Sub-Zero: But Jaaade, Lin Kuei is cool Jade: Don’t wanna Scarlet: Can i- Everyone: N O
@Fugeta205 жыл бұрын
LMFAO! 😂😂🤣
@Fugeta205 жыл бұрын
Omg I'm surprise you dont have more likes or they make a abridged of this.
@ceedaywanabe91045 жыл бұрын
Sub-Zero:but we have cookies 🍪
@funkeymonkey03_5 жыл бұрын
Scarlet is cute tho ):
@djfaded4205 жыл бұрын
If scarlet join the Lin kuei. That would be op
@yung_sirloin5 жыл бұрын
"Tarkatans do not submit, Geras" "It is their entire history" *surprised pikachu*
@dark_mask20265 жыл бұрын
perfect choice of words/meme lol
@yung_sirloin5 жыл бұрын
@Harkon Takala rather be a normie than have that haircut
@commanderzavala93285 жыл бұрын
@Harkon Takala U calling US normies with THAT upload of yours?
@jcdentongaming13045 жыл бұрын
@Harkon Takala pikachu meme is in dank category look it up
@aswd905 жыл бұрын
Savage Geras
@geminirebirth5 жыл бұрын
Jade: By the gods, no. Kitana: By the gods, ewww, no. Raiden: I must consult with the Elder Gods.
@DrewCold5 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooo I'm crying laughing!!
@BloopTheNoop5 жыл бұрын
Gemini ok that was funny
@focalpoint._4 жыл бұрын
That wasn’t a no
@markrios77484 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh so hard like you don't even fucking know 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@TourGuide624 жыл бұрын
Cetrion: "By the me, no."
@masterstepz98005 жыл бұрын
Johnny leaves his opponents 2 choices: Sleep with him or Join his movie/TV show.
@f3rald0g5 жыл бұрын
I choose either kill myself right then and there or kill him
@f3rald0g5 жыл бұрын
@Deserve Not Desire true....okay option two then
@tristanrodriguez30984 жыл бұрын
Deserve Not Desire to be fair you’d have to put up with young Johnny
@legoworld2464 жыл бұрын
If female and not D'vorah : Sleep with him If male : Join his movie
@ReleaseTheBogus5274 жыл бұрын
Option 2
@natalironaldo4 жыл бұрын
"My green magic, your green outfit...?" "By the gods, no" Jade's voice is so perfect in that.
@MJmayed4 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@arcfurrie48564 жыл бұрын
She chuckles before saying that
@raulmirut65193 жыл бұрын
0:40
@HisRoyalMajestyKingofWeedshire3 жыл бұрын
Reptile: “What about my green scales?”
@sonicfanglichiy44332 жыл бұрын
Johnny: your lost sweetheart
@iTracti0n5 жыл бұрын
Baraka: "Tarkatans do not submit, Geras." Geras: *I'm about to end this man's whole career*
@mikejackson45745 жыл бұрын
What makes you think I won't air out this whole Tarkatan camp.
@thefanaticfikrul19775 жыл бұрын
Baraka: I will cut you down geras Geras: i've been drowing and eaten by a leviathan,exploded in to pieces,and was decapitated Baraka: *surprised pikachu face*
@thefoundingfatherofmemes25274 жыл бұрын
@@thefanaticfikrul1977 H O W Y O U S U R V I V E M Y O M E G A B E A M S
@deinodeino60894 жыл бұрын
*Proceeds to spam Quick Sand 10000 times*
@rhunter42dragon2 жыл бұрын
Geras does have a point.
@alanlumi3105 жыл бұрын
"It is their entire history" Actually too far, holy shit Baraka's feelings were probably hurt by that.
@elizabethmontanez34245 жыл бұрын
As I read this I thought that D'vorah is the only girl interested in Cage
@Madnesspoprocks085 жыл бұрын
Elizabeth Montanez even his own wife hates him.
@monkeybaron64125 жыл бұрын
@@Madnesspoprocks08 Ex-wife or pre-wife
@logandelaharpe63625 жыл бұрын
Tactical nuke inbound
@nondayz5935 жыл бұрын
Madnesspoprocks08 those conversations are based on younger Sonya and Jonny Cage, they love each other to hell in the story mod.
Everyone: Cetrion: would you like to learn more about our Lord and Savior Kronika?
@WolfLightning7775 жыл бұрын
by the go...... oh right she is a God lmao
@TingusPingus0._.05 жыл бұрын
Virtue virtue
@bromodragone84055 жыл бұрын
Kadaver: Bug off
@hankjwimbleton40104 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Not even a single soul in Shang Tsung’s well of souls: Cetrion: *vIrTuE* Also Cetrion: *MoThEr’S wIlL* Kronika: *nEw ErA!* But most importantly, D’Vorah: *tHiS oNe!*
@sebastianb.39784 жыл бұрын
The Crystal me: *cringes eternally*
@keyshawnpeters49185 жыл бұрын
"You will join my concubines" Best pickup line ever
@Dr.M.VincentCurley5 жыл бұрын
Well.. okay, if you think so, just released from the hospital (again), so I'll keep trying it
@etherealoutlaw37405 жыл бұрын
"She *ALWAYS* pleased me" Best Icebreaker when speaking to your exes son or daughter.
@kankan10835 жыл бұрын
What’s concubines
@izzygolden43195 жыл бұрын
Drewskiii DaDon really?or are you making that up?
@kankan10835 жыл бұрын
Drewskiii DaDon ok
@Sunbreaker75 жыл бұрын
"There's just something about the color red" "It drives a man like you wild?" "It makes you an easy target" Gold.
@@WETTO301 red is easier to see to the human eye while violet is harder
@carlosvelasquez3314 жыл бұрын
THE BRITISH ARE COMMING! 🔴
@roninfredo68445 жыл бұрын
"Realm before gender". I love Kitana
@kitb95045 жыл бұрын
Kitana's not a feminist, what daya know....
@kitb95045 жыл бұрын
@@gabriel_icxcnk What I like is that even a fictional character like Kitana should be a wake up call for SJWs. She's a great example of realm before gender.
@kitb95045 жыл бұрын
Gabriel Cannizzo snowflakes, I thought what bi-Han said was funny
@Retroist20245 жыл бұрын
@@kitb9504 SJW are not royalties. Kitana, as you know, IS a princess, or a crown princess.
@I-own-your-feelings5 жыл бұрын
Right, I was pleasantly surprised by Kitana's comment
@ziline41835 жыл бұрын
2:30 "But you'd be co-starring with yours truly!" "Exactly" *OOF*
@brandonvillanueva15455 жыл бұрын
The one that made me genuinely laugh Lmao
@f3rald0g5 жыл бұрын
My reaction to johnny right there
@JJ-qy3pq5 жыл бұрын
One of Scorpion's most brutal moments to date.
@johnnythed11754 жыл бұрын
Is he suggesting gay porn
@ciacorporation22884 жыл бұрын
.
@GarlicPudding5 жыл бұрын
5:34 Cetrion: "Mortals have no wisdom for gods." Jade: "Since when is ignorance a virtue?" *BURRRRRN!*
@Heavente5 жыл бұрын
If Cetrion is right, then she isnt ignorant. ;)
@bandana.70775 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOO HAHHAALGKGJGKRFF;DSLFALD;SADLAS;
@nwoudochiobinna36734 жыл бұрын
@Abserd O not to the elder God's that see an know all
@abohsukampret4 жыл бұрын
Johnny Cage: **flexes** Edenian girls: "By the gods, no."
@animefangrl09023 жыл бұрын
Also when Kung Lao flexes, both Jade and Kitana reject him outright
@Justin.2443 жыл бұрын
Poop on the face
@samschmit71813 жыл бұрын
Johnny Cage: Your loss, sweetheart.
@seanlebron15 жыл бұрын
Frost: You should've been grandmaster. Noob: I would not allow female Lin Kuei *OOOOOF*
@xtyredx11135 жыл бұрын
big oof
@deafsquid69785 жыл бұрын
Hip hoppity wamen are property
@ReiTheRabbit5 жыл бұрын
and I oop-
@giochefd82925 жыл бұрын
Squidward Over9000 true
@axisboise5 жыл бұрын
Sean hahaha she got rejected fast
@richwalk39545 жыл бұрын
I like the detail with Frost's eyes when she says to Bi-Han "You're worse than Kuai Liang!" Just by her eyes alone, you can tell that she looks so crushed by Bi-Han's words.
@SnowyWolborg5 жыл бұрын
You can tell that she's tired of being rejected and treated like she's less than. Which is really no one's fault but her own considering that she has an unwarranted and massive ego.
@commanderzavala93285 жыл бұрын
Frost is like that one emo bitch who is mean to everyone then wonders why they don't have any friends.
@charleswashington39735 жыл бұрын
SnowyWolborg >gets told by someone she previously looked up to that they wouldn’t accept her because she’s female You: lol her fault for her ego lmfao
@SnowyWolborg5 жыл бұрын
@@charleswashington3973 Frost clearly didn't know Bi-Han well, or else she would have never even said he should have been Grandmaster instead of his brother. If she knew anything about his personality, she would have already been aware of his sexism since he so readily mentioned he would never allow a female warrior in his clan. Frost demands respect, but she doesn't give it. She wasn't even showing manners to Bi-Han, just trying to throw shade at Kuai Liang.
@killertruth1865 жыл бұрын
@@SnowyWolborg If only Frost would completely change from Bi-Han's words.
@blastazoidgaming91445 жыл бұрын
Scorpion: *Innocents won’t suffer to ease my pain.* And just like that, after several years Scorpion finally makes the transition from Chaotic Neutral to Lawful Good.
@dubbzy925 жыл бұрын
Figured he'd be neutral good
@RazuX55 жыл бұрын
Joey Weems he’s actually a pure hero now because he made a vow to protect Earthrealm.
@dubbzy925 жыл бұрын
@@RazuX5 not if you look at his mk11 ending. He's more of a vigilante
@RazuX55 жыл бұрын
Joey Weems dude ladder endings are non canon and vigilantes are not villains, learn the difference.
@dubbzy925 жыл бұрын
@@RazuX5 nowhere did i say he's a villain, but i don't believe he's full hero either
@gaspartiznado80235 жыл бұрын
"Women warriors should stick together." "Realm before gender, Jaqueline Briggs." *mic drop*
@yarpen264 жыл бұрын
Most sophisticated way to say "Bros before hoes" I suppose.
@narima40224 жыл бұрын
She's no feminist
@ARedMagicMarker4 жыл бұрын
@@yarpen26 Ah, ah, ah.... no gender bias before the realm....remember? xD
@edwardrichtofen91123 жыл бұрын
@@yarpen26 ah yes the old god of war ascension trophy before it was changed to bros before foes
@vincentiusjordan44743 жыл бұрын
@@yarpen26 nah. Technically if you yearn for realm rather than unity, its called hoes before bros.
@demarii_69905 жыл бұрын
7:44 This just goes to show as much as Noob hates Kuai Liang he still cares for him, shown when he dodges Geras’s demand
@SkeloDevil6015 жыл бұрын
Or maybe he wants to kill Kuai Liang himself.
@herosdiaz87575 жыл бұрын
Johnny cage: *says anything* Kitana, Jade, Sonya, Special forces, Outworld, earthrealm, Orderrealm, Chaosrealm, Netherrealm, Raiden, and everyone else: By the gods, no. Edit: I'm surprised I got many likes. Thanks guys. Edit 2: How Tf did I get this many likes? 😂
@biggoose60215 жыл бұрын
And then he kicks their ass
@MrNinjafreak5 жыл бұрын
Even Johnny says no to Johnny 😓
@dojogamingteam29255 жыл бұрын
Angus Pihama real funny
@pcachu5 жыл бұрын
Cassie: Ew! Johnny: --wait, *NOT WHAT I MEANT*
@mystic26895 жыл бұрын
Except DVorah lmao
@dave90205 жыл бұрын
"Realm before gender, Jacqueline Briggs." Damn this woman talking some sense
@04asvp665 жыл бұрын
3:02 Smooth change of facial expressions 👏👏
@cacheebache5 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@philiproe16615 жыл бұрын
For real I do like how NetherRealm stepped up their game with the faces starting with Injustice 2.
@Flinstone_Edible5 жыл бұрын
Just imagine how mk12 is going to look like
@mattj41125 жыл бұрын
Everyone in 2015: “NRS can never get facial animation right” NRS: “hold my Jinsei chi”
@pandogstudios15125 жыл бұрын
You just know Injustice 3 and MK12 will look amazing
@MrEasyNah4 жыл бұрын
Baraka: "Tarkata demands respect, Shao Khan!!" A Pimp named Shao Khan: "You'll get the back of my hand!"
@Aaron-cr9mx4 жыл бұрын
Shao Kahn: I like females with fire Scorpion: *horrified noises*
@HisRoyalMajestyKingofWeedshire3 жыл бұрын
Realizes that he’s a guy: *Kalm*
@alexmason16043 жыл бұрын
@@HisRoyalMajestyKingofWeedshire Shao Kahn: a hole is a hole after all. Scorpion: *panik*
@speaar3 жыл бұрын
@@alexmason1604 “if there’s a hole, you can score a goal”
@TitanJonkler Жыл бұрын
IS THAT DICK GOOD!?
5 жыл бұрын
It’s a video game, they aren’t real, and I still feel anger for Kung Lao getting rejected...
@axisboise5 жыл бұрын
KeoneArt he deserves it 😂😂
@myduckisonqauck72275 жыл бұрын
@@axisboise how
@SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario5 жыл бұрын
@@axisboise prove it
@andrebaxter40235 жыл бұрын
Why the anger? No one has to give him their time. He just needs to step his game up.
@LGSN965 жыл бұрын
I mean, She's already got a boo. Kung Lao was acting like a fuckboi
@vsamvgames95195 жыл бұрын
I like how at 8:42 Kitana says By the gods no mirroring Jade when she says it
@giovannigio37645 жыл бұрын
True or was Jade mirroring Kitana? 😂
@GimmickMemes5 жыл бұрын
@giovanni gio Jade said by the gods better anyways :P
@giovannigio37645 жыл бұрын
@@GimmickMemes Jade is more brave to do amazing things but Kitana is still high born.
@MoldMonkey935 жыл бұрын
Her lips are really thick, so, she makes a funny face when she says it. It's actually kind of cute when sh- "WAZAT?" Nothing Liu, it was nothing!
@Avalon2475 жыл бұрын
Jade says it in a kind rejection and Kitana says it out of fear
@bananalord78935 жыл бұрын
Even scorpion is asking where is takeda
@ghostassassin11075 жыл бұрын
Speaking of which, where is the guy or Kenshi for that matter.
@infamousking10135 жыл бұрын
Ghost Assassin um watch the Krypt
@ghostassassin11075 жыл бұрын
@@infamousking1013 I know his corpse is in there but that's not canon so far as I know.
@MegaBusterDude5 жыл бұрын
In a Jax and Scorpion intro They hint Jacque and Takeda getting married
@TimedRevolver5 жыл бұрын
@@ghostassassin1107 Kenshi and Takeda are hunting down the Red Dragon gang, who killed Takeda's mother.
@dr.zionsson4 жыл бұрын
4:13 "segregation can only lead to conflict" I felt that with everything going on rn
@shanevoiz25565 жыл бұрын
I don’t think many people realise when Johnny is “flirting” he’s mostly fooling around..It’s obvious he only likes sonya
@llSuperSnivyll4 жыл бұрын
This is most likely young Johnny.
@JethammerTakeoff4 жыл бұрын
Cristian Martinez yes
@fightingmedialounge5193 жыл бұрын
Not exactl. Young Johnny was a womanizer.
@rhunter42dragon2 жыл бұрын
Old Johnny only has eyes for Sonya. Young Johnny would bang anyone hot.
@purpleshirtfish5 жыл бұрын
Jade: *exists* Male MK Kharacters: I'm about to end my whole career.
@Dontedreadedup4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@Dakingalbert24 жыл бұрын
I was shocked af even when I seen liu kang even tried to get at that lmao they flirt in one of they Intro just like kung Lao hits on kitana twice in his intros lol
@EliteF224 жыл бұрын
Can you blame them. Her updated design is 🔥🔥🔥.
@彼の目を盗む5 жыл бұрын
1:42 this is my favorite interaction just because how Cassie says “I knew you’d say some shit like that”
@TwinklesTheChinchilla5 жыл бұрын
"Do not let loyalty stunt your growth." Well then, I guess he has no room to criticize Frost anymore.
@kennethbryant58195 жыл бұрын
No, but he can still beat her ass when she comes at him.
@ВладимирЯковлев-з5у5 жыл бұрын
"loyalty" was only one of many problems with Frost
@notserious64585 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure her arrogance was Frosts biggest issue not her loyalty
@TwinklesTheChinchilla5 жыл бұрын
@@notserious6458 There's a dialogue in there somewhere where it's stated that Frost was dismissed from the Lin Kuei for questioning Sub-Zero's authority, which would imply loyalty/insubordination as the reason for her dismissal. It's pretty well established that she was arrogant, reckless, and bloodthirsty long before she joined the Lin Kuei.
@TimedRevolver5 жыл бұрын
@@TwinklesTheChinchilla She also kept trying to take over as Grandmaster.
@aguywithalotofopinions4125 жыл бұрын
5:27 Wow, Johnny actually sounds kinda hurt here
@Hoponthedresserrr4 жыл бұрын
*he was crying*
@cupcakekiller75455 жыл бұрын
"You'll get the back of my hand!" Is that Shao Kahn's way of saying he's going to slap the hell out of him?😂😂😂😂😂
@tomirek8055 жыл бұрын
Oh you know it!
@bloodydove57185 жыл бұрын
specifically the pimp hand
@shaokahn53054 жыл бұрын
You know it hah hah
@cromestone16842 жыл бұрын
Ohh I'm gonna beat you so hard you'll have a twitch!
@Cristian_that_artist5 жыл бұрын
5:14 holy shit man Shao kahn is a savage.
@d6ippy905 жыл бұрын
Kicked in the nuts he ain’t savage, he’s just a pimp
@Cristian_that_artist5 жыл бұрын
@@d6ippy90 that too.
@flexflame24413 жыл бұрын
ON GANGG
@thelegandarythunder33853 жыл бұрын
Well he IS a EVIL SOB
@iClone3165 жыл бұрын
"By the gods, no." Damn that's a savage rejection
@missxmettastars57405 жыл бұрын
She just dont like him XD
@yadig.5 жыл бұрын
"Can I ask for a favor?" "You may battle for one." "...Knew you'd say some shit like that." 1:42
@HisRoyalMajestyKingofWeedshire3 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Sub-Zero: *K o M b A t*
@_._---. Жыл бұрын
@@HisRoyalMajestyKingofWeedshirewe need to get Kuai Liang treatment for his kombat addiction.
@OneDrewThree3 жыл бұрын
5:15 Shao Kahn saying "You'll get the back of my hand" still cracks me up to this day 😂😂😂
@HallowedKeeper_2 жыл бұрын
It was actually kind of nice to see Baraka stand up to Shao kahn
@stephano12055 жыл бұрын
Kronika has one hell of an ego just by listening to geras intros
@jimmyoakmeister5 жыл бұрын
To be fair, she'd controls time itself
@rekkasketch46595 жыл бұрын
Higher than an Elder God
@freeziboi32495 жыл бұрын
I think you're allowed to have that kind of ego when you literally control time.
@Rahhelthethird5 жыл бұрын
She probably rewinds time everytime she's about to lose an argument telling her future self "She must win."
@stephano12055 жыл бұрын
Rahhelthethird ha
@enterthekyuubi5 жыл бұрын
"Johnny Cage IS..."The Edenian Candidate" "By the gods, NO." "Co-starring Liu Kang. :-)" "0_0.."
@Kingjustin10195 жыл бұрын
Liu Kang: Don’t use me for whatever you have in mind.
@dbfamily92725 жыл бұрын
@@Kingjustin1019 Johnny: "Kitana's gonna be there"
@JethammerTakeoff4 жыл бұрын
xxMIA METALxx Liu Kang: “0_0..”
@abdallaahmed78184 жыл бұрын
I like this little chain here 😂😂
@zanderblankenship38494 жыл бұрын
I’d probably watch “The Edenian Candidate”.
@godgunner24575 жыл бұрын
Baraka said the guns Kano gave them were defective. *Deep inhale* boi Maybe you should ask him how to use a gun first before assuming they don't work
@Flinstone_Edible5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@mruwu66005 жыл бұрын
When Baraka knew how to use a gun in MK9
@ninjafoxy27315 жыл бұрын
CAN WE HAVE A GUN BARAKA IN MK 12 FOR HIS MOVESET
@TimedRevolver5 жыл бұрын
@@ninjafoxy2731 Tries to fire, it doesn't work/can't figure out how, so he throws it at your face as a projectile.
@catherinelardizabal85575 жыл бұрын
Give him some more to bore
@Razzrazz905 жыл бұрын
Geras: "Submit your tribe to Kronika" Baraka: "Tarkatans do not submit, Geras" *Geras: "I'm aboutta end this man's whole career.."*
@rhunter42dragon2 жыл бұрын
Worst part is he's dropping 100% truth.
@am_infinite5 жыл бұрын
"You'll get the back of my hand" Shao Khan with that thuggery talk lmao
@loganthekrogan21825 жыл бұрын
0:36 Notice the straw is being pulled to Cassie's left when's she says that. Nice unintentional attention to detail.
@loganthekrogan21825 жыл бұрын
From Cassie's POV it's left sir.
@philiproe16615 жыл бұрын
Little moments like that. They add up to make something good.
@cnpanimationstudios32245 жыл бұрын
Wait what I don't get it. What does that mean
@cnpanimationstudios32245 жыл бұрын
Oh wait nvm
@Flinstone_Edible5 жыл бұрын
@XX_Deathwish-_- YT it is lol
@BansheeBooVT5 жыл бұрын
6:07 Listen to how sad Skarlet begs for Jacqui's blood aww.. 😭😭😭
@Bragej985 жыл бұрын
Noticed it as well. :/
@TimedRevolver5 жыл бұрын
She's probably starving. Kitana rules Outworld, so she's likely in exile, and everyone she runs into can at least keep her at bay.
@scrimmybingus40025 жыл бұрын
spare blood, ma'am?
@AntonidasVII5 жыл бұрын
She is addicted to blood magic unlike Kotal and the Osh-teks thats why
@duburakiba4 жыл бұрын
she is not addicted its a curse put on her by shao kahn because he found her hungry she must always be hungry
@Jireninyourrecommendations5 жыл бұрын
Is Johnny Cage and Johnny Bravo similar? Like, they always get rejected by girls 😂😂
@TheMarioMan2475 жыл бұрын
The brothers: Johnny Cage Johnny Bravo Duke Nukem Albert Wesker
@-Ryu5 жыл бұрын
@@TheMarioMan247 and the twice removed adopted cousin, waluigi.
@randomheadshot42915 жыл бұрын
@@-Ryu WAAAH
@mqfii89924 жыл бұрын
At least Cage actually got a girl for some time.
@funkmantim26614 жыл бұрын
Out of all them, Johnny is the only one to get married and have a kid, Bravo never officially held a relationship, Duke was essentially a swinger, and Albert is a abomination....nothing else he is literally a T Virus abomination.
@masonsteele7414 жыл бұрын
1:42 cassie explains this game's dialogue perfectly
@gsimon1235 жыл бұрын
When a girl rejects me: Do not let loyalty stunt your growth...
@Jurassickinggoji5 жыл бұрын
All of them really or kind of hurt plus funny thank you for uploading this
@kelmorian1785 жыл бұрын
6:23 Realm before Gender Kitana, hottest woman around.
@RealKoolKid15 жыл бұрын
kelmorian178 can we also agree that Jacqui is a lame ass character
@MK-vi2cm5 жыл бұрын
@@RealKoolKid1 yes
@Flinstone_Edible5 жыл бұрын
@@RealKoolKid1 she looks beautiful, better than mkx
@jari325 жыл бұрын
So wait, everyone is triggered over politics because of Jax's ending. But, Kitana says Realm over Gender and you guys praise her for it? Can we all agree that politics is nothing to get triggered about in video games. Especially if you are one of those that make fun of other people for being over sensitive
@Jordan-x4m3z5 жыл бұрын
Smd23 for jacqui being so lame u jacqui haters stay having her name in ur mouth 😂😂
@JCBro-yg8vd5 жыл бұрын
Aw, you missed out on Kung Lao rejecting Skarlet.
@Johsther5 жыл бұрын
JCBro2014 Is it the we hardly know each other?
@JCBro-yg8vd5 жыл бұрын
@@Johsther Yes.
@thanosrolled14985 жыл бұрын
Skarlet: *SUCC*
@izzygolden43195 жыл бұрын
and he rejected mileena.....hes a loser
@LadyCoyKoi5 жыл бұрын
Damn. Even Noob wants Jade. XD LOL He'll change that rule about not allowing women into the Lin Kuei for her. LOL
@DualWieldedEggrolls4 жыл бұрын
3:28 The absolute destruction
@flexflame24413 жыл бұрын
She done upped and changed her mind
@poison60842 жыл бұрын
0:59 another destruction
@austingallagher82635 жыл бұрын
3:00 had me dead
@arminosas5 жыл бұрын
*It's mating season my dudes*
@dbfamily92725 жыл бұрын
*y o u w i l l j o i n m y c o n c u b i n e s*
@hazmatclipyt38965 жыл бұрын
1 e w w w w w 2 p i s s o f f
@dbfamily92725 жыл бұрын
@@hazmatclipyt3896 *I l i k e f e m a l e s w i t h f i r e*
@leirhatatlanulbuzivagyokde84685 жыл бұрын
Few months and you can see the "after fight" scene on pornhub.
@blackirontarkus31565 жыл бұрын
Damn my boi Kotal LOYAL AF! The amount of sheer will power it takes to just turn down Skarlet without hesitation is phenomenal.
@augustusfreeman40325 жыл бұрын
A lot of the guys rejected Skarlet though.
@D_McGeezacks5 жыл бұрын
I mean, how hard can it be when he has Jade lol
@1991saulo5 жыл бұрын
how hard can it be knowing that as soon as his back is turned she´s gonna suck him dry.... oh wait a minute.
@blackirontarkus31565 жыл бұрын
@@D_McGeezacks yeah but wouldn't it technically be better to have banged both? It's like refusing a 2 for 1 deal.
@AnasDaif5 жыл бұрын
Didn't he smash dvorah while jade was gone ?
@-et37-5 жыл бұрын
6:48 Idk but that made me laugh
@treyvonmcconnico2995 жыл бұрын
Imagine Baraka pulling up with a 12 gauge
@josuegtr10342 жыл бұрын
I can't help but find it funny seeing Tarkatans holding guns.
@aleksandarvil57184 жыл бұрын
6:20 *"REALM BEFORE GENDER."* _Slow-Clap_
@kingpacman_91185 жыл бұрын
*When your wife takes your shirts for THE LAST TIME😤😬* @7:26
@spookzer164 жыл бұрын
Domestic violence gettin outa hand
@Johsther5 жыл бұрын
5:52 Cetrion got a thicc elder god figure
@Flinstone_Edible5 жыл бұрын
EGILF (Elder God I'd Like to Fuck)
@Flinstone_Edible5 жыл бұрын
@WingedArchon why do i have to pay erron? Does he own her?
@Johsther5 жыл бұрын
AG22 same
@frozone16695 жыл бұрын
@@Flinstone_Edible he's a bounty hunter and that is her bounty.
@Flinstone_Edible5 жыл бұрын
@@frozone1669 Cetrion should be free for anyone.
@tomyc6625 жыл бұрын
Kitana: No use for black dragon Kabal: you’d be surprised *hol up*
@Flinstone_Edible5 жыл бұрын
I don't get it
@vaughnalexander315 жыл бұрын
exactly
@Dayrahl5 жыл бұрын
@@Flinstone_Edible look up black dragon
@CelestialHunter-5 жыл бұрын
*Shows his big black dragon*
@ninvdoonf85425 жыл бұрын
*lenny face*
@erxajg29415 жыл бұрын
4:01 I like the Takeda reference. Maybe foreshadowing a dlc with him?
@TheGameCapsule5 жыл бұрын
Yeah -- his grandmaster Ed Boon knows...
@EvilXero3594 жыл бұрын
Kano: Wanna try Australia's best blood sausage? Skarlet: I'd rather taste your blood Kano. Kano: Would you settle for me sausage.
@brendonhamelin9123 жыл бұрын
"We are done fearing you !!" I so respect Baraka more now for his confrontation in Mortal Kombat
@lechethefarmer98235 жыл бұрын
8:01 Give that Tarkatan some ointment.
@WaffleAdoptMe Жыл бұрын
Powder?
@ad-quinones19255 жыл бұрын
0:40 Jade's laugh is so cute its making my heart crazyy
@keemmaanz19855 жыл бұрын
She's the hottest female kombatant in mk11
@verdellcouncil66165 жыл бұрын
Her and cassie is cute
@ad-quinones19255 жыл бұрын
@@verdellcouncil6616 absolutelyy. Cassie is my main and i love her so muchh and jade's laugh just makes me go crazyy 😂
@legionbeast5 жыл бұрын
Kotal's love for Jade is just too damn good. Also, you should use the intro "Power Play" for Kotal as it has the best closeup for his face during interactions.
@kalebodneal85795 жыл бұрын
"You'll get the back of my hand" best comeback ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@t.va.66115 жыл бұрын
6:08 Skarlett: I hunger for you youth. Briggs: Sorry, already gave blood this week. Skarlett: Just a sip, pleae.
@donttouchthat99245 жыл бұрын
I get big sad every time I hear this one, because she needs blood to live. Excessive amounts of it too
@venomark78834 жыл бұрын
Dude I thought Skarlet was just asking for her period Blood XDDD🤮🤣🤣
@jennifercorbett86404 жыл бұрын
@@donttouchthat9924 That just sounds like a vampire with extra steps.
@funkmantim26614 жыл бұрын
I more just think that she requires magic in general to live, it is just that MK magic is a lot more pricy unless you are a god, but Soul magic is considered the most powerful mortals can obtain, and is what Shoa Khan and Shang Tsun use, which can maintain their lives for what essentially becomes forever as long as there are souls to siphon. It also appears that the more powerful the magic, the greater the costs. Kotal also uses blood magic, but he uses it much less than Skarlet, probably letting him remain independent from it. Ice and Fire are used often and seem to just not be very taxing on the bodies. Shadows/Darkness requires full devotion to it from the looks of it. It is likely that Blood Magic has a hunger effect that really does essentially make Skarlet like a vampire, most likely due to just how much she has used it that she became super dependent on it and will starve without it.
@Vecchio_Rhosod852 жыл бұрын
Skarlet: 🥺Just a sip, please🥺
@c-red46375 жыл бұрын
lol, did Johnny really just tell jax to "help a brother out".
@FeaKgr5 жыл бұрын
Did you know that the actor for Jax in Mortal Kombat Annhilation was an American Gladiator at that time? ;)
@jorgeloredo1005 жыл бұрын
... what's wrong with that?
@etherealoutlaw37405 жыл бұрын
S***, as long as they've been fighting by each other's sides, and fighting each other like two brothers, they're probably closer than blood, so yeah.. I call my best friend's "brothers" or "sisters", too.
@wholethedogsout8805 жыл бұрын
C-Red they’re friends my dude you call your friends brother or sis sometimes it’s not that deep
@tikat22235 жыл бұрын
@@wholethedogsout880 you're acting like he wrote a paragraph about it .... you just made it seem like he said something deep 💀💀
@espion2KX5 жыл бұрын
"Realm before gender" I like that.
@espion2KX5 жыл бұрын
@Notre Aira one can dream 😁
@polyemphis5 жыл бұрын
@Notre Aira let's create a scenario Kung Lao: Shouldn't we guys stick together? Liu Kang: Realm before gender, Kung Lao Feels kind of the same
@gerardovicentemartinezsala40885 жыл бұрын
4:01 Cassie: Overprotective father alert "Realm before gender" Everyone on their feet and a huge applause for this woman! *Bravo Kitana* *BRAVO!*
@symbiote32205 жыл бұрын
Hes actually kenshis son, who just enlisted with the clan... Takedas last thought is hanzo becuase hes looking for his actual fathers killer
@gerardovicentemartinezsala40885 жыл бұрын
@@symbiote3220 1. It's not canon that Kenshi's dead, or either Takeda and him are both dead or alive. Anyway It doesn't matter as the whole timeline was restarted. 2. Takeda will never bond with Kenshi as well as he did with Hanzo, the only little thing that Knehsi has managed is to get a bit closer of him, yet he'll never be Hanzo ... the man who acted as the real FATHER, paternal figure, friend and master to Takeda. 3. Deep down Takeda will never forget Kenshi for being the INDIRECT KILLER of Suchin ... Takeda's mother. 4. Kenshi sucks as a father ... abandoned first Suchin and then Takeda, because his bleeding heart for his hopeless adventure will never allow him to take responsibilities properly. Literally trusted and abandoned his 7-year old son with an ex-demon of the Netherrealm, and then he left him AGAIN in Johnny Cage's responsibility, like if Takeda was Hanzo's or Johnny's responsibility. 5. Kenshi is selfish to the dose, first he didn't care Takeda grew up alone and mistreated (Ninja enviroments work that way), but also didn't care that his mother raised a kid on her own, what'smore ... MANY years later Hanzo finally had a son, a person he would be proud of and wouldn't make him feel the void his dead family did on him, only for the blind prick to steal his so called "best friend's" only actual happiness, he separated Takeda from Hanzo ... only to then endose his son AGAIN, and this time now with Johnny Cage. I know I HATE Kenshi. Hanzo is Takeda's father by a ages rather than blind lamb. "Sharing blood doesn't make us family" -Noob Saibot MK9
@aleksandarvil57182 жыл бұрын
6:20 *
@Run_doggo_run5 жыл бұрын
Scarlet saying just a sip please is the cutest thing i've ever heard in MK
2:24 Wow Shao, that’s the most ironic thing I heard from you
@mrfrost62115 жыл бұрын
"Not after getting my nips bit by gold dragons last time!"
@Jireninyourrecommendations5 жыл бұрын
6:53 I really liked this one
@Borko7815 жыл бұрын
2:59 the best of all haha
@88Somi5 жыл бұрын
And thats why Shao Kahn with his toxic masculinity and "Make Outworld Great Again" was defeated in one on one by Kitana
@etherealoutlaw37405 жыл бұрын
@@88Somi you sound like a living, breathing Hillary Clinton rally. His quote-unquote """toxic masculinity""" was not why he lost to Kitana in quote unquote """one on one combat""", because *FAIR* one on one combat DOESN'T CONSIST OF ATTACKING YOUR OPPONENT IMMEDIATELY AFTER HE JUST HAD A GRUELING FIGHT WITH AN EQUAL OPPONENT. If you wanted feminism to win this day, then maybe she should have fought Kintaro or Motaro first, beat either one of them, and then beat Shao Kahn directly after. Like her non-feminine boyfriend Liu Kang did. Twice. Without an Army, and without Kotal Kahn. All by himself. Twice.
@crownysuccubus15245 жыл бұрын
Buncha triggered Trump sheep in this thread, LOL
@etherealoutlaw37405 жыл бұрын
@@crownysuccubus1524 Cool. Thank you for your unwanted and unneeded two cents. World is a better place now.
@crownysuccubus15245 жыл бұрын
@@etherealoutlaw3740 The hilarious thing is that you think your comment was any different. LMFAO
@theshermantanker70433 жыл бұрын
Honestly I kinda feel bad for Geras, he doesn't seem to be inherently evil, he's just loyal to a bad master. Would be cool if he became one of the good guys
@dankboi_ Жыл бұрын
I believe this is happening in mk 1 lol
@H2ORaccoon Жыл бұрын
This aged very well tbh
@Wattson19 Жыл бұрын
Your wish has been granted
@the_infinexos2 жыл бұрын
"The answer remains no." "But you'd be co-starring with yours truly!" "Exactly." *Ouch*
@Reptile-ie2zg5 жыл бұрын
“Segregation leads only to conflict” Raiden knows history all too well
@twilightgamingtb5 жыл бұрын
6:10 So, you have slept with Takeda.
@Yungwrxith3 жыл бұрын
This comment is totally underrated
@losyle5 жыл бұрын
Damn noob is persistent. He never takes a no for an answer 😂
@Infredred2235 жыл бұрын
Your hot af 😍😍
@ogun49214 жыл бұрын
"Accept my guidance, Frost" "I don't need your training." "That is not what I said."
@jeremyreyna59212 жыл бұрын
Look at Cassie's face when she responds to Shao Kahn😂She gets grossed out and pissed 🤣
@bloodrain64555 жыл бұрын
I love how everyone rejects Johnny's offers to star in movies with him.
@leaderminade47445 жыл бұрын
The only female Johnny rejected is D'vorah lmao
@ainsleyharriot60605 жыл бұрын
Kitana:"I've no use for the Black Dragon" 👀
@Nami-Swwaaan5 жыл бұрын
Lol ikr ?
@dojogamingteam29255 жыл бұрын
What?
@Nami-Swwaaan5 жыл бұрын
@@dojogamingteam2925 she looked like she said i have no use for your (🍆)
@shastealyomeal5 жыл бұрын
@@dojogamingteam2925 liu Asian his thing tiny
@dojogamingteam29255 жыл бұрын
BERNIE SANDERS 2.0 Me no he has the dragon
@tawon19845 жыл бұрын
5:15 Shao Kahn is a Boss......Literally and Figuratively!
@myspot85795 жыл бұрын
Frost: YOU’RE WORSE THAN KUAI LIANG!!! Me: at least he let you join!!!
@agrey8325 жыл бұрын
Jade is a *Savage* and I *LOVE* it!! 🙌🙌🙌🙌
@nj785725 жыл бұрын
Sub Zero and Jade seem to have the greatest respect for each other out of all the exchanges
@M4V3R1CK_13 Жыл бұрын
The fact he honestly seeks Jade becoming part of his clan sums up perfectly well how he sees her as a worthy warrior.
@MIAMIPOLICEFILES4 жыл бұрын
Some characters: *have normal sometimes friendly intros* Also characters: *proceed to beat the absolute shit out of eachother*
@genodile70042 жыл бұрын
"Pay me, boss man" I feel him
@nortonsmind4 жыл бұрын
"Tarkatans demand respect!" Shao Khan: "You will receive the back of my hand." LMAO!