MONSTER GIRL? RAP | "I'M NOT A FURRY BUT" | Ham Sandwich x GameboyJones (prod. Foreigner2x)

[@HamSandwich]

OUT ON ALL PLATFORMS: songwhip.com/ham-sandwich/im-not-a-furry-but None of us here are furries, that's for sure. But! Who are you making an exception for? ALSO BEFORE Y'ALL START ASKIN "who drew dis??" READ THE DESCRIPTION, ALL THE ARTISTS & WHAT THEY DID ARE LISTED

[@keshang_laow8325]

I've never seen the goofy movies, I've been saying them for when I become a parent to watch with my kids

[@darkzephyr9650]

the GOAT even with the sauces but I ain't a furry

[@bringiton4drago371]

So what was digimons answer to Gardevoir?

[@terryjohnson8974]

@@bringiton4drago371 Renamon foxfire furry type

[@terryjohnson8974]

Take renamon Unagi from MHA maybe.almost forgot Shield Heros own Raphtalia. Foxfgirl and she a baddie with a blade.

[@NerdOut]

I'm not a furry... but... hear me out....

[@xzenix9293]

Nooooo lol 😂

[@bringiton4drago371]

I'm listening

[@PenguinLorddd]

No I will not

[@ataldr4802]

Relatable

[@imgonnapassoutt]

No,to ohio you go

[@GameboyJones]

I pray to the KZbin gods that this stays monetized 🙏🏾💯😂

[@robertrucker9210]

Our father to whom we prey we ask you to grace us with the blessings of the KZbin algorithm so these fine gentlemen of upstanding culture may earn the rewards that there work of art may provide. Amen

[@noice_x3897]

Update: shit got demonized. They're gonna repost it with a "cleaner" title in a day or so.

[@Elti979]

Fr and I didn't expect you to he here loll

[@nevoth815]

That little convo at the end killed me.

[@thelegionis]

@@noice_x3897 update to the update, remonitized

[@malcolmthorne9779]

Never understood the whole fursuit and fursona stuff. The art though? Hot damn. I'm not a furry but a hot woman is a hot woman, regardless of if she has a tail or fur or anything like that. Anthros, aliens, fantasy races... I don't really care that they're not human. I'll rock up on that female like I'm Captain Kirk.

[@dragonstorm4282]

Hell yeah bro, a lady is a lady. Gotta love em.

[@DrBright5558]

Agreed

[@wolfiedabrony1802]

Some people say freak others say kinky the correct term is open minded

[@nvirevolution2235]

This man gets it xD

[@threefs2082]

Y'all are gentleman, treating ladies like equals

[@theetrax]

He named off all the big dogs without mentioning a single FNAF character. Astounding.

[@litepaw7]

Nobody sane wants to bang a Robot with a rotting corpse of a five-year-old inside though.

[@ashtonwise]

An impressive feat, no doubt.

[@glockroach5731]

because those are robots 💀

[@theetrax]

@@glockroach5731 You'd be surprised how many people don't care.💀💀

[@rojaerobinson8324]

FNAF?

[@Xaedynn]

Ham continuing to prove he’s the most cultured man in Nerdcore.

[@wolfenbleed274]

its a bad song tho why would you.

[@carlgaming4488]

​@Wolfen Bleed hmm I don't know

[@boltenmoss]

@@wolfenbleed274 skill issue on your part ngl

[@StonerWeeb]

​@@wolfenbleed274hear me out tho

[@derpyVfoxoX6]

​@@boltenmosslol ong tho

[@ezio736]

Just when we thought he was the peak of a man with culture he keeps showing that you can always dream higher and I can respect that 👌🏽 That ending thoooo 😂

[@Another_Medium]

That vaporeon line got me messed up dawg true men of culture as expected

[@vultusalbus4216]

Nah only Feral-o-philes be doing feral vaporeon. I prefer the Eevee and Jolteon waifus. Especially Jolteon 'cause she be electrifyin' if you know what I mean

[@soultyger]

This is easily the most cultured rap out right now and we still in January 😄 Props to Ham and GBJ for keeping it real 👏🏿👏🏿

[@goldwolf128]

Interesting Fact: Markaplier's brother draws and writes the furry comic Two Kinds (PG-13), so it makes sense that he would jokingly do a smash or pass video all these years later.

[@vultusalbus4216]

Yea but da truth be we don' know if Markiplier be a secret furry. We know his brother ain't one 'cause he denied it, these be facts man. As for da two kinds comic, I be like "Da story be borin', I CAME for them characters like dat fluffy brown Natani"

[@liamrichardson6830]

Wait...that Fischbach IS related to Mark? I thought it was just coincidence that they shared a name.

[@TimeTurnerProductions]

This track has me cracking up, it’s so good!🔥🔥 Real talk, the creators knew what they were doing when they made these characters🤣🤣🤣

[@pomodoko]

With all of these raps about monster girls I really wanna see you and a female rapper do a whole song about hot monster guys. Gotta cater to a whole range of taste ya know?

[@edwardsmith2266]

IM PANSEXUAL I NEED THIISSSSS

[@jordanmcbride9893]

Yeah boi we need some more representation, lets get some furr- err hot monster guys, yes that is what I was going to say.

[@karenbranch7893]

That would be interesting

[@Ceracio]

I'm a straight(-ish) dude and even I want this.

[@silversabercraft]

Aight, ima write it and do the beat, then get my team to sing it... Any specific character requests?

[@_s-p-e-c-t-r-a_music_]

I don't know why I got recommended this but holy shit it's the cleanest flow I've heard in so long, this is going in my music playlist immediately cause it's dope af and idgaf what the song is talking about

[@brodyalbert9214]

Same lol

[@BlueX406]

The exact thing that happened to me

[@KingOfTheSaltMines]

This man's culture knows absolutely no bounds! Wonder what the next installment in this legendary saga will be.

[@nbosamaz1290]

My guy had to put in 'I'm not a furry!' quote, so many times in that verse just to avoid that looming *SUS* tag!😂😂👍🏾

[@vultusalbus4216]

Yea there be people repeating they ain't no furry 'cause they be scared of turnin' into one. And they be scared of it 'cause they know deep inside it gon' happen some way or another

[@datademongaming1460]

I feel like this started as a conversation in a game chat or something then Ham Sandwich said "FUCK IT, WE BALL!! GET ME A BEAT MAN-"

[@ahmadchehade1645]

This man speaks nothin but the truth with the sickest of flows, like you're gliding round a skate park. Then you add them visuals to that beat and it truly is a work of art.

[@TurnA1VVC]

I heard this first on Spotify and when I heard it out of nowhere I couldn’t hold in that laughter.

[@huynluna3244]

"I just like hot chicks....who just so happen to have fur on them" NGA PLEASE😭🙏

[@Z.L.R]

Really bringing out all the waifu’s that made practically everyone in the anime community question themselves…me included.

[@loganshaw4527]

You got to watch out for them anamorphic girls. What is next furry alien girls showing up on earth. Yup you would date a gorgeous 9 tail fox women. But really Lola was a good reason to be jealous of buggs bunny.

[@dennisbeaman958]

And Felicia isn't a animal she is a demon cat girl pop idol nun I wish I was making that up aswell as the company said she had the biggest breasts and gave measurements to all characters even said only part of her body that wasn't censored by fur was her a.

[@vultusalbus4216]

@@loganshaw4527 Whatya mean by "9 tail fox woman". Ninetales ?

[@loganshaw4527]

@@vultusalbus4216 well there are alot of nine tails. Pokemon,yukai, Naruto

[@vultusalbus4216]

@@loganshaw4527 Naruto ain't a Furry to me. He's a Kemonomimi

[@JohnDoe_Gaming]

Dude was that Carmelita Fox? You're a LEGEND for the Sly Cooper reference.

[@Pheonix0324]

A man of culture as always, smooth with the rapping as always. Another hit added to the collection

[@DragonEdsLair]

"tryna slide on Loona, I don't care if she kills me" sameeeee dawwwggggg xD

[@nightcoreshu-senpaiuwu2071]

Another Banger From Ham Sandwich 💯 Plus GameboyJones 💯 Last Lines Had Me Laughing My Ass Off 😂

[@justincarbaugh596]

Disappointed underrated is not in their vocab

[@jadenlee1378]

🤣🤣🤣 This is simultaneously one of the funniest songs I've heard while still being fire🔥

[@CaptainWiggy]

Ham is simply a man of culture This is an undisputed fact 😌

[@nuzlock2024]

Bruh the music stopped as he said: that means we are multiplying. You got me dead on my floor laughing

[@camdenhauck2400]

This song added 4 years to my life from the joy and humor

[@unfilteredandnevacensored3664]

hey actual furry here. as a person in the furry community i say this shits a banger 10/10 will bop again. and yes you don't have to be a furry to like all the ladies in this video. and you don't have to be a furry to enjoy this video and song. peace out. much love.

[@DragonEdsLair]

[@vultusalbus4216]

Awooo Y1FF Y1FF then. I don't know if you think there should be a version of da song for da girls and gays/byes. 'Cause I'd be choosin' Sonic, Tony The Tiger and Jike the Wolf in it. But da straight version be strikin' a cord in mo' peeps dun. So yeah there be straigh' furries, or at least straigh' people who be like "Damn them anthro B1CH1Z are hotter than the Sun bro"

[@AverageDev_Tutorials]

@@vultusalbus4216wth

[@VolfKami]

I can't believe that the only references I didn't know were Carmelita and Krystal Fox, I should probably be disappointed in myself but it's too hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@vylbird8014]

There's an old meme: "Everyone's furry for Krystal." The idea is that Krystal is so hot that even people who would never admit to finding anthropomorphic characters attractive will have to make an exception. (Also, icon-snap!)

[@vultusalbus4216]

@@vylbird8014 Yeah totally mate. There is a meme about the "Furry Paradox" that goes : "If you want to do her, you are a Furry, but if you don't, you are gay". Which is best ? I don't know. And Krystal is rather sexy for someone with a British accent

[@Lumbrax]

I know it's a year later but if you know them all can you tell me from where the bunny that appears on 0:53 is?

[@Lumbrax]

nvm it's Star Wars: Visions

[@badpokemonplayer3380]

2:41 " What a real non-furry explain" "imma pull a legoshi and hit a bunny doggy style" My stepdad cracked

[@TheProswagonist]

I went through so many emotions during Ham's part I completely forgot Gameboy was on this till he jumped in.

[@vanashramsunder2443]

This song was amazing. Both of you guys did an amazing job. This song is one for the people of culture and it came from none other than the men of culture themselves. Great song.

[@TreyTriumphant]

Ham and Gameboy are men of cultural and fine taste.

[@ifemioj]

This arc of Ham Sandwich is crazy 😭

[@quincymaye789]

Ham a rapper and a comedian. “Vaporeon thoughts. I’m not going to say i.” Shit was funny

[@d2thegreat327]

Bruh, I love that these songs are not only fire, but I can feel just how much fun you have making them!!!

[@daniellegammon967]

This may be my first video of yours, but it sure as hell won't be the last. You my friend, deserve way more subscribers

[@fuutaroututor8661]

Ham Sandwich x GameboyJones is the kind of high culture crossover we need to listen more often. As a fellow furry, I confirm this song is a classic.

[@SonicMHedgehog]

Nothing like a hammy drop to spice up the day

[@elkyfrostglen]

How did I not find out about this masterpiece sooner!? This is amazing!!

[@Commander-Riot-Wolf115]

I'm most definitely a furry. You can say you would smash a furry character it doesn't make you a furry, there's a few steps to go but that's not important.

[@firenzarfrenzy4985]

Listen. You're a furry, you're not a furry, that's fine, but attractive is attractive and if something gonna be so shapely idc whether it's cat, dog, rabbit or fox. Anthro women are just built different. Song proves it.

[@HellaDelta42069]

The most cultured rap artists known to man:

[@Domgtz03]

Love how he even questions if this is a monster girl rap in the title

[@SuccMunkey]

"markiplier was cooking with that smash or pass" dawg

[@Fibless]

1:26 BRO THIS GOT ME DYYYYYYYYING He really said homie was cooking with that smash or pass THERE IS NO WAAAY

[@garlikkt6028]

The ‘dare me’ sampling hit different lol

[@HughGReckshun]

The "Culture" Hokage has dropped his furry susanoo on us... This is 🔥🔥🔥💯

[@InfernoOmni]

facts

[@Etsuki05]

facts

[@KingKaBoom21]

The man of culture strikes again!!!

[@rbxjonesyt545]

Ham is COOKIN'. This man is cultured asf!

[@purestdark8819]

This song was equal parts mad beats and memes, absolutely fantastic, keep it up

[@theredhhooded632]

This song dawg😂😂…also I’ve seen Ham has done his research with Pokémon

[@WilofJ]

I usually have a lot to say, but this song left me speechless tbh... You just gotta love Ham and GB for doing this though 😂😂

[@zealmanraps]

😂ik ham be having fun writing this.

[@HaruFoxy9138]

god this song, just as good as the last 2 i cant wait to see what you come up with next for "monster girls"

[@TheKylebear]

This is perfect, in the singing, the word play, contextual reference, saying as it is in song form.... WHY DO THEY LOOK LIKE THAT!?! Real question is, why not look like that. lol Honestly, this is one of my favorite songs in long time, comical, refreshing, and FUN... You know fun, what we need more of. My hats off to you

[@MaraTheWolf]

Renamon debuted in 2001, gardevoir debuted in 2002, so it seems like gardevoir was game freaks response to renamon, not the other way around

[@ultrachoppa]

demon time as always XD. keep up the good work cant wait to see more this year!

[@beaulane699]

I never expected to find someone with amazing rap songs that are funny at the same time

[@metafalica]

And Ham Sandwich strikes once more. Love this stuff, man.

[@Wolffur]

We already love elf women, Nekos, kitsune, lamias, etc. So why not furry girls? You don't have to be a monster to like monster girls, so why would you have to be a furry to like furry girls?

[@dragonmanfirebane5078]

THIS shit is HARD FACTS.

[@frenzy774]

This video captures the true essence of why Im not a furry thanks ham and gameboy

[@GGOGAMMA_ENTERTAINMENT]

You tripping 😂

[@LofiHouse115]

Yo dude’s speaking the unspoken truth come on now! 🔥🔥🔥

[@PILKdealer]

everything was good about this i thought it was great and relatable BUT WHEN HELLUVA BOSS CAME IN IM NOW A HAM SANDWICH FAN im subed immedietly

[@_Symphony_Music_]

I'm not a furry but god damn! I didn't realize how many there actually was! And they do be attractive tho

[@glquam07]

Man this ain't even a 1 percent of attractive furry women.

[@vultusalbus4216]

@@glquam07 Nah 'cause you haven't seen FA and E to the Six to the Two to the One bro

[@glquam07]

@@vultusalbus4216 was that English? Details. I need them.

[@vultusalbus4216]

@@glquam07 The e6 website and FurAffinity

[@beeegman]

This is the most outta pocket shit I've watched in a while and i wholeheartedly agree

[@druggedpanda7902]

"There's no law against the pokemon bats" - Joker

[@SnowFallsSilent]

Out of literally EVERYTHING you have made. This is one i get in reccomendations. And the first vid of yours i have seen.

[@saint_lol]

y'all speaking the truth 😤

[@blacker_than_tyrone]

"Carmelita fox, crystal fox, gimme either one imma eat the box" had absolutely NO reason going that hard

[@bornanime3255]

This man cannot not drop a banger

[@kempolar9768]

Wait no shot you actually went with Pitou lmao, did not expect that one to show up on this track. Although looking at them again....

[@boooksareamazing]

Okay, degenerate rap has peaked, we can’t get better than this. I can’t with the Pokémon verse that has no right to go that hard.

[@narusuke413]

Ham what have you done😭😭🔥🔥🔥

[@MonkeyDCeddy]

Another banger to play nonstop on my Spotify 😎🔥

[@Geoden1023]

Love the ending of this video. Keep up the great content!

[@boibobbybo391]

0:46 somebody please tell me who this is..... for research purposes of course

[@HOI3163]

Frr

[@DrBright5558]

Carmella Fox I think

[@pokemonpaul7939]

Yep​@@DrBright5558

[@pokemonpaul7939]

From the sly Cooper series

[@cinnamonsun7099]

Felicia The Cat Was My First Furry Crush in Darkstalkers also can I use this song with your permission on TikTok.

[@CMWolfMagic]

I am a furry, and *gawd damn* that was amazing. I was laughing all the way through, and I can't wait to see what next thing you make is. Until then, where's that replay button at?

[@joshuasimpson5405]

Hit that Gardevoir line........THE MOST CULTURED MAN.......the ending had me though

[@Swaggernaut_X]

I'm not a furry but...Cheetah. DC comics, not the 80s one with a lady in a suit, I'm talking Justice League Unlimited that Batman was spitting game to. If you know, you know.😏

[@litepaw7]

Even Batman Smash that XD

[@ralphthefanboy]

According to KZbin this is in my top 10 in winter 23...

[@El_Voltio]

I need to see a goth girl song enxt

[@TheCanadianGuy56]

Bruh them adlibs had me fucking dying. WAIT GAMEBOY?

[@snail-q6107]

0:53 sauce?

[@HamSandwich]

Star Wars: Visions

[@buggmakesvideos1475]

"But Like Hypothetically speaking..." Bro I LOST It this shit was great

[@jfinesse313]

2:00 He said Vaporean is level 3😂😂

[@itzcliffjumper]

This is a Certified Hood classic in the making and Gameboyjones killed it in this Rap always great to have a song from Ham Sandwich.

[@joshrosal5573]

"I-I caught a Pokémon batman 😈..."

[@jadestep9624]

2:05 - D Y A I M !😳 That Lucario though...

[@MetheusBatanir]

1:19 afrobull (the artist)

[@jadaw644]

He drops this a day before I broke down and did the pokemon Smash or Pass. 😭😂

[@Kediil]

I am a furry and I approve this message!

[@lukasmaclean9885]

Same

[@Iforgotmyname.]

@@lukasmaclean9885 furry or approved?

[@vultusalbus4216]

Meow. There be Blaze but the problem is she be under age if ya know what I mean

[@NoProtto]

Ham and GBJ are perfect comedian duo, they're here for the people 😸

[@lukebradley206]

People wanna talk sh!t about how Furries are weird and people who like Furries are weirder, but then why does Disney and WB support Furry so openly if those corporations are so family friendly? Also Mad Hops to Lola Bunny!!!

[@darknarukami1122]

100% true! I prey that this doesn’t get took down.

[@ODD_DRAWZ]

Rouge is here, but creams mom should be here too

[@bozzybut]

When i you passed on Helluva boss i was like Please do not... "GONNA SLIDE ON LOONA, I DON'T CARRE IF SHE KILL ME" 🤣🤣