SWTOR slander

[@malagnar]

The elevator bit is too real 😂. And then you miscalculate the jump and die, and when you return you still take that jump.

[@seregg822]

the dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural

[@alpacawizardman6778]

Those lifts on the Imperial Ossus base are literal death traps.

[@jazarezeh6148]

that's what i do every time

[@erlint]

Whoever decided that lifts where the funniest and most innovative mechanic ever so they placed it in every instance and before every other quest npc, should take a hike to the highest mountain in greece

[@chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266]

0:27, Darth Marr is still a chad for being the only competent Dark Council member

[@username1660]

Is he really a Chad when the bar is set _that_ low?

[@MordenWex]

He's a chad for standing up to the emperor despite probably knowing he was gonna die

[@username1660]

@@MordenWex I mean you can chalk that up to Sith Pride/Vanity more than anything. 'Outlander made it out alive-ish and got a bit more done than Mr. 'I will not kneel'

[@AristasTheMonsterHunter]

Correction: the only competent Dark Council member NPC.

[@Jaeden_Phoenix]

Acina shaking and crying right now

[@BoredAndBritish731]

As someone who played SWTOR, most of this is truly relatable

[@TheRizzlerMorgan]

Agreed

[@BlueBeluga]

Me keeping my inquisitor's neutral alignment by saving a bunch of people then killing them in the next dialogue option

[@LaylaLestrange]

"I will spare you". "Really?" "Just joking" *lightning * I mean... typical Inq move 🤣

[@ENCHANTMEN_]

my morality leaving my body as I see the [shock] option

[@matiasvonbischhoffshausen1307]

@@LaylaLestrange "Don't worry, you'll be fine" "R-really?" "Actually, no" *shocks them*

[@VentriV]

Years of SWTOR experience in a 3 minute video. Amazing

[@Kuint0n]

Combat Support Droid will always have your back

[@spartantraveler7251]

Any of your SWTOR videos are a joy to watch. It's not slander it it's true though.

[@ladyobsidianblack]

I felt like I just watched the whole game in 3 short mins, well done. The memes here are amazing 😂

[@olafgurke4699]

I was the 66th like to your comment. Good soldiers follow orders.

[@AristasTheMonsterHunter]

I laughed too hard at the Inquisitor's POV; I just finished the origin story for the 7th time and I still have the cutscenes fresh in my mind. It's so fucking true!

[@The_Real_Alpharius]

I play SithInq but don't really get it. Is it a joke about the close ups in cutscenes?

[@AristasTheMonsterHunter]

@@The_Real_Alpharius I think it's the ghosts, I can think of several scenes that are just like that

[@The_Real_Alpharius]

@@AristasTheMonsterHunter Oh yeah. It could be a reference to the force ghosts you have to collect, didn't think of that.

[@Renvira]

That and everyone around is dead because you put your lightsaber in the wrong place.

[@teoadventures2564]

You forgot the: *Force Ghost appears* Sith Inquisitor: _This will make a fine addi(c)tion to my collection!_ And the: *Commander does something* Koth: *gets angry and steals the Gravestone*

[@cheetahofthewind13]

Really wish I didn't spare him in my BH run Sure as hell tempted to when my agent and smuggler get to that point

[@Voreghul]

If you spare Koth you got no self respect. (I spared SCORPIO tho. I have a soft spot for her)

[@sleepdeprived5492]

Man, the fact that your best lines and funny moments vids are what got me into swtor in the first place years ago and you're still making content in 2023 boggles my tiny brain. Thanks for the laughs, I love your videos and even after all these years I still love this game ❤

[@MordenWex]

That means a lot to me. Thank you so much 🙏

[@unknownbff1145]

As a Trooper main a commited every war crime there is and i want more.

[@kingofhearts3185]

Never enough war crimes

[@olafgurke4699]

Spoken like a true republic soldier. Warcrimes are a tradition.

[@Voreghul]

M1-4X: Did i hear "war crimes"? * *glows mechanical eyes like a terminator* *

[@novexiumdazzler4290]

Listen paying 5K credits just to get back to the spaceport is an abomination. That money could be used on our crew skills and other bullshit!

[@imherzenspandauer6468]

Master Braga redeeming the emperor was funny af tbh. The confidence!

[@andrewheyd1313]

To be fair, he did help a former dark council member turn light side so normally that kind of confidence would be warranted. Unfortunately Vitiate was as evil as they come just like Palpatine. Still a hilarious scene every time

[@orbaitv5991]

The strongest dark sider vs the indomitable Jedi spirit.

[@Iceisnice1]

_"Reckless pride, limned by self-righteousness."_

[@Markye_Takamoto]

Man this is the best swtor meme and shtposting video I've ever had the pleasure to lay my senses on. All too real and funny, really enjoyed this. I really felt the Baras the Wise I-I mean Wide jokes. Edit: Also as a Consular main and veteran player, the Zenith one got right on the feels. And the ERP one, and the combat support droid, and... well you get it, much love man \o/

[@chaseharold9742]

All that’s missing is a reaction to getting the Essels/Black Talon Flashpoint because you forgot to remove it from your flashpoint queue finder

[@SvendleBerries]

Have you heard the tragedy of Darth Baras the Wide?

[@LaylaLestrange]

...starts any polite conversation in DK

[@SvendleBerries]

@@LaylaLestrange Yup lol

[@GhostWarrior334]

Alliance commander befriending both sides had be laughing XD

[@neptun2810]

You forgot about the high level Darths who stand around on Korriban all day to beat up acolytes.

[@flyingfortress15]

You forgot the rage some of us feel when the devs still refuse to add BLOODY STAIRS TO THE MAPS INSTEAD OF AUTOMATED ELEVATORS.

[@ScoutLeader]

But they did listen, there's stairs in The Nature of Progress Operation! So all is forgiven, right?

[@Dutituti]

This got a few chuckles out of me, good job!

[@Vidhur]

LMAO, this video is an absolute goldmine of facts. You forgot one about the general chat on Dromund Kaas though... 😏

[@Cairanmac1]

What are you talking about? He mentioned ERP

[@trevorparker6400]

And Baras fat jokes

[@Vidhur]

@@Cairanmac1 You've never seen the infamous political debates on Dromund Kaas? It's not in the Imperial travel brochure, so I'll forgive you.

[@Candlemancer]

@@Vidhur do those still happen after all these years?

[@Vidhur]

@@Candlemancer I wouldn't be surprised, I should just do the DK heroics on a few characters to find out.

[@sethteamcrashgaming1770]

yeah in my opinion them making it cost money to fast travel was a bad idea

[@teoadventures2564]

Darth Baras: Get me bigger shoulders.

[@cherrycheryl]

0:50 then i miscalculate and end up in the medical center for the 3rd time

[@tahjshaunbrooks6722]

Mane, this is soooo true. The avoiding pointless battles to the elevator jumping to the bounter hunter memes. lol great vid

[@Groinath]

0:57 Hammer Station to the drill every single time…

[@unknwnXII]

1:34 new players reading the average imperial fleet chat:

[@hylianro]

Dude imperial fleet chat is insane lmao

[@OkIPullUp2915]

Fr

[@theevildrummingsithlord1492]

Bounty Hunter on Alderaan was tons of fun! Not a single regret there.

[@KliffUndersnIII]

As a F2P player, this is an awesome prototype level vid! Rock on.

[@FeralColumbidae]

2:34 is how BH players feel going through all of KOTFE

[@indecisivecollector438]

You forgot Corso Riggs getting upset at the smuggler when you decide to steal something or smuggle somthing. He's also a massive simp if you're a female smuggler.

[@OfficialVandalorian]

I am guilty for the elevator jumping 😭

[@Darth-_-Maul]

We all are

[@randomcenturion7264]

0:23 "So this is what happens when Marr and I aren't here to keep you idiots in line." 2:32 While DS Jaesa is a good meme, I like my light-sided apprentice .

[@carna-9501]

But DS Jaesa goes hard asf though

[@GrassPokeKing]

If LS Jaesa learned how to go wild with the makeup, she would be head and shoulders above DS Jae, no doubt

[@jacksonconstantine5740]

I prefer DS jaesa. I like having some unhinged baddie who wants my babies following me around. Apparently I have a type.

[@lichterfps]

I can't even begin to fathom how accurate this video is, this is like a gold mine

[@Eno-master]

Legit this was FUNNY thank you. I was laughing so hard i almost fell out of my chair. family thought i was crazy... and there is no way they could possibly understand any of this.

[@garaltxabushi8214]

Lmao I know that's how the players who dress there companions like dancers look like

[@benji4197]

I just finished the bounty hunter quests on Alderaan and I busted my gut laughing at how true this is.

[@StarboyXL9]

Real talk, the Sith Inquisitor storyline was the most relatable out of all of them. He/she is literally me fr fr. It had: Isolation Paranoia Complex conspiracies you have to hijack/thwart/outdo The only people you can trust are people you've deceived/tricked and literal monsters who just wanna eat souls Talking to multiple different people inside your he- Hey, what's the straightjacket for?

[@chocochipjewel]

God this is SO GOOD every part of this was so accurate!! Glad to see someone making quality SWTOR content. Just a question, do you have nothing to slander from KotFE and KotET or did you just forget lol Also more Agent, Smuggler, Hero, and Wrath slander if you're making a part 2 they have a lot to slander about them pls, and a lot of the companions and Council members on both sides can be roasted to hell and back My fav was Meetra being forgotten, Revan and Scourge seeing each other, and honestly every meme in this was perfect.

[@MordenWex]

Thanks so much! I'll definitely use some of your ideas if I make a part 2 👍

[@Terror_Official]

He included Darth Marr getting 1 hit by Valkorion and Satele peacing out after the Eternal Empire shows up.

[@deadshot5007]

@@Terror_Official And Valkorian's powers

[@Terror_Official]

@@deadshot5007 Yeah with the non-Force users. I've never tried the campaigns with non-Force myself, though I hear Bounty Hunter is hilarious.

[@pe_zero6842]

This really got a chuckle out of me, good job!

[@eterenaljasonx]

1:05 “Bloodshed’s an art. Alderaan will make a fine canvas.” -BH

[@rajtozaur]

This is the best thing I've seen today

[@SSVDINightmare_Studios]

I’m sorry but the fucking one where players who make their companions wear dancer outfits has me fucking wheezing on the floor and I JUST recovered from Covid, you’re killing me here my guy!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@tlotpwist3417]

The club of "We Got All Those Damn Holocrons" *shows the famous picture of skyscrapper workers sitting on a beam*

[@SoraRaida]

These are so fucking true and it's hilarious af hahahaha

[@Loxias1989]

lmao so true, genius. Revan explaining himself had me rolling.

[@fortnighted]

0:37 “don’t you hate how all the sand on korriban just gets everywhere?”

[@MordenWex]

"You have failed me for the last time [force choke]"

[@Guillidan]

0:37 "I would sooner see Alderaan blasted into space debris than given over to the Empire"

[@heyfell4301]

As soon as I read "DS Jaesa" I knew what was coming both in the current panel and in the next one. I wasn't disappointed.🤣

[@Hxney733]

Never seen a more fitting swtor meme compilation than that. Good Work! I especially liked the elevator Jump and the Huttball Joke. Bounty Hunter was so true... Can't play with that class throughout story without the extra sass and done with the bullshit attitude. Revans Memes were a bit to good and nothing surpasses the Jake harper meme...

[@marsfreelander5969]

I give you legacy status for knowing all the memes

[@Pilot_Warden]

1:15 best one

[@deeber3960]

LOL. Brightened my day. Thank you. :)

[@leoho9260]

LOL the elevator one is so real on quesh

[@schnegva7801]

this video literally almost broke my headphones

[@Darth-_-Maul]

Yeah I just took volume down

[@ragingoaktree]

Honestly the bit about the emperor returning was too real. When I finally beat him for good in KOTFE I was so relieved I wouldn’t have to deal with him anymore

[@WakkasLove]

Great video. I agreed with so much! (And, I'm still salty for Darth Marr's death..)

[@TheMeta141]

the accuracy of these memes though

[@christianbryan6961]

0:20 FACT

[@joshuaweinbender6075]

That reminded me of robot chicken

[@KellingtonDorkswafer]

1:34 Dromund Kaas and Imp Fleet chat on Star Forge in a nutshell

[@COGsandwich51]

bro im crying laughing at this only a minute in. felt like youve seen all my playthroughs lmfao. elevator part killed me

[@feeblemind]

I'm weirdly happy I've gotten far enough finally to understand these memes

[@Lynxyam]

No Imperial Agent slander?

[@priximus2254]

2:12 why you gotta call us out like that? 🤣

[@MSCrocodrile]

This video only have facts.

[@SkylerStarkweather]

1:27 Satele Shan: I'm out, good luck to y'all. haha

[@Blindluck92]

Yup. Just about all of this tracks. 😅

[@LordSerion]

Imperial Agent high fiving the Bounty Hunter as they kill elite Force users without a single midichlorian.

[@TruePolishGuy]

It's best SWTOR meme video, same with "We are number one" parody with Dark Coucil. Make part 2 of this slander

[@AoLo-r8v]

the sith inquisitor seeing any ghosts man is the ghost sucker

[@silver7knight389]

Bruh, my boy Darth Marr got hit with the lightning column 3000, I'm surprised he didn't evaporate.

[@aaronlaughter6471]

Glad to see Combat Support Droid be shown respect.

[@thomaswilliams9930]

cracked me up and is making me want to return to Swtor lol take my subscription

[@GezerGozer]

The combat support droid one is so true

[@joaovictorsantanna2817]

Combat Support Droid the real MVP of my playthroughs

[@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723]

Trooper & Bounty Hunter: They started BUT WE ENDED IT!

[@iveyyewitt1621]

They did a number on the KOTOR MCs in novels and this game. I wish they'd left their stories untouched.

[@captainpapaya158]

I still enjoy Darth Baras the Wide jokes

[@Maria_Banks]

I was a huge fan of Hutt-ball…

[@motharchenemy8549]

1:04 *"You're a slow learner."*

[@reeckyre3876]

RIP headphone users

[@ericfoltz1979]

Man, I do love the spiking that hurts my ears no matter what volume it's at. Very cool

[@ryanpalmer8112]

Not sure about trooper but i just went through Alderon with BH and can agree that was pretty accurate 😂.

[@grunt7917]

0:30 FUСКING HELL... I was bloody furious when I knew that. But video is great! Totally relatable.

[@hylianro]

No slander for imperial agent and smuggler class stories shows how good they are 😂

[@DarthNoox]

Having played this game for almost a decade I can confirm that this is 100% true, now if you'll excuse me I got some force ghosts to yoink

[@luciuswalker8578]

Ain't slander if it's the truth. XP

[@loganlaslo2098]

0:50 and 0:57 honestly pretty accurate for a Hammer Station run.

[@SavageRush012]

As someone who used to play the game I can say it's not even slander.

[@wardeni9603]

2:01 Meetra wasn't forgotten by the writers, she appears as a force ghost in the Republic side Revan flashpoints.

[@Living_Target]

Played the game for a long time, this was incredibly accurate.

[@SignoftheMagi]

Only thing forgotten is the never ending Jawa jokes.

[@YasaiTsume]

I jumped off an elevator and I died and had to redo a whole quest step.

[@aaron75fy]

Revan sadly has nothing to say about Scourge, my Knight is just standing there wondering if he went senile

[@JoshMC2000]

0:21 thats a good point shouldmt revan be more angry at scorge then the play considering the ending of the ban novel

[@deathstalkerx4415]

0:50 I felt that one, I dont even wanna know how much time Ive wasted due to dying because of that :D

[@alithanar8]

Hey Darth Donut deserves all the mocking he can get

[@RabbidFanaitc9000]

This is why I the trooper and the bounty hunter. Both have great stories.

[@kauntykiki]

That part about jumping off the elevator is so me.