I made my own Monopoly (Communistopoly)

Monopoly is the worlds favorite board game... so I decided to improve it.
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I Made my own Monopoly and it's IMPOSSIBLE to Play
I made my own version of Monopoly
Commiepoly
Communist Monopoly

[@leysonmose]

How the hell did I end up here...

[@whatismimikyu8875]

I looked up how to make a board game...

[@UnipornFrumm]

I just wanted to watch videos of people playng monopoly

[@jackcoad6225]

communistopoly

[@corisonsikoski2323]

YOU’RE confused! I was watching videos about the anatomy of the facial muscles for performing Botox injections. Yet here I am.

[@pgallbladder]

@@whatismimikyu8875 same lmao

[@chaosinsurgency884]

"I made my own Monopoly" No Comrade, *WE* made *OUR* own monopoly

[@peterg76yt]

I made my own Monopoly and the state confiscated it.

[@pamplemoo]

@@peterg76yt no, Comrade, it has always belonged to the state

[@GalacticImperialGaming]

Да that is true

[@chaosinsurgency884]

@@peterg76yt No, no. The state did not confiscate YOUR monopoly, you never owned it, the state merely claimed OUR monopoly.

[@GalacticImperialGaming]

@@chaosinsurgency884 Correct

[@Lo-Sir]

House Rules: If you're in Gulag for too long, you mysteriously go missing

[@KoopaMedia64]

10 consecutive rolls without a double

[@not-that-guy-pal-]

In the game right? Right?

[@KoopaMedia64]

Yes, but also I don't know what the euphemism outside the game is that you're hinting at. I thought about that house rule and I think 5 rolls without landing a double dice roll is the best balance.

[@interbard]

@@not-that-guy-pal- Yes. This comment was written by a person, completely of their own free will, and Stalin is not currently holding me at gunpoint.

[@not-that-guy-pal-]

@@interbard Seems legit.

[@realiascailt]

As somebody who was born in an ex soviet state, I can approve the gone missing card. My great grandfather disappeared, had to work at a coal mine and somehow managed to find his family hundreds of kilometers away. Great times, great times

[@user-xd9bd8sj2x]

Русские либерашки, "генетические рабы капитала": ряяя совесткий союз плохой, пресвятая америка, спаси нас Тем временем американцы: Под знаменем марксизма-ленинизма, вперёд к победе коммунизма!

[@byr_n]

this totally happened

[@ItzBIULD]

​@@byr_nImagine your life being so boring you have to say anyone having anything happen to them is fake.

[@beybladeguru101]

@@byr_nMy brother in Christ, you have no idea what our(as in Eastern Europeans) ancestors had to live through. My great-great-grandfather was being force marched to a gulag in Siberia, but managed to escape and worked at a hospital that his daughter worked in under the table shoveling coal into a furnace. People usually lie about their own accomplishments, but rarely do people knowingly exaggerated their ancestors’ stories.

[@Kaiser-dt2ir]

Which soviet state?

[@thegiganut3317]

The fact he used a Mrs monopoly game to make communist monopoly had me crying lol 😂

[@br.l.f]

Hahaha same

[@_______-3007]

its the same game tho

[@indecisivecountdooku1340]

Mrs. Monopoly sucks it does not promote proper equality and it exists only to generate revenue from -tumblr- twitter users.

[@Thobeian]

Honestly knowing girl boss monopoly exists sent me into a spiral. Like, they HAVE to know… like with the GenZ edition.

[@bordu9011]

He probably used Ms. Monopoly because it’s cheap, and no one cares if it suddenly “goes missing”

[@Baxxunderslash24]

A friend of mine made Nahtzee: The final solution to all board games.

[@cocospops9351]

Good one

[@scientistmilorad9735]

Hehehe.

[@JustLex25]

Lmao this had me bawling

[@blitzcrieg101]

I GOTTA SEE THAT!

[@winstonsmithsoul]

Oof!!

[@smarties3638]

Ahh yes. The classic board game. Played at family reunions... sleepovers, government tactical planning...

[@lilslappy2]

Lol

[@Jamlord2061]

i know this was 3 years ago but i like that dom guy’s communopoly where rolling a 1 under any circumstances makes you ‘disappear’. you can’t have more than 1000 ruples go to jail, and you ‘disappear’ when destitute and in jail. being destitute sends you to jail.

[@TheR1.0AUCCC]

Didn't the one thing only apply to being in jail?

[@joelthomas4255]

The effort that goes into these videos is great

[@peanutbutterpuppies2756]

Incredible work of art

[@superguy199]

Yeah, he put so much effort into this only to get 63k views

[@joelthomas4255]

@@superguy199 that’s the sad part

[@matejebach5487]

Propaganda have enough money when trying distract you from reality.

[@kayagorzan]

Absolutely, very underrated

[@peeingghoul256]

I’m Russian and I just exploded with laugh when he started painting everything in grey. Then the laughter turned into sobs.

[@Vtulka1]

Гений

[@peeingghoul256]

@@Vtulka1 полностью прочувствовал всю разнообразную палитру России

[@cjmarshall0221]

Several years ago, I read about an incident that made me think. A company in the U.S. had entered into an agreement with a Russian company - which was still part of the Soviet Union - to sell a number of goods for importation. But when representatives from the U.S. company arrived to make the delivery, they discovered a number of the items had been banned by the U.S. government for sale to Russia. The sales representatives were upset, because a promise of delivery had been made, and they feared the representatives from the Russian company would be very angry. But the U.S. representatives were pleasantly surprised when their Russian counterparts turned out to be very reasonable about the situation. When informed why the goods could not be delivered, they replied - "Oh yes, government say no. We understand."

[@TYsdrawkcaB]

@@cjmarshall0221 A good argument of how people are artificially pitted against each other despite both being nice.

[@fischX]

@@TYsdrawkcaB we are one word united trough experience from insufferable bouerocracy and red tape. Give me the form comrade!

[@eskaban_edits]

"youre both under arrest" *executes them on the spot*

[@raistlinmills131]

his channel made a realistic Communist Monopoly for a meme. No Rolls Barred took the meme and ran with it, amking an actually fun looking game.

[@PokemonProfessorNebula]

I love how you can randomly just go missing at any point in the game, and the other players just continue like nothing happened. Faustin: "Hey, where did Dimitri go?" Roman: "Ah yes, I heard Niko was with him last, I'm sure he's fine."

[@cumcer6140]

Nikolay?

[@sotoro2154]

Yo i can hear the thick accented russian voice speaking in english in my head reading this

[@cumcer6140]

@@sotoro2154 your idea of a Russian accent is probably wrong

[@sotoro2154]

@@cumcer6140 what do you mean?

[@cumcer6140]

@@sotoro2154 just compare an american meme imitating a Russian accent and a Russian guy talking in English

[@reuvenpolonskiy2544]

As someone born in 1983 USSR, the first monopoly game that I knew was a soviet reapoff of the game that was called: "Manager" Yes all the properties on the board, were government properies with zero irony.

[@jamesolson4975]

Wow that’s crazy

[@missk1697]

@@jamesolson4975 Not really. The game focused on resources management instead of financial management. Basically a different cosmetic flair.

[@rachelar]

@@missk1697 actually sounds quite useful

[@KetamineUser69]

which state of the ussr? My father was born in ukraine. Was a pretty shitty live until of the finally awaited soviet breakup in 1991. In lifestyle i can tell u one thi- *P R O P A G A N D A E V E R Y W H E R E*

[@KetamineUser69]

@Simargl i was just asking him and not u

[@thalovemuscle]

I was watching this video and then my neighbor came over, and we watched it together. He said that this video changed his life and touched his heart. I then went and rented a projector in a big field, and my entire town watched it, and it changed their lives too. We all are so grateful. Thank you for this video….

[@theMemeDetective]

If i had a nickel for everytime i watched a video on communopoly id have 2 nickels. Which isnt a lot but its weird that its happened twice

[@RDGamer321]

I know right? This just popped in my recommendation and I couldn't believe it came out 3 years ago.

[@Aaron067]

I know right!! I just got recommended NRB's Communoply vid just 5 days ago and now this lol

[@theMemeDetective]

It has now increased to 4 nickels. Im now rich

[@noturbusiness9736]

As soon as you brought out the Mrs. Monopoly I instantly thought “it’s because it’s so much cheaper than the original, isn’t it” Checked the description, was not disappointed

[@fortecyveria769]

Lol there's a whole pallet of them at my nearest Five Below

[@hobomike6935]

@@fortecyveria769 they should use a forklift to move the pallet underneath a glass ceiling just for the additional laughs and public reaction

[@Stanislav1968]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jaXaqIuveb2Eitk

[@Joseph_Drew_III]

Also the fact that it’s fun to destroy misandrist stuff

[@Bacony_Cakes]

@@Joseph_Drew_III Sexism ain't cool no matter who's doing it.

[@brachiosnores7829]

"I've linked a copy of the board in the description." Like a true communist! (Thank you so much I am going to use the hell out of this!)

[@amorra2659]

But where are the rebellion and ration cards?

[@belendomar964]

@@amorra2659 yeah where are they?

[@hubertgame8171]

we need cards pls

[@fabian-mihaistefan5369]

@@belendomar964 no rebellion, and rations are gone because some people pulled strings and got 2 or more rations because they know the guy responsible for them, line up next week comrade

[@Louis-ok3ry]

No, this is voluntary

[@GRCanalMiscelaneo]

This is not your monopoly. This is OUR monopoly

[@GRCanalMiscelaneo]

SPAM COMMENT BOTS ARE NOT ALLOWED

[@feedbackking1316]

Average American: I cannot differentiate between socialism and dictatorships... Person from Chile: I miss socialism

[@Sinfuldeathband]

Socialism can not work due to human nature

[@peterparleecarr4516]

Painting over the ms. Monopoly was GENIUS, instant subscribe.

[@dannypipewrench533]

Yeah, Ms. Monopoly is BAD.

[@Golden12500]

The original Monopoly was equal to begin with, making one group make more money than the other makes it inherently more sexist

[@brokkoli3245]

@@Golden12500 also wtf are those street names???? fucking bulletproof west? chocolate cookies next to stem cell isolation? WHAT IS HAPPENING ON THAT BOARD?

[@airena1449]

@@brokkoli3245 wtf ;_;

[@Aubiher02]

I thought the same

[@spearshake4771]

03:27 you literally could not have picked a better Monopoly edition to spray paint over XD

[@GoPackGoBaby]

I mean w0manopoly

[@Maxawa0851]

@Poli Dissent lmao what

[@barneydinosaur4898]

the irony is that the original monopolies were gender-equal while this edit is blatantly sexist- but it’s “okay to be sexist NOW because people were sexist BEFORE” now i don't condone sexism in any form against any sexes but sexism claiming to be feminism is so sad

[@jerrymajors8132]

honestly, Ms. Monopoly looks like she'll help you file your taxes

[@gunpowdertimothy5644]

Sexisim, unlike egalitarianism, implies discriminatory and/or hateful behavior. What’s wrong with sexisim is that like racism, it is by defenition a negative act. What you are describing is egalitarianism, where everyone gets things based off their individual needs instead of treating everyone the same. Just wanted to clarify that

[@JustAPersonWhoComments]

If I had one dollar every time he moves a spot in Communistopoly, I’d have enough to buy the whole house

[@Lettuce2.]

When he said: "and then it dawned on me", I got scared that dish soap was about to fall on him.

[@fatguy9]

It needs a “lose 2 turns waiting in bread line” spot

[@jasperzanovich2504]

It's monopoly, not the game of life.

[@hanskywalker1246]

@@jasperzanovich2504 -100 social credit score

[@hanskywalker1246]

@@jasperzanovich2504 you know what, go straight to the Gulag

[@nuclearwinter4621]

"A bread line is good. At least you know everyone is being feed." BurKnee Sanders. Until you run out of bread. 🍞

[@SoukaDeezNutz]

@@nuclearwinter4621 Have you considered soylent green?

[@masscreationbroadcasts]

"You're both under arrest for treason and whatever else". Somehow, that's what I always imagined Americans breaking in my door saying.

[@josephschultz3301]

Me: "All I did was steal a loaf of bread to feed my starving children!" Secret Police: "That's the exact definition of 'whatever else', comrade."

[@wildercerrate7295]

Red Scare moment

[@ChanceKearns]

@@wildercerrate7295 1950s America moment

[@itzakehrenberg3449]

@@ChanceKearns Nonsense!

[@ssniper-mb7js]

That's what I imagine a life in North Korea would be like..

[@selenagolden2712]

The fact my fave gaming channel played this concerns me😂(No Rolls Barred)

[@michalparikrupa2737]

This is literally perfect. Very funny and punishing game

[@straszak6544]

I'd love to see it get actually published as an official monopoly lmao

[@sebittyseb4481]

I would but that game immediately

[@Blueybeak]

i guess it would be funny but it's literally just a game of Do nothing and die

[@redamber483]

@@Blueybeak shhhhh

[@GingeryGinger]

@Paul Martin an incredibly biased version but sure

[@toximan2008]

@@Blueybeak welcome to... ah, you get it.

[@AstralDragoon]

In spite of the general humor of the game, the "You Have Gone Missing" card, with that blank, empty gray background, is eerily ominous.

[@Lanesb]

Ÿøû håvé gôńę mīśšíñg Rėmôvê ÿøür pìėčë frøm thę bōård

[@haha-lj5sq]

A card that just says “Wake up, this isn’t real” as you look up and there’s figures with blank faces.

[@aelechdeepestflame4347]

@haha R/twosentencehorrorstories. That’s all I have to say.

[@chrisdawson1776]

@@aelechdeepestflame4347reddit 🤢🤢

[@sanderdejong66]

Comrade, you will be relocated to a re-education facility in the east, with lots of physical exercise.

[@spacebaby4209]

You should have added a way for one player to "become the state" for a few turns and maybe build some wealth or power and build on the board before another player removes them by poison or some other action. Really cool game

[@username5155]

Hey, No Rolls Barred just _coincidentally_ made the same game as you

[@maskie4189]

If you wanted to make this non-satirical, you could make one of the state properties "where you live" and if you land on it, you get to hide one of your rebellion cards. And if you got in the gulag, you could get out through military service, where you roll the dice. If you roll a double, you get out, except if you roll a 12, you die. You could also make one of the cards a search warrant, which you have to use within 3 turns, or you lose it, but if you use it and then land on an opponent's house, you get to investigate them, where you pick one of their hidden cards randomly, to get them in the gulag. Corruption could then be replaced with the October labor lottery, and if you land on it, you are selected to run the East Grestin border checkpoint and have to go play Papers Please for the rest of the day.

[@zacharykrawczyk3942]

Glory to Arstotzka

[@kage3587]

This is fucking hilarious.

[@eagletgriff]

Glory to Arstotzka

[@thepiggygamer4288]

Glory to Arstotzka

[@physical_insanity]

You sir, have the biggest brain in all of Arstotzka.

[@certifiedbluephoenix]

In monopoly, the game never ends. In communistopoly, the game never lasts.

[@1984reality]

Basket balls exist.

[@_sto2972]

That's the Horseshoe theory my friend, if you go too much to the extreme right you will end up in extreme left and vice versa

[@lottery248]

@@1984reality it's no difference when they are run by a fraudulent group.

[@prajvalrao4871]

deep

[@Wertsir]

I’m 14 and this is deep.

[@dabort]

I love how he decimated the dumpster fire of a game that is Ms. Monopoly. 🤣🤣🤣

[@nozeekah5035]

you didn't make your own monopoly, you made our monopoly

[@skrtiee]

monopoly only fun if u own the whole board

[@BritishRepublicsn]

Just like life

[@ReddyIsMe]

_happy state noises_

[@derp0112]

@Trashy monopoly only fun if *our* own the whole board???

[@yellowmarshmellowpuffnob6922]

WE own the whole board

[@Louis_2568]

@Trashy *we

[@TheThunderWeasel]

Why is this so good? I want to play Communistopoly right now.

[@SnowBlitzy]

Me too

[@proudmisogynistracisthomop1280]

Venezuela

[@magica3526]

boardgames as art is wildly underexplored. there are a lot of video games designed to have a message over being fun, why not boardgames?

[@SetuwoKecik]

@@proudmisogynistracisthomop1280 USA

[@mattdeluccia153]

I know it sounds great in theory, but in reality it is always terrible.

[@joshuaadams8240]

I love how laid back this is.

[@leoemery3021]

I own nine versions of monopoly and I think this would be a nice addition to my collection

[@jaccoverdouw1522]

My dad collects monopolies and I would definitely pay a good bit of money to buy this for him! Would fit the collection!

[@AriCagan]

Happy to hear it! I've linked a copy of the board in the description.

[@mr.trashbin307]

Wait read that back, slowly... definetly sounds like communism doesnt it?

[@groundbird4904]

@@mr.trashbin307 “noitpircsed eht no draob eht fo ypoc a deknil ev’I !ti reah ot yppaH” ?

[@ericoh6258]

@@groundbird4904 thats pretty good

[@mixter1257]

But what about rations and rebellion cards? How to get them

[@gdclemo]

The five squares before Rations should be Queueing... each turn you just slowly shuffle towards the Ration square.

[@geotechms]

Freaking brilliant! 👍

[@biggamer7876]

Then, you finally reach it, only to find, that rations have run out.

[@SolomonUcko]

@@biggamer7876 Maybe make one more ration card available each time someone passes Go, and then the first person there takes all of them for some reason, to make the game even more ridiculously unfair

[@andrewgates8158]

Then the more people in front of you in the queue the less you get when you pass there.

[@annasolovyeva1013]

@@SolomonUcko no, 1 rations into one hands

[@brokntoaster]

3:49 What i do with my homies in the bank

[@livinghumanlifeform7676]

I’m making this for my family now to play on Christmas Eve, thank you for this

[@user-vi6wf4gh9x]

"You have gone missing." I nearly pissed myself laughing. Quality 🤣

[@satejpatil875]

Really it got me laughing too😂

[@rotunda_]

Some bitches just aint fit for the gulag 😔

[@joshpeters1998]

This may be the best video ive ever seen

[@AriCagan]

Thank you Jah

[@fishpickles7316]

@@squirrels24seven r/ihadastroke

[@bestevil.]

0:10 I NEED TO KNOW THIS MUSIC!

[@Doctor_Sad]

Genius idea. That's amazing, bro

[@welshdave5263]

I would actually love to pull this version out at a party just to see the reactions.

[@sjonnieplayfull5859]

Then make it! He linked it in the description

[@ulrichkalber9039]

i guess it would only be fun if its greyness could be drowned in vodka...

[@welshdave5263]

@@ulrichkalber9039 in Soviet Russia, vodka drowns you.

[@PANZERFAUST90]

Make a Fascistopoly for even more fun

[@ulrichkalber9039]

@@PANZERFAUST90 maybe. what about a game that is modular. .

[@nelsonthen884]

calling the game "communopoly" is like the actual "monopoly" game was called "Monomunism"

[@rithvikmuthyalapati9754]

That sounds like a cool word lol

[@YouListenToMeNow]

OMG! "Monomunism" - that is my new religion. You are the king! :D:D:D:D:D:D

[@TYsdrawkcaB]

Not really, instead of a singular entity controlling everything, you have an entire community sharing everything

[@lucaslevinsky8802]

@@YouListenToMeNow noooo thias ias apostasya

[@omaraguirre8309]

I’m going to publish this game when I got money in mythe lifetime (I’m so high and i I look quite odd)

[@historybytim6115]

Ending was gold.

[@ColonelHess]

I know how to make it fun, add a sub game about dobing eachother in to the state

[@LammySammy]

I enjoyed this. I found it by looking up "communism monopoly" after seeing the socialist monopoly. I was actually trying to find a communist monopoly that was not a criticism and instead an educational tool, but it's fitting that the one you made is a satire as that's essentially what monopoly is for capitalism. I also appreciated how you acknowledged the history of monopoly and your humor.

[@noop9k]

Making pro-communist monopoly is no different from making pro-nazi monopoly

[@The_mrbob]

@@noop9k What??

[@altrafrygolden1022]

@@noop9k wtf you talking about those are very different

[@10thletter40]

"was trying to find one that was an educational tool and not a criticism" Well you can't have one without the other lol, you can either be educated or you can support it

[@noop9k]

@@altrafrygolden1022 yes, commies killed more. But really, why do you kids think you know anything about how commie states work? You never saw one.

[@iamtrash288]

"So it turns out that social monopoly is a thing. So I bought one... On Amazon... " This statement has so many layers it's a proverbial onion

[@zGAMERz111]

That outro was amazing 🤣🤣🤣

[@nicholasadams3902]

The ending was hilarious 😂😂😂

[@TheBehm08]

Ari: *prints his own money* IRS: “that’s illegal!”

[@MadChristoph]

But this is Monopoly Money, which is worthless in the real world, so technically in this scenario, it's not

[@dhans9662]

@@MadChristoph It's merely a joke bro

[@Therevengeforget]

@@MadChristoph whooosh

[@emilianorios4761]

@@MadChristoph 🤓

[@MadChristoph]

@@emilianorios4761 lmao, I knew someone would do that

[@battekyake6107]

Time traveler: *slowly moves chair back into place *

[@Ciurk]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[@DamianDamian-sj5ow]

This. Is the most beautiful masterpiece I've ever laid my eyes on.

[@pdp117O]

The Stalin pointing and saying go to the gulag is really funny because a bunch of my family members got sent to the gulags.

[@UnfairDare]

I ate the gulag

[@somedandy7694]

"In Communistopoly, the game pretends to be fun, and we pretend to like playing it"

[@UnfairDare]

He was held at gunpoint writing the script

[@WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs]

You missed an opportunity to include the tag line, "play with your comrades!"

[@toottoot3410]

Taglines are useless! Industrial grey box with name written! No more needed!

[@cadsquade]

He should've called it the "Manifestopoly" too

[@Novacrab]

OUR comrades!

[@user-pq3ux4hn2s]

news broadcast and hard labor is only entertainment we need comrade

[@shantanukhandkar]

Adam Blampied at No Rolls Barred has a video where they play a game of Communist monopoly. By the end of the game, both players are trying to die. 😂

[@MrSam2497]

turns out socialist Monopoly is already a thing... so i bought one... on *Amazon*

[@monad_tcp]

The real funny thing is that only on capitalism you could freely buy a communist/marxist thing. In communism you would never, ever be able to buy anything from capitalism.

[@YouListenToMeNow]

@@monad_tcp actually you are incorrect. In 1983 in Poland (which was a part of USSR back then) company Labo released a board game "Eurobuisseness" which was (because of communism) a replica of monopoly but placed in european realities. So in fact... In communism you could actually buy something from capitalism ;).

[@SmashPortal]

The one I saw was like $70.

[@Stynkrat]

@@YouListenToMeNow “this one specific time in the entire history of communism you were able to do it, so I’m gonna make a blanket statement to make it sound like you could’ve always done it”

[@phantomfire5013]

@@Stynkrat did you miss the big claim that you could "never ever buy anything from capitalism" during communism. It doesn't need to make a blanket statement to disprove it. Either way, which part of all property being publicly owned implies that board games can't be bought?

[@srdjan455]

I for one I'm waiting for Monopoly: Absolutely monarchy edition Because that's what we all need back in our lives, a king to look up too.

[@boxylemons7961]

Monarchism is outdated garbage and it literally makes all the other shitty political systems of the world look like utopias

[@athing4733]

they're being sarcastic

[@ArmoredChocoboLPs]

I know a certain group of people that can totally get behind a single person that has absolute power for his entire life because God said so...

[@hawkdracano3840]

That's just normal monopoly, except everything starts owned by one player.

[@toximan2008]

@@boxylemons7961 monarchism is goated, wtf u mean

[@lisagorham3294]

Comrade ari made the new and improved soviet version of Monopoly

[@davido9919]

Gotta love those “necular” power plants lol

[@dominicvesprini245]

You could sell this to the people in the Gulag

[@Jibranmrauf]

So that mean they're now communist

[@aidenb6294]

Hey

[@yellowmarshmellowpuffnob6922]

OUR gulag

[@d.esanchez3351]

Im sorry... Sell? to the gulag comrade, so you can share your work with the other hardworking comrades.

[@Fabi-es1xy]

@@Jibranmrauf well no cause now they are involved in commerce

[@user-yc5mf8mx5p]

this video is still a banger 3 years later

[@jayderaider]

7:01 literally the best quote I've heard this decade

[@kgapaneseschoolgirlb]

Out of curiosity, what was the original anti-monopolist version of this game like?

[@giovanna4540]

i did a quick research and if its not wrong everyone was rewarded when wealth was created, in opposition to the rules where your objective is to destroy the other's financial situation

[@kgapaneseschoolgirlb]

@@giovanna4540 I can imagine why most people played the other version. Being given permission to essentially troll someone; you don’t just give that up!

[@kirbyculp3449]

Boring!?

[@honsuaman8743]

I checked the rules myself. It’s basically normal monopoly, but you have monopolists team and competitor team. And difference in rules is that the winner isn’t necessarily the last man standing(absolute monopolist), you need to be in winning team and have the biggest amount of wealth in it. So that game is faster but team on team

[@Kruppt808]

You say you are a capitalist snd they shot you in the head after a shame state trial. Not a very fun game unless you part of the state in the workers paradise.

[@jrjp01]

"In communism theres no inflation" that was worth a chuckle

[@finndevenny4564]

In a pure communist society the way Marx intended there would be no currency and therefore no inflation, IMO that scenario is unrealistic and hasn’t been achieved in any “communist” state so far tho, so I get why u find that statement ironic, even if ur is true

[@superbrain7852]

@@finndevenny4564 That would me Marxism... He only talked about Communism, and that has, in by far the most cases, a currency.

[@finndevenny4564]

@@superbrain7852 true communism is defined by Marx in the communist manifesto, therefor Marxs ideals and values are communism, true communism cannot be achieved without being true Marxism, if a “communist” state does not fit the description of Marxism, then it isn’t truly communism, it is a failed attempt, read the manifesto it’s very specific about what is and isn’t communism

[@superbrain7852]

@@finndevenny4564 No... Marxism is only the origin of it all, there are also different kinds of Capitalism. If you follow the rules of Stalinism, you aren't a Marxist... You are, in fact, just wrong with your facts there. kzbin.info/www/bejne/iKHOgninbJqsZ5o

[@superbrain7852]

Il take that as a Win.

[@sbflying]

This feels like a real version of that board game from Phineas and Ferb: Across the 2nd Dimension ‘Hey, I got a 1!’

[@adamgarbaczewski]

5:20 It is NOT a GULag. GULag means something like "Main Łagier (Concentration Camp?) Office". GUŁag and łagiers are something different.

[@KaimArgonarEyyyy]

Here I was expecting a "Starve to death" panel and a "Face the wall" panel, both being instant losses along with the mysterious disappearance.

[@derp8184]

it wouldve been fun to add that every time someone complains or makes a joke about the game you lose your rights or rations or go to the gulag

[@noturbusiness9736]

Genius

[@TweekLudwig]

@@derp8184 Treat it like Uno and add -your- our own rules! -You- We can make that a rule if -you'd- we'd like!

[@geotechms]

Or a mafia card (but the same idea)

[@stansman5461]

I wonder if one of the rebel card was "You saved some of the wheat you grew for your family"

[@Megamaxos_R6]

I laughed so much in two scenes: 1. The start of chapter 3 with the music 2. The idea of the gulag Just fantastic 🤣

[@kirbyculp3449]

The picture of Stalin was a nice touch... but fear is hidden beneath the humor.

[@comrademax5302]

You wanna talk about Guantanamo?, Projekt MKUltra, Japanese Interment Camps in America. If i was an American i would do everything to leave that burning crumbling Corperation of a country

[@yosefmacgruber1920]

@@comrademax5302 I am an American. Where do you suggest that I should go? I have explored leaving for over a decade.

[@comrademax5302]

@@yosefmacgruber1920 forget what i said about leaving. i dont know why i said that because it is kind of our duty to help bring about the revolution in our countrys and to make things better. Rather then to hide or leave.

[@Lehr-km5be]

@@comrademax5302 And yet all the things you have mentioned are a child's play compared to Gulags, which were responsible for tens of milions of deaths. No wonder why the fall of the stupid Soviet Union is celebrated around the world :) And Stalin himself was despised even by the russians literally the day after he died, which was one of the happiest days in history :)

[@AuuuuuuuuuuuA]

I like how the nuclear disaster and famine cards both make players in the gulag "go missing" that's peak game design right there

[@michaelflores9384]

Beasts of England, Beasts of Ireland, Beasts of every land and clime, Hearken to my joyful tidings Of the Golden future time. Soon or late the day is coming, Tyrant Man shall be o'erthrown, And the fruitful fields of England Shall be trod by beasts alone. Rings shall vanish from our noses, And the harness from our back, Bit and spur shall rust forever, Cruel whips no more shall crack. Riches more than mind can picture, Wheat and barley, oats and hay, Clover, beans, and mangel-wurzels Shall be ours upon that day. Bright will shine the fields of England, Purer shall its waters be, Sweeter yet shall blow its breezes On the day that sets us free. For that day we all must labour, Though we die before it break; Cows and horses, geese and turkeys, All must toil for freedom's sake. Beasts of England, Beasts of Ireland, Beasts of every land and clime, Hearken well, and spread my tidings Of the Golden future time.

[@whitley6483]

It is curious that a game that tried to teach why monopoly is bad, is now one of the best-selling products of a brand that is now a monopoly.

[@kst2154]

nothing is bad if you keep making money with it

[@Joshua-ox5fr]

Like mass producing and selling communist Merch.

[@forgottenrights351]

Anyone can make a board game, so it's not really a monopoly, but if you were to rip off Monopoly, there is a chance that you get sued. It is still funny how communist ideas get turned around on them so easily.

[@parus6422]

The OG land lord game was very preachy, so people just kind of took all that out.

[@parus6422]

@@forgottenrights351 Basically people like stuff, and feeling validated. So we have people buying che guevara off Amazon and taking selfies with it on and posting it to Instagram, feeling like a rebel. They just paid money, and supported I phone and Instagram but they got to buy the validation they wanted. Validation is the real commodity that was sold to them, and they have no idea.

[@Ponera-Sama]

Ari: I find it deeply ironic that Monopoly was originally intended as a critique of capitalism but Hasbro made a Monopoly parody that's intended as a critique of socialism Also Ari: Makes a parody version of Monopoly that parodies communism

[@blackknightstudios9958]

Well like he said he doesn’t find it wrong to make fun of socialism and communism just thought the situation itself is ironic. I’m strongly against socialism and communism both but that doesn’t mean I won’t make fun of capitalism as well

[@Cyberfishofant]

@@blackknightstudios9958 well, current attempts are just BS.

[@Rct3master44]

Bruh fucking everything is a big brained critique of capitalism or society or whatever the fuck.

[@Bexchoklad]

it's all just stereotypes too, he didn't even try to learn anything about communism before this lol

[@KopperNeoman]

@snail8244 The stereotypes are based on reality, whereas the Theory is all lies. It's like how all the capitalism parodies are actually just fascism - which is socialism with businesses.

[@vitaminc6472]

This is actually a cool idea!

[@goofyahhgamer35productions39]

Comrade, your are already starting off well by printing out the rubbles.

[@LesserFlame]

Well done comrade, I enjoyed how you painted over the ms monopoly that I didn’t know existed but with a good closeup to one of the spaces I knew it was a good idea to give it a makeover.

[@victorsullivan7238]

Whenever someone passes go the game should make everyone add all of their money, add $1 to the pool, then distribute it equally.

[@geotechms]

Brilliant! 👍

[@turbofan450]

A missed opportunity for sure

[@daveflow3865]

Spoken like a true communist, but...it's also communism, so u will have to have your mom say if u can distribute it equally, cuz the principal of "by the people" is a scam, u will need promision from a higher authority or..your dictator. Communism is not hella...dope. Nobody, that actually lived in Communism and can freely speak outside of it, think it's Hella dope. LITTERALY THE OPPOSITE. Js.

[@cassiaprior453]

This rule is a must have. great idea.

[@maximilian6305]

@@daveflow3865 there has never been a communist society in human history.

[@gingeral253]

The ending was great

[@TheBuckeyeHistoryGuy1776]

Can’t have inflation where there’s no money

[@nickgeorge1226]

Chance shouldve been russian roulette, missed opportunity

[@Ostentatiousnessness]

3:43 Look at this mad lad, printing his own money.

[@catsruleacbanonogismanbo6107]

I N F L A T I O N

[@turbofan450]

Joe Biden would be proud

[@JosefPiano]

@@turbofan450 lol true

[@R0DBS2]

Made in Venezuela

[@Sodoriash]

Was made in Weimar Republic (Germany)

[@nathanielcowan3971]

Then the sky blue NKVD show up to show suggest you denounce your neighbors as wreckers...and then send you to a summer camp, in the winter, to build said camp.

[@NCRRanger327]

Need the sequel, Authoritarianopoly

[@Skimmy404]

Oh my god. You printing the red dollar bills had me laughing

[@deaththreats1005]

i love how he just killed off ms monopoly to make the game, true chad

[@jamsya493]

Yes thats based and *red* pilled

[@BeepBoy]

Very big based very big Chad 😎😎😎

[@a_simple_boi701]

Perfectly equal to No Rolls Barred

[@lool8421]

ngl, these hats make this game really exciting

[@SpecsCloud]

This unironically would be more fun since it doesn't take a whole week to finish lol

[@addictionsucks8848]

The actual game has a turn limit. Also if it's a particularly slow game, trading will help

[@nathanpredmore7577]

The reason is takes so long is because no one actually uses the real rules for monopoly and their entire knowledge of the game is a bunch of weird and bad house rules. If you play by the actual rules it is a much more fun game that takes 2 hours at the most. It still isn’t great though.

[@mac1991seth]

@@nathanpredmore7577 To be honest I'm not a fan of Monopoly and I always found it baffling when my friends decided to play it and then spent the entire evening arguing about the rules, because "in my family we use different rules". As people in IT say: read the fudging manual.

[@colbert4win]

It's not about our imminent disappearances, it's about the friends we made along the way.

[@D3xterJettster]

*the friends that disappeared along the way

[@satejpatil875]

😂😂😂

[@user-yk9go5fr5w]

Please. PLEASE SELL THIS GAME! I NEED THIS GAME

[@StrykerEXE]

This sounds fun

[@caelphillips8895]

This is actually pretty funny as a piece of satire