Monday Morning Podcast 6-26-23 | Bill Burr

[@enjoyevan]

"Do it for them" is a major breakthrough! Nice one Bill.

[@b_i_l_l_w_i_l_l_i_a_m_s_o_n]

“Water under the fridge” is actually a classic line from Trailer Park Boys

[@rileyknowles8126]

If in a distant future all the Aliens manage to discover about Canada was TPB tapes I would be ok with that - spice up their vernacular a pinch

[@shit_tiger]

Doesn't take rocket appliances to figure this one out boys.

[@GeneBurnett]

I always like it when a person's main priority shifts from "What can I get?" to "How can I help?" Not in a fake ideological way, but from a sincere and direct experience of where the joy is. I think Bill's too hard on his old self. He's done a ton of good for other people, especially men. I count all genuine laughter as good and healthy for society, regardless of the subject matter. I personally have never seen anyone laugh genuinely to a mean-hearted joke. Like all great comics Bill "brought balance to the force". He got a lot off his chest and made me and millions of other people laugh our fucking asses off. Later period, more contemplative Bill does not elicit the same explosive laughter that young Bill did for me, but I like his newer stuff just as much because he seems to be heading in the direction of using jokes rather than just telling them, and I'm always on board when a comic does that.

[@conrads_corner]

Ol' Red Bagg is really just a total sweetheart 💕

[@TREVONBACH]

Thank goodness you still had your back in Hershey. Still thrilled from that show. Shoutout J.A.M. and Club Soda! Thanks for a fun, amazing show. Looking forward to Old Dads, hopefully before ol billy red face changes color. all things aside... get yourself a heating pad. FER MEEEEEEEE it does wonders for all kinds of old pains.

[@TomB-m6p]

Water under the fridge is from Canadian tv show trailer park boys! Along with “get 2 birds stoned at once” and “ golfing in flames or flames were golfing” with love from Canada

[@tcurr0309]

Had to be Ricky's lines, right ? Love those boys.

[@randymarshusa2928]

It's not rocket appliances

[@TomB-m6p]

“Nah what I’m sayin!”

[@FairXchange227]

Just seen you in Newark this past weekend for my first ever comedy show and my face hurt from laughing so much. keep killing in Billy!

[@gregjohnson7666]

Time for Life alert Bill

[@the_gilded_age_phoenix8717]

Bill's fallen and he can't get up.

[@meh52749]

😄

[@jopo7996]

Ol' Billy Bifida Back ovah heeh.

[@dirkdarwin2571]

Ol' Billy Drumsticks!

[@joshc9676]

I look forward to the Monday morning podcast every week. It really is like that phone call from a relative once a week, just seeing how you are. Keep it up billy "fire-crotch"🤣🤣🤣

[@shaneedwards8540]

Nothing worse than going to bed and waking up injured! Welcome to old age! Get better soon!

[@jakethesnake4971]

I know right! It just happened to me last night. Got up and reached across the counter and there goes my back. Smh

[@mikesscarn6592]

Two birds stoned at once. Trailer Park Boys

[@Zothimus]

The hockey anecdote is fuckin sick!! Colorful metal; sugar booger and David Lee Roth lol 🤣 I hope the back doesn't hinder the june 29th! date (that was a play on the pOdCAst intro, lol)! I will probably be the guy laughing loudest. Excited to see you live!! Have a good one!

[@TamK79]

I literally am wearing a Heatmiser shirt. I remember Bill talking about him 🤣

[@KalmaLang]

I fucking hate mondays but i fucking love you Bill!

[@northcliffe4lyfe]

'Water under the fridge' is definitely a Rickyism from Trailer Park Boys

[@MaleahsDiary]

Bridgeport, CT. I was down the street from the arena. Had no clue you were here until hours later.

[@jeremywiley950]

Watched the first F13 with my older sister last Halloween and when little zombie Jason popped outta the lake she jumped so hard she threw popcorn all across the living room 😂

[@StubbsX88]

I'm pretty sure "Water under the fridge" is from Trailer Park Boys

[@xxrodneyxx]

Bill....it was the NY Dolls

[@angelaelliott2608]

Yay Bill! ❤

[@jeffreyscroggs3878]

Very astute ! I always enjoyed your weekly in -depth ,break-down analysis of ⨇...

[@PILLGATESUBEEZY]

Laughing at Bill's pain wasn't intentional he just made it funny.

[@nomadman5288]

I think it's so funny because we've all had it happen. Not necessarily the same injury, but the same moments where you got hurt. It sucks so bad at the time, but it's easy to laugh about later.

[@hugosanchez9912]

​@@nomadman5288😊

[@jeffreyjones5525]

I would love to hang out with Bill Burr and just listen to him narrate everyday life. He’s angry, but there’s good reason for it and he’s not wrong.

[@JShawnPaul]

I bought an adjustable base bud back in 2017 and I raise my head about 5° and it helps so much with my snoring. I never put the leg up because I’m a side sleeper and that won’t work.

[@alexandernelson4930]

Bill you should try dry needling or a traction device at PT for your back!

[@dougdouglas7486]

I like dry needling. It works pretty good. I want to hear Bill describe it if he gets it it done.

[@tcurr0309]

After having stiff back issues for years I finally realized Aleve , naproxen sodium, could really help loosen up tight muscles.

[@Muttsbite2]

Dice 🎲 is a legend….that dude is still hilarious and always pulling a goof on somebody for a laugh

[@deanmartin1966]

Fucking love Bill Burr

[@johnmurphy5809]

Sounds like a rib head popped out Bill. Easy fix for a chiropractor. Used to happen to me all the time when I was framing houses.

[@MahkyVmedia1]

Water under the fridge is a Trailer Park Boys saying

[@jaspersheridan1710]

Whatever you do just don’t wife the one who said no 9 times 😂

[@joestar6194]

I love how Bill thinks that we don't know he pre-reads his emails.

[@mcflyguy8873]

24:40 Friday the 13th

[@irishsid13]

I think that Canadian fellow towards the end might be trying to take credit for Ricky's well-known phrase, water under the fridge, from trailer park boys who are also Canadian.

[@deanthompson6893]

Soooo happy to hear about the card!? Bless…!

[@IronHide3910]

Monday was rough, Ol’Billy RedNuts is always clutch at the end of the day

[@haunt_happens]

Great show in CT!!! Hilarious material 😂

[@JudgingCovers]

Loved Smile. Reminded me of a good horror thriller from the 00's

[@jpsplat]

it would have been sick to be in a movie theater in the 80s laughing with the crowd at a friday the 13 sequel XD

[@papablue3015]

Your sign says Retirement ahead! The sign before that says good luck! 😅

[@LoveKeepsGiving]

Smile was awesome! Well shot and great sound FX. And the fact that losing your mind is a real possibility makes this movie creepy AF.

[@justmayo6097]

3:19 😂

[@rileyknowles8126]

If Bill likes “Water under the fridge” then he would love other Rickyisms from Trailer Park Boys 46:52 “Get two birds stoned at once” “Why the fuck are you dressed like Indianapolis Jones?” “It doesn’t take rocket appliances to realize you just need a truck and tie a chain to the bank machine in the store and rip it out - gorilla see gorilla do” “Im not a pessimist, im an optometrist” “Biggest fuck-giraffes in the dumb-dumb salad” RIP John Dunsworth (Mr Lahey)

[@robostyle9773]

"Water under the fridge" is from Trailer Park Boys

[@Waywurd08]

16:30 hey bill I think that’s what us fans call, “maturing with your audience,” I don’t think it’s a good idea to stay angry and self centered forever, good shit being able to reflect and change as a MAN, which is very difficult to do

[@birnweichbasler2729]

What do you say to Billy Broken Back lying on the floor in his underwear? Stand up, comedian! 😂 Get well Bill!

[@YoungDegenerate]

Getting close to 1 million subscribers

[@SadisticKid.]

Bill “freckles” Burr

[@NCook5865]

For me it was the movie "Amityville Horror" More Jump scares and it was early in CG and special effects. So Rotting Corpses rising out of the pools was excellent. And Yes they used real snakes in I.Jones. you can actually see the sheet of plexi they put between them in older versions. Thanks for the ongoing podcasts yah Fukkah, From Haverhill, Ma. As for the movie, .....can we get it? Cause I will go.

[@tcurr0309]

We saw the stone formation where they shot that scene in Monument Valley. A big dome formation with a perfect hole in the top.

[@ict113090]

I forget which Friday the 13th it was but one of the early installments was called "the final chapter". They proceeded to make like 10 more

[@mando4660]

Ol Billy bad back!

[@chriskearns5427]

I'm turning 60 next month and I used to love horror flicks. So much so that I used to subscribe to Fangoria magazine. For the past 10 years I can't watch them anymore. They disturb the shit out of my mind

[@G8rquest]

I'm 61 and the mirror is bad enough.😄

[@pizza_guyny]

My wife has never said a popular saying correctly lmao

[@FluxCapt]

thank ya billy bald balls

[@Waywurd08]

I hope you talk about the sub 0:24 this episode

[@GaryWhittingham]

Like shampoo and conditioner in the same bottle? You've got a good memory, Kojak. x

[@MastermindMentality]

You through your back out because this is a test to see if you’ll continue with your old ways or recover and get back on your grind.

[@ricileigh88]

We saw you at the Prudential Center on Saturday. Awesome show! I was not expecting to see one of my favorite comedians from the 80s too!!!!!! What a great surprise! I wish I could do it all over again!

[@wgoconnor33]

I have a chance to see ADC in August , about 3 minutes from my house

[@MichaelSutton-f6w]

thanks for checking in on me bill!

[@marcfisher328]

Maybe Arnold Shwartzenrggers famous line was really...Oh my back !

[@Billuke]

Gotta try the conjuring movies if you want scary bill.

[@cosmosprincess20]

Ole billy freckles

[@patricedallion7161]

Chariots of fire, anyone seen it?

[@ttantawi1]

Snake Joke: How do we know that Adam and Eve weren’t Aboriginals? Because they would have eaten the snake! 😂

[@dryaddyad7757]

Bill said AG1 supplement has antibiotics in it😂

[@TheLegendofGumby]

Smile was pretty damn good, recently watched Hereditary and it kind of fucked me up cause of my own family shit. But it was amazing and still haunting weeks after watching it

[@josephpaolella4541]

Please somebody somewhere make a compilation of all of bills nicknames

[@kryptico2240]

As someone who is not the sentimental type. I don’t think she said anything wrong. I would’ve just laughed and called her weak. If she got mad at that, then I would never have married her to begin with 💀 But yea, I don’t wanna go help her move in for five weeks just to help her move out. No thanks, I can miss that one :)

[@wgoconnor33]

Dude (I’m also called Billy by my family) I grew up in NYC , then Nassau County then rural Connecticut, ask me about my deer story, been in Chicagoland for 40 years, dude I’m done

[@davidlloyd2225]

0:28 oh stop moaning haha❤️🇬🇧💯 0:40

[@patrickfox8755]

HEY BILL an acupuncturist trained in chinese (not electro 100 hour course). Will tune you up like a fine piano in 2-3 sessions tops!

[@kimturco1324]

Happy birthday to ME ❤!! Sorry about your back 😢. I had L3 L4 disc surgery… no fun!

[@jakethesnake4971]

Yea me too. How are you doing now?

[@kimturco1324]

@@jakethesnake4971much better 👍

[@ALxCRIMSONxTIDExFAN]

I fuckin love you bill!! Your a king bill you're a freakin king!!! Super excited to see you October!

[@alejandrodelapazmelian5450]

Hi there Bill, Regards from Poland :) I'm also learning French slowly hihi can you please let me know the name of the app that you use to hear the french news slowly? Many thanks Take care Alejandro

[@gregjohnson7666]

Haven't heard a podcast in months

[@CRAYOLAENTTICO.]

Right now it is going to be five days until my birthday. I just wanted to say bill burr thank you.

[@RamonQuiro7]

It's water under the fridge my guy

[@cledesma135]

Take it easy Pasty Boy

[@seanross3423]

Where do I send an email? I'm sure you've said b4, I hear your reads and need advice from the incredibly average Billy b!

[@lillylilly4781]

this is so weird, i was just listening to a podcast with Rogan you did years ago where you talked about throwing out your back and how it happened during a special and about the Patrice oneal benefit!!!

[@nordicfrost]

Lindy Ruff should have put Bryan Murray in the ICU but cancer works too.

[@lyxnick]

Don't worry, we've got top men working on your ant problem right now.

[@Vanthdreadstr]

Babadook!

[@ThaRealHomer]

I’ve got the back thing right now aswell. Happened yesterday, what a bitch

[@YinzerYan]

Ol Billy HugeBalls

[@soffer]

# bill burr validation seeking 14:10

[@christopherallen9580]

Poor Bill always on injured reserve,

[@conrads_corner]

Anddd, there are 28 countries you can retire in and still collect SS benefits.

[@Games_and_Music]

New York was New Amsterdam, and i think it looks most like Amsterdam when it looked the way it did in the 80s/90s with the (good) crazies walking around. Speaking of which, they made smoking weed in public illegal in many places in Amsterdam now, wtf are they doing, they ruining my city of weed and howahs! 19:00 Haha, you're like: "That's inspiring stuff! Thanks Arnold!", and then you throw your back out, "Yea.... thanks Arnold." 35:00 I'd love to retire in Italy or France, with a nice skinny, pointy nosed lady. 39:00 Those beds are the start of getting separate beds and bedrooms, my parents used to have those, called Auping. 42:00 That's what i say as well, it's no use to replace the patriarchy with a matriarchy that's this militant and feminazo, hypocrisy and all. 46:00 I like to say "i gotta pee like the devil!", just to see the confused look on people's faces when i say that.

[@irishsid13]

Good ol' Billy pride march

[@georgezuniga6298]

Geezuz billy.

[@wgoconnor33]

Rush , try working 32 years Air Traffic Control in Chicago

[@Zeddex2965]

I feel bad for bill. I wish I could've helped him.

[@kloss213]

My liver hurts.

[@edponpon]

@Bill Burr - as a drummer, I really think you'd appreciate how good Dream Theater is. That'll get your blood pumping if you could keep up with them.

[@jeffreyscroggs3878]

Or maybe Terry Bozio of Missing Persons....i.e...US Drag.

[@johnsmith-fs8xh]

Sounds like you herniated a disc in your back. An orthopaedic therapist can help work it back into place and rehab it.

[@gongqi67]

Existentially speaking, what's in the bowl Nietzsche?

[@williammartin4368]

Oh yeah your back ya fckn Mary lol 😂 jk

[@xavierthevoid]

Back roller, lay on a yoga ball, then do crunches on the yoga ball. I get problems in the same spot bc of my shoulder injury. Then again, I have a Doctorate in fuck all. Good luck!