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[@BriannaZumbro]

I also make dice! starlightdice.etsy.com

[@rain.enthusiast]

The fact that ally is older than lou makes me giggle every time bc their energy is SO irresponsible youngest sibling

[@four1629]

WHAT??? I NEVER KNEW THIS

[@kris778]

WHAT! I didn’t know that That makes Kingston and Pete’s dynamic even more funny 😂

[@ultrabigfella]

Lou Wilson is 32 years old, Ally Beardsley is 27.

[@lanceelliott2504]

@@ultrabigfella I KNEW IT

[@hihi-heart]

@@ultrabigfella From my research, it seems more likely that Ally's 35. In a roundabout explanation: Brennan was born on January 4, 1988. On Adventuring Party, he expressed disappointment that, on the Chinese zodiac, he's a rabbit and not a dragon, since he was born before February 17, 1988. Ally then remarked that they're a dragon, implying they were born later in 1988 and are probably now 35. Other years of the dragon would make Ally a 23yo (2000), 47yo (1976), or an age below or above those respectively.

[@origami_dream]

The craziest bit of this is, i knew the Beardsleys raised the queerest kids ever, but i didn't know their brother's name was Brad. Which presumably means their parents named him Bradley Beardsley. Look, if you name a kid that, they're either gonna be a lumberjack, or the gayest kid ever. Or both.

[@scush]

gay lumberjack with wicked pole-dancing abilities brad beardsley sounds like a character brennan made up but since ally’s actual real-world life is way more insane than anything that happens in fantasy high this totally checks out

[@keysmash_roa]

that's monthy python innit

[@outlier9099]

That is so brad armstrong

[@astro_sandra]

brennans pure joy of watching ally going on a ferry in new york is amazing

[@WhyseWytch]

The day Ally's phone lasted on 2% for about an hour-- miracles do exist.

[@gastonmarian7261]

Powered by dreams

[@kai325d3]

My phone does the same thing, the time between 15 to 1 percent is the same as the time it last on 1%

[@totalrevengeance3904]

If i walked into an Austin Powers themed bar and my brother was completely unexpectedly on the strip pole i would question whether i was dreaming for the rest of my life

[@ConstantChaos1]

I... genuinely wouldn't be surprised i mean im a sword swallowing fire breathing trapeze flying drag queen so I'd be glad to see someone showing a little charisma besides myself

[@mixmastermind]

It's like Twin Peaks if David Lynch was obsessed with the 90s instead of the 50s

[@riverstein7251]

The fact that I know exactly which brother it would be and that it’s the extremely bigoted far right republican with a wife and two kids says so much about my family. Same brother did a lap dance routine when it was time to toss the garter at his wedding in which he purposefully ripped his pants to expose pink underwear doing a splits twerk in front of 400 people (big family, lots of kids). I brought it up later and he denied all memory of the event claiming he was drunk. Meanwhile it was permanently seared into my memory because I was standing next to my Catholic grandma getting (thoroughly disgusted) play by play commentary of the action. She doesn’t remember it either but that’s because she has dementia.

[@riverstein7251]

That experience with Kelsey the RA explains everything about Kristin Applebees as a character

[@scush]

i love that this video just cuts off right when ally makes that exasperated sound after kelsey touches their back like “oh fuck”

[@SkilesHasFun]

So Ally's dad eats creole mustard by the multiple-pound jar, and lotions his legs while explaining cryptocurrency for 20-minute chunks of time, and their brother is just randomly, casually really good at pole dancing. Good to know. Ally's chaotic vibes are starting to make much more sense. 😂

[@Lucifersfursona]

This is The Content “Ally’s airbnb has colonial fasc decor” and “creole mustard” are my favorites😂

[@Lucifersfursona]

Lily’s face when Ally describes the debate girl they cosplayed as Ally: and she was so hot and her style was so good- Lily’s face: why would you lie to me like this

[@ConstantChaos1]

If you'd ever had creole mustard you would understand

[@minanathans6005]

​​@@Lucifersfursona She truly looks like she just got a mouthful of vinegar listening to Ally _describe_ this

[@basementdwellercosplay]

Did their dad ever get his precious creole mustard

[@Lucifersfursona]

@@ConstantChaos1there was that exact brand and flavor of mustard in one of the food pantries in my neighborhood and I was like cosmically compelled to have it. It’s in my fridge rn. Would it go good on a breakfast sandwich. Like I’m gonna find out but

[@Blue_Avatar]

"Were you at that funeral that I ruined?" omfg 😭

[@SparklyPotatoes]

does anyone know what that clip is from??

[@R0SE_bud]

It’s from one of the rank room episodes

[@abigailpulliam6996]

I uh. I think God was trying to tell Ally it's fine to be gay. Just. Putting that out there

[@Shayan-xf3wp]

Notice me senpaier state building is an all time classic

[@VennaofEarth]

Ally having a gay religious experience is nuts

[@liamross340]

best part about the 'my ride's here' joke is they tried making it a couple times before but no one heard them

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

it makes me feel incredibly seen. like this is a BANGER joke but i don’t want to fully interrupt

[@razmerry]

That pole dancing story is literally the plot of some mid-2000s CW drama

[@donovian2538]

The subplot of Brennan repeatedly going "Here's a play-by-play of what is exactly happening right now at this moment, recapping what you are still witnessing"

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

the ferry will always be a classic

[@kylemccall4306]

I laughed so hard at "manifest destiny?" That I think I felt mt kidney throb

[@stickydeathandthesilverspo1339]

love these videos, my fave criminally underrated beardsley-lives-a-weird-life bit is in starstruck when they go to dr edwina castors apartment, and brennan is describing her as someone with a lot of rotting mint in her fridge, beardsley DEFENSIVELY goes "it still sorta tastes like mint! its fine!" made me Lose It. also the classic mirrorwork segment

[@ConstantChaos1]

I'm just happy to know someone lives with the same levels of chaos that I do lol

[@winstermagic7886]

ally saying they ruined a funeral and then not elaborating at all is INSANE

[@lukijez]

The whole prayer story is so funny

[@AndrewJW]

I love hearing Ally's stories about discovering their sexuality. 🤣

[@aleeysaurasrex]

I love that you framed this compilation THE SAME as the Ally-Ferry-Arc in that Unsleeping City Adventuring Party episode

[@diegomorones-castillo2225]

Ally's RA Kelsey sounds a lot like my old supervisor during my internship; that is WILD UPDATE: I just asked her (my old supervisor) about it, and she is not the same Kelsey :(

[@dayalasingh5853]

I don't usually care for picrews but yours goes hard

[@alfalfairy]

0:00 Downtown Los Angeles 0:59 Austin Powers Bar 2:01 Ferry FaceTime, Part 1 3:05 Outfit Copying 4:31 Ferry FaceTime, Part 2 4:51 Manifest Destiny? 6:07 Ferry FaceTime, Part 3 6:22 Arrested 6:25 Last Time I Visted My Parents 6:37 Ruining Funerals 6:54 Ferry FaceTime, Part 4 7:28 Kelsey the RA 9:00 Ferry FaceTime, Part 5 9:38 Clamato in High Life 10:16 $500 Car 10:48 Gas Station Hat 11:18 Plugged In 11:35 Dutch Tutor 12:36 Just Enough Battery

[@godfreemorals]

Manifest Destiny? 🤣

[@VigorMortis413]

ally is such an inspiration to my journey

[@kris778]

I feel like every time I see Ally, they have somehow gotten even more chaotic 😂

[@FourEyesFive]

Brennen is literally in love with NYC

[@WernerEdgar]

Anyone who doesn't love Ally after this compilation, has their heart frozen at some point or has donated their heart to someone else (thank you for your sacrifice!).

[@WanderingWaystrel]

I feel like we’re all sleeping on the fact that Ally has a brother who, as far as we can tell, seems to be named Bradley Beardsley

[@KaelWrit]

How much Brennan misses home kinda hurts a little omg Also: was Evan Kelmp inspired by Ally?

[@10-OSwords]

Don't look on nana's bed or you'll see a "Trail of tears" needlepoint pillow...

[@kayleighlehrman9566]

I know this is an Ally compilation. But Zac was so quick on the draw with "Senpai-er State Building"

[@liamross340]

im pretty sure the 'funeral they ruined' was a joke but i prefer to imagine it happened

[@ConstantChaos1]

"The verb" Such a meaningless addition technically but it packs so much powder lol

[@blairoverstreet1339]

This is the greatest compilation I've ever seen. Thank you for putting these all together. I am now officially in love. And blown away by the chaos. Zac saying "How do you do it? How do you get away with it?"

[@BriannaZumbro]

Thank you so much!

[@emmyluly4620]

they make me feel like i have not lived life correctly

[@missblackheath5545]

For the outfit copying thing. Ally having a crush on the debate club Rachel Berry is wild.

[@aliceconnors8478]

“Were you at that funeral that I ruined?” Christ almighty

[@catwithatophat6638]

their life fascinates me

[@ezrenficker4502]

10:40 reminds me of when my jeep's tailpipe fell off and I too picked it up in case I needed it later

[@ConstantChaos1]

The videocall saga was the powet of the audacity of chaos gays, we arr beings of epic proportion lmfao

[@uwillneverknowwho5232]

OMG THE LONG AWAITED SEQUEL I’m so so happy

[@DarkHarlequin]

Is it weird that the entire 'adventuring Party NY story' made me want to return to traveling so bad? 😁

[@KamasiFitzgerald]

Why is Ally SO fucking hot in that section where they're getting on the ferry

[@atlaspagura8838]

I'll throw this out there because it's my case. Gender envy 😅

[@communismenjoyer1858]

My favorite thing about the Ally NY one is that Ally going through the Ferry process wasnt even rhe craziest part for me lol

[@mercedesmeincke4766]

I’ve been WAITING for this one!

[@thefallencore3]

I literally just watched the other one you made, cause it’s one of my fav videos to watch, and then I see you uploaded this one! And I was like “Yesssss more Ally stories”

[@alexandriatempest]

The Them, The Myth, The Legend!

[@TheZangetsu322]

the story about the RA and praying could be seen by religious people as god giving you the sign to go for it

[@blotcho84]

They're the best! Love their wild life tales

[@andreacallegari7137]

They really are an inspiration

[@gozer5264]

Ally is amazing, they are my spirit goblin

[@emilybutler8159]

You are doing the Lord's work

[@bagofsunshine1985]

Amazing video . Love me some Beardsley ❤

[@katbird2699]

"Is it my sock? No."

[@corwinduncan7052]

thank you for this

[@jadeyu7197]

okay but what the hell is ally's phone cos i NEED it

[@diegomorones-castillo2225]

In my opinion, in order, this is: - Pete - Possibly Kristen in senior year - Pete - Kristen meeting KC at a debate club - Pete (3x) - Liam, at Jet's funeral - Kristen after (somewhat) fixing her relationship with her parents - Liam - Pete - Kristen, freshman year - Pete - Kristen, end of freshman year - Pete (3x) - Liam, possibly dealing with mommy issues that were heightened by Queen Caramelinda - Pete

[@tombpunk]

Brennan's face as he is slowly taking in the pole dancing story

[@Shern1922]

They rock

[@patiencekillz]

what is their LIFE

[@beautifulmeganuush]

Ally is my favorite

[@coraliepalmer5778]

Why is Lou's house so hot

[@spencerwhite818]

Going to a trampoline park in amsterdam after doing a couple rails while covered in an apparently hard to find variety of axe body spray feels like the result of a long series of Yes And's or a weird mad libs but it's just something ally beardsley did in their mid 20's

[@catalinasoto2952]

thank youuuuu I love ally

[@quantumofzentrix2748]

The weird is redundant😁

[@oof5196]

does anyone know where the car clip is from at 10:17 ? I had to same car with the same chronic oil leak

[@flitsman5954]

Total Forgiveness

[@russellmz]

Possibly total forgiveness?

[@JordanManley001]

Does anyone know where the bit where Ally is talking about their car is from? I need to see more.

[@KitkatandLizzard]

Total Forgiveness!

[@annaflaherty3771]

8:04 youre telling me that ally was once attracted to a very religious girl who wore tie dye shirts and was named KELSEY.... i see where the inspiration for kristen applebees came from

[@divy668]

Ooo which episode is the zoom clips of ally boarding a ferry from?

[@BriannaZumbro]

“A Ferry Special Episode” from the Unsleeping City 2 adventuring party!

[@AllwaysNever]

😂😂😂I love Ally!

[@KaelWrit]

What was the show with Jake on it too?

[@BriannaZumbro]

It’s called Rank Room - the specific episode was “What’s the Best Funeral”

[@KaelWrit]

@@BriannaZumbrothanks!

[@mynameiskrysta]

What was the funeral clip from?

[@jays.4552]

Los Angeles Legend Brennan Lee Mulligan

[@halcyonacoustic7366]

What is that hurwitz clip from?

[@arsontime34]

it's from an episode of rank room

[@uwillalwaysbefamous]

are you thinking yet???? is this thing turned on??????

[@JazzWeasely]

So NOBODY knows how old Ally is?????? Were they born 1996 or are they 35??? Nooobodyy knoooooooows. But I alsi thought they were born in 1996. Where did I get that from?

[@saadsalman9713]

8:52 this is proof that god is real and he loves queerness

[@CerotheDemon]

I miss the classic Ally voice! It was so iconic! I’m glad they still have the same delivery regardless of how they sound, they will always be my favorite part of Dropout/D20.

[@atherrien95]

What video is the car in?

[@BriannaZumbro]

Episode 1 of Total Forgiveness

[@zombieowen]

I need to know what kind of phone Ally has

[@Green0Photon]

Bruh i need to know the podcast or whatever with Ally doing the ferry. I need to watch this.

[@BriannaZumbro]

It’s “A Ferry Special Episode” on Dropout from the adventuring party for The Unsleeping City: Chapter II. It’s so much fun!

[@stephenburgess5710]

ally rights hello ally ally alert