The Life of Brian: Beatitudes, Stoning, and Lepper

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Magnocain

Magnocain

14 жыл бұрын

This clip from Monty Python's The Life of Brian is edited to be school safe.

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@peterelmer9114
@peterelmer9114 3 жыл бұрын
“He is the Messiah; I should know, I’ve followed a few”
@inserttrashname709
@inserttrashname709 3 жыл бұрын
i like the cut of this guys jib
@jerometaperman7102
@jerometaperman7102 3 жыл бұрын
He’s not the Messiah; he’s a very naughty boy.
@upturnedblousecollar5811
@upturnedblousecollar5811 2 жыл бұрын
@@jerometaperman7102 Imagine if some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at him.
@ZilogBob
@ZilogBob Жыл бұрын
@@upturnedblousecollar5811 'Tis but a scratch!
@stevesmith2139
@stevesmith2139 4 жыл бұрын
Our priest recited The sermon on the mount 25 yrs ago for our wedding, and when i whispered "blessed are the cheesemakers" my wife pretty much just lost it.
@ThisCharmingMan1984
@ThisCharmingMan1984 4 жыл бұрын
Steve Smith Someone at the back should have shouted “Speak up!”- I know it would have interrupted your wedding, but it would have been a fantastic moment haha.
@hannibalburgers477
@hannibalburgers477 4 жыл бұрын
If only my wife could understand that reference. If only I could have a wife. If only I wasn't alone
@Me-fo1kk
@Me-fo1kk 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly the priest shoukd have added it. After all it's your moment.
@Me-fo1kk
@Me-fo1kk 3 жыл бұрын
Oh god..um Jehovah..um i-hova..Jesus..ah-zus..that was funny😂🤣
@marem3038
@marem3038 3 жыл бұрын
@@hannibalburgers477 Don't worry your right hand will always be there for you or left if you are a lefty.
@marccolten9801
@marccolten9801 4 жыл бұрын
The fact that no one can hear him from so far away is one of the subtlest and funniest jokes ever.
@johnmackendrick5173
@johnmackendrick5173 4 жыл бұрын
And so they mangle the meaning of what he us trying to say.
@edithlazenby5839
@edithlazenby5839 4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely...
@TonyEnglandUK
@TonyEnglandUK 3 жыл бұрын
I'll bet my life Christians have a detailed explanation of just how the people at the back heard every word clearly. _"For verily, his larynx was no ordinary larynx, it was the beginning of Dolby surroundsound."_
@jnaughton9501
@jnaughton9501 3 жыл бұрын
Marc Colten that’s most probably why none of it was written down at the time. It was left to the imagination of the writers of the gospels to put their own interpretations on it 200 years later.
@Z0Il
@Z0Il 3 жыл бұрын
Yh, I died at that part. They are standing like 200 meters away and she is like "speak up" 🤣
@stujd1539
@stujd1539 3 жыл бұрын
Life of Bwian is one of those films that you can watch again and again and find that little something you missed previously. Monty Python's best film imo.
@thewitchfindergeneral81
@thewitchfindergeneral81 2 жыл бұрын
Bwian, eh?
@stujd1539
@stujd1539 2 жыл бұрын
@@thewitchfindergeneral81 Yeah, not Woger.
@warlordofbritannia
@warlordofbritannia 2 жыл бұрын
@@stujd1539 Wascibly wobber and wapist, that Woger, no twue Woman indeed!
@bizarte24_
@bizarte24_ 2 жыл бұрын
All hail Bwain!!
@tauraimapfunde5074
@tauraimapfunde5074 Жыл бұрын
Yah.this was great
@blaisegirl420
@blaisegirl420 2 жыл бұрын
the lady carrying her donkey instead of it carrying her is so underrated lol
@frankiezap
@frankiezap 2 жыл бұрын
" 'e's not well again."
@LeofromFreo
@LeofromFreo 3 жыл бұрын
To this day, I can’t go past a bag of gravel at a garden suppliers without laughing.
@LeofromFreo
@LeofromFreo 3 жыл бұрын
Jim McCracken it’s for that important scatter effect and helps when you can’t throw a stone too accurately. At least people can say you joined in and tried stoning someone to their death. 🤷🏻‍♂️🙄🤦🏻‍♂️
@goodygumdrops2105
@goodygumdrops2105 3 жыл бұрын
Haha
@michaelstearnesstearnes1498
@michaelstearnesstearnes1498 3 жыл бұрын
Its hard for me to look at a gourd without thinking of this film.
@jackpowell9276
@jackpowell9276 Жыл бұрын
One more time mate, I'll take you the fuckin' cleaners!!! - Creased every time.
@DavidKing-jx3sg
@DavidKing-jx3sg Жыл бұрын
I'll remember that mate 👍
@PrimetimeD
@PrimetimeD Жыл бұрын
I always lose it when Matthias does his little dance and starts saying "Jehovah!" over and over. XD
@davidandrews6149
@davidandrews6149 3 жыл бұрын
OH it's the meek,blessed are the meek,oh I'm glad they're getting something, they've had a hell of a time. Classic
@steve16384
@steve16384 3 жыл бұрын
Funniest line in the whole film, and that's saying something. Always makes me laugh no matter how many times I see that bit.
@deeestuary
@deeestuary 3 жыл бұрын
Agree 100% but I can never really explain why it’s so funny.
@gregorywhite9095
@gregorywhite9095 2 жыл бұрын
It's true...I'm very meek and I've had a helluva time.
@jeanmariezeyen111
@jeanmariezeyen111 Жыл бұрын
What's so special about cheesemakers ?.....Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.. 😄
@TonyEnglandUK
@TonyEnglandUK Жыл бұрын
@@jeanmariezeyen111 The cheesemakers certainly bypassed a shop in Ilchester
@paulsouchon9443
@paulsouchon9443 11 жыл бұрын
"Blessed is just about everyone with a vested interest in the status quo"- Brilliant
@awzthemusicalreviews
@awzthemusicalreviews 4 жыл бұрын
What Jesus blatantly fails to appreciate is that the meek are the problem
@deletesoon70
@deletesoon70 Жыл бұрын
This is the mindset of the WEF reset cultists up in Davos.
@j.rbrooks300
@j.rbrooks300 4 жыл бұрын
R.I.P. Graham Chapman and Terry Jones, Kings Of Comedy ❤
@probinson4383
@probinson4383 4 жыл бұрын
Thumb chaser
@medicalmarijuanagrower7578
@medicalmarijuanagrower7578 4 жыл бұрын
🙏rip Graham Chapman Terry Jones = I used to love 70/80 ! They'll never make films like this ! We used to laugh = Today not many films make me laugh ! PS yehoooooooova nice day
@GabrielCsaba
@GabrielCsaba 4 жыл бұрын
John's body language in the stoning scene, leveraging both the insane length of his limbs and the flowing nature of those garments - you don't even have to hear the dialog to crack up.
@rods6405
@rods6405 3 жыл бұрын
John is just built to be and able to moved like a real life cartoon character!
@ZilogBob
@ZilogBob Жыл бұрын
If only he'd thrown in a bit of The Ministry Of Silly Walks.
@brunosmith6925
@brunosmith6925 3 жыл бұрын
One of the greatest historical documentaries of all time.
@janinekaretai4306
@janinekaretai4306 11 ай бұрын
Bwahahaha
@mkunes2502
@mkunes2502 11 ай бұрын
I thought it was a Frontline doc.
@jussikankinen9409
@jussikankinen9409 5 ай бұрын
Jesus was king, not hippie riding donkey, romans made fun giving donkey head for hanged jews
@samf.s.7731
@samf.s.7731 28 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@welshpete12
@welshpete12 4 жыл бұрын
Only the English, could make a comedy out of a execution by stoning .
@paulshrew
@paulshrew 4 жыл бұрын
a welshman wrote the line. RIP Terry Jones
@joeybill9472
@joeybill9472 3 жыл бұрын
Can I have a flat one mum? Shh!!! Sorry! Dad!
@apnewens
@apnewens 3 жыл бұрын
*an
@81Mace81
@81Mace81 3 жыл бұрын
@@paulshrew Retorted by a man with a name that couldn't be any more Welsh! 😂 RIP Terry
@puppetsock
@puppetsock 3 жыл бұрын
I was working on a summer work term betwen 2nd and 3rd year undegrad, and went to a movie theatre to pass some time. I had no idea what I was going to see, just picking something from the cheap night at the cineplex. And what did I see? Life of Brian. I had not seen any previews or trailers. I watched it cold and unawre. And there was me and 2 other people in the Tuseday night show at 11PM. And during this, and several other scenes, I nearly lost control of my bodily functions.
@stevedunningduckinggiraffe6296
@stevedunningduckinggiraffe6296 3 жыл бұрын
"You're only making it worse for yourself!" Classic.
@Amber90125
@Amber90125 4 жыл бұрын
Blessed are the cheese makers. Cracked me up big time. RIP Terry Jones
@jnaughton9501
@jnaughton9501 3 жыл бұрын
Amber Puga or cream crackered🧈
@joeybill9472
@joeybill9472 3 жыл бұрын
What so special about the cheese makers?
@pwnmeisterage
@pwnmeisterage 3 жыл бұрын
@@joeybill9472 Well obviously it's not meant to be taken literally. It refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.
@TonyEnglandUK
@TonyEnglandUK Жыл бұрын
@@pwnmeisterage Tell me something. Do you have any cheese at all?
@pbrynild
@pbrynild 3 жыл бұрын
"There's always one, isn't there..." Brilliant!
@frankiezap
@frankiezap 2 жыл бұрын
I say this line all the time
@blaisegirl420
@blaisegirl420 2 жыл бұрын
I love how they go right from the sermon on the mount to a stoning and he asks his mom. calmly he asks, "why aren't women allowed to go to the stoning" and she sneers back like he's dumb "Because it's written! Thats why!" - freaking gold
@russellherbert9670
@russellherbert9670 Жыл бұрын
Wonder if a comedy gang like python would send up Mohamed, love to c it
@TheRealist2022
@TheRealist2022 Жыл бұрын
@@russellherbert9670 Why would they send up Mohammed? They weren't sending up Jesus Christ.
@musician1000
@musician1000 Жыл бұрын
@@russellherbert9670 It's not sending up Jesus, just the people who were around at the time.
@Leto_0
@Leto_0 Жыл бұрын
@@musician1000 Sure, if you think Brian was the son of god...
@musician1000
@musician1000 Жыл бұрын
@@Leto_0 Brian was actually, just a very naughty boy.
@redsquirrel1086
@redsquirrel1086 3 жыл бұрын
"Judea AD33" "Saturday Afternoon" "About tea time" 😂😂😂
@robertellis4938
@robertellis4938 3 жыл бұрын
Before Dr. Who.
@Richard-Vlk
@Richard-Vlk Ай бұрын
Also, don't get me started that Romans by then had 9-day weeks.
@paradox7358
@paradox7358 3 жыл бұрын
*Crushing him with a giant rock* "Good shot!"
@iandickson1940
@iandickson1940 3 жыл бұрын
The most Brilliant comedy of all time!! If you can't laugh at this you can't laugh at anything😂😂😂
@javiergilvidal1558
@javiergilvidal1558 3 жыл бұрын
I can´t laugh, seeing what Britain has been led to!
@CelticSaint
@CelticSaint 3 жыл бұрын
The Left would rip Python apart these days.
@gutenbird
@gutenbird 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly. I've never seen a comedy that quite equals it. Holy Grail is also up there.
@mizofan
@mizofan 3 жыл бұрын
@@CelticSaint Utter nonsense- i'm a loony lefty and i love Python. They had fun here with the People's Front etc but were anti-Tory.
@CelticSaint
@CelticSaint 3 жыл бұрын
@@mizofan I know that left wing people do enjoy Python and many other comedies, but I was talking about the 'Left' as in the political movement/ideology, not individual left wing people.
@user-yx6ry5ow2r
@user-yx6ry5ow2r 5 ай бұрын
One of the greatest films of all time.
@petermills542
@petermills542 4 жыл бұрын
" SPEAK UP !! " Can't hear a bloody thing , let's go stoning.... " . RIP Terry Jones.
@frankrothe7023
@frankrothe7023 3 жыл бұрын
Truly a masterpiece of a movie, so glad theses gifted guys made it!
@gregorywhite9095
@gregorywhite9095 2 жыл бұрын
And financed by George Harrison, who once played guitar for the Beatles, a famous British rock group.
@ZilogBob
@ZilogBob Жыл бұрын
@@gregorywhite9095 You mean there are people alive now who need to be told who The Beatles were? What sad times we live in....
@Thursdaym2
@Thursdaym2 4 жыл бұрын
"Where you from, nose city.? Priceless.
@johnathanryan2117
@johnathanryan2117 4 жыл бұрын
The soldiers who shake their heads at the end. Was a police officer for 20 years...know exactly how they feel!
@bigbaba1111
@bigbaba1111 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for your service mate.👍
@scottmatheson3346
@scottmatheson3346 3 жыл бұрын
@Samuel Black if you want to see the violence inherent in the system, then yes, indeed ...
@grunthostheflatulent9649
@grunthostheflatulent9649 3 жыл бұрын
How anyone could stand there and be spat at and abused in the most foul manner, is beyond me. I respect anyone who can.
@pwnmeisterage
@pwnmeisterage 3 жыл бұрын
@@grunthostheflatulent9649 I'm sure a lot of abuse comes from really stupid, really passionate, really desperate people. But most people most of the time will likely show some restraint when confronting someone armed with the law and a gun. You can't outrun bullets and radios and helicopters for long.
@someoneelse101
@someoneelse101 3 жыл бұрын
The guards are like "here we go again" at the start
@zapkvr
@zapkvr 3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad they're getting something cos they have a hell of a time
@dianagette4796
@dianagette4796 2 жыл бұрын
All those who have passed from Monty Python, know that the laughs and joy, will continue for ages😁😂
@TheRealist2022
@TheRealist2022 Жыл бұрын
@diana gette Exactly. Did you see the memorial for Graham Chapman? Cleese has it perfectly, when he says that Chapman would have hated good taste! This is gold. kzbin.info/www/bejne/eJ6ViYOhpqqBl9k
@MrBICKUS9
@MrBICKUS9 3 жыл бұрын
"A packet of gravel". Loved life of brian all my life. 25 now and have been pissing myself at this film since i was like 10
@soundautomatic1
@soundautomatic1 3 жыл бұрын
The lady talking about the meek having a hell of time kills me
@keithwills3790
@keithwills3790 11 ай бұрын
This and blazing saddles.. The 2 best comedy movies ever...😂😂
@petersyme7083
@petersyme7083 Жыл бұрын
‘About Tea Time’ is such a Monty Python phrase. The Best British Comedy Ever. Amazing that one of the towns that banned the film, the ban was only lifted a few years ago, the Mayor of the town was the actress who played Judith, ‘that Welsh tart’. It was shown for the first time with Michael Palin in attendance.
@robhickford9169
@robhickford9169 Жыл бұрын
The pure throwaway line of a woman carrying an ass saying "I ain't got no time to go to no stoning." Wild stuff'
@buninparadise9476
@buninparadise9476 4 жыл бұрын
Greatest movie of all times
@mizofan
@mizofan 3 жыл бұрын
that's Sansho the Bailiff, of course
@manjulanilsson6011
@manjulanilsson6011 3 жыл бұрын
I agree
@Jarek_73
@Jarek_73 3 жыл бұрын
Surely one of the best ever shot.
@brucethomson3242
@brucethomson3242 4 жыл бұрын
What makes the Sermon scene so ingeniously funny is because the crowd is so huge, they all clearly respect Jesus for turning up. It's only the back of the crowd that have a rough time. Writing at its cleverest.
@timdowney6721
@timdowney6721 3 жыл бұрын
Love the two soldiers shaking their heads.
@SpaceCadet4Jesus
@SpaceCadet4Jesus 3 жыл бұрын
A stone salesman conveniently selling his quality craftsman rocks of death nearby. 😆
@alisonaizlewood475
@alisonaizlewood475 4 жыл бұрын
REG:"What Jesus fails to realise is that its the meek who are the problem" 😂🤣😂🤣
@Ali74
@Ali74 2 жыл бұрын
The film is a masterpiece.
@Scottie_S
@Scottie_S 3 жыл бұрын
A more accurate assessment of history, I have never seen...
@LordUnas
@LordUnas 4 жыл бұрын
What Jesus blatantly fails to appreciate is that it’s the meek who are the problem.
@milesbaigent4534
@milesbaigent4534 4 жыл бұрын
Still one of my favourite lines in all film comedy . This snippet epitomises British Comedy and it’s depth of funnyness. Fabulous. 👍MM
@BrianStringham4761
@BrianStringham4761 3 жыл бұрын
Chris G Um, dude, Jesus is the son of Jehovah, as in God. The son of God. The all-powerful, all-knowing, almighty creator of ALL life in the universe. He can read your most inner hearts and most inner thoughts. God is not stupid. And neither is Jesus. God knows more than Jesus. But Jesus, the Great Teacher, is smart too. The End. 🙏 Your friend, just some random Jehovah’s Witness dude AKA someone not important.
@BrianStringham4761
@BrianStringham4761 3 жыл бұрын
@yeah I'm John Assal Trust me. I have seen it! 😾
@BrianStringham4761
@BrianStringham4761 3 жыл бұрын
@BrianStringham4761
@BrianStringham4761 3 жыл бұрын
yeah I'm John Assal Well Played, Professor John “Ass” Al Yankovic! 🤔🧐🥱🤤😳🤪🤓😈😼👹💩
@unsungzero6122
@unsungzero6122 2 жыл бұрын
1:22 Michael Palin's angry yelling always makes me laugh 🤣
@robertcrowley3129
@robertcrowley3129 10 ай бұрын
Best film ever…. so ahead of its time and absolute genius 😂😂😂😂😂
@Brettyboy101
@Brettyboy101 8 ай бұрын
Cut out my favorite bit, "one more time and i'll take you to the fucking cleaners"😂😂😂😂
@bangroad4059
@bangroad4059 4 жыл бұрын
Edited out one of the funniest bits when he says one more time I'll take you to the f****n cleaners
@TonyEnglandUK
@TonyEnglandUK 4 жыл бұрын
lol I would so love to read that line somewhere in the Bible.
@fatheroflatus
@fatheroflatus 3 жыл бұрын
@@TonyEnglandUK I think it's in the Book of Herschel.
@kiirolozanogarcia3003
@kiirolozanogarcia3003 3 жыл бұрын
"language!! and don't pick your nose!!"
@pauldiffin9148
@pauldiffin9148 3 жыл бұрын
Just like you edited out ucki. Why not just write fuckin' ??
@frankfrank7921
@frankfrank7921 3 жыл бұрын
@@pauldiffin9148 I was waiting for someone to notice that. He complains about the video editing then edits himself. Silly person!
@deletesoon70
@deletesoon70 Жыл бұрын
Always loved Bignose's wife with "Oo thats nice innit, I'm glad they're gettin sumfin cuz they ad a elluva time"
@redsquirrel1086
@redsquirrel1086 4 жыл бұрын
Funniest movie ever made. A masterpiece.
@SR-vl6ql
@SR-vl6ql 3 жыл бұрын
And Airplane.
@redsquirrel1086
@redsquirrel1086 3 жыл бұрын
@@SR-vl6ql Agreed. Excellent film.
@michaelrowsell1160
@michaelrowsell1160 3 жыл бұрын
The meaning of life, had me on the floor gasping for breathe in the sex lessen with " what's wrong with kissing boy "
@greeenfilter8084
@greeenfilter8084 3 жыл бұрын
Without a doubt 😅
@TheRealist2022
@TheRealist2022 Жыл бұрын
@@SR-vl6ql Not in the same league. Very funny yes... but a million miles behind LOB.
@charlesmurphy3222
@charlesmurphy3222 2 жыл бұрын
Other than speaking in Aramaic, this is one of the most accurate interpretations of the New Testament in the history of entertainment.
@stevipop
@stevipop Жыл бұрын
"Good shot!" Like, how could you miss with that thing? 🤔🤣Hilarious, all of it!
@hobnobhead4043
@hobnobhead4043 3 жыл бұрын
"One more time mate, I'll take you the fackin cleaners!" My favourite line in this scene edited out!
@15sixmedia
@15sixmedia 2 жыл бұрын
I know! I was waiting for it and then the bugger cut it out!
@Dubdroid
@Dubdroid 2 жыл бұрын
Facking KZbin facking censorship …. F.F.S. someone wrestle this f. platform and SiliCON Valley out of f. religious control! … otherwise Totalitarianism, spyware and censorship is our only future.👍🤣💩
@garyturner5739
@garyturner5739 Жыл бұрын
2:18 Palin says 'I take you to the fucking cleaners has been removed.'
@razzle1964
@razzle1964 10 ай бұрын
🤨 cunts, ain’t they! 🙄
@sirtalkalotdoolittle
@sirtalkalotdoolittle 11 ай бұрын
"Blessed are the cheesemakers." "I'm sure he means all dairy products." And so the religious wars begin.
@SpaceCadet4Jesus
@SpaceCadet4Jesus 3 жыл бұрын
High Priest: "Alright, if you say Jehovah, one more , Okay, who threw that??" Crowd screams "She did" as their voices go from soprano to bass 😆
@blackfootedferret
@blackfootedferret Жыл бұрын
And people are stilll trying to stamp out that name lol.
@Pikestnt
@Pikestnt Жыл бұрын
“I’m sorry I thought we’d started” with the drop in pitch, is one of my favourite lines
@drey8
@drey8 4 жыл бұрын
"OAWWWW LAY OFF WE HAVEN'T STARTED YET!"
@richardl772
@richardl772 3 жыл бұрын
This classic should be compulsory viewing for everyone.......
@davidpyorkshire
@davidpyorkshire 8 ай бұрын
Blessed are the meek. That's nice innit. Glad they're getting something. They've had a hell of a time 😂😂
@kaboulscabal4816
@kaboulscabal4816 4 жыл бұрын
“Of his many achievements, for me the greatest gift he gave us all was his direction of Life of Brian. Perfection.” John Cleese
@x.y.8581
@x.y.8581 4 жыл бұрын
Other than THAT - just what has he EVER done for us?
@budakbaongsiah
@budakbaongsiah 3 жыл бұрын
Was Cleese talking about Terry Jones?
@someoneelse101
@someoneelse101 3 жыл бұрын
@Jim McCracken Who hit yours then, Goliath's big brother?
@TheRealist2022
@TheRealist2022 Жыл бұрын
@@budakbaongsiah Yeah, I think so. Jones did do a fantastic job of it.
@TonyEnglandUK
@TonyEnglandUK Жыл бұрын
@@budakbaongsiah He was talking about Terry, yes, John posted it on Twitter and continued _"Two down, four to go."_
@firewalkwithme2539
@firewalkwithme2539 4 жыл бұрын
Could be the greatest 7 minutes of comedy, intellectual and otherwise, ever put on film. There are so many challenging,funny and uncomfortable moments, that you could write a thesis on it.
@williamdonnelly224
@williamdonnelly224 4 жыл бұрын
Jehovah!
@tsopmocful1958
@tsopmocful1958 4 жыл бұрын
The Biggus Dickus scene is up there too.
@Veryciccio1
@Veryciccio1 3 жыл бұрын
Brian's latin lesson from the Centurion is pretty good also.
@thefreeradical2320
@thefreeradical2320 3 жыл бұрын
Firewalk...My thesis will always be....peace in the world or the world in pieces....(borrowed)....
@monikaszymanowska5142
@monikaszymanowska5142 3 жыл бұрын
"Let's go to the stoning" is a line you risk to hear on weekend when you are over thirty and still living with your mother:-)
@bn3121
@bn3121 7 ай бұрын
"Even, and I want to make this ABSOLUTELY clear..." love how he slow rolled that punchline haha
@427walrus
@427walrus Жыл бұрын
"What was that?" "I don't know I was too busy talking to big nose."
@KBAFourthtime
@KBAFourthtime 3 жыл бұрын
"NOW LOOK! NO ONE... IS TO STONE *ANYONE...* UNTIL I BLOW THIS WHISTLE, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?! EVEN, AND I WANT TO MAKE THIS *ABSOLUTELY* CLEAR... EVEN IF THEY *DO* SAY 'JEHOVAH!'"
@richardupton6266
@richardupton6266 3 жыл бұрын
Good shot.
@Kragatar
@Kragatar 3 жыл бұрын
*throws rock
@fortusvictus8297
@fortusvictus8297 2 жыл бұрын
"What have the ROMANS ever done for US?!"
@keithwills3790
@keithwills3790 11 ай бұрын
Michael Palin.. Magic.. Ripping Yarns... Comedy Gold..
@matt5415
@matt5415 Жыл бұрын
I love how the one guy so effortlessly explains that all purveyors of dairy products are blessed. You can see how a whole branch of Christianity could have been based on dairy from that post on. Dairiest Christian, likely.😊
@importantname
@importantname 4 жыл бұрын
From the Golden Age of British Documentary Making!
@franceleeparis37
@franceleeparis37 4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely brilliant.... gets better each time I watch it... had me in stitches... British humour at it best... 😂😂😂
@raymoore6277
@raymoore6277 6 жыл бұрын
Best opening scene ever, up to 'SPEAK UP', wonderfully irreverent.
@gregorymabrey7508
@gregorymabrey7508 Жыл бұрын
The youngster holding her umbrella. ha ha.
@davidcampbell362
@davidcampbell362 3 жыл бұрын
" The meek will not inherit the earth- they will get what is left of it." - Frank Zappa
@BH-cr5uo
@BH-cr5uo 3 жыл бұрын
"The meek shall inherit nothing" Frank Zappa-
@alanpritchard5709
@alanpritchard5709 4 жыл бұрын
@ 02:26 Michael Palin has had the line cut: "One more time and I'll take you to the f***ing cleaners!"
@joejitsu034
@joejitsu034 4 жыл бұрын
A master class of silliness 😂👍❤️
@tiasara5967
@tiasara5967 8 ай бұрын
This is actually extremely reassuring that people haven’t changed since the B.C. era, the 1970s and today! We’re still the same idiots. Very comforting.
@greeenfilter8084
@greeenfilter8084 3 жыл бұрын
Where has comedy gone. British comedy at its best. You just can’t beat British humour 😅😂🤣
@royfearn4345
@royfearn4345 3 жыл бұрын
The Thought PO
@royfearn4345
@royfearn4345 3 жыл бұрын
The Thought Police have killed humour and extinguished the light of the world.
@manjulanilsson6011
@manjulanilsson6011 3 жыл бұрын
Agree
@sillysausage4549
@sillysausage4549 3 жыл бұрын
You aren't allowed to be funny in Britain anymore, for fear of offending women and ethnic minorities
@manjulanilsson6011
@manjulanilsson6011 3 жыл бұрын
@@sillysausage4549 I belive its like that all over the western civilization I'm afraid. PC culture. One have to make a difference between humour and seriousness imo.
@thomastammaro693
@thomastammaro693 2 жыл бұрын
"Blessed are the cheese makers". This movie never gets old🤣🤣😂
@kiddetroit8403
@kiddetroit8403 Ай бұрын
What are the most magnificent scenes in cinematic history this will go down and infamy forever
@tinaboy99
@tinaboy99 11 ай бұрын
A truly wonderful comedy, so full of jokes, inuendos etc you find something new every time you watch e.
@stevenspenneberg7407
@stevenspenneberg7407 4 жыл бұрын
This movie perfectly encapsulates today. It’s so accurate it’s not even a parody. More like a Pre-documentary.
@originate2464
@originate2464 4 жыл бұрын
I think it might not only be similar to today, but similar to the past few thousand years, maybe longer
@MongoSays
@MongoSays Жыл бұрын
The Stoning has to be the funniest bit ever put on film, hands down.
@Ston247
@Ston247 3 жыл бұрын
3:10 The funniest punch in movie history, IMO.
@hbp2m
@hbp2m 3 жыл бұрын
Its heart warming to see that things haven't really changed that much in the last 1400 - 2500 years in the Middle East.
@mickryan2450
@mickryan2450 Жыл бұрын
Oh yeah brain dead fwits
@twcnz3570
@twcnz3570 Жыл бұрын
Gotta love those "Abrahamic" religions.
@roberthill799
@roberthill799 11 ай бұрын
Not to mention Alabama.
@timwright8785
@timwright8785 11 ай бұрын
Probably one of the greatest comedy films ever vintage python at its best 👌
@richardstokes3625
@richardstokes3625 3 жыл бұрын
Bloody brilliant
@raymondvaughan6262
@raymondvaughan6262 3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant film best python film made great to watch again to cheer you up a must Brilliant writing and comedy
@MrClingclong
@MrClingclong 3 жыл бұрын
40 years on, and Python's Life of Brian is still a great film. It shows up the utter madness of religions then and now.
@undieturd
@undieturd 4 жыл бұрын
"Why aren't women allowed to go to stoning, mum?" "It's written, that's why." And there you have it.
@mizofan
@mizofan 3 жыл бұрын
not just religion but the education system and the mainstream media- ask no questions, accept what you're told (and the greedy rich bastards keep getting richer)
@pioneernut7487
@pioneernut7487 3 жыл бұрын
How you tell there's a god? Well it's written
@timjohnson1199
@timjohnson1199 3 жыл бұрын
Experienced Monty Python during high school and shortly after. Was never the same.
@Unused50
@Unused50 4 жыл бұрын
Stoning and biggus dickus are my favourite scenes
@rickn8or
@rickn8or 4 жыл бұрын
"Romanes eunt domus" does it for me.
@ThePathStrider
@ThePathStrider 4 жыл бұрын
@@rickn8or People called Romanes go to the house?
@Astrobrant2
@Astrobrant2 4 жыл бұрын
If I had a top 20 funniest lines or scenes, I think at least eight of them would be from this movie. My favorite line in this movie was, "How should we fuck off, oh Lord?" That's so damned funny, you don't even need the context.
@Silver_Owl
@Silver_Owl 4 жыл бұрын
I love the whole "He's Not the Messiah!"/ "Excuse me, are you a virgin?" scene. And the stoning. But it's all good.
@Astrobrant2
@Astrobrant2 4 жыл бұрын
@@Silver_Owl Yes, I loved that scene, too. Brian: "You're all individuals." Crowd: "Yes, we're all individuals!" Brian: "You're all different!" Crowd: "Yes, we're all different!" One man: "I'm not." Pilate's "Biggus Dickus" scene was my favorite, though. I don't think any movie has ever made me laugh as hard as this one did.
@reason5591
@reason5591 2 жыл бұрын
Appreciation for how well MP subtly get the truth across lmao 😂
@simonrandall5471
@simonrandall5471 4 жыл бұрын
A male actor. Pretending to be a woman, pretending to be a man.
@g0679
@g0679 4 жыл бұрын
Simon Randall Reminds me of a description of a drag queen stage show.
@TomiKaski
@TomiKaski 3 жыл бұрын
Mind... blown
@zapkvr
@zapkvr 3 жыл бұрын
Like Dustin Hoffnagel in Tootsie
@ralphphillips2232
@ralphphillips2232 3 жыл бұрын
like Steve Martin in "All of Me"
@dcanmore
@dcanmore 3 жыл бұрын
Victor/Victoria a female actress, pretending to be a man, pretending to be a woman
@cristinabumbac151
@cristinabumbac151 Жыл бұрын
Monty Python...saw 4 or 5 of their movies, all absolutely phenomenal. A group of actors who wrote, directed and played with extraordinary humor and courage (yes, one needs guts to do what they did) scenes that probably will never have a match 😉
@michaelpollen8923
@michaelpollen8923 Жыл бұрын
This was when we all had a good huma 😂 i so mis them years
@rileyonoid6731
@rileyonoid6731 3 жыл бұрын
I'm waiting for the reboot, Life of Achmed! Should be box office gold!
@thefreeradical2320
@thefreeradical2320 3 жыл бұрын
Those insecure idol worshippers could never abide that....Did any Christian decapitate anyone going to see LOB....NO....
@bretttempleman5373
@bretttempleman5373 Жыл бұрын
They cut out my favourite bit. " I'll take you to the fuckin cleaners"😂😂😂
@guitarlover302
@guitarlover302 3 жыл бұрын
Timeless brilliance 👌
@dean6880
@dean6880 4 жыл бұрын
A packet of gravel, absolutely brilliant
@George-ph6qo
@George-ph6qo 3 жыл бұрын
My absolute personal favorite Monty Python movie. My eyes still water uncontrollably from laughter. I have the VHS but I still haven't found even a DVD if not a blue ray copy. I have to be sitting upright or I can't catch my breath
@Dubdroid
@Dubdroid 2 жыл бұрын
Blame religious censorship for that lack of distribution …. The humourless BASTARDS are still trying to oppress us and take away our Freedoms. Defund them … don’t give them a penny whilst you are alive …. nor when your dead … sucking pariah totalitarian leeches who shouldn’t be let anywhere near the reins of society control.
@royayersrules
@royayersrules 2 жыл бұрын
You haven't looked that hard!
@Ironside-fz9vd
@Ironside-fz9vd Жыл бұрын
I have it on DVD , along with The Meaning of Life and The Holy Grail.
@david-bs2ov
@david-bs2ov Жыл бұрын
George 2 years ago (edited) I bought a dvd through hmv about two years ago.
@willisverynice
@willisverynice 2 жыл бұрын
It’s amazing how many jokes are going on at the same time.
@billlombard9911
@billlombard9911 4 жыл бұрын
Classic and will always be great 😂😂😂
@jerometaperman7102
@jerometaperman7102 3 жыл бұрын
Oh! Blessed are the meek. Well, that’s nice, isn’t it? I’m glad they’re getting something ‘cause they’ve ‘ad a ‘ell of a time.
@TheMrsmartass13
@TheMrsmartass13 3 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite subtle jokes is when the old lady is carry the goat, the stone salesman tries to sell her a beard so she can pretend to be a man and participate in a stoning and is refused, only to see another old lady in a beard come up and completely believe it to be a man, I love their writing.
@TheRealist2022
@TheRealist2022 Жыл бұрын
That lady is Gwen Taylor. She was in a few python things and in Ritland Weekend Television. In LOB she was also gourd lady, Mrs. Big Nose at the sermon on the mount, and doubtless a few other parts, too.
@salyluz6535
@salyluz6535 Жыл бұрын
Umm… That’s not a goat the lady is carrying. That’s a donkey. It even makes the donkey braying sound.
@TheMrsmartass13
@TheMrsmartass13 Жыл бұрын
@@salyluz6535 dayum, you're right
@darthozlord
@darthozlord Жыл бұрын
I think the rock salesman was just in on the scheme of the women dressing in beards. Good for his business I suppose
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