Charlie Reads More Creepy Texts For You | MoistCr1tikal

[@Frostaltered]

I love how the first dude tries to act all high and mighty with his games and immediately lists the most casual list of games there are outside of mobile games. Dude, gaming is gaming. He has the most milk-toast gaming there is.

[@Penquinn14]

milk-toast 😆

[@slappinthigh]

Ohh, yeah? Well what do you play? I play stuff like oni-gami-kami-saiblade42 ultramega godblade death killer 4.

[@OakNuggins]

It's milquetoast, buddy. Milk toast is a delicious breakfast/dessert.

[@stansmith7445]

@@OakNuggins never heard of that. Might try it.

[@sorrowoo]

cyberpunk is a good game

[@PartyPhil1]

Real games aren’t on a screen. Real games are on a sidewalk. Real games are made with chalk. Real men play hopscotch.

[@King-confusion-07]

Peak masculinity right there

[@yazajag]

Must have strong calf muscles and excellent balance and nice rubber soles to play real games 😊

[@343Films]

Based

[@Lydgid]

Real games aren't on a screen. They're on the Wii. And Wii, Wii Party.

[@thepuddingstealer]

As it should be.

[@ramogna]

cannot wait to listen to the same videos i've listened to 3 times already but in compilation form 😈

[@KarmyToo]

so real you dont even know 😂

[@KarmyToo]

well, i guess you would know huh

[@camko11]

Oh hey, it's me 😅

[@jay-yu9pd]

Ay, after some point it’s like an audio comfort thing for me personally. 😂👍

[@ramogna]

@@jay-yu9pd for sure ! i like to put charlie on when im anxious or can't sleep . his voice always makes me more calm

[@sirjestor4782]

"it's like talking to dobby if dobby where hitting whip-its" killed me.

[@1WEareBUFO1]

Dobby is.... liiiiiitt

[@elliotconaway7685]

I did not appreciate that joke enough until I read this lmaooo that's so funny

[@wheeltorturer]

time stamp?

[@2buberry]

theres something fun about a dude crying over a girl bullying them back

[@nickb5371]

10:32 him being interrogated about his rocket league rank is my favorite lol

[@elivile.]

It makes me smile.

[@Doumu]

I've seen this exact same pattern before and it tends to come from 8-12 year old boys. Might legit be an adult man, but hard to say :P

[@vainitylol]

​@@Doumu probably someone who didn't get over their middle school phase after being gifted a tablet for their birthday so now they act all high and mighty

[@BREAKocean]

The abyss stared back and he blinked

[@Undo743]

14:45 dude cries for memes, and she gave what he asked for, memes...

[@supergameing2832]

She made him into a meme lmao

[@dutchdragongaming8676]

Memes, the DNA of the Soul.

[@gloriousguardpersonal]

I hope you know I was so high reading these comments for a second I thought your pfp was a 2nd camera on my phone LMAO

[@SirFunky]

yeah thats, that was alkready mentioned in the video, this comment is mega pointless

[@ReaverTheSurvivalist]

@@SirFunky Your comment is both pointless and way too edgy lol

[@melodyayeni7923]

I have already watched every video on this vid from the original channel but "you bet your sweet bippy" I will watch this whole video again

[@strawbbav]

THIS IS SO REAL THEY R SO ENTERTAINING I CANT STOP

[@IcespherePlaysGames]

Same. It's like if someone compiled all the best train crash videos. I can't stop watching even if I've seen it.

[@EnvixityConquered]

Fr

[@Dogkika]

Fr

[@starfishthrower486]

@@Dogkikafr fr?

[@JindrichGebhart93]

"Go fuck yourself, get lost'' was spot on translation..was funny hearing Charlie try my language xD

[@ItzLiliatv]

same, i was so surprised haha

[@TaratheTigerShark]

czech people go!

[@NkunzimanaMorel]

My language is crazy

[@yunn7761]

Lmaoo ja se taky absolutne divila proc vidim cestinu u charlieho ve videu 😂

[@angel_cake07]

@@NkunzimanaMorelwell yes that's how someone refers to the language they speak

[@revengewrld999]

*____•••____* 🗿🗿🗿 *____•••____* 14:55 "that's about it, see ya."🗿 25:13 "that's really about it, see ya."🗿 34:16 "that's it, see ya."🗿 47:46 "that's about it, see ya."🗿 59:14 "that's really about it, see ya."🗿 1:09:34 "that's really it, see ya."🗿 1:22:53 "that's about it, see ya."🗿 1:44:10 "that's about it, see ya."🗿

[@lucianovalentin9818]

Why did you put sos in code morse?

[@revengewrld999]

@@lucianovalentin9818 oh shit did i? 😂 my bad

[@iforbot7732]

@@who_is_this_DIVA it is, he did OSO

[@KohlRomero-m6i]

Are you asking for help in code bro?

[@revengewrld999]

@@iforbot7732 "Oh Shiт, OH..." 💀😂 that makes it even funnier 😭

[@fleeyon7082]

17:34 I do not understand how she expected him to make her steak, and her to make him a cake, without being at one another’s places. Makes no sense.

[@Liex59]

Obviously they're supposed to make the items in their respective kitchens and then meet in a neutral third party location

[@isrealdiaz3899]

​@Liex59 unfortunately that's not apparent, and besides he dodged a bullet anyway

[@kathyowens8400]

Ewww i don't want steak someone made at home then brought to some neutral spot! Cake travels fine but steak?? Nope

[@donavanbowden5671]

@@isrealdiaz3899zz

[@RBondZ007]

@@kathyowens8400yeah that’s ridiculous lol

[@Tilleyforever44]

First girl has so much more patience than me. I’d just be responding to every message correcting his grammar or talking about how I can’t understand his gibberish lol

[@razztastic]

that sounds about right

[@Bluestar-wb9qx]

I mean she plays Shin Megami Tensei. This is just another Demon Negotiation to her :p

[@mysticsoulz638]

She was a keeper 100%

[@solus8685]

I'd only speak in memes tbh

[@rustyhowe3907]

As soon as he started calling me a liar I'd have blocked with a "no time or tolerance for this nonsense".

[@LordXemnas13]

Dude probably doesn't like Animal crossing because he doesn't know how to pay back loans and got offended when he was told to pay Tom nook back lol

[@bigjedimullet]

living in the shittiest one room house and being mean to his adorable animal neighbors to own the libs

[@1WEareBUFO1]

He saw a posh villager and shouted "stop mocking me" until he broke his Switch

[@paintedfingernail2308]

KZbin asked me how I felt about your comment and I said it was excellent

[@JeffBeck-yj7kn]

Bro was probably stuck on 0 stars 😂

[@Whatisthisgremlin]

I like to think he has nightmares of Tom Nook laughing at him.

[@antichrist_nameless419]

i just want to thank charlie for talking about these unhinged weirdos. not only is it hilariously stupid, but its helped me learn to catch myself on some of my own weirdo behavior. never ever this bad, but honestly it helps to see how bad it could get if i dont grow up. id kiss you if i could internet jesus

[@themuchdingdong]

Follow his advice then, try to surround yourself with people who know how to socialize and learn from/practice with them. I appreciate your self awareness, that's really awesome and a gift, that the people in this video must have gotten coal in their stockings instead

[@kabeeeeeee]

​@@themuchdingdong i am literally santa i can confirm they are all getting coal

[@paul_warner]

I learned a bit about myself from these videos too. It's nice that goofy entertainment can also actually help people in real life.

[@yooqu]

I’m sure internet Jesus will one day bless you with his lucious lips

[@iclynnx]

I can relate. I think in a way, I was kind of a "niceguy" but as a girl. I used to be a little sour over my crush dating guys or sleeping with guys that she got to know more recently, but wouldn't give me a chance, her best friend of multiple years. As if she owed me a chance. Yeah, that's not how it works, I realize that now. You can't help not being attracted to someone that way, even if you are great friends. Me being a best friend for several years and being in love does not mean anything if she doesn't feel any romantic attraction back. You don't have to date to know it wouldn't work out / feel right. It can't be helped. Luckily, I'm much more happy and with a better mindset now, dating someone else that I absolutely adore 😊

[@KeniYT0]

44:14 Classic abuse tactics. I like how Its Always Sunny did something exactly like this with Frank and Dennis, where Frank slaps Dennis when he says, "I am not a male escort, I do not sleep with women!" and then Frank slaps him and shortly after says, "I don't wanna hit you baby, don't make me do it." Its hilarious for the scene but its the truth.

[@aducia]

2nd girl was a little crazy but "even your hairline ran away from you" is amazing

[@tallic967]

Ikr she was a huge bitch but that was gold

[@sliski_rysiu_bejbi]

"a little crazy" is so generous 😂

[@marquisealexander1371]

Let’s not sugar coat it. She’s deranged and absolutely insane.

[@w4976.]

It really wasn’t, it was just cringe and she was embarrassing herself

[@satgurs]

@@w4976. It was cringe, but it was also a good line. May use it at some point.

[@VenosValentine]

Yandere in anime: Shy schoolgirl. Yandere in real life: Creepy dude...

[@FormulaFanboy]

I can unfortunately testify from experience that unhinged insane people like the ones in this video do in fact come in the form of seemingly attractive girls

[@icecreamnoodles3742]

100% tho... To be fair, you can find creepy girl edition just as easily.

[@Plone890]

Never thought of it that way lol

[@theoriginalman9426]

How come the anime girl gets called "shy schoolgirl" as if she also isn't creepy lol

[@VenosValentine]

@@theoriginalman9426 true. Creepy, shy schoolgirl.

[@Henchman0w0]

The second video brings about a great business idea. A place for people to DO cooking/baking dates! Just a large area with a bunch of small kitchens areas where you sign waivers, pay a fee, and sign in to a numbered kitchen. You can bring a safe public area. The clients can bring their own stuff, the business can provide spices, and have a security staff just in case of dangerous moments. There can be 1 large kitchen set to one side for cooking classes too! Would be pretty cool, cooking is an important skill.

[@barbrothers2]

or you could just go to their house. you're gonna end up there eventually anyway if you guys start dating. and more people are killed by their significant others than random dates.

[@GhostSwiss]

​@@barbrothers2 Hm Well yeah If it works out. And you're still meeting with a stranger. You can go to their house maybe on the second or third date, get the general vibe of them yk

[@wake-up_H8]

There is a place like that in Atlanta. They have kids courses during the day and at nighttime....cooking dates with wine.

[@Beavis4Life]

@@barbrothers2yes, but ever heard of date rape?

[@peggyh3788]

I would really like an update on that teen girl who was being threatened by that psycho at work. My stomach turned listening to his last messages to her.

[@marvelsomething1952]

Yeah fr he was such a psycho I'm kinda worried

[@KedamonoEdits]

what are yall talking about

[@iplaygames2918]

@@KedamonoEdits1 hour 4 mins or something like that

[@bluhh263]

3 months late, lol - but I think I found the original reddit post - her account has since been deleted along with the original posts, but she mentioned in the archived comments that she had a meeting with HR and used the screenshots to get him fired. That's all I could find, glad it had a semi-good ending.

[@peggyh3788]

@bluhh263 I appreciate the follow up! I hope he left her alone for good.

[@SuperSweetLucas]

I'm so glad he put this on his official clips channel. These creepy text compilations are actually pretty great to watch lol

[@artlove9577]

I can't believe that first guy, who can't live without his memes, started saying shit like that to a woman who runs a meme page, and then went nuclear when she started dropping.....memes. Like, what did he think was going to happen hahaha Okay the one at 1:00:00 is actually terrifying. I had something like this happen to me as well (also working at a Walgreens scarily enough). Except mine was a customer. I would work night shift with one other employee one week on, one week off. On our off weeks another pair of employees would take over. I noticed this guy started coming in a lot, he would walk down to the store from these motels down the road, but we had quite a few nighttime regulars so I didn't think anything of it. I suddenly started getting a bunch of texts, which didn't go nearly as far, but he asked me if I would go have lunch with him and stuff. I asked who it was. And he said it was him (he described his looks and talked about how he always comes to "see me"). I told him I was happily married and not interested, and this guys response was "I know I've seen him pick you up in the mornings, but we can change that". When I asked him how he got my number, this POS waited until the other team was on shift for that week, and pretended to be a family member trying to get in touch with me, and they just gave him my number. He even described the exact employee. I reported this to management and asked if I could be swapped weeks or anything, but they said they "couldn't because staffing issues and I was the only one trained for that position" (I pretty much ran the whole store at night). Also nothing was ever done about my number just being handed out. Thankfully I had made friends with the chief police officer and another really nice officer, since they would come by and check on us during their nightly routes. They got his number from me, and told me if he contacts me again to try to get his name and any other details and to open a report. Every night after that they would pretty much come park their vehicles in front of the main doors and hang out and chit chat with me. I guess that scared him off because I never saw him again. But yea, this stuff happens way too often. And management more than likely will NOT have your back. Be careful out there. It was such a scary experience but I will say a wholesome silver lining was having my husband (he would park across the street kind of hidden at the fast food chain when he could, and the fast food employees would bring him drinks because they knew what was going on), the two officer friends (who literally only knew me because they would come in for snacks haha) and all the fast food and gas stations around setting up this little look out chain. It was amazing, and I thank them for that to this day.

[@klausd.6285]

Glad that the police took action instead of doing nothing. And also, good luck on all your future shifts! I used to work that overnight shift. That 70 hour 7 days on 7 days off is brutal.

[@marvelsomething1952]

Completely unacceptable that they didn't change your shifts. That should be the bare minimum. I would've threatened to quit tbh. See how well everything goes when no one knows how to do the job.

[@kiyokumabear]

Your first (and biggest) mistake was working at Walgreens... Shittiest company in America that legitimately gives 0 fucks about their employees. Never returning to that cesspool to shop, let alone work. 🙄 Convenient that they all are understaffed somehow, yet still can't afford to pay a livable wage to their employees.

[@artlove9577]

@@kiyokumabear You got that right, I wish younger me would have known how to spot those red flags easier. It's insane what they can get away with

[@slamwisebamgee]

"You're a (adjective, starts with m) person." Charlie: "mama?"

[@victoriabarsamian]

I couldnt stop laughing when he said mama like bro 💀💀 the content of what he was reading infected his mind, full caveman mode

[@van4195]

"KICKING ASS IN ANIMAL CROSSING" 💀💀💀💀

[@NotExactlySans]

I'm really kicking ass at the stalk market and taking names, particularly the rarest of Saharah brand carpets, definitely.

[@PyxeledGenesis]

Gatekeeping is the highest level of cringe, ESPECIALLY in flirting. There are never ""real"" fans, games, music, etc. Gatekeepers are just narcissists🤷‍♂️

[@luk.23]

not even joking, there were moments in this video that I thought was Charlie saying cringe stuff on purpose to give examples of what the guy sounded like but he was just reading actual messages the guy sent xd

[@NankainaKoneko]

3:55 you just KNOW this guy is silver in every comp game he plays.

[@dirtyfiendswithneedles3111]

I am bronze but I have a big wiener.

[@ZaWrldo]

If youre going to lie about your rank in a game why wouldn't you say a top rank? Who brags about being average?

[@klausd.6285]

Sadly. I knew a guy like this. It wasn’t a rank. It was World of Warcraft and he was bragging about being the “top” healer while under-geared and no talent points in raid finder. And in case you don’t play WoW or know what that is. You have raid finder which is the easiest version of the raid you can do with normal, heroic, and then mythic. And on top of that, you can’t even queue up for raid finder if you are under-geared. And he was also bragging about out healing one of the top healers in USA… He said this to a woman who didn’t play WoW and mostly played DnD. I have also caught him lying to me about his rank in LoL, not realizing we were already friends in LoL. 😂

[@klausd.6285]

I should also add, that he didn’t realize it was me due to several things. If I play rank, I don’t like being in voice chat. Everyone in our friend joins and will talk about whatever and I like to focus on the game. So I don’t use voice chat and my username in LoL was different than my usual username. So after, he thought I was a random of my partner, he added me after a few games.

[@Traffa99]

As a peak silver 2 in console valorant I sometimes lie about being gold 2 because how ass i am lmao

[@kiyokumabear]

@@Traffa99 Yeah, but why? Literally nobody cares, lol. And i dont mean that in a rude way, I just mean that you're not gonna be getting any accolades or acceptances with it.

[@sillymonkeman216]

Me

[@lukasdark0997]

Dudes not even past the get-to-know phase and already trying to gaslight lol

[@aleee2323]

Watched/listened to these SO many times I know every single one of them by heart now 😂

[@klausd.6285]

That part about how men act like they have all these women after them or that they are so busy. I am a woman despite what this account says. I don’t get harassed by men with an account that says “male”. While I worked at Walmart, I worked at the customer service desk. Had a guy come up wanting to return something over $50 with no receipt. My store, over $50 and no proof of purchase, no refund. We can look it up in the system if they paid with a card of they swipe their card. He said he paid in cash. I told him politely that if he did not have a receipt for anything g over $50, I could not return it. He then told me he didn’t care about the money because he makes $70 an hour. And then pretended to get a call when I went to tell him again that I still can’t return it. And I know he pretended because I saw his phone light up and it was the locked home screen. And he went on about how he will be at the party and celebrate the death of their late friend who died while having sex. And then went on about how many girls would be there and that he was looking forward to it. I spoke up and told him “You need to leave. I have a line of customers who need help that you are holding up.” To which he “ended” his call and grabbed the item angrily and stormed off. Just based off the things he said. I bet he was some red pill guy who would have freaked out on me if he knew how old I was. I’m 35 and everyone always thinks I’m 18-23. People are HORRIBLE, especially men, at guessing people’s ages. I will never forget the guy who thought I was 18 and lost it when I told him, “Add 15 years to that.”

[@Raccon_Detective.]

What's your lifestyle habits? What's your diet? And skincare routine? Teach me your ways because it sounds like you take good care of yourself.

[@helixxia9320]

i'm 27 and the bus drivers don't ask me if i'm paying for an adult or kid ticket lol they look at me and just plot in a kid ticket (for people 15 years and younger). i guess they think it is no chance that i'm 16 or more so it's no point to even ask. i used to be annoyed by always looking much younger than my friends but i'm appreciating looking kinda young the closer i get to thirty lol maybe then i will finally look 18-19 😂

[@lucie03]

23:00 I hate people like this, groupchats to warn women about creepy men on dating sites is amazing because unfortunately not all of them get reprimanded for what they do, but there's always that one person warning others about completely innocent men ruining the entire idea of such a gc💀

[@avacader4981]

37:43 i’ve watched this about 70 times and just realized he’s probably using voice typing, hence why his swearing has stars

[@Original2c]

"does your mom know you speak to women this way?" "my mom isnt around, why the fuck would you bring that up?" "Yeah that makes sense" I fucking died i tell you. I had to go lay down on the floor and just let the coolness help my sides after that laughing fit. He's like loiter squad character lmao.

[@hVaeh]

42:00 Former drug addict here: Shrooms are literally one of the only drugs that are proven to have overwhelmingly positive psychological and physical benefits short and long term. Shrooms aren’t addictive either. Anyone who’s done shrooms, lsd, etc. (other psychedelics) knows it’s not something you do for “fun” necessarily. It’s a learning experience more than anything.

[@helixxia9320]

for me it's mostly scary and freaky. like a lucid dream but i can't control anything around me. didn't like anything about it

[@DoinLahd]

@@helixxia9320my first time doing M I was only young and I had a cooked experience. Was fine until my phone died and I thought it had a soul and was a living creature and it sent me into a spiral for hours lol. Didn’t help that the cunts I was with were fucking with me instead of helping

[@hVaeh]

@@helixxia9320 Exactly. You get the trip you need, not the trip you want.

[@grimrose999]

@@hVaeh Yeah but if you have already existing mental illness/ocd/paranoia it could absolutely make things worse or trigger a panic attack.

[@hVaeh]

@ As someone with OCD, ADHD, etc. From my experience and the countless other druggies I’ve known through my life, although true, it’s extremely rare for panic attacks to happen. And the only reason it makes you depressed is because you’re literally an addict. Other than that I’ve never known anyone who’s ocd or whatever got worse because of their addiction. And with shrooms, this just isn’t true. Psychedelics are specifically known for curing depression and anxiety.

[@oniryuuko]

"You're my Kryptonite" is considered romantic because it implies that the speaker is normally a strong, dependable type like Superman, but only around the girl, the 'kryptonite', does he revert from a man of steel to a softy. Superman originally was supposed to merely become as weak as a normal person, because kryptonite chunks are pieces of Superman's original homeworld, completely saturated with the energy of his homeworld's sun that has an inhibiting effect on Superman's species; him writhing around in pain only became a trope later to really 'sell' the idea that he's being affected by kryptonite.

[@MannyBots]

Real talk here, in middle school I was SA'd by a student in my class. The danger of the creep in story 59:16 is real, and it's obviously happened, at least to me, though I'm sure I'm not the only one that this happened to. Frankly I'm relieved that they woman in that story wasn't victimized. Stay safe folks, avoid creeps like that, and don't be a creep like that 🤦

[@DejaVuRemember]

He types with narcissism, and low self esteem. He gets defensive and saids everything is a joke which also means he never gotten into a real situation with anyone. The person most likely ties his shoes before putting his socks on.

[@hypeber7934]

Read this in the "Ashley's Song" tune

[@keela2890]

The funniest thing about this comment is it could literally be about any one of these guys

[@WoundedByDrugs]

@@keela2890yea, but its also kinda dum to not put time stamp

[@n.icolyn]

​@@keela2890 LMFAO

[@lilred_lady4792]

gotta love it. throwing it in the background while i do my crafts. thanks Charlie

[@thepuddingstealer]

That's what I do too!

[@geoffstockton]

If I were her, I would have just kept responding with "*you're"

[@tallic967]

Steak guy dodged a bullet

[@poopee4992]

Ena pfp

[@wolfie3657]

An ICBM I'd say

[@robey887]

Me reading "I have a newborn jesus." the way it was intended. Charlie reading it the way he did had me cackling.

[@IAmGodHimself777]

‘I have a newborn, Jesus’ I assume

[@JerseyDevilJerseyGirl]

@@IAmGodHimself777I would have said “I have a newborn! Jesus!” Or something 😂

[@ouijacorn]

Listening to these at work like some kind of nightmare radio play

[@CallumBradbury]

Hahaha the 'fat beauty' line caught me totally off guard, I don't usually laugh at these and just absorb the weirdness but holy shit that got me good

[@udontseeme993]

The first girl has to be the nicest person ever to not start absolutley destroying that guy

[@sunflowersoundsofficial4221]

right away -- ive seen this a lot. In their minds, if he didn't say "You are a liar" then he didn't call her a liar. its cray lol

[@goliath_red1102]

“Sorry to keep messaging you” Same person: *proceeds to keep messaging*

[@oliviadoodles01]

I’m not sure why exactly but I like the way you pronounce “cook” and “cooking”. It’s so crisp and satisfying LMAO

[@Thugzilla90]

@1:09:05 I'm a line/crew lead for an auto manufacturer. We have strict policies and guidelines for this stuff, and if anybody comes back to tell me that they are getting unsolicitated text messages and phone calls from a co-worker, I kick them out immediately. We also have a no return list, kind of like a blacklist.

[@minayukina8811]

I was put into situations at work by psychopaths and men who are just sex-obsessed. Every year, I kid you not, I would have to report a guy to HR for putting his hands on me or making some inappropriate comments. It’s a warehouse. I don’t wear revealing clothing to work. I also do not socialize with guys at my work, other than something work-related. One time, this new guy, old man, started working in my department. Somehow, he was mad because I didn’t hold the door open for him…I didn’t even know he was behind me! So he started harassing me. Nothing extreme, yet. Then one day, he SHOVES me with all his might, almost knocking me over. Straight out of left field, WTF!!! At first, I was dumbfounded and almost didn’t report it. But then later, I said, *nope, I’m reporting it.* They fired him. That guy was unhinged for thinking I deliberately did not hold the door open for him and decided to SHOVE me! What logical person does some crap like that?!!!

[@Reiiven]

25:48 I won’t take this “:3” slander

[@winston.422]

4:30 I almost feel like he saw some "nice guys" bs that told him he'll only get girls if he's rude to them

[@inkaglio]

Doesn't matter how many times I see these in various compilations, it still kills me that the typos are read out as they are written - beautiful! 👏

[@MattCurrieImprov]

Brandon Howard is literally Dwight Schrute IRL 😂

[@islandsicedtea]

54:57 “Not many chicks are into real games” is a stereotype 😭 I was introduced to videogames for the first time by 4-5 separate girls growing up, not guys. 50% of gamers are girls

[@BrookeMyhill]

I love this guy cos it’s like listening to Mordecai bitching and gossiping with me and it’s great to paint the house to

[@razztastic]

This is perfect for cleaning up. There's nothing like Charles ranting and raving sweetly in your ear about incels throwing tantrums because they can't get the puh

[@sadiesnail]

1:11:40 Buddy heard Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down and didn't realize it's about a toxic relationship.

[@geebee3256]

It’s times like these I realize, I never had any trouble meeting men in real life, I never online dated, because it’s just plain dangerous. Because I’m 164 years old and nobody did this back in the day.

[@XHatsuneMikuX]

at 46:03 i think he was trying to say "but you keep fucking giving me bullshit" lmao

[@Azzy2099]

clearly the instant you touch a drug, there's a tf2 crit sound and you get smacked six feet into the ground You're just dead now. That's just how it is ofc

[@miniiwheatt]

"she dosent need you to gove them 10 dollars to brung them" bye LOL

[@kyddkreature9801]

My ex-wife uses her microphone to dictate texts, and it auto censors swear words. I wonder if that's what happening between the shrooms lady and her man-child?

[@MillzBillz]

That's what I thought too!! But it dosent make sense for certain ones it's typed as "f***" or "f**" or "f*" and it always auto corrects as "f***" so I think he types it himself 😂😅

[@imposteramogus2167]

Holy shit the first dude fumbled so bad man she actually sounded interested in him somehow

[@richardcrocker236]

Your sarcasm with a straight face is awesome dude

[@gordy4924]

Dude the first one had so many chances. She kept flirting back with him over and over despite his absolutely cringe needy behavior.

[@happybunny2529]

43:00 As someone who has recently had a family member try and abuse drugs, I can certainly see where the guy is coming from. Now, I don't think he's handling it in the best way by being a douche, but man, drugs do and can ruin someone so easily. He has probably seen what drugs have done to a sibling or friend and doesn't want to go through it again with his girlfriend. Again, I'm not condoning his behavior, I just can see where he's coming from. EDIT: OK nvm, dude's kind of a lunatic.

[@vBUMPERv]

I think it's more of a control thing for him.

[@sadiesnail]

I understand where you are coming from, since it is a very destructive thing for everyone involved. But I just want to say from my own experience of having friends, family members, etc. hinting at turning down that road (or already addicted), coming at them with hostility right out of the gate like the guy in the video is the worst thing someone can do. Under most circumstances, if someone is turning towards drugs or alcoholism, there is normally already an underlying problem. And the last thing you would want to do to someone who is already going to such extremes in an attempt to "feel better", is snap on them and make them feel like shit. That's a sure fire way to start a spiral. This probably doesn't apply to the woman in the video since shrooms typically are a "every once in a blue moon" sort of thing even for people who like them. She just seemed more curious, which if someone is going to try anything, let it be shrooms because they aren't addictive like most of the other types. And even for someone who is 100% completely against it because they "care about them" (like guy says in the texts), the proper thing to have done in that situation would be to just have a normal conversation. Ask her why, if she is feeling bad, then maybe talk about options to get help for her. If it's just for fun, trying to talk about how it's probably not even worth it. That dude reminded me of a 45 year old soccer mom, who is not only a control freak, but also learned all her drug facts from NCIS. 😂

[@happybunny2529]

@@vBUMPERv Yeah, could be.

[@barbrothers2]

I don't think anyone who is censoring their curse words is in proximity to anyone doing hard drugs. You really think hard drug users want to be around this square? There's no way this is a grown man, i refuse to believe it. I also don't think someone who has been around anyone with a true drug addiction would call someone who smoked weed a "drug addict".

[@barbrothers2]

@@sadiesnail exactly no one just wakes up one day and decides they want to be a drug abuser. its usually a way to cope or escape. reading the dudes texts make me want to do drugs to escape what I just read. I'd need a needle in my arm just to deal with this guy.

[@Peter_1986]

Holy crap, a 104-minute long video with Charlie roasting simps? This is awesome.

[@megamanx1291]

They're not simps though? You mean incels

[@bonnietelocole6777]

1:13:45 This whole statement Charlie makes here is only emphasized by one of the next texts: "Sorry to text you so much as I'm not a Texter. Do you need to call me I'm there" "I'm not a texter" says the guy who just sent like 20 texts in a row. "I'm a nice guy" says the guy who's about to fly off the handle for a polite rejection. "I'm xyz" only tells people you're probably not xyz.

[@NezzGames]

"you stayed here with me.. playing real games" honestly iconic

[@MCDexpo]

That texting dude went to the Bentelect School of cringe

[@luvnfrl]

“Shit madden? That’s a sport” took me out 😂

[@yooqu]

I wish Charlie would do an audiobook his voice puts me to sleep so fast dawg

[@markittystuff]

I'm so happy for these compilations but I miss the streams so much for new clips and videos. I hope it's not too much longer before we're treated with new ones

[@zoisite_moon2828]

Someone check middle school creep's hard drive, please.

[@mike9r9]

It’s 2:30 AM and I have work in the morning. This is my fault for watching thee most entertaining compilation I’ve come across 😂😂😂

[@acer-e9f]

1:23:58 “yeah dude, my dad was a good father because he locked me outside and traded me for a six-pack of beer. these men now are just ruining society by being caring fathers🤡🤡🤡”

[@tylerpatterson3857]

Charlie implanting the imagine of Dobbie suckin down whipits getting totally trashed while cringe sexting some poor girl is the highlight of my week.. I was wheezing for about 5 minutes before I could post this.. 😂

[@iLLDiSS]

i guess a lot of people do mistake the fact that everyone CAN have a girl/boyfriend, doesn't mean everyone WILL have a girl/boyfriend. a lot of people act like it is their birthright to get one too. "everyone else lives like that, so why not me too?" "i now get my girlfriend and have a better life like the rest." and most of them seem to be focused that hard on themselves, that they are unable to take part in a relationship anyways, because they are not able to see their partners needs. would explain a lot of disfunctional relationships.

[@zaybruh277]

30:34 " bitch have a good day" is CRAZYY 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@victoriaisamermaid9938]

On the loft date, it seems like a bf came in and took over the texts 😂

[@memefrog01]

Fr fr

[@Codzilla3]

I love how baffled charlie is by these

[@KurtWagnerisnumber1fan]

39:35 if he thinks thats a drug problem, he must think selling weed makes you a drug lord😂

[@Jojo-bu1qr]

The one where the coworker was texting the minor literally make me sick

[@NkunzimanaMorel]

I will never understand why people don't just block them i swear to god

[@TordBot69]

50:30 the idea that he just thought of her in middle school 😭 just this grown man thought of what was a little girl and prolly had fun with himself 😭

[@voritez]

steamed ham.

[@Joo._.1776]

21:48

[@frankchef8048]

mashing pissers

[@Red2332]

I'm so glad they made all of these into one video. I've seen every video at least 2 or 3 times just from going back and restarting and watching em all over again. But this, this is just perfect 🤣❤️

[@jerphill420]

i certainly wouldnt call witcher hardcore but she definitely made her point lol

[@AlexTorosyan-u2v]

33:33 H E Double hockey sticks had me dying 😂😂😂😂

[@IAmNotAStrawberry]

35:15 it's so endearing to me that for some reason, everyone ages 30-40 stick 'lol' after literally every single message they send

[@MNNHME]

Personally I mix in a haha with my lols every other line so I don't seem like I overuse it lol

[@alexanderrrOkay]

Thank you... usually shitty youtuber compilations include outros or something is wrong. SO thanks for good compilations!

[@ruslixs]

I use this video to fall asleep, casually woke up in mid of it, like wtf

[@jesussaucedo8133]

For those of you who dont know, Shin Megami Tensei is a Pokémon like game, but with demons and mythological creatures, it came before and inspired Pokémon!

[@LALOERC]

I'm like that Elmo sitting on a toilet gif when charlie reads these texts to me love these videos and even tho I've seen them all just being able to have 5+ hours to play in the background is great

[@johndot5742]

Whenever someone asks me if they can ask me something I do say no lol

[@solus8685]

I've met a few too many guys like the first man online lmao. The absolute lack of self awareness is astounding

[@CaydenWoods-q4v]

56:38 "playing real games"🤣🤣🤣 I love this man MAAANNNN

[@EpilepticGoth]

41:00 The message was probably censored from using voice to text via Google, Samsung, etc. The AI auto-censors adult terms and anything it sees as "NSFW". (It's very annoying)

[@XanBarzz]

need 1 of these, except instead of weirdos and creepy text its charlie reading toxic xbox chats

[@kay9271]

Charlie playing horror games compilations for the Halloween season is fast approaching

[@zepcrinkshaw8225]

The guy at 34:30 is unbelievably lucky to have such an amazing partner and anyone else who had such a partner would never have acted in such a way