If you've been around this planet for awhile, sometimes you can tell just by the poster if the movie is gonna be bad.
@ABRAsylum3 жыл бұрын
You can tell immediately the only selling point for this movie is "women". That's it. That's the whole thing. It will bomb and sexism will be blamed, eventhough women don't want to watch it either.
@chriskelly5093 жыл бұрын
Exactly...we all knew it was a flop
@SideshowBob443 жыл бұрын
Melissa McCarthy = it’s gonna be shit
@lukecoyi17843 жыл бұрын
Some films you don’t need to watch to know it’s bad
@mike3533 жыл бұрын
Also with which actor is in it
@visidenvisidane11553 жыл бұрын
“They can barely get in the Lamborghini because of their costumes.” Yes, clearly the costumes are the problem.
@yourcucumberissoftandyourg31143 жыл бұрын
DAM
@NDF883 жыл бұрын
Exactly, the Lambo is the problem.
@JackNapierTM3 жыл бұрын
"THUN-DER FORCE"!
@sunsetgames26223 жыл бұрын
Now this is a BASED post, love it
@KoD833 жыл бұрын
Let's ban Lamborghinis and ALL Sports Cars!!! because they're not made for all people (with fat costumes)! LOL
@wolfmantheimpaler3 жыл бұрын
Every Melissa McCarthy movie in a nutshell: *HAHAHA I'M FAT, AREN'T I FUNNY! OH NO I FELL!*
@TravJam3173 жыл бұрын
She probably thinks "It worked for John Belushi and Chris Farley. I can do that!"
@fizzlepeach3 жыл бұрын
More like she's always expected to act that way. She's been typecasted and that's not her fault.
@YouTubeCensors3 жыл бұрын
@@fizzlepeach Her husband is making the god damn movies and you say she's typecast? F outta here
@teresmajor79563 жыл бұрын
@@fizzlepeach She don't have to accept
@fizzlepeach3 жыл бұрын
@@teresmajor7956 lol everyone needs to work and make money to maintain a lifestyle they want
@thechaosis89933 жыл бұрын
You know a movie is bad when Joe doesnt even try to make a spoiler free video lmao
@afz30033 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@kinghemirstir93903 жыл бұрын
this movie is actually really really bad i accidently watched it for like 5min (thanks to little sister) and got freaking bored and cringed avoid this movie at all cost!
@shadowlord96073 жыл бұрын
Even seeing a few clips of this shitshow in the review has seared my brain with this cringy garbage.
@Andronicus873 жыл бұрын
This movie is ultimate corn and Korn does the music..... oh its slipknot not Korn lol oops. Oh wait iJust Corey Taylor not all of Slipknot. I dunno why I always get Korn and slipknot mixed up. Not my kind of music I guess.
@Redmist-se7ld3 жыл бұрын
That because this movie is dogshit
@semmutalindwa46153 жыл бұрын
OJ saying “I can’t believe we watched this” 15 seconds in? This review is gonna be gooooood
@semmutalindwa46153 жыл бұрын
Also Melissa McCarthy is terrible
@semmutalindwa46153 жыл бұрын
@@Bear-form “the guy in the middle” good sir that’s Alex the king how do you not know this
@helmyxv56973 жыл бұрын
@@semmutalindwa4615 she was good on spy?
@AstaIsAMonster3 жыл бұрын
Yup 😂
@Z-Mikes003 жыл бұрын
@@semmutalindwa4615 she's great. Her talent has just been wasted
@dantedarkgamer31423 жыл бұрын
OJ: "I lost some respect for Netflix" Me: don't tell him about cuties let him be innocent
@abdullahamr99413 жыл бұрын
he should know
@cassiusm1643 жыл бұрын
I think its time
@madkoala21303 жыл бұрын
i still dont know why has that thing 80% on rotten tomatos. What we are, pedofiles?
@austind72323 жыл бұрын
@@madkoala2130 From what I've heard the movie's message is actually about the main character rejecting tradition but ends up emotional hurt by over sexualizing herself. The problem was actually with the marketing that seemed be softcore garbage on the posters. Read the wiki for thhe plot summary; very different message from what people think.
@ShrimpGaslight3 жыл бұрын
@@austind7232 Imagine a movie that has a message "murder is bad", Then proceeds to have scene after scene of brutal, gory killing. That's what some people who have watched Cuties said feels like. Just because the creators panic include "hey this is actually saying its bad", doesn't make it any less egregious
@Windbend3r3 жыл бұрын
I saw the advertising for it on Netflix and instantly knew it was gonna be insanely bad
@ricardohoang84523 жыл бұрын
"Cuties" but the children are grown up to be the random "heroes" 👏👏
@psykotisyinc3 жыл бұрын
This is my first time hearing of this film haha
@DrWho2008t1013 жыл бұрын
esp.
@DragonHeart6133 жыл бұрын
@MMA Fighter I instantly knew the movie was gonna be horrible the second I found out that Melissa McCarthy was in it💩
@FrogOf4Chan3 жыл бұрын
@@DragonHeart613 Yup.. she's terrible and unfunny.
@SolidMikeP3 жыл бұрын
During the movie, my wife yelled out, WTF are we doing with our life.
@steviegall38103 жыл бұрын
That was nothing to do with the movie though. Sorry bro.
@yourcucumberissoftandyourg31143 жыл бұрын
Your wife nah b our wife😈
@SolidMikeP3 жыл бұрын
@@yourcucumberissoftandyourg3114 lol you sick man you sick
@DannyMorrs3 жыл бұрын
@@steviegall3810 brutal
@DannyMorrs3 жыл бұрын
@@yourcucumberissoftandyourg3114 savage
@Groove_Gamer3 жыл бұрын
I saw the poster and instantly thought who would ever subject themselves to watching this
@MidniteMeatBus3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Metro_Zilla3 жыл бұрын
My mom
@adad878213 жыл бұрын
woke twitter morons
@Kazzy2343 жыл бұрын
I was forced to watch this during school
@pcgamingguru96113 жыл бұрын
Libs and repressed women whom watch Batwhaman on the CW
@PenitusVox3 жыл бұрын
The rating on Netflix doesn't even have anything to do with whether it's good or not. The number corresponds to how close the Netflix algorithm thinks the movie/show is to your tastes. Even then, it's completely wrong most of the time.
@Zeta-Mon3 жыл бұрын
Didn't they change it for amy schumer?
@bestieswithtesties3 жыл бұрын
Yeah they took out user ratings and reviews after many of their originals were total bombs. Now they just hide it and force people to find out the hard way.
@ricardohoang84523 жыл бұрын
@@Zeta-Mon And you know how cringe Amy is
@Phillipgraves8693 жыл бұрын
Last week it was trending number 1 in Canada....I have a feeling it wasn’t and they just put it to number one to get you to find out the hard way that it wasn’t
@swb14103 жыл бұрын
@@Phillipgraves869 Number 1 in USA right now (BULLSHIIIIIT)
@h0pelless8503 жыл бұрын
alex looks like he's a war vetran getting flashbacks the whole vid
@DemCheeks6663 жыл бұрын
Well now I have to re watch the whole review thanks lol
@lc32123 жыл бұрын
When they came on camera Alex had this look like "wtf did you just make me watch?" Lol
@tailedgates93 жыл бұрын
I was looking at Other Joe's worried face. X'D
@alexsilva283 жыл бұрын
Just imagine Fortunate Son playing as the camera slowly zooms into his face and it goes b&w
@cwg92383 жыл бұрын
he always has a "nam flashback" face. the joes have made him endure so much shit, but still he does his job.
@manty53 жыл бұрын
When someone talks about how "courageous" a movie is, that's the hint that the movie is trash.
@breadguytv3 жыл бұрын
*I'm fat and stupid* haha so funny can't wait to see the next 6 years of the same character.
@wayneflaszynski24163 жыл бұрын
Jo Brand
@stijnvdv23 жыл бұрын
She actually played one movie that's not 'I'm the fat comedy relieve person' which I think was 'Mommy' where she plays a psychopathic older woman befriending a group of teens and in the end tortures them coz their parents made her life in school miserable. Have only watched fragments but from those fragments it's a pretty decent B-movie. Not particularly good, but not particularly bad either.
@breadguytv3 жыл бұрын
@@stijnvdv2 that's not McCarthy though... the other woman has a good range of acting
@darklordofyocommunitah47813 жыл бұрын
@@stijnvdv2 "Ma"
@stijnvdv23 жыл бұрын
@@breadguytv Yeah you are right XD I confused the 2. Probably coz I don't watch enough movies of them to be able to remember. Usually if I see stuff like this I think... 'bad American late night show humor in a body positivity spin.... NEXT!'
@ONESIXTHCAVE3 жыл бұрын
One Punch Man season 1 nailed the superhero parody thing already. If you haven’t seen it yet go watch it. Total gem.
@addbioshockasachapterindea3453 жыл бұрын
The boys on Amazon did too
@brucelston3 жыл бұрын
More anime parody than super hero
@wilmagregg31313 жыл бұрын
@@addbioshockasachapterindea345 yeah though tone is certainly diffrent boys for the serious dark comedy type of parady and OPM for the comedic action parady
@leovang34253 жыл бұрын
@@brucelston it parodies specifically anime superheroes. nonetheless, One Punch Man is a very casual and hilarious anime, would recommend.
@chadcooley79943 жыл бұрын
Then read the Manga after Season 1 because the Animation in season 2 is such a turn off. The manga animates it better than the animation in season 2
@OdiumTV3 жыл бұрын
Alex's face when Joe imitates McCarthy imitating Urkle is priceless.
@FSBMystic3 жыл бұрын
He's still suffering 😹
@WarPigz03 жыл бұрын
That man died inside again.
@NarutoxinZ3 жыл бұрын
"Did I do thaaaaaaaat?" I thought Joe was just having a mental breakdown...but that was in the movie!?!?
@Bluepenguin283 жыл бұрын
its the next "godzilla is approaching the generator" mode from Joe 😂
@ghettoprince1873 жыл бұрын
Yeah that part made me cringe harder than usual
@thebalanceofjudgement3 жыл бұрын
yes it was and it was every bit as bad as Joe says it was, but not as bad as the raw chicken gag and I do mean gag, as in it made me want to puke every time they came back to it... NOT FUNNY!!
@Eclipse85023 жыл бұрын
Me seeing the thumbnail: Yes, that’s the evening’s entertainment sorted. Angry Joe comes through again
@opticalcanine3 жыл бұрын
Half an hour of entertainment for a whole evening? That's sad ☹️
@bigbeast1033 жыл бұрын
@@opticalcanine those of us that work all day have to get a full night of sleep
@fcukugimmeausername3 жыл бұрын
@@opticalcanine Just put it on repeat.
@lynntownsend1003 жыл бұрын
@@fcukugimmeausername That's what I do...😂😹👍
@codlover93love243 жыл бұрын
They suck at movie reviews
@gabrielibowen13 жыл бұрын
The ratings on Netflix used to be so accurate before they switched to thumbs up/thumbs down. I feel like they basically want everyone to watch everything they put out now.
@Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r3 жыл бұрын
A superhero movie starring Melissa McCarthy is a red flag in itself.
@vladimircruzata39613 жыл бұрын
Remember me?
@vladimircruzata39613 жыл бұрын
Also rei is best girl as always
@Rollbrand3703 жыл бұрын
I like Melissa McCarthy but in action adventure films, NO!
@farkhanhersawinanda64513 жыл бұрын
It keeps so Insulting and Insulted 😂
@aaronbood19993 жыл бұрын
A film with Melissa Mccarthy isn't that funny
@jessicasmiles003 жыл бұрын
Thank you for saving my family from this movie. My husband and kids would have never allowed me to choose another movie again because I fall for the whole #1 movie on Netflix thing.
@NathanCassidy7213 жыл бұрын
We all fall for the whole “#1” thing at least once.
@PistolSovereign3 жыл бұрын
Believing in the #1 is how you end up buying The Last of Us 2
@bloodlustshiva12 жыл бұрын
I avoid every single thing I see that has the Netflix logo on it, all but one movie with them involved was absolute garbage. lol
@sunglow.3 жыл бұрын
I saw my mom watching this a couple days ago , I was going to stick around with her but an instinct came about so I didn't . Now I feel bad for her -
@anthonygordon94833 жыл бұрын
Sometimes when I know a movie is bad. I don't watch it but instead watch angry joe rant about it. Its a guilty pleasure
@valrend73743 жыл бұрын
Is it really something you should feel guilty about? Sounds reasonable to me.
@Yay4Yay3 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@luckysevens68523 жыл бұрын
That's exactly what I'm doing right now lol
@KrzysztofDz3 жыл бұрын
Rel
@baerdred3 жыл бұрын
I feel like most of my movie watching is like this now :D
@wavion23 жыл бұрын
"Her husband and her... somebody needs to tell them these jokes aren't funny, you need a better writer... maybe their writer is the problem." The husband is the writer.
@triggerfairy40703 жыл бұрын
mccarthy was adlibing everything
@ChocorocK3 жыл бұрын
@@triggerfairy4070 When did the trend of making actors adlib for "ha ha" start? Its always dragged on and horrible.
@Andronicus873 жыл бұрын
yeesh.....
@Redmist-se7ld3 жыл бұрын
She makes Milla Jovovich and Paul WS Anderson look fucking good
@triggerfairy40703 жыл бұрын
@@ChocorocK thats what they did for Fembuster
@DeadlyDanDaMan3 жыл бұрын
I'm noticing a trend with movies that have Director's that are married to the lead female star being complete trash in Hollywood. It REALLY needs to stop.
@1232sam3 жыл бұрын
Resident Evil lmao
@khalifrhodes95033 жыл бұрын
a quiet place: hello there
@cartooncritique66253 жыл бұрын
@@1232sam Prime Example. What a dumpster-fire.
@bellystraw3 жыл бұрын
In every bad review I find myself entranced with Alex. His "oh my god this was miserable and I like my life a bit less now" looks are a work of art. Not loud like OJ and Joe but the subtle misery and sadness in his eyes is magnetic
@That_One_User_3143 жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@Biggiiful3 жыл бұрын
I agree, but your comment is hilarious. You sound like a complete psychopath bathing in Alex's misery.
@unsolicitedditkapics97223 жыл бұрын
I came for AJ but i stay for Alex lol
@mikey420ful3 жыл бұрын
4:42 5:19 is also hilarious
@ryanclarke70273 жыл бұрын
@Anoneemus Noename cool story bro
@ltfakeout85733 жыл бұрын
This movie felt longer than the snyder cut
@ketchupkatsup98053 жыл бұрын
Snyder cut didnt even feel long it was way too short
@overlordb19893 жыл бұрын
At least the snyder cut was watchable.
@zaneomega23 жыл бұрын
Sadly agree
@Old-Boy_BEbop3 жыл бұрын
and both were equally bad.
@surjay56333 жыл бұрын
@@Old-Boy_BEbop no way. Even if u thought the Snyder cut was bad u have to know that it’s better than this garbage.
@chrisharlin70963 жыл бұрын
Alex's expression told me all i needed to know. He actually looked angry he had to watch this movie
@adad878213 жыл бұрын
i would to
@ShaneAddinall3 жыл бұрын
If Netflix does a Melissa McCarthy and Adam Sandler crossover the world will implode in disgust.
@dont_i_know48583 жыл бұрын
Even then I think Adam Sandler has a limit to making landfill movies
@momenteimlicht3 жыл бұрын
Don't give em ideas....
@wing_ston_9023 жыл бұрын
Adam Sandler is honestly funny than Melissa McCarthy, don't shit on my boy Adam Sandler.
@chopcheesekim3 жыл бұрын
Don’t even wanna think about that cuz it think this is where all the holly wood actors are going too
@jrt27923 жыл бұрын
Adam Sandler at LEAST has his charm, Melissa doesn't.
@joeparagon3 жыл бұрын
An actress with a "director husband" is never a good sign.
@wisewolftony3 жыл бұрын
Yea just look at all of the shitty video game films we have gotten thanks to such a duo.
@kevinc.cucumber36973 жыл бұрын
Resident evil movies and monster hunter lmao
@dieling98073 жыл бұрын
Quiet place was a good tho...
@wisewolftony3 жыл бұрын
@@dieling9807 True but I will say that is a bit different. As both of them are actors as well and both of them were in the film together. Not to mention Blunt and Krasinski are both really talented. While the other husband and wife combo have if they are lucky one good film to their names if that. Like Milla I think has some talent but that's pretty much only resulted in her being in one good film which is the 5th Element. I also enjoyed the film The Perfect Getaway but not sure if I would say that is a good film and I mostly just liked it for Timothy Olyphant.
@moxyblackfiddler3 жыл бұрын
I guess you haven't seen A Quiet Place or The Fifth Element?
@MisogynyMan3 жыл бұрын
This is what we call failing upwards, where the worse they do, the more they are rewarded with new projects. Expect more of this shite.
@NIGHTSTALKER9733 жыл бұрын
At the five minute mark when Joe did the Erkel dance I looked over at Alex and he is so dead inside and defeated 🤣
@Csabee0053 жыл бұрын
Such a mood xD Although I'm not sure if its only because the film was so bad, or that Joe was being just as cringy while reenacting the thing.
@NIGHTSTALKER9733 жыл бұрын
@@Csabee005 From what I've seen in these reviews that Alex is in when he looks dead inside 99 percent of the time it's because the movie, tv show or game they're reviewing is really bad like you know when something is REALLY bad when Alex looks depressed 😆
@22QXX1123 жыл бұрын
Joe looked like he was losing it for seeing this film cause of the urkil joke lol
@damn60393 жыл бұрын
Remember when unfit kids and people looked upon there favourite superheroes and wanted to be fit like them? Now they want their superheroes to be unfit like them, human intelligence is definitely dropping
@Webshooters13 жыл бұрын
Idiocracy was a warning.
@cadethumann86053 жыл бұрын
In fairness and to an extant, I can see having heroes/role models that have different body types (it's not solely tied to health. It can be genetic and other reasons). Plus, it can help make for more diverse storytelling/characters. However, trying to present being fat (as in the gut and due to bad health/lifestyle choices) as good is worrying as it could endanger other people.
@louis84873 жыл бұрын
Even if it is unfunny this movie was meant as a comedy not a serious superhero movie. The joke is that she's fat. As is the joke in everything she stars in... This wasn't trying to be a role model movie lol. Tell me one single superhero in the current MCU or DCU who doesn't look like an athlete or supermodel. (Thor doesn't count because him being fat was both for comedic effect as well as showing how far he's fallen into a depressive state, it was never meant to be inspiring). Those are the superheroes kids are growing up with.
@nelcomargaming66123 жыл бұрын
It's because we have let the unfit run things
@ViktorScberg3 жыл бұрын
They really want to back to monke
@BritishTeaFGC3 жыл бұрын
"I lost some respect for Netflix" Other Joe, can you even have any respect for Netflix after Cuties?
@knightveg3 жыл бұрын
Daybreak, Colony, strange things, Van Helsng, October Faction and so on Are some cool TV shows to watch
@BritishTeaFGC3 жыл бұрын
@@knightveg The fact that they even supported Cuties in the first place has put a bad taste in my mouth permanently. It doesn't matter how good those shows are, I just can't support a company that does something like that.
@darknesslight31003 жыл бұрын
@@knightveg Piracy's a better choice
@Rondo2ooo3 жыл бұрын
I still have my Netflix subscription, but since a year or two, I am watching 90% on Prime or renting there, because Netflix has gone down the road.
@therealkzero3 жыл бұрын
When Netflix says #1 in America, they mean how many have watched it. It has nothing to do with ratings.
@ChrisRogersTheAngryChef3 жыл бұрын
They are lying, more people turned the movie off than had completed watching it. They don't mention that.
@cjnf113 жыл бұрын
Old superheroes: TESTOSTERONE New superheroes: CHOLESTEROL
@deep58113 жыл бұрын
Spot on!
@jrt27923 жыл бұрын
🤦👍☠️😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@PremMajumdarVG3 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@rafaelperez67183 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀☠👻
@MrAndy9572ac3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@CHIEFLUKE1013 жыл бұрын
When Joe was doing the urkel impression you can see Alex's soul leave his body
@ThePokestopPapi3 жыл бұрын
Here for the positively, negative vibes 🙃
@Windbend3r3 жыл бұрын
You mean honesty lol
@ZaWardo1513 жыл бұрын
This show is the best I have ever seen it’s the greats superhero show ever,
@thewickedzaku3 жыл бұрын
@@ZaWardo151 big brain sarcasm
@batmanstrike82873 жыл бұрын
When OJ says he wouldn't reccomend it to anyone, you know it's bad
@Ronin-kk4bt3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@cassiusm1643 жыл бұрын
The fact that these guys actually sat through this entire movie, shows true bravery of the highest level.
@BoringBrandi3 ай бұрын
Or a great deal of stupidity
@ELOrocks1893 жыл бұрын
Other Joe's "golden girls" t shirt was funnier than the movie
@chilldragon47523 жыл бұрын
He's on the "It only gets better with age" team.
@gaelofariandel67473 жыл бұрын
Thank him for being a friend.
@lisamortini85673 жыл бұрын
In fairness, that's a low bar to beat.
@JRennick273 жыл бұрын
I can only imagine what the budget for this “film” was Money being set on fire.
@mattoki73 жыл бұрын
@@HammerLeaf bucket of raw chicken
@JRennick273 жыл бұрын
@GlassHalfEmpty Oh dear god...
@steveninsav3 жыл бұрын
Yea your money
@JRennick273 жыл бұрын
@@steveninsav They don’t have my money, goof.
@donalddeluxe64073 жыл бұрын
@GlassHalfEmpty thank fuck I cancelled my subscription back in 2017 when thirteen reason why came out.
@gimmiegaming62473 жыл бұрын
Alex’s “rant” @ 6:14 - 6:44 is the EXACT reason why bad movies keep getting made lmao
@NerdsonDirtMTB3 жыл бұрын
Gentlemen, your sacrifice has been noted...you are the heroes of this movie... Saved us from this horror show
@roslolian113 жыл бұрын
Lol you dont need somebody to watch the film to know this is trash. The trailer should tell you all you need to know
@WiseG33k3 жыл бұрын
4:52 I love how Alex and Other Joe are sitting there staring into the void as Joe does his shenanigans. They're so used to Joe by now, they just ignore him flatout, lol.
@Scarletjazhandsome3 жыл бұрын
Joe’s Urkel impression, I hope to see that on a T-shirt in your merch store one day.
@jasonlee1863 жыл бұрын
Adam Sandler and Melissa McCarthy should play Russian Roulette until one of them writes a decent script.
@dereksbooks3 жыл бұрын
Melissa and Kevin James are the same person. Prove me wrong.
@SSG_Ronnie423 жыл бұрын
Or just let a good actor replace them instead.
@bradleysirwin66043 жыл бұрын
Uncut gems?
@maineman57573 жыл бұрын
@@bradleysirwin6604 Adam Sandler didn't write the script for Uncut Gems.
@nickzakrath70803 жыл бұрын
@@maineman5757 He surely did a better performance than Melissa in several years though.
@jrick00013 жыл бұрын
"Another film that she does with her director/husband and it seems like all the films that she does with her director/husband are terrible." For a second I thought Joe was talking about Milla Jovovich.
@Moon_Presence3 жыл бұрын
Hey she was good in The Fifth Element and the first Resident Evil movie. Lol
@zireael97973 жыл бұрын
@@Moon_Presence sorry for going off topic but I had a good chuckle imagining the moon presence sitting on a couch watching movies with popcorn and pizza 😂
@Moon_Presence3 жыл бұрын
@@zireael9797 LOL I'd chill with Moon Presence on a couch and eat. It'd be super legit.
@MicroClases_Ciencia3 жыл бұрын
The Last one was good according to Joe, monster hunter, and the first Resident Evil too
@connorhickey26663 жыл бұрын
@@zireael9797 what does bloodborne have to do with This shitshow?
@whiskeydark80113 жыл бұрын
17:25 Wait that's the actress who played mantis in guardians of the galaxy. I hope they didn't ruin her career with this movie.
@DarthSateus3 жыл бұрын
Joe re-enacting the jokes are infinitely funnier than the jokes themselves
@marzialalfonzocanada8883 жыл бұрын
so did they already use the excuse " if you don't like the movie then you're fatphobic " edit : I did not know corey taylor made a song for this AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
@jacksonbilgry83953 жыл бұрын
i still can't believe that he did... idk if i can listen to slipknot/stone sour the same anymore
@williamhenderson26613 жыл бұрын
@@jacksonbilgry8395 stick with pre All Hope Is Gone and you’ll be fine, Maggot lol
@jsalinas20683 жыл бұрын
No because Melissas characters iconic comedy lines often involve making fun of how fat and stupid she is
@jacksonbilgry83953 жыл бұрын
@@williamhenderson2661 WANYK was pretty decent ngl. some poopy tracks but most were pretty sick
@marzialalfonzocanada8883 жыл бұрын
@@jacksonbilgry8395 forget the cliche movie....the fact that corey taylor made a song for this shocked me more like fck everytime I listen to their new music I'll be reminded that he made a crappy song for this movie
@reclusiarchgrimaldus12693 жыл бұрын
OJ: "I kinda lost all respect for Netflix" Me: You still had respect for Netflix?
@randalthor68723 жыл бұрын
Normal people lost that respect when they released that movie "cuties"
@theinsurance24503 жыл бұрын
When it comes to movies. Netflix is the worst. When it is shows. They only have two good ones.
@tripledigit48353 жыл бұрын
@@theinsurance2450 original movies* Netflix has a lot of good older movies on their platform. But the Netflix Originals are garbage
@tiffanygreen98062 жыл бұрын
Cuties is garbage. I hated that movie
@tramrant3 жыл бұрын
Past Corey Taylor from Slipknot when watching this movie: 'I push my fingers into my eyes.. It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache..'
@gamewatcher44173 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@BruceLeanDarts3 жыл бұрын
What if the pain goes on?
@Pozorrogo3 жыл бұрын
@Harper Swan Yeah I wonder if Corey Taylor realizes how much respect he lost from so many people for being a part of that so-called 'review' He has no right to tell anyone what a terrible movie is after that lol
@jacobhoth91583 жыл бұрын
I liked the wall review it was funny
@mikey420ful3 жыл бұрын
@@BruceLeanDarts I’m not gonna make it!
@dedcaesar23253 жыл бұрын
Corey Taylor's KZbin channel actually turned off the comments for the song.
@Reuello3 жыл бұрын
As expected
@weregretohio77283 жыл бұрын
Between this, his bad solo album, and his collab with Doug Walker, he's not having a good time.
@dedcaesar23253 жыл бұрын
@@weregretohio7728 I agree with you. His solo album was so disappointing. Also, it wasn't Doug Walker. It was James, the AVGN.
@dedcaesar23253 жыл бұрын
And now it's gone. It's no longer on his page. lmfao
@kagenotatsumaki3 жыл бұрын
@@dedcaesar2325 Pretty he did one with Doug too.
@PyroMancer2k3 жыл бұрын
I recommend this movie as a sleep aid. It was late and I was suffering from insomnia and so checked netflix for something to fall asleep to. Worked like a charm, no clue how it ends or pretty much what happens after their training.
@azhaar1133 жыл бұрын
Thats even better because you never sees the movie twice. Always feels like a new movie.
@UnclePhil733 жыл бұрын
Can’t believe Octavia Spencer slummed it here. She must have needed a down payment on a second mansion
@asarishepard81713 жыл бұрын
Must have been a clause in a contract forcing her to be in this
@CKRlll3 жыл бұрын
How much is Netflix paying actors these days? A cool million euros?
@DeathBringer7693 жыл бұрын
I noticed she had the same expression on her face nearly the entire movie, lol. She barely acted here -- just phoned it in hard.
@asarishepard81713 жыл бұрын
@@DeathBringer769 thats some hard core slumming it, im impressed
@danjacques773 жыл бұрын
If you want a mansion, you go work for BLM.
@davidjacobo56373 жыл бұрын
Imagine Adam Sandler and Melissa Mcarthy making a Jack and Jill remake :'D
@EskiZagra3 жыл бұрын
PLEASE don't give them ideas...someone may actually think it is a good idea!
@lucianobruzzone5373 жыл бұрын
Don´t give them any ideas please
@bradford4333 жыл бұрын
No.
@munico60553 жыл бұрын
Oh no
@Dragonflee1003 жыл бұрын
I still would have some funny moments with Sandler
@hapakidyo3 жыл бұрын
My brother-in-law put this on, and changed it to something else before McCarthy got her powers 🤣
@hectichavoc67663 жыл бұрын
5:00 Alex is having flashbacks from the movie.
@thewickedzaku3 жыл бұрын
Flashbacks of outriders
@franciscolaurean85503 жыл бұрын
Why are we still here
@DRWNGamer69153 жыл бұрын
@@franciscolaurean8550 just to suffer
@urorazbojnik56783 жыл бұрын
13:12 lol
@diamondplaysgames3 жыл бұрын
I find this angryjoe review way more entertaining then the movie.
@johnsoulou97203 жыл бұрын
That is the truthest of every truth.
@nevo64003 жыл бұрын
I didn't to be honest.😕
@Bored2deathofgames3 жыл бұрын
thats a disrespect
@rocketman84763 жыл бұрын
I personally can’t stand Imagine Dragons. My wife and kid love em, seems like everyone else does too. Aside from this song, Corey Taylor and all he does with Slipknot and Stone Sour, he’s an incredibly talented dude
@gediminaskucinskas69523 жыл бұрын
Alex looks like he is having PTSD here and there while Joe and OJ talk.
@comanchio19763 жыл бұрын
... that's how he always looks, tbf
@kevinc.cucumber36973 жыл бұрын
5:00-5:20 just look at alex, he was dying inside 😂
@dalehollingsworth67043 жыл бұрын
He always looks annoyed when oj talks
@kazxkx46953 жыл бұрын
@@dalehollingsworth6704 trust! Why?!
@brianware89343 жыл бұрын
When Joe mentioned to get a different writer, I was curious and checked IMDb. The director, Ben Falcone, wrote it himself. There are no words to describe how quickly my brain quivered and turned to goo.
@Chadronius3 жыл бұрын
Your brain has turned to ground beef. BEEF BRAIIIIN
@Redactedinformant3 жыл бұрын
Damn he just keeps going "Did I do that?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mtreese83453 жыл бұрын
Members of Slipknot are looking Corey like “...my guy, wtf were you doing?”
@blueberry58223 жыл бұрын
Nostalgia critic’s the wall is what he’s doing, he’s a dork
@RPGManoWar3 жыл бұрын
@@blueberry5822 Look the man has a son who likes the NC, he was doing it for his kid
@Rysix193 жыл бұрын
I mean did you even hear the full song? Its not like only he made it there is a guy from Anthrax and Slayer aswell
@mtreese83453 жыл бұрын
@@Rysix19 I did, not a fan of it at all.
@psychobillynumbnuts13 жыл бұрын
Slipknot sucks so no surprise there
@msevilducky713 жыл бұрын
If you look closely you can see a bit of Alex's soul leave his body while AJ was doing the Urkel bit. I have not and will not watch this movie but I did see that scene when Double Toasted reviewed it and I don't blame Alex's soul for leaving.
@707romo7073 жыл бұрын
😂😂 I saw him rethink his entire life leading up to that point.
@TacitusKillgore13 жыл бұрын
27:30 I just couldn’t handle it, I was in tears laughing. Alex’s and OJs face. The lyrics are that bad they are good.
@hardlyaaron3 жыл бұрын
My gf and I quit 20 minutes in. She was very merciful.
@Kronos09993 жыл бұрын
You have a problem if your gf was still "merciful" after watching that for 20 minutes.
@YoloTB3 жыл бұрын
@@Kronos0999 Shut Up
@Arthion1233 жыл бұрын
Hope you still got the chill bro
@hardlyaaron3 жыл бұрын
@@Kronos0999 My gf will watch some pretty bad shows and movies, sometimes it's just what she likes. Not really a problem, people have different tastes and making it work is how relationships go.
@fotisnikolaidis23133 жыл бұрын
Oh hell no, if i know a movie is bad i aint watching it regardless of the girls promises for rrpayment. Man up dont let yourself be abused.
@bhatra103 жыл бұрын
Netflix has brought cinema quality down. It’s killed the focus on making art. They take anyone who is famous and churn out shite like this
@gamerGUY30132 жыл бұрын
It's like they put a premise into an AI script generator with different genres and just roll with it
@leninfranco93283 жыл бұрын
This is why we have these guys and other youtubers, so we don't have to suffer.
@doomslayer28733 жыл бұрын
Godzilla is approaching the generator, the generator is loosing power!!!!!
@generalgrievousxxx3 жыл бұрын
that is timeless haha
@generalgrievousxxx3 жыл бұрын
He's a man not a god, come on comrades!
@darthcinema42623 жыл бұрын
IS THAT FUCKING BLUE?!
@amit_patel6543 жыл бұрын
That's what she said
@BennyGoId3 жыл бұрын
"loosing power".... losing* The word "loose" is the opposite of the word "tight". The words "lose/losing" are the opposite of the words "win/gaining"
@Caderynwolf3 жыл бұрын
So basically, this movie is the embodiment of the phrase "I've fallen and I can't get up", as well the dethklok song "thunderhorse" if it were trying to being dead serious.
@rain16763 жыл бұрын
Every day I die over and over again.
@AstaIsAMonster2 жыл бұрын
12:04-12:32 *OJ closes his eyes when AJ reminds him how bad that joke was in the movie.* 😂
@troydaniels19013 жыл бұрын
I'm a simple man I see Melissa McCartney i don't touch it with a stick.
@TadRaunch3 жыл бұрын
I thought she did a good job in St. Vincent.
@rodrigocaceres28793 жыл бұрын
@@TadRaunch You thought wrong. Naah, I'm just joking. Personally, I don't like her at all so I haven't seen that.
@TadRaunch3 жыл бұрын
@@rodrigocaceres2879 Even if you weren't joking, most of my opinions are objectively wrong anyway. For example, I think K-PAX was decent.
@slumberbalu30983 жыл бұрын
Don’t even touch it with a stick, she might eat it!
@YouTubeCensors3 жыл бұрын
Yea she's awful. Bridesmaids was good but everything else you're an idiot i f you waste time and or $ on her movies
@Gromire3 жыл бұрын
Octavia Spencer seemed like she didn’t want to be there, but owed someone a big favor. The writing was so bad you could almost see the cringes on the actors faces after they said their lines.
@DasKame3 жыл бұрын
i didnt get the Hate. The Movie was mostly boring and lame, but terrible? nah, not really.
@megamask31583 жыл бұрын
@@DasKame you…. Just said two reasons why they hate it
@DasKame3 жыл бұрын
@@megamask3158 Boring and LAME is now a reason to HATE a Movie? Holy shit, i thought it must be offensive, terrible and broken to be worth HATE
@adammace91903 жыл бұрын
Joe “singing” the slip knot song at the end killed me lol, too goddam funny.
@helikos13 жыл бұрын
We are not conceding, looks can be deceiving. In your darkest hour show them you have the power CRIIIIIIIIIIINGE!
@adammace91903 жыл бұрын
@@helikos1 that line is what had me dying lol.
@ip2dotbiz7453 жыл бұрын
She's such a genius she invented super human drugs, but couldn't out smart carbs
@PatrickHocking3 жыл бұрын
The power of donuts are just too strong
@dereksbooks3 жыл бұрын
Ouch 🤕
@Left4Candy3 жыл бұрын
Calories, not carbs.
@xeagaort3 жыл бұрын
@@Left4Candy whatever makes you fat as a sun.
@mrsaltyburns94453 жыл бұрын
Lol
@benchapman37883 жыл бұрын
6:52 OJ just hiding the fact he watched Jack and Jill😂😂😂
@reesesollars15533 жыл бұрын
Dude watches bad films on purpose doesn't surprise me he did.
@RimshotKiller3 жыл бұрын
AJ : "Ok, I'mma give the film this: I think there's two funny jokes in there." Alex: *Squint to doubt*
@glowingmonster3 жыл бұрын
Corey Taylor's involvement in this shows that the dude is chasing paychecks, and doesn't care about his art anymore.
@Windwalker883 жыл бұрын
I thought he couldn't sink lower after his envolvement with the wall review
@Trackman713 жыл бұрын
It sucks because I really like Taylor but seeing him sink so low hurts.
@cesarmigueldasilvacaraccio22973 жыл бұрын
your profile photo is scary
@JamesGames1013 жыл бұрын
I find it pretty funny considering he constantly shits on newer bands, calls them generic, then does stuff like this
@generalautism74063 жыл бұрын
@@Windwalker88 i’m like 40% sure he was in that review for his son anyway.
@mareczek007133 жыл бұрын
When the "superhero" could be beaten by running for a mile so she gets a heart attack chasing you...
@MichaelRivera-bg4um3 жыл бұрын
You guys are the real hero’s. Thanks for reviewing this game at the cost of some of your life 🙏🏽
@steverogers39193 жыл бұрын
Alex keep preaching the truth: they are going to stop making garbage movies until we stop watching them
@TheXboxTester3 жыл бұрын
The urkel scene was the moment i was done with this movie.
@DasKame3 жыл бұрын
Really? idk, i saw worst. Very Disney Afternoon Movie-Vibe
@ArcanePath3603 жыл бұрын
The first few seconds of the trailer was when I was done.
@nikolowolokin3 жыл бұрын
you know its gonna be bad BAD when OJ doesn't even enjoy it as a "so bad it's good" kind of film
@oldmanjesus98553 жыл бұрын
I’m more surprised that Angry Joe reviewed this tbh lol OJ is the GOAT for making them watch this 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@user-lr3zx9qi8t3 жыл бұрын
Joe just set himself up to be a meme doing the "Did I do thaaaat" dance there.
@lostsoul25083 жыл бұрын
At this point can we all just admit that if Melissa McCarthy is in a film now that it will SUCK
@michaelstowe21673 жыл бұрын
Ha. Along with Adam Sandler and Nicholas Cage.
@ohwni3 жыл бұрын
@@michaelstowe2167 Whoa now, what’s the issue with Adam Sandler? He’s redeemed himself with Uncut Gems!
@JackEverton1013 жыл бұрын
Watching Alex listen to angry Joe speak the lyrics of that god awful abomination of a song was absolutely priceless!
@CaIasanctius3 жыл бұрын
lmao, the first 7 minutes is alex and aj dumping on oj's movie choices.
@ttenor123 жыл бұрын
You know a movie is reaaaaaaally bad when even Joe thinks it's bad... Oh, and Melissa McCarthy stars it.
@raistlinmajere71493 жыл бұрын
If I can make a suggestion do reviews on the DC animated films! They deserve to be recognized more.
@trla65053 жыл бұрын
Ohhh great superman moments right there
@hermitcard44943 жыл бұрын
Alex: _"This is your fault."_ Angry Joe: _"Screw you for making me watch this."_ Nice review right there. Thank you Other Joe for making them suffer hahahahhaha!!
@Maladjester3 жыл бұрын
"There are things that are clearly worse than this. You've made me watch them." I'm dying
@antonakesson3 жыл бұрын
My sister recommended this film, un-ironacly, the other day but at that point I had seen Drinkers and Jeremy Jahns reviews of it so I knew what type of comedy this was gonna be.
@bdel803 жыл бұрын
Oh I knew Jeremy Jahns did one. The critical drinker :-) is just a added bonus
@ThisNameIsBanned3 жыл бұрын
Your sister has problems.
@BennyGoId3 жыл бұрын
unironically*
@Cucerescmunti3 жыл бұрын
@@BennyGoId Cambridge Education?:))
@RaDicAL8083 жыл бұрын
This movie popped up when opened Netflix and saw Melissa McCarthy in the trailer and was instantly like “nah”
@DasKame3 жыл бұрын
To be fair "the King" is the greatest Name for a Villain
@barrybarry85643 жыл бұрын
@@DasKame that villain was the only character with even the slightest hint of being interesting
@DasKame3 жыл бұрын
@@barrybarry8564 The Name was great, the Movie was way more like for Kids imo
@DasKame3 жыл бұрын
@@RHYD_ i think i like "the King" more than "Kingpin" to be Fair: "The Motherfucker" (Kick Ass 2) was also a great Name XD
@bdonovan3 жыл бұрын
that golden girls shirt is so good
@Moon-Raven3 жыл бұрын
Since Netflix was recommending like crazy for me, I went to watch it yesterday, I thought it might become better, but eventually just turned it off. Instead I just decided to do something more productive, I went to bed.
@dariendarkhouse85383 жыл бұрын
The differences between Jason and Melissa doing the same character are that it still works for him (probably because his isn't an overbearing character) and he actually branches out more often.
@TaddiestMason3 жыл бұрын
There's always an appreciation for a guy who can pepper in a good joke-but there's never a need for an over the top person desperately trying for laughs.
@deathsdoor073 жыл бұрын
He can play dark characters in The Gift and probably Ozark.
@Flippy_Nips3 жыл бұрын
Jason Bateman was the best part of this movie, hands down!
@_Ciaran_Maher3 жыл бұрын
Remember when Melissa McCarthy made that one good movie a decade ago?
@70wannawatch3 жыл бұрын
SPY,she dialed it back a lot maybe even had a decent script which helps.
@brothermouzone13073 жыл бұрын
@@70wannawatch I took his challenge and agree Spy is on the border. After Spy you have Heat and that 2013. What I discovered? She been in a lot of dogs.
@sehvehn79553 жыл бұрын
Pepperidge Farms remembers
@YuniorGamboa3 жыл бұрын
Bridemaids was the last movie where Melissa Mccarthy felt somewhat genuinely funny
@thetopherhaslanded3 жыл бұрын
Totally! Spy was pretty good tbf :')
@Profess843 жыл бұрын
Spy was surprisingly good.
@weston4073 жыл бұрын
that's cuz she played a supporting character - i think she works best in those roles (i can kinda say the same thing about John C. Reilly even though i think he's a far better actor)