Morrowind's intro But It's Brainrot

[@UdderlyEvelyn]

Skibidi on down to the subscribe button, no cap.

[@mattasticmattattack8546]

Fr on God?

[@claptrap4084]

​@@mattasticmattattack8546 on God, no cap

[@zachseabass7414]

based

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

@@UdderlyEvelyn you are the goat. 🐐

[@Heyght]

Goated

[@gp.5989]

This is your brain, this is you brain on skooma

[@ФедорВорохов]

Oh my mog, yeet it back fr no cap

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

@@gp.5989 any questions?

[@PianoByTheBar]

@@ФедорВорохов Skooma rehab for you, then.

[@Goldmanvision]

Skoomadi toilet

[@adog8811]

If the the skooma was cooked up by Sheogorath

[@Shadowlightning]

I am taking psychic damage.

[@yoface2537]

Not even barbarians can survive this

[@deflash]

Fr

[@SirBrandan]

This is so painful it could fall under YT harassment guidelines. I need a drink after this.

[@danteshollowedgrounds]

Nonsense, you've not get maxed out all of your rizz meter of painmaxxing. Catch up fam because I'm *LOCKED IN* now 😎😈👌

[@Prostateprodigy2007]

Real

[@Pebphiz]

Reported it for terrorism.

[@vvbazilvv362]

Thats just racist. 😂

[@hungariannerd8445]

I need another tankard of Sujamma after this

[@FlorentiusIV]

Imagine an entire playthrough of this.. I think you'll achieve reverse CHIM.

[@barkasz6066]

You'll achieve... Mich?

[@Alex_YJ_Reed]

Isn't the reverse of CHIM Zero-Sum?

[@miruneverdies]

@@Alex_YJ_Reed The reverse of CHIM is MICH indeed. Zero-sum is when you reach out for the Royalty, but you be caught lacking fr no cap.

[@nakenmil]

@@miruneverdies This is how the SHARMAT was made.

[@DBswag_]

If they can make mods like Catwind & Everything Dagoth Ur, then anything is possible 😌

[@Streptospondylus]

This is the timeline in which we know why the Dwemer disappeared.

[@yoface2537]

And this is why

[@Heyght]

They got fanum taxxed out of reality

[@Flesh_Wizard]

They died of brainrot

[@TelvanniWizardMoneyGang]

Need a shrine to recover all that damaged intelligence from the spell you just cast.

[@Jamseth_Ingramious]

Undid all those Fortify Intelligence potions I spent months making and drinking

[@dylanmarken8429]

Thank the Nine I'm an alchemist😂

[@vainthatoneoverhere]

I understood everything only because I've memorized Morrowind's start to the letter long time ago. It felt like reading Rosetta Stone.

[@AlsoIdray]

"You have contracted Brain Rot."

[@Casey_Jones]

I'm ok with an asteroid wiping out the Earth

[@ivancar555]

It would be a mercy.

[@danteshollowedgrounds]

This was me on the Skyrim Zoomer video lol

[@GenocideLv]

you would love "if Elvis had brainrot" yt short

[@Thr0mamay]

You mean if an asteroid yeeted earth?

[@lordbogdanoff2250]

Bro wants Baar Dau to crash on skibidi rizz toilet 💀

[@RMD00]

"Have you been hanging around the garden tools again Nerevar? None of those words make sense. None of this honours the Sixth House and Tribe Unmourned." - Dagoth Ur

[@HS-hx8ti]

As a middle school teacher this is my daily life. It's like every conversation is filled with nothing but verbal diarrhea and random soundbytes from TikTok.

[@The-Wizard-King]

I'm telling Todd Howard on you.

[@mariuszmoraw3571]

Yeah? He will see this, see it's great business idea and "remaster" Morrowind. You want that? Do you? DO YOU?

[@gothappearance]

@@mariuszmoraw3571 i would love that

[@Zure467]

On god*

[@Martial_Autist]

Please don't. You'll give him ideas. x'D

[@R3D4CTED]

that felt way longer that 2 minutes

[@jafalk1022]

It was. It was almost 3 minutes.

[@tealeafie8993]

ah yes i get to play as my favourite protagonist, the Nerevarizz, maybe get to meet the living gods, Skibidivec, Fanumtaxia and Sigma Sil

[@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation]

"What a fool you are ong. I'm a gyatt. How can you kill a gyatt? Fr, what a grand and intoxicating skibidence."

[@Moregnan]

my brain hurts

[@danteshollowedgrounds]

my brain is unharmed, numbingly in joy right now.

[@dragonmaster613]

After decades hearing multiple eras of what was once called Jive Talking, I understood 80% of this (the other 20% was misused in this)

[@planescaped]

@@dragonmaster613 Ya know, there is some similarity between modern slang and jive come to think of it. Jive turkey's replaced with rizzing chuds.

[@dragonmaster613]

@@planescaped is that a derogatory? I (think I) know Jive Turkey is.

[@DanDanDoe]

What a terrible day to have hearing and the ability to read.

[@Sebastian_Rabbit]

A horrible day to understand the english language

[@Runecrow.]

The NPCs speaking brainrot makes me think of the “I speak jive” scene from Airplane. Lol

[@dizzydjt7455]

And when the neraverine had beaten dagoth-ur he proclaimed, "this how we do tings in valenwood, trust me fam, you're moist blud." 😂

[@LupinTelegar]

True brainrot, I can't even finish it.

[@williamfrank962]

I want off this ride so much bros.

[@planescaped]

I like how previous generations would just shake their head disapprovingly at the slang of 'kid's these days" But current gen slang is so ridiculous everyone just laughs at them. XD

[@vladdracul5072]

I think we're already past laughing; the future holds only pain.

[@yoface2537]

I'm of this generation and I say kids these days

[@somerandommenace]

​@vladdracul5072 speak for yourself I don't want to be a miserable little fuck who depends on others for intelligence so I'm not affected by such trivial things

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Sheeesh, what can change the nature of a GOAT, no cap?

[@TheEversearcher]

We've just peered into what the timeline would be like if Molag Bal succeeded in the plane meld.

[@yoface2537]

No this is more of sheogorath's doing

[@cebfromthestreetsoftorn2886]

Localization for 2020's coming along nicely

[@WoAzMM]

This turned me into a boomer, my god...

[@mariuszmoraw3571]

We need to get belt. Right now. It's still not too late, man!

[@montablanc1]

"Vex not, for ya boi is watchful" Is a cold ass bar.

[@ImBarryScottCSS]

This is it, this is the exact moment I became old.

[@Hikikomori_Gaming]

Sheeeeeeeeesh!

[@aluminatestrontium7298]

After this, I can no longer read ABC for Barbarians, my INT got damaged too much :(

[@kylejoly577]

"Coom, Nerevar. Sigma or beta, coom. Coom and goon upon the Heart, and Ohiolakhan. And bring Wraithgyatt... I have need of it."

[@bokrugthewaterserpent3012]

I have never heard most of these words and my brain cannot even comprehend what the fuck is happening

[@yarr_bro]

that tribunal do be yappin loud af tho

[@JustGrowingUp84]

This may be the most cursed content you've uploaded, "Rizz Master".

[@theoldnorth2777]

This made me physically violent

[@Seal_Enthusiast_]

The weirdest thing is, is that this reminds me of old Shakespearean English. Many descriptors with unclear meaning unless previously versed in their meaning, sentence structure that is overly verbose, and an overtly dramatic tone. I wonder, if in a couple decades time, people will see this as a masterpiece of literature too, just like we do with many pieces of ancient writings.

[@isaacduhlaw]

this melted my brain so bad it made me start another morrowind playthrough

[@manaia3062]

I used to be happy morrowind was gaining popularity in memes

[@kirkgregor5613]

Need a full game like this, itll be harder to decipher the speech than to play on max difficulty

[@SGTBizarro]

Vex not, for ya boi is watchful. Holy shit my sides, this is amazing!

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

@@SGTBizarro azura is a boy?

[@josepedroteixeira9721]

I died in this part, fr fr

[@Marv1089]

The funny thing is that canonically, all Aedra have no gender, but can choose to be either gender they wish, so Azura can absolutely say “ya boi” and actually be one.

[@TheGreyMagician]

"What a beta you iz. I'm a gyatt! How is you slaying a gyatt, no cap? What a bussin and L rizz brainrot."- Dankoth-Ur

[@AtlatlMan]

Ah, the anticipated Bethesda remaster. It just works.

[@Darkstarmorlight]

This video has dealt me a mortal wound.

[@DietSushi]

Morrowind turnt Morrowrot

[@Openzmindz_]

lmaoo. the "sheesh"

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Sounds like some gangsta rapper exclamation.

[@Warrior_Whitten]

5-0? The looped back around to speaking Boomer XD

[@blackpiranaha525]

I must have had 1 too many sujama before watching this

[@BaileyThinksYourAreAwesome]

By Azura by Azura ... I caught the blight.

[@tyrant-den884]

"Vex not, for ya boi is watchful."

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

You are the GOAT. 🐐

[@Skrenja]

Missing a few "Bruhs" "Bro literally ________" and "Skull emojis."

[@GldnClaw]

My love for Morrowind overcomes the cringe of the brainrot.

[@LanceCorporalHawk30]

I feel my IQ dropping every second someone speaks in this

[@crawlinggoose]

"Is this how you honor the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned?" -Dagoth Ur.

[@FoxyGrandmeowmmy5598]

Best Anti-Skooma ad ever made

[@bobcharlie2337]

I remember well over 2 decades ago , doing this same thing with Valley speech and Shakespeare for a 9th grade English assignment.

[@danieldavis8607]

fr?

[@SpookSkellington]

Morrowind holds a special place in my heart, and to see it defiled and violated like this hurts.

[@gorochaan]

Seeing gaming industry nowadays makes it certain that's what elder scrolls 6 is going to look like.

[@Dante3214]

STOP! YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW

[@jodencro]

Sheesh ya boy finally be arriving. 😂

[@GarkKahn]

Sheo? Where the hell is that asteroid? Do it faster dammit!

[@SheolAbaddonus666]

My soul hurts.

[@Mentos6]

If I had kids, and they came home from school talking like this, the belt would come off.

[@mariuszmoraw3571]

20 years ago I imagined we gonna have begin of flying to space, quantum computers and futuristic tech and I remember playing Morrowind as kid. Well, sure computers and phones got way more advanced but I didn't expect rise of idiocracy as kid... Eh...

[@trime1015]

Maybe Red Mounting erupting wouldn't be such a bad thing right now..

[@PocketSand42]

"Rizz yourself up on deck and let's keep this as civs, for real, no capping." 💀

[@josefsverre4444]

This is heinous. I'm reporting you to the police for cyber crimes.

[@psychodiver]

Why have you afflicted me with Serpiginous Dementia?!

[@Steelface97]

This video will be mentioned in my suicide note.

[@lasarousi]

I'm glad i was already on drugs or i would have been damaged irreversibly and most my ability to use the language part of my brain.

[@jacksonhaug8015]

This is unconstitutional

[@sebastiancoar1991]

This should be a mod, for skooma enthusiasts. 😂

[@cursingqbert]

- What's your pronouns? I lost it

[@dragonsontv4412]

2:07 The 9 be praised this man speaks the Emperor's tongue, finally someone I can understand. Oh no... never mind.

[@Jurgen_Wulf]

Lord have mercy, getting sick with Corprus is way ahead from the beginning

[@RebelGiga]

"The taxes say you've been rizzed up with a certain GOAT, which GOAT you be vibing' with?"

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

A goat? 🐐

[@rebelrouzer5318]

​@@MinscFromBaldursGate92THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!!!THATS WHY HES THE MVP,THATS WHY HES THE GOAT!!!THE GOAT!!!!

[@herrakaarme]

At least brainrot grants immunity to witbane. No wits to banish under brainrot. Ash woe blight can still be contracted, but nobody will notice any difference in behavior.

[@Toxin___InterHalfer]

Wulf wasn't kidding when he said the Empire isn't what it used to be

[@JimmySentence]

this explains alot! what I thought was nonsense gibberish were actually words of power! It only sounds like that to us non-magically attuned.

[@sebastiancoar1991]

To those without magic, just drink skooma. It has electrolytes!

[@mariuszmoraw3571]

Yeah, they do... uh... mental damage.

[@Varil92]

This gave me corprus

[@AXELAX]

The sooner you ghost, the sooner we can YEET on.

[@boscojokey3829]

This will just be the world in 15 years

[@Amantducafe]

My intelligence has been permanently damaged

[@fruitpandaa]

Still an improvement over current Bethesda dialogue

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Yes No sarcasm

[@THEFabianValenzuela]

Homestuck pfp

[@fruitpandaa]

@@THEFabianValenzuela you're goddamn right

[@LegendaryGary17]

You hurt me today. I don't think I can forgive you.

[@blackhand9581]

Reported for terrorism

[@daniel.holbrook]

as a purist im not too sure about some of the changes theyve been adding to openMW

[@reniorjd]

Gave up reading that gibberish

[@jamesonflori1834]

A Brainrot edition of Socucius Ergalla's questions would honestly be peak.

[@Over9000Turtles]

Jesus, I feel like I need to reload my previous save to undo the damage my braincells just ate up.

[@redtsun67]

So sad to see Morrowind getting hit with a Chills epidemic.

[@TheArbiterSux]

"Ay good yapping at you Nerevar, but to this place where vibes are made. But why have you been caught lacking?"-Dagoth Ur with Brainblight

[@MegaRazor619]

My brain IT TREMBLES

[@victorsoto4821]

I felt this in my very soul, hard times ahead.

[@PianoByTheBar]

I already hate myself.

[@JMB1017]

Come and look upon the G Y A T T

[@AzumarillConGafasBv]

Peak content

[@lawrencefrost9063]

This was ony my playlist and I was half dreaming and dude I don't know what kind of fever dream i thought i had but i woke up to this. My mind was shattered.

[@dawgtheundying5303]

This feels like a completely different language

[@Bober077]

If I could understand single sentence...

[@ysgramortheelfkiller2328]

I want to cry