Sulistyo yea it sucks. My best friend is a pilot and he tells me a lot about the planes, which I knew a bit beforehand, but it is good to learn more. Thankfully I'm in a much better place after a couple years of therapy. I'm probably not going to be 100% ok with flying ever again but I'm ok with that.

[@PrestoJacobson]

The stats for flying vs driving and the % chance of fatality may help calm some's flight fears a bit too.

[@Z_RE0]

It is indeed a hard decision, walking across the Atlantic Ocean would reveal his true identity, he must go by boat

[@UwU-xk5cx]

Only charlie would be able to reach Japan, an island country in the pacific, by walking through the atlantic

[@noremac7216]

Man I get so used to just seeing Charlie sitting by himself, I forget that he is such a petit little fellow

[@wyattjohnson7674]

Wym he’s a fucking unit

[@L2-L2]

I don't think we're watching the same video bro. He's jacked.

[@noremac7216]

@@L2-L2 yes like a little buff baby

[@CHRB-nn6qp]

​@@wyattjohnson7674 he's buff, but he's also really short.

[@hansbloodsmith]

He trade his height for an absolutely compacted and unbreakable body

[@JA-js8uk]

Ngl hearing “you’re more likely to die on the car ride to the airport than on the plane” when you’re scared of flying reminds me of the annoyance I would feel when my relatives would say “they’re more scared of you than you are of them” whenever my fear of insects would kick in.

[@georgerobertson1054]

But the thing is, you may have actually had a fear of insect, which is subjective. It’s an object reality that planes are safer than cars…

[@jornavyr2459]

It's an irrational phobia for a reason man. People are going to come out with these anecdotes, because your fears seem ridiculous.

[@technetium9653]

My goal isn't to make you less scared of planes, it's to get you terrified of cars

[@Ryleeman54number2]

Bugs are harmful for a number of reasons though. There is some rational thought behind it. Planes literally fly themselves these days

[@ham9774]

@@technetium9653 Thinking two steps ahead

[@chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266]

*Looks at thumbnail* So he won't go unless he rides a dogfighter?

[@deathstroke-sl5jo]

Charlie’s probably not going to see this but I’d highly recommend the book SOAR by Capt. Tom Bunn. I have panic attacks occasionally and I absolutely DREADED the thought of getting on a plane. However, the lessons from this book allowed me to get very comfortable on a 15 hour overseas flight just last month. It didn’t eliminate the anxiety entirely, but it helped me use rationale to approach this fear directly. I now look forward to getting on planes because of the lessons I’ve learned 🙂

[@jakkard5026]

Why not get in a boat to go to japan? Just get in a cruise and drink mojitos till you're there xD

[@louiegilalano7685]

That would be inconvenient. Since Japan is just a thousand miles near the Pacific Ocean, which is a breeding ground for typhoons. I bet Charlie would get another phobia if that shit happens.

[@ItzSplash_]

@@louiegilalano7685 lmaoooo

[@r1ght_n0w]

@@louiegilalano7685 You could just take the very long way around and take cruises in between closer lands, so let's say from NA to Europe and then go in a car from Europe all the way to Asia in South Korea, and then take a boat from South Korea to Japan, EZ 10 year travel to Japan fr fr

[@Andrew-gn9qp]

@@louiegilalano7685 There are cruises from America to Australia, and from Australia to Asia. If you have money its doable.

[@Swordsman1425]

I looked it up, the most direct route I could find is apparently some cargo ships have rooms that people can rent for like $170 a day, and the most direct route from the USA to Japan is starting in Norfolk, VA, then going down to the Panama Canal (stopping at a couple ports along the way to take on and offload cargo), then to Japan, for a total of 30 or so days to get to Japan. And that's just one way. And cargo ships don't have anywhere near the kinds of amenities that the typical cruise liners have. Though it could be funny if he does take it, and he gets there and decides he'd rather face his fear or flying on his way back for 12 hours than take another month-long cruise back to the USA. Or it could be a really wholesome "Friends we made along the way" kinda thing.

[@Yamato-tp2kf]

09:49 He's a man of culture, he watched Bible Black... Respect this guy for THAT!!!

[@dzello]

Of course, it's a classic masterpiece.

[@zurboz7098]

hes a living classic man

[@BichaelStevens]

big deal

[@Yamato-tp2kf]

What do you mean?

[@dzello]

@@Yamato-tp2kf Check Bible Black and you will know.

[@aloofawoo5115]

I used to be terrified of flying until I became an aircraft mechanic. Learning how they work really helped

[@pwabd2784]

Being an aircraft mechanic let me realize how much can go wrong and the plane is still going to land just fine.

[@aloofawoo5115]

@@pwabd2784 exactly, there’s so many back ups for everything

[@aiueokaya]

Of course God placed a debuff on Charlie to balance out his godliness.

[@MaxTakeANap]

I like how Mudan changed the camera to Garnt sneezing twice

[@bilbo1778]

I assumed it was just AI in the camera focusing on the sound from one of the subjects in the shot?

[@shinren_]

@@bilbo1778 wonder if they use ai

[@CriticalKunic]

I think Charlie really should do a small flight somewhere. I went on my first flight at the age of 29, basically the same fear and relative location to him too. I took a flight up to Georgia and drove back down in order to help my SO clear out her storage unit. I was terrified of the flight, but during it, it wasn't bad at all. And I found myself on the drive back wishing we could've just flown back. I've flown 4 more times since, back and forth from Pennsylvania for work, and didn't have a bad experience at all. Really want to try a longer flight now as all of those happened literally right before Covid (March of 2020 for the PA flights). Edit: Wrote this out before he mentioned he has flown somewhere recently. Not sure then x.x

[@froxcom]

Last time one of my close family members visited Japan they assisted in dropping the sun on them 😔

[@wat4036]

Sounds like fun.

[@burrybondz225]

Would the germans get the same sympathy if someone dropped a nuke on them?

[@froxcom]

@@burrybondz225 Yes. Civilian casualties are terrible. The nationality of the civilians changes nothing.

[@FuyuNoAi]

Just 12 hours? My sweet summer child, you can't imagine the hassle of flying from Buenos Aires to Tokyo. The shortest route is a 30-hour odyssey.

[@Soldknight324]

Same thing with Melbourne, Aus where I live and my hometown in Belfast Northern Ireland. My yearly or twice yearly expedition

[@AaaaNinja]

I was flying home to the West Coast from Zagreb and on the last leg, a short hop on a little shuttle plane, I sat next to someone who just traveled from Australia and I was thinking... her trip must've been a heck of a lot more exhausting.

[@TheBob5260]

It’s not a direct flight though right?

[@MaxAngor]

I can relate to that doctor story. Mine told my parents and I to never ever let me exercise because my lungs are that weak. I learned last May how full of shit he was. Now, don't get me wrong, my lungs are weak. I've died three times from asthma attacks. But they're not "can't go walking" weak. 221. 40 pounds to go. Started at 380.

[@ellesper]

Congrats on the weight loss! That’s a huge accomplishment

[@MaxAngor]

@@ellesper Thanks. When I hit 180 and start the strength portion of my... body-unfucking project? I plan to make a video going over exactly how easy it is to lose weight. It really isn't hard. Hell, I did it and I can't drive... or breathe... or work. Eat less, eat better, exercise more. Ramen is better than nuggies. Saltines are better than ramen. Half a sleeve is better than a full sleeve (I NEED SALT TO LIIIVE!) I started walking a block (2 miles) a day. I rested often but I never stopped until I finished the lap. When winter hit, I was walking 6 laps a day. Now, I walk 2-4 laps a day but I walk them as fast as I can. I have to rest again but it's not so bad and it saves a lot of time. It's really that easy. You just need the motivation to do it every single god damned day. My motivation is hate. I HATE this body and I HATE that doctors lied to me about how weak it is. I HATE that I could have been thin in my 20s instead of near my 40s. My rage is an unending magma vein of energy. Other people probably have healthier motivations than mine but hey, whatever works right?

[@argeniside1015]

Congrats my friend

[@MaxAngor]

@@argeniside1015 Thanks. 212 and still losing.

[@MoistMoments]

Looks like Charlie skips leg day.

[@AlmightyDude420]

I will never forget going to Japan as a little kid. Completely amazing and unforgettable place with so many weird and different little things. Charlie needs to travel and experience culture shock-I think it will be good for him.

[@abdurrahmanqureshi3030]

What is so good about Japan?

[@foopygoopy1860]

It's crazy cause I LOVE flying. It gives me such a rush like a drug, if I could I'd fly all the time. It's just so fun that takeoff and that landing

[@ya1ya2ya3]

Do you purposely book flights with multiple layovers?

[@jobansand]

airports suck. flying's ok

[@super6070]

Flying is fun but it’s kinda loud

[@evo3s75]

Same here, finally flew again after 3 years!

[@FunnyVidsDotCome]

@@super6070 Get some airpods max pro you hear nothing outside the headphones with noise cancelling

[@LostShipMate]

To be fair, a fear of flying is the correct response to flying through the air in a 30 year old tin can maintained by questionable air mechanics. Its still pointless, as plane crashes are less likely than winning the lottery(or winning a really shitty lottery).

[@TheGainsWizard]

Maybe Charlie could take some Valium or Ambien or something for flying. I got some Valium for my vasectomy and I was so calm. Just shooting the shit with my doc while they were cutting open my sack. Would probably do wonders for flying.

[@Get_Splooshed]

My hypochondria started from seeing 1000 ways to die episodes at like 7 years old

[@internet_introvert]

The movie Alive sparked my fear of flying. That and "What's holding this metal tube up in the air? It's not hanging off wires or anything!" This even after I knew what lift and airfoils were

[@robertonome2448]

bruh why r charlie legs so thin

[@hater7093]

this shi made me chordle

[@naturallyweird661]

Charlie thing about a doctor saying to a kid stuff like this will kill you or paralyze you is truly one of the most horrifying things they can do ... I have been there bruh when I was 13 I had a condition that dropped my platelet count to 2000-3000 range and the cure for it was an surgery ...and the doctor comes to me and says there is a 60-70% chance that you will die on the operation table .. and dude I have still not been over that I am 24 now .from that point onward I started living life for the moment ..I use to be a great student and had big plans I literally gave up on my dreams and started just enjoying every moment in some way that's good but it took me 4 years of therapy to actually get to a point where I started studying and focusing on developing things long term my grades went from A to C to almost Ds and then my father asked me why what happened and I told him this : what's the point of studying or doing anything long term when I could die any moment and then he put me into therapy

[@cwill2127]

No I mean if the surgery has a 70% mortality rate they HAVE to tell you lol otherwise that’s not informed consent. Difference with the vaccine is that adverse reactions are just that, adverse (and extremely extremely rare vs the 70% mortality rate)

[@naturallyweird661]

@@cwill2127 13 yr old don't give consent even Dr house knew to ask the damn parents about it ... And it wasn't like I had irresponsible parents ... They were right there all the time for weeks in the hospital both of them ... They could have given consent just as well ... As someone who's been through it all I can say it never helped me one bit and that doc got his ass almost fired for this when my father complained so I think the medical association also agreed with my point ... As I said again even Dr house got consent from parents first And it's not about what they tell you it's about how he told me ... There is a thing called sympathy when you tell a 12-13 yr old that you will die it can be done in ways that don't traumatize your ass ...but dude did it in the worst way imaginable .... I don't know but that dude had an impact on my wife worse than the disease itself

[@Llama_charmer]

I was/am terrified of needles, but what sent it from a solid 6/10 fear to 11/10 was when i was like 15 theres these jabs you get and i was scared and was just trying to calm down i asked the nurse to wait but she had it ready and when i wasnt prepared stuck it in. Ever since then the fear just got sooooo bad. Ive never had a blood test and pray the day never comes because i havent had a jab since and idk if i could take it

[@cwill2127]

@@naturallyweird661 please go back to school …. Ellipsis are not periods …. And your grammar is so bad I can’t even read it all …. Your referencing a tv show as real life my guy. Please use your few brain cells to critically think

[@codyjessie8768]

I actually eneded up getting Guillain-Barré syndrome when I was like 11-12> I don't think it was from the shot though

[@beenv.]

his legs literally don’t match his arms at all

[@eatyourcereal2155]

Give this man 2 xanax he’lll have a great flight

[@zets8238]

Can confirm the meningitis shot I got as a kid made me unable to share food, I was told I could get really sick and or die so even 18 years later I am unable to share food.

[@shinren_]

Whats that shot even about i dont get it? Why would it make you paranoid for germs and such

[@WhittaII]

I got hypochondria at the same age when they started teaching everyone about stds in school and specifically aids. My brain decided you could get aids from anyone's bodily fluid, not just infected people's fluids. I learnt I was wrong soon after but the hypochondria stuck with me up until like 25 and at that point dying didn't really seem so terrifying so fuck it. Dying from diseases still sounds the worst though.

[@daltonmoore233]

My dad had that sickness. Prayers for anyone who must go thru gullion barre❤️ went from completely healthy grown man to completely paralyzed within 6 months

[@merik7928]

Charlies Leg to Torso differentiation is wild lmfaoo

[@Rufiowascool]

It's not just me!!

[@rainfall2880]

noticed that too but it has to the camera angle and the way he is sitting cuz we have seen him standing many times and it did not look like that

[@thatrainbowquickie8395]

the rain in england is absolutely a vibe

[@MonTheWell1886]

And that vibe is depression

[@m1lfhunt3r]

yeah a dank, depressing vibe like the vibe of a dirty alleyway.

[@tsu08761e]

you get it

[@jasg7894]

Charlie could join AustinShow's flight simulation machine piloting streams and get over his fear by controlling the plane.

[@ssilent8202]

Honestly it’s not that scary 🤷‍♂️ like just take a nap or watch a movie to pass the time there is no reason why you wouldn’t make it to your destination

[@Jetstream_Sam]

bro its hilarious he looks so small

[@ciainspector]

"Texas is Florida with better weather" As a Florida Man I have to highly disagree

[@qaw392]

My man, a true Florida man

[@seize2179]

Am I trippin or his legs don't look like they're part of his body?

[@bad99teddy]

Seeing Charlies chicken legs made me uncomfortable

[@jacehackworth6413]

I was super afraid of flying and was told it was fine because nothing bad ever happens but our flight was delayed because another plane had to take their parking spot because there was a fire.

[@viizorr]

One sentence that would terrify Charlie more, commercial airliners (the physical plane) does a majority of the work😂 the pilot inputs information and the plane lands and takes off itself with auto land and auto pilot

[@kolja783]

I've watched 20 seconds and wondered "why's the camera just pan to dude sneezing" lol

[@retrohipster1060]

I'm going to be visiting Japan in 2 months. I'm not particularly afraid of flying but I'm not going to lie, when I booked the tickets that was a long-ass line over the water. LOL

[@oledilep]

Assemble the A-team and pull a Mr. T on him. He'll be fine, just like B A was aswell.

[@monkeypolicd]

Where can i buy that water bottle...pls tell me

[@bootsND]

I have an extreme irrational fear of spiders I know that they aren’t out to murder me and that 90% of them won’t kill me or even bite me but just the sight of spider ie. video games or pictures freaks me out to a point of adrenaline coursing through my veins hands shaking and my heart about to pop out of my chest (ps grounded is a horror game and you can’t convince me otherwise)

[@tampa687]

same

[@bootsND]

@@tampa687 arachnophobe’s UNITE!!!!!

[@zizthesin]

I took one year of japanese at my community college. they tried to make us memorize hiragana, katakana and 50 kanji. i remember how to spell my name in katakana and i know a few kanji. but man i don't remember shit from it, they shoved too much in and made it seem to daunting. i speak french german english and am learning irish, japanese was too much.

[@Jules68474]

Did they ease you in with simple kanji (like numbers, day, month) or flood you with complex written kanji?

[@VioletKatana64]

Why Irish, genuinely curious. I have to learn it and feel its pointless

[@F0rr0r]

Flying, on some level, is the "Guess I'll die" mindset towards anything going wrong. The chance is statistically very low, but you really gotta accept that on *some level* if you're up in the air.

[@bagnome]

Charlie could take a cruise to Japan. Though, it would be time consuming. But it would be a cool adventure on the way to Japan. He would just have to be on the look out for a return cruise that matches his schedule as trans-oceanic cruises are not very frequent. Cruise lines do these cruises when they want to move their ships to a different market. He would also have to drive to the west coast. Though, if he couldn't get a cruise ship both ways, then at least he'd only have to fly one direction. I'd fly to Japan just so the thought of flying home isn't on my mind the entire trip. On the other hand if he wanted to go to Europe, the Queen Mary II is the last ocean liner that does regular trips across the Atlantic Ocean.

[@tvtvtfan3767]

If I learn Japanese I think Kanji I would pick up the most quick out the 3 different ones. That primarily because I took chinese for 3-4 years. However it’s been a few years so I forgot. It looks easier to write though. I can speak Chinese at home but I wouldn’t I know how to read

[@Enak147]

Just pop like 4 benedrils and you'll be out the entire flight trust

[@I_am_BiG_Al]

Wow he's actually tiny

[@snake_pot]

My hypochondria started when I got pulled down to the office in 6th grade and they tried to give me a shot and wouldn’t let me contact my parents

[@chthonicfire]

From my experience as a Pharmacy Technician, lots of people get prescribed diazepam (Valium) for fear of flying etc

[@AchillesofOblivion]

Built like a withered twig

[@muscleman125]

It actually made me feel good to hear someone like Charlie also suffers from hypochondria. It is debilitating when your mind convinces itself that there is something seriously wrong with your body. Your mind can make you feel like you are having a heart attack, or feel like your appendix is bursting, just from the overwhelming fear and worry that you actually are having a heart attack or ruptured spleen. You feel real, legitimate pains. The worst part is many doctors will figuratively roll their eyes at you when you come in to get those symptoms checked out. And once you are labeled a hypochondriac, you may find yourself fighting with doctors in the event you do have an actual physical disease. If you suffer from hypochondria, the best thing I've seen was a doctor say "Our bodies are noisy. When you "hear" the noises, it's just a sign that your body is alive and functioning." Some more good advice is that rather than being upset or more anxious when all the test results come back negative, try and look at it from the perspective that they are ruling out the worst of the worst, so if there is actually something wrong with you, it's still most likely not going to be a serious illness like cancer.

[@enclavehere.7995]

I’m proud that I’m from Moist Critical’s favorite state

[@BRuh-gv3rk]

This guy is chronically online and it shows

[@yohannessulistyo4025]

I am an aviation geek with fear of heights - very stupid I know. I also have fear of flying, which I completely overcame after I got serious into Flight Simming (around 2007-2008). I am very alright with watching Top Gun or Air Crash Investigation in-flight. Previously, a slight change in engine noise would cause me to sweat profusely and grab the armrest tightly. Knowing what happened, and how the giant flying thing is being operated really helps. It is just like driving the racing car or being a passenger - different level of terrifying experience.

[@themaxx2195]

He’s so small

[@crazyize1864]

I thought he was going to say he was under LeMay in the pacific in WW2 and firebombed Tokyo 💀💀💀

[@bakedsaiyan]

Same thing for me lol. Like bruv not one parachute? It’s just if we’re going down that’s it we’re going down.. strange to me..

[@DavidJones-ct7fw]

I can't fly because I understand physics and there's no way any airplanes should be able to fly. They just do but I know they can't so any plane I was on would crash from my disbelief. I'm protecting others I'm a friggin hero.

[@ParaNoid816]

My great-grandfather was an alternate pilot on the plane that dropped the bombs. He got to sign it. So I just think my bloodline doesn't belong in Japan. Out of respect.

[@gabebitner4101]

Gotta stop coddling charlie. Dudes got so much life out there he could experience. He shouldn't be stuck on this phobia. They should help him break out of it instead of just going ohhhh it's a fear nothing you can do. Nonsense.

[@uhitskyle]

These guys hes with are weird bro. Very green, and I thought I was(well people have told me I was, black people)

[@GordonSlamsay]

honestly, the 12 hour flight isn't too bad... I probably won't do it again for another few years lol

[@f4dedt1ger61]

idk why but i not really scared of much which is good but whatever does scare me scares my 100x more

[@gmarefan]

The only way to really get over a fear is to face it. Since he has flown a couple of times it sounds like he might be easing his way into it.

[@ethanbell5370]

I took French, and the only thing I can remember how to say is what is your telephone number.

[@jamesb2935]

HOLY FUCK this man needs a burger

[@rengen6185]

I had that Gilligan Barre Syndrome from a flu shot and I was in the hospital for half a year and I was 4

[@Guyserx]

Massive fan of Charlie but how do someone’s thighs get that small.

[@jacksmith-vs4ct]

wait florida with better weather no just no I mean florida is bad enough

[@Danilows]

I can't believe Charlie was less than 50 km from me at some point in history

[@KTSTHofficial]

some parrot-man told me LSD can help one overcome one's fears 🤔

[@greenstreetmusic4683]

My Mum would say this was a long time ago you should have forgotten about this lmao

[@hvmantrxsh]

Joey looks fuckin huge next to Charlie.

[@UnderTheSkin13]

He really IS like, 4 feet tall.

[@pandasaremellow787]

Damn straight better like TEXAS

[@kobil316SH]

This may be a dumb question but can take a ship?

[@Mal_ihk]

Florida and Texas... the ass end of the US

[@theodoresmith3353]

There are cruises from LA to japan.

[@baphometslayer]

I recently had a 15 hour flight from Qatar to San Fransisco(15 hours both ways) and it was was quite literally the worst time I've had in my life. Business class for me next time.

[@chadhiggins9944]

Wow, Charlie is so tall.

[@kristianbasile7141]

I can't believe that Charlie has barely travelled. What a waste. The world is such a great place it makes no sense not to travel if you can.

[@connormcgee4711]

Phobias don't make sense, that's what makes them a phobia?

[@Alphoric]

It rains more in America than England

[@sumredpillgaysian2090]

Why are they having a chat with Jesus?

[@corey2232]

As a person who has a fear of flying, my response to all those people citing statistics about how driving is more dangerous than flying is - "what are my odds of survival if I get in a plane crash compared to a car crash?" I know of many people who survived a car accident, but pretty sure if my plane falls out of the sky at 30,000+ feet, I have a 0% chance of survival.

[@KansasCowpoke]

This dude never heard of a cruise?!?

[@PsycheTrance65]

I have a vicious cycle where i watch videos about plane crashes and it gets me so paranoid/scared about flying but I had force myself to suck it up because it's the only way to go anywhere outside the small country I live in 🤣

[@handlesaresuperghey]

in fairness you won't know whats going on once you hit the ground, might as well fly.

[@k20castro]

He can't go because he was once a shogun

[@IhminenOfficial]

Dude actually could afford emirates 1st class. It is more like a hotel room than a plane lol. And although you are sick of hearing the statistics, they are right.

[@pog7126]

i have 3 feelings on planes 1. fright 2.uncofterble 3.boredom

[@Jonatello]

Charlie is tiny af