1:29, this show was doing member berries long before South Park.
@ivandobsky41034 жыл бұрын
brilliant ... monkey dust, south park, the 'member berries and the racist toms all of it GOLD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and yes Brandon, they are not identical but they are pretty fucking close i'm with thaggartxsoo on this one
@Karneallota10 жыл бұрын
This is all too familiar...
@neilramjee5 жыл бұрын
Every woman I’ve ever been out with, right there. The game is rigged from the start.
@lisetteeliseparis70704 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😉😈
@abiolusa29724 жыл бұрын
'rigged from the start" lmaoo
@AutomaticDuck3003 жыл бұрын
You can't win. Hence the joke: If a man speaks in the forest and nobody is around to hear him, is he still wrong?
@petegabler952810 жыл бұрын
A Grandmasterpiece
@lisetteeliseparis70704 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@DoomKid15 жыл бұрын
we've all felt this way before!!!! you just cant win sometimes
@RobGMun12 жыл бұрын
This, in a nutshell, was my last marriage. Now i'm much firmer with women and don't put up with this BS, as soon as they act up they get kicked to the kerb. Now i'm in a amazing 3 year relationship with the sweetest girl i could ever dream of. Don't put up with these kind of women guys! Don't give into their madness and you'll find the right girl!
@RobGMun2 жыл бұрын
Well! 9 Years later she's now my wonderful wife, married for 3 years and she's just as sweet as ever. Happy endings are possible, just make sure you pick the right girl!
@_Wombat2 жыл бұрын
@@RobGMun this is the best news I've had all year
@eldoh33882 жыл бұрын
@@RobGMun good on you mate! Both on the marriage and the update!
@alextaylor52285 жыл бұрын
If you allow someone to behave like this to you. You deserve everything you get.
@oldskoolloner10 жыл бұрын
During Chess moves music is manipulated living michael andrews
@tburnsmarsh31584 ай бұрын
Yes just noticed this when watching Donnie Darko yesterday...it also uses Middlesex Times...I wonder how that came to be
@PsychicWars8 жыл бұрын
Who in the shit opens with f3?
@georgeritchie94098 жыл бұрын
+4tehhorde someone who is planning to lose in a controlled way/
@tricky19920006 жыл бұрын
A desperate man.
@patavinity12625 жыл бұрын
I'm assuming it's a deliberate joke as it's generally considered the worst opening move.
@WankersCramp6910 жыл бұрын
Being single ain't so bad.
@inflatableboobies96039 жыл бұрын
how is this spam?
@Tenskwatawa4U8 жыл бұрын
+WankersCramp69 No lie!
@lisetteeliseparis70704 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣 You have a point.
@SamuelBlack843 жыл бұрын
Being single is horribly awful
@Hertog_von_Berkshire3 жыл бұрын
More than a grain of truth in this.
@conartist199114 жыл бұрын
Mental chess- the only way to win is to not play.
@johnnydiggle13 жыл бұрын
This is one of the most inspirational cartoons I've ever seen. It just proves one thing, NEVER GET MARRIED!!
@lisetteeliseparis70704 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@tanvinu2483 жыл бұрын
And another, your being with women just because the world had been
@SamuelBlack843 жыл бұрын
Never get married and live a miserable, lonely and pointless life. Yeah..
@popdop00742 жыл бұрын
@@SamuelBlack84 Marriage isn't required for partnership you know...
@SamuelBlack842 жыл бұрын
@@popdop0074 Well, I have neither
@MrTitmeister11 жыл бұрын
lol there isnt any winning moves lol
@MrThisucks13 жыл бұрын
if this was my wife it would be our last meal!
@Romanticoutlaw5 жыл бұрын
why do people put up with this in relationships. First sign of the other playing mental chess with me and I'm out
@majormassenspektrometer4 жыл бұрын
Because of pussy meat.
@garygluebag48253 жыл бұрын
Plenty more fish in the sea when the caviar dries up and the menapause start, wierd shit happens
@SamuelBlack843 жыл бұрын
@@garygluebag4825 What happens if women despise you?
@garygluebag48253 жыл бұрын
@@SamuelBlack84 I'm not saying because there remains will never be descovered.
@SamuelBlack843 жыл бұрын
@@garygluebag4825 That makes no sense
@alocalcrimegit13 жыл бұрын
The only winning move is not to play.
@WoWrofllolz12 жыл бұрын
Ahaha the last line was brilliant.
@Broadercasting12 жыл бұрын
That, in a nutshell, is Transactional Analysis!
@PsychicWars3 жыл бұрын
2:59 Actually, the Touch-Move rule specifies that once you touch an opponent's piece with yours in hand, you are required to make the capture.
@harrygoodwin17958 жыл бұрын
Donnie Darko anyone?
@ikweetmeer5 жыл бұрын
Yep
@lisetteeliseparis70704 жыл бұрын
Love it! Thanx for the upload, (and thank you Monkey Dust). Sometimes I feel sorry for you fellas because we chicks be crazy sometimes, sigh.
@albertlingamstone76243 жыл бұрын
Sometimes..?
@SamuelBlack843 жыл бұрын
I have limited experience with women, mainly because they rarely if ever even talk to me. They've always been cold as death with me specifically
@LABCHiMP3 жыл бұрын
Every gf I've ever had, you can't win. Brilliant writing by these guys.
@nixthelatter3 жыл бұрын
This shit is so fucking relatable.
@Tenchcnet11 жыл бұрын
no happy ending possible
@Rereversed15 жыл бұрын
This video made me depressed.
@ZemplinTemplar12 жыл бұрын
Now that's what I call "thinking 5 moves ahead". ;-))
@gindphace7 ай бұрын
I took me 10+ years of searching to find a woman not like this. I married her and we had children.
@albertlingamstone76243 жыл бұрын
Women: you do this.
@victordavis83442 жыл бұрын
Personally I like women with a bit of spark to them, not a doormat.
@BrosephTincans11 жыл бұрын
What's the music playing over the chess pieces? Sounds awfully familyar
@Klamath20467 жыл бұрын
Who the fuck opens a chess game with g2?
@edmorrison56452 жыл бұрын
g3 is a pretty popular modern opening, aiming to fianchetto the light-squared bishop.
@shawn5767 жыл бұрын
That woman has borderline personality. He should run.
@bpd11115 жыл бұрын
Check out the unmarried dude^
@JaidenJimenez86 Жыл бұрын
Anyone else get the Donnie Darko reference?
@henrytse15 жыл бұрын
lol they're only on the opening moves. imagine what the rest of his life is like.. lol
@Lazyguy2211 жыл бұрын
So he knows that the trip to Paris upsets her because they're not having as much sex as they were, but when he goes back in time, rather than saying something romantic or bringing up the possibility of doing it again, he just says he doesn't remember what is quite obviously a fond memory for her? Pillock!
@CumstainedBedsheets6 жыл бұрын
So basically women get their jollies out of creating no-win situations.
Its like the "mental chess" is rigged......so never play with a narcissist...check mate!!!
@JFJD2 жыл бұрын
Steady on, lad - you’ve been doing this dance for five-on years now, so none of what’s to come should even surprise you anymore. First off, quit thinking of it like a fucking game that you _have_ to win or it’s all gone to shite; sometimes it’s like having to maneuver through a thorny hedge - it’s not going to be easy, and you’re going to end up on the other side sliced all to hell and wondering why you put up with it anymore. The only answer to that is what made you start the whole bloody thing in the first place - the one sitting across from you bawling her eyes out over a reason that on any other day in any other circumstance would seem like complete rubbish to her - but right here and now, it’s the entire reason her world’s come apart. Now - here’s all what you do: give the little kitten a big old kiss on the lips - one big enough and with enough of you in it to make her forget that anything else matters. Then, you pick up the check, put your arm ‘round her, and walk out the door like they do in the movies. Now go get ‘em.
@sarahjrandomnumbers2 жыл бұрын
wow, you're deranged.
@Spacecookie-12 жыл бұрын
You'll always loose if you consider it a game.
@flankspeed13 жыл бұрын
@wasd12344: "She's got a headache."
@skittleboy1512 жыл бұрын
Pawns don't move 3 spaces forward initially, nor do they take pieces directly in front of them.
@bigbowlowrong46943 жыл бұрын
I think the whole point is that he’s shit at chess😆
@h3ckNo2 жыл бұрын
@@bigbowlowrong4694 were they talking about h1-h5 or have I missed something? Because if they did, it wasn't a pawn, it was a rook
@tshelby52122 жыл бұрын
I'd be like Jesús fucking christ what do you want from me
@planetaryy936113 жыл бұрын
DONNIE DARKO OST YES PLEASE.
@AccoSpoot11 жыл бұрын
I feel at some point he probably would have had a stroke, dangerous game; is mental chess.
@funkybroom13 жыл бұрын
..and that's when you know, you have to dump her! :D :p
@CollinsHD3 жыл бұрын
this is why you never get into mind based emotional relationships. heart is key when you can identify a true partner.
@SamuelBlack843 жыл бұрын
For me, this is what it's like for me to simply talk to another human being. They're such an incredibly complex species
@CollinsHD2 жыл бұрын
@@SamuelBlack84 this is the complete breakdown of neurotypical interactions its awful, I understand
@SamuelBlack842 жыл бұрын
@@CollinsHD Considering humans are a social species it's rather ironic. My brain is actually wired differently to everyone else's. I used to think it was a mistake, these days I think I'm the upgraded version
@Kacs_ky7 жыл бұрын
Man, I love Death Note
@dieselboy8712 жыл бұрын
my girlfriend is exactly like this sometimes. i think women get like this during their time of the month. they get angry/emotional about everything and are just looking for any excuse to vent it, and it usually ends up at their boyfriends expense.
@eldtehwin13 жыл бұрын
@ProfessorMoriartyx asshurt over a joke only helps make the joke so much more real
@OfLanceTheLonginus11 жыл бұрын
The fact this is one of the top comment only further justifies the horrid community this site holds in its depths.
@foxyfluffs455110 жыл бұрын
Pfft women… this is why I'm glad I'm gay :)
@l1z4rd410 жыл бұрын
I'm... jealous? Oh shit, I've got some life choices to reevaluate...
@PigeonsInstinct10 жыл бұрын
the pussy makes up for it
@l1z4rd410 жыл бұрын
PigeonsInstinct The sad part is it kind of does.
@DraciaNightcat9 жыл бұрын
We're not all like that :P
@StaffSergeantMemes6 жыл бұрын
Foxy Fluffs Too right mate.
@user-qr7se1cs2y11 жыл бұрын
00:10 Птаха - По району
@ZennXPaladin11 жыл бұрын
believe me, it'll happen to you as well
@the98themperoroftheholybri33 Жыл бұрын
Women like this are testing you, be the one to lead the conversation, if she begins playing emotional games don't play along
@SamC43413 жыл бұрын
@mskills420 A friend of mine was streaming it the other day, can't remember where from though. I'll let you know if I find it :)
@wormswithteeth13 жыл бұрын
DAMED IF YOU DO AND DAMMED IF YOU DONT.
@platinumdynamite13 жыл бұрын
God help me if I end up with someone like that. What a bully.
@macaroniwithcheese31332 жыл бұрын
Hunting by Daybreak on maddening be like
@brandtus14 жыл бұрын
checkmate
@randmnumber11 жыл бұрын
the winning move is divorce
@busteruk7714 жыл бұрын
@FacePlant92 i agree with that m8 defo
@paradehorsegirl13 жыл бұрын
I shake my head. That is one self centered, self conscious woman. I feel like slapping someone.
@Lecrie14 жыл бұрын
CoD MW2 this: Your girlfriend is a noobtuber/hacker. Best way to avoid getting annoyed by it is to stop playing with her altogether. ~ You don't need to be annoyed by that drama queen that's been watching too many soaps, you can just leave her there. There's a plenty of fish in the sea, they say.
@MensRifleAssociation13 жыл бұрын
@rosskay, hey hey, it's rosskay.
@Only1Harold12 жыл бұрын
He just lost THE GAME.
@Cd5ssmffan5 жыл бұрын
Fuck you
@D4veJap4n2 жыл бұрын
Yyyyyyyep
@williamthebritoriginal12 жыл бұрын
Nah, I prefer jamesaellis's solution. A lot less hassle involved.
@wormswithteeth13 жыл бұрын
Missing M there. ;)
@joewas13 жыл бұрын
@ProfessorMoriartyx err all women r like this ever had a girlfriend ?
@JamesCLetts9 жыл бұрын
haha classic.
@zhabakrek11 жыл бұрын
my ex-boyfriend is exactly like this woman. it's not just about women. sorry, boys ;) speaking of being gay - yeah, i always kinda suspected that one reason some men are gay is that they are just deeply misogynist, now you've just clarified it
@JamEZmusic8614 жыл бұрын
@petacavanagh Ohh, stupid me, lol. I don't know man:D
@skittleboy1512 жыл бұрын
@SaintLouisX wtf...I think they changed the vid since I watched it last. me = dum
@JamEZmusic8614 жыл бұрын
@petacavanagh mad world??? fuckin crazy cuz I just did a guitar cover of it a couple hours ago then you go and comment saying that?!?
@aidanivesdavis11 жыл бұрын
You have no idea how much I wish I were in your shoes -_-
@vollsticks11 жыл бұрын
Oranges
@donkiddick0811 жыл бұрын
it's the awfully awful 'lady in red' by chris de burgh.
@lngrd924 жыл бұрын
Я с женой так разговариваю
@pranav21612 жыл бұрын
looolololollllool lol
@purplefing12 жыл бұрын
Think one of the animators died
@mg_claymore86116 жыл бұрын
Aidan Bennett the creator
@bigwitt1879 жыл бұрын
So, this is the first Monkeydust video I've seen. Quick question, is this actually supposed to be funny, or...
@chroniccynic84599 жыл бұрын
As far as I can tell...kinda... some is funny and some is meant to make you feel bad. (I only started watching them today)
@OfLanceTheLonginus9 жыл бұрын
Look up Black Humor
@splo1nger9096 жыл бұрын
Its the darkest of humour.
@Cd5ssmffan6 жыл бұрын
You're am*rican, I don't even know why you are watching this?
@Neves756110 жыл бұрын
lol
@Hispanic_at_the_disco71711 жыл бұрын
I think you get it worse.
@Xxbeast3125xX11 жыл бұрын
I live in the US and i hate it... ._.
@420Harlequin13 жыл бұрын
@DerAngriff how would he? know,he's a women :D
@ichigo199 Жыл бұрын
How the fuck do you win this game?
@Jcdoyel11 жыл бұрын
The best metaphor about the enigma of women in a nut shell.
@stupit4673 жыл бұрын
God, she's really good in chess Or he is just bad
@drakota2815 жыл бұрын
is that girl guy ?
@nuclearneo57711 жыл бұрын
Why the hell was the restaurant serving the racist tomatoes?
@user-pn3fb9eo5i4 жыл бұрын
Ha, ha ha, he can't win.
@CycolacFan12 жыл бұрын
Ummm... No.
@RubberJunk111 жыл бұрын
Nope
@flankspeed13 жыл бұрын
Oh god, somebody has cartoon-animated my ex-girlfriend. It even looks like her....
@TheAmazeingAnarchist12 жыл бұрын
ITS ALLWAYS THAT!!! you never win. why do you think its bad luck to play poker with a woman at the table