moistcr1tikal Twitch Stream Nov 25th, 2018 [Hitman 2]

[@wetham4461]

i use these to help me fall asleep

[@michaeljr6130]

Its good ASMR

[@riizrvzrizrvz991]

Same i love these

[@glummybear9979]

Wow, me too

[@eliseheartless4636]

😂 same

[@ttvphilswifft8682]

@@michaeljr6130 Angry? Sorry Man Recked

[@coltonloustalot2318]

Imagine telling your family about the day at work where you got knocked out 8 times while trying to deliver mail by 4 different bald dudes

[@harrylord2783]

I swwsq awwy

[@Avery-ts2sk]

@@harrylord2783 same

[@harrylord2783]

I'm not gonna lie guys, I actually fell asleep on my phone and left that comment...

[@monkeygeorge2298]

@@harrylord2783 gut

[@ItsElectrode]

@@harrylord2783 wat

[@johnriley4425]

Must be hard for tiana to hassle charlie about anything. He's in constant joke mode. I don't think he gave a single serious reply in that entire interaction

[@raulvalgar1999]

When he's straming yeah but maybe not when he's off the internet.

[@Subpar1224]

@Carcinat V ayy I must have great problem solving skills

[@nothinshere7220]

Ok mister redditor

[@anthonynoce9071]

Like oooo lllllp ikkkk ooooo

[@g_ant343]

@@nothinshere7220 hahaha funny charlie calls people redditor so I will too I’m so funny lmao

[@BeanDigg]

Felt like I was in a time machine when he talked about the surgery on a grape and sprite cranberry 😂

[@T.C.M.Y.T]

Hahaha same brother!!!

[@persona_idiot]

@IMY123 not a very convincing fake KZbin link there

[@DomDoryy]

when the dono asked him to dab for 20 dollars i thought they meant hit a dab instead of the move

[@queefomatic9273]

don’t mind me, just watching streams from almost two years ago

[@somebodyfaraway]

same

[@sauldibari6598]

2nd time

[@somebodyfaraway]

@@Mox_SC u ok buddy?

[@killar1one]

yeah

[@panthera_]

I’m rewatching this for maybe the third time... 3 years later

[@RaenbowRenegade]

Charlie stop putting bitten ham back in the container

[@Dead_End_Angel]

No

[@nooneinparticular5273]

I love haggling with that dude and just watching Agent 47 break that poor salesman down. Like, of all the murders 47 commits, no one gets damaged as much as the Indian cloth salesman who he just penance stares into oblivion.

[@RobotronSage]

hahahaha

[@roundrock5429]

I love coming back to these, Charlie’s wit and Hitman mixed like peanut butter and jelly, truly legendary.

[@DuuzeJR]

When you got close to the mic and said *"its not gonna happen, I gonna keep biting some of that ham and putting it right back!"* I lost it! 2:07:14

[@saucesaucesaucesauce1380]

*(edited)*

[@0XIV0]

2:05:53 Classic Gamer Momment

[@pyk_]

Imagine being that one guy who just can't stand it when other people deviate from optimal playing.

[@ottoharing7161]

not saying that Im that one guy but sometimes charlie is just inting at the same part for like 10 times X?D but thats just charlie being charlie

[@twxker]

2:06:00 him and his girlfriend 😂

[@hagan31]

In my opinion this is the best hitman stream Charlie has ever done. All 3 hours were filled with laughs. I may have played through the hitman trilogy loads before but he makes everything about this seem fresh in my mind and even better than I remembered

[@SnoppleWopple]

W

[@dylank4827]

i know this comment is old asf but do you reccomend i play hitman?

[@hagan31]

@@dylank4827 i would recommend you give it a go

[@forgemaster1492]

Whenever I miss a stream I come here and this way it makes me feel like I'm apart of the legendary pre notification squad so thanks mate

[@liamahern9725]

"Janus is 2 cheeseburgers away from death." Im dead 💀

[@fryingpanmand4435]

1:41:14 woah is that a little reference from my childhood hero that lives under the sea???

[@harrisonhermoso3765]

10:00 love how he just sprays into the crowd

[@alphablitz6048]

At 3:21:00 I really thought he might finish the mission in 2 minutes. I wasn't disappointed.

[@sauldibari6598]

AlphaBlitz sure

[@WatchLearnSee]

Why does it end abruptly? :(

[@okbuddy4559]

not sure

[@pandasprod3890]

facts

[@HXWKBXY]

Funniest parts (for me): 49:08-53:31, 1:17:33-1:23:33, 1:46:33-1:56:37, 2:00:13, 2:01:27, 2:05:53-2:07:21, 2:08:27-2:11:50, what was He talking about at 2:13:27?, 2:54:20

[@W75.]

11:56 The greatest Hitman of all time 1:27:54

[@tlm2096]

god i love these old streams

[@Coffee.Warlord]

I will never get tired of these livestreams

[@blucka98]

These are helping me through really hard times, thank you

[@erys6280]

same

[@charliem4560]

Hit man is one of the funniest games. And it’s now combined with the funniest KZbin. Best combo of all time.

[@hagan31]

Fax

[@nilleftw]

Just snapped a guys neck "Did I just pacify this mission?"

[@thebrawlingmage9353]

Helping destroy T-series one shot at a time.

[@koboldbiopellet]

He said hiding bodies is useless and then complains when people recognize him because he has the compromised status -_-

[@branimirdzhenkov9549]

We love you Dale

[@LGib01]

He’s hunting T-Series

[@NoCommission-bo6vh]

9:49 this is literally how i play hit man absolution

[@charliem4560]

13:30 Him going downstairs in the other guys clothes is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

[@joselugo7849]

Why did he knock out dale :,(

[@sauldibari6598]

Jose Lugo he didnt

[@sauldibari6598]

He gave him a muffin

[@mattfitz1710]

"The postman never sleeps, the mail never stops coming, god damn hero" as someone who slaves in postal can confirm it never stops you just live in mail

[@legendary_kd]

Dale is the greatest human being of all time, such dedication 👏

[@Con_easy]

Lies it's Charlie have you seen his pokemon card collection vids?

[@moolano48]

Why did the stream end like that?

[@anthonywilliams2557]

LOL that guy getting hit over and over. he ain't got no more skull anymore its just in pieces from being hit so many times from blunt force trauma

[@juff89]

I honestly enjoy Charlie and his humor. But watching him play games is awful, he barely pays attention which just leads to him fucking up which is frustrating to watch or he just does his own thing and fucks up and it’s equally as frustrating, yet I still watch him lol

[@zorkosgaming3606]

2:01:45 he predicted Chris Evans trash tash

[@retroz1lla]

1:36:23 - okay this is some serious meta-stuff! Charlie says Mark Faba looks like Sean Bean to him, thus calling him Mr. Bean - "faba" is the Latin word for "bean". 😆

[@jabisu4162]

cause it is sean bean

[@retroz1lla]

@@jabisu4162 Omfg. 😅 I wanted to sound smart, but didn't even realize that was intentional because it IS Sean Bean... okay I'm officially dumb. XD

[@jabisu4162]

@@retroz1lla it was still funny, i was just letting you know lol

[@caseymckenna7111]

“Okay. I’ve got the cerulean. Let’s go.”

[@fritzdecat]

2:47:44 I didn't know Matt was in this game.

[@Tate_Oftedahl]

If chill had a definition

[@SilusValeriusVT]

Honestly 1337 fingies from second one.

[@ragulonker738]

What time does he stream til?

[@bongski985]

plot twist the bald man is actually the bald guy in masterchef

[@joshuaspencer4272]

2:07:17 I love Charlie so much for that

[@SilusValeriusVT]

If you kill everyone on Segal, then there are more suits of armor, they're just not for you. And their occupied.

[@liamdavenport2947]

57:00 walks past the maelstrom

[@aperson674]

i love how he forgets to click accept after he breaks that guy

[@aperson674]

and how he completely misses the mission opportunity to kill Sean bean

[@hughjego4493]

I've loved your stuff since the BC days, but man I don't think I've ever heard a single 'pardon' after any of those heinous belches into the mic lol

[@plaguis1391]

This isn't Charlie's channel

[@hughjego4493]

@@plaguis1391 I guess replace yours with his lol. To be fair, if it was his channel it's not like Charlie is gonna go "Oh HUGH doesn't like it? I better sort it out!" so I'm just venting really :P

[@Just_KotaX]

Before he had long hair, awwwww

[@somebodyfaraway]

9:57 "this is how hitman was meant to be played"

[@pandagaming9071]

2:27:28 did not age well

[@muhammadramzyluthfiansyahp9769]

James Charles is stronger than you

[@imlagging3653]

No Russian had an option to be skipped because of how controversial the mission was

[@tgirl_fangs]

This is from when Charlie's hair looked like a kindergartner who's mom didn't want to go to the barber so she did it at home.

[@JohnDoe-vx9bo]

1:46:30 the best 5 seconds of the entire stream....

[@vietdinhvan1560]

Upload more

[@RandomVideos2]

ok

[@vietdinhvan1560]

@@RandomVideos2 I mean his hitman stream. There's one part left

[@burnedoutstar1681]

Lol proof Charlie knew Muta back then

[@lolok3075]

*46 minutes ago* *comments from 1 hour ago*

[@matthewp.782]

Your names works for the comment

[@lolok3075]

@@matthewp.782 yes i predicted this exact moment and so i created my account and name just so the prophecy could be fulfilled

[@andresond2]

@Polarbear Frost S No you dweeb, if you want to be an unlikeable purist you should at least check out some theories for the etymology of the word. None of them were spelled "okay". You also have to learn the function of abbreviations, slang and acronyms if you ever want to function in real society.

[@lucasnadamas9317]

@@andresond2 not at all, that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard

[@l3k064]

I don't know what charlie has dale is perfectly right to trust seth everman

[@cryothought812]

Do you guys know why Charlie burps alot, does he have so gastric problems or something?

[@nickswanson2124]

I have his medical records right here, lemme open em up

[@adamennaqui7413]

@@nickswanson2124 mostly to assert dominance

[@bluebandit5586]

is tiana a nurse? She looks like shes wearing scrubs

[@mikeoxlong1395]

Actually, yes. That's not an apartment or a house room but his hospital room. Charlie is actually a mental patient and his streams and his youtube channel serve as a form of therapy for him. Tiana is a nurse and she checks up him every once in a while.

[@funkgoeson4936]

Tiana is a vet

[@mikeoxlong1395]

@@funkgoeson4936 Don't you mean "moist"?

[@lw1381]

*shoots man in the head in the middle of a large crowd of people* "i am becoming a pro at hitman"

[@Wyonite]

If only he knew what el matador was...

[@Z_Belphemon]

17:26 thank you come again those words had my balls quaking

[@Comrade_Nils]

holy sh*t that stream was beautiful. unmatched lulz were had!

[@Ok_Butterscotch1549]

Charlie’s aim is kinda crazy

[@punnnnpun]

he's cracked at every game

[@averycrisp1730]

Bru, the ham 😂 😭 🍖

[@jamesstyle1631]

the hammmm lool

[@martinalabanza]

Impostor training

[@eeveelop5310]

I love you these are awesome you’re awesome thank you for existing

[@JBA999]

Bro I’m high as shit but 21:03 to 21:50 had me cracking up 😂😂

[@bruhmoment7430]

jesus christ this man has been reuplloading this shit for years

[@thepageofawesome]

I had this sitting in my favorites and forgot what the fucking twist was wow what a pleasant suprise

[@damonsalvatore2513]

Charlie when did you and Tiana got married

[@Ringo-Starr]

Damon Salvatore they aren’t married-he doesn’t believe in marriage

[@ihavefriends216]

Johnny Greenslit you lying butthole. On her Instagram she's wearing a ring on her ring finger.

[@Tangerator]

I wear a ring on my ring finger... Im not married. I like rings, whats wrong?

[@mikeoxlong1395]

@@Tangerator Well, it is kind of a logical assumption to make when you see a ring on the ring finger given the commonly accepted symbolism.

[@twxker]

2:20:00

[@MadBunny1010]

I love that Agent Moist is standing in front of tv cameras and a grand stand of people shooting a gun and no one sees him do it

[@AceCC11]

Why is Charlie still with Tiana? Lol

[@bermm]

2:08:57 Ha ha, he’s dead

[@0XIV0]

2:05:53 Classic Gamer Momment

[@robdecker516]

51:00 AWP’ers in CS:GO be like

[@Chris-pp2xb]

Wrong. He’s not a CT rushing A long with an AWP waiting for an unlucky Terrorist to come through the doors so he can headshot them without any effort

[@Pedro-vx4nb]

@@Chris-pp2xb ok and

[@airendur]

fatty part of ham is best part thoo

[@OneFinalAutumn]

My favorite part was when he killed that one guy! Super funny! Best comedy!!

[@dariusdrew7427]

El Smosh comedy

[@W75.]

My lungs are broken after this stream

[@plaguis1391]

Did you recover?

[@Dead_End_Angel]

Wish Charlie wasn't addicted to runescape fishing and would focus on the one game instead of making mistakes constantly, he's actually really good when he isn't distracted

[@JohnDoe-vx9bo]

Is a 9 year old playing? Or does he play with the intellect of a 9 year old?

[@valentiahuguley3720]

The zealous vegetable intradurally nod because gorilla alarmingly clean till a medical hood. nasty, permissible border

[@Mi-xj2sf]

Kingsman on moist meter!

[@michael120.]

dale no

[@aayushmaanmishra1239]

the lvl design is very weird i am from India and it doesn't look like that it looks like a more middle east than india+ i hate that stereotypical accent i literally have never met anyone who speaks like that

[@ignashi7plays401]

me neither, tbh even if I live in middle class city.

[@ignashi7plays401]

the design is probably right I think. I have never been there but could guess.

[@ignashi7plays401]

1:07:23 if you missed this dialogue, lol

[@aayushmaanmishra1239]

@@ignashi7plays401 wdym

[@ignashi7plays401]

@@aayushmaanmishra1239 kuch ni bhai, hindi hai thoda. NO problem, have fun

[@isaiahramox]

1.49.27

[@BitBANANA222]

1:49:27

[@isaiahramox]

Bit Boy had to take a shit and just in case my phone dies and all my tabs close. I saved my place in the stream

[@arthurmorgan7563]

Bruh i fell asleep

[@hagan31]

2:07:01 lol

[@DuuzeJR]

come on dewood

[@sauldibari6598]

Yes yes I love the food here for a a good place for lunch or lunch with a great family dinner with a a friend of a a friend to my work order to make a good one and a good night to my family for a good one of my food drinks here for the food here for the lunch and the dinner here is great way here to be sure and I eat a good

[@sauldibari6598]

Wow

[@chrysis1248]

181

[@kipj76]

This is so booring! I use it aswell to sleep!

[@muhammadramzyluthfiansyahp9769]

Go to last post by the body shop

[@DynoPoV]

This is amazing

[@NewName0]

Nice

[@damocles7862]

Yeet

[@charleswebberley5085]

Ya ain’t gettin me that easy FBI

[@maiky4946]

Ye

[@kipj76]

He is really good on analyzing vids but not games! He is great at martial art, food, etc. I really love him! But this sucks!

[@NukelearFallout]

You think he's good at ANYTHING but video games? Let alone fucking food?! He literally pays no attention to instructions, or directions. God, watching him try and make something as simple as potato pancakes was abyssmal.