"Monado"

[@emblemblade9245]

The true Monado is the friends we made along the way.

[@theroyalarkusknight9972]

*MONADO BUSTER*

[@otakamerd1220]

The friends we Monade along the way

[@julianx2rl]

That's literal for Alvis.

[@JDN910]

The true manado is the manado we manado'd along the manado

[@TealZero]

Wrong. The true monado is Riki, the heropon. Don't ruin this for me

[@Poppipower]

"That's Dunban over there"

[@Emzzzzzzy]

Tucker_the_Trucker *whispers in Shulk's ear* MONADO BUSTER!

[@lewis9s]

Don’t you mean Duncan

[@moustache2844]

Duncan donuts

[@SailorLux0]

Fun fact zanza is not dead yet

[@adrianb6811]

@@lewis9s how bout RAIN

[@intninten9766]

i thought Dickson was gonna say "The Monado may conceal even more Monado"

[@veryexciteddog963]

Dangit, missed opportunity

[@intninten9766]

Another missed opportunity: "The Monado is a divine sword capable of disturbing the very fabric of Monado."

[@Much_Ado]

@@intninten9766 Alternatively: "The Monado is a divine sword capable of disturbing fabric"

[@fireninjagaming1699]

I remember Dickson saying that the Monado had A hideen Monado. The hidden Monado had A hidden Dickson. The hidden Dickson had A hidden Monado.

[@xcritic9671]

The Monado being a "rigged slot machine" is actually a pretty good explanation for this games plot.

[@kingshadow3X]

Times each character said Monado in this video: Shulk: 34 Reyn: 8 Dunban: 14 Fiora: 1 (Not Meyneth speaking through Fiora) Dickson: 6 Mumkhar/Metal Face: 12 Xord: 3 Gadolt/Jade Face: 3 Egil: 20 Vanea: 1 Meyneth: 7 Alvis: 14 Zanza: 15 Juju: 1

[@cadas2366]

The one juju says is the most cursed one of all

[@kingshadow3X]

@@cadas2366 Nearly everything that comes out of Juju's mouth is cursed. LOL!!

[@cadas2366]

kingshadow3X I have nightmares about the fact in one cutscene he has a gun

[@Freashplayer]

That's great and all, but does anyone know what Shulk's sword is called?

[@cadas2366]

Cosmo Kong AKA Cosmological expansion Dong I believe it’s called the monando

[@snolls105]

this perfectly sums up the Xenoblade plot.

[@limhx-6734]

Perfect amount of likes

[@Edgeperor]

All it would need is every time Fiora’s name is said

[@jaimehenri]

" 7/10, Too much monado" - IGN

[@simonbaker3971]

I could see this being an actual ign review but I think xenoblde deserves an 11 out 10

[@lewis9s]

Nice foreshadowing.

[@areallymeanperson]

7.5/10 rain and duncan say monado too much

[@phoe87]

We couldn't change the future

[@notepad8879]

Wow, this guy actually used the Monado to see the future

[@MBgov1133]

I never realised how weird the word "Monado" sounded until I watched this video. Although, maybe it was just because the word played over and over again, not too sure.

[@zuser]

Semantic satiation..?

[@Rahochusosu]

Sounds very natural on Spanish :D

[@ChristopherNicdao]

It's a mistranslation of "Monad", sooooo

[@2yoyoyo1Unplugged]

C Then again, “The Monad” doesn’t have as good of a ring to it

[@tuskoub]

43 seconds in, it stopped sounding like a real word

[@fluffyeevee383]

"Dickson said that the Monado had a hidden Monado. The hidden Monado had a hidden Dickson. The hidden Dickson had a Monado." -YTP Dunban

[@chrislemay3807]

Woah

[@lucasdellamaggiore]

"Don't touch my Monado, fuck you, you little shit" *gunshot* - YTP Dunban

[@tsukani463]

Could I get the name of that ytp?

[@fluffyeevee383]

@@tsukani463 I don't remember the exact episode,, but it's one of Theaggyyu's Xenoblade YTP videos.

[@tsukani463]

@@fluffyeevee383 Thank you! Hadn't seen their YTPs before so I'll start binging.

[@metaknightmare1234]

Xenoblade but every time someone says "monado" it gets faster and more distorted.

[@veryexciteddog963]

Metaknightmare Please make this happen.

[@zeenasty]

something similar to that exists actually, 11 hours of cutscenes reduced to 30 minutes.

[@retierashia]

Depends on how much you speed it up, if it's little by little, the video will still be long. At the least 30 minutes.

[@retierashia]

Oh never mind someone already said it.

[@JediWilli]

"But....why would the monado?" *X-Files*

[@icarusty6481]

Fun Fact #1: I am Zanza Fun Fact #2: Zanza is not dead Fun Fact #3: That's Dunban over there! Fun Fact #4: FIIIIOOOOORAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Fun Fact #5: Mumkhar is a scumbag Fun Fact #6: The Monado is the Monado Fun Fact #7: Shulk is real Heropon!

[@patrickzantomaster]

#8 Monado....Buster!

[@sdtrawick]

"That's Dunban over there!" really got me.

[@SakuraPottage]

Fun Fact #9: Square-stache should be dead!

[@MrEmberCraft]

Zanza (Klaus) is in the new game :D

[@rikithelegendaryheropon8135]

Patrick Bever-Chritton Riki not approve of fact 7

[@ryemaclone360]

"The Manado is the Manado."

[@hunterawestin1803]

“But why would the Monado?”

[@milkman9247]

If the monado is the monado, then zanza is zanza

[@thepotatooffire1368]

This is almost as bad as the word "darkness" in Kingdom Hearts

[@CapnShades]

How dare you compare Xenoblade to such tripe

[@danielthom8624]

@@CapnShades darkness

[@janoxkasowa4154]

@@danielthom8624 darkness within darkness

[@LuluBanzai]

Ouchy ouch

[@manadrivexl]

Darkness within freakin' Darkness.

[@yuyasakaki8508]

A third monado has appeared *pokemon song begins*

[@vwoopselkek6260]

Yuya Sakaki someone needs to turn that Into an accual thing

[@astroframe912]

Lol

[@zaos7321]

And noponis appears as well

[@weeb7778]

1:28 "The Monado does not control itself." "The Monado...." "The Monado?!?!" "hehehe, The Monado is a divine sword capable of disturbing the very fabric of existence." "who are you?"

[@veryexciteddog963]

Fckin Weeb "The Monado does not control itself." -Quote from Monado, directly after controlling himself

[@Krirak]

He is Ontos

[@plbster]

"Who are you?" "DINOBEAST!"

[@Sidtheriser07]

@@veryexciteddog963 Legitimately amazing stuff, but I am confus

[@justinlewis2819]

Wow, this is actually hilarious. The "fun facts" you put in made it even funnier. I died at "That's Dunban over there!"

[@veryexciteddog963]

Thanks! I was wondering if something non-Monado related would fit in this video.

[@paulinethegreat1]

Yaye Alvis talking about the Monado!

[@paulinethegreat1]

Riki talking about the Dinobeast!

[@GearTech147]

@Visionless mfw you realize Alvis talking about the Monado is Alvis talking about himself

[@cooldumpy7913]

@@GearTech147 mfw i realise that when Alvis says that all seers must touch the monado it means that alvis touches himself

[@RapierIsRowdy]

this game is my reason for living

[@narutarddatsme3207]

lance SAME

[@majorjohnny7517]

Same

[@veryexciteddog963]

same

[@user-pf7yf4dz6u]

You could even say that the Monado is your reason for living.

[@luketerimz3117]

Same

[@veryexciteddog963]

Up next: Xenobreathing Chronic-Respritory Problems.

[@BraveWT]

Please do this but for Shulk. every shulk

[@JimothyRoss]

+ReviewPrick URGay There's also something called not obviously baiting. Not sure you've heard of it?

[@metallicarabbit]

+ReviewPrick URGay and you have time to watch it and comment? that dont say much for you. also, who are you quoting?

[@Darkrep98]

best line in the game 4:44

[@bee5120]

ReviewPrick YouAreGay Looks like you got a lot of time on your hands to be replying to otherwise harmless, sarcastic comments. It's called "getting the stick out your ass".

[@RJAnime]

This is why when I play Xenoblade I take a sip of a "beverage" every time someone says Monado doesnt take long before your Really Feeling It!

[@ResidentTarantino]

"Is that a Monado in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"

[@JamesRoberts-wl3uz]

Veteran Nintenerd *draws Monado from pants*

[@cooldumpy7913]

Damn now I know why dickson's crotch was always so tight.

[@ghirahimlefabuleux8984]

Dickson has a "hidden" Monado.

[@Hyperversum3]

I don't believe they say "Monado" only 139 times!

[@grategoogleemooglee]

Hyperversum well you have to consider the battle phases too.

[@popstarchamp]

Xenoblade but every time they say Monado 100s of people discover this brilliant game.

[@OriginSalt]

I feel like this is exactly what an abridged version of the game would look like. "You can't take anymore of the Mona-" "SHULK IS USING THE MONADO!"

[@sipkeevenhuis6742]

Baby Shulk in Mario Kart? If only Nintendo is watching...

[@veryexciteddog963]

Yeah. That would allow them to replace Baby Daisy, at least.

[@sipkeevenhuis6742]

Or any other of the filler babies.

[@VGF80]

I think you forgot the other moment Dickson says monado after being slained.

[@veryexciteddog963]

You are correct. I uploaded it just now.

[@VGF80]

@@veryexciteddog963 Cheers.

[@somebasedcat]

KEYBLA-- Oh wait wrong game.

[@OwOHC]

I liked the part where they said Monado

[@veryexciteddog963]

Lorcan Me too, so I put this together.

[@milkman9247]

same

[@TheCoolerDrilis]

Oh man. As soon as "a third Monado has appeared" came up, I knew what was gonna happen.

[@VijoPlays]

No matter how often I watch it, 0:41 is still the best part! "Monado, Monado, Monado!" - "...Monado?"

[@wikidwisurdzzz49]

"The Monado is the Monado" Wow I never knew!

[@tepigninja7198]

6:44 **Wild Pokémon theme intensifies**

[@lasatar6428]

Wow. The Monado was the Monado all along. I had no idea. Not as big as a plot-twist as Dunban being over there or Mumkhar being a Scumbag though.

[@SifArtorias]

It's so awkward that this comment is completely spoiler free but makes sense to those who played the game >.

[@sheyntime7464]

Fancy meeting u here, monado!

[@JamesRoberts-wl3uz]

Sheyn Time *M O N A D O B O Y*

[@YellowDice]

Lemonado

[@veryexciteddog963]

why are you french

[@marngamarx5787]

I can’t unhear it now what have you done

[@MicaelHD]

You can't take any more of Lemonado!

[@EBBKouper]

7/10 "Not enough Monado" IGN

[@PressSelectShan]

This is brilliant xD And your captions / fun facts made this even more awesome! "The Monado is the Monado"

[@veryexciteddog963]

Thanks so much! I'm fairly new to this stuff so I was going hoping you all would enjoy it!

[@ProfessorHeavy1]

With what he said, it was basically the same as saying "The Monado is the Monado".

[@HyruleTactictian]

I forgot the sword's name again...

[@nodot17]

I believe is was called the aegis

[@IkanaMaskedMan]

Monapon

[@dharmahan2036]

Can't wait for the Aegis version of this when Xenoblade chronicles 2 is out...

[@veryexciteddog963]

Will NOT do friendo pls DON'T remind me >:)

[@Ztormrageheero]

Table Pocket please do it. Game almost out :)

[@JimothyRoss]

R E M E M B E R

[@KLONOA105]

do et! :3

[@vwoopselkek6260]

Dharma Han *Alesyum*

[@EmilXOM]

Dunban screaming Monado Buster into Shulk's ear was hilarious

[@fondrive]

Monado Monado Monado Monado Monado *D I N O B E A S T*

[@galebullet]

"The Monado ain't gonna work boi"

[@infernodanielcraig3445]

"You can't take any more of the Monado"

[@veryexciteddog963]

wrong

[@At0m1cpickle]

The Monado IS The Monado

[@kosmosishere9451]

The entire game in 7 minutes xD

[@DukeCyrus]

The fun facts really got me "The monado, but why would the Monado?"

[@eurabe1]

I haven't had a good genuine laugh in so long. Thanks for this amazing rendition of xenoblade chronicles.

[@NoahMio]

2:48 is my new favorite line from xenoblade chronicles

[@SoupyLenny]

When life gives you lemons, make lemonado

[@matthewhenry86]

I always lose it when Dunban loudly whispers "MONADO BUSTER" in Shulk's ear

[@planetary-rendez-vous]

This is amazing. I didn't know the Monado had such power! Why haven't I heard of this before?

[@williamsmith4563]

the way Mumkhar says "Monado" makes it sound like "Banana".

[@princejahn8234]

We have the Monado Your body cant take anymore of the Monado

[@sparkytlg3732]

Does being controlled by the *Banado* mean you’ll eventually become *Bananza* ?

[@astraljack5397]

This is for the people of colony sis

[@xer0o0HASSAN_CHOP]

It's liberating that the A.I. giving Shulk the True Monado is actually an aegis

[@Neat0Bandito62]

Closed captions on this video are golden.

[@cooldumpy7913]

I wanted to kiss him enough so I could meet a new hero

[@Arcanesquish]

Don't forget me! And the monado

[@Timman96]

"That's Addam over there!" "ROUGE!"

[@shieldlesscap6124]

Now "Monado" doesn't feel like a real word anymore... And I fucking love it.

[@yn-ln3li]

How was there not a "Fun fact" for Egil saying "I am he"

[@anothercub6958]

The Aegis.

[@shieldlesscap6124]

The Driver of the Aegis?

[@anothercub6958]

Shieldlesscap nah, I mean a compilation of X2 characters saying "The aegis.". "The driver of the aegis" doesn't sound like it would be that long a vid.

[@shieldlesscap6124]

Dylan Wolfie in that case, here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z5WqiKmKa8yEbaM

[@anothercub6958]

Shieldlesscap thank you my good sir.

[@gaemor_guy]

They also said "Heir to the Monado" 7 times. "Shulk can weild the Monado too? What? That's just crazy talk.."

[@rikithelegendaryheropon8135]

Riki like this with Captions "welcome, true heir to the Bernardo"

[@rikithelegendaryheropon8135]

"Another new symbol has appeared on the menorah"

[@cooldumpy7913]

find us, monado. sword of the monado.

[@hostiusasinhostilityhostil7853]

After seeing this video, the Monado now sounds like a massive gourmet pizza to me. Waiter, I'll order the special today. "One Mondo Monado? That'll be £30 please, sir."

[@ZekromRocks]

Xenoblade Chronicles drinking game: Take a drink every time someone says "Monado"

[@veryexciteddog963]

I do not endorse this nor take responsibility for any related harm.

[@floating_whale4391]

70% - “The Monado” 20% - “Monado Boooooy!!!” 10% - “ Muuuh Nahhhh Dohhhh”

[@tobinetic2915]

I wasn't paying attention, what's that red weapon again? (・・?)

[@veryexciteddog963]

It's called the Master Sword

[@cooldumpy7913]

@@veryexciteddog963 I thought it was the buster sword

[@krm2095]

2:48 is so much funnier out of context *”That’s Dunban over there!”*

[@hasargel]

The captions make this a very different experience

[@ranmouri5648]

Please replace all the Monado in this video to Switch, after that I'm sure they will port this game to the Switch

[@naul2477]

As it is noted that the game was originally going to be called monado and not xenoblade xd

[@SoupyLenny]

Shulk: *literally impales egil* Egil: 'tis but a scratch

[@Anubalfer]

"Dinobeast! Big as Riki imagined!" This is when I started cracking up. Shout out to my boy, Riki! "Melly hit bad guy in face!" lol "Shulk is real Heropon!"

[@malditesta]

Melia's father needs to watch this video again, as he doesn't seem to fully grasp the power of the Monado

[@nickbritto1511]

6:53 was definitely insane *even* when we know the context. Was the biggest twist of Xenoblade. And the casual tone of the character dropping this made it hilarious.

[@chickenanwinnigish991]

The descent into madness from "the monado" to "a third monado has apparead" and finally to just "I am monado" is very funny

[@yebchaos]

If you ever feel like you're repeating a word or a name too much for your story, just remember the monado and that everyone still loves this story

[@lanceelopezz223]

Sword? Monado. Fruit? Tomato. .. Vegetable? Potato.

[@liomad1150]

1:04 FEELS LIKE A BUG BIT ME

[@YopAlonso]

This is not even accounting the other cutscenes of the game. Taking those into account... the numbers would skyrocket. That’s the true power of the Monado. I can see it now.

[@ShadowGirlxox]

TURN ON CAPTIONS. "manado manada de nade limonada"

[@Himmelschenk]

Xander is not dead

[@hunterawestin1803]

Bernardo

[@Aether776]

Monado? Psycho-Mantis? You're that Ninja...

[@bravely_beep]

You say Monaydo, I say Monado

[@LemonMori]

Monaydo

[@imamnajmi3084]

That's Monado over there

[@IanDouglasVO]

B A N A D O

[@EmilXOM]

I'm really peeling it!

[@LordEgilYGO]

"Fun fact #4: FIORAAAAAAA!" Why did you do that I'm struggling to breathe now.

[@Mechaxk]

*U N L O C K* the *M O N A D O ' S* power.

[@EnderSlash1010]

Shulk: Monado Dunban: Monado Reyn: Monado Melia: Monado Alvis: Monado Zanza: Monado Literally Everyone Else: Monado Fiora: Monadu

[@ElusiveMysteryMan]

Click this for a good time 2:48

[@TealZero]

Fun fact: The name Fiora is said more times in the game. 165 to be exact

[@veryexciteddog963]

Woah, that's crazy.

[@ethanrabbitts9906]

Only 30 seconds in and the word monado already sounds odd

[@IllIlllI]

Welcome! True heir to Lemonado! I am Sansa, the ceo of Lemonado inc.!

[@pikagammerpluspizza7478]

"What does the man dough?"

[@AdAstraPerAsperae]

This needs to be remade for the definitive edition

[@veryexciteddog963]

It's the same voice acting

[@AdAstraPerAsperae]

VERY Excited Doggo we could get more monados on the bionis shoulder and the models will look different

[@maybeperhaps2788]

3:02 turn on CC "How's goin', damn man"

[@DKCreo]

I'm going to need this re-done in HD once Definitive Edition releases. Ha ha.

[@veryexciteddog963]

Be the change you want to see in your world.

[@mattyb8307]

lol, now make a video of everyone saying "Dickson!!!" everytime Dickson appears.

[@veryexciteddog963]

lol I actually like this one

[@shadestrider1033]

The true Monado was the friends we made along the way.

[@pedrobeckup456]

I Love the part when he speaks "Monado" but "Monado Boy" is perfect