"spread your legs, sareena" ~ Bi-han during the Christmas special
@HydreigonJ8911 ай бұрын
Bi-Han: I DO NOT RECALL SAYING THAT!
@anthonymartinez466111 ай бұрын
@@HydreigonJ89 That one guy who recorded that moment: Plays that moment on the tv
@MightyTrex11 ай бұрын
Let's not forget that Bi han admitted that he loves Sareena
@jessicacarranza401011 ай бұрын
My favorite part 😂🤣💀
@RoninZeroReaper11 ай бұрын
I’m surprised He didn’t use that for this video.
@Hunkules96429 ай бұрын
Tomas aggressively yelling in Czech is something I didn't know I needed
@nozunomi7 ай бұрын
Don't translate anything
@michaelfinklea929511 ай бұрын
Kenshi: "Liu Kang puked all over your royal sofa" Sindel:...... *SCREECHES IN MUDEROUS INTENT*
@WhitePhoenixMusic11 ай бұрын
at least it was not johnny's fault
@dratsuperior458611 ай бұрын
she's definitely not hosting anymore parties after that lol
@WolfTrooperRex10 ай бұрын
Geras: That’s it… I’m going home
@Exozealots10 ай бұрын
Sindel: Where is he?! I'm kicking that godly arse! Lui Kang: *In his head.* "Shit... I'm gonna die to Sindel and she's not evil. Why it wasn't a bucket near by?! Why I vomited on 300,000,000 Mortal Kombat Coins Royal Sofa?!
@WolfTrooperRex10 ай бұрын
@@Exozealots Revenant LK (In LK's head): You're done for Old Era Raiden (in LK's head): I concur...
@itsNicoRobiiGaming11 ай бұрын
"I TOLD YOU TO BURN THAT AFTER YOU READ IT!" aggressive but passionate romance
@francorodriguez-vr8ri11 ай бұрын
That scream at the end fucking killed me😂
@DragoSonicMile11 ай бұрын
Fatality! Sindel wins! Flawless victory!
@zeussoulhd216911 ай бұрын
I was expecting a fatality on Kenshi to be honest XD
@phantomonthespectrum358811 ай бұрын
Nah that was better than a fatality.😂😂😂😂😂
@killercroc9911 ай бұрын
That sounded like the Charlotte Pickles scream
@killercroc9911 ай бұрын
That sounded like the Charlotte Pickles scream
@wickedfighter282211 ай бұрын
Being a Czech and understanding what Smoke(Tomas) is saying is absolutely hillarious and weirdly heartwarming. Never have I thought I'd hear a lick of czech language here, on a MK video of all things. A suprise for sure, but a welcomed one.
@dominiqueloustau725211 ай бұрын
Please can you tell us what was he saying? I need to understand the joke
@Filip-sw2xg11 ай бұрын
swearing and NSFW@@dominiqueloustau7252
@wickedfighter282211 ай бұрын
Very simply put? Lots of insults. Some parts are unhearable, or I can badly hear them. But here is a translation of what I can hear him say. When answering to Scorpion about going home: "I am not going anywhere you fucking shithead. Why don't you suck my dick while I'm fucking with it." When Striker is laughing: "Shut your mouth you retarded shithead, I'll let you know I fucked [something] in the ass. And it was an amazing feeling. I've never felt so good..." And then I can't really hear it. I would provide a better translation if I could, but I don't have the script. But yeah, there you go! :D
@wickedfighter282211 ай бұрын
Basicly, he is insulting both Scorpion and Striker. I can hear most of it, but not all of it. It is a bit explicit. After Scorpion tells him to go home: "I'm not going anywhere you f*cking sh*thead. Why don't you suck my d*ck while I'm f*cking with it?" And responding to Striker laughing: "Shut your mouth you r*tarded shithead. I'll let you know I f*cked [someone or something, can't really hear it] in the ass! And it was an awesome feeling... I haven't felt so good..." and then I can't hear the rest. So, yeah. There you go. I would translate it all for you, but I don't have the script.
@wickedfighter282211 ай бұрын
@@dominiqueloustau7252 Basicly, he is insulting both Scorpion and Striker. I can hear most of it, but not all of it. It is a bit explicit. After Scorpion tells him to go home: "I'm not going anywhere you f*cking sh*thead. Why don't you suck my d*ck while I'm f*cking with it?" And responding to Striker laughing: "Shut your mouth you r*tarded shithead. I'll let you know I f*cked [someone or something, can't really hear it] in the ass! And it was an awesome feeling... I haven't felt so good..." and then I can't hear the rest. So, yeah. There you go. I would translate it all for you, but I don't have the script.
@kasgarlmahmut421311 ай бұрын
"That's not very skibidi of you Sonya" 💀
@davidbernal688111 ай бұрын
This one made me laugh. 😂
@cheapnessness548111 ай бұрын
I cringed and laughed so hard at that lol
@johnnypham609511 ай бұрын
i dunno if i should cringe or laugh at it. it was so unexpected coming from shang tsung 😅
@ibrahim2468511 ай бұрын
What's a skibidi?
@justincummings502211 ай бұрын
@@ibrahim24685I'm not explaining that. You don't want to know.
@corvokuro11 ай бұрын
Tsundere Bi-Han is my favorite parts of these videos. And Tomas should get drunk more, his Czech rants are great. St. Patrick’s day party: everybody gets trashed on purpose… Geras is gonna be resetting the timeline a lot on that day
@creeper448110 ай бұрын
Imagine British Liu Kang going up against *IRISH LIU KANG?!!*
@knifefan8089 ай бұрын
@@creeper4481I’m late, but what about… *ITALIAN LIU KANG?!?*
@sithspartan624811 ай бұрын
Hearing “That’s not very skibidi of you” from Shang Tsung was one hell of a mental flashbang
@justincummings502211 ай бұрын
I want to destroy him even more now.
@noahblair302011 ай бұрын
Johnny Cage: sooo what’s this about you killing my daughter? Kitana: um… would you believe that was in another timeline? *CLASH* Sektor: by all technicalities, you have not had her yet. Kitana: if you kill someone that doesn’t exist, is it really murder? Kano: lucky bastard, child support costs a bloody fortune these days. Johnny Cage: you guys are way too cool with this!
@natoriousthehopeful278611 ай бұрын
At this rate, the giant is going to have to dedicate a video just to your suggestions: a lot of them aren't bad either
@noahblair302011 ай бұрын
@@natoriousthehopeful2786 Thank you!
@alexfischer787611 ай бұрын
@@natoriousthehopeful2786 I've also cooked up a ton of suggestions previously. Some of them made it, but most didn't.
@vasconcelos735611 ай бұрын
Jesus Christ bro you've got like dozens of these chill out a little. It's fun when it's like 5, but it gets annoying when I'm scrolling looking for comments and yours are all I see
@AbigailSkinwalker221011 ай бұрын
I think I've seen this dialogue somewhere before
@fatalwaffle171511 ай бұрын
Happy Valentines 💝 Day Everyone!
@tristanmoorehead10611 ай бұрын
Happy Valentine’s Day!
@FrostXB11 ай бұрын
I hate valentines but happy Valentine
@JamesEdmondson-bt8fl11 ай бұрын
Happy Valentine's Day you too 🎉 😊
@AlyferEditz-l8y11 ай бұрын
Happy Valentine's Day to you too!
@JamesEdmondson-bt8fl11 ай бұрын
@@AlyferEditz-l8y thank you 👍👍😃
@eclipsethefox439711 ай бұрын
You know, Tacos and Ice Cream working together really isn't a bad idea, I remember a ice cream taco that was honestly amazing, had it at my high school graduation
@K4RN4GE91111 ай бұрын
Choco Tacos. Abso-goddamn-lutly delicious.
@ninvdoonf854211 ай бұрын
@@K4RN4GE911A store I used to go to often no longer sold them and it made me sad
@killercroc9911 ай бұрын
I miss those.
@ninvdoonf854211 ай бұрын
Me too.
@omegaraver739911 ай бұрын
Ok hear me out! Tundra and Tacos Tostados Hanzo both decide to stay in this timeline, but every Kung Lao from the other timelines swarm into the oddverse with Tundra and Hanzo putting their rivalry aside and joining forces to confront the army of gluttonous Kung Lao
@trinity363111 ай бұрын
6:43 Bi-Han attacks Sareena! He really is a tsundere!
@WolfTrooperRex11 ай бұрын
I TOLD YOU TO BURN IT AFTER YOU READ IT!!!
@gorkemylmaz530210 ай бұрын
I TOLD YOU TO BURN İT AFTER YOU READ İT!!!
@Incognito...89059 ай бұрын
I TOLD YOU TO BURN IT AFTER YOU READ IT!!!
@myochiin9 ай бұрын
I TOLD YOU TO BURN THAT AFTER YOU READ IT!!!
@kidquanmusic9 ай бұрын
I TOLD YOU TO BURN THAT AFTER YOU READ IT!!!
@gamerglitchclutch11 ай бұрын
Mad respect to Oddgiant for getting all these character skins
@ChhaiTea11 ай бұрын
They definitely grinded hard for the golden Tyrannical skins.
@bluesnake171311 ай бұрын
Imagine the time it took for going through Invasions.
@SnakeRoadComicsOfficial36779 ай бұрын
@@bluesnake1713 Not too long honestly depending on how much time you've got.
@JosephAguilar-ui5ep8 ай бұрын
True
@dravengarcia86585 ай бұрын
@@ChhaiTea how do you get those skins
@noahblair302011 ай бұрын
Liu Kang: why are you interested in the evil clown in my timeline? Havik: I heard he’s a joker who drives people bats! *CLASH* Kano: that guy gave me makeup tips! Havik: share them with me after this battle! Stryker: I guess you could say we’re about to bring in a FIRESTORM? Liu Kang: okay, that was just bad, kurtis.
@snootya11 ай бұрын
Dude you are flooding the comments for christs sake
@Dowjy11 ай бұрын
Stop commenting please I swear to god
@noahblair302011 ай бұрын
@@Dowjy I’m sorry, I just have lots of intro ideas and oddgiant said I could place intro ideas in the comments! And instead of just placing them all together just to be drowned in future comments, I made them all separate so others can tell me what they like about them!
@DavidAbdullerimov11 ай бұрын
Stupid even
@sir_will_iam11 ай бұрын
@@noahblair3020 Don't listen to them, your ideas are really funny.
@noahblair302011 ай бұрын
Sub zero: *smoke is not enough to defeat me, tomas!* Smoke: are you sure? Considering how your voice sounds, smoking’s doing quite a lot of damage! *CLASH* Scorpion: you burnt that man to a FUCKING CRISP, smoke! Smoke: really? I was just trying to reach him the dangers of smoking! Sareena: seriously, dear, do you smoke cigarettes or do you EAT them? Sub Zero: *im already chewing the gum, woman! What more do you want?!*
@dylansharp847111 ай бұрын
Chewing the gum?
@noahblair302011 ай бұрын
@@dylansharp8471 Nicotine gum!
@rmlb_340_ph11 ай бұрын
0:27 Ohh shit! HAHAHA 8:05 Somebody send Tomas home 🥹 9:35 Ohh no! shits about to go down HAHA
@WolfTrooperRex11 ай бұрын
Liu Kang: … … Geras: …don’t look at me Sindel- Sindel: Geras I know you can be a living punching bag. It’s Liu Kang I want to kick the shit out of…
@noahblair302011 ай бұрын
Johnny Cage: are you made because me and Kenshi kicked your ass at Shang Tsung’s lab? Tanya: no, I’m mad because you called me a BITCH at Shang Tsung’s lab! *CLASH* Goro: to be honest, you were sort of acting like one- Tanya: IF YOU AGREE WITH HIM, YOU’LL JOIN HIM IN DEATH! Sub-Zero: *seriously, can I get kameo’d with anybody else?* Johnny Cage: come on! I’m such a charmer!
@Firemaster2711 ай бұрын
Bros gotta be The Thinker for him to comment THESE many suggestions 💀
@noahblair302011 ай бұрын
@@Firemaster27 … I’ll take that as a compliment!
@VuLinhAssassin11 ай бұрын
Poor Sub-Zero for having to put up with Johny Cage's shenanigans
@SorNamora-x5x11 ай бұрын
Mortal Kombat cast trying not to kill each other during a holiday party challenge: *SUCCESSFUL!?*
@geekymetalhead511211 ай бұрын
Day: 3. Reset back to 0?
@Eric_Nomad_Hixtone10 ай бұрын
I mean... They were *trying* to do that. They just didn't finish the job. Plus i bet Nolan ripped Johnny apart
@RoyalGriffin.9 ай бұрын
If it weren't for Peacemaker's brownies, it would've ended up like the Christmas party.
@WatchKid129 ай бұрын
@@RoyalGriffin.No, that’s the Easter special.
@RoyalGriffin.9 ай бұрын
@@WatchKid12 oh fuck, mb.
@dilandejesusgarcia499311 ай бұрын
the best moment is shujinko and cage (0:32), i laughed hard.🤣 He's right to always get mad at "I'll explain later" better to do it right away.
@necroprwa66611 ай бұрын
For anyone that's curious when smoke yelled in czech along with profanities he also said he screwed frost in the butt and that it felt amazing lol. (atleast i think he said frost but i could be wrong)
@wm839510 ай бұрын
A real one for actually giving context, fr fr 🙏🙏
@Vyke_Dragonspear9 ай бұрын
Thank you!
@nozunomi7 ай бұрын
*I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, NOW HE'LL NEVER SHUT UP!*
@noahblair302011 ай бұрын
Tanya: you know, khameleon has taken a certain interest in you, syzoth~ Reptile: any chance you can tell her that I’m already taken? *CLASH* Kung Lao: damn! bro be out there makin’ a harem! Reptile: SHUT UP! NO I’M NOT! Tanya: what is a harem? Shujinko: I’ll explain later.
@courier685611 ай бұрын
I don’t care what anyone says but this is the best one
@noahblair302011 ай бұрын
@@courier6856 Thanks!
@generaltage493611 ай бұрын
How would Shujinko know that…?
@starsceedmpt315511 ай бұрын
@@courier6856 I agree with that XD
@noahblair302011 ай бұрын
@@generaltage4936 … he’ll explain later~
@ChhaiTea11 ай бұрын
Happy Valentine's Day, MK AI community!
@Adriana-x7h4 ай бұрын
Hey Chhai, do you have a japanese-themed episode of Valentine's Day?
@user-tatixowatatianatatix11 ай бұрын
6:34 - that's literally so sweet
@BarsusDraco11 ай бұрын
Quan Chi: "Did you know that its scientifically prove that men who pruchase Discord Nitro become irresistible to women?" Rain: "If that's true, then you need it more than I do" GOD-FUCKING-DAMN!
@RoyalGriffin.9 ай бұрын
What makes it even funnier that he doesn't even realize what Kurtis was on about, he was trying to be nice 😂
@josephrinnesot11 ай бұрын
The screaming has improved fiercely here! Elevenlabs is evolving!
@GLynch_201111 ай бұрын
Ironically enough this is probably the most peaceful the odd giant timeline has ever been, but you can tell Everyone’s about to snap and the chaos will start again 😂😂
@nathansaylors583911 ай бұрын
Funny how both the Halloween and Valentine's Day parties, which Johnny had a large part in making, went considerably very well while the Christmas Party, which Liu Kang and Geras tried to snuff Johnny out of, ended in disaster
@RoyalGriffin.9 ай бұрын
He knows how to party, but people keep assuming he's gonna screw things up, which I can understand considering how immature he is. But the poor dude wants to have fun. 😂
@noahblair302011 ай бұрын
Sub-Zero: marvel at the Lin kuei’s grandmaster! Omni-Man: really? You’re more of a winter soldier… *CLASH* Sektor: a rather stark name for- Sub-Zero: silence, iron man! Tremor: can I get a name as well?! Omni-Man: I don’t know, you’re more of a… thing…
@glenmarkgregorio816711 ай бұрын
Tremor: Seriously, Nolan?!
@TheSpitefulSword11 ай бұрын
This is gold
@noahblair302011 ай бұрын
@@TheSpitefulSword Thank you!
@Zepheray11 ай бұрын
Yes please!
@noahblair302011 ай бұрын
Johnny Cage: come on, buddy! I promise you’ll be a BIG star! Reptile: for the last time, I am not starring in your crappy Godzilla spin-off! *CLASH* Shujinko: what is a “Godzilla”? Reptile: I’ll explain later! Stryker: he’d honestly fit in well there! Johnny Cage: that’s what I’m talking about!
@noahblair302011 ай бұрын
Shang Tsung: what’s wrong, empress?~ is my tarkat vaccine not working anymore?~ Mileena: actually, I just wanted to thank you for using crushed kytinn larva in its recipe! *CLASH* Scorpion: honestly I approve of using that recipe. Mileena: not only does it help, it does wonders! Motaro: you’re actually using them? Shang Tsung: everybody hates D’vorah so why not?~
@gorkemylmaz53026 ай бұрын
True.
@noahblair302011 ай бұрын
Sindel: I’ve heard you have a weakness for high frequencies?~ Omni-Man: DON’T. YOU. DARE. *CLASH* Sektor: according to my calculations, viltrumites can die at frequencies of- Sindel: I already know~ Tremor: um… can I go now? Omni-Man: SHUT THE FUCK UP, TREMOR! *Sindel performs her “living the scream” fatality on omni-man*
@noahblair302011 ай бұрын
Havik: I’m going to make you eat my own heart… Omni-Man: okay, THAT was a great line! *CLASH* Tremor: I think he’s serious- Omni-Man: shut it, tremor! Darrius: Havik?~ Havik: remember what I promised you… *Havik performed his “atomic heart” fatality on omni-man* Havik: merry Christmas…
@generaltage493611 ай бұрын
You watch Death Battle? Cool.
@noahblair302011 ай бұрын
@@generaltage4936 Yep!
@K4RN4GE91111 ай бұрын
The punchline with Tomas speaking Czech couldn't have hit any harder if it were delivered by Omni-Man, it was that good!
@dominiqueloustau725211 ай бұрын
Can you translate what he was saying? Please😅 i need to understand the joke
@K4RN4GE91111 ай бұрын
@@dominiqueloustau7252 I haven't the faintest damn clue.
@dominiqueloustau725211 ай бұрын
@@K4RN4GE911 damn 😭
@swempy655211 ай бұрын
i am Czech I can translate Tomas .. but i fear this comment will get deleted but i guess i try.. “STFU you r*tarded asshole why wount you suck a D while i F with it? STFU you r*tarded asshole iam gonna let you know i F Frost right in the ass.. and it was a great feeling..” (Last sentence seems like scorpion said it) The rest is hard to hear but i think is And thats how it normally goes with Fing (seems most accurate)
@swempy655211 ай бұрын
@@dominiqueloustau7252 i am Czech I can translate Tomas .. but i fear this comment will get deleted but i guess i try.. “STFU you r*tarded asshole why wount you suck a D while i F with it? STFU you r*tarded asshole iam gonna let you know i F Frost right in the ass.. and it was a great feeling..” (Last sentence seems like scorpion said it) The rest is hard to hear but i think is And thats how it normally goes with Fing (seems most accurate)
@transformersguy200211 ай бұрын
It’s so funny hearing smoke yell in Czech
@NoelJohnCarlo11 ай бұрын
I AGREE! XD
@pavelvalach554611 ай бұрын
It's more funny when you know, what he Saíd! XD
@x-ScaryBerry-x11 ай бұрын
@@pavelvalach5546Can we have a translation?
@Hyperb200211 ай бұрын
@@pavelvalach5546 What did he say?
@ittoimpact6911 ай бұрын
@@pavelvalach5546can you translate?
@noahblair302011 ай бұрын
Sub-Zero: *this “Kano” fellow told me that you knew where that Kabal bastard is!* Kenshi: stay out of FBI business, Bi-Han! *CLASH* Kano: don’t let that stop ya, mate! Sub-Zero: *trust me, I won’t!* Kenshi: um… Sareena: sweetie, I’m sorry about not telling you about my crush! But I still love you and now I’ll show it! *sareena performs her “inner demon” fatality on sub-zero, repeatedly saying “I love you”* Sub-Zero: … I… LOVE YOU… TOO… Kenshi: … is it weird I’m jealous of you two?
@noahblair302011 ай бұрын
Kitana: so I’ve definitely slept with raiden but… is it true you slept with Kung Lao?~ Nitara: what can I say?~ he learned to like my neck-biting fetish~ *CLASH* Kung Lao: and she’s the only one I like making neck jokes~ Nitara: oh Kung Lao~ Kitana: what is a “fetish”? Shujinko: I’ll explain later.
@VuLinhAssassin11 ай бұрын
The old man learned something 😅
@Outlaw726311 ай бұрын
@@VuLinhAssassinI mean, he knows what p*rn is so...
@HemiG111 ай бұрын
🤣such a pure gold. It MUST be in one of the next episodes
@noahblair302011 ай бұрын
@@HemiG1 Thank you very much!
@ssj4jason73710 ай бұрын
Honestly I kinda ship it
@zyvolt623311 ай бұрын
As someone that speaks spanish I love the idea of the taco scorpion! I hope we see more of him vs tundra during the sequels
@dakamaxdeum849711 ай бұрын
Apoyo la moción \[T]/ (Pd: Imaginate si es que usaban las voces del doblaje latino)
@romeoaifesili593111 ай бұрын
Y’know, besides the scuffle between the two vendors’, Johnny can Stryker getting Tomas drunk and liu kang throwing up on furniture, I’d say this party was a success. Hey at least no one died. Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone!
@noahblair302011 ай бұрын
Smoke: it’s alright, Kuai Liang, we’re alone now… Scorpion: I pray to the elder gods bi-han doesn’t find out I’m cheating on his regular milk with the low-fat kind… *CLASH* Sonya: oooh!~ family drama!~ Scorpion: quiet, sonya! Sareena: um… can I get some too? Smoke: welcome to the rebellion…
@gorkemylmaz530211 ай бұрын
8:15 Kurtis: Hahahaha, I love this so much. Tomas: *still yells In Czech* Me: He is still yells in Czech Hahahaha.
@noahblair302011 ай бұрын
Reptile: so what exactly is this “mukbang” you speak of? Kung Lao: dude, you eat a ton of food and people seem to LOVE watching it! *CLASH* Goro: is that why you’re so fa- Kung Lao: SHUT UP, GORO! Cyrax: according to my statistics- Reptile: you mean like this?! *reptile performs his “indigestion” fatality on Kung Lao* Cyrax: you have gained one subscriber! Reptile: YAY!
@noahblair302011 ай бұрын
Havik: I demand you tell me about this “internet” contraption! Mileena: that’s more of Johnny’s thing but I’ll do what I can! *CLASH* Cyrax: welcome to the internet. Take a look around. Mileena: anything that brain of yours can think of can be found! Havik: what is an “internet”? Shujinko: what is an “internet”? Havik: that’s what I’m asking! Shujinko: that’s what I’m- Havik: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
@infinityalbi98409 ай бұрын
Rush Hour 3 reference at the end?
@NP3GA11 ай бұрын
I can't believe you involved Bi Juan, awesome.
@LibraryofFett11 ай бұрын
5:51 u know your fucked when even tremor doesn’t make a rock joke 😂 (atleast not a good one for once)
@granddiety14yt6211 ай бұрын
For once a party didn't end in a bloodbath. Good job shutting it down quickly Sindel. Definitely letting you plan the next party. Hopefully Jerrod (Ermac) will be back by then
@RandumbDoomer10 ай бұрын
I got another one for you, since you've done a few Super Mario Bros. Wonder skits already: Raiden: "You seem to be having a lot of trouble with the Special World. You should use one of those Badges." Kung Lao: "No, I refuse to use them unless it's required!" (Clash, Raiden knocks back Kung Lao) Kung Lao's Kameo, Tremor: "Just use one, they rock." Kung Lao: "No! Where's the satisfaction in that?" Raiden's Kameo, any: "He does have a point." Raiden: "Agreed; but I just want him to win."
@badabeep306011 ай бұрын
Smoke speaking Czech was a long time coming haha
@nekkedsnekked11 ай бұрын
I'm so happy I finally got to hear Smoke speak Czech
@abearwhogotinsane237211 ай бұрын
9:41 the end got me
@palmtheredknight11 ай бұрын
😂
@palmtheredknight11 ай бұрын
😂
@palmtheredknight11 ай бұрын
😂
@palmtheredknight11 ай бұрын
😂
@Mariomaster15711 ай бұрын
😂
@noahblair302011 ай бұрын
Kenshi: so what’s this about me having a son that joins the shirai ryu? Scorpion: wrong timeline, old man. *CLASH* Sub-Zero: *i thought you wished to make him a member of the lin kuei!* Kenshi: wrong Kenshi, old man. Sektor: according to kombat pack reveals, Takeda- Scorpion: I’ve already seen the trailer, Sektor!
@noahblair302011 ай бұрын
Tanya: why do you seek khameleon, Ashrah? Ashrah: … to be honest, I just want a threeway with her and syzoth. *CLASH* Sareena: I didn’t take you for the spicy type~ Ashrah: I prefer when my “food” is “sour”~ Goro: so she’s seriously into- Tanya: GORO, I DO NOT NEED THAT IMAGE IN MY MIND!
@mkdemigodzillawarrior11 ай бұрын
Now that...would be very interesting to see. Actually...come to think about it, would Netherrealm demons have genitals?
@noahblair302011 ай бұрын
@@mkdemigodzillawarrior … this was a question asked by a real human being.
@glenmarkgregorio816711 ай бұрын
Stryker: Yay! Slumber party- Reptile: Get out of here or I will eat you alive!!!!! Stryker: Yikes!!!!!!
@noahblair302011 ай бұрын
Li Mei: I knew you were trouble when you walked in… Shang Tsung: So shame on me now?~ *CLASH* Goro: he flew me to places I’ve never been! Li Mei: until you were lying on the cold hard ground! Cyrax: o-oh! o-oh! Shang Tsung: trouble?~ trouble?~ trouble?~
@noahblair302011 ай бұрын
Reptile: really?! There’s a fusion of us called “Klockodile”?! Geras: he will be the first to be wiped from existence… *CLASH* Kano: “klockodile”? That’s a good name, mate! Geras: I am not here for your compliments, Kano… Stryker: Klockodile? Don’t you mean tick tock Croc- Reptile: not that clock crocodile,Stryker!
@CrazyChris62211 ай бұрын
3 things i've picked up on this 1: Shujinko don't know what google means 2: Sonya just mentioned Cassie Cage 3: Tundra Ice Cream vs Tacos Tostados
@noahblair302011 ай бұрын
Havik: you son of a bitch! You burnt my face! Scorpion: I’m surprised you even felt pain then since you can literally tear your limbs off at will! *CLASH* Darrius: can’t ya, ya know, regenerate it? Havik: IM HAVING AN ARGUMENT HERE! DONT BUTT IT! Jax Briggs: damn, you made him one ugly motherfucker. Scorpion: thank you, I’m proud of my work!
@noahblair302011 ай бұрын
Sub-Zero: *embrace your jealousy, Ashrah! Know the truth of syzoth and khameleon!* Ashrah: n-no! Th-they just went to get mani-pedis together! Th-that’s all! *CLASH* Sonya: I won’t let my second-favorite ship sink! Ashrah: of course not- wait, second-favorite?! Sareena: sweetie, are you gaslighting our guests again? Sub-Zero: NO, WOMAN!
@simonsbricks186211 ай бұрын
We need more of Smoke talking in czech. It's such a honor. (Also, you don't want to know what he said)
@grumpyassedgelord11 ай бұрын
true!!
@dominiqueloustau725211 ай бұрын
I do wanna know, i wanna understand the Joke 😭
@Brollyssweetface11 ай бұрын
What did he say? Please tell us.
@CanadianCatScratcher-ff4sl11 ай бұрын
Oh, please! Tell us 😆
@glenmarkgregorio816711 ай бұрын
Kung Lao: Hey, I am not the one to be blame here. I never get the language settings
@SABlueAngryBlur11 ай бұрын
5:36 Nolan is livid. Lmao
@spongeyspikes0911 ай бұрын
Look on the bright side, Sindel At least you're the first one to host a party that didn't end up with everybody killing each other 😂
@M3rC_7611 ай бұрын
0:12 as Kenshi once said: “he’s got an ego, but he’s good on his word.”
@noahblair302011 ай бұрын
Havik: you have no idea how great Seido would be without law and order! Johnny Cage: no way, man! I love that show! *CLASH* Sektor: in the criminal justice system, the people are represented- Johnny Cage: yeah we’re not letting you read the whole intro. Shujinko: what are “law” and “order”? Havik: I WILL NEVER EXPLAIN THAT TO YOU, OLD MAN!
@mrgodofwar711 ай бұрын
OMG A PARTY THAT WORKED!? GOOD JOB SINDEL! (and Odd)
@AgentJosh2nd11 ай бұрын
7:23 Shao you can't say that word 💀
@spinechiller56711 ай бұрын
You stopping him?
@gorkemylmaz530210 ай бұрын
He tried to
@gorkemylmaz530210 ай бұрын
If you do there will be consequences 👿
@rmlb_340_ph10 ай бұрын
"I don't fear you ni-"
@IkeFanBoy649 ай бұрын
The twist is that he was just gonna call him a nincompoop
@Abaj_11 ай бұрын
Well Can't wait for the inevitable Kung Lao bullying
@EvilRiceGuy11 ай бұрын
3:29 holy crap, that was my reccomendation, that’s so cool!
@sofiisdefnothere11 ай бұрын
Kenshi: "liu kang just vomitted all over your royal sofa.." "WHÆĀÁĄAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
@adamdimitri256211 ай бұрын
Halloween Special:Liu Kang doesn't interfere,so all what happens is just a small fight against party crushers then the party resumes like normal Christmas Special:Liu Kang takes matters into his own hands,so it becomes a complete meas Valentine Special:Liu Kang gives Sindel the Mantel,so the Tyrants break in and cause havok,that or a bloodbath between couples like the first part in the Christmas special
@georgespace139310 ай бұрын
Dude Peacemaker is officially here so you all know what this means Johnny Stryker and Peacemaker’s cool party
@noahblair302011 ай бұрын
Sindel: GIVE ME BACK MY HUSBAND, SORCERER! Quan Chi: hmm~ call me back in the spring, empress~ *CLASH* Khameleon: first you make yourself a DLC, and now Ermac?! Quan Chi: when this year is over, I’ll be swimming in koins~ Cyrax: the release date for Ermac is- ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! Sindel: I knew I should’ve chosen Sektor for my kameo!
@lilikbelly38042 ай бұрын
2:48 Shang Tsung: V-bucks and Discord Nitro!!!
@GabrielCarnevaliRamirez11 ай бұрын
sindel: i wouldnt forgive what you did liu kang: ugh dont remind me that CLASH motaro: you just vomit in the royal sofa sindel: you know how expensive are these?! kung lao: no way you just do that! liu kang: I WAS DRUNK OKAY!
@EvilRiceGuy11 ай бұрын
0:32 Shit! Shujinko has snapped!
@eddsworldgaming969611 ай бұрын
3:08 Kuai Liang discusses with Johnny Cage about Tomas 8:06 Tomas is drunk and speaks Czech 8:44 British Liu Kang meets Pink Nitara 9:02 Pedro Hasashi vs. Tundra
@bcgazero64729 ай бұрын
I think mexican restaurant owner scorpion is hanzo
@KenshiImmortalWolf11 ай бұрын
Omg the ending nearly killed me as i was chewing on my dinner when she fucking screamed.
@antoninoincontrera801411 ай бұрын
Taco Tostados Hanzo: Bi-Juan!? Bi-Juan: por supuesto hanzo (of course Hanzo) *clash* Tacos Tostados Sareena: ¿Cómo te atreves a venir aquí? ¡TRAIDOR! (how you dare come here? TRAITOR!) Tacos Tostados Hanzo: ¡COMPARTIMOS SANGRE PERO NO SOMOS HERMANOS! (we share blood but we're not brothers!) Bi-Juan: ¡Sabias palabras, hermanito! (Wise words, little brother!) Chameleon: disculpame pero yo- (excuse me but I-) Bi-Juan and Tacos Tostados Hanzo: ¡CALLATE, CAPA DE HUEVOS! (SHUT IT, EGGS LAYER!) (I donnot think google translate did a fantastic jiv but we'll see)
@eddienunez352511 ай бұрын
"We share blood but we're not brothers!" Bro that's hella deep.
@antoninoincontrera801411 ай бұрын
@@eddienunez3525 it was the best mk11 line that I ever listened to
@noahblair302011 ай бұрын
Baraka: Kuai Liang, is it me… or did we sound similar long ago?… Scorpion: I’ve never had tarkat if that is what you’re asking… *CLASH* Sub-Zero: *strange, I sound like him too* Scorpion: what is going on?! Sektor: Steven Jay Blum is an American voice actor. Known for his distinctively deep voice- Baraka: WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SOME RANDOM VOICE ACTOR?!
@simocz640911 ай бұрын
Understanding everything that Tomas said made me so happy 🗣🇨🇿
@ifieverweretoloseyou48259 ай бұрын
CAN YOU TRANSLATE WHAT HE SAID PLS
@simocz64099 ай бұрын
8:06 I could roughly translate it to: 1. "I'm not going anywhere you fucking cunt, why don't you suck a dick while I fuck-" 2.(while Stryker is talking): "Shut the fuck up you retarded cunt, I'll let you know I was fucking Frost right in the ass". 3.(while Sareena and Scorpion are talking): "And it was an amazing feeling, I never fucked this good" 😭😭😭
@simocz64098 ай бұрын
8:06 I could roughly translate it to: 1. "I'm not going anywhere you fucking cunt, why don't you suck a dick while I fuck-" 2.(while Stryker is talking) "Shut the fuck up you retarded cunt, I'll let you know I was fucking Frost right in the ass" 3.(Sareena and Scorpion talking) "And it was an amazing feeling, I never fucked this good" 😭😭😭😭
@simocz64098 ай бұрын
8:06 I could roughly translate it to 1. "I'm not going anywhere you f*cking c*nt, why don't you suck a d*ck while I f*ck- 2.(while Stryker is talking) "Shut the f*ck up you r*tarded c*nt, I'll let you know I was f*cking Frost right in the a.ss" 3.(Sareena and Scorpion talking) "and it was an amazing feeling, I never f*cked this good" (Pardon the "*" I was trying to reply earlier and it didn't let me say it graphically for some reason)
@simocz64098 ай бұрын
@@ifieverweretoloseyou4825 1. "I'm not going anywhere you fucking cunt, why don't you suck a dick while I fuck-". 2. (while Stryker is talking) "shut the fuck up you retarded cunt, I'll let you know that I fucked Frost right in the ass". 3. (While Sareena and Scorpion are talking) "And it was an amazing feeling, I never fucked this good"
@androkr11 ай бұрын
0:29 *Shujinko:What is a "Nicki?"*
@jamesbutlerx6411 ай бұрын
I'll explain later.
@androkr11 ай бұрын
@@jamesbutlerx64 Explain Now Damnit!!!
@jamesbutlerx6411 ай бұрын
Why don't you just Google it?
@androkr11 ай бұрын
@@jamesbutlerx64WTF IS A GOOGLE??
@jamesbutlerx6411 ай бұрын
Oh my God, do you know anything?
@Silver_Shot48511 ай бұрын
8:10 HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA
@palmtheredknight11 ай бұрын
😂😂
@gorkemylmaz530210 ай бұрын
8:10 HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA
@e46racer028 ай бұрын
Translation please!
@gorkemylmaz53026 ай бұрын
Yeah translation please!
@GunNutproductionsOG11 ай бұрын
7:18 and the only reason he’s not here right now is cause NR has got a clog in it’s content drip feed named Peacemaker (yet he’s in the story so what the crap?!)
@spinechiller56711 ай бұрын
It's live service that's why
@cedy41311 ай бұрын
6:19 YES! You tell 'im, Rai-dude! OOOH!
@fighter_of_good221511 ай бұрын
loool
@noahblair302011 ай бұрын
Johnny Cage: well well! You finally want an autograph, huh?~ Omni-Man: I’m only here because tremor won’t get off my back unless I get this autograph for him. *CLASH* Tremor: this is the greatest day of my life! Omni-Man: SHUT THE FUCK UP, TREMOR! Sonya: seriously? He likes Johnny’s shitty flicks? Johnny Cage: hey! My films only come in “awesome” or “boom”! For example! *johnny cage performs his “krash and burn” fatality on Omni-man* Sonya: eh, I’ve seen better. Johnny Cage: shut it!
@Filipe-c1xАй бұрын
Oh my god Drunk Liu Kang is something
@alexejmaximoff129511 ай бұрын
I'm czech and I can confirm that Smoke's yelling is accurate. Accent too.
@spider-turtle48111 ай бұрын
He turned into a sports commentator
@alexejmaximoff129511 ай бұрын
@@spider-turtle481 sports commentator?
@spider-turtle48111 ай бұрын
@@alexejmaximoff1295 I'm just saying he was speaking very fast
@alexejmaximoff129511 ай бұрын
@@spider-turtle481 yeah, ok. What is funny is that he's talking about something that has nothing to do with what the others are saying.
@daianspahava82798 ай бұрын
@@alexejmaximoff1295what did he even say?
@ullyaboo11 ай бұрын
This was a great birthday gift video for me . Thank you so much Oddgaint! ❤
@kevinbernardini129311 ай бұрын
1:14 it looked like Geras was two step away from violently murder Kurtis
@aSegameR11 ай бұрын
Oh shit a callback to Erron dating a blood mage I see what you did there hmm.... and JOHNNY IS DA HOMIE! LMAOOOO that ending 😂
@noahblair302011 ай бұрын
Shang Tsung: your plan to turn characters into DLCs is ingenious, Quan Chi! Quan Chi: indeed! And to stop anyone from stopping me, I turned MYSELF into a DLC! *CLASH* Sektor: Shang Tsung, your pre-order transformation is now complete. Shang Tsung: excellent! Now not everyone can stop me either! Khameleon: you won’t get away with this! Quan Chi: we already have~
@noahblair302011 ай бұрын
Kenshi: why is Johnny cage saying you killed my son?! Kitana: um… no reason? *CLASH* Cyrax: do not worry. You can purchase him in the kombat pack. Kenshi: WRONG TAKEDA! Scorpion: wait, I’m takeda now?! Kitana: not now, scorpion!
@segasonicskits11 ай бұрын
7:04 Is So Relatable 😭
@Rose_Petals1210 ай бұрын
Holy shit, this is the first holiday party where the kast isn't killing each other. This makes me wonder how things will go during the potential Easter special
@noahblair302011 ай бұрын
Sindel: why do you keep talking to Mileena and Tanya about bearing raiden’s child?! Kitana: mother, for Argus’ sakes, we used condoms! *CLASH* Sektor: if used incorrectly, there is an 18% chance of pregnancy- Sindel: WAIT WHAT?! Kitana: I’m starting to think letting mother make Sektor a royal advisor was a bad idea… Cyrax: agreed.
@Adamo-vs1xx11 ай бұрын
0:49 once more, Smoke fatality'ed Frost lmao
@frostwolf89948 ай бұрын
Reiko saying fuck it and joining the Bachelor Brotherhood was amazing.
@noahblair302011 ай бұрын
Sindel: Bi-Han, that robot advisor you gave me seems to be gaining the ability to lie! Sub-Zero: *he’s always had that ability! You’re just using him improperly!* *CLASH* Sektor: my plan to sabotage- I mean advise the queen is working. Sindel: I can’t tell if that was a lie or not! Cyrax: I still believe you should have sent me in. Sub-Zero: *SILENCE, CYRAX!*
@nicholassubryan362811 ай бұрын
No one going to talk about Sindel's scream at the end?
@cybershoutmon97419 ай бұрын
I feel that nolan would let the pink outfit slide if it was breast cancer awareness month. Just this once.
@Sorvaee11 ай бұрын
damn noahblair3020 out here making his own season of these 😭
@noahblair302011 ай бұрын
… do you like them?
@Sorvaee11 ай бұрын
@@noahblair3020 bro responded ..
@noahblair302011 ай бұрын
@@Sorvaee Yes I did!
@Raine74911 ай бұрын
@@noahblair3020can I give you an idea and you have to come up with an intro?
@noahblair302011 ай бұрын
@@Raine749 Of course!
@crashbandicootnerd432111 ай бұрын
This is one of your best ones for sure, and I dont even celebrate valentine's day. Was laughing my ass off the whole time.