BUT I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU LIKED CARDS? Historic MTG Arena

[@TROLOLOLOLO007]

The entire MTG community: Orcish bowmasters is so annoying and in every deck! Dark Lord: oh wow I’ve never seen this card before. Seems pretty good actually

[@marcusanthony9322]

bUt iT DiEs tO ReMoVaL

[@insertname6670]

“It such a coincidence that our first opponent was playing this card, it actually seems kinda good!”

[@My1xT]

In this deck at least it is on topic tho and not just some random tech option

[@zacharylott7376]

😊

[@koolaiddude7685894]

You know the dark lord is an absolute gigachad when he calls himself "mono black magic" and just casually has been ignoring bowmasters for months. What a lad

[@Joris0815]

Trust me Dark Lord, you dont have to tell anyone what orcish bowmaster does lol

[@aetherwalker5434]

The Dark Lord does not concern himself with peasant meta cards. Lmao, he hadn't even read it yet 😂😂😂

[@VitorSantos-jm8tb]

I hadn't learned yet from the 3.000.000 times i've faced it 😅

[@Tharkon]

He also told us about Defense of the Heart which is 24 years old, while Orcish Bowmaster is only 3 months old. It's just a matter of if it has featured on the channel before without assumptions of if you know the card some other way. I didn't know about Orcish Bowmasters, mostly because I don't really bother reading all the new sets and especially the LotR sets considering they're butchering the art, I mean, why is Aragorn is black.

[@joshuanewell4316]

@@Tharkonthey couldn’t use the movie art anyway so it literally doesn’t matter

[@phixidelta]

I haven't played arena in like a year, so I had no idea lol I have built this deck before tho so I knew the rest of em

[@aetherwalker5434]

The Dark Lord Reading Orcish Bowmasters for the first time is peak Jason Dennis!

[@mcboy6464]

This is how we know the dark lord has been busy, he's unaware of bowmaster supremacy

[@MrNukealizer]

Yeah, I was laughing when he was like "what a coincidence that he had Orcish Bowmasters" like it's not the most popular card in historic or something.

[@technocolossus]

Dante was such a good guy for flashing in the Orcish Bowmaster to give The Dingus Lord the idea before he shipped it away without seeing it.

[@Quiggles-bf2oh]

The card forced fruition has one of the most amusing effects ever and I absolutely love that you made it into a working deck.

[@bluenewwave13]

Forced Fruition has been my favorite pet card since Lorwyn. If you can protect the enchantment, very few players think about how to use it effectively and drown in cards. Great in Group Hug!

[@realroliver]

If I could "like" this video 57 times, I would! Drawing my deck/making my opponent draw their deck/etc are my favorite win-cons. Well done!

[@Fattyb00batty]

Beating every deck but losing to squirrels is actually perfect

[@karlkhansen]

Underworld Dreams and Smothering Tithe triggering at the same time is just the biggest insult 😂 Like: "Oh you're not gonna pay your taxes? *slap*." Or "Ah thank you for paying your taxes sir.... *slap*" 😂

[@dreamwolf7302]

Buddy of mine plays in a group, where another guy plays Necuzar, the Mindrazer. Apparently Tefri's toys, and forced fruition, are staples.

[@NoyzBot]

just discovered you, this is my first video of yours, and I must give my first impressions: you appear to have a fantastic energy that keeps me invested in the video, and a deck idea that makes my little heart sing, so you get a 10/10 mon ami

[@holtec333]

The last game, you made the guy choose the cards he wanted to keep, and then took them all away from him. I haven't laughed in a long time lol.

[@tyleremery7088]

Brutal

[@williambarnes5023]

"Damn I have all these cards, but I have to be careful which ones I play. What will help me most? Which of these seven do I want to not go into the graveyard because they're most helpful? I gotta think fast, there's a turn timer. Dang this is stressful... " "I understand. This is a big decision. Take your time. Think carefully." "Okay, I think I got it. Yeah, these are my picks." "Ready to pass your turn?" "Yeah. I'm keeping these." "Okay, great. Now exile all those and draw more." "I HATE YOU!"

[@fluffyfang4213]

I like the idea, but I'm pretty sure Bowmasters and Sheoldred are all the combo you need with it, especially with Bowmaster's Flash. Still, if you're all in on the spectacle, may I recommend adding in Tergrid? Having them discard to hand size resulting in you playing half their deck just sounds fun.

[@dlc_2678]

There's a version of Jin-Gitaxias that makes the opponent's hand size be 0 (actually it reduces it by 7 but it's the same thing)...Imagine having to draw all of those cards and not being able to play a single one of them in instances where they are already tapped out lmfao

[@kOfTheQ]

The guy in the last game didn't forfeit because you were doing damage with dreams; He forfeited by the emotional damage from choosing those 7 cards from a 21 card hand, then seeing them all disappear.

[@dlc_2678]

Yeah that was quite brutal...I'd have been quite salty too given all those decisions on what to keep/toss and then losing it all anyway. I've had discard decks do crap like that to me too and like he did...I rage scooped in response

[@SilverSeeker]

Your content genuinely causes me to laugh bro, love it.

[@MrJoberg]

Dark Lord has wildcards for 4x forced fruition, but didn’t have the playset of bowmasters yet

[@Somethingorother00]

"This is the Dark Souls version of Magic", man never change, Chris

[@Joker22593]

I play Forced Fruition in my Nekusar Deck. In that deck, it's text reads, "each opponent must attack you with all their creatures every turn."

[@matthewsemenuk8953]

"Oh Sir. That isn't the time of Ominous seas" lol

[@ReoRayearth27]

Forced Fruition is my favorite card ever printed in MTG. I love it so much.

[@manectricman5090]

Forced Fruition is one of my favorite cards.

[@nickjoseph77]

These poor opponents. I am shocked Chris hadn't seen or didn't remember bowmaster.

[@DarkSyan]

Is this the legendary counter to mono red??? The dark master did great but... WHERE IS MY 20 RAT COMBO??

[@enggilbertoguimaraes]

Hope, my friend, is all that is left... 😥

[@jj-sc1kq]

Seeing forced fruition makes me think about a deck I built once with Walking Archive. It too gave the opponent way too many cards in hand. Now I am thinking about how I can update that deck.

[@KanMenCabanIxLamat]

The Dark Lord: Oh my lord! Orcish Bowmasters is perfect! Jason Dennis: So you like the card I designed? Took you long enough.

[@NoActuallyGo-KCUF-Yourself]

A nice riff of the Peer into Abyss combo. Would also be funny to include Tergrid for when opponent starts discarding 7 cards each turn.

[@Deliriation]

That first match up was brutal haha Edit: there were many brutal matches. Fun deck! This is my kinda jank

[@Neobreaker]

This deck tech is absolutely bonkers! I love it!

[@johnthompson8580]

used to play the tried and true undie mixed with the ol teferi puzzle box back in the day

[@donaldnegron9]

Dude this deck made my day I can’t wait to spend all my wilds on it

[@Phorton71]

So i changed the deck a little with the lands instead of pain lands i used ones that give me one life to help with the early game. Also instead of wrath of god i went with Time wipe ( 1 colorless 2 white 1 blue) to save a Sheoldred, the Apocalypse if i needed to clear the board. it works well still

[@kitsovereign4127]

Not that you ever cast Wrath of God, but it might be fun to replace it with Shatter the Sky, or Depopulate, to give your opponent an extra card.

[@Qub3rs]

"Here, have some cards"... LOL...This was fun to watch...

[@obadijahparks]

Of you gave orcish bowbaster death touch/poison..... it'll win that way too.

[@SporePunch]

I'm a big fan of Peer Into The Abyss as a kill button in my Bowmaster/Sheoldred decks

[@johnnyhotsauce7334]

Nice!! Some good options for this deck are commit, new copy enchantment, faerie mastermind and also narset is nasty. Grixis version gets fevered visions and collective defiance for extra spice!

[@hyperion9934]

Narset is a nonbo. You want the opponents to draw the cards. But copying the enchantment has merit.

[@Flayerthehatebound]

I love the fact that your first opponent responded to the triggers already on the stack. Well you can die now or later sir 😂

[@froggouk2]

This works because not enough people run enchantment/permanent removal. They're all in on the burn spells and creature removal. WHich is crazy givenm the amount of enchantments in Wilds of Eldraine and Enchanting Tales.

[@Niskiss]

Those casual 2086 uncommon wildcards on Chris's account: 👁👃🏼👁

[@firestar5810]

Watching our Dark Lord throw the game against squirrels was painful TwT

[@ferdithetank7535]

Forced Fruition is the most fun mill card ever printed.

[@arielpavon694]

I tried an Orzhov version of this deck, but it didn't work for me. It was too slow even with all those removals.

[@Roan_Harris]

The moment I saw force fruition, I knew you had to play it. Good stuff.

[@ryanmoye6951]

seen a similar combo in commander in blue white black cant remember the name but each player draws two cards on draw step and when an opponent draws they take a damage

[@ryanmoye6951]

same enchantment as the thumb name tho

[@prolikethat5995]

Chris has went fully to the dark side. He has been tempted by the bowmaster.

[@demon1170]

Didnt have enough wildcards but i made some modifications and absolutely love this deck. So many wins out of no where

[@AlejandroMeri]

Hey Chris, what's your favourite card and why is it Smothering Tithe? xD

[@babisbabinos8075]

Nice haircut!

[@nikwaggoner2480]

If you play arena on a phone (I have the Samsung fold so very big screen) forced fruition makes it next to impossible to discard at end of turn and causes you to rope and lose. I literally just spam tap every time now hoping to hold 1 or 2 usable cards or that my board will carry me.

[@ZSAITOSEI]

Forced Fruition is my finisher in a Nekusar deck, exactly this but in commander 😂 after my own heart I see!

[@Trixie_Nova]

OMG this gave me an amazing idea for a sauron commander deck

[@froggouk2]

13:12 - Technically, doesn't Smothering Tithe mean if he gives you a treasure token, he's paid his taxes? Paying mana is him skipping on it. Right?

[@nathonanderson]

Oh my good I could t stop laughing. This jank is a masterpiece!

[@fredlal]

love thos combo lol i never though of it

[@Crash32378]

This maybe my new favorite deck

[@Sangtrone]

I guess there's always the stall for mill play if you don't have the Underworld Dreams like cards, provided they didn't throw all their cards in the deck.

[@MGmirkin]

No Howling mine? No Folio of Fancies (to sink Tithe treasure tokens)? No Peer into the Abyss [another mana sink]? No Rule of Law [so they can only cast 1 card and have discard a sh!t ton every turn]? Ahh well.. ;)

[@NoActuallyGo-KCUF-Yourself]

Torment of Hailfire is another good use for all that treasure.

[@stephenjohnson5353]

Seems great but it does not beat having to wait out your opponent's stalling with the timer/timeout (roping)... not seen in this video but it happens every time.

[@scottwilliams2968]

This is one of my favorites so far lol

[@DWRWO]

@jason where do the other 4 cards come from the deck is only 56 based off what i see

[@DWRWO]

Anyone know?

[@olliegrant5375]

Would commit to memory be worth running as a one of?

[@chrisquint3656]

Wouldn’t howling mine fit in here also?

[@Tristyn_Waterman]

this deck is very funny. maybe supreme verdict over wrath of god? if you need to boardwipe it can't be countered by any counterspells you may have drawn opponent into

[@carlospolk5033]

Esper seems to have given gifts earlier this year. 🤣

[@oia]

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 more jank from the Dark Lord!

[@EricMarshallva]

Beautimous comboners, thank you

[@pablogarin]

Well, I've never had too many friends from the start, so losing the few I have to play this deck seems like a good plan!

[@louisvisagie283]

perfect deck to use against CGB

[@BassandClap]

This deck is so cruel, i love it

[@derekedgar1676]

Historic is such a format.

[@Kuryux]

mlooord finding out about bowmasters XDDD

[@spoopyboi1882]

turned nekusar edh into a 60 card deck. Brutal

[@B-Randall]

I’m absolutely giggling at this deck

[@bronchiel]

I'm making this sort of a commander deck... maybe i should do it in esper colors instead of dimir, just to annoy everyone even more

[@dg_yorick6814]

I've found I won more games by adding 4x howling mines to the deck, dropping mind stone, adding a 4th bowmaster.

[@dlc_2678]

Font of Mythos makes players draw 3 cards each turn during draw phase vs howling mine which only forces 1 extra draw. Howling Mine was good back in the day but the FoM are the new hotness now. Pair with Alhammerret's Archive for even more card draws even on triggers. As an added bonus you gain double life on life gain triggers like Sheoldred also

[@dg_yorick6814]

@davidcrawford5324 is that on arena? I've got both in a deck irl but if font is on arena, it might make the deck playable lol

[@dlc_2678]

@@dg_yorick6814 Idk of it is or not but it's a pretty dope card. Might have to check to see what formats it is legal in though. PS I edited my original comment because FoM does NOT add draws on triggers like I originally thought. It was the Archive card I suggested afterward that does this

[@TheShadowsmanin]

I need more like this!!!

[@EnDDarKDoMaiNGAMES]

Your worst enemy is yourself, especially if you're like Chris and don't pay attention to the cards in your hand or on the table.

[@shootfromtheright2712]

Jason Dennis' only opponent is himself.

[@r12365]

What a coincidence that an opponent had one of the best cards in Standard in their deck!

[@Max33999]

Deck list link?

[@ryanbolson23]

3:35 dude he only has 1 black mana. He physically cannot play arena. He just physically cannot.

[@closedcaskit]

I like it because he's talking to me, we have the same name

[@DuaneMckenzie80]

This is the meanest deck you ever made.

[@johnnyher559]

I have this combo in my edh deck

[@BabylonDkHa]

“Reidane has entered the chat” 😇🛡

[@enggilbertoguimaraes]

This is the most subversive deck i've seen

[@DarkRavedgeHollow]

this is a deck im going to make, just to annoy people. i love this

[@asge17]

Orcish bowmaster good in a deck that Force op to draw their entire library who would have thought of such a thing

[@ThatGSguy]

Watch from 4:45 and then watch 1:01 and then tell me what the hell I'm looking at here.

[@Morax024]

glorious jank

[@Hawk-ly9fi]

Asking opp to play Phyrexian Arena when he doesn't have 2 black mana.

[@vladimirbarrios6671]

I f@#!:*! love this deck😂

[@CoL_Drake]

who is lautze ?

[@helltube4523]

You play first you win. You play second you lose. Modern magic.

[@falformfreeform9553]

Chris play Fruitful Futiton with Teregrid

[@Guevon_Pajaro]

This is incredible 😂

[@mascalian]

But... But... .. is it competitive?!

[@MainTopmastStaysail]

Orcish Bowmasters? Who knew???