It’s so much cooler to run out of gas at a big show than to bow to peer pressure and actually have a gas tank. “ I don’t need a gas tank, I don’t actually RIDE motorcycles, I’m an artist!”
@blurrymonster3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@GratefulEd9073 жыл бұрын
Built to show not to go
@harryvandenberg67075 жыл бұрын
A Zippo has more gas in it.
@nicholaschristophorou30875 жыл бұрын
A zippo has an owner, those bikes need owners, those are not bikers.
@JimmyGabrielGrace4 жыл бұрын
@@nicholaschristophorou3087 uii elu
@curtphillipps9754 жыл бұрын
First lesson-ride slow with your feet up second lesson ride without revving the engine every two goddam seconds
@megastick93244 жыл бұрын
@@nicholaschristophorou3087 hipsters...
@dirkdiggler24303 жыл бұрын
If you wanna compare the zippo and the motorcycle say fuel, Zippos don't use gas.
@hellbent63445 жыл бұрын
@0:53 When you run out of gas on your way to the show , you know that’s trailer queen .
@keithfowler68765 жыл бұрын
Almost enough gas to get out of the arena
@truthhurts17854 жыл бұрын
And I love the guys that are constantly reaching down towards that carburetor finger fucking god-knows-what to show everybody that they know what they're doing when in reality they haven't got a clue
@meowzer44193 жыл бұрын
You like hells angels by hunter s Thompson my favorite line from that book.
@fvgc454ss3 жыл бұрын
Yea... they build weld paint and engineer custom show bikes and have now idea how to make em run...
@hodaka10005 жыл бұрын
Well there's your problem, you forgot to put a fuel tank on it!
@jimmy999-z2j5 жыл бұрын
The only way this could be gayer is if John Travolta himself rode in on one
5 жыл бұрын
Jim Glen oh you can throw in a harley vrod and it would surpass super gay at that point.
@jackspade25765 жыл бұрын
Fucking spit my coffee, good ob ya mate!
@jaywilliamson26014 жыл бұрын
Hahahahhahahahahahaha
@kanethompson7083 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@johanpearce2233 жыл бұрын
I was expecting it to run out of fuel again as soon as he kicked it over.
@jimmy_y_4203 жыл бұрын
@Johan Pearce...I know, right??? When I first looked at it, I was thinking 🤔 sure didn't take too long to fill up...bet it runs out dam near as fast..😂😂😂😂
@Branner19685 жыл бұрын
The black Pan w/the springer would be my choice. SWEET
@TomFoolery14084 жыл бұрын
The only one u can actually ride
@almiskymuhammadrafi99374 жыл бұрын
@@TomFoolery1408 yes LMAO
@nealbeard14 жыл бұрын
Make sure it's a rigid frame to give your prostate a good work out sweety
@robertcourtney76495 жыл бұрын
By the look on that guys face with the tinchy winchy tiny little handlebars he knows they look ridiculous 😁😂. . And so does he🙄
@paulbelcher70595 жыл бұрын
The bloke who ran out of fuel was really stressed...what's he going to get out of that tank full, two runs up and down that warehouse.
They are being forced to ride the bikes into the bike show to prove that they really run.
@dinkydotzero5 жыл бұрын
I didn't realize the Special Olympics had a builders division
@mrmidnight325 жыл бұрын
I must have missed the VIPs. All I saw were a bunch of tools with sick bikes.
@HarleyFurgesson5 жыл бұрын
That’s not even a bar hopper, more like a gas station hopper !
@hodaka10005 жыл бұрын
A pleasure to push!
@amritpal89625 жыл бұрын
HarleyFurgesson
@Neo29063 жыл бұрын
Man i love this bikes. Practicalness 0% , Coolness 101 % :-) The last 3 ones are so fucking awesome !!!!
@rogerthat10-473 жыл бұрын
That little Café Racer is quite lovely, by far the nicest bike there, I think I'm going to have to steal some ideas from that.
@MOTOPILOT65 жыл бұрын
I guess I'm the only one that loved that red chopper.
@dropedaso4 жыл бұрын
haha these idiots don't know what a showbike is
@LuisOrtega-kt3jv4 жыл бұрын
I’m with you..loved that red bike as well.
@NextKnown5 жыл бұрын
I love how slim they are , also this one 2:25 was really nice.
@joelisatorres42773 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of that southpark episode with those bully kids on their bicycles going vroom vroom vroom
@petemc53764 жыл бұрын
1:15 that red hi rise chopper must be ridiculousy difficult to ride
@lrlapua80352 жыл бұрын
idiot bike......
@andye58515 жыл бұрын
That black pan is perfect. It has all the right ingredients.... Less is more.
@qwerty177243 жыл бұрын
0:20 who is the guy on the red chopper?
@Chopperssweden3 жыл бұрын
Start with Montana state
@qwerty177243 жыл бұрын
@@Chopperssweden whats his name?
@billdobbins83724 жыл бұрын
You don't need a big gas tank for a garage ornament
@richardrandolph10693 жыл бұрын
That iron head with the baby gas tank is just a living room decoration won't even go 10 miles lol
@manuhonkanen21113 жыл бұрын
1/4 of a mile is all she needs!
@ilhamsaputra3055 жыл бұрын
2:18 that starter kick, is still open hehe. maybe that bro to proud, and he should be proud
@1motomanic5 жыл бұрын
I couldn't even get out of my driveway with that puny fuel tank....
@keithfowler68765 жыл бұрын
A gas tank the size of a shot glass by the time you get it warmed up your out of gas
@draganm78235 жыл бұрын
Kool rides! When handlebars are so close together and forks so long, its not safe to ride; that's where I draw the line.
@hodaka10005 жыл бұрын
Yeah! I want a bike that don't handle for shit, is a pain in the ass and has absolutely no fuel capacity.
@keystonedaytrip2383 жыл бұрын
I hate that bike !
@johnymango51775 жыл бұрын
Hey bro I'll. Meet you at the next gas station where.. 2 blocks down
@anonymouslegion49285 жыл бұрын
Oranary Mango I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@เดดานานา5 жыл бұрын
Class
@tenuen70014 жыл бұрын
I think after the paparazzi the tank is empty😬
@rayban57374 жыл бұрын
Meet me at the end of the drive way
@jeremied79453 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dead, i can't stop laughing, he just ran out of gas just by standing there 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@thepolygator36283 жыл бұрын
why is everyone hating? its showbikes they are not supposed to be riding across the country on one tank.. its to show off the skills of the builder and there is some beautiful bikes in this video. im not a fan of the tiny tanks either but if the builder wanted it to look that way then let him and i dont think you can argue that these are not well finished bikes. u might not like the design but they are well done
@Chopperssweden3 жыл бұрын
Yeah u Are spot on. This is a show internet easy way to say something!
@luckymanindeed5 жыл бұрын
I like the Springer.
@comva52305 жыл бұрын
If your bike only holds a pint of gas Put pedals on it Wow
@valkman7615 жыл бұрын
Ugly as f .. and maybe he should stop revving that engine, since there's literally a milk jug worth of gas in that tank
@420murdaface5 жыл бұрын
Half a gallon at that lol
@colinjapp64684 жыл бұрын
Jesus, I’ve had a longer piss than that runs on a full tank
@hackd69594 жыл бұрын
@@colinjapp6468 yeah man😂😂😂😂
@myriad8604 жыл бұрын
that yellow bike had a can of coke for a fuel tank... cool! lol
@HDDynalowrider3 жыл бұрын
I love these style bikes as long as they are somewhat practical. A sizable gas tank and suspension and rider comfort..the half gallon peanut tanks and ridged frams are not for me ..
@relinquishedforever85053 жыл бұрын
I liked all the bikes, very cool looking. And who cares if they have small tanks? They're making it the way they want to.
@kct99672 жыл бұрын
Back in the 70s my friends and I all road chopper, (that's all we could afford) we were ready to go on the first shake down run of the season, and one of our friends road up with 3.5 gl. Fatbob tanks, on his bike,and was razzed the whole weekend because of it, with things like 'why don't you put a windshield on it or, where are your saddle bags!
@Cocaccount-bk9fw5 жыл бұрын
Stupidity doesn't have it's limit
@PortgasDArpegiosa Жыл бұрын
damn... i love that red chopper...!!
@Flaming360Spider4 жыл бұрын
The last bike was the best I think. Cafe race looked cool.
@Sleepless-7773 жыл бұрын
HOW LONG YOU RIDE WITH A 1 LITER TANK
@zacnicolai81252 жыл бұрын
The Man, The Legend mister Hawke Lawshe
@yusepngangon29663 жыл бұрын
Mannntulll euyyyy,,,
@robertthorpe27485 жыл бұрын
Awww look at everyone dressed up
@mcmc84965 жыл бұрын
I think this would be an ideal repurpose situation for those hat's that hold 2beer cans with a hose coming down to your mouth. A little longer line to the carb with fuel instead of beer and you would effectively quadruple your fuel capacity by adding the 2- 12oz drop tanks.....
@gordonramos41354 жыл бұрын
I wonder how long it takes before that guy with the really teeny handlebars buses into a cramp both arms
@wisecampmotorcycles82583 жыл бұрын
About 3 minutes 😅
@jameso92845 жыл бұрын
This a let’s see who can put the smallest tank on their bike contest??
@Deathunder3 жыл бұрын
Am i the only one who laughs everytime he sees the red bike ?I would prefer to throw my self to the zombies and get eaten alive than ride that shit and run away.
@bugsykepik61403 жыл бұрын
do you drive a miata ?
@Rudywtf3 жыл бұрын
every animal i've seen draging its ass on the ground has more style than 1:44
@alikavelleses36065 жыл бұрын
Only the last 3 bikes were rideable. The circus bikes that went in first was a freak show.
@bradleyperry19235 жыл бұрын
Send in the garbage first to make the rideables look real nice lol
@wisecampmotorcycles82583 жыл бұрын
Any wonder you ran out of gas man, that tank is the size of a peanut 🥜
@michaelbarlanti74124 жыл бұрын
The red one is art work
@Pusfilth3 жыл бұрын
Shart* work
@Jcrause5 жыл бұрын
I hate when i see hipsters killing my beloved Motorcycle scene....
@kawasakiracer1005 жыл бұрын
Everything in this video suggest their hipsters dumbass
@foxguy2895 жыл бұрын
John Crause I agree
@toddadams84205 жыл бұрын
Dont stress it too much man, something like a new phone or some other douche bagery will come along to distract them
@kawasakiracer1005 жыл бұрын
No your embarrassing yourself you stupid fuck , go back to your mamma’s basement where you sit on the computer and tell off someone that gives a fuck , because I can tell you if you ever said that to my face I would rearrange yours for free !!
@Spl2iT35 жыл бұрын
kawasakiracer100 i agree with you bud. It’s like saying a guy with baggy pants, long socks, tattoos on his head isn’t a cholo. Looks like a bunch of damn hipsters to me lol.
@Ed-ty1kr2 жыл бұрын
Hell they call these trendies? Hey rock-a-billy, try flippin it on reserve ...
@aftisafterme97364 жыл бұрын
Id keep a bottle of ronson in my pocket for when the tank gets low
@bluebeard61894 жыл бұрын
Why is it the Shovelhead is always the one that runs out of gas?
@daryljaymanuel57295 жыл бұрын
Just 10 revs that tank empty again. Lol
@Patrick-xl4mt3 жыл бұрын
The red bike must be a pain to drive
@MC_ToyDawg5 жыл бұрын
Gas tanks that hold less than a gallon, what's the point?
@modestdaddy20003 жыл бұрын
I’ve done wheelies on the interstate at 120+ mph and I’d never feel safe riding one of these bikes on a public road. Lol. Everyone has their own taste. I’d ride WITH these guys though. I’d ride with anyone on two wheels thats cool and friendly. We not need to discuss politics or beliefs. Just living the dream and enjoying the ride.
@thehook_official48754 жыл бұрын
How far you can go with that tiny tank? Go to the walmart near your house?
@Chopperssweden4 жыл бұрын
just for show Merry Christmas
@96HC123 жыл бұрын
Probably wouldn’t make it to the Walmart, have to settle for one of the 20 Dollar Generals in town.
@Honzikponzik4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂he filled up the tank just to make it to the end off that row 😂🤦🏻♂️
@stoney-wan4 жыл бұрын
😂
@haraldalbrecht61335 жыл бұрын
Oohh , so uncoformatable high expensive bikes with celebrities who Ride from gas station to gas station; but very very slowly/ with this handle bars.... that's Not my way to have a good run with friends. Sorry for my bad english, but many greetings from rhineland pallatine, germany !❤️🇩🇪💨💨
@TSCtheTHC5 жыл бұрын
Gas tanks the size of a water bottle. High octane motors. "I'm so shocked I ran out of gas " millennial tough guy poser said. Such a KZbin worthy story.
@marcostaciwerner10075 жыл бұрын
Whats the purpose of those things? Because you for sure wont get from a to b.
@rodneysmart97744 жыл бұрын
A couple of loud shiny sculptures and a few motorcycles.
@chandlersmith54985 жыл бұрын
😂on the trailer off the trailer ND need a re fuel 😂
@worldwidestuff55675 жыл бұрын
Good thing the Verizon guy was there with a jerry can.
@Josh-jr1dd5 жыл бұрын
Those bars look stupid on that red bike
@chipper4425 жыл бұрын
They match the rest of the bike.
@roslanneubronner8985 жыл бұрын
Just shut up if you don't know nothing about motorbike.....
@infamyseemsshort5 жыл бұрын
What does knowing nothing or something have to do with an opinion on aesthetics?
@michaelolin22195 жыл бұрын
What bars?
@Animal.CUT...5 жыл бұрын
@@roslanneubronner898 YOU KNOW :)))) ..... YOU DON'T NEED TO BE AN ENGINEER , NOT A EVEN REPUTABLE BUILDER , to figure out ... that bike she's a terrible one !!! no offence
@spikem15475 жыл бұрын
How about invent a vest that you wear, with gas bladders and a quick connect coupler and an IV hose to the peanut tank.
@jimmy999-z2j5 жыл бұрын
Could you throw in helmet that doubles a tank? Maybe add a hose ...
@SalvadorHernandez-to2gq2 жыл бұрын
The only decent looking bike was the black Pan with the springer?
@robertoramos35724 жыл бұрын
WHAT IS THIS, A COMPETITION OF WHO BUILT THE MOST RIDICULOUS AND UNSAFE BIKE WITH THE SMALLEST GAS TANK?
@DimebagDiamonDarrell5 жыл бұрын
0:13 who built 'em?
@Rudywtf3 жыл бұрын
is the first group of contestants in a competition on who can look the most uncomfortable, silly, and inability to ride on two wheels?
@bison20222 жыл бұрын
I got a kick out of the beemer...nice job but it sounds like my aunt's old ringer washer.
@biasa61383 жыл бұрын
what is the name of the red style in 1.15 minute?
@polabrandon5 жыл бұрын
Them handlebars on the red bike have to be uncomfortable 🥵 !!!!!!!
@raghavsharma31543 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile a battery-powered bike sneaked in unnoticed with JBL speakers for true "patar-patar-fatt-fatt" sound.😂🤣
@julianalbertogomezbarredo5008 Жыл бұрын
Cómo personalizar una moto y que nadamás sirva para la foto 🍺🥴
@loonylinn88244 жыл бұрын
i think not just the gas tank but also the exhaust pipes in front of his face
@hendrianjayyy73953 жыл бұрын
I love custom bike, but i prefer function than look, i mean both must be balanced
@dickjohnson50253 жыл бұрын
Yup. At least indian larry built bikes to be ridden more than 5 miles
@1137mrblackbird5 жыл бұрын
perfect touring bikes
@hacksdp33 жыл бұрын
You said it, pure cruisin.
@richardalvis46955 жыл бұрын
The pan Springer was nice. Kinda keeping my old school visions alive. The rest are keeping two wheeling alive I guess. Dont know anyone who'd ride the majority of them. To each their own. Part off our so called freedom. Happy camping to all!
@joesurfer97543 жыл бұрын
Is that guy riding with his grandfathers house slippers on? He is so cool....said his grandpa.
@danielosmon3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for sharing
@fatsiddog5 жыл бұрын
All show, no go.
@sonovabeach86032 жыл бұрын
Mooneyes.. more like Ridiculous Rides…
@erikmurray36613 жыл бұрын
What's up with the micro tanks? Kinda dumb
@leonh19713 жыл бұрын
Nothing like the 5min gas tank, get where your going quick!
@adamdenny42015 жыл бұрын
The streamliner is bad ass
@hackd69594 жыл бұрын
My water bottle can hold more than the gas tanks of these choppers. 😂😂😂😂
@au13173 жыл бұрын
That black bike actually looks very nice 0:34
@atank5 жыл бұрын
so hard to ride those bikes, just push them into the stadium.....................
@TomFoolery14084 жыл бұрын
When your gas tank is so small U have to walk your bike
@jarnosaarinen45835 жыл бұрын
Cant they find the rubbish dump?
@hodaka10005 жыл бұрын
Yeah but that thing with the 1/24 scale tank could never make it there.