Monday Morning Podcast 6-12-23 | Bill Burr

[@james_chatman]

"This is the part of the pharmaceutical industry that I trust: the one that still lets me go to Jack In The Box!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Scouchkra]

L

[@Scouchkra]

))

[@gkennedy2998]

Always happy to hear you say how much you love The Lovely Nia. Congrats on your happy birthday.

[@nonovyobiznez3735]

This podcast is brought to you by lipitor "Lipitor, you don't know what it does, us neither"

[@AHighlander]

Non-American here, what is it?

[@JamarD421]

@@AHighlander As an American, I have no idea.

[@BIG_TOE]

Happy birthday, ole Billy red sack.

[@kh5603]

😂😂😂

[@phssthpok5075]

As a guitarist, "Oh, didja find the H chord?" 😂 I'm still laughing

[@1989NickyD]

Just finished listening to this elsewhere. Bill & Nia on mushrooms? Yeah, we gotta hear more about that 🍄🤪

[@KinokoCardano]

10000% !!!

[@angelaelliott2608]

Yay Billy!!❤❤❤ Happy belated Birthday Bill!! ❤❤❤

[@AnnaBanana-mt1ty]

🎈🎁🍰🥳😃🎊🎉

[@koletg]

Happy belated birthday Bill. Glad to hear you and the family had a great time.

[@user-ot1dv6ri4f]

Took a Break from listening to you for half a year and coming back now it seems like you are a different man the mushrooms seem to be working 😂😂 well done billy 18:09

[@mimiteas]

8:05 😅😅😅 You should have bent at the hip and just put some DVD into the DVD player...😅

[@dattrax7]

Only Bill Burr can have an only audio podcast hourly each week and have a giant audience. Hilarious rifting.

[@powerb8]

Bill the bus comic

[@420thebass]

More like Billy who the fuck is that bill board

[@josiptomic367]

Bus boy Billy

[@TheHawkman2132]

​@@josiptomic367o'l Billy bus boy

[@thaigolfguy]

"Happy Belated B Day Billy B", The rat trick was a celebration performed by fans of the Florida Panthers of the National Hockey League (NHL) during their 1995-96 season, in which plastic rats were thrown onto the ice to celebrate goals. The term, a play on hat trick, was coined by Panthers goaltender John Vanbiesbrouck after teammate Scott Mellanby killed a rat in the locker room prior to the team's home opener with his stick, then scored two goals with the same stick. By the time the Panthers reached the 1996 playoffs, thousands of rats hit the ice after every Panthers goal, resulting in an off-season rule change by the NHL that allowed for referees to penalize the home team if fans disrupted the game by throwing objects onto the ice.

[@bmuDLuck]

Bill hit the Erik griffin there for a moment! “Woowoowoo dreaaaam weaverrrr!”

[@_Desiree_]

16:19 The breathing in your ear ❤😂

[@justinsponaugle9468]

Billy boyyyyyyyy love the podcast keep it up happy belated birthday 🎉 you are one of the goats 🐐 🔥🔥

[@monkeygraborange]

You certainly seem to mention being old a lot. Sonny boy, I’m literally old enough to be your ( youngish ) dad and I can assure you that age is a state of mind... right up until you clutch your chest and hit the deck! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@zefsku3206]

Cheers man. Good call. I always believed that growing up but as im getting older that mindset has slipped a bit.

[@edwardjones2202]

Yeah but Billy has poisoned himself for thirty years so age is a knackered shoulder and a damaged liver for him

[@GalenMarek1988]

LMAO! The bath bomb rant @15:14 Sign me up for some yellow bath bombs! I wanna sit in what looks like nuclear urine 😂😂😂

[@tdhawk167]

Oh nooooo, Mr Bill! Laughing at your description of your son being a rock star... maybe he's the reincarnation of a 70's rocker!? Maybe he's channeling Boz! Thank for the laughs and your insights Happy belated birthday Best to you & your family

[@uriahfiiya]

Bill taking mushrooms at the Billy Joel concert lol

[@OpheliaDarkling]

one of these things is not like the others lol

[@TamK79]

Happy Birthday Bill! MA represent 🤜💥🤛

[@Cletus_the_Elder]

The intonation on "a couple of stinkers" in the discussion of "off the boil" was better than a couple Tylenol.

[@fishlips8336]

Ol Billy Psilocybin Red Ass😂🤯🤡🍄 Gd love ya Bill!!

[@KinokoCardano]

Bill and Mushrooms are the best fkn pair to exist!

[@thecollector5276]

Happy Birthday, Billy-cupcake! How are those red velvet love handles treating you?🧁🧁🧁

[@rammerjamz]

Lipitor and the vaxx....if only you knew how close you were to solving the puzzle, Dr Burr. Yes, I awarded you an honorary doctorate. 🎉

[@tomnaughadie]

36:50 Is he talking about Dude Love? Isn't Brother Love one of Puffy's names?

[@PotentChili]

Does anyone else immediately go to the comments looking for the guy that posts the sports/not-sports timestamps?

[@danielstephens9748]

Happy b'day William! Are you still hurting as much as me after our exit in round 1?...Brad had the series on his stick in game 5...then 59 seconds from ending it in game 7...go Bruins 2023/2024

[@seancurran382]

Being from Canton I'm surprised you didn't know that for a while there was an A&W in Stoughton

[@Splathew]

When Bill doesn't say I'm just checking in on you 😢

[@shit_tiger]

This is Monday, he only says it on Thursdays.

[@bernardpitsch4332]

Hopefully never.

[@DontwatchB]

Oi bill or bill’s employee.. English ‘mixed race’ lad here. I read catch 22 in jail. Hits hard on those surroundings. Feel like it’s the best of American literature.

[@rogerwilco1777]

Ole Billy 'Don't give me no Lip..itor'

[@FBcruzz]

Happy Birthday Billy red socks!!

[@cadillacdeville5828]

Happy belated birthday ....❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@satyrcreekergang4985]

Happy birthday oh Billy boy!!!!! 👍 Stay safe 🤘🇺🇲🇩🇰🤘

[@remyhackett5473]

Happy belated birthday Bill🎉 I hope ye had a great one

[@tomjacobs5221]

Trying to kick meth 😂😂😂 Billy / It's a sunny place - For shady people ?! Remember...

[@christopherallen9580]

My Sweet Lord Bill. Happy Birthday!

[@BackToWar100]

Happy birthday BILLY Hollywood.

[@peteywheatstraw7670]

34:50 I've never heard it said that way before. I always heard it like.... "Show me a beautiful woman, and I'll show you a man who's tired of being with her."

[@josecortez1924]

Billy the birthday boy there!

[@JShawnPaul]

Does anybody know where I can get Bill Burr tickets for his show in Milwaukee this fall?

[@deulavremotsuk3563]

Happy Afterbirthday! I think the "full" retirement age was recently raised to 67.

[@deadraider420]

HAPPY TEN YEARS AWAY FROM S.S that WONT BEEEEE DER . Lmao

[@maybachyard]

I did an 8th of mushrooms and watched the new Spider-Man movie. Then I went home and vibed to the soundtrack on KZbin and thought that A.I. was communicating to me. 🤣😂🤣

[@kh5603]

It’s all true 😂😂😂

[@NankerPhelge65]

ohhhh Jeesus !

[@LeoTheLion17]

Thats because it was

[@jeffreyscroggs3878]

:whereas' I had Thought ...perhaps , ..a nice warm Bath would Soooth' me ..., so, I Blast Out the Hot tub Water AND Instantly could decifer Thousands of Shouting screaming Voices of People (or aliens)? All at Once thru the pipes and Water !!?.

[@Disambiguation144]

Cheers over there Ol' Billy "55 Birthday Cakes" Magoo 😎

[@rong3684]

Ol Billy Big Time can't you do a show at the Melody Tent for us locals that can't afford your big shows 😂

[@JamesGormleyMusic]

Happy birthday Bill

[@bobl6139]

God bless the bday boy for shout out to Brockton

[@MikeMike-rm6xm]

Happy birthday Bill !!

[@JohnnyAce415]

"Can someone please put Joe Biden on a porch somewhere; so he can enjoy the last couple months of his life." 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@peterpignatello6165]

he understands he wants the damn pancakes

[@t0rr3nt3m4n]

Bill “Bruce Banner” Burr

[@DRaquascapes]

Billy... so is being a mother still not the hardest job in the world? 😂

[@jeffreyscroggs3878]

haAH Haah...haH' h0h...whooh'...!! 💫* ... (( (good one) )).

[@Jean-m5n]

Lol why am I not surprised in the slightest you're a Gemini. Happy birthday Bill 😋🎈

[@loveit7484]

Belated Happy Birthday BB!

[@maryutz8358]

I've got bad news for everyone who thinks they're going to retire at 65. While we were all distracted with BS, they raised the age to 67 while no one was looking. Hey Bill, tell people about this, please.

[@bernardpitsch4332]

Happy Birthday. Gonna see you in Milwaukee!!! I can't wait to see you. Long time follower and fan. You brought comedy to me. I can't thank you enough Except to buy ticket to Milwaukee Grew up 50 miles north of MI ON gorgeous Lake Michigan. Thanks for another great pod. Glad you had a great birthday

[@dexraikkonen7]

Everytime Burr says "beautiful woman" followed by whatever nonsense; and then reassures himself he's married to one. I always realize afterwards that him and I think of very, very different things.

[@briccs3830]

Happy belated champ!! Stay off the cupcakes

[@PicklesWartooth]

Happy Birthday to the Gemini Ginger!

[@74jailbreaker]

Happy bday Billy Boy

[@ourfloridagarden4191]

Yes. Massachusetts and Florida are simpatico.

[@vandyred8354]

Haha billy Joel and shrooms?! No way man

[@cadillacdeville5828]

Hey there Billy 👋🏽 Boy 😁

[@jakeenan]

Bill trusts the acience but not the bankers. The dude is a comedian over here.

[@TheGoodie2]

Happy Birthday! A true Gemini

[@LoyalOpposition]

LSD is so much more social and lighter nowadays. I won't do shrooms after doing them over a hundred times in my 20s.

[@shit_tiger]

Bad LSD trips are only scary when I'm in them. Bad shrooms trips stick with me for months....

[@crazypath573]

Nature vs. Synthetic and you choose synthetic? No way

[@LoyalOpposition]

@@shit_tiger Yeah, temporary with acid. I fell asleep on shrooms and had dreams, and woke up with horror, not knowing I tripped. Tripping during a dream cannot be described. I didn't know I could ever sleep, but I took about 10g

[@jeffreyscroggs3878]

@@LoyalOpposition ✝ .. you OD'eed , mildly'..and did'nt FALL asleep ...rather shut down...and then rebooted. (srart w/1 grm. Wait full hr.) ☪

[@Bonjour612]

happy birthday billy

[@shibliziadeh4247]

❤️❤️❤️❤️ happy birthday 🎉

[@gilharris6900]

Happy birthday, Wilbur! ✌️

[@abstraddic0442]

🎉..Happy Belated B- Day Fool !!! What's Crackin !!!

[@eliafuimaono]

Dude Biden overcame a stutter. Ole Billy Speech Impediment

[@joshuamasters1836]

Bill … “ I pride myself on being able to turn off the German/Irish emotions” 😂 🥹 Me … “‘ me too buddy, me too. “

[@frankmurphyburr3598]

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY BILLY BAWBAG 😅🎉

[@ARKHAMxMaverick]

uh oh, where is time stamp guy.

[@TheMetalmicah57]

Catch 22 is incredible, but Streetlight manifesto is better

[@Odeon420]

Happy late Birthday Billy

[@laroark5036]

My love is on fire by Gary Wright is another good one off that album

[@Scottaaa]

Happy birthday bill

[@Psyborgasm]

Happy bday 🎉

[@Rvainlefty]

Aye bill happy late Birthday G.

[@joelrettinghouse6492]

Bill it's The Wizard of Oz show comedy. 😊 Red tie blue tie

[@mikeelton3686]

Happy birthday Billy bhuda!

[@steppenhenge]

5:45

[@dingoog1]

My dad had a 69 Torino he died at 42 and we couldn't hang on to it.

[@lukecarter4291]

You’re right, bill. People just act like a bunch of armchair Rick Flairs today

[@justmayo6097]

WOOOOOOOOO

[@willycolton]

37:55 youre right billy everybody you meet nowadays walks around thinking anyone they interact with should be their bitch!

[@TheSubmissionChannel]

The Florida Panthers should be forced to play home games without a crowd until their trailer park fans quit with the criminal behaviour.

[@peteg2715]

what the fans do?

[@mikey420ful]

28:49 to skip hockey talk

[@traviscoates6878]

Catch 22 again? Didn't we beat this to death last week???

[@ericchingdrums]

Where is sports/not sports guy?

[@laroark5036]

Dream weaver by Gary Wright

[@jefmay3053]

Nia has a job?

[@tristankrohn2942]

Billy book reader??? That can't be

[@Tfwd1891]

How areee yaaaaa ohh jeez

[@winterds1]

Just take probiotics before you eat. 😊

[@kellykellerstein-meatchamb5361]

Double Digit Billy

[@TheWhitetailrancher]

IF WOMEN RAN THE WORLD, THE INTERNATIONAL PASSIVE AGRESSIVE BS, WOULD JUST BE HILARIOUS!