Monster Factory: Creating The Sequel To Dogs in Spore

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Polygon

Polygon

7 жыл бұрын

Look at your current household pet. What a sweetheart! Now, pick them up and put them in the garbage can. Because here at Monster Factory, we dream big. Why would you ever own a dog or cat or a fish or a bird when you could own ... a JAA'M? Thanks to Spore, that dream can be a reality.
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@steffo0302
@steffo0302 5 жыл бұрын
"Dogs aren't in 3D but this one is" hey Griffin what reality do you live in
@the-starlit-blade
@the-starlit-blade 4 жыл бұрын
The moon?
@rosebrooklyn1335
@rosebrooklyn1335 4 жыл бұрын
4D
@thehammurabichode7994
@thehammurabichode7994 4 жыл бұрын
Comin' at ya, it's _Dawg..._
@maxhornby6592
@maxhornby6592 3 жыл бұрын
the-starlit-blade dogs aren’t allowed on the moon
@thehammurabichode7994
@thehammurabichode7994 3 жыл бұрын
@@maxhornby6592 In Griffin's voice: _Then how do you explain the classic "Space Buddies" you fucking disgrace?!_
@jordanfry5138
@jordanfry5138 4 жыл бұрын
Literally nothing can make me laugh harder than "that's a funny trick to play on god!" The raw power of that statement just blows me away.
@josephgarrick7878
@josephgarrick7878 3 жыл бұрын
Jokkkkkkkkkkkk(kkkkkklokkkkkkkkokm khghuhhhhh&
@falloown_
@falloown_ 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks Joseph Garrick
@grimbitche1764
@grimbitche1764 3 жыл бұрын
SAME, along with "HOW WOULD IT EVEN HAPPEN LIKE THIS???"
@risipieces
@risipieces 2 жыл бұрын
@@josephgarrick7878 controversial statement, but i like the energy
@MeltingMatches
@MeltingMatches 2 жыл бұрын
@@josephgarrick7878 I completely agree though
@oliviamanning2344
@oliviamanning2344 4 жыл бұрын
hello everyone, it is april 2020 and i just got an ad on this very video for a MasterClass with game designer will wright, youtube has grown too powerful and i am afraid
@1nsgnfgnt
@1nsgnfgnt 3 жыл бұрын
i think this is the funniest sentence i've read today, thank you
@williammanning5066
@williammanning5066 2 жыл бұрын
Masterclass from somebody who doesn't know about auto-save?
@That_One_Guy_In_A_Band
@That_One_Guy_In_A_Band 2 жыл бұрын
This is gonna sound stupid, but I genuinely thought Will Wright was a character these two made up. Whoops.
@ChimpPeensRevunge
@ChimpPeensRevunge Ай бұрын
@@williammanning5066 To be fair, Spore came out right on the cusp of auto-saves becoming normalized. Spore has committed several atrocities, but auto-save being AWOL feels more like a relic of the time it was made.
@fuccwit9098
@fuccwit9098 4 жыл бұрын
“This kinda looks like Sonic the Hedgehog” They had no idea how right they’d turn out to be
@penguinstarlette4028
@penguinstarlette4028 4 жыл бұрын
A cursed prophecy.
@BanilyaGorilya
@BanilyaGorilya 4 жыл бұрын
Mr Bubs!
@calicorocket6339
@calicorocket6339 3 жыл бұрын
Fucc Wit Who's Wit what did they do wrong
@analoren4745
@analoren4745 3 жыл бұрын
@@calicorocket6339 I think they meant the original pass at Sonic for the movie
@themittenfireshow3597
@themittenfireshow3597 3 жыл бұрын
You now have 1k likes... i gave you that final like
@90sPikachu
@90sPikachu 7 жыл бұрын
"That's a funny trick to play on god!" might be the best quote
@UnitHR13
@UnitHR13 5 жыл бұрын
8:53
@alchemicmercury
@alchemicmercury 5 жыл бұрын
I need a tatoo or a shirt of that. Its soooo good.
@taakotuesdays
@taakotuesdays 5 жыл бұрын
It just describes the entire fucking series
@benroholt8565
@benroholt8565 4 жыл бұрын
Griffin McElroy has challenged God and won
@FayeHunter
@FayeHunter 4 жыл бұрын
@@UnitHR13 Thank you very much sir.
@EariosRandomness
@EariosRandomness 7 жыл бұрын
Jaa'm v2.1 is just a vibrating, seething sphere of hatred.
@jodorambam
@jodorambam 7 жыл бұрын
a good pet
@purplelizard2348
@purplelizard2348 6 жыл бұрын
A vibrating, seething sphere of hatred and magazines
@user-qq4tj8gm8b
@user-qq4tj8gm8b 6 жыл бұрын
“ _banana_ “ i was biting my nails and i laughed so hard i bit my thumb.
@thomasl1061
@thomasl1061 6 жыл бұрын
Banana!
@Whitecroc
@Whitecroc 5 жыл бұрын
I read this comment before I got to that part in the video and nearly died of laughter as a result.
@IAMParaDROID
@IAMParaDROID 4 жыл бұрын
The growling, dissonant, "...bananaaa..." that Justin says still makes me laugh, yet also terrifies me.
@bobcat_baker
@bobcat_baker 3 жыл бұрын
It seems like something I would hear in my nightmares.
@failedartguy
@failedartguy 3 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to take that audio and put it over the Griffin Banana vore clip
@lizzieandmocha1131
@lizzieandmocha1131 3 жыл бұрын
@@failedartguy excuse me?
@failedartguy
@failedartguy 3 жыл бұрын
@@lizzieandmocha1131 it's this video of Griffin sitting with two other guys from polygon and he just bites into a banana, and it became a meme that he even references in his podcast. kzbin.info/www/bejne/gmK0h6NrasqbrNU
@spiral477
@spiral477 10 ай бұрын
12:13
@reschultzed
@reschultzed 6 жыл бұрын
Dogs 2: better, bette- bigger, badder, better, furi- fur- furier, furrier, better, b- they can sw- maybe they can smile, maybe they have, maybe they have spikes...
@johnthedork723
@johnthedork723 5 жыл бұрын
420 likes
@cadennolen-weathington9277
@cadennolen-weathington9277 4 жыл бұрын
666 likes
@CoRLex-jh5vx
@CoRLex-jh5vx 4 жыл бұрын
69(8) likes
@quietsamurai1998
@quietsamurai1998 4 жыл бұрын
999 likes
@robynthethird4776
@robynthethird4776 4 жыл бұрын
It sounds like an infomercial from Interdimensional Cable
@Baronofevil
@Baronofevil 7 жыл бұрын
I think that Jaa'ms should be able to vote.
@ArtByZac
@ArtByZac 5 жыл бұрын
No Jaa'ms on the moon. They just run off the damn thing
@aletheaplass6557
@aletheaplass6557 5 жыл бұрын
Baronofevil if we do not allow them to vote, we will all die
@elizabethrose6986
@elizabethrose6986 5 жыл бұрын
I think Jaa'ms should be able to run for president
@ethanriem9242
@ethanriem9242 5 жыл бұрын
whats up everybody I THINK JAA'MS SHOULD VOTE
@jasonfenton8250
@jasonfenton8250 5 жыл бұрын
That is not how we talk here at meeting of the minds.
@sockeye42069
@sockeye42069 7 жыл бұрын
"I do not know how you are ambulating" is always a promising thing to hear about a living creature.
@FreezingmoonDSBM
@FreezingmoonDSBM 3 жыл бұрын
Here to tell you you have 600 likes
@taylorb213
@taylorb213 2 жыл бұрын
Vibe counselor out here doing the Lord’s work
@3bugsinatrenchcoat
@3bugsinatrenchcoat Жыл бұрын
ik it's been 5 years but he said undulating
@fozgoth
@fozgoth Жыл бұрын
@@3bugsinatrenchcoat He didn't? He said ambulating lol
@3bugsinatrenchcoat
@3bugsinatrenchcoat Жыл бұрын
@@fozgoth you are absolutely right. in my defense, when i googled ambulating it didn't show up as a word, but apparently it is and i was wrong. my bad!!
@Lishadra
@Lishadra 6 жыл бұрын
I love how everyone's first choice in this game is "abomination"
@teddy-beargamer6385
@teddy-beargamer6385 4 жыл бұрын
To be fair, there’s a lot of ways to do it
@pormpfspimperton6804
@pormpfspimperton6804 4 жыл бұрын
There’s basically no ways not to
@matthewarnold4557
@matthewarnold4557 4 жыл бұрын
My first instinct is to make Pokemon or Zerg. I'm not sure what that says about me.
@pop-tartdepression393
@pop-tartdepression393 4 жыл бұрын
You say that like it’s a choice to make something horrifying, the abominations usually just happen on their own. You can’t stop them
@bengal4047
@bengal4047 3 жыл бұрын
Did you mean: 'Oblivion character creation menu'?
@kaelin3707
@kaelin3707 6 жыл бұрын
backpack for his applesauce backpack where he keeps his applesauce jaa'ms got the applesauce that you crave everybody catch this juicy jaa'm wave
@lordtachanka903
@lordtachanka903 4 жыл бұрын
kaelin x I scrolled for this comment, thankyou.
@ezekielmartin4323
@ezekielmartin4323 2 жыл бұрын
- Griffin McElroy, sweet baby 30 under 30 media luminary
@niteowl9491
@niteowl9491 2 жыл бұрын
i think of this every time i eat applesauce
@yusufevan9533
@yusufevan9533 2 жыл бұрын
instablaster.
@ShellyTheSeal
@ShellyTheSeal 12 күн бұрын
every time my partner says apple sauce I'm activated like a sleeper agent and recite this
@jimbo-jpg
@jimbo-jpg 6 жыл бұрын
I love when Griffin just silently adds another -deformity- feature to Jaa'm and Justin just starts laughing
@FreezingmoonDSBM
@FreezingmoonDSBM 3 жыл бұрын
Here to tell you you have 500 likes
@johnsmith2875
@johnsmith2875 7 жыл бұрын
Every generation of Jaa'm falls further from god's light.
@temporaltoast9692
@temporaltoast9692 5 жыл бұрын
Everything the McElroy family creates, god actively fears.
@perro692
@perro692 5 жыл бұрын
That's a funny trick
@taakotuesdays
@taakotuesdays 5 жыл бұрын
Temporal Toast top 10 people god was too afraid to challenge: 1: the McElroy bros
@CoRLex-jh5vx
@CoRLex-jh5vx 4 жыл бұрын
@@taakotuesdays 2. Clint McElroy, cuz who knows what else that man can create
@glumbortango7182
@glumbortango7182 4 жыл бұрын
@@taakotuesdays 3: Pam (you know the one)
@Zaldeen519
@Zaldeen519 3 ай бұрын
Rewatching this series in 2024 made me want to redownload and play Spore, so I downloaded a bunch of mods and played from the cell stage to the creature stage, made an apex predator I named "Growlie" and had a great time. Then the game crashed without warning and I stopped playing. Truly the quintessential spore experience.
@inkubus6192
@inkubus6192 4 жыл бұрын
How did Jaa’m, through all its peaks, valleys, and horrific design flaws, end up starting AND ending with ass-eyes?
@bree3318
@bree3318 2 жыл бұрын
History repeats itself
@Lishadra
@Lishadra 2 жыл бұрын
Time is a flat circle
@fwoqma
@fwoqma Жыл бұрын
recessive gene
@conorcoll4360
@conorcoll4360 Жыл бұрын
Atavism
@anabominationagainstman3597
@anabominationagainstman3597 7 ай бұрын
Funny trick on god
@depotagents
@depotagents 7 жыл бұрын
Take it to the bank boys, this one's just like dog.
@depotagents
@depotagents 7 жыл бұрын
oh fuck i called it
@bravetherainbow
@bravetherainbow 7 жыл бұрын
yes you called it, just like a broken clock
@leorolando1924
@leorolando1924 7 жыл бұрын
Toe to tip.
@TurboNemesis
@TurboNemesis 4 жыл бұрын
"Boat Made of Hate" sounds like an SCP article
@alternateview8971
@alternateview8971 3 жыл бұрын
Pair it with the ball of tangled fishing line and sharp objects and it’s a complete hellish fishing trip
@RailfoxStudios
@RailfoxStudios 3 жыл бұрын
It also looks like an SCP. I guess Jaa’m is an SCP now. It’s just the one we couldn’t contain. And we’ve lived in fear ever since...
@Silverwind87
@Silverwind87 3 жыл бұрын
@@RailfoxStudios Special Containment Procedures: If you see one in your house, set it on fire with you inside.
@crowthebro
@crowthebro 2 жыл бұрын
the whole monster factory lineup is just a bunch of -j articles
@teddy-beargamer6385
@teddy-beargamer6385 11 ай бұрын
@@crowthebro okay but with a little tweaking Pam would work as a proper SCP XD
@AriaBlue144
@AriaBlue144 4 жыл бұрын
“I don’t like actually seeing it in 3D because he kinda looks like a boat...made of...hate
@FreezingmoonDSBM
@FreezingmoonDSBM 3 жыл бұрын
Here to tell you you have 300 likes
@1nsgnfgnt
@1nsgnfgnt 3 жыл бұрын
here to also tell you that you've got 300 likes
@benwitte5580
@benwitte5580 5 жыл бұрын
I want someone to draw one of those hyper-realistic drawings of Jaa’m
@aerystargaryenii8294
@aerystargaryenii8294 4 жыл бұрын
Hold my beer Ben Witte
@izzy1894
@izzy1894 4 жыл бұрын
@@aerystargaryenii8294 Did you do it?
@bradfairbairn2870
@bradfairbairn2870 4 жыл бұрын
@@izzy1894 no I don't think he did
@AFarmerCalledChicken
@AFarmerCalledChicken 4 жыл бұрын
Izzy it probably came to life and killed him
@ShadowSix77777
@ShadowSix77777 3 жыл бұрын
@@AFarmerCalledChicken The sight of such an image is so incomprehensible that the human mind can't handle it
@waffleless
@waffleless 7 жыл бұрын
Tips from a former Pro Spore-player, or "Sporester" if you will: "Tab" gives you more of those SLIDERS for each part. "Ctrl" lets you to separate, a nice word for rip apart, the joints on a limb. "Alt" copies a part. And best of all: "A" (the letter A on the keyboard) makes parts ASYMMETRIC! Once you go asymmetric, you never go back-metric.
@QuestionableObject
@QuestionableObject 5 жыл бұрын
Oh no. This is too much power
@britneyspheres7yearsago11
@britneyspheres7yearsago11 5 жыл бұрын
First paragraph: “Downvote this pompous fuckface” Second paragraph: “Literally a GOD”
@TigirlakaLaserwolf6
@TigirlakaLaserwolf6 5 жыл бұрын
You didn't tell them how to get infinite money or turn off complexity
@bunnunyy4665
@bunnunyy4665 4 жыл бұрын
Brother it is i
@YaBoiChipsAhoy
@YaBoiChipsAhoy 4 жыл бұрын
What button makes it a fun game to play?
@Autumnishn
@Autumnishn 7 жыл бұрын
i want ya'll to know this video made "ja'am" a regular part of my vocabulary. today i said "that's my ja'am" with a straight face. ya'll ruined me
@jodorambam
@jodorambam 7 жыл бұрын
Fixed*
@jimbo-jpg
@jimbo-jpg 6 жыл бұрын
the word "jaa'm" USED to be a regular part of my vocabulary and now I can't say it without laughing
@rynemcgriffin1752
@rynemcgriffin1752 4 жыл бұрын
K. Tice It’s now been 2 years, he has invoked the name of the Ja’am and now K.Tice is applesauce
@mirmalchik
@mirmalchik 4 жыл бұрын
*ya'all
@yellobanana6456
@yellobanana6456 2 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure if I should be sad or proud
@mcdeep7939
@mcdeep7939 2 жыл бұрын
Aug, 9, 2016 Griffin: Please... WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF GAMES WITH ROBUST CHARACTER DESIGNERS! Sep 30, 2020 Griffin: I've made a wooden man.
@sinombrerodriguez3442
@sinombrerodriguez3442 4 жыл бұрын
backpack for his ✨ applesauce ✨ backpack where he keeps his ✨ applesauce ✨ JAA'MS GOT THE ✨ APPLESAUCE ✨ THAT YOU CRAVE
@shinydino
@shinydino 3 жыл бұрын
Everybody catch this juicy Jaa’m wave!
@CarryLarry
@CarryLarry 7 жыл бұрын
26:54 I like how it shrieks when it is granted sight
@komahinasinner2967
@komahinasinner2967 5 жыл бұрын
"OH DEAR GOD WHAT *AM* I?!?"
@rynemcgriffin1752
@rynemcgriffin1752 3 жыл бұрын
“What have I become?”
@juanjuri6127
@juanjuri6127 7 жыл бұрын
I love the sincerity with which they say "Ha! ha! That's a funny trick to play on God!"
@FreezingmoonDSBM
@FreezingmoonDSBM 3 жыл бұрын
Here to tell you you have 300 likes
@gothclown9013
@gothclown9013 3 жыл бұрын
the entire ja'am series is just filled with great quotes "hey give me your eyes, fat slug! i'm the sequel to dogs and i need your eyes, fat slug!"
@ThatGenericPyro
@ThatGenericPyro Жыл бұрын
"I'm a digital dog with *5* electric asses!"
@Echos.Art.Corner
@Echos.Art.Corner Жыл бұрын
"Once you open the Jaa'm box it is imperative you run as far as you can from the house"
@leorolando1924
@leorolando1924 7 жыл бұрын
I like how they're so good at Bart that they always accidentally create a guy who looks exactly like Bart Simpson from The Simpsons.
@elisec1640
@elisec1640 4 жыл бұрын
bart simpson from the simpsons
@kat4421
@kat4421 4 жыл бұрын
Toe to tip that’s a bart
@josephharold808
@josephharold808 4 жыл бұрын
The middleingest simp
@bunny-ys9up
@bunny-ys9up 4 жыл бұрын
so good at Bart
@mirmalchik
@mirmalchik 4 жыл бұрын
all the way across the bart from the toe of the bart to the tip of the bart, that bart was a bart among barts
@crudlucasconsigliere4084
@crudlucasconsigliere4084 5 жыл бұрын
"Does the food go into a random mouth each time? No, it seems to favor your left hip." That's where I lost it.
@tylerguyler
@tylerguyler 6 жыл бұрын
every time the sims crashes and i lose hours of progress i just start quoting 24:38 to myself
@Silverwind87
@Silverwind87 4 жыл бұрын
GET IN YOUR BOX WILL
@bishopnickle2207
@bishopnickle2207 4 жыл бұрын
I literally wrote this comment just as he said that
@charmedparticle
@charmedparticle 3 жыл бұрын
Okay okay, will wright just had a masterclass ad run before this video and I’m having an existential unstoppable laughter crisis
@no_more_eros
@no_more_eros 7 жыл бұрын
i almost peed myself at 12:15, that deep and menacing "banana" gets me every fucking time
@Liliputian07
@Liliputian07 7 жыл бұрын
"I am a digital dog with five electric asses" - Jaa'm, 2016
@lepus9588
@lepus9588 Жыл бұрын
the terrifyingly casual delivery of “that’s a funny trick to play on god” has stayed with me for Years
@peebo7008
@peebo7008 3 жыл бұрын
For a good chunk of time I just accepted the idea that Will Wright was British only to recently be confused and shocked seeing him talk live on stage. I’ve been living a lie for so long.
@kittygirl8699
@kittygirl8699 Жыл бұрын
WDYM HE ISNT BRITISH ?
@SkiddlyBink
@SkiddlyBink Жыл бұрын
@@kittygirl8699 yeah he was born in atlanta, georgia...
@lennoxdraws
@lennoxdraws 7 жыл бұрын
magnus burnsides would still lov this dog
@emmagrace1812
@emmagrace1812 6 жыл бұрын
lennox Jaa'm would never run off the moon. He's too intelligent
@rockingraven6645
@rockingraven6645 6 жыл бұрын
Magnus burnsides loves every dog
@EvilOttoJrProductions
@EvilOttoJrProductions 5 жыл бұрын
unless its owner is Klarg, in which case Magnus would throw it into the fire
@bunny-ys9up
@bunny-ys9up 4 жыл бұрын
I dare Magnus to love this dog
@eminempreg
@eminempreg 7 жыл бұрын
monster factory but they're just fucking around on like doll divine games
@feli3235
@feli3235 6 жыл бұрын
CorrosiveBlue THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN
@crowthebro
@crowthebro 2 жыл бұрын
mcelroy bros pls make this happen
@pmkitty01
@pmkitty01 6 жыл бұрын
these are the same people that made us cry over dnd
@FreezingmoonDSBM
@FreezingmoonDSBM 3 жыл бұрын
Here to tell you you have 200 likes
@pecanarchy
@pecanarchy 4 жыл бұрын
The sudden and unavoidable crash is such an authentic Spore moment, it sent me on a nostalgia trip like you wouldn’t believe
@bravetherainbow
@bravetherainbow 7 жыл бұрын
"I'm Griffin McElroy.""And I'm Justin McElroy. This has been My Brother And Me... kiss your dog square on the lips."
@beanfootage
@beanfootage 7 жыл бұрын
"SOMEONE COME FUCK THIIIIIS" had me fucking wheezing jfc
@jayvalenz9447
@jayvalenz9447 4 жыл бұрын
22:20 is highly underrated,,, the slow backward bend KILLS me every time
@ahobbit1273
@ahobbit1273 3 ай бұрын
It's like reverse evolution.
@tjzambonischwartz
@tjzambonischwartz 4 жыл бұрын
"The Cloaca Option" is the name of my next band.
@That_One_Guy_In_A_Band
@That_One_Guy_In_A_Band 2 жыл бұрын
I will 100% join that band.
@Mr_Sunshine094
@Mr_Sunshine094 7 жыл бұрын
"Hug me hooman. I'm ready for affection, hooman." -Jaa'm
@aletheaplass6557
@aletheaplass6557 5 жыл бұрын
Alex Foma NO I WILL NOT HUG JAA'M I DO NOT WISH FOR MY FAMILY TO DIE
@WritingOnGames
@WritingOnGames 7 жыл бұрын
"Dogs are over, guv." - Will Wright
@FreezingmoonDSBM
@FreezingmoonDSBM 3 жыл бұрын
Here to tell you you have 800 likes
@Cameron-cy4fy
@Cameron-cy4fy 2 жыл бұрын
@@FreezingmoonDSBM here to tell you you have one like
@leiram8833
@leiram8833 2 жыл бұрын
*luv
@Shaded_Strawberries
@Shaded_Strawberries 4 жыл бұрын
No one: Jaa’m 2.1 : *vibrating vigorously*
@reaganshumate726
@reaganshumate726 5 жыл бұрын
Alright, who let Barry and Taako play with the Light of Creation
@emmagrace1812
@emmagrace1812 4 жыл бұрын
This comment is way funnier than it has any right to be
@ainselcrowvenski487
@ainselcrowvenski487 3 жыл бұрын
Taako: the problem with dogs is that they don’t look BITCHIN’ enough. Barry: Aw, I wanna put some flames on this ass-eyed dog!
@trixie7759
@trixie7759 3 жыл бұрын
The true reason Magnus wants a dog, he had to live with a Jaa'm for 100 years and he needs a Dog Classic™
@stellargay
@stellargay Жыл бұрын
plot twist: not even john hunger wants good america
@spookychu2810
@spookychu2810 7 жыл бұрын
anyone wanna see my new jaa'msona
@ohjeezitslee4043
@ohjeezitslee4043 6 жыл бұрын
yes.
@alchemicmercury
@alchemicmercury 5 жыл бұрын
Very yes.
@helenbarrett9167
@helenbarrett9167 4 жыл бұрын
Yes²
@ducktales7315
@ducktales7315 4 жыл бұрын
Where is it
@snazzy9175
@snazzy9175 4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely
@kariannstickle2708
@kariannstickle2708 5 жыл бұрын
I had to come back to rewatch this for the 47th time because Justin's "Bananaaaa" was running through my head and I needed my soul cleansed
@JimJamTheAdmin
@JimJamTheAdmin 3 жыл бұрын
I keep coming back to hear Will Wright talk about how he wishes his little creations would eat him.
@lilyhope432
@lilyhope432 6 жыл бұрын
"That's a funny trick to play on God."
@Flowtail
@Flowtail 5 жыл бұрын
Lily Hope 8:52
@trixie7759
@trixie7759 3 жыл бұрын
The most powerful thing I've ever heard
@gemworm
@gemworm 4 жыл бұрын
The last iteration of Jaa’m looks like a Furby if they were ACTUALLY demons...
@hylianexpected1171
@hylianexpected1171 4 жыл бұрын
You say that as if they're NOT demons??
@yellobanana6456
@yellobanana6456 2 жыл бұрын
Why do you think tattletail exists?
@gothclown9013
@gothclown9013 7 жыл бұрын
honestly, just the ball with the homer simpson-esque mouth is my favourite jaa'm
@joyphil4399
@joyphil4399 3 жыл бұрын
I come back to this video solely for hateful chickpea jaa'm
@yellobanana6456
@yellobanana6456 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like that's an insult to Homer Simpson
@soupcorvus7451
@soupcorvus7451 2 жыл бұрын
@@yellobanana6456 it’s a compliment
@Sage_the_Turtoise
@Sage_the_Turtoise 2 жыл бұрын
just like homer
@taylorb213
@taylorb213 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite is propeller legs
@07flaugh
@07flaugh 7 жыл бұрын
"Why does that keep happening to that" should be Monster Factory's catchphrase.
@yellobanana6456
@yellobanana6456 2 жыл бұрын
That just kind of summarizes the whole thing
@alexconley1196
@alexconley1196 2 жыл бұрын
The slow devolution of Slam Jaa'm into a horror song is really the icing on the cake.
@Masterpdudley
@Masterpdudley 6 жыл бұрын
“Absolute power corrupts absolutely”
@gomjabbar5785
@gomjabbar5785 4 жыл бұрын
"don'it?"
@SeanieBlahBlah
@SeanieBlahBlah 7 жыл бұрын
Oh Griffin, you've done a bad thing pal.
@orbit3287
@orbit3287 7 жыл бұрын
*good
@jodorambam
@jodorambam 7 жыл бұрын
No you've got this all wrong Orbit this is not just a good thing it's a good boy
@JeremyBell97
@JeremyBell97 7 жыл бұрын
The moon is the only place I can be safe from these dogs
@jodorambam
@jodorambam 7 жыл бұрын
Not even the moon is safe from the tribal jaa'm with fully evolved wings
@ZebraOnYourNose
@ZebraOnYourNose 6 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Jaa'm doesn't need to breathe. *May God have mercy on our souls.*
@leafyyawn7211
@leafyyawn7211 6 жыл бұрын
Jeremy Lusk No Jaa'm on the moon
@emmagrace1812
@emmagrace1812 6 жыл бұрын
Dogs aren't allowed on the moon. But Jaa'm are
@aletheaplass6557
@aletheaplass6557 5 жыл бұрын
Jeremy Bell they will follow you
@TheHarrisontemple
@TheHarrisontemple 6 жыл бұрын
_Thats a funny joke to play on god_
@FreezingmoonDSBM
@FreezingmoonDSBM 3 жыл бұрын
Here to tell you you have 700 likes
@TheHarrisontemple
@TheHarrisontemple 2 жыл бұрын
@@FreezingmoonDSBM 787 now apparently
@wendigovanderblitz4823
@wendigovanderblitz4823 5 жыл бұрын
*Come on and* *Slam* *In my nightmares lives* *Jaa'm*
@Crazy56U
@Crazy56U 6 жыл бұрын
8:55 Why did no one timestamp this?
@wetbedsealand6779
@wetbedsealand6779 3 жыл бұрын
“Dogs aren’t in 3D” makes me actually tear up every time W h a t
@marxtrash
@marxtrash 10 ай бұрын
I think my favorite part aside from everything is that they did not think to save ONCE during all this
@taylorb213
@taylorb213 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that they can look at the gmail icon and say “there’s a good boy” with what I assume was a straight face deeply concerns me
@TylerZed
@TylerZed 7 жыл бұрын
Dragon Age: Inquisition has a pretty deep character creator...
@teknowhale
@teknowhale 7 жыл бұрын
Congrats Heres a badge for a bad joke
@TylerZed
@TylerZed 7 жыл бұрын
Techno Whale There was a joke?
@Nissun0
@Nissun0 7 жыл бұрын
I was just about to say the same. 1 and 2 have the most MF potential though.
@alexanderking5676
@alexanderking5676 7 жыл бұрын
Well they could hack it like they did for ME2, which is without a doubt the most haunting video ever.
@LivelyPaint
@LivelyPaint 7 жыл бұрын
I've made some real monsters in DAI, especially with the very detailed makeup controls.
@CharacterDesignForge
@CharacterDesignForge 7 жыл бұрын
Having listened to Will Wright's speech, this is a spot on impression
@teknowhale
@teknowhale 7 жыл бұрын
You mean Phoemix Wroght
@PsylomeAlpha
@PsylomeAlpha 6 жыл бұрын
TeknoWhale that's from the ace Ventura series, right?
@ianderthal7884
@ianderthal7884 6 жыл бұрын
Brookes Eggleston - Character Design Forge i
@devinschwarz
@devinschwarz 6 жыл бұрын
Toe to tip, you've got a Will
@TelepathicVoyeur
@TelepathicVoyeur 5 жыл бұрын
Tip to toe, that's a Will!
@zoots5096
@zoots5096 Жыл бұрын
This shouldn’t be, but this is 10000% my comfort KZbin video. Best way for me to laugh, unwind and sleep is this gift right here.
@Flowtail
@Flowtail 6 жыл бұрын
My mom thinks I'm doing homework, so I have to keep plugging my nose so that my laughter doesn't alert her to my procrastination
@cookiessprite
@cookiessprite 7 жыл бұрын
This is the first McElroy video I ever watched. Oh boy.
@brookebleazard73
@brookebleazard73 7 жыл бұрын
please make a new monster factory soon my children are starving
@LowryYT
@LowryYT 6 жыл бұрын
J'aam and his french cousin J'aime
@FreezingmoonDSBM
@FreezingmoonDSBM 3 жыл бұрын
Here to tell you you have 200 likes
@RemVici
@RemVici 3 жыл бұрын
22:20 “I think what we really need to do is really-“ *the groan of a man that has lost all faith*
@Mahkia
@Mahkia 7 жыл бұрын
"Oh I'm gonna put some flames on this ass-eyed dog." - Griffin McElroy, 2016
@Pandatege
@Pandatege 7 жыл бұрын
jaa'm 2.2 spider crab lookin ass fuckin gonna be fresh sushi on my plate lookin ASS
@Pandatege
@Pandatege 7 жыл бұрын
3.0 LOOKS LIKE A TELETUBBIE
@Pandatege
@Pandatege 7 жыл бұрын
im afraid if i say anything about 3.2 it's CURSED
@Pandatege
@Pandatege 7 жыл бұрын
this whole vid is like going through god's old deviantart page it's magical
@sadboy-hk9ik
@sadboy-hk9ik 7 жыл бұрын
this video is God's weird fetish art he hopes no one will ever stumble across
@theotherauthor740
@theotherauthor740 7 жыл бұрын
this comment made me cry laughing. thank you.
@pluto2999
@pluto2999 3 жыл бұрын
the dog that pets you back
@maxmoseley6330
@maxmoseley6330 4 жыл бұрын
“Hey Will, I just noticed a quick bug report for your 2008 game. It just ate an hour and a half of my fucking life.”
@MadBunny1010
@MadBunny1010 7 жыл бұрын
"DO WE MAKE A THIRD SECRET FACE?"
@WritingOnGames
@WritingOnGames 7 жыл бұрын
Can't wait to go to my local Planet Fuckburg cineplex to see 'Dogs 2 - Better Better Bigger Badder Better Fur Fur Furier Furrier Better They Can Maybe They Can Smile Maybe They Have Maybe They Have Spikes'
@yellobanana6456
@yellobanana6456 2 жыл бұрын
You must have a pretty interesting life
@Kokonutzlz
@Kokonutzlz 5 жыл бұрын
12:09 holy _shit_ the idea of a minion being replaced with this terrifying creature that is only a mouth but still says shit like "banana", all the characters acr like it's normal... That's hilarious and scary to me
@AFarmerCalledChicken
@AFarmerCalledChicken 4 жыл бұрын
I feel I should inform people that I now own a chicken named Jaa'm. She's a horrible trash child and I love her. Edit: Jaa'm died via heart attack. Rest peacefully my beautiful child.
@sweetssandbox3526
@sweetssandbox3526 2 жыл бұрын
Sorry for your loss
@possible_ghost
@possible_ghost 2 жыл бұрын
I love that everyone's first instinct in this game seems to be "make the limbs stupid long"
@swankyfem
@swankyfem 5 жыл бұрын
i have seen this video so many times i have nightmares that included griffin’s british accent
@jberrethful
@jberrethful 4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: the jaa'm doesn't bite, it never has, it only jaa'mps.
@bittersweetart5041
@bittersweetart5041 6 жыл бұрын
The hints of Taako in Justin's voice is amazing.
@alyssaz4278
@alyssaz4278 3 жыл бұрын
I had a feeling the only way to cure my 2020 induced depression was to rewatch this. And the McElroy brothers do not disappoint
@monchhichifiend
@monchhichifiend 2 жыл бұрын
happy 5th birthday to jaa’m
@charlottew5227
@charlottew5227 2 жыл бұрын
5 years later and I still watch these videos whenever I'm sad
@i-am-the-niece-of-satan5886
@i-am-the-niece-of-satan5886 4 жыл бұрын
The will wright impression? Hilarious. Getting an ad for masterclass with none other than the one, the only, REAL, HUMAN Will Wright before the video, and getting immediate whiplash from hearing what he really sounds like followed by Griffin’s impression? Truly a one of a kind experience.
@Lance-we2ud
@Lance-we2ud 2 жыл бұрын
Is it accurate?
@Spitewick
@Spitewick 5 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite Monster Factory quotes is now "I'm a digital dog with fiiiiive electric asses."
@BookWyrmOnAString
@BookWyrmOnAString 4 жыл бұрын
I can't believe this is what "That's a funny trick to play on god!" is from.
@Blackbirdness
@Blackbirdness 5 жыл бұрын
Nothing like watching Justin and Griffin’s slow descent into frustration and resentment for Spore to cheer up your mood
@willd.4808
@willd.4808 Жыл бұрын
As SOON as he adjusts the lips at 26:23 it's like, oh, there it is, there's the Ja'am I know and love!
@lubu5939
@lubu5939 7 жыл бұрын
mmm b a n a n a
@SpookyDeerArt
@SpookyDeerArt 4 жыл бұрын
i hate that i quote specifically this all the time and not anything else from this episode
@fjr4205
@fjr4205 3 жыл бұрын
12:15 for anyone looking
@MetalMetallica8642
@MetalMetallica8642 7 жыл бұрын
Aww beans, whoever let these dogs out done goofed!
@TurboNemesis
@TurboNemesis 3 жыл бұрын
I find it very sus that Griffin loves that ja'am has arms to open doors and feed itself, but was prepared to banish Hand Dog to oblivion for the same sins What's your agenda, mr. Mcelroy?
@AmphibiousGentleman
@AmphibiousGentleman 6 ай бұрын
Jaa'm is somehow both Hand Dog *and* Face Cat.
@eco.3977
@eco.3977 2 жыл бұрын
the sound Griffin makes at 22:21 lives rent free in my head
@Samu_Rise
@Samu_Rise 7 жыл бұрын
This series is truly amazing 1k likes 0 dislikes gg
@bravetherainbow
@bravetherainbow 7 жыл бұрын
these boys make some good shit
@LWillRuleTheWorld
@LWillRuleTheWorld 7 жыл бұрын
but griffin, there's no dogs on the moon
@emmagrace1812
@emmagrace1812 6 жыл бұрын
Avery M. McFarland no dogs. But plenty of Jaa'm
@Zoe-xj5by
@Zoe-xj5by 6 жыл бұрын
Are these guys the same guys from the 'whole lemon' thing?
@othergeorgea
@othergeorgea 5 жыл бұрын
Zoe yup
@idontcare6736
@idontcare6736 2 жыл бұрын
I’m rewatching this for the first time in a while, and I just realized that Justin says “give it more of a Dune vibe” at 5:55 I don’t know what I thought he was saying before now
@duncanfery9377
@duncanfery9377 3 жыл бұрын
"That's a funny trick to play to God" is oe of the best thing ever said
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