Monty Python negotiation Haggle

[@sophovot5079]

"17 and not a penny less, or strike me dead." "16!" "Done."

[@deadpoolspidermant5233]

Died soon after

[@turdferguson3475]

Python were not only great writers, they were outstanding performers too.

[@frankbarnwell____]

Performing what?

[@johannthedeceitful5968]

@@frankbarnwell____Comedy?

[@lesliverspy3095]

This is where I learned how to haggle

[@rilaxkumah]

😂 was gonna say-- for someone like me, this is actually helpful for my social anxiety. In case I ever have to haggle 😨

[@masterfarr8265]

me too

[@thehighground7926]

Monty Python were comedic geniuses. Best comedy group of all time

[@frankbarnwell____]

2 million thumbs

[@eddynewcastle663]

"That's more like it....TENNNNN!?!" 😂😂

[@SteveProsser-wj7dz]

Genius! The writing of this is pure genius! Plus the acting is superb!

[@ztztzyzy]

This bloke won't haggle! 😆

[@chrisshrader3404]

Won't Haggle!?

[@geraldineferraro6348]

@@chrisshrader3404 Burt!

[@masterfarr8265]

Geraldine Ferraro yeah

[@QuiteSimplyInsane]

@@masterfarr8265 Alright, do we have too?

[@whovianhistorybuff]

​@@QuiteSimplyInsanenow look, I want 20 for that

[@marcosrecio4062]

Ten for that you must be mad! God I love this scene

[@jmadratz]

The movies worth watching just for the scene

[@MovieFreakRenegades]

Somebody show this to Bethesda. Imagine how much fun a dedicated Barter system would be in the next Fallout game.

[@totalcliche3318]

But imagine if it was how the Witcher did their haggle system. It'd bring comedic relief in that serious of a game

[@EdxSarxNatxChoc]

Knowing Bethesda, even if they "would" do it, it'd prolly be filled with bugs.

[@godzillavkk]

@@EdxSarxNatxChoc One bloody game!

[@justinkemp4019]

I wish it was in omster hunter

[@leemagaming696]

They would have to add this whole scene in as an easter egg somewhere itd be so great

[@synthonaplinth5980]

I love how Burt just appears out of nowhere for such a big guy. Does anyone know who played Burt?

[@masterfarr8265]

idk, who plays him?

[@Powerranger-le4up]

I think that’s John Cleese

[@masterfarr8265]

Powerranger6342 yeah it is, John Cleese is the tallest Python

[@sumyunguy4150]

@@Powerranger-le4up It's clearly NOT Cleese.

[@jaketno]

He kinda looks like Terry Jones, but the question would be how TF did he get up that high? Lol

[@lisa1212ification]

In Morocco for vacation and people want us to haggle them. It takes forever to agree on the price you both agree on.

[@bera3905]

my favorite scene. eric idle at his best! the timing is amazing

[@assborgor]

A friend just described the Bazaar in Istanbul and immediately reminded me of this. Didn’t realise it was true!

[@galgata]

My favourite scene from this movie!! Thanks for uploading it

[@shraga6467]

Was in Jaffa Flea Market in Tel Aviv two weeks ago and was buying a decorative chain of gourds(!) for the grandkids to get musical sounds from. The vendor wanted 70 Shekel - so i took out the money and he said - OK you can have it for 50. But I was quite happy to pay 70 I said but he said he expected me to "ding" but I'm too British to do so. In the end I got it for 40 Shekels. Nothing seems to change much in the past 2,000 years this part of the world! Same wars - same people. Very happy with my gourds which hang from a wall - a bit miffed though to find a label saying they were made in Turkey!

[@jackxiao9702]

That’s hilarious. Like he expected to haggle to 35 (it’s almost automatic at this point), but felt bad, didn’t want to feel like he was cheating you totally so went down to 50. It’s like our health care system in America but more fun.

[@sumyunguy4150]

My favorite scene in the whole movie. Well this and the stoning scene.

[@acexrp6288]

BIG NOSE

[@sumyunguy4150]

@@acexrp6288 Whut da fuk?

[@linwenrr2649]

how about biggus dickus?

[@JerryMetal]

No one, is to stone anyone, until I blow this whistle!

[@laflame7338]

@@JerryMetaleven if they do they Jehovah

[@davidstair9657]

As a Canadian, we do not haggle. We pay sticker price like one should if one was HONOURABLE! Eh.

[@IgnoranceRacist]

“Oh well, ones born every minute”

[@tspin9983]

studying this for my trip to Marrakesh

[@lauracassels3320]

Me with a poor dying grandmother!

[@vesstig]

I still haggle with shops to this day and those that do have my returned service for life, nothing wrong with talking to a shop keep and saving a few

[@TheSeafordian]

You should always haggle. I even do it in charity shops.

[@emperorstevee]

Charity shops are the only shops you can do it in, usually.

[@logancallahan6087]

Seventeen. My last word. I won’t take a penny less or strike me dead.

[@sumyunguy4150]

Sixteen.

[@pravda9646]

@@sumyunguy4150 allright

[@sumyunguy4150]

@@pravda9646 The line is "Done" if you want to play it right! 😚

[@pravda9646]

@@sumyunguy4150 *ahem* done

[@jman881989]

@@pravda9646 now where's the sixteen you owe me?

[@ncot_tech]

Me renewing my car insurance...

[@svenericsson7286]

UNBELIEAVABLE! A HONEST merchant! 😮

[@CharlesXavier]

I'd pay to watch Christoph Waltz re-enact this scene as the haggler.

[@CharlesXavier]

@Kyle P Because he's a terrific actor. Have you watched his work? *Edit: Okay, I'll take your silence as a probable no.*

[@liamjohnston5099]

@@CharlesXavier pooey louie?

[@CharlesXavier]

@@liamjohnston5099 ... who?

[@ethanchristopher6709]

Definitely a skit for scout camp

[@DA-dw5zn]

My dad was telling me the other day how he & his missus went into an antique shop in the Fylde area. When she asked how much something was she was told to haggle. I wish I'd been there.

[@rudedudereviews596]

One of my all time favs

[@bropil7545]

I work as a fly market vendor, I sell toys, when they just come, buy and leave it does make it boring.

[@AtZero138]

Hahaha... Local Swap meets.. Cypress CA... My lady...😂... How much?... While holding "item" .... 5... Puts it down and walks away...... Usually leaving me looking at Vendor.. with the same.... Dude, don't look at me, I'm just with her... Vendor.. ok 3!.. I shout to her.. he said 3 now .. Hahaha... Sometimes she's return.. hahaha When I played her this . I was in tears laughing.... When she finally started cracking up with me.... Cheers from Southern California 🇺🇸

[@bropil7545]

@@AtZero138 thats a good one, but he should havae said 4, you dont half your product because the idea is that the buyer will lower it a bit more some times Like 5 > 4 > 3.5 > deal

[@WolfmanX9988]

"Ohhh dearrrr....ohhh dearrrrrr......" hahahaha

[@jfppp1]

I was in a shop in Cairo, and I asked about the price of an object. The guy said it was 100 Egyptian lira (which back then was equal to about $20). I suggested 60. He got a strange look on his face and said 55. It was now my turn to have a strange look on my face. I had no idea what was going on. Obviously, he thought I had said something much lower than 55, but I didn't know what, so I wasn't sure what price to suggest, so I just said ok. After all, he had met my price and even gone below it. Afterwards, I figured out (I think) what had happened. He was speaking English, and I was trying to speak the Egyptian dialect of Arabic. I said 60, which in Egyptian Arabic is sit-teen, and he heard it as sixteen. He probably thought I didn't know any Arabic, and that if I did, it would be Modern Standard, in which 60 is sit-toon. So, there was just no way he was going to hear sit-teen as 60. If someone has a better explanation, let me know.

[@TheMikesShow1]

0:45 I love him

[@TheJaiRoad]

You just gave it to me for nothing!

[@amosonyoutube]

this scene is awesome

[@emeraldstream]

Eric Idle. No one comes close.

[@calebb3703]

I send this to buyers on Facebook marketplace when I want something gone

[@MrRobot_X_X]

I love how the camera snaps to him when he says 14???

[@thatmlguy9889]

I love this scene, but I think it would've been really funny if after all the haggling he still would've paid 20 for it.

[@shlominaamat4787]

And nothing has changed in the Israeli Kindom since then lol so accurate

[@Benarnott-c2x]

Sales man running business mate

[@masterfarr8265]

comic con in a nutshell

[@davidcunningham9458]

I reckon kurt knows who played burt

[@revenant2943]

WHYWONAGGLE??? 😅

[@rjbishop6128]

"Oh dear oh dear..." :D

[@buzby303]

BuRt ! Absolute class Legends 😄👍🏼

[@masterfarr8265]

yes?

[@AdhamMomen-iy6yf]

It's very good lesson

[@robthewalrus]

WON'T AGGLE ??

[@gvantsasakaruli9900]

ELEVEN!??!???????

[@francescogiovannizollo]

Commerce in Marrakech be like:

[@jackoneill519]

what? dont you wanna haggle?

[@joeybill9472]

Fourteen!!!! Are you joking???!!

[@raymondhartmeijer9300]

the number 14 would never be the same after watching this

[@masterfarr8265]

0:18 Burt!

[@mr.baumguard]

1:30

[@Assadul-Naml]

This actually happens in morocco, im not too sure about palestine where this movie takes place

[@Benarnott-c2x]

Well original joining

[@Benarnott-c2x]

Oldest dead in if you want

[@phyarth8082]

Mantis Toboggan (to bargain) :)

[@Dominian1]

Dr. Mantis Toboggan M.D. - The M.D. stands for Magnum Dong!

[@masterfarr8265]

can we get fake beards for the quarantine

[@martinkilbey9243]

Only if you haggle

[@ShawndaPrawn]

Well, if they go over your mouth and nose, that could actually work.

[@masterfarr8265]

Shawn the Prawn they do

[@ShawndaPrawn]

Master Farr Then what are we waiting for?

[@masterfarr8265]

Shawn the Prawn Well we're supposed to haggle

[@yupme5020]

What is a bloke? Just curious

[@freelanserns187]

A nother word for dude

[@yupme5020]

@@freelanserns187 ty

[@yupme5020]

@@freelanserns187 bloke

[@masterfarr8265]

someone who won't haggle

[@yupme5020]

@@masterfarr8265 which is true?

[@НиколаЦвијетић-ц6в]

movie name?

[@orsolyavizvari2899]

(Monty Python's) Life of Brian

[@Benarnott-c2x]

Cult Color’s success

[@Benarnott-c2x]

Stand over out I know him bike

[@Benarnott-c2x]

Joining

[@Benarnott-c2x]

It’s true

[@Benarnott-c2x]

It’s a joke isn’t it bill you can’t be real

[@Benarnott-c2x]

19 😂

[@amosonyoutube]

😂

[@Zofia-z9r]

😅🎉🎉🎉

[@Benarnott-c2x]

14 joking yes

[@Benarnott-c2x]

Wife in money in

[@Benarnott-c2x]

Babies cherry 19 no

[@Benarnott-c2x]

Hiding face

[@KonstantinBeylin]

The palestinians have always loved to haggle.

[@AtZero138]

🤔

[@iyhamcool9153]

Imagine watching this movie for a stupid presentation 🙄 (It wasn't that bad to be honest)