Are You Asian Enough?

All your questions answered by the mixed-race counsel.
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[@fangabxyfangabxy8563]

“In America you look Asian but in Japan you’d look white” - Grandma

[@geeswithane7yrago303]

I think you're REALLY missing the meaning of being Asian

[@maxyperson]

I feel this

[@staticspark_]

That's just half-elves, the handbook says that to humans they're treated like elves, and to elves they're treated like humans.

[@reverie5760]

@@staticspark_ lmfao yes

[@pipemong]

Its evil

[@joelknowl2677]

"I am 1/32 Native American" "After saying it aloud, this actually makes you *more white* than white people." "Fair."

[@anyakathryn6822]

Joel Knowl I know people who say they're a 1/32 Native American, then question actual Native American people's heritage. It makes you sound so much more white, and this is coming from a white person who is pretty much all white.

[@azziemarrie7457]

Joel Knowl

[@doomdoctor6380]

What do you call 32 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee

[@Darkmatter105]

LOL

[@CarlosTorres-vb5mb]

Joel Knowl I'm a little more than 1/16 native American, but i definitely look like I am way more than that. Aka I'm brown, thanks great grandmother.

[@WeirdVideoGames]

As a white guy I just had a laugh at this fun sketch. Then after the sketch is over I suddenly realize my half-Asian daughter will one day have to stand before the council.

[@infinitium8460]

She's half Asian, she'll be fine. Half Asians can do almost anything. They don't have the more complex rules of more mixed people.

[@keysystem]

be thankful; she'll be asian enough to brag about her grandmother making much better food than any of us could ever make in our pipe dreams.

[@RapsCalorie]

Your wife has been training her in secret for the day that she does.

[@juan6525]

As a full Asian, how your wife treats your daughter will decide.

[@Snarkbar]

Douche.

[@void-creature]

My personal ruling is as follows: I may only be a quarter Korean, but that seems to have still been enough to get bullied in school for being "Chinese", so I get to declare myself as Asian.

[@crowtriestoanimate3334]

Same but I’m half Korean. The discrimination has been pushed on you, so you might as well own it.

[@DaleKamp]

Aye. Very similar experience here.

[@ryanrichardson5844]

Tbf i had a teacher who want even asian, but his eyes do look like the asian ones and he said when he was in hs kids used to call him asian slurs even though his family is like ukraineian

[@bunnybird9342]

@@ryanrichardson5844 did he have Siberian ancestry?

[@Pete_thecat]

Same, but with chinese, my bullies only knew what ‘chinese’ was so unfortunately they were right about my ethnicity without even knowing what ‘asian’ itself meant💀

[@ShimSladyBrand]

"I'm an eighth black" "You're black" I died

[@chowderismyboyfriend]

SO FUNNY XD

[@plasticguitar]

I don't really get it. Is that a social commentary or something? I'm not american so I don't know.

[@chowderismyboyfriend]

Basically since the days of slavery, there has been a societal rule known as the "one-drop" rule, which says that if you have "one-drop" of black blood in you, that makes you black. This rule is utter and complete rubbish though because there were then and still are now people who have black ancestry who look white. It seems that race is just based on how a person looks, which is the very definition of superficial.

[@cutiepie120048]

IKR XD!!!

[@chowderismyboyfriend]

***** Yup, I know. I studied about the superficiality of race in school.

[@samovarmaker9673]

"I'm a Russian Jew" American council: "You're 100% Russian." Russian council: "You're 100% Jew."

[@scp--297]

🤣🤣

[@lukenel29]

Soviet/Nazi council: We do not see this going well for you.

[@darthbriboy]

That's me

[@OneDerscoreOneder]

They’re not mutually exclusive at all like what?

[@hannaberga7063]

Story of my life

[@noxlupa2996]

“If your filling out a scholarship, you should not check Asian.” OOF, I felt that

[@SirSX3]

Although that would probably decrease his chances because the universities discriminate against Asians.

[@connorgillispie7128]

Lol I check Native on forms like that. I’m 1/256

[@foxgirlthememegirl1344]

As someone who is a quarter Okinawan, I recently wrote my highschool English paper on how I was confused about if I'm Asian enough to be considered Asian. I don't look Asian, but my mother definitely does. When I was younger people assumed she was the nanny if she ever took me to the store or anything. This is super relatable to me

[@LeakyTrees]

I guess you failed the English paper because it's spelled "definitely" (/nm /nsrs)

[@foxgirlthememegirl1344]

@@LeakyTrees thanks 😅 spelling was never my strong suit

[@LeakyTrees]

@@foxgirlthememegirl1344 we make the perfect team, it's half my entire personality (/j)

[@foxgirlthememegirl1344]

@@LeakyTrees damn. We should make a book or something lol

[@LeakyTrees]

@@foxgirlthememegirl1344 I've been trying to do that for 3 years it's very hard

[@deepred2225]

“ I’m 1/ 151 Hispanic” “ Have you ever been hit with a sandal?” “Yes” “Your Hispanic “

[@antonn.mp4]

BRO THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

[@lunasorree7177]

*you’re

[@Ex0dus111]

Si conoces la chancla, bienvenido a la raza!

[@YusuffYT]

I can tell by you're broke english.

[@pianofry1138]

What if you're 0% but you've been hit by a sandel

[@kiarabutera9594]

"Im half italian" "what do you call your grandma?" "you mean my nonna?" "you're italian"

[@philipd-c5169]

The council takes into account where you live,I have been considered italian in some places but not others.

[@madamebluebell4597]

@@philipd-c5169 yeah, if you’re from a small village and you still have family there, then you’re Italian. But if you’re from a big city, then you’re a tourist

[@ChestersonJack]

Honestly mood. I’m literally like, a 16th Italian so I would never consider myself as such because it feels weird, but nonna is what I’ve always called her, so…

[@Knudsen_Hernandez]

I'm Irish and I call my grandmother Nonna, although i think that's just my family, I'm pretty sure most here call their grandmothers either Granny or Mamó.

[@beclops]

Half Italian but I call my grandma Nonna and my last name's "D'Agostini". That's gotta count for something.

[@phantommangagirl]

“My great-great-great grandmother was Jewish.” “You’re Jewish.” “I’m not circumcised.” “Get out.”

[@souplover9654]

But I’m a girl

[@phantommangagirl]

@@souplover9654 Idk if there’s a girl equivalent

[@noahbullock6696]

@@phantommangagirl there is something called female circumcision but it’s not only illegal but a highly amoral form of mutilation. It basically makes it so that you don’t enjoy sex. They do it in some African and middle eastern areas for I think religious and cultural reasons.

[@HearMeShout789]

My father is 100% ashkenazi but he's my father so I guess I'm not 50% jewish.

[@HearMeShout789]

@hadassah tzipporah help me more Jewish person

[@squid8990]

“Im an 1/8 black,” “your black” I find this hilarious and true

[@popolekupasupport2246]

*I'm *you're

[@rubub8455]

@@popolekupasupport2246 shut up

[@Oopseepoopsy]

Me “I’m 100% Asian” Parents “You’re adopted”

[@jamessong7886]

Your score is your heritage 100% on the test, 100%Asian and so and so

[@jakobraahauge7299]

Oh! You get the whole banana thing - you get all the Asian slurs and none of the perks. And then you are always supposed to tell how lucky you are. I'm half Inuit and people think I'm Asian - I kinda think I get I get why a lot of my friends are adopted Asians with white parents.

[@CummyCaptain]

"we picked u up from the dustbin"

[@void.null.8917]

Late but this is the funniest possible response

[@AnbaLen]

@@jakobraahauge7299 Out of nowhere curiosity, apologies, but are there many people around you who are adopted? Do you find there’s stuff you can relate to with each other? I’ve always wondered about it since adoption experiences can be so different. Since I’ve never had the immediate chance (and courage) to speak to other adoptees. I’ve always wondered a bit about that. If there’s some sort of understanding you can feel.

[@atticusv668]

“I’m 1/16 Scottish.” “Have you ever hit an Englishman in the head with a lamb leg bone while drunk?” “Yes.” “You are 200% Scottish

[@goldnpiggyboi]

Yes.

[@screamingeternally6372]

...I am both confused and intrigued, but also afraid.

[@wowzadude6773]

This is impossible, the entire Scottish council would be too inebriated to speak properly

[@atticusv668]

@@wowzadude6773 Don’t worry, they have translators on sight (also known as the Welsh)

[@cecilia6972]

uhh, is this a scottish thing..?

[@thebakalord]

"I’m a quarter Irish." "Have you been hit by the wooden spoon?" "Yes… don’t remind me please…" "You’re Irish!"

[@orboobleck5366]

"How much can you drink?" "How much time do I have?"

[@morbidsearch]

I have Irish parents, have lived in Ireland my whole life and was baptised Catholic, but the internet has made me question if my family is actually WASP in disguise.

[@TachibanaTengoku]

As a Hispanic with a black grandma, I can say that in my experience, the black community does not view you as black if you're not at least half, or outwardly black. Heck, even if you were half, but lightskin, they might still not view you as black.

[@cameronbrigham]

In a lot of communities, a lighter skinned mixed can be deemed “black” based on their level of ghetto mannerism and use of street knowledge.

[@dangernoodledee111]

I'm half black but with light enough skin to pass for white if I cover up my 3b/c hair, and I haven't been to a Black affinity group in years because everyone will glare at me if I open my mouth in the slightest. For a lot of half black people, you're treated as either 100% black or not black at all.

[@ey5373]

The one-drop rule is a legal principle of racial classification that was prominent in the 20th-century United States. It asserted that any person with even one ancestor of black ancestry ("one drop" of "black blood") is considered black (Negro or colored in historical terms). HOWEVER, people in many other countries have tended to treat race less rigidly, both in their self-identification and how they regard others. Just as a person with physically recognizable African ancestry can claim to be black in the United States, someone with recognizable Caucasian ancestry may be considered white in Brazil, even if mixed race. According to Jose Neinstein, a native white Brazilian and executive director of the Brazilian-American Cultural Institute in Washington, in the United States, "If you are not quite white, then you are black." However, in Brazil, "If you are not quite black, then you are white." Neinstein recalls talking with a man of Poitier's complexion when in Brazil: "We were discussing ethnicity, and I asked him, 'What do you think about this from your perspective as a black man?' He turned his head to me and said, 'I'm not black,' ... It simply paralyzed me. I couldn't ask another question."

[@martinfiedler4317]

@@ey5373 As all of humanity stems from Africa, can I now claim to be "legally black"?

[@asbest2092]

​@@ey5373 the whole world treats races identically. They call you the one you look more alike

[@plssub0videos986]

As an Asian myself, I can confirm that the Asian council exists.

[@jmerc452]

@EnchantingEcho I second!

[@Cat18364]

I can cofirm that it is true too

[@Justcatc]

As a black person I can confirm the black council exists too

[@kleuafflatus]

Lol but only in North America I guess. Majority of the people in Europe are ambiguous, like if you speak French, you're French, unless you're in the super small towns in the south.

[@golgotha3938]

If a hapa country existed it would basically be run like this lol

[@sugaredoleander409]

"i'm 1/576 estonian" "well, clearly that's not-" "i'm also a celebrity" "congratulations, you're on the list of 10 Celebrities You Didn't Know Were Estonian, here's your flag, rye bread and we'll see you at Laulupidu"

[@ivanarcheous4731]

How did you get 1/576?

[@kumuschannel7136]

🤣

[@hirandompeopled4968]

Yerin & Yeseo Fan sigh... i know it’s a joke but I’m an American who knows at least a little about other countries, and I hate that most people don’t, you know?

[@tarielkaroldan5903]

'the short list'

[@SleepyCinnamon]

Yerin & Yeseo Fan Where u get, e-stoned

[@ahleenah]

“I am 100% Turkish but was born and raised in Germany and my family has been living there for 3 generations” Turkish council: “you’re German” German council: “we will give you the rights of a German and you will be German on paper but we will never fully treat you as such” “I’m 100% Turkish but have blue eyes and blonde hair” German council: “welcome fellow German! Have a free beer on your way out!”

[@lenya2004]

So siehts aus.

[@PirateTHESteam1]

This is essentially the experience of every non-white immigrant that lives in western or northern Europe.

[@rainerwahnsinn9585]

Not right...if you say something against Erdowahn and make vacation in Turkey they send u to prison as a turkish person, cause they don´t "accept" that you are not turkish anymore...and the old-generation changes...there a mor and more nice people in the offices...also it helps if you speak normal, not in Assi-Deutsch or with extra-Accent.Maybe this is only in Cologne...

[@dankfrank728]

Turkish people hate us diaspora Turks idk why. My family has entirely assimilated but the family name and ancestry is still Turkish. Despite this, most Turkish people I've talked to don't wanna acknowledge that I'm Turkish.

[@TrueMakedonia]

You're a blonde and blue-eyed turk? Got bad news for you. You ain't turk

[@toddwebb7894]

any one else here from that last Atlanta episode? lol

[@rexappleby4731]

That's what I immediately thought of yeah.

[@bobjenkins4925]

'How white are you?' WELL!... I'm 1/8th spanish, 2/8ths dutch, 34/86 fren-' "STOP. You're white.'

[@PogieJoe]

+Bob Jenkins hahaha Brilliant.

[@thebestbuisnesscyan4184]

+Bob Jenkins most people "I'm a big pool of Europe"

[@nehemiahyu]

+Bob Jenkins we know these are random numbers because you didn't reduce.

[@TheSuricateMeerkat]

+Bob Jenkins I'm sick of those guys, like man you are fucking white and that's it stop bitching around :V

[@enzift]

+Bob Jenkins welp i am 1/6 german 1/6 polish 2/6 italian 1/6 portuguese 1/6 native american and 1/6 black, try to top that out

[@vidaphotography4073]

I’m a quarter Korean and they nailed the amount of uncertainty the girl on the council has 😂

[@samuraix558]

Same! I'm a quarter Chinese, but I don't really *look* it?? I can speak Mandarin, but my (half Asian) mom doesn't. My little sister looks f u l l Asian, buuuttt

[@tangyorange3463]

I thought you were Starbucks

[@ItzMits_]

Im 1/5 korean-chinese i can speak a little korean only..and i look a little asian but you cant rlly say im asian by looking at me..at the other side everyone says my little brother look most asian

[@vidaphotography4073]

​@@ItzMits_ I'm definitely more white passing, so I feel weird flexing the Asian card, but I look Asian enough for confused people to ask me about my ethnicity lol

[@rebekahmontesdeoca565]

@@ItzMits_ sorry, just curious, how can you be 1/5 anything?

[@M00nst0ne]

Quarter Korean here. I can definitely relate to that red hair girl 😭😭😭

[@internaut9820]

As someone 1/8th filipino, this is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen. It’s not even funny it’s just accurate.

[@kimihitothegreat6396]

"But we will silently judge you" understatement of the century.

[@CoronaVirus-kd9gv]

As a Asian in real life, 我觉得这是真的。(I believe this is so true)

[@gracecheng2006]

Corona Virus 我相信大家都會 😂

[@wessltov]

More of an overstatement, considering how loud and annoying those race-warriors get

[@willowisp1376]

Im half and I swear the lady at the kimbap place has vendetta against me or something

[@jean-louisecarroll2447]

"My great great grandfather was Irish" Americans: You're Irish Irish: No you're not

[@jean-louisecarroll2447]

@@aperson8473 "Certainly you're father would be irish but your children? 1/16th. That's nothing, that's like half a slice pizza. That's not even a snack"

[@jean-louisecarroll2447]

@@aperson8473 No you are not irish enough to act superior, however you are irish enough to be annoyed by the stereotypical leprechaun costumes. Just don't like.. make a big deal out of it or you'll embarrass yourself

[@Mothman1992]

My grandmother and grandfather came over to America because he had a bullet in his stomach from a British soldier?

[@Mothman1992]

@@jean-louisecarroll2447 can I be annoyed that they're depicting leprechauns as tiny when they're theb largest of the fair folk?

[@RaptureInRed]

You've no idea how much Irish people hate Americans calling themselves Irish.

[@DreamInSongs]

I wonder if this inspired that one episode of Atlanta

[@TheRealFollower]

Black council on light skinned folks: In terms of struggles we will come to your defense but will severely judge you if you are in an environment over other much darker blacks. You also have access to the N word but only in front of whites. If you become rich and famous we will 100% accept you on the condition we get to talk about you while getting our hair done. How do you plead? Defendant: Does it matter? Black council: You're black.

[@darryljack6612]

STOP UR KILLING ME LOL

[@patricew.4010]

One drop rule is still mainly pushed by blacks, and they do claim Megan. They claim anyone that "looks" mildly black. Take for instance Eartha Kit daughter, before her nose job "black" after nose job "white." Her DNA didn't change, just blacks who claimed her stance did. Looks matter over actual blood. Which is why Cardi B can get by with the "supposedly" bad slur (nword) yet apologized over a fucking hairstyle.

[@sarche696]

girl: "I'm an eight black?" council: "you're black" hahahahahaa i spit my tea all over my screen.

[@kingradovidv4524]

That makes you british, despite your true origins.

[@daraj02]

hahahah

[@tregast8763]

+Icicle Jr "sips tea as reads comment" how did you know?

[@daraj02]

Klyzm no

[@zZMusTtanGZz]

+i'm awesome no you didnt? why bullshit for likes

[@Altsncro]

As an Asian we can confirm that the Council does exist as a cohesive hive-mind that all Asians can access

[@alexandersmall7380]

You weren’t supposed to tell this secret! At least you didn’t say the real reason why we all (REDACTED)

[@wilsoniothegreat6162]

@@alexandersmall7380 dude you’re letting everyone know that there’s a secret [REDACTED]

[@alexandersmall7380]

@@wilsoniothegreat6162 Don't worry the [REDACTED] has someone who is in charge of this who covers up any mention of [REDACTED]

[@wilsoniothegreat6162]

@@alexandersmall7380 people are gonna wonder what (REDACTED) is but I’ll trust you about it

[@kishitendou5492]

So, kinda like Sybill System, yes? And those quarter but more than a sixteenth Asians will get Dominator Paralyzer Mode, while those less than a sixteenth gets the Lethal Mode?

[@Bill-Watterson]

I’m quite insecure about being 1/2 Asian/Japanese because I think I’m not “Asian enough” mostly because I am quite white passing. It’s sweet that 1/4 Asian person is being reassured that they belong up there, it makes me feel like my identity and experiences deserve to be respected.

[@xyeB]

Im a quarter Asian and YOU think you’re not Asian enough? 💀

[@Bill-Watterson]

@@xyeB lol yeah it’s a bit silly but I’m really white passing and more familiar with American culture than Japan’s which makes me very insecure 💀 Maybe it’s a bit insensitive to say that idk. But when people fetishise being Asian (especially East Asian) it’s a bit hard to bring up you’re 1/2 Asian when you look Caucasian and white as snow

[@Joe-ix5hj]

@@Bill-Watterson You are Asian enough. Never let anyone or anything make you think any differently.

[@sullymd1]

Yeah being mixed race is a double edge sword you want to appreciate both your families culture and ethic identity's but when one person makes a comment that you don't look like this or you were born in so in so country it creates insecurity and identity issues I'm Irish but I'm also black and latina I know nothing about black culture the irony is I actually was excited to learn African culture but I bet the people there won't see me as 'african' I'm to dark to be Irish even it's my grandfather's last name and I wanted to celebrate it but I heard some Irish people don't consider Irish American's True Irish So I'll just settle with my latina Culture it's the only thing I got left .

[@Yautah]

well, obviously they do. Might be cliché, but that gives you an unique perspective that few people have and many might fight interesting. Now what you do with that depends on you :P

[@failedartguy]

Obviously still a great video, but as a history major I'd like to add that I love how they made it seem almost like a court proceeding, drawing parallels to the US's historic past of trying to legally define race to maintain the ability to enslave or discriminate against black people. Also, DNA tests that tell you what country you're from are based on what specific genes they notice in your DNA that often belong to specific groups, and the percentages they give aren't based on your actual heritage. That's how both my mom and my aunt got different results and percentages on ancestry despite the website still confirming that they were sisters from the same mother and father.

[@rachelfox8108]

That makes sense. While your mum and aunt have the same set of parents, they'll have got their own grab-bag of genetics. We may get mathematical about heritage, but genes don't work mathematically.

[@Eosinophyllis]

Yeah, can attest for the ancestry thing. My grandfather’s results came back as 100% white. He’s a registered member of the Manitoba Metis Federation (or was at some point), spoke Michif as a child, has had genealogy done proving he is not 100% white, and got sent to a catholic school (read in between the lines for that last one).

[@failedartguy]

@@Eosinophyllis That’s really interesting, thank you for sharing! Another note that may be worth considering specifically in the case of indigenous people is that the US and Canadian governments historically benefited when they could limit the number of people considered to be of indigenous heritage, as it made it easier to enact colonization and fabricate claims to indigenous land and resources. When combined with the historical economic disenfranchisement of indigenous people limiting their access to genetic testing (which in turn makes laboratories which run those tests less likely to invest in discovering genes common among those groups), the reasons why these tests fail BIPOC and Indigenous people specifically becomes far more clear. Sorry if you’re already well aware of this, I just wanted to share the information I have on this topic since I’ve studied this as a part of my history degree and hope to teach in Canada in the future.

[@robs.1868]

In my head canon, the council made the conscious decision to make Zach they’re main speaker. They feared a full Asian would make the rulings seem harsh and a quarter Asian wouldn’t be taken seriously.

[@Iguanaparrots]

I was thinking the same thing; then I just remembered that the concept is that it’s the MIXED Asian Heritage council which makes even more sense

[@iv9753]

Also Zach is a good spokesperson

[@Tao_Tology]

@@iv9753 Apart from the whole TidePods thing.

[@TheBritishCigarette09]

that makes sense

[@supermarketone]

this is literally my friend group

[@CrowHousePress]

The end is so fucking hilarious

[@8673350]

Right! 😂

[@griffinsantos3712]

chelsea moniq

[@8673350]

Griffin Santos ?

[@CrowHousePress]

chelsea monique

[@CrowHousePress]

Griffin Santos

[@ezrenficker4502]

As someone who's 1/4 South Asian (and 3/4 white) I relate way too much to the 1/4 Asian girl getting self conscious about being on the council. Like sometimes I feel like I'm not South Asian enough to say that I am, but I'm also not white enough to say I'm white cause everyone says I look more Indian than white. Luckily the others reassuring her that she belongs there is also very accurate in my experience so that's nice

[@dianeong9253]

Love the skit. Would love to see more from the Asian Council 😁

[@luthfihar3211]

"i grew up in Indonesia but not born there" "you're not Indonesian" "but i'm famous?" "okay, you're a golden child of our country and people, here's the flag"

[@asmerX100]

same goes to malaysian

[@wanitooo]

Exactly like in the Philippines lmfao

[@luthfihar3211]

@@wanitooo the three over proud bois, nice

[@wanitooo]

@@luthfihar3211 Maphilindo gang represent

[@sittiesheika7483]

@@wanitooo exactly the term Pinoy pride is overused to the point it's making me cringe sometimes 🤣

[@asuka-ryo]

It's hard being an Asian and having to face this council every 5 years - you never know if you'll still be an Asian by the end of the day 😔

[@hoi-polloi1863]

You guys have to re-certify? Wow. I'm white, and all we have to do is promise to eat mayonnaise at least once a year. And they never check, either.

[@hoi-polloi1863]

@Qagmez 7668 It's okay, you can be a free agent like in the NBA! You can get traded to another team in exchange for another player and a 2nd round draft pick...

[@hoi-polloi1863]

@Qagmez 7668 Oh I'm just joking around!

[@jeannerose1970]

Idk i am full asian do it goes easy for me🤷‍♀️

[@jetscreamer1]

Because being Asian is updated every year.

[@SidCudi_]

Is this where Donald Glover got inspiration for that Atlanta episode?

[@chellio6463]

I’m wondering this as well

[@B3RS3RK3R2323]

I thought the same.

[@budlebodle2171]

"I am 100% Korean but I don't like spicy food." "You are Japanese"

[@jewelhelligar4013]

The black council one is so accurate and has me rolling

[@Zzyzzyzzs]

The use of present tense makes me think you haven't stopped rolling in 11 months. Are you okay?

[@ggar]

@@Zzyzzyzzs it would appear not

[@izaiahthomas1939]

To be honest it would be more accurate with white people on the bench. They never let that s go (i.e Megan Merkle)

[@ChadEditorZ]

@@Zzyzzyzzs legend says he is still rolling to this date

[@summerallday8102]

She still prolly should say the n word

[@supahstrike77]

"I'm a 1/500 Filipino that made it into international news coverage." "You're Filipino."

[@thesparks00]

💀💀💀 ppl be like that sometimes

[@mechanikalbull5626]

Dead hungry for foreigners validation .... shame

[@gummy5862]

@@mechanikalbull5626 They just hungry period bruh

[@im_a_hooman3599]

It feels embarassing at this point. But being one is fun actually

[@kirinotosaki9004]

@@mechanikalbull5626 bruh we're also hungry literally

[@wanderingseer4354]

As a quarter asian I totally relate to the one in the sketch

[@johnkingbad]

"Yeah, so, I'm Indian American." "Get out."

[@danasheehan6633]

When you fall under that 1/4 and you relate to the whole "should I even be here" thing

[@lani4552]

yeah that part was too relatable

[@kgkpink]

Yeah, I relate too

[@CubedCubone]

JOHN EGBERT

[@user-id6kf7fd9k]

Exactly... Especially if 3/4 White.

[@sophieliebman1105]

Yassssss

[@talon310calif]

Rose got more lines on this 3 minute video than the entire Rise of Skywalker

[@packr72]

They replaced her with a slug.

[@anarchyandempires5452]

Omega lol.

[@eugeniawong249]

packr72 oh I couldn’t tell

[@Xumal]

Lmfao

[@kennygudz9326]

Good. Glad she didn't do much. Was just about the best thing in the movie

[@trheekim]

S3E9 of atlanta heavily borrowed from this skit 😂😂

[@mattbrendlen]

Wait... wait a second... did Atlanta rip this bit off?

[@notassexyasitseems3050]

Right? I was just watching that episode and I was like "hold on, this looks familiar" Now I’m just dying lmao

[@kendra9002]

Genetics can be weird for mixed people. My niece is an eighth Korean and she could pass for half, unlike her father who doesn't look like he as a drop of Asian blood despite being a fourth.

[@elisabethheiman2104]

Many quarter Asians don't look Asian. Like Chessy Prout, (she was the girl who was in the boarding school sexual assault case that made national news a few years ago and she came forward earlier this year after she got sick and tired of being portrayed as a nameless vitcim and wrote a memoir of her experience) you probably couldn't tell just by looking at her that she's 25% Japanese due to the fact that she has blonde hair and blue eyes and pretty much looks white but her mom's white and her dad's half Japanese.

[@siriuslydont]

There was this half japanese kid at my summer camp who looked 100% white, just with dark hair and eyes

[@wanderingbufoon]

Ganda Gandara Filipinos don’t count. Your ancestry is Austro-Polynesian and/or Caucasian. Philippians are more likely to look black or white than Asian. Well, they used to. Due to excessive migration in the past centuries, that might have changed drastically. I mean there are white people everywhere in the past half millennia. And the Chinese are migrating like flies. As for Philippine asians, they are relatively new. You guys aren’t even Asian. Only called as such cuz of the regional naming. And also people being uneducated. And yes, the English word for Filipino (citizens of Felipe or Philip anglicized) is Philippian. Yes, similar to that city state in Greece which is named Filippo which is Philip anglicized. Remember, the South East of Asia was once named East Indies. You could’ve been called Indians. So why do you call yourselves Asians, I would never know. I always say islanders but I would be corrected by ignorant people who have no idea what they’re talking about. Even would say that they aren’t American nor Spanish. Which is especially weird considering it hasn’t even been 100 years since Americans left and for the longest time, was a Spanish colony. The other nations surrounding that country know their culture now and integrated English or French or Dutch. Not the Philippines though. Weird. Terminology aside and back to biology, there’s a reason why some quarter look more or less the other and it’s due to genetic skipping. Some dominant genes go dormant and the recessive ones become the more dominant and that generation will have more dominant recessive genes than the dominant ones. But when they have a kid, their offsprings won’t look like the parents but their grandparents (dominant genes are more dominant again).

[@wschippr1]

oh gusano I'm half middle eastern and I am white af. My father wasn't, he was very dark. Genes don't always seem to like the way we categorize things it seems.

[@TarjeiElias]

Yeah, it's mostly random. Check out interracial couples who get twins. In the most extreme cases, one twin can look completely white and the other completely black.

[@theshortestcharles6886]

Shoutout to CollegeHumor for giving Kelly Marie Tran more lines than J.J. Abrams

[@kpods1116]

A sad truth.

[@transontung1932]

Oh she have the same family name as me

[@JustYoni7]

Damn bro

[@jackbinkleymusic]

Period

[@redhood7650]

Still less annoying than the last jedi

[@brianlabarthe8511]

I was called 'not Asian enough' in the US the first time I went there when I was 20, because I was born and raised in China. I am not quite so sure how more Asian should I be, lol.

[@wolfhaley4926]

haha Atlanta just did an episode exactly like this

[@subforgrandmachallenge4661]

The day i found out i wasnt asian was when some dude at my sushi place gave me a spoon

[@ARedVelvetBunnie]

Oh ew, at least they should give a fork lmao

[@nicolasdanan8182]

yeah but you need it for miso soup

[@beepmeep3258]

@@nicolasdanan8182 not neccessarily, when I went to Japan we drank straight from the bowl

[@amyartlover]

@@nicolasdanan8182 *gasp* how dare you! We don't need a spoon, we drink it straight from the bowl!

[@jerdasaurusrex557]

From what I gathered miso soups are meant to be drank straight from the bowl while possibly stirring it with your chopsticks.

[@snakeboy7963]

They should make a sequel but with gays and lesbians *woman approaches a panel of women* "I've had a few sexual experiences with women but I'm dating a man" "Okay so you can call yourself lesbian as a joke, maybe, but don't do it too much, and you can't come to this lesbian social event. Also you can listen to Melissa Ethridge but you'll never _really_ understand her okay?" *man approaches a panel of men* "I saw a guy once and I thought he looked cute" *"YOU'RE GAY."*

[@unnamedtheanonymous763]

LOL, perfect.

[@mythellaneous2082]

YES PLEASE

[@amyartlover]

I'm bi tho

[@microbialdoormat]

I’m here to claim my judgement: Starting sentence: I have never had a crush on a boy but have only liked 2 girls in my life. Response? (Hint hint: you don’t gotta (; )

[@amyartlover]

@@microbialdoormat ok, so have you ever thought a guy is attractive? Even a little? If so, you can say you are bisexual if not you can say you're gay

[@michaelwieland1298]

Donald Glover musta loved this

[@marsaint]

Atlanta def "took inspiration" from this

[@nmrubeck]

exactly why i clicked on this video

[@jwl00066]

“I am 100% ethnically korean and I was born and mostly raised in korea but I lived abroad for a few years” Koreans in korea: “You’re not _completely_ korean” people actually say this

[@sophtware_slump]

Ye nah hmmmmm....maybe? Nahhhhh (All jokes aside, it's really about mentality and overall 'behavior')

[@tae-whankim9821]

hahaha yeah I agree, although I have to say it's easier for guys, as long as you served in the ROK army, society will accept you as a Korean.

[@okmangeez]

They have a word for people like that: “Gyopo.” Means you were born and raised in Korea, but moved elsewhere and became “less Korean” during your time abroad. Thus you are not considered an “actual” Korean. I would know, since I’m a Gyopo myself :)

[@thesparks00]

💀💀💀 this is so discriminatory and for what? 💀💀💀

[@okmangeez]

@@thesparks00 Because Korea is very homogenous and holds fairly conservative views when it comes to foreigners, even Korean foreigners.

[@jezzaboi2168]

Serbian council: "Wait, Im not-" "YES, IS SERBIAN. NEXT"

[@noodles7193]

kosovo be like

[@chrisrebert9271]

Is it a territorial expansion joke, or..?

[@dorkmax7073]

@@chrisrebert9271 Yes. Bosnia is Serbia. Croatia is Serbia. Macedonia? YOU MEAN SOUTH SERBIA SHUT UP

[@douglasfreer]

Serbian council: *points to map of Europe* ALL SERBIA!!!

[@juniorcrusher2245]

me: uhhhhh im polish serbian council: slav? you're serbian

[@LordEyepatch]

The *Asian Council* knows all, sees all, and counts all.

[@RagnarokMic]

I love this episode of Atlanta.

[@mikeymegamega]

OH MY GOD THAT'S ROSE FROM STAR WARS!!!

[@legofans100]

mikeymegamega exactly my reaction!\

[@seaweed8rain]

yay! worse character than jar jar binks!

[@EmoElmo007]

Rayhan Abrar uhhh that's a long stretch. She was in some unfortunate scenes but as a character she's definitely more likable than Jar Jar

[@legofans100]

Emo Elmo er... u mean when she inexplicably trashed Finn’s speeder on planet Crait? Nah, she’s def worse than Jar Jar.

[@legofans100]

IAP 2.0 it’s Christmas break, everyone’s on KZbin searching for random videos to comment on.

[@Play_Dreams]

This is extremely accurate, especially that ending.

[@benjoleo]

+Joshua Hernandez an extremely accurate what?

[@JohnDoe-in9ni]

+Joshua Hernandez Are you the Joshua Hernandez I know? I swear to God. If so, then hola!

[@morganmememachine466]

+Kyle Scott that's racist.

[@unconcernedperson87]

You know what makes me annoyed? That eastern Asian countries AREN'T all of the countries in Asia. There's the Indian Subcontinent and South East Asia, and the Middle East. We're never recognised (the brown Indians) despite doing as well as these Chinese, Japenese and Korean etc.

[@theunknownbeing7]

+Concerned Person it's obviously because Indians look way different compared to East Asians... Japanese/Chinese/Koreans all become classified as Asians and people can hardly tell them apart unless you're one of them. Indians get their own label because they're much more easily distinguishable. And 'Asian' itself don't mean much other than continent labeling -.-

[@meepwagon8031]

I love this video. 2 minutes and 42 seconds of set up for that 5 second punchline

[@sujisuninja7]

Even after all these years this is still a powerful video in the last few seconds of the sketch making its point that the video was leading to comedy yes but a great truth pointed out.

[@korymann6723]

*That was too real*

[@disco1974ever]

Are you sure you're Asian enough to judge?

[@Darkknight0777]

Kory Mann I asked my friend who's full Vietnamese, he said it holds up. I only look Asian, though I've been mistaken and spoken to in 3 different languages. I'm Mexican by the way LOL.

[@tamayotomato185]

Darkknight0777 I have the opposite problem. I’m half fillipino. Everyone thinks I’m Mexican. Lol

[@grimarcher872]

Samuel Tamayo I'm Filipino with some Chinese and Spanish. And because I speak English a lot, people think I grew up in the west or I'm half. I grew up in Visayas.

[@chibaification]

It happens, my Dad is white and Mom Filipino and while I was in Italy I think someone from there asked if I was Italian. Not 100% sure though as I don't speak the language. Guess I am Giuseppe Cruz.

[@OptrixTV]

The title already made me think of the comments section..

[@LordVader1094]

Yup

[@oranjizer]

+Ringcory sunshine and rainbows?

[@larry4775]

+Ringcory The youtube comment section, A.K.A the cesspool of the internet

[@DjRuccy]

+Ringcory Indians are Asian!

[@larry4775]

Dj Ruccy True, India is in Asia, but does that mean..... Russians are asians?

[@somepepperonyoutube8374]

as a full asian, i gotta go serve on the council every few years its annoying, but it was either this or jury duty

[@thehumanpotato2844]

I’ve never felt so validated to be a quarter Asian 😌

[@Deinos30]

"I am italian because my grandparents were from Italy" "You're american"

[@scribliez]

Italian Americans are a thing though so you can be both.

[@Deinos30]

@@scribliez Yeah but you can't go around calling yourself Italian when you don't speak the language, don't know the actual culture or history and don't even know where the country is located on the map. Despite what a lot of people may think there is not really such thing as "genetically Italian", during 2000 years of history we mixed with everyone, it's the culture that defines us.

[@DantalianTheWise]

Cant be Italian if you put cheese with seafood

[@bernardocoto8519]

If you're a plumber you can say you are Italian...

[@Deinos30]

@@bernardocoto8519 Only after you save at least one princess

[@aceroro20]

« Am I able to do a broken English accent as a joke? » « No » « no » « how good is it » 😂

[@Tigerman1138]

Rohan Hoque I love her!

[@willmorbyers923]

but this wasnt helpful to me (even tho ik it was a joke) bcuz im half asian... can *I* do the accent?

[@munjee2]

@@willmorbyers923 how good is it ?

[@willmorbyers923]

@@munjee2 lol

[@Ikajo]

It does nicely showcase how people with Asian ancestry is often more offended than "real" Asians.

[@Constitution1789]

That ending is hilarious. I wasn't expecting that.

[@alicesophie123]

I’m totally 100% white but also my dad grew up in Hong Kong and before that my grandparents had lived there for many many years and ny grandad was born in China! Plus I’ve been to Hong Kong 3 times! So I’m in this weird space of having no claim to being Asian at all, but having a connection to Hong Kong and having family traditions linked to it and shit!

[@josh_final]

I'm 1/2 Mongolian, does that make me Mongolian enough to conquer the known world?

[@yourmorningcupofcoffee4313]

Yes but you will be silently judged

[@aidanmuller3358]

Not with that attitude

[@farikkun1841]

depends if u can do throat sing

[@rasnac]

Yes, since Chingis Khagan himself was 1/2 Mongolian (his mom was Turkic).

[@MrAsianSwagger]

You are Mongolian enough to attempt to conquer the known world, but not Mongolian enough to succeed.

[@ThaBlkRainbow]

Can I check the ''prefer not to say box''? You can but you will imagine your grandmother shaking her head lol ''I'm 1/8 Black'' ''You're Black'' I hollered LMAO!

[@internetomatic]

same dude lmao. being mixed race is so confusing sometimes.

[@pussinbootsisawesome]

i would like but 666 likes...

[@audreywilliber7078]

Brittany Wilkins best part

[@lilsquidy122]

i would like but 888 likes...

[@night00glider]

Does this mean 1/8 black can say the n word?

[@joshjenne8355]

This will never get old to me. I saw it when it first released in 2015 and still reference it to this day lmfao

[@hanodro]

Atlanta episode hahahhaa

[@jordanshegog476]

I'm SO glad someone else thought of this too when watching atlanta

[@oreomonogatari]

I want them to make another one of these

[@satesup4353]

...are you half Indonesian? As long as you speak wkwk its fine... . XD

[@zicca5796]

Are you British enough

[@cecilia____2184]

Exactly what I was gonna comment,such a good idea

[@AriJeru]

One for Latinos--you can scoff at other people (specifically when white girls use spanish with their girlfriends when they get drunk), but if they speak more spanish than you, you have to go through a list of the things you do that aren't Hispanic enough with them. But you're allowed to get real excited about Mate without looking like a dick.

[@user-tm3fv7df1n]

Im the 1000th like yayayayay

[@couchpotatoj6578]

cant be the only one who really wants to see the black council do their thing

[@Ten_Thousand_Locusts]

You just did, it's at the end of this sketch.

[@e.pafriqa1092]

You did... 😂😂😂😂

[@juliannehannes11]

The black council has changed quite a bit and no longer accepts Rachel Dolezals and Kardashians

[@CCLethe]

What percentage qualifies for the pass?

[@juliannehannes11]

@Elite Virus According to black Twitter, whatever percent makes you look black. If you don't look black then you are not black in their eyes.

[@lukedemaine9127]

Ummmm did Atlanta steal from this? Or is there an older origin of this theme/style?

[@devynfuriosi6612]

wondering the same thing

[@tom4150]

This reminds me of the Atlanta episode. They were way tougher on deciding who go black a scholarship lol

[@byakuyatogami2905]

I'm half Asian but born in the US, I request to have my trial soon for what I can and can't do

[@NightKnight200]

Ikr been waiting here reading the guidelines its 5 pages long and this is the introduction of the laws smh lol.

[@munsif55angrybirds]

Well I am Asian technically I am Pakistani

[@dantewhingates4300]

+Rapeshot Oh dude you are gonna be elbows deep in paperwork

[@hoperisnear]

Hi yah so I'm full Asian, but adopted and raised by white/italian parents in America. When will I need to attend my trial so I know what I can and can't do?

[@dantewhingates4300]

+A Plumeri Oh yeah you should be fine if it's anything like the Hispanic tribunals

[@tsonginamo]

"I'm 1/4 Filipino." "Are you proud?" "Yes." *"You're Filipino."*

[@har5814]

LOL🤪

[@emilysmith2965]

This is weirdly wholesome

[@Unqualifiedmedicalperson]

Agreed

[@asbest2092]

Everything that is less than 50% doesn't matter

[@Unqualifiedmedicalperson]

@@asbest2092 Incorrect. But go ahead and believe whatever you want, white man 😂

[@ariconditioner]

I love Atlanta too, CollegeHumor.

[@OriginalAlbert]

Wow, Atlanta stole this

[@eiry7746]

If watermelons are 92% water and I walk on watermelons, *that must mean I'm 92% jesus*

[@sevenbillion2521]

If Ice is 100% water and I can walk on Ice, that must mean I'm 100% Jesus

[@TheNja09]

Shut up. That joke is dead.

[@anemonam3632]

If this joke has been used 92% more times that it should... You must be 100% annoying.

[@bulletproofKevlar]

ahh...hmmm....yeah i guess that checks out

[@sevenbillion2521]

International Snowman I already made that joke.

[@nataterraturzelle8584]

That moment when you are full Asian but you don't "look Asian enough" because the Filipino is a hot mess of Spanish, Chinese, and American mixed with actual Filipino.

[@somebodythatyouveusedtokno9604]

Just be proud of who you are.

[@FlowerEmblem]

@@somebodythatyouveusedtokno9604 You feel more dysphoric about it though when you were born and raised in another country, don't speak Filipino and only went to the Phils twice in your life

[@somebodythatyouveusedtokno9604]

@@FlowerEmblem Na iintindihan mo ba ako? Filipino po ako hindi po ako nag tatangap na ako ay filipino If you dont know what Im saying its because im speaking filipino. Im filipino

[@FlowerEmblem]

@@somebodythatyouveusedtokno9604 I don't understand the point of your comment. You say "be proud of who you are" and contradictingly you're implying your assertation of being "more filipino" because of language? That's exactly what I mean by dysphoria in ethnicity. Please don't say things if you don't mean them.

[@somebodythatyouveusedtokno9604]

@@FlowerEmblem what are you even saying at the first place? All I can understand from your first reply is your saying that Im not filipino at the first place by saying "Can't speak filipino, I Only visited the philippines for 2 times. Ironically I am One if that's not your point then you're very misleading

[@Unqualifiedmedicalperson]

Why does the 1/8 look more Asian than the quarter one? 😂 Also, I’m a quarter Filipino and I’ve received enough confirmation to know that yes, we are in fact “Asian enough” and deserve a place on the counsel lol

[@xyeB]

Your eyesight is bad

[@Joe-ix5hj]

@@xyeB No, yours. I concur with Not A Doctor that Trapp looks more Asian than the quarter Asian girl.

[@BestAuntieEver]

This is freakin great!!

[@Unyt]

Asian enough to be Asian

[@circumcizednun1814]

Your reply section. Is really lonely

[@thebuddercweeper]

@@sopheehee3474 To me (a British person) you're just an American who's parents aren't American.

[@dukechan3091]

After watching this video, I am not Asian enough to be an Asian..I am Chinese btw.

[@shokrithan.k8207]

What did this comment get 3.5k likes?

[@susan-payne]

THE QUARTER ASIAN GIRL SAYING SHE DOESN’T FEEL LIKE SHE SHOULD BE THERE AND THE OTHER TWO REASSURING HER IS LITERALLY ME I’M A QUARTER KOREAN

[@ItzZ4p]

@brixk bro you don't have to be that rude

[@Lucifersfursona]

@brixk so spaketh brick

[@jasminnorthway3448]

@@ItzZ4p they’re not that Asian

[@jasminnorthway3448]

Yea no your not that Asian tbh I wouldn’t even count that as being Asian 😐

[@susan-payne]

y’all need to chill, i never said i was asian. i just said that i related to the girl who said she didn’t think she was asian. 저는 한국인이 아닙니다 😐

[@socialtortoise852]

Donald glover ripped this off for an Atlanta episode in season 3

[@Ch00ChooTrain]

Is this where Atlanta got the idea from?

[@deepSea__]

They should make a "Are You TOO white?" Video.

[@quinn8870]

+dogs101o That would be the opposite of the Black at the end. Im am 15/16 white and..." "Not white enough"

[@deepSea__]

JoeNathan Lacy I was thinking more on the lines of do you do white people things? Then you maybe TOO white. Sorta like a skit where they went to the doctor or a news story said it.

[@YunikuYosefMomoka]

No need, Yah manga is cool, however I'd you are such A HUGE fan of anime than that makes you appear very white. As it was already said in the video, you already know, it was clear, chances are you have seen the video.(>0

[@deepSea__]

Yuniku Yosef What?

[@YunikuYosefMomoka]

+dogs101o I was just joking with you.(>0

[@rikishikato5001]

My friend's has a lot of Asian in her She's Kyrgyz, Korean, Kuwaiti, Indian, Chinese, Japanese, and Malay. All the blood from her ancestors gathered in her to make her the Ultimate Asian

[@hakimssszzz9289]

Damn, how fast did she done her work?

[@rikishikato5001]

@@hakimssszzz9289 really slow since she has unstable hands and she's really bad with detailed stuffs

[@owlright7524]

holy-

[@adam.n-steve]

I'm not that Asian mixed but I'm pretty Asian too. I am a Burmese,Chinese and my grandfather is a Indian. Edit: My grandma is a pure Shan race.

[@hakimssszzz9289]

@@rikishikato5001 Well, guess she didn't reach her Asianity yet.

[@MrFallingcats]

I'm 50% Scottish. Born and raised in Scotland to a Scottish parent and an immigrant parent. I've only ever lived in Scotland and - UK immigration control: "Hmmm sounds fishy, deported"

[@just_a_platypus7134]

I love how they kept the part that zac won’t let people interrupt him from the fix things episode

[@foxiflakes8245]

"I'm Irish-American" "feck off everyone wants to be Ir-" "I'm famous" "you know that guy is ours? Irish born and bred"

[@seungholee5715]

ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[@lucilucid]

I'm got more Irish blood than Jacksepticeye but I was born in America.

[@jackwenn_9693]

I wish I was irish

[@gerstein03]

I'm more Scottish than Irish but I have both

[@lughaidhmcloughlin3640]

JFK

[@BattlefrontZero]

Please make a "Are you black enough?" video!

[@SicInPrincipio]

+BattlefrontZero they did. it's at the end.

[@123455thatguy]

+BattlefrontZero It wasn't a very long one.

[@julhho]

+BattlefrontZero they should make a series of 3 videos with this, at least!

[@JordanLink1]

+BattlefrontZero the ending was perfect though hahaha

[@deadlyattacker]

+Dylan Crotzer Meh, lets them, see if they say "this is offensive"

[@akirajackson5998]

I am in medical school & especially for Social Work. I found this quite hilarious because of the stereotypes in a more comedical and honest way. It is funny, please let me know if I can help your channel out

[@Kidd0Wycked]

Holy shxt! Atlanta did a very similar concept AFTER College Humor. Crazy.😂😂😂