Monty Python Witch Burning Trial Clip HD

[@bluecar996]

I really like how they lead the reasoning to "if she floats, she's a witch", which is historically accurate, but went just one step further and made it so much more absurd

[@TheRojo387]

They will never trump the Neverhood for absurdity though.

[@hasvenotterdam9846]

Yeah and if she sinks she also dies, so both ways she dies

[@norezenable]

@@TheRojo387 Ohhh my friend. Absurdity knows no bounds with humanity. Let's see how far this all goes shall we?

[@daddystu7046]

More absurd? This scene probably under-represents the absurdity of middle-age witch trials!

[@jshdhdyjfjdjfhfyyene731]

The girl at 3:00 is how we are all thinking

[@albythegreat4648]

But you gotta admit, this was a pretty fair trial for finding out if she was a witch. Literally nobody weighs the same as a duck.

[@warlordofbritannia]

I…shit. I actually can’t fault that logic

[@CrackedCandy]

Evidently a witch does

[@jordankidd4443]

it's a fair cop

[@Weirdisjustabrownandyellowword]

Derek the duck does.

[@gabedoyle5516]

What about babies? Or what if the duck is really big?

[@adriangurung5917]

'How do you know she's a witch?' 'She looks like one!' Classic

[@xYouthAttackx]

Don't forget she turned one of the peasants into a newt! He got better though..

[@isaywhateveriwantandyougot7421]

Controversies on television in a nutshell:

[@therealghost3620]

Im a witch are you gonna kill me XD Im harmless btw :)

[@TheDude0fLife]

very small rocks lol

[@YourDadsUnclesFriend]

@@TheDude0fLife Also bread, apples, cider, gravy, cherries, mud, churches, lead, and a duck.

[@tadamoriyagi8265]

I like how he, an armored knight, jumps effortlessly off the platform. it's such a funny but subtle comic touch.

[@minebr100]

fun fact, the only character that wears real chainmail armor is King Arthur. Everyone else is wearing knitted wool with metalic spray paint to look like the real thing

[@blissseeker4719]

Armour isn't heavy when you wear it all the time

[@rocksteady9826]

I noticed that too and was going to make a comment. Jumping off of that was at least a four ft drop, and I was thinking that he probably regretted it but just didn't show it.

[@paulhellawell5920]

He's a witch.@@rocksteady9826

[@flakmagnet8236]

@@blissseeker4719I know a firefighter who experienced a career ending injury because he hopped out of the engine wearing a 40 pound trauma bag. Gravity does not care about your feelings, if you jump from that height wearing full armor then your knees are shooting up into your pelvis.

[@sophiekarp1556]

"She turned me into a newt!" "A newt?" "I got better..."

[@AdamTheMan1993]

"BURN HER ANYWAY!!!"

[@thetato1273]

English medicine is truly amazing

[@shawnv123]

@@thetato1273 the english we’re amazing back then

[@ThGy]

didnt he say a mute

[@sophiekarp1556]

@@ThGy no, he said newt

[@ddthewolf]

I always liked how in this scene Sir Bedevere was like a teacher trying to get his students to figure out a problem on their own

[@atlas9290]

That was the fairest trial I've ever seen in my life

[@JohnV1111]

Indeed! Who can dispute the facts in the case? She's definitely a witch! LOL

[@TonyEnglandUK]

@@JohnV1111 BURN HER!

[@upturnedblousecollar5811]

@@JohnV1111 She even confesses when saying _"It's a fair cop"_

[@mauldin128]

Fairer than most trials in america

[@Infidel-y5j]

@@mauldin128 Most witches in America are either in Congress or the Senate.

[@nagaking07]

2:00 John Cleese actually took a bigger pause than the script had him do. You can see Eric Idle biting his scythe there because he was trying really hard not to laugh.

[@Tom_Quixote]

Interesting - I noticed the scythe biting and thought it was brilliant... but didn't know there was a backstory

[@MarieProvost77]

Also displaying the great intellect of his character...

[@ImpulsiveDonut]

That makes Idle’s scythe biting even better.

[@pvtjoker468]

@Bif Webster Idle, Palin and Cleese talk about it on the DVD commentary.

[@EVERTONFC.]

Its because he was married to her.

[@gdoumerc1984]

“Build a bridge out of her!!! Still one of my favorite Python lines.

[@kaymuldoon3575]

Mine too!

[@kbaeckmusic]

Mine is when he asks "what also floats on water?" And one of the answers is "churches!"

[@tonyarichards5430]

I got better is mine.

[@marthawood3367]

@@tonyarichards5430 actually it was the pause between "She turned me into a newt" and "I got better" that cracks me up every time. The puzzled look on John Cleese's face is priceless😂

[@tonyarichards5430]

@@marthawood3367 Yes, I agree with that. And I’m still processing the news that John’s father legally changed the family name from CHeese to CLeese. He is, too!

[@Zakariyasen]

at 0:13 he was checking if a swallow could carry a coconut lmao

[@WhoThisMonkey]

It was a dove though, in the monty python universe this wouldn't determine anything

[@raterus]

The conversation and mystery from the two guards earlier spread around the country!

[@rhys7391]

They also weighed a goose instead of a duck, I don't think they are so specific about birds xD

[@johnb.2006]

After all these years watching this film I can't believe I just noticed that for the first time! Lmao just classic stuff!🤣

[@jpm83]

That's no ordinary swallow................. That's a pigeon.

[@FlameKoRn]

The deliver in "I got Better" Is my favourite in this scene. such a great delivery

[@isaywhateveriwantandyougot7421]

1:59 Fun fact: Eric biting the blade wasn't scripted, he improviced it to hold his laughter

[@AJ_Deadshow]

How have several people drawn this conclusion? He just looks like a peasant trying to think

[@isaywhateveriwantandyougot7421]

@@AJ_Deadshow He confirmed it himself

[@ASOT666]

Laughter from what? Was there a punchline at some point? This was stupid lol

[@greenknight9000]

@@ASOT666 That's exactly the point! The silence was so long that it started to become funny to him

[@progwog6403]

@@ASOT666John Cleese was only supposed to take a couple seconds to think before answering “because they’re made of wood” but he instead pauses for an absurd amount of time and you can see each of them in frame reacting to hold it in lol

[@iron4517]

“Who are you,you are so wise in the ways of science”

[@Winchester6736]

I am Arthur, King of the Britains

[@sashaking1115]

@@Winchester6736my Leige!

[@GizmoBeach]

@@Winchester6736 King of the who?

[@upturnedblousecollar5811]

Elvis Presley's favourite comedy film.

[@vardiganxpl1698]

​@@Winchester6736Actually it would been called Britons, and more referring to the ethnic tribe there, and less meaning of the island. Since Britain is a later evolution that came to mean the general people living there, and the landmass. So it should be "King of the Britons" but referring to the tribe/ethnic people

[@mrpurpz1406]

2:42 The way He Turns and Says "Exactly" is just Wonderful

[@Browningate]

Not unlike that memorable "Exactly" from the classic film called Rubber - kzbin.info/www/bejne/aYewZ594rb2ghLM.

[@theafrican3752]

That's the magic of English accent.

[@AJ_Deadshow]

And the way he says 'good' here 2:00

[@SpaceMissile]

i love, just before, the heroic "god-shot" of king arthur saying "A Duck" with all the glory of a king

[@ddthewolf]

​@@AJ_Deadshowalways reminded me of a teacher trying really hard to get their students to come up with the right answer

[@GuineaPigLuna]

3:27 The dude with the shaving cream on his face 🤣🤣 Absolutely kills me every time

[@DaveSimkus]

You can see him for a second in the witch mob in the beginning of the video too lol

[@djanitatiana]

Spike Milligan

[@ravenblackwing7888]

I just noticed him this time around lmfao

[@miladydewinter7770]

I've watched my Python videos so many times over the years and I've never noticed that!!! Well spotted.

[@davidstick9207]

Frothing at the mouth

[@DrTune]

The comedic timing in this is legendary... It's all about the pauses... Truly one of the all time great comedy scenes

[@Dylanredd46]

The long pause at 1:50 gets me every time

[@DookieSh0es]

What do you burn, apart from witches? *MORE WITCHES*

[@johnleonard3806]

I love " Throw her into the pond!" The exuberance of the mob is great. Everyone was into that scene.

[@JeanPierreWhite]

"Very small rocks" gets me everytime.

[@ackerjawaka1966]

Churches 😂

[@seangallagher6698]

I've seen very small rocks float, so he's not wrong.

[@CorePathway]

“I got better” here.

[@klausolekristiansen2960]

As Cleese once put it: it is impeccably illogical.

[@michaelboggus9993]

Gravy

[@Byzantium_]

R.I.P. Sir Bedevere the Wise, Terry Jones

[@Gloomlight]

Oh my god I never realized he was using a swallow to see if it could carry the coconut. Brilliant.

[@Browningate]

HD opens the eyes 🤣.

[@Gloomlight]

@@Browningate I'll do you one better, I'll upscale this to 4K.

[@Browningate]

@@Gloomlight Don't resort to "upscaling." Take it back to the original source material.

[@Gloomlight]

@@Browningate Easier said when done. Lmao.

[@Browningate]

@@Gloomlight Yep.

[@TheASSedoTV]

Classic scene. And I totally admire every single acting part here, including background performers.

[@jongregory8554]

The dove's nuanced performance was tear-jerking.

[@tacofop600]

Perhaps my favorite aspect of this scene is how at the end, you see the scales aren't calibrated evenly, so she doesn't even actually weigh the same as the duck (obviously).

[@Cassiobl]

They didnt take the duck out of the scales.. thats why it lift on her side. She was a witch caught by a flawed logic that worked.

[@johnleonard3806]

What did the witch mutter at the end ?

[@scotmay3103]

@@johnleonard3806 its a fair cop. (That is, she is a witch)

[@yewtewbstew547]

Bruh the whole punchline of the scene is that she IS a witch. That's what she means when she says "''tis a fair cop." i.e. "They caught me fair and square."

[@dhv2852]

She was a witch, that's the final payoff

[@harmsc12]

0:12 so that's where the recurring joke about swallows and coconuts gets started.

[@Thecraftycat789]

It started in the first scene with “do coconuts migrate”

[@SunBunz]

That "witch" was John Cleese's wife at the time. lol

[@melissamarcott1059]

Polly from Fawlty Towers 😍

[@taufanaugusta8884]

and yet John Cleese's character is the one that the most passionate about burning her. lmao.

[@piperar2014]

Seems extreme. Couldn't he just divorce her?

[@ComptGeorges]

@@piperar2014 *drums: ta da pa boom*

[@kaymuldoon3575]

Yep...Connie Booth.

[@zedzoom9748]

Connie Booth stares into the camera and says: "That's a fair cop"

[@ultimateman55]

Definitely the cherry on top for this scene. By the end even she is convinced she's a witch.

[@PearsAreOkay]

​@@ultimateman55 maybe she is a witch? Since she weighs the same as duck? Seems all very logical to me

[@thejaywall93]

As John Cleese, her husband at the time, revels with glee.

[@titan133760]

​@@thejaywall93 I love he's yelling "Burn her!" bug-eyed and with glee

[@melissamissy5129]

I thought she said cock. Like a rooster

[@ravenpaw5068]

0:26 -“How do we know she’s a witch” -“she looks like one”

[@josephconciatori9824]

This is one of my favorite scenes in Monty Python and the Holy Grail! It never gets old - and I must say the same for the rest of the movie. It's a timeless classic.

[@ackerjawaka1966]

One day lad all this will be yours...what the curtains 😂

[@Theringodair]

My older brother and I quote this scene all the time. Never gets old.

[@wtcd5264]

The guy with the shaving cream beard will always have my heart

[@annalisavajda252]

It was so fun centuries ago that people are still persecuted with very little basis. Tradition I guess.

[@Browningate]

Some things never change.

[@xXNoJokesXx]

“Hmmm I must make some kind of political statement out of a comedic video”

[@pineland_national7497]

@@xXNoJokesXx women.

[@ruzla]

Thats the point kowalski 10 points to you

[@tyrtix]

I guess the reason was that some of them commented like this..

[@bobbyboygaming2157]

"What else floats on water? Very small rocks!" Best line IMO

[@BuggaBoy69]

Pumice (a kind of volcanic rock) floats on water

[@Swollenfish]

Bedevere attaching a coconut to that pigeon with a piece of string is the most under rated gag in this scene.

[@LaterSkater-g4v]

It was a swallow

[@mpeterll]

@@LaterSkater-g4v But was it an African swallow or a European swallow?

[@LaterSkater-g4v]

@@mpeterll u can clearly see it’s a European swallow

[@maidah78]

Thanks Johnny

[@dwightschrute3712]

I just realized at 0:10 the guard is tying a coconut to a swallow.

[@ZZMonkeysUncleZZ]

Except that's clearly not a swallow.

[@chadmiller3535]

What kind of swallow?

[@alychu4319]

its a dove

[@maruf047]

What do you mean by 'the guard'! That is Sir Bedivere the Wise.

[@Klaaism]

African or European?

[@dwightschrute3712]

"There are ways of telling wether she is a witch.""Do they hurt?"

[@mononokehime3182]

Dwight Schrute

[@jimbobbiocarumba1770]

I've watched the movie over 50 times and this is the first time I heard that. lol

[@StarWarriorCentral]

I played this for my older sister, and she said that the illogic logic made her brain hurt. 😂

[@triggerhappy899]

It's a good tool for showing students how to break down arguments. My English teacher showed us this to help explain invalid arguments.

[@vidiot9006]

This was so much fun to see in theaters when first released, my fav comedy trope at the time. Few people in the US knew about the Pythons then...

[@jordydemeyere5029]

Came here after the Depp redirect in his case. He is right, this is some of the best weird british humor.

[@eveq1943]

As a British person I have to agree with him monty python is classic 🤣(I was watching and came straight back here too lol)

[@NS-et5wh]

But where is the part he said he took directly from this? This seems nowhere near saying "I will f**k her burnt corpse afterward to make sure she's dead" as he said

[@helloworld2784]

Same. I'll print some of their quotes on to my shirt. People are snowflakes to be offended to these jokes. Lmao

[@pixi3boo]

“She looks like one! “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@krissifaith6709]

How to Annoy People by John Cleese is even better!!

[@brovusmarillian3303]

0:12 What's great about this part is they literally had a argument over the fact a Swallow(Dove/Pidgeon) cannot carry a Coconut.

[@AJ_Deadshow]

I think you're the only person to notice that

[@slouberiee]

Swallow is a totally different bird than dove or pigeon.

[@brovusmarillian3303]

I say dove or pigeon cause that's the bird they're using. Not a swallow. The fact remains they're using a coconut tied to a bird too see if it can carry a coconut.

[@Schnabelcraig]

@@brovusmarillian3303 it's an African Swallow

[@mistywilliams7826]

@@Schnabelcraig sure it's not European?

[@HellishSpoon]

a perfect example of some thing being logical but also wrong.

[@majhiggins]

Notice when Terry Jones jumps off that platform? That had to be 5 ft or more, in full costume. He's lucky not to have broken an ankle, or leg.

[@Browningate]

I always just called him "bucket head", but either way, you bring up a fair point. That is quite the drop now that you mention it.

[@dallased25]

He wasn't wearing real armor, except the helmet. The ringmail was just wool painted to look like armor.

[@jongregory8554]

I know - I laughed at that! 😁

[@AJ_Deadshow]

He bent his legs before he landed

[@TonyEnglandUK]

@@AJ_Deadshow It's not that high anyway, I doubt he even thought twice.

[@senjiukanuba5569]

Probably my favorite Terry Jones Scene. RIP

[@Fury283]

RIP Terry Jones- Thank you for such a great scene.

[@Treytinoxo]

Anyone rewatching this cause of the depp-heard court trial?

[@Andy220566]

Yes I needed something to mark the last day of the trial and this seemed wholly appropriate for the level of farce

[@Pippy427]

Yes and I have to say. I’ve watched this clip over and over and even watched the movie over and over and I still don’t hear the line “I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she’s dead…” 🧐🧐 it’s almost as if it’s a lie 🧐

[@chickadeehobster9880]

Yeah

[@sheilajones4491]

Yes

[@robinh328]

Yup, want to show it to Heard stans so they understand the "drown, burn, rape joke"

[@ShikataGaNai100]

Did anyone else catch that Terry Jones jumps about 5' straight down from the platform. That had to be a one take and one take only move.

[@davidstokle2259]

Yeah, when I saw that jump I was amazed. It must be about 5 feet and he lands right on his feet.

[@beansnroots9294]

US Congress?

[@Taijifufu]

You and even the uploader had to poison this clip, didn't you?

[@lincolnpervertproject1776]

@@Taijifufu "Poison"

[@stephenle-surf9893]

Even more so since 2021

[@SkaterBlades]

"Global warming isn't real, i have a snowball" Who are you, so wise in the ways of science?

[@matfly4832]

Actually a 1:1 copy of a MAGA rally 😂 Ok only MAGA speaker sounds like a peasant

[@MissBarker93]

Came here to pay my respects to Terry Jones. May he rest in peace. ❤

[@dimaz7909]

So painfully true description of our current time. Their critical thinking hopeless lol

[@Tw1zzl3rs]

The historical accuracy is superb!

[@marton_dobo]

Few years ago I was a background character in a high budget short film's witch burning scene. We had a great time with the other extras, constantly quoting this scene!

[@SmokinZa666]

“She turned me into a newt, I got better” 😂😂😂one of my fav lines lol 😆

[@The_Taras]

It always makes me laugh when everybody asks what is the method of proving someone is a witch, but guy on the left can`t wait for the execution and asks "Does it hurt?!"

[@ccaruso0404]

This will never not be hysterical

[@shawnv123]

it got better

[@eavyeavy2864]

*historical

[@AJ_Deadshow]

The way he says 'logically...' is the way I say the same word in my head sometimes lol

[@katek9864]

“ Did you dress her? NONO… well a bit” epic 🥕

[@antster1983]

"She has got a wart."

[@hearmeoutbro]

“Well we did do the nose. And the hat” 😂😂

[@zoidberg7427]

BUT SHE IS A WITCH!!

[@ddthewolf]

"But she's got a wart!"

[@karensu5464]

Oh fer gawd's sake. Tried to see the python movie holy grail to lift my spirits and here come the feds saying nope. I'm disabled, elderly and confined to bed looking in my phone for anything to make me laugh and how i love monty python. Wait. Just realized I'm in my OWN monty movie. How perfect.

[@lordgoro]

try my online written work. youd have a HOOT!

[@bloodbond3]

"That's a fair cop" 😂

[@jinx1987]

I think the best part is that in the end she’s actually a witch

[@Browningate]

In the end, she wasn't a witch, but they were going to burn her anyway.

[@jinx1987]

@@Browningate no they proved that she weighed the same as a duck, she’s obviously a witch

[@Browningate]

@@jinx1987 "Proved" by way of the rigged apparatus?

[@rygar218]

@@Browningate She says at the end, "Tis a Fair Cop."

[@Browningate]

@@rygar218 Whoosh.

[@kpny8484]

That drop off the platform had to have hurt some. 3:10

[@ImpulsiveDonut]

Ain’t nothing for Sir Bedevere.

[@toddnickell6507]

The most remarkable part of the film.

[@drixg555]

Can't believe the knight with the weird witchfinding methodology was that Servant with a silver arm from Fate Grand Order. They had a pretty accurate Lancelot, though.

[@howardbaxter2514]

Ha

[@klatewilson5170]

lol watch Eric and Mike trying not to laugh as they wait for John's answer to "why do witches burn?" - 1:47

[@PoppetQuest]

THEY ARE MADE OF WOOD!

[@jesusisherelookbusy]

And at 2:00 Eric Idle biting the scythe to stop himself laughing.

[@MarfeeWarfee]

“What do you burn apart from witches?” “MORE WITCHES!!!”

[@philipstevenson5166]

however silly you try to be, reality's always a step ahead

[@RisingPhoenix527]

My highschool friend vicky and i used to laugh at monty python skits all day. I missed this! So ridiculous is funny

[@ninajames3497]

Some things never change

[@moosesnWoop]

1:16 his 180 change in expression is hilarious

[@tanha8178]

Logic man: What do you burn other than witches? Logic man: More witches! Bravo

[@TonyEnglandUK]

He's got a point. You can't just stop at one.

[@tanha8178]

@@TonyEnglandUK you made a good point too

[@ImperativeGames]

But "witches" set includes "more witches" set ^^

[@ultimateman55]

As a family of five, we've accumulated a few too many Nintendo Switches over the last 5 years. So every once in a while, I'll exclaim to my wife "And what do we buy apart from Switches?" And she always replies "More Switches!"

[@nickleonardi1732]

What about wood?

[@jackrodakthemovieguy1726]

in loving memory of Terry Jones (1942-2020)

[@markporter9738]

The man was just about to have a shave @3.28

[@Klaaism]

Witch burnings always more interesting when devoid of entertainment.

[@DrStevenHobbs]

The shaving cream beard gets me every time!

[@ElderSign32]

15 years is what it took me to realize that she turned out to be a witch in the end.

[@Browningate]

Why did you get the wrong idea all of the sudden?

[@sirhcl8357]

Lol look closer at the scale

[@stoojinator]

I love how the knight just casually steps off the platform and walks off. So well done :)

[@PuffyOne1898]

Rest In Peace, Terry Jones.

[@caril.9384]

We watched this during logic class! We got a kick out of it

[@WhoThisMonkey]

What also floats in wood... LEAD, LEAD! 🙈

[@WieldingEminator]

Sir Bedevere is one of my favorite characters from this film; he is certainly not your typically portrayed knight.

[@Civilian08]

3:40 I don't know how many times I've seen this scene, and I've never noticed that the witch says that.

[@Ronald_the_goose]

What’s she saying?

[@joaquinolavarria3995]

“that’s a fair cop” essentially means “fine, you got me”

[@MikhailCazi]

I love how he keeps opening his visor to see even though it's see-through

[@carlosmartinezplaza]

Who's here after #JohnnyDepp and #AmberHeard trial?

[@Lashb1ade]

So I've never quite understood, are we supposed to conclude that she really was a witch and this ridiculous test actually worked?

[@Browningate]

I read the situation as a rigged test, but that's probably valid too.

[@cameronrobertson9800]

Tbf if you weigh the same as a duck something is wrong

[@beingaware2761]

You can see at the very end that the scale is completely off balance, with the 'duck side' being heavily weighted. This clip cuts it off a bit soon, so a little harder to see, but in the film it's quite obvious.

[@katiejones502]

@Dragon50275 The expression she used was "It's a fair cop", which is a British colloquialism. In this example, "cop" didn't refer to a police officer (as there was no such thing at the time), but to the arrest and conviction itself. Obviously, it wasn't fair at all and she was just being sarcastic. cop (kɒp) n 1. (Law) another name for policeman 2. Brit an arrest (esp in the phrase a fair cop)

[@reavemasamune8873]

@Dragon50275 Don't speak of idioms! You'll summon Lancelot and kill us all!

[@siraran2077]

Good evening. The last scene was interesting from the point of view of a professional logician because it contained a number of logical fallacies; that is, invalid propositional constructions and syllogistic forms, of the type so often committed by my wife. 'All wood burns,' states Sir Bedevere. 'Therefore,' he concludes, 'all that burns is wood.' This is, of course, pure bullshit. Universal affirmatives can only be partially converted: all of Alma Cogan is dead, but only some of the class of dead people are Alma Cogan. 'Oh yes,' one would think. However, my wife does not understand this necessary limitation of the conversion of a proposition; consequently, she does not understand me, for how can a woman expect to appreciate a professor of logic, if the simplest cloth-eared syllogism causes her to flounder? For example, given the premise, 'all fish live underwater' and 'all mackerel are fish', my wife will conclude, not that 'all mackerel live underwater', but that 'if she buys kippers it will not rain', or that 'trout live in trees', or even that 'I do not love her any more.' This she calls 'using her intuition'. I call it 'crap', and it gets me very irritated because it is not logical. 'There will be no supper tonight,' she will sometimes cry upon my return home. 'Why not?' I will ask. 'Because I have been screwing the milkman all day,' she will say, quite oblivious of the howling error she has made. 'But,' I will wearily point out, 'even given that the activities of screwing the milkman and getting supper are mutually exclusive, now that the screwing is over, surely then, supper may now, logically, be got.' 'You don't love me any more,' she will now often postulate. 'If you did, you would give me one now and again, so that I would not have to rely on that rancid Pakistani for my orgasms.' 'I will give you one after you have got me my supper,' I now usually scream, 'but not before'-- as you understand, making her bang contingent on the arrival of my supper. 'God, you turn me on when you're angry, you ancient brute!' she now mysteriously deduces, forcing her sweetly throbbing tongue down my throat. 'Fuck supper!' I now invariably conclude, throwing logic somewhat joyously to the four winds, and so we thrash about on our milk-stained floor, transported by animal passion, until we sink back, exhausted, onto the cartons of yogurt. I'm afraid I seem to have strayed somewhat from my original brief. But in a nutshell: sex is more fun than logic. One cannot prove this, but it 'is' in the same sense that Mount Everest 'is', or that Alma Cogan 'isn't'. Goodnight.

[@sarajleigh]

I hope everyone knows now that the conversation between johnny depp and his friend was about THIS.

[@sarajleigh]

@@R_A120 what?! johnny wrote about burning the witch and drowning her before burning her and stuff, that was about this. doesn't mean it's right to say something like that but i bet everyone said something in anger and frustration they didn't quite meant it in that way. if u r in an abusive relationship and the other one physically abuses you, then u r gonna write a friend some bs when u r mad cuz u aren't even able to show your abuser how u really feel, especially when she/he is gaslighting, manipulating and demeaning you like your feelings aren't valid. he even said himself he was ashamed of ever writing it but he was broken and in a very dark place and i know how that feels with a person like amber and what they can do to you if you have sunshine in you & are an empath/very empathic. he never did anything to amber physically, better he writes some bs to a friend that he never even meant 4real than hurting his partner, not like her. but acting like it's a prove to him beeing violent towards her or making it out to be a prove of what a bad person he is is just ridiculous.

[@4xmo]

@@sarajleigh he talked about raping her dead body to make sure shes dead, yea its not anything like AH has done, but people are so naive that they didnt even check the reference, they genuinely believe that what he said was 0 lies. i personally wouldnt want a friend who says stuff like that, no normal person out of frustration, hatred, while joking or even abuse says something that fucked up. yes AH is in the wrong but cant johnny be seen as fucked up for having these fantasies and disguising them as a reference even tho he added so much more fucked up things to it? "i bet everyone said something in anger and frustration they didn't quite meant it in that way." what he said is not defendable by this, no sane person stuff like that, and if u do then that says something about u. i dont see why ur trying so hard to justify what he said.

[@Cloverfr]

@@sarajleigh Funny thing, that was written 3 years before he got married to her, and even before he claimed the abuse started? Not even his own layers defended him like that, they only said, "your honor, my client has a dark sense of humor"

[@TheBockChannel]

This is where johnny depp got this from hes like me and my twin brother we qoute movie and t.v. lines in our daily conversations

[@4xmo]

yea drowning and raping her to make sure shes dead, definitely a quote from this 💀man u guys eat up his words so easily, yes hes in the right in this case, AH deserves jail time, but why are u guys struggling so hard to believe that JD has fucked up fantasies?

[@werenotclowns3241]

A duck! The cut away and delivery of that line kills me every time!

[@ImperativeGames]

I like how it's a known fact that ducks are made of wood ^^

[@JD0124]

The fact that they dressed her up to look like what we imagine witches look like is just next-level hilarious.

[@Browningate]

I'm pretty sure that it's what witches actually look like.

[@achillesazi]

There are ways of telling whether she's a witch "Do they hurt?" 😂

[@iamcarbonandotherbits.8039]

The pauses and the reasoning make this sketch so much funnier 🤣.

[@robdog1245]

Epitome of every argument on Reddit

[@MrStkrdknmibalz9799]

This seems very reflective of our society right now with the rise of news/social media where public opinion determines someone's innocence...or rather, guilt.

[@Browningate]

That's accurate.

[@J_C_CH]

Terry Jones has dementia and Graham Chapman is deceased 😭 This scene is brilliant

[@PoppetQuest]

H

[@lincolnpervertproject1776]

No longer.

[@J_C_CH]

@@lincolnpervertproject1776 yes. No longer 😭

[@live2groove]

You cut it short right before the best line. "Who are you, who is so wise in the ways of science"

[@antonpetkoff]

back to this classic after Johnny Depp's trial :D

[@godzillavkk]

Too bad he recently revealed himself as a hypocrite. He sided with JK Rowling and gave her more more protections while she spreads transphobia. Showing that he cares more for his wealth and happiness then the suffering of transfolk who’ve had it worse then him.

[@noahclaycameron]

I like how quickly they picked up a duck, in modern day most would have had to go watch that tutorial on how to pick up a duck

[@Browningate]

Fact check: true.

[@goldenvulture6818]

Witch hunting didn't die in the late 17th century. Its still alive.

[@littleNica98]

Fr. Definitely burning amber rn

[@joclark4619]

@@littleNica98 sadly too true

[@littleNica98]

@@joclark4619 one day everyone will tell her story and be like "Wow I can't believe society treated a victim this way"

[@joclark4619]

@@littleNica98 I real hope society moves in that way and moves there soon

[@Aposjebdjdusnsndn33]

“Do they hurt?!” is probably the best throwaway line in the film 😂

[@madcat4563]

1:10 "Whot, she turned me into a newt" 1:17 "I got better."😂

[@gracerodgers8952]

Supporting the 8 second rule: if someone holds their gaze upon you for 8 seconds they're interested in you ❤️