Bad Apple but it's a Windows virus

Yes, this runs in realtime.
Do you like to live dangerously? Running binaries from strangers is an adrenaline rush? Give it a go:
mon.im/bad_apple.exe
If you're more risk-averse, build it yourself!
github.com/mon/bad_apple_virus

[@ethangold4900]

Imagine getting amazed with the animation as it secretly steals all of your data as you keep watching

[@frog8412YT]

the old type of viruses is what are you thinking of)

[@EmoRat0818]

Distractionary tactic

[@RXNat1on]

Then after that, it will destroy the boot sector of the pc

[@z2v..]

aint trynna give them any ideas bro

[@versilver]

shh don't give them ideas

[@amewtwofan]

now imagine a TAS bot closing all the windows as soon as they pop up

[@skud1377]

Don't need a TAS just get an Osu player

[@nuh_uh952]

​@@skud1377uh oh

[@oooooo1280]

@@skud1377 Osu player here

[@MartinDerTolle]

A script closing every window opened by the bad_apple executable (e.g. via taskkill) would technically count as a tool-assisted setup, but I get what you meant. - Nerd Emoji

[@AssortedMold268]

@@MartinDerTolle i wouldn't call that "tool-assisted", more like "tool-do-all-the-work-for-you" on a serious note, that actually would not count as tool-assisted. a tool-assisted speedrun is "...composed of precise inputs recorded with tools", and non-macro scripts do not make precise inputs or record them with tools.

[@fridayfunkgaming291offical]

1. "If it has a screen, it can run DOOM." 2. "If it has 2 colors, it can run Bad Apple!!." 3. "If it has sound, it can play Megalovania." 4. "If it exists, there's porn of it." 5. "If it has a gender, there's an opposite gender equivalent." 6. "If it has a console, it has a Hello World! program." 7. "If it can think, it can beat Minecraft." 8. "If there's a question you have, there's an expert at it." 9. "There is always a universe when you're funny" 10. "If it exists, there's an FNF mod of it." 11. "If it can be interacted with, it has is own game out of this interaction." 12. "If there’s two people on the planet, someone’s gonna want someone dead." 13. "If you think you've mastered something, there is an asian guy that does this 432 times better than you" 14. "If something is popular, theres videos putting the characters in not kids stuff in KZbin KIDS." 15. "If it exists, there’s a better version of it" 16. "if you can make a custom map for it, there is a dust2" 17. "If it has a screen, it can play the lorax on it" 18. "If there's an EA game, it’s always pay to win." 19. "if there's a wonderful family on street, a drunk truck man wanted to meet them" 20. "If it's a meme, someone will ruin it." 21. "If it exists, there's a wiki for it." 22. "If it's trendy, content farmers will ruin it" 23. "if there's a mobile game, there's ads in it" 24. "If if it's a live, it can die." 25. "If it's nothing, it's nothing." 26. "If a game is old, there's gotta be a creepypasta for it." 27. "If it's a bear, it's Freddy Fazbear." 28. "If there's a game, there's a 10 year old raging." 29. "If it has sound or a screen, it can remix h1t1." 30. "If it has a playlist feature, it has my McDonald's order." 31. "If it's a game, it will get remade when it's old." 32. "If it has acess to the internet, you can read AO3 on it." 33. "If it's a toilet, it's skibidi." 34. "If it's found by rule 34 artists, there will be rule 34 of it." 35. "If it's falling, it can be edited into the Undertale intro." 36. "If it is a software, it can code Flappy Bird."

[@ChipDrewPog]

if it has sound, it can play megalovania

[@emilquino]

if it exist, there's porn of it

[@cassandraguildernstien]

If it has a gender, there's an opposite gender equivalent.

[@iammetroid3090]

@@emilquino The Four Horse Men of the Internet.

[@nekomimicatears]

Not even 2 colors, just 2 states in general lmao

[@diamondan5721]

Eventually someone will spend their whole life finding a cloud that looks like each induvidual frame, and i dont think im ready for it Edit: AI is boring, it doesn't count

[@Voxal5805]

Bold of you to assume no one is working on it already

[@faisfaizal5194]

Eh, that's a couple hours work using AIs.

[@violetifreal]

​@@faisfaizal5194too bad ai is lame

[@faisfaizal5194]

@@violetifreal nah, ai is not lame. If anything, they're actually terrifying

[@sebloup646]

Like 1 years im on it, take time, it s 60% done

[@maxthompson7107]

It plays on a calculator. It plays on a 3D printer. Now it's being played on people's desktop home screens!

[@miku-chikita]

Bad apple is Doom but for animators

[@upscale9109]

​@@miku-chikita i want to see bad apple played inside doom

[@Maximka_Vlam]

in the future it will play on people's eyes

[@David2073]

A calculator? Link, please?

[@David2073]

​@@miku-chikita*for musicians, you have only seen the animations, but you should listen to the covers

[@dldldl7795]

>Hey, I got Bad Apple running in windows. “So? You and a hundred other weebs.” >No, *in windows*…

[@doz3rr]

imagine *real* windows

[@theanomynusguy]

so like you break a dark stained window to create each frame...@@doz3rr

[@kahiruo]

​​@@theanomynusguynah you make condensation in the window then draw each frame by hand using your fingers

[@LucasGleason]

@@theanomynusguypain and misery

[@pikariocraftf2802]

​@@theanomynusguyplexiglass set up to make a "pepper's ghost" effect could work

[@The_Hanged-Man]

Doom and Bad Apple: The things that can and WILL be played on LITERALLY ANYTHING. It won't be long before someone figures out to play this on a chameleon or a squid.

[@user-in2cm4bj9e]

Pretty sure it’s octopi that camouflage, sorry to be that guy.

[@The_Hanged-Man]

@@user-in2cm4bj9e Well, yes, but squids also have color changing cells. They go from brown to white when killed, so, it could also be used as a screen.

[@leopard_123_atl]

Mark rober pls contact a biologist and a team of bio engieners to do this

[@creeper7ech520]

@@The_Hanged-Man ah yes, 'commiting squid genocide to play Bad Apple!! ' definitey won't put you on a watchlist

[@Linguini_Guy]

​@@creeper7ech520sssshhhhh Science shhhhhh

[@KiwiWasAlreadyTaken]

I love how its categorised as Minecraft

[@Hedgehogger191]

I only noticed cuz of this comment Lol

[@Zaluuk]

The windows are squares and Minecraft is easily recognisable for the cubes which consists of 6 squares, so isn't it basically the same thing

[@susannerudolph8469]

ive had a attack of the killer queen remix in a mix called music from japan

[@Caldoric]

Now, make it play windows system sounds to replicate the original song.

[@za_9118]

*Windows device connected SFX plays*

[@narrativeless404]

That's just not possible Windows error sounds are too derpy

[@MysteriouslyTastySoup]

@@narrativeless404 clearly you havent heard the windows error remix

[@proton..]

the remix is already made

[@partitionhlep]

@@narrativeless404 then use sounds from earlier versions and pitch them to the song, like those ytpmvs we all used to watch

[@sastersa1165]

this is well made, who ever made this into a actual or not a actual virus did a great job

[@infinitehexington]

It's alright, I like Monoxide.exe more though

[@manga_kit]

152 likes with no replys? Here's a reply

[@Metrocysh]

​@@manga_kitPlease, could you stop doing this? Giving it a reply that doesn't have anything to do with the comment is the same as nothing honestly, the trend is annoying because one thinks "Oh I wonder what these people have to say about this person's comment! Maybe they elaborate a bit on their opinions or add a cool fact!" and it's a chain of "Liked comment and almost no replies? Let me fix it :)" and it's just not cool...

[@SillyCritterx3]

@@Metrocyshok I agree but you didn't have to make a whole paragraph..

[@Nohandlefornow]

@@Metrocyshbro printed fax

[@SparrettCrow]

It'll be funny if the instruments were replaced by windows sounds

[@supercheesydorrito1171]

Thats already been done with windows error sounds

[@nairdacnalbel]

B L O N G

[@frog_king200]

DOO DO DOO

[@maybeicoulddoaflip]

computer: you just installed a virus me: i dont care it looks cool computer: …its literally stealing data

[@kazomixcoolperson]

i love these types of applications that use the window itself. i've seen it enough times to the point where the novelty has kinda worn off, but that still doesn't prevent me from being absolutely amazed at what people can do.

[@cosmosyn2514]

i think the song is mid i only click on these because i want to see impressive technical feats

[@sansclone1874]

Well, there's a game named "Window kill" that using the Window in such a creative way

[@noahshad09]

@@cosmosyn2514same

[@marywiza]

It's bad Apple... we must make bad apples out of anything and everything.

[@rafflesiadeathcscent3507]

​@@cosmosyn2514you are mid while the song is fire

[@xanderapple6944]

i just imagine the amount of error noises

[@inesnobre2703]

Shit

[@lilstarsprout]

i hope this "trend" never dies. i love seeing peoples unusual skills through this sm

[@Goat_gamering]

Bad apple is not a trend. Its part of internet culture.

[@baller8266]

WE CRASHING THE PC WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯

[@pyrielt]

It's even better because the different window sizes let you think it's got depth

[@puzzlepuddles6712]

good luck explaining this one to the indian tech support scammer

[@GOOD_FARMER]

I'm Indian thankyou for calling me to help 😊

[@Curione23]

Some white dude screaming "SCAMMER!!!1!"

[@Spellweaver5]

Now I wish someone tried this.

[@Storm53-Axis]

Can we just talk about how well made bad apple is? Like dude, I’m genuinely suprised how well its done

[@Zeforas]

The first time i saw it, many years ago, i thought it was damn impressive. Even today, i think its still a damn masterpiece.

[@timisafe809]

Imagine watching that in absolute shock as your pc slowly decomposes

[@ronaldromans]

this is mixed with two of my favorite things (computers and computer viruses) with a very good animation nice job!

[@gumkl]

this is like saying (games and minecraft)

[@Donut-im9lk]

@@gumkl Minecraft is a species of wrasse obviously

[@Confusion372]

Rule 99 Of The Internet: if it exists, Bad Apple can be played on it edit: war in the replies. they forgot rules of the internet were more like suggestions. enter at your own risk.

[@Skivv5]

not rlly a rule of the INTERNET...

[@The5kyDragon]

Doom: finally a worthy oponent

[@equilstirax]

What’s tule 69

[@Confusion372]

@@equilstirax Google it

[@pepperclap]

what rule 34

[@Pure_Neon]

Wow! As a user familiar with WinForms programming, I am extremely impressed with the author's patience. (Translated by Microsoft SwiftKey)

[@Jake28]

If it's really that hard, there's always the option of using something easy like Java and LWJGL

[@Skullgod12]

When the computer got a virus but it plays a banger

[@joebidenVEVO]

this would be a lot less terrifying to run if it was done in MDI

[@antrix2107]

wasn't there already been person who created Bad Apple in MIDI

[@RadeonVega64]

​@@antrix2107yea I think

[@TC64X]

@antrix6897 they mean MDI (multiple document interface, think the smaller windows that are inside of FL Studio's main window), not MIDI

[@antrix2107]

@@TC64X Ah my bad, didn't see the comment properly lol

[@Harada_Ai]

As a 90's childhood-taker, I remember there was an video accelerator only for making windows move and resize faster in your desktop. I now see this and am amazed because multiple windows are flying around and morphing at speed over the monitor refresh rate with no sweat. I already know today's commodity GPU alone is billions faster than CPUs for moon travel program but it's different issue anyone can experience the significant changes with its bare-eyes.

[@Tubeytime]

This is one of the most creative ones

[@narrativeless404]

They are all equally creative Uncreative people can't do it

[@_person-a._.]

yess

[@shiningjoot6369]

Next Touhou fans are gonna play this on heart moniters

[@playstationrussia2515]

Every time i see masterpiece of art like this one, my programming self-esteem falls apart.

[@Koyboi_0583]

I ran this on the school computer

[@CathyMoon656]

lol

[@GatoFacha52]

Did it blow up

[@dalynagarcia3861]

@@GatoFacha52 probably

[@Hedgehogger191]

How did it go

[@hmm279]

same

[@corviknightor]

i kinda expected the beats to be windows error sounds LMAO

[@Securitycamera6]

I have no idea how this works but it will forever live on my desktop now

[@BiOS_F2]

It's really interesting how when larger windows are used to fill in the silhouettes it removes the 3D perspective illusion, even though the original is also just silhouettes.

[@luckyfunky1178]

This is what happens when you know how to code, your internet turned off, and you have bad apple saved

[@JustSomeLights]

Ima put this on all the school computers and disguise it as google chrome

[@Dragon_Lightaltacc]

lmao

[@nxsus]

bros a menace LMAO

[@dracomalfoy6886]

How did it go?

[@JustSomeLights]

@@dracomalfoy6886 I couldn't add It directly so I am in the prosses of making a Linux based system to connect into the Internet and add it to all computers from there

[@Hedgehogger191]

What happened? How did it go?

[@user-uy3tt3df4t]

I want to remind you that at this time of year some person managed to run DOOM in human cells, so the next cover of bad apple I hope will follow that line

[@abyssinyan.didier]

3:06 i love the petals

[@CricketyCrickey]

my compjter would absolutely die if it ran this 💀

[@HFIAPY]

Yes, my *compjter* would DIE too 💀

[@Hedgehogger191]

If i had a *compjter* it would also die if it ran this

[@SS_Palacios]

I can agree to this since my *compjter* is is old and would explode

[@cg2083]

Same, my *compjter* would do a nuclear explosion

[@Junko_Enoshima_of_HPA]

if I had a **compjter** it would probably detonate just by running this

[@lptotheskull]

Bad Apple: exists Programmers: *I CAN MILK YOU*

[@chenterr103]

Oh Oh no

[@Zaluuk]

Milk it for what tho🤨

[@WhatDoIPutInTheDamnHandle]

@@Zaluuk *slurrp* hmm rule 33 of bad apple, nerds must make bad apple on windows. Rule 34, *oh hell yeah*

[@lazydelibird]

@@WhatDoIPutInTheDamnHandleRule86

[@JuanbobsXgames]

Can't wait to make this program run on start in all the computers in my school! The I.T guy is going to have a field day with this one

[@309electronics5]

Rather download it onto the schools network so everyone will get it. You can easily wipe the drives. While if you put it on the network. When the pc boots via pxe into recovery or into windows (if files are hosted on the school domain server instead of locally on pcs) it will start automatically

[@JuanbobsXgames]

Sadly, the I.T guy at my school had everything in mind when setting up the computer restrictions and blocked almost everything that isn't the main browser(command prompt, windows protector, servers, and even setting!)@@309electronics5

[@mousermind]

3:05 My first thought was now amazing and skillful this part looks. My second thought was, "What if those flying particles were made from the flying toasters screen saver back in '91?"

[@user-zm5cb4qs6n]

windows after you try to open a pdf:

[@simpleststick]

IF THERE IS A WAY, BAD APPLE WILL PLAY

[@Yoshistar238]

It keeps blowing my mind, the different ways people find to animate this.

[@Milano_Barvasa]

"Something smells like...fire?"

[@senter_armstong]

The opening scared the living shit out of me

[@inesnobre2703]

Is this coding, or just insanely good editing WHAT? THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY! I AM THE 2ND MOST LIKED COMMENT?? THIS NEVER HAPPENED TO ME! I USUALLY ONLY GET LIKE 5 LIKES AND 1 REPLY AT MOST!

[@nikolajthepig]

​@patoflamejantetvoh nice

[@mariagirtler-budesca6930]

​​@patoflamejantetvbut is it rlly like "information-stealing" or just the animation?

[@GDNachoo]

@@mariagirtler-budesca6930 i'm pretty sure the top comment is joking, but always be wary running random executables

[@RenderingUser]

editing will literally take more work than this

[@RenderingUser]

@patoflamejantetv not really, just get any program that pops up windows and you're good. i could make that. editing that requires much more work given how so much of that works like windows. if it were edited, adding all the imperfections would have been a nightmare

[@defo_xK41x]

IF THERE'S A SCREEN, BAD APPLE WILL BE SEEN!!!!

[@Moe_Posting_Chad]

Ran the binary. Feel scammed that I didn't get my identity stolen!

[@roflcopterfan5757]

my pc would explode from the amount of tabs

[@Zikrozr2]

same

[@Hedgehogger191]

if i had a pc it would also explode but i dont have a pc

[@ResetOnYoutube]

KZbin: Is this Minecraft?

[@SupersuMC]

Dang it, KZbin. XD

[@Goat_gamering]

Sees cubes: *MINCE RAFT*

[@lunariaflora]

This was one of the coolest bad apples I've seen yet! Prob my new favourite!

[@T1M0THYYT]

imagine it blue screens at the end

[@mcha0_]

Truly the dwm.exe moment

[@merasmusentertainment]

I guess it really was a bad apple.

[@parvitz]

KZbin: Hm, yes, this is Minecraft

[@trollsansofficial]

I would genuinely get my computer burnt just to see this

[@esonyt]

Ran under Linux as well under W.I.N.E!

[@Funkles]

you're a menace, monty.

[@jvm-XLIX]

Imagine this is like an actual virus it doesn't do anything to your computer it just does this and Blairs the music in your ears

[@littlep3ngu]

When you get random viruses notification and after removing it all tons just keep appearing and it doesn't stop after the 5,000th notification.

[@TitoComNickCriativo]

Windows Defender, Avast e Ccleaner: "Não há mais nada que possa ser feito."

[@Potpie_king]

When you download Touhou off a sketchy website.

[@crunchycakegaming1507]

Jokes on you my pc exploded from the animation before it could steal anything

[@ONETrueEndTCOTWOFF]

This is my two favorite things Bad Apple and computer viruses

[@Mortomi]

Imagine going to a sketchy website and downloading something and then all of sudden it just starts playing bad apple

[@BeansBem]

holy fuck thanks bro i'm gonna run this on my school's computer

[@f937r]

I can smell my computer burning.

[@TheRidiculousR]

i feel like this might be the jankiest bad apple ive seen yet, its wonderful

[@zeno2909]

question: is the song included with the virus and is it actually not malicious?

[@montymintypie]

Yes, the exe plays and synchronises with the song, it's not overlaid. It's not a virus in that it's not actually viral, nor does it persist. But it's like the "old virus style" of being a difficult to close nuisance :) Once the song finishes though, it's gone!

[@justusxavierbarboza246]

@@montymintypie can you stop the exe and how to stop it?

[@montymintypie]

@@justusxavierbarboza246 if you close any of the windows, the app will quit. Consider it a challenge :)

[@kaushplays1914]

i just used alt f4 lol@@montymintypie

[@crispy_09]

@@montymintypie phew i panicked when i downloaded it

[@pinkgoth6]

hope the art form of creating bad apple in things never dies

[@headphonezzz_y]

I don’t care if it steals my data and IP address this is gold

[@Yaroslav_kot3181]

Remember, wherever you go, there will be always a bad apple in it

[@averyalexander2528]

Task manager been real quiet since this dropped

[@Atilolzz]

Monty strikes back

[@sca255_loves_PCs]

this legendary i am subing for this

[@Zer0sVoid]

Adding this to the collection.

[@FromtheTriangle]

This is genuinely painful to watch

[@309electronics5]

The fact it uses python and rust and is opensource is awesome! Thought it was some C/C++ code but its regular python and rust which is for me personally pretty understandable.. makes me want to make a addon for it that plays the beats in the form of windows sounds. I could probabably write a python script for that and edit the original python script to also start the audio script but idk how long that will take or if i have time for it/if its worth my time

[@Vel_Vivi]

i really like how you play with the negative space with the windows. good stuff!

[@flearr_4454]

thanks for frying my pc

[@daverist1234]

I CANNOT ESCAPE FROM THESE TYPES OF VIDS

[@someone4229]

-play bad apple (2 colors required) -optionally audio -run doom It can now do anything!

[@maxslacksqo]

1. Impress them 2.TAKE EVERYTHING THEY HAVE

[@zoneankha2622]

its amazing buddy!

[@Gooberpatrol66]

Linux Tiling WM people be like: "yeah, we got that function. I got it bound to Ctrl+Shift+Alt+Meta+B+A"

[@Kakoi-toUser]

I assure you, this song will never die.

[@KarolaTea]

This is brilliant! :D I can't code much, but if I ever learn the relevant skills, I might try and make this play the sounds (people have made remixed with windows sounds before iirc), and add the lyrics to the windows, for a fully functional karaoke version XD

[@NinjaBartender]

Now this is extremely creative

[@Absbor]

the art community is just that interested with its opening, i think. I know that the fanbase is getting newer members once in a while as well. astoundishing.

[@Manoloivin]

all it takes is one "not responding"

[@glen417]

I love how it all being blocky made KZbin go: "Hmm, yes, this is Minecraft!"

[@AstralBlader1]

The virus needs to remove the backgound image and leave it black in its next revision :) Crazy job, amazing work!

[@kaitlynethylia]

The most impressive part of this is windows running fast enough to show all the frames accurately

[@Obmaking]

its like windows vs waring messages

[@bigsmiley86]

this is insanely underated

[@clownymoosebean]

This almost made me forget that Touhou is a ShootEmUp game featuring haunted japanese dolls with magic powers fighting evil or something. Tons of bullets in this line of work.

[@92LuisAlfredo]

Okay, THAT was impressive

[@kieratemp]

I choked on the air while watching this

[@DiscoverWkate]

This is gorgeous.

[@yepisuredolikecats3979]

You’re insane for this