MORE EPIDEMIC STUPIDITY | Double Toasted

MORE EPIDEMIC STUPIDITY | Double Toasted - Today we are going to be talking about THAT epidemic that the entire country is absolutely losing their minds over. We've talked about many viral news stories trending on the internet but this one, although being serious, has definitely showcased a worrisome guide to the thought process many people have over epicdemics. Let us know what you thought about those moments shown in this video down below!
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[@GojiraRising]

Stupidity has been proven to be more deadly.

[@poposterous236]

I heard it can make you president

[@FantasyFinalFiend]

Pandaman stupidity and money

[@tylerhackner9731]

@Pandaman it can make two presidents (Trump and W. Bush)

[@biguy617]

Did they just let loose the virus on a subway train? Are you kidding me?

[@santos8468]

@@biguy617 It was a dumbass prank. Not sure why Korey didn't lead with that info.

[@grandmasterjayd1184]

"Stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one." -Sandy Cheeks

[@akaneonfox]

When a cartoon squirrel can sense stupidity than you.

[@williehampton3855]

@@akaneonfox Preach! Sandy knows what's up 😁.

[@tylerhackner9731]

Sandy’s a woke wise squirrel.

[@williehampton3855]

@@tylerhackner9731 Again, PREACH!

[@thomasfredrickson6298]

Man. This comment was straight-up BRILLIANT!! Man, SpongeBob has predicted a lot of stuff like this, and it's sad that's it's all happening

[@stevenflores5988]

Martin and Billy are just trying to outdo each other's laugh at this point, and the results are infectiously glorious!

[@TheJman669]

They started the epidemic! Call the CDC!

[@ThousanWhite]

It's hilarious how they each laugh super hard at completely different things

[@coreylucas5346]

Steven Flores IT IS. 🤣

[@moxiemaxie3543]

Korey is laughing more then Martin so you making things up

[@danwest9900]

That dad spraying his son with disinfectant was one of the funniest things I've ever seen - especially with you guys all having big laughs over it!!! I'd love to hang out with you guys. Stay healthy!

[@sarifbakari2839]

When

[@UC4AQUgrQ9EwVIGoF0w7xHXg]

@@sarifbakari2839 never

[@ihopeutubedies]

If Boondocks ever returns they have tons of material cause of this virus 😂

[@FaceFamous]

Remember when they had the Chicken Flu episode

[@qafgurlbandj5972]

Omg. From your lips, man. LMAO

[@TECH097]

@Cyn 7 Cyn But...John Witherspoon passed away! They can't recast Granddad...can they? D:

[@sillygoose635]

boondocks suck.

[@cetrata1993]

Should say MORE PANDEMIC STUPIDITY due to the recent announcement

[@helenline1790]

Martin's laugh heals my depression 😂

[@spirituallyconscious7774]

That's not Martin that's Billy laughing all crazy and loud 😂😂😂

[@samcollends]

You kidding me? His laugh is the cure to this whole Chronovirus...depression aint all there is his laugh can cure

[@BloodylocksBathory]

I find it annoying that people are calling it THE coronavirus, it's A coronavirus. We're regularly exposed to various coronaviruses all the time.

[@DrewHolli]

Not everyone educated fam i recently watched one of Joe Rogan's podcast and peeped this isn't the first Corona virus out there it's many like you said... I think this is one of The first of that type virus to make a world wide panic attack

[@DrewHolli]

@eagle PHD brotha you better have a PHD for real.... You trippin

[@DrewHolli]

@eagle PHD also I never missed the fact that there's a serious issue going on just saying that it's the first time I've and I'm quite sure other young folk my age heard of" Coronavrious"

[@BloodylocksBathory]

@eagle PHD lol I *wis* syntax and grammar were the biggest concerns about all this

[@TheDawnofVanlife]

Most people don't get that and that's because of the way it rolled out in the media. Technically the flu has different strains and isn't this one stop shop thing, but most people don't know those details.

[@oscarquinones3183]

The vaccine for the corona-virus? Billy's laugh.

[@JKissoon1]

Billy's voice for the homemade hazmat lady is too funny. "And my shoe come a-loose" 😂

[@JoseRodriguez-un2kc]

SOUTH PARK couldn't make this funnier than what's happening in real life.

[@RayRivers43]

😂

[@kobi7955]

At this point real life has become South Park

[@Pooky1991]

I think that part of why I can't laugh at satirical shows like South Park anymore, is because real life is so much more insane and hilarious

[@zxp3ct3r41]

Bet?

[@sillygoose635]

south park couldn't make this funnier at all.

[@thomasfredrickson6298]

We get not just Billy's Laugh but also Martin's Wonderful Laugh?! We have found the Cure!

[@kmcardoza1]

Billy and Martin have the greatest laughs on KZbin. They put a smile on my face every time!

[@GhostDog37]

True

[@vincehowell1018]

Man, I'm not even past 10 seconds in this video and I just started laughing. Not only because of the clips, but billy's laugh got me rolling.

[@leonfrost2829]

God Almighty Billy's Joker Laugh 😂😂😂

[@bsmi1361]

The black joker lol

[@CreativeReptiles]

I live in Memphis. One of the employees at the school tested positive for the virus and thats why the parents are freaking out. And the school system is telling parents to send the kids to school anyway. 🤦🏾‍♂️😂

[@michaelstrong5383]

I don't even know which is more worse. The fact that one of the people in a place full of children is sick, or the fact that despite a virus going around, school is still going on.

[@FantasyFinalFiend]

Damn that’s sucks. Literally just got an email from my college that said they’ve extended spring break until next week and we’ll be taking online classes until April 6. No one is infected but precautionary measures, since people and students have traveled.

[@CreativeReptiles]

@@michaelstrong5383 yep, parents and teachers are pissed but all the system cares about is the attendance scores cause higher ups get paid more momey when their schools are in the 90-100% attendance rates. Our community college also took the route of switching all classes to online but Elementary- High school have to take the risk

[@michaelstrong5383]

@@CreativeReptiles I don't blame the parents and teachers for feeling that way. With the coronavirus on the horizon, who cares about attendance rates?! And even if the symptoms aren't actually deadly to children, they shouldn't even risk it.

[@dayfly4004]

Tatted Snake Prince I live in Memphis as well! People are going crazy down here lol

[@slimischillin7753]

Billy: *AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

[@ajheartsong]

Slim is chillin that 11:37 laugh 😂😭☠️☠️

[@briattnybrittany6843]

😭😭😭☠

[@andream4989]

Billy got the most hilarious, blackest laugh on the planet. I absolutely love it lmao

[@dominicomegon4714]

For germaphobes this is literally the Apocalypse.

[@BlueAmerican26]

The level of ignorance, racism and stupidity going around is amazing. Thank you for making this video.

[@longdonpaul]

Racism due to covid-19 ? I'm guessing you live in Southern California ? 🐑🐑 🐑 🐑 🐑 🐑 🐑 🐑 P.s. Guess what race I am ? I'll give you a hint, I'm not White and think it's pathetic whenever someone plays their race or political card especially when it's just 3 comedians mostly everyone else is just simply enjoying.

[@seasidescott]

@@longdonpaul - hey, i appreciate your comment and have a question. Are Asians just staying out of the current race issues to keep a low profile or because they think it doesn't apply to them? I'm among Filipinos and they just say "it's about blacks" even though they live with bias against them regularly and they were the first organized the Delano grape strike in California (started in Coachella) that was later co-opted by Mexican workers largely due to the press who had ignored the Filipinos

[@byHexted]

longdonpaul he didn’t say anything about racism being due to Covid. Get off your high horse you look like a moron nobody cares what race you are, seems like your desperate to talk about it though

[@JustinSimpson]

Billy’s laugh after that kid was being sprayed with disinfectant is now my alarm clock ringtone 11:31

[@Drambles77]

At this time, critical thinking and calmness are of utmost importance. Peace, love and patience to all my fellow toasties! P.S. Billy and Martin's laughter is the best thing we can all catch right now :)

[@LegoWarFims]

I blame the people that don't wash their hands, or cover themselves.

[@tristanchuey]

This virus is exposing how nasty people are. Even when I cough in general, I cough into my shirt. Yet some ghetto mf on the same bus just doesn’t give a fuck

[@axx012]

You are so right, I said as well I bet the only people obsessing over TP and hand washing are folk who were unhygienic anyway because good hygiene folk will just stick to what they usually do. I wash my hands on the regular anyway so i am not fighting for hand sanitizer and we always stocked on TP anyway.

[@LegoWarFims]

jill scottman it’s mainly everyone

[@ilovelife3328]

I blame this administration for NOT stopping travel to and from China 2 months ago. This wouldn't have affected any other country if all countries had kept people from traveling from China 2 months ago! Now it has become everybody's problem!

[@headshot217]

@jill scottman if it wasn't for Chinese eating anything with more than 2 legs never mind white people ya clown

[@jazmineleno1414]

The toxic avenger 😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@ReynaldoRoman]

My local Fire Department is replacing their Siren with Billy’s cackle laugh.

[@starbrand3726]

OMG! Billy's laugh is more infectious than actual Corona!

[@xavierpark5937]

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. Alfred einstein

[@TKL626]

Based on that first clip alone, I knew we were in for some ridiculousness.

[@yingyang2838]

here in australia we have people literally brawling over toilet paper. so embarrassing

[@axx012]

I can see washing hands obsession, but what is the deal with hoarding toilet paper?

[@Rickyroo1980]

Same everywhere man

[@skuglious]

My brother lives there....he told me this shit is goin around

[@unicornpower2411]

Then you remember that all it took was one person to hoard toilet paper and then more people do it because that person is. That's trends

[@samumu719]

Woman with the trash bags, It will be crazy she was the last person on earth that survive.

[@takahashiy5550]

The yellow bag lady killed me 🤣

[@kidsister316]

the fact the bag was stuck to her head, covering one eye, and she didn't even have the mask over her nose!! lolol...."we gon' die anyway"

[@tristanschneider2909]

Somebody needs to make a compilation of Billy laughing

[@wyntonharrell919]

Facts!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@millabasset1710]

How hard is it to just wash your hands while minimizing your travel?

[@princemwamba5230]

Man people are hardheaded just cause we're being told not to is making people want to do it even more

[@none1232]

Some people travel for work...

[@giveandtake8428]

@@none1232 Still can wash their hands.

[@bananasean5145]

Bro I'm just glad I'm adult now cus my mom would have had me in a hazmat suit today.

[@michaeldavis1879]

The toilet paper clip at 0:48 looks like a more intense version of the "I can't spare a square" bit from Seinfeld.

[@NoOnesaidthis]

“ can you play it one more time” 😂

[@DJMoiyMoiy]

🎶For old times sake.🎶

[@Thepunisher90thGaming]

Billy's laugh and theatrics are things of beauty!! It makes me laugh harder, whenever he laughs from the depths of his soul.

[@QueenA.G.]

LORD! My parents didn’t go all overkill and friggin SPRAY me with disinfectant to protect me from this dang Corona virus, they just bought me a shirt from DTMerch.com!

[@Joe_334]

Lmao!!

[@NoOnesaidthis]

It’s getting so bad that mofos are doing drive by with bleach sprays. SKID, SKID, SKIDDDDDDDD!!

[@damienwilliams9010]

how is that funny? bleach does not kill? fail!👎🏾

[@nips-wq1im]

Billy's laugh is a cure I need. Thanks Double Toasted!

[@krystianmoralesify]

Sanitize your clothes while washing and also with your dryer as well that helps

[@calvinclyke]

I seen a woman on a bus with a see through bucket on her head LOL

[@earthsongeb]

😂😂😂

[@korudodragoon1]

🤣🤣

[@kmc1994]

calvinclyke really??? 🤣 I would have had to take a lil snapshot 🤣

[@dominicscreativefilms]

Might as well get our post apocalypse outfits ready. Should have a gas mask and a biker jacket lying around. Maybe I’ll even shave my head to have a mohawk. 🤣

[@kobi7955]

@@dominicscreativefilms I'll find some bondage gear and a knock off Bane mask lol (You get a cookie if you get the reference)

[@tlunceford77]

I'm glad yall react to this. I was hollering when I seen this. Now I'm screaming 😂😂😭 They lucky they didnt get shot in that subway

[@Gideon13397]

Was that a prank? 😂

[@crunchy1547]

Gideon 7:07

[@tlunceford77]

@@Gideon13397 the subway was lol

[@Lankston101]

I'm almost embarrassed to be human. Really, is this what we're doing? Smh

[@evanevans5428]

I was just let go of my new job of 2 days because the owner is worried about COVID. What do I say to that?? I'm getting a little sick....of this.

[@adnannaemaz1989]

Good time to be an independent content creator

[@evanevans5428]

I'm actually a voice actor on the side.I just need some work hint hint cough cough @ doubletoasted

[@adnannaemaz1989]

Evan Evans well I had the final interview round for an up and coming job (cleared 3 rounds already) only to find out the whole thing is now indefinitely postponed

[@RealKyndleNance]

Let Martin and Billy’s laugh give me life! Yes! 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

[@venomsnake7726]

the kid who got sprayed by his dad gonna show up to class telling his teacher I'm legally blind

[@Time2AnteUp]

😂😂😪😭

[@EzeICE]

Martin's laugh can cure Coronavirus

[@ALum918]

Can you guys talk about the rise in racist attacks towards Asians? A man on the train was harrassing an asian subway rider with febreeze spray. And today on 34th st, an asian woman got slugged in the jaw for "not wearing her mask", according to the NYPost.

[@MrVariant]

Why? I mean president tweets. Nobody cares when they wear blackface or get racist in nail salons? Sorry not sorry.

[@MrVariant]

@Sarah you're dismissive of the prejudice as many groups neglectfully choose to see blacks last. I got better by acknowledging this discrepancy; you saw how fast the Asians got that hotline. I'm just like the guy here: www.blastoffcomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/GREEN-LANTERN-076-008-709082.jpg

[@masonkim7]

0:05 it's always a black person laughing like this.

[@TimeMakerMan]

The Roast & Toast became my favorite, since Billy joined.

[@Daveinthebox171]

Billy is lowkey the funniest there. Martin is the most clever, and Korey is the showman/host

[@darkdemonqueen]

Dave _ the three of them together are pretty perfect. But you gotta have all three 😊👍

[@damianstarks3338]

Bill needs to cast as the voice of the next joker his laugh is spot on for the joker.

[@diva1675]

I’m from Memphis, not everyone is like this but we freak out pretty easily. 3 inches of snow, city shuts down.

[@axx012]

Parents couldnt do this BEFORE their kids left the damn house?

[@patrickdoss25]

You know whats more infectious than the Corona? Martin/Billy’s laughter 😆😂🤣

[@AssCrown]

Billy's laugh reminds me a lot of Lisa Kudrow's laugh - in that once it starts it just turns into an unstoppable daisy chain of explosive laughs, love it :D

[@hongquiao]

Martin's laughter always cures my depression.

[@brandynrivas591]

Well now Korey's prophecy that he made in Space Jam is true. "There will be no more basketball this season"

[@theincrediblemr.b413]

This man Billy has me weak every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏽

[@samanthanickson6478]

martin and billy's laughter is giving me life! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@tellmesomething2412]

I seen a guy with a maxipad over his face to protect himself on a plane, and I died laughing.

[@kidsister316]

tell me something. no are you serious?? i would have a hard time not rofl

[@MrVariant]

@@kidsister316 unreal m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/jHvKY6GbnrR3eJY

[@melissacross5525]

Corona exposed a lot of stuff. It was the Katt Williams of organisms😂😂

[@SupportGamin2024]

We shouldn't really be surprised at this point 🤦‍♂️

[@goodfella1401]

You say that but then Americans always come up with something new out of left field

[@SuperCosmicMutantSquid]

Job is shut down, it's 2 in the morning, I'm trying to get some drawings done and I'm laughing my ass off at you guys. Thank you for keeping us laughing during these times because we need it. "Ma'am, are the bags clean?" "....Uh-oh."

[@artvandelay8767]

19:09 she looks like a mutant from the wasteland, that really cracked me up.

[@NatashaReeder]

Billy’s laugh can cure cancer

[@dreadxcii2403]

I laughed like Billy when I saw that for the first time

[@MalevolentElephant]

Notice how they didn’t put coronavirus in the title or description so they don’t get demonetized lol 😂

[@adamajobe1756]

Lol yeah sucks that they still got demonetized. I really don't understand why KZbin is demonetizing people for saying or referencing Corona virus

[@UnCreativeDeconstructionism]

KZbin takes down videos with those titles too.

[@dongxx]

KZbin itself is promoting the virus

[@UnCreativeDeconstructionism]

@@dongxx i noticed that too. I've gotten recommended Corona prank and ASMR videos but when i check my watched later they would be deleted.

[@dongxx]

@@UnCreativeDeconstructionism yeah It's nonsense

[@briattnybrittany6843]

I am in PAIN 😭 My eyes are burning from laughing at Billy 😭😭 I don't think I've EVER laughed this hard. Whooooo 😄👏🏾

[@hothotheat3000]

We are gonna look back on this in five years and shake our heads at our stupidity. It’s Y2K all over again.

[@wat2999]

Its Y2K being massively enhanced by the idiocy of social media. Social media is probably the worst invention of all time and turns any little thing into the most major issue of all time.

[@Fankas2000]

Or Ebola

[@raymondleggs5508]

"don't eat the bar nuts" 😂

[@darkdemonqueen]

Raymond Leggs that’s from “along came polly” right?!? 🤣

[@DreamingInTechnicolor]

*Corona Corner!* 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Steel-101]

11:22 😂😂 I remember seeing this on the news last year! My jaw hit the floor when I saw all of these parents overreacting about this! They are embarrassing their kids man. 9:22 🤣🤣

[@LawrenceKassab]

My favorite part other than Martin's laugh, is the guy screaming, "this is horrible"

[@DetroitAlan01]

Hey! I knew a kid who got sprayed in the face, with chemicals, and was made blind. But, now he’s a top flight lawyer in NYC. Bit of a klutz though, the way he keeps getting cuts and bruises from walking into things.

[@fubarturtle]

I almost passed out laughing at work watching this

[@blacdaunte6436]

My dawg's laugh is super crazy! I died laughing just from his reaction. 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭

[@gallyun1]

Billy cracking me up...lmao

[@Persephone01]

Im loving the memes right now. The subway thing legit killed me with laughter. You need to laugh about this honestly. I love double toasted. I'm surprised no one on the subway have gloves or a Tupperware box over their heads like they do in the underground. People who go on holiday to these places are mental, there was a person saying he is going to Thailand like what??

[@sillygoose635]

you honestly can't laugh at this.

[@DreamingInTechnicolor]

On the upside flights are cheap AF right now.

[@princemwamba5230]

$500 dollars for a round trip for two kids and two adults from Houston to Hawaii my God if that is not some damn good prices

[@tari8134]

Hotel prices are also cheap. You can stay in a 4-star hotel for $20/night

[@SerasChan]

9 seconds in and Billy's losing his mind...its gonna be good 😆

[@donchrysler82]

Billy at 16:25 just about made me spit out my coffee, lol.

[@keerokamiya9126]

I mean they already cancelled E3 over this, there really is no stopping it :P

[@bobhollywood4093]

I love the innocence of Martin's laughter.

[@KanWoo76]

😆😂🤣They should have had Corona and lime juice and said it was a COVID-19/Lyme Disease hybrid!

[@Cyromantik]

I've worked in the news before, I'm almost 💯% sure that newscaster was laughing his ass off when not on camera. His lines and culturally antiquated speaking tone was all made for him by groups like Sinclair media.

[@EdwardSanchezProductions]

the highlight of this video is billy and martin laughing

[@xavierlaster]

Watching this in the train was a bad idea. The other passengers just finished looking at me laugh like a crazy person.

[@darkdemonqueen]

Yeah this insanity has gotten so bad that I’m afraid to even let a sniffle out at the gym when it’s legit allergies from the spring flowers blooming! 😳

[@kidsister316]

so true, i thought these workers were gonna jump out of their skin at goodwill the other day when i coughed a little! No, i'm a smoker i said calmly put on the Scarlett Letter!

[@linux750]

Wait, YOUR gym is still open? They closed mine.

[@leonfrost2829]

You can be safe from the CorinaVirus if you buy a shirt from DTMerch.com.

[@smokeedinero]

Lmao "Bag Lady"

[@EdwardSanchezProductions]

billy laugh always put a big smile on my face

[@KrystineBrown]

To be fair, people transport literally anything here in NYC on the subway. Live animals and human organs included.

[@mannymaxo]

Billy was doing the bicycle kick laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mindfuless674]

At least it wasn't in Florida 😂

[@andrewbristow2817]

"Stupid is as stupid does." - Forrest Gump's Momma

[@Flow-.-]

That laugh gets me bro 😂😂

[@kingghxstgaming]

Bag lady was hilarious 😆

[@blackscreennoiseforrelaxat1517]

This is the best one they ever did! I swear 😂 😂

[@LegoWarFims]

Thank God for billy’s laugh and this vid to cheer me up.

[@bobhollywood4093]

Martin losing his mind is too fucking funny. Corey even had to give him a moment.