MORE Reasons Why You Wouldn't Last 24 Hours in The Dark Ages....

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@nathannewman3968
@nathannewman3968 Жыл бұрын
What I think is cool is that everyone alive today has ancestors that survived the Medieval madness; either through cunning, strength or sheer resilience. I'd love to tap into that ancestral badassery.
@jaekn
@jaekn Жыл бұрын
Or by not living in Europe.
@nathannewman3968
@nathannewman3968 Жыл бұрын
@jaekn Perhaps to a certain degree. But the plague also ravaged Asia and Northern Africa too. My point is that everyone alive today has ancestors who survived some apocalyptic shit at one time or another in the distant past; plague, invasion, war, disease, serfdom or slavery, famine, natural disasters, violent crime, attempted genocide, fatal freak accidents. You get the picture. That's a long line of survivors to hold in awe. Who knows? Maybe it was just generations of insanely effective dumb luck? Regardless, we're here today. And that is pretty incredible given what our ancestors were up against.
@soggyfroggy22
@soggyfroggy22 Жыл бұрын
@nathannewman3968 You’re so right! I have been watching these videos and I thought, wow just to think all of us that are alive is because of our resilient ancestors.
@himalayasmeditation4067
@himalayasmeditation4067 Жыл бұрын
Or by atleast breeding early before death 😂
@nathannewman3968
@nathannewman3968 Жыл бұрын
@himalayasmeditation4067 Well, there's that, too. What you can't do with intelligence and strength you make up for in numbers. Still, I'm impressed my line has lasted so long and through so much.
@Seority
@Seority Жыл бұрын
My teachers would say, "You would die from the smell alone."
@haganegenkotsu
@haganegenkotsu 8 ай бұрын
😄🤣
@LA-so4qz
@LA-so4qz 6 ай бұрын
It absolutely fascinates me that humanity survived any of these conditions.
@Joanna7428
@Joanna7428 Ай бұрын
Me too, we can't cope if our WiFi disconnects.
@nerea4327
@nerea4327 Жыл бұрын
Your videos are a reminder to be grateful for the time we were born in!
@MatthewTheWanderer
@MatthewTheWanderer Жыл бұрын
Absolutely this!
@john-ic5pz
@john-ic5pz Жыл бұрын
tbh, you're probably similarly miserable as they were difficult times seem more difficult to an outsider than those who went through them. the human animal is spectacular at adapting...we find whatever environment we grew up in to be normal and even desirable, as twisted as that can be. horrible to us was just another Tuesday for them & you'd have felt the same if you'd been born there & then
@yvonneplant9434
@yvonneplant9434 Жыл бұрын
So many people think the past was better. Hmmm,no.
@yvonneplant9434
@yvonneplant9434 Жыл бұрын
​@@john-ic5pzWhat we may be miserable about today is way too nonsensical compared to the Dark Ages.
@MichaelLevine-n6y
@MichaelLevine-n6y Жыл бұрын
@@yvonneplant9434 It is quite sensible. We live in our times, not the Dark Ages so we are reasonably concerned with our own troubles.
@marafields5002
@marafields5002 Жыл бұрын
i sleep peacefully at night knowing i wont have to travel back in time and across an ocean to exist in medieval europe
@soggyfroggy22
@soggyfroggy22 Жыл бұрын
Yup 😆 I love your profile picture too.
@billyjoesmo8251
@billyjoesmo8251 7 ай бұрын
If I went back in time to Medieval Times and I'm here in America I would attach myself to an Indian tribe and consider myself very very lucky😅
@DavidSalt-t1q
@DavidSalt-t1q 7 ай бұрын
Tell that to the natives
@YouSaiyan........937
@YouSaiyan........937 3 ай бұрын
God forbid you were sent to the Bahamas for discovery
@khukri_wielderxxx1962
@khukri_wielderxxx1962 Жыл бұрын
The lack of running water alone would drive me insane, never mind everything else
@donnadanielsen9411
@donnadanielsen9411 Жыл бұрын
Same
@Logholders
@Logholders Жыл бұрын
You wouldn’t know what running water was.
@qwave1322
@qwave1322 Жыл бұрын
@@Logholderswitchcraft 😂😂😂
@KnightWicked
@KnightWicked Жыл бұрын
Down south in Andalusia and Muslim lands they had running water
@ront769
@ront769 10 ай бұрын
So true. Washing once in a while ain't gonna cut it!
@SaltySteff
@SaltySteff Жыл бұрын
As my dad always said, "if you ever travel back in time make sure you bring enough deodorant for everyone"
@11lvr11
@11lvr11 Жыл бұрын
Hahaha true
@myrandapistokache6653
@myrandapistokache6653 Жыл бұрын
That’s the number one thing I was always think about is how bad it has to have smelled
@paulahillier1390
@paulahillier1390 Жыл бұрын
Soap AND deodorant. 😅
@AngelWest58
@AngelWest58 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@Nobody-11B
@Nobody-11B 11 ай бұрын
That's too funny!
@frogglen6350
@frogglen6350 Жыл бұрын
Rich or poor. Everyone is equally miserable..What a time to be alive 😅
@poeticsilence047
@poeticsilence047 Жыл бұрын
How God intended. Lol
@993Redveg
@993Redveg Жыл бұрын
Not equally miserable. The rich could at least be miserable in comfort; the poor evidently lived in an earthly hell.
@poeticsilence047
@poeticsilence047 Жыл бұрын
@993Redveg Hey, Hell is Hell, even in a castle. Lol
@UmbreonMoonlight
@UmbreonMoonlight Жыл бұрын
​@993Redveg idk if people realize just how miserable loving in a castle was it was always damp and cold always way too big to be kept clean not to mention very dark without lanterns oil lamps and no plumbing so a very cold stone hole in the ground for you to shit and the smells
@poeticsilence047
@poeticsilence047 Жыл бұрын
@UmbreonMoonlight that would a good next video.
@theconqueringram5295
@theconqueringram5295 Жыл бұрын
"Medieval people never worried about being medieval, but modern people worry horrible about being modern." I think the reason why was how chaotic things were. They didn't know what exactly caused disease or natural disasters. Also, the strong belief in God back then probably left many people hopeful that no matter how bad things got, there was always a light at the end of the tunnel. Chaos was beyond human agency, so leave it in the hands of God. In the modern world, a lot of us don't have that assurance.
@norml.hugh-mann
@norml.hugh-mann Жыл бұрын
It blows my mind that anyone could commit to a religion knowing it's history and non-permanent nature of any particular beliefs. It's like a computer virus for the mind
@nathannewman3968
@nathannewman3968 Жыл бұрын
People find comfort and community in religion. I won't begrudge anyone that. And it can't be denied that believing in a higher power inspires people to pick themselves up after they've been knocked down. I'm not stupid or naive. I know horrible atrocities have been committed in the name of religion. But I also know religion has championed science, art, justice and charity. I am not a religious person. But I won't condemn or belittle religion because some individuals have perverted and corrupted the institution to suit their own selfish desires.
@77Creation
@77Creation Жыл бұрын
"Alas, how terrible is wisdom when it brings no profit to the wise."
@benedictdonald4338
@benedictdonald4338 Жыл бұрын
Misery and suffering has always been the fuel for belief in gods and heavens.
@alexanderthegrape5370
@alexanderthegrape5370 Жыл бұрын
It's always been my thought that if I can be born at anytime I want to be born tomorrow..tomorrow will always be better than yesterday lol.. I'm Gen X and although there were some aspects that thinking back are nostalgic I like it here in 2023 way more I love the future 😅
@serafinmagic1634
@serafinmagic1634 Жыл бұрын
Every time they wiped out their cats, the plague wiped out the populace. One would think observation would cause them to keep cats around.
@soggyfroggy22
@soggyfroggy22 Жыл бұрын
Right! Once I got a cat, there’s been no mice. Cats 🐱 are amazing creatures, and a blessing.
@Catdad76801
@Catdad76801 11 ай бұрын
Ancient Egyptians knew that 5000+ years ago.
@JBarr-lw6kp
@JBarr-lw6kp 8 ай бұрын
The overwhelming majority of them were more ignorant than dishrags.
@serafinmagic1634
@serafinmagic1634 8 ай бұрын
@@JBarr-lw6kp Haven't heard the term dishrag in a while.
@Thankful-zy3ky
@Thankful-zy3ky 8 ай бұрын
​@@Catdad76801 Yes! This!
@ulrikeneumann7495
@ulrikeneumann7495 Жыл бұрын
I think the Middle Ages are a fascinating mixture of knowledge, superstition and resilience. Found in an old English text there is a recipe for a mixture which is actually an antibiotic, and in the book it states that it will "cure all sorts of illnesses". Modern scientists have found that the mixture even kills hospital germs today that resist modern antibiotics. I do think that people in the Middle Ages are very much underestimated today as most of the time we talk about what they did not know or did wrong. We tend to forget about the rest. I wish I could live there for a couple of days to see what it really was like....
@michellewestlake6766
@michellewestlake6766 3 ай бұрын
what is the recipe for this antibiotic?
@ulrikeneumann7495
@ulrikeneumann7495 3 ай бұрын
@@michellewestlake6766 As far as I remember it consists - among other things - of red wine and ox gallbladder which has to be kept in a jar made of copper for some time. The copper reacts with the mixture into some kind of antibiotic.
@brandyrose9997
@brandyrose9997 Жыл бұрын
This channel never fails to give me something to be grateful for
@MyMomSaysImKeen
@MyMomSaysImKeen Жыл бұрын
MedievalMadness is the closest thing to a father I've ever had
@lenol0315
@lenol0315 Жыл бұрын
lmao
@hotmilo
@hotmilo Жыл бұрын
Same bro, same.
@Lili-947
@Lili-947 Жыл бұрын
To a daddy you mean 🤔 then yes
@isabelbeckerman9226
@isabelbeckerman9226 Жыл бұрын
@@yagovmolotov5127 STOP 😡
@CleoVonGem
@CleoVonGem Жыл бұрын
​@@yagovmolotov5127.... and? It's [current year], that's not a bad thing to be lmao. ❤🧡💛💚💙💜
@gnagyusa
@gnagyusa 11 ай бұрын
On the bright side, we are all the descendants of the badasses who survived all that, so we come from a tough gene pool.
@adyseven1
@adyseven1 Жыл бұрын
I would be burned for being a witch. I have a skin tag on my chest which would be considered an extra "teat" to suckle demons😢
@isabelbeckerman9226
@isabelbeckerman9226 Жыл бұрын
By the powers of Christ invested in me, DON'T GO NEAR ME!!!!! 😨
@YouTubecanfuckagoat
@YouTubecanfuckagoat Жыл бұрын
No, they knew what a supernumerary nipple was. It’s a third nipple. A skin tag, unless a master of disguise, is a skin tag.
@adyseven1
@adyseven1 Жыл бұрын
​@davidnevin1606 mine looks like a small nipple, perfect for feeding smaller Demons and familiars.
@YouTubecanfuckagoat
@YouTubecanfuckagoat Жыл бұрын
@@adyseven1 So The old, “Cunningly disguised as a responsible adult” disguise eh ? None would suspect ye if communing with foul spirits.
@mindyourbusinessxoxo
@mindyourbusinessxoxo Жыл бұрын
LMFAOOOOO
@Stop4MotionMakr
@Stop4MotionMakr Жыл бұрын
I can't wait until someone a thousand years later make a video called "10 reasons why you won't survive the 2020s" 🤣
@elin_
@elin_ Жыл бұрын
How optimistic of you to believe that humans will still be here in a thousand years lol
@Stop4MotionMakr
@Stop4MotionMakr Жыл бұрын
@@elin_ one can dream 💭🤣🤣🤣
@axelgidius3324
@axelgidius3324 Жыл бұрын
" Number 1. Sensitivity. people a thousand years ago were very sensitive and saying anything that they dont agree with could leave you isolated, and at worst, cancelled. this could make your life a living hell."
@tomcollins5112
@tomcollins5112 Жыл бұрын
This is an unpleasant thought, but maybe the reason why you won't survive the 2020s is because there is going to be global nuclear war that wipes out most civilization and the world's food supply.
@drunkpunkrat5764
@drunkpunkrat5764 Жыл бұрын
@@axelgidius3324 Alan Turing would argue that the 2020s "cancellations" are nothing compared to the 1950s.
@ZakeriasRowlandJones
@ZakeriasRowlandJones Жыл бұрын
I really am enjoying them. Love your channel. Don't really watch much Medieval stuff but watched loads of your videos.
@sarah82ish
@sarah82ish Жыл бұрын
I’m loving these! Keep up the amazing work!
@mrh5505
@mrh5505 Жыл бұрын
Some of the best content on YT..
@moomyung9231
@moomyung9231 Жыл бұрын
I'm almost half-Scandinavian, so my ancestors were actually Vikings. I'm only about 5% English and less French, so I doubt I would have been an English or French person back then. I'd assume you'd pick what you mostly are, so Swedish. For the Black Plague, there's a story about my Amish ancestor's history: that in two villages there were one survivor each. The man went searching for someone living and found the woman in the other village. So they married and combined their surnames to honor both of their villages. I can't remember which ancestors it was, maybe Hochstedler. I doubt the story is true, probably a big exaggeration, but it means I descend from survivors/people immune? from the plague.
@Cara-39
@Cara-39 Жыл бұрын
There were significantly fewer actual Vikings (pirates/raiders) than any other "profession" in medieval Scandinavia, which means the chances of being a Viking descendent is extremely low. There were many more traders, farmers, fishermen, blacksmiths, tavern keepers...etc than traveling raiders and even those that did migrate outside of Scandinavia, whether raiders or not, mixed with the local communities and had children. The Viking Age was abt 950-1200 yrs ago and while everyone with some Scandinavian blood thinks their ancestors were Vikings, the truth is they're few and far between
@deborahberger5816
@deborahberger5816 Жыл бұрын
So all Vikings were Scandinavian, but not all Scandinavians were Vikings, right?
@Cara-39
@Cara-39 Жыл бұрын
@@deborahberger5816 The majority of Vikings were originally from Scandinavia but as the time period (abt 793-1066) progressed, locals from across (modern day) UK, Europe and even Asia joined the raiding parties and settled within the new arrivals. Edit: correct, most Vikings were Scandinavian but not all Scandinavians were Vikings
@museaengeschiedenisfestiva5212
@museaengeschiedenisfestiva5212 Жыл бұрын
interesting story about the black plague...
@jesicastefanski7782
@jesicastefanski7782 Жыл бұрын
Me too!
@Tishisaurus
@Tishisaurus Жыл бұрын
As bleak as this series is so far, its fantastic for historical and fantasy fiction writers and easy to see why certain writers have started offing their characters left and right if they are in a medieval setting - life was rough!
@carmenmonoxide7459
@carmenmonoxide7459 Жыл бұрын
Man, plague art liked depicting babies at their dead mother's teet. Shock journalism of its time using pictures. Metal AF!
@felixmorris9329
@felixmorris9329 Жыл бұрын
On the theme of Medieval violence and Tradition I strongly recommend Schwerpunkt's videos series, especially the one about Medieval society in this case
@HypocrisyLaidBare
@HypocrisyLaidBare Жыл бұрын
Many people mistake medieval and dark ages as two separate times but they are in reality one in the same period between the Roman era and the Renaissance or "Rebirth" of civilisation itself as during the middle ages (medieval literally translates to "the middle age" 'medi' = middle & 'ev' = age/period). This time was filled with death, suffering, famine, war, pestilence and crime. Whereas the late Roman era and Renaissance were both affluent and enlightened with better living standards and society norms than the medieval period.
@buddhahoodlum1
@buddhahoodlum1 Жыл бұрын
Narrator: "The Yutes arrived from Yuteland." Judge Haller: "The what arrived from where?"
@MOONSIP2
@MOONSIP2 7 ай бұрын
Two yutes
@nathannewman3968
@nathannewman3968 4 ай бұрын
Nice "My Cousin Vinny" reference. I approve.
@seichodan
@seichodan Ай бұрын
"Sorry Y U T H E Z"
@sourcreamshawty
@sourcreamshawty 9 ай бұрын
i recently found out that my lineage traces back to william the conqueror! not the first person i’d chose to be related to but it’s insane how our distant ancestors led to our existence today.
@myhalflifecrisis
@myhalflifecrisis 10 ай бұрын
The crazy part is that there is a lot of peole who are trying to bring us back to these dark times in history. This video deserves to be viewed by a lot of people to realize how much we have (hopefully) improved since then.
@ronmorrell9809
@ronmorrell9809 3 ай бұрын
I'm happy to live here and now.
@barbariangamer6209
@barbariangamer6209 Ай бұрын
Yes me too
@Ragdollcatlover
@Ragdollcatlover Жыл бұрын
This is such a fascinating channel - I’m enjoying watching your videos.
@janiscrammond7046
@janiscrammond7046 Жыл бұрын
As I am now , I know I would definitely not survive the medieval days. My stake would be well done, that is not a misprint lol. Love both your channels
@deborahberger5816
@deborahberger5816 Жыл бұрын
Don't lose your head laughing!
@blueodin0946
@blueodin0946 Жыл бұрын
“Barbers even offered amputations” I guess people were screwed when they asked for a little trim on the top
@StrangeFacinations
@StrangeFacinations Жыл бұрын
No plumbing. No toothbrush or tooth paste. No bath towels. No tampons. Glad I grew up in this era. Wonder if we will seem this primative to future generations.
@sueblankenship9441
@sueblankenship9441 Жыл бұрын
It seems we're going backwards, unless people come to their senses again
@StrangeFacinations
@StrangeFacinations Жыл бұрын
@@sueblankenship9441 I worry that people will be totally dependent on technology. I spend too much time myself. I try to always be reading to help stay away from the dreaded screen.
@daveyvane
@daveyvane 11 ай бұрын
Americans are already seen that way because toilet paper just smears the crap around your skin. Even Asian peasants wash themselves every time.
@CocoNut2018
@CocoNut2018 Ай бұрын
People romanticize the olden days until they are sick or realize how inconvenient things were 😅. I am grateful for today. I don't even want to go back during the 20th century.
@JonJon-wc6pj
@JonJon-wc6pj Жыл бұрын
Shout out to my ancestors who survived all of that sh1ts.
@Contessa6363
@Contessa6363 7 ай бұрын
The whole bathroom or lack there of would freak me out! Plus all the lice and fleas covering people! 😮😮😮😮😮
@Joanna7428
@Joanna7428 Ай бұрын
Ugh! It's a wonder we reproduced really! Those urges are mighty powerful, they need to be!
@deborahberger5816
@deborahberger5816 Жыл бұрын
It's good to hear "Doomsday" pronounced the way it was pronounced centuries ago!
@josearellano203
@josearellano203 3 ай бұрын
It's why I am thankful for living in the 21st century. Our ancestors had to deal with an inferno during all those years. Even though we have antibiotic resistance, we are also advancing medicine in more ways, and we do know about germs and hand washing. We are living in a good time right now. I'm so glad to not have endured these events. Now we have time for childhood, we live longer, we can communicate with each other fast and relief from natural disasters comes quickly from fast transportation. In the past we wouldn't last, as I have seen on another video. Let's also now end all poverty and hunger worldwide. Let's eradicate more diseases.
@KCohere33
@KCohere33 Жыл бұрын
So glad I didn’t live during that barbaric time.
@hicknopunk
@hicknopunk Жыл бұрын
I would die from lack of refrigerated insulin before anything else as a t1d.
@elendi777
@elendi777 10 ай бұрын
There‘s No fun imagining Zombie Apokalypse, surviving without Society or timetravel to any Point in history as a diabetic . Maybe Building up some pig Sties + Hugh improved bioscience skillz could bring some extra Hours 🤞
@oxnfrugal7034
@oxnfrugal7034 Жыл бұрын
very cool stuff u posting here medieval man !
@pooryorick831
@pooryorick831 4 ай бұрын
Again, it's the smell that even the most accurate movies and realistic fiction can't replicate. I guess we should be grateful. I don't even like getting mud 9n my shoes. But these people had to slog through mud and shit and bugs and diseases and rotting teeth and all the other things that we cannot imagine. 🤮🤮😱
@Maderyne
@Maderyne Жыл бұрын
Religious persecution is such a stain on the face of humanity. What does it matter what you believe, as long as what you believe does not conflict with anyone else's belief? If I believed in rabbits eating carrots every day, should I hold someone else adherent to that belief? The wars of the ages fought for religious beliefs is a wound deep in the body of mankind. Stupid is the will of man when he dictates what others should believe. All that aside, what you chose to believe is a choice you make unto yourself. Let others decide for themselves their own beliefs. If only the foolish idiots of past ages would have realized this simple fact, how many innocent lives would have been spared the injustice of religious fervor?
@deanh7190
@deanh7190 24 күн бұрын
Thank you. I now understand what periods of time to block out in my time machine.
@Judykag
@Judykag Жыл бұрын
Thank you for all your research. I love this channel😊
@Lee-jh6cr
@Lee-jh6cr Жыл бұрын
The most awesome shot of a wave I've ever seen - a wall of water!
@Transilvanian90
@Transilvanian90 Жыл бұрын
Whoever compared the Vikings to the SS in Poland during WWII should be stripped of the title of historian. That's sensationalistic BS of the highest order.
@Lafuerza_V
@Lafuerza_V Жыл бұрын
It might be sensationalized, but the Vikings have been sanitized a great deal in the media in recent history
@daveyvane
@daveyvane 11 ай бұрын
Agree, they should have compared the Vikings to Boy George.
@Athenaa13
@Athenaa13 4 ай бұрын
The SS are literally incomparable. The vikings were brutal, but they never killed people in "death factories" nor did they kill because they felt like it. They also didn't target specific groups, unlike the SS
@MariahIdrissi
@MariahIdrissi Жыл бұрын
Just to add, when the Jews were expelled, they settled in majority Muslim lands across the Middle East and Africa. For example in Morocco, Chefchaouen also known as 'the blue city' is a famous historic city founded by Jews and Moors in 1471 when they fled the Spanish Inquisition.
@mrbachittarsingh9243
@mrbachittarsingh9243 Ай бұрын
And now they’re being pushed about again, the cycle continues
@mowm88
@mowm88 Жыл бұрын
You do know that the same applies for the Rennaissance or the Reformation or Enlightenment eras too by and large. A bit less burning at the stake say 1711 but you still were screwed if you left home and skinned your knee.
@danf7411
@danf7411 Жыл бұрын
They had some idea of what infections were and how to prevent them
@grapeshot
@grapeshot Жыл бұрын
Yeah, the shrine to St. James The Moor Slayer with extremely popular with crusading knights.
@grapeshot
@grapeshot Жыл бұрын
Yeah a lot of medieval historians describe the 14th century as the century of calamity.
@williampartridge4595
@williampartridge4595 Жыл бұрын
I'm related to the ones who did live through it, if that means anything.
@deborahberger5816
@deborahberger5816 Жыл бұрын
My zombie roommate is related to the ones who didn't live through it, so there!
@sadib4782
@sadib4782 4 ай бұрын
we all are :)
@btsmochimi7924
@btsmochimi7924 Жыл бұрын
cured my depressive episode lol
@TheNov11979
@TheNov11979 11 ай бұрын
Pretty creepy. I wouldn’t want to be alive in that timeline.
@RickyisSwan
@RickyisSwan 11 ай бұрын
It would be awful if unable to find somewhere to plug-in my phone charger in those days. 😎🇦🇺🦘
@beachbum3225
@beachbum3225 Жыл бұрын
I am really enjoying ur videos. We are really living in the best of times in comparison to medieval times. Imagine going back in time and explaining social media and amount of followers. lol
@tinygrim
@tinygrim Жыл бұрын
Thank you 🎉😊
@PowerfulVillain
@PowerfulVillain 5 ай бұрын
Lowkey wish a lot of things didn't change... the rate at which we're killing the planet will make our ancestors efforts meaningless
@landrum3893
@landrum3893 Жыл бұрын
Excellent
@jodyjohnsen
@jodyjohnsen Жыл бұрын
Viking isn’t a noun. It’s a verb. The Norwegians went Viking. And they were starving too. If think that cold snap that ruined crops in England caused trouble imagine it in a place that experienced winter for two straight years then freezing every day for another.
@Lee-jh6cr
@Lee-jh6cr Жыл бұрын
Also Eastern Balts went a-viking, & the Wends were notorious raiders by sea.
@rezzer7918
@rezzer7918 7 күн бұрын
Judge: "Ute's?" Cousin Vinne: "Youth's"
@audreygf2663
@audreygf2663 Жыл бұрын
"fun and fighting....". what a way to describe Great Britain pior to William the Conqueror
@ghoststarstalk
@ghoststarstalk Жыл бұрын
A most interesting way to learn w/o boring text books.
@sidefx996
@sidefx996 Жыл бұрын
Yeah who would want to be bothered with that pesky burden called reading
@NJards-zt4fp
@NJards-zt4fp Жыл бұрын
Despite all this, your ancestors somehow survived the middle ages and raised children who did the same.
@itsROMPERS...
@itsROMPERS... 11 ай бұрын
A crazy thing was they had to start forest management, because by then they had already cut down most of the trees.
@blindsidedka
@blindsidedka Жыл бұрын
Nice shoes the barbarians had @1:01
@liamhithersay3120
@liamhithersay3120 Жыл бұрын
Awesome
@50jakecs
@50jakecs Жыл бұрын
To be clear, it was the Western European "dark ages". China was doing just fine.
@deborahberger5816
@deborahberger5816 Жыл бұрын
And so was Japan.
@Eqium
@Eqium 11 ай бұрын
I was watching a doco few years ago and people who ancestors caught the plague and survived today have better amune systems and rarely get sick
@itsROMPERS...
@itsROMPERS... 11 ай бұрын
That's absurd. Do you know how diluted the lineage has become in that much time? If there are 5 generations per century and each cut your shares DNA in half, in 100 years you only had 1/32, in 200 just 1/1026. By now your share of the hearty survival genes are one in hundreds of thousands. Plus, surviving plague wouldn't make you more likely to survive any other microbe, so you'd still get stuck from other things. So, no.
@Enzo_213
@Enzo_213 6 ай бұрын
There was no toilet paper... let that sink in for a while.
@unhingedlife
@unhingedlife Ай бұрын
Idk why you won’t just use water??
@Joanna7428
@Joanna7428 Ай бұрын
​@@unhingedlifeyeah like from taps? Where's the water coming from? Puddles, rivers?
@Greenpoloboy3
@Greenpoloboy3 Жыл бұрын
Always wonder if the Roman Empire had survived and continued, I wonder how advanced we would be today?
@jeffmaggard3694
@jeffmaggard3694 Жыл бұрын
Jeez now I see how christianity was able to expand across Europe.
@chevchellios84
@chevchellios84 8 ай бұрын
Nice research in making this thanks,brutal
@kimberlyplatt2382
@kimberlyplatt2382 11 ай бұрын
My old teacher said that TV lies all the time about medieval times. Even the nobles would be considered nasty by today's standards.
@drunkndisorderly83
@drunkndisorderly83 Жыл бұрын
None of these would threaten anybodies survival in a 24 hour period unless they started of somewhere very unfortunate
@Makin3m
@Makin3m Жыл бұрын
You want to know why you wouldn’t survive the dark ages? Because nobody did.
@zerstorer88
@zerstorer88 Жыл бұрын
Tolerance to heresies was actually very high - Cathers became notable in 1140s, but the Crusade, initially not even a big one, was started only in 1209 when they started to kill papal legates and missionaries, and when big politics came (attempts of Count of Toulouse to use Catharism to increase his own power against the King of France). Overall, the church was much less standartized and united than we now think before the Council of Trent (1545-1563); many things differed a lot, from uniformity to monastic life - call to make some order in this chaos can be seen in desire of saints like St Dominic and St Francis to finally create some codes of monastic rules. And the Western Schism also shows us that the CHurch even back in 1300s was anything but united and uniform. Add huge political component of each papal elections and bishop appointment, and here's a very complicated mix.
@BurntTransGarage
@BurntTransGarage Жыл бұрын
Reading all these comments makes me wonder what people will be saying about us in 600 years. If anyone is left, that is.
@ghoststarstalk
@ghoststarstalk Жыл бұрын
@BurntTrannyGarage: Don't count on it.
@RobertLock1978
@RobertLock1978 Жыл бұрын
Imagine if a student were expelled from 109 schools and then blaming the schools for being harsh on the lad.
@laurajaneluvsbeauty9596
@laurajaneluvsbeauty9596 Жыл бұрын
lol i literally just made a similar comment 🤣 i hope you’re on Twitter fren
@RobertLock1978
@RobertLock1978 Жыл бұрын
@@laurajaneluvsbeauty9596 hehehe - it's a question that needs to be asked....... it's always the same narrative...... sorry i don't do twatter - too many bans on there to count
@laurajaneluvsbeauty9596
@laurajaneluvsbeauty9596 Жыл бұрын
@@RobertLock1978 it’s way better now 🤣 Twitter spaces are full of NatSoc
@thevisitor135
@thevisitor135 4 ай бұрын
Well, if all of the schools collectively and falsely blamed said student and his people for being responsible for the execution of Jesus Christ and the Black Death, and then denounced him as a devil before he could even introduce himself, then yeah, it would be no surprise why he got constantly expelled. The Jewish deicide story is a myth that has been repudiated by even the Catholic Church by this point, so there really is no justification for antisemitic bullshit.
@heatherfeather1293
@heatherfeather1293 Жыл бұрын
I couldn't deal with no electricity or running water. NOPE NOPE NOPE
@brianSalem541
@brianSalem541 Жыл бұрын
I lived in a tiny village in Panama with little electricity and running water. We adapted.
@wbbartlett
@wbbartlett 11 ай бұрын
You'd be best off avoiding any area affected by the plague of christianity - so China or Persia would be good options
@sufiameen6093
@sufiameen6093 Жыл бұрын
my Welsh ancestors survived Viking raids. 😢
@LauraS1
@LauraS1 Жыл бұрын
Heh, you wonder how they got out of bed knowing that their chance of dying at any given time was so high but you could point that out for conditions here in areas of the US. It's gotten kind of dangerous to be alive right now here because you run the risk every single day of being shot and killed at work, in the grocery store, the movie theater, or for your child to be killed at school (which happened this very day at Perry Elementary school in Iowa), all at random. We think "oh, it's not that bad" and "oh, that won't happen to me/my child/my spouse" but its happening and we turn a blind eye to it.....just as they did in the medieval age.
@itsROMPERS...
@itsROMPERS... 11 ай бұрын
As bad as it is the odds of getting killed by random violence today are probably less than 1% of what they faced. Overall it's really unlikely to get shot to death in America today. In 2023 there were fewer than 50,000 gun deaths in 2023. Out of 330 million, that means your odds of getting killed by a gun are roughly 1 in 60,000, at worse. So I think you'll be ok going to the mall.
@spekenbonen72
@spekenbonen72 11 ай бұрын
Why I would last longer then the average medieval enjoyer... Knowledge.
@prolaeusmorris6540
@prolaeusmorris6540 11 ай бұрын
Where did you obtain the music for this video series? It's somewhat soothing is why I ask.
@TaraMolohon-lb1zn
@TaraMolohon-lb1zn Жыл бұрын
I believed every bit of that video and I can't dispute what we were told. How horrible was it that I just wish I could save a lot of these crazy videos and yet I'm not allowed to. I dunno, it just sucks. ⁉️😬
@marycampbell3431
@marycampbell3431 11 ай бұрын
I thought the 'Dark Ages' in Brtiain was the period between the fall of the Roman Empire and the Normans, ie the Anglo-Saxon period. This video spans the entire medieval era.
@javailebasitprogramlar
@javailebasitprogramlar Жыл бұрын
Somehow I could not find the classical music in the intro. Anybody knows which music is that?
@AndrewC.McPherson-xf5zw
@AndrewC.McPherson-xf5zw 13 күн бұрын
Also show them that that mold on bread can help out much more than just getting you high
@CornerTalk
@CornerTalk Жыл бұрын
Can we get another of these? Would love a full series i can imagine theres a million reasons🤣
@stevetrevor2633
@stevetrevor2633 Жыл бұрын
Some people do drugs for fun.. in do MedievalMadness for fun!
@debralittle1341
@debralittle1341 Жыл бұрын
First reason. There was no electricity
@bordingjon
@bordingjon 7 ай бұрын
It's crazy to think this was literally 400 years ago. The 1800s were wild too. The 1900s is it's own standard century and no other century like it. It literally was a transitioning century for sure.
@_argh.1
@_argh.1 6 ай бұрын
It was more than 400 400 years ago was early modern (Elizabethan-Stuart)
@kevinhendryx665
@kevinhendryx665 2 ай бұрын
I have read that modern DNA analysis has proved that Celtic Britannia was NOT wiped out at all by Germanic invaders, but the invaders were absorbed and the various tribes and confederations merged, leaving a strong Celtic genotype in the British Isles to this day.
@AndrewC.McPherson-xf5zw
@AndrewC.McPherson-xf5zw 13 күн бұрын
If I was sent back to middle ages I would try to say little and get to University and try to explain steam power on parchment. May save my life or get me burned on stake. Only angle I have.
@Gary-zq3pz
@Gary-zq3pz 11 ай бұрын
Oh, for a time machine! I could go back and SAVE everyone with the Gospel of JR Bob Dobbs! Imagine a Subgenius Crusade!
@Life_Is_Torture0000
@Life_Is_Torture0000 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: NOBODY survived the Dark Ages
@jessicalynn6285
@jessicalynn6285 Жыл бұрын
If NOBODY survived the Dark Ages, we wouldn't be here right now. More like stupid fiction.
@mitchmitchell6387
@mitchmitchell6387 Жыл бұрын
Got to say Medieval Madness & Walk the Plank are the best channels on YT…
@the_kombinator
@the_kombinator 11 ай бұрын
I'm 42. I'd be dead for a long time. My 5 year old son was like " You'll be dead in 2082!" I was like, " Yeah, hopefully you won't be" *5 year old pensive thoughts*
@beminem
@beminem Жыл бұрын
damn that was intense
@macedonianknight1377
@macedonianknight1377 10 күн бұрын
Crazy how some people think they won't survive because of the smell...i live around very stinky people,will i survive?
@itsROMPERS...
@itsROMPERS... 11 ай бұрын
To be honest, the idea of a cure for anything was still many centuries away.
@Albiee0
@Albiee0 11 ай бұрын
I really love you mmadness❤❤
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