Monday Morning Podcast 1-15-24 | Bill Burr

Bill rambles about being in the mountains, Peacock, and A.I. training us.
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[@KerryFairbanks]

Bill you've "quit smoking cigars" for 10 years now

[@missymutt3046]

😂

[@jeffs.605]

@@missymutt3046✨💥💫☸ CoNgRaDuLaTiOn'S !!!...BillyCopter 'on Quiten' cigars for 10 YeaRs now. ... (yah').

[@Zen_1g]

The Monday morning, sometimes on Tuesday, Thursday just before, sometimes on Friday podcast.

[@alexhrnndz]

It’s Tuesday Bill

[@sandyago4735]

Time is relative

[@JosephSchumaker]

You must be new here

[@alexhrnndz]

@@JosephSchumaker nah I just wanna shit on ol billy blue balls a bit lol

[@deadraider420]

@@JosephSchumakerdefinitely a new listener

[@siaahmadi413]

And 2024

[@tommarino69]

A day late and a year behind: The Bill Burr story 😂

[@merp9211]

😂

[@theeternalnow6506]

Lol i know he'd appreciate this one

[@sacredguineapig9397]

Playing the drums is the golf and skiing of musical instruments.

[@A62119]

Have you seen piano prices?

[@BoxingGOATEdits]

​@@A62119hack I saw on twitter-craigslist has tons of super cheap upright pianos, family relics from the 70s

[@ryklatortuga4146]

@@A62119 the big ones are only 1000... right...

[@ZtothaO]

Ol’Billy ginger bawls

[@gogokp9276]

I understand you generation brother...greetings from Slovenia....

[@turnereddie]

Just bought tickets to Bills show in Nashville!!

[@AltafKhan-qd1tk]

Hello from India! Bill's sports talk got me into NFL. I got NFL pass yesterday 😅

[@Thugliferider1807]

Which team you repping?

[@AltafKhan-qd1tk]

@@Thugliferider1807 I am liking the patriots and the Bills

[@tommarino69]

I got in to the NFL through Family Guy and became a Patriots fan because of the episode when Peter joined the patriots 😂

[@pbandre9773]

Welcome to the greatest most capitalistic sport on earth bro

[@ericwatts-et2nl]

"Can they make eye contact......?" Hahahahaha Beautiful dude.

[@markdemos75]

Ol' Billy Menopause

[@caterpillakilla]

Skiing can be expensive but for him to then say “Snowmobiling…That I could get into” 😂😂😂 most expensive hobby out there lol

[@THR33_Dizzle]

wrong, ol billy crimson crotch flies helicopters... THAT is the most expensive hobby, so I think billy bitch boobs can afford a damn snow mobile, lol

[@nimbuscloud2385]

And dangerous. Just buy the apocalypse helicopter.

[@scottf3588]

Billy B. Pushing through the PAIN !!! Thank You Sir for Bringing The Pain ;- }

[@diannewilliams3801]

AC/DC - Love Hungry Man, Beating Around the Bush, Nervous Shakedown/Bedlam in Belgium 🤘

[@Vaporvice84]

Ol' Billy Become A Part Of History

[@luciferigno408]

Playoffs?!? Playoffs?!?

[@brucebradley7157]

Hey Billy Crimson Fur, i expected to hear a "prevent defense" rant about the Packers. Once they were up 3 scores i think they relaxed into semi-prevent, allowing 5 minute drives that might score, so long as they ate up clock. Especially when Love kept scoring as well. Didn't much matter if Dallas got within 15 or so.

[@patrickoneal4961]

You are crushing it Dad! Such respect Brother Red Nuts! ⚡🙌🐾

[@mhopton01]

Always love your podcasts and thank you for doing these!! You always make me laugh when I need it! 🫶🏽

[@jamesclown9059]

Bill Burr in snow must look like a floating bobble hat and jacket!

[@user-li6wq1ph5e]

Love the laugh, 😂

[@michaeldominguez6765]

F Peacock, I watched the highlights on KZbin the next morning

[@djlobo7612]

I feel ya Bill! Some days are just crap, gotta reboot like I say. Take a second, stop what you are doing, evaluate, let all the hate out, then restart when ready. It's life, bro, and I'm proud of how well you got this, my man!

[@NicholasMGlasson]

Bill needs to get a part in a movie where he can be on a snow mobile chase haha

[@Jaycartel823]

Thanks man helping me thru dark times

[@user-bt2od3yw1b]

Can you please do more podcasts with video, Its so much more engaging. Also go back on Kill Tony

[@robbob1234]

What about the Tom Hanks stand-up film, Punchline?

[@acestrategist9461]

Abt to hit 1 million! What are you a KZbinr?

[@erikthorsvald4501]

The Burbs is the best Tom Hanks movie

[@shareebrown4362]

Hey Billy!! I'm just checking on yooouuuu 🤣🤣🤣 🥰

[@LiquidDaylight]

Ol' Billy Sleepless Nuts. I don't remember that movie being utterly detestable 😂

[@jeffreyrainey1015]

That's funny, I'm hearing this before trying down hill skiing for the first time this weekend.

[@peteywheatstraw7670]

59:40 Metallica - One Opening guitar as the helicopter fades out is simple, but amazing, and the double bass drums through the second half of the song.

[@nomadman5288]

To be fair, the Packers backed off for the last 10 mins of that game. Dak also threw the ball 60 times because he had to.

[@ryanr4361]

He clearly wasnt watching the game closely. just saw the score

[@merp9211]

Yeah, Starters were taken out for awhile at the end.

[@Jon5150XL]

I remember skiing in jeans 80-90

[@Splathew]

What happened in the Dolphins and Chiefs game was Miami feeling the cold and saying F this 💩 😂

[@TamK79]

Happy ✌️sday!! 🎉

[@TheLegendofGumby]

Lmao still says 2023

[@christopherallen9580]

Themeles kicking butt as a producer once again.

[@maybachyard]

I have the perfect script for you, Bill! It's a sci-fi thriller about the man who got the first Elon Musk brain chip implant. Title of the film: "Settings" 🤣😂😭💀

[@THR33_Dizzle]

"Check Your Settings"

[@daviderickson9445]

Make it!; I'll go see it!

[@IzzySoDope]

I have never eaten at a taco bell

[@djdaddio1]

Nothing In Common! Tom Hanks & Jackie Gleason!!! In my top 10 Hanksinema

[@MynamesnotLisaitsJudy]

One of the best!

[@yarsivad000.5]

The Packers put in their second string at 48 to 16 with 6 minutes to go. Dallas scored 2 touchdowns in garbage time end of game.

[@BooBooGlue1]

I worked at a Hilton and a guest had a problem with their luggage and came down to the front desk and raged at me for40 mins and just gave in to me. I still have it today.

[@alanfike]

Cocktail was Top Gun for bartending.

[@flangekiwi]

It's Thursday night here in Aotearoa New Zealand; and I've just come inside from a nice day digging around in my garden. 🌻🌷🌻 It's the summer school holidays here and I'm enjoying some of that good ole work/life balance 😎 Hey Bill 👋🏾 Mate, just enjoy a fecking cigar! Nobody's getting off this planet alive and we all taste the same to the worms 😊

[@eman610]

Oh Bill, it was 41-16 at the start of the 4th quarter of the Cowboys Packers game. The game was long over. The Packers had the "hydration assistants" and "equipment managers" playing.

[@merp9211]

How are ya? 😊

[@angelaelliott2608]

Yay Bill!!❤❤❤

[@farmerjames7249]

Donate the luggage Bill. Being Irish is accepting something being wrong for the rest of your life

[@missymutt3046]

😂

[@michaeldematteis3409]

The depated

[@Monoman2345]

For the peacock game, i think its mostly because young fans don't pay for live TV services to see games any of the the other games, nfl fans are loyal but thats older people with tv packages

[@trky4]

The funniest part of the podcast is Bill fkin reading the ads.

[@user-ye7bd5gg4l]

Ol' Billy "it's going in the ocean" Burr...😅

[@fromthebasin]

I still buy my music too bill. The algorithm is just a robot version of a radio disc jokey. Same 4 songs, over and over, and too many commercials. Shit your never gunna buy… AI doesn’t impress me. Most of the tech that i lay my hands on, doesn’t work right on a regular basis. But in this one case, they got it right. Just like the real thing. In the case of AC/DC, The Stones, Bob Dylan, QOTSA, The Beastie Boys… the algorithm can’t possibly fuck all of that up. So we sacrifice a couple of the greats. The rest of it belongs to us. Buy the album. Buy the track. You get what you pay for.

[@dominicdwhat420noreallysna9]

all the right moves

[@mississippster-qq7wc]

Prizzi's Honor, for Nicholson deep cut.

[@johnnymolten7689]

I thought it was Thursday ❤

[@MrKevski808]

Billy The G.O.A.T.

[@katiehoholick420]

I didn't know tacos didn't have cheese n n ground beef until i went to queens n saw the food trucks ... The first time i had real Mexican food i ended up getting sick ... I still love taco bell though now i want it

[@spine4youu]

They're already jacking up the streaming services prices.

[@markvanslyke294]

pretty sure I was able to watch all the playoff games on hulu just regular network channels or is it just me

[@Nyoshi219]

Hey Billy, if you never give up cigars it's okay.

[@imlaffytaffy]

I was one of those nerds that stayed up late reading books.

[@likearollingstone007]

Poor Bill, going into the beauty of nature to do snowmobile lol Americans and their motors, crazy man 😂

[@airfox]

Give the carry-on to a thrift shop and git a freakin new bag Bill.

[@bigperm7712]

As a Canadian, our Taco Bell's a little different. They offer fries for 1 thing, and it's a better quality meat(still questionable though).. that being said, it is my guilty pleasure.. I only eat it if I'm out by myself as my wife will NOT eat it.. lol

[@stevenharris2846]

My favorite acdc song big balls look it up you'll love it

[@fonce9965]

Ya, Bill, satchelcide can get you up to 20 years in some states, so you would be better off tossing it, but if it was made by a company like Simonize the material is toxic. Have you tried setting it on the floor of a jet next to one of those faulty "Plug" doors? Ya, just fasten your seat belt & cross your fingers!!

[@lougelentso7526]

Sounds like bill never watched one game 😂

[@dvlbz3104]

If you don't have the luggage from Joe Vs The Volcano you have already lost

[@mike-bee]

Oh my gawd Bill, you sound like you voiced Alf. I just put it together.

[@4brigger]

There isn't going to be a winner of the streaming wars; except the pirates, savvy?!

[@nomadman5288]

Top 3 Tom Hanks movies: Saving Private Ryan, The Green Mile & .... I'm not sure after that. I've seen a few of them and a few others I haven't. Of what I've seen, probably Forrest Gump.

[@martinmcnicholas5000]

soon 1million subs big Billie baldheadman

[@damienscott919]

For the love of it Billy! You quit the booze, just smoke the cigars.

[@bb-double-yuh]

Taco Bill

[@Nugliscious]

The best mexican fast-food is Paco's Tacos. That is if you like cold cheese enchiladas and loud Mexican music.

[@MikesOrganicVideos]

Hey Bill; before the Cowboys Packers game started, I speculated that if Green Bay defeated the Cowboys, which I expected, that Jerry Jones would probably give Bill Belichick a call within two or three days. Right after the game, quite a few sports talking heads said the same thing. I’m curious how you would feel about Bill Belichick coaching the Cowboys? Of course, in the New York area, they are the hated Cowboys. So Bill Belichick coaching them would be like a double whammy. Apparently around 1990 Bill Belichick told Jerry Jones that if there was ever an opening for the head coaching job of the Cowboys, to keep him in mind. And Jerry Jones has said he thinks about that often. I’m expecting Bill to get that call. Looking forward to next weekend’s Playoffs.

[@likearollingstone007]

Bill doesn’t come here lol

[@MikesOrganicVideos]

@@likearollingstone007 So I've been told. Paul Verzi certainly reads his comments. So I am always hopeful that Bill might.

[@A4angelwings]

Get yer self some AC/DC luggage: I did. Worth it quality wise. Downside… mine disappeared at Manchester for 45mins til I saw a sheepish baggage handler in a ‘metal t shirt’ long hair, oiled jeans, put it back on the turntable. 🙄

[@ctaylor433]

Houston all the way.

[@lanceleader163]

Did you check your settings?

[@InterestedAmerican]

The NFL on Peacock was a joke. There was no way that I was going to pay to watch Miami @ Kansas City -- especially for a wildcard game. Greed is the prevailing thing everywhere anymore. No company boasts quality, not even Boeing. The boast is how much money they can squeeze so investors get $0.01 more per share. It's all become stupid.

[@vcvortex6356]

Or you could have learned how to use the internet and watched it for free. Oh wait... you could have just tuned in to NBC over the air for free too. You played yourself and missed a game that was free to watch.

[@CellaDragon]

Title says January 15th 2024 Video thumbnail says January 15th 2023 Love ya

[@paulbartelme4318]

Packers pulled out their starters at one point in the Cowboy game however - defense is suspect to issues in some games (Joe Barry has been called out by us fans). I buy cd's still I'm annoyed that box stores are pulling them, I had my laptop crash and lost all those downloaded songs, I'd rather own the hardware. Love you shit Bill, love that you listen to Rock, watch sports, and fly helicopters and all that shit. AWESOME!!

[@falconeddie1393]

Hey Guillermo colorado I also watch the Dr. Greenthumb shoe and Breal mentioned you. You should go on their podcast. Chingate'Cabron love your podcast man F.Y.L. 9:01 ❤❤❤❤

[@atlasfeynman1039]

3k subs from 1 Million. Looking forward to what Ole Billy Boy says when he received his golden youtube plaque.

[@davidbest983]

Bill, do you inhale the cigar smoke ? I dont know how people get addicted - I thought people didnt inhale cigars ?

[@ryanr4361]

Bill half the cowboys points were when the starters were pulled.

[@reneefahner3486]

I wonder if Bill ever got that Dirt bike that he always wanted ?? I tried to learn to ride one when I was young It was awesome .!

[@mehdiz805]

Try stop meat, but keep milk product. It help greatly for anger management and irritability.

[@A4angelwings]

Anyone know the correct Email for Bill? Thanks 👍🏻

[@Nopanop]

Dude i think they meant be a part of history -- of the greatest level of corporate greed yet

[@andrewfranklin2389]

They were also banking on large numbers of Swifty's shelling out the $5.99 to see even a glimpse of her on TV.

[@lisas525]

Bill, the dragging of ski equip from one place to another is frustrating as well as the standing in a lift line can be exasperating, so for you, it might be good to avoid.

[@TheGoodie2]

It’s 2024…😂

[@MrJderoche]

The NFL was only using the KC game as a ploy to pry money out of all the “Swifties” knowing her fans would pay $500 for a concert ticket $6 for seeing her at her boyfriends game was peanuts.

[@IggyZgalf]

Andrew, come on!! It’s 2024, not 2023

[@ricyjo]

Hi Bill, update your copy! (This video's title) (it might be 2024 not 2023) (not sure though) (you're awesome) (GFY).

[@royphillips7644]

Give it to Goodwill. They will sell it and it’s a good cause.

[@bmogrimmy2540]

how are you bill

[@d.cannion4449]

Soooo is anybody going to talk about the DraftKings add that Kevin Hart did because I feel like that was made for Bill "playoffs"

[@RT_TheHellHound]

Got the date wrong lol