Mortal Kombat 11 : Kano Roasting Kombatants Intro Dialogues

Mortal Kombat 11 : Kano Roasting Kombatants Intro Dialogues
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[@luca7063]

'' Wanna taste Australia's best blood sausage? '' BEST PICK-UP LINE EVER

[@giantswingallday7001]

2nd best pickup line: “Would ya settle for me sausage?” 😂

[@sawa_black]

I WANT A SAUS-

[@victoralexandru4967]

😂😂😂😂

[@Jags4Life]

“Your business is cheating buyers” “Well yeah” He will always be my favorite

[@IvyHilts]

Only honest businessman ever.

[@Mr.Drew70]

“Still mad as a cut snake.” “A lot of my guys got killed because of you.” “But look how it brought us together.” Damn, Kano is such a savage. He does not care how his opponents feel. He gives no f*cks at all.

[@asterixpicasso309]

For me Kano’s one of the characters that actually doesn’t really fear anyone and can actually punish everyone if they try to mess with him. Evil, but pretty fair Black Dragon’s leader, no matter what.

[@tonyatrache9790]

Too bad he's a jobber

[@Zenardo]

A leader of 3.

[@lookdontlook8829]

Zenardo there are other black dragon members that don’t appear in game

[@InvestedGman]

And yet he and his younger self got his ass kicked by younger Sonya, he may have style but he cannot fight for jack.

[@sbtomega5558]

Bruh they need to make him the main villan in one game and let the guy from mortal kombat 2021 play him and just go crazy for a bit and itll be epic

[@emmanuelspears9786]

"Because YOU gave them to TARKATANS!!!" At least we know Shao Kahn is optimistic...

[@JCBro-yg8vd]

Ah, you missed his other interaction with Skarlet "Now your blood's worth bottlin'." "Should I be bothered, or bewitched?" "It's a compliment down under, love."

[@the1theonlyg248]

Remember Mario from “Super Mario Bros.”? 0:13 - This is him now. Feel old yet?

[@astashasta1]

mario isnt a kid hes got a damn mustache

[@Prince.Claveria]

He didn't aged well, lol 😂🤣

[@bluecheese5505]

That is the ugliest Mario I have ever seen.

[@sultanzod6720]

“guessing we’re not quite your bowl of rice.” Kano getting a little racist there.

[@cliffbot638]

I doubt he cares

[@coffeelover0876]

Not really

[@camberserker4934]

He's half Japanese, wouldn't really class that as racist.

[@ariqyafifatalahputraani7]

He gives 0 shit tbh

[@ThreeEyedPea]

​@@camberserker4934I'm pretty sure he's been retconned to being full Australian.

[@ota_omega]

"I could eat a peach for *hours* "

[@jonstarks9102]

don’t forget “well, we ain’t here to fuck spiders”😂😂

[@irvinmorales1409]

He flat out told Jade he'd eat her out lmao.

[@coffeelover0876]

Bowser liked that

[@gamingpanda7516]

God you gotta love a rude 30 year old cybernetic Australian with an attitude.

[@ModernAegis]

Take bigger bites for Christ's sake.

[@ImInLoveWithBulla]

“We ain’t here to fuck spiders” is the most Australian line in history.

[@aayyylmao5207]

Huh I actually didn't know Kano gave Sub Zero that scar.

[@Preussenpenner]

Mk X comics, he attacked him with a Kamidogu and let to Sub Zero to be possessed. The Comics are very good tbh.

[@wolfhurricane897]

@@Preussenpenner kamidogu?

[@X3H3X]

@@wolfhurricane897 it's like a magical dagger that possesses people. Blood Code crap

[@princealharthy6674]

No, in mk shaolin monks, kung Lao slices subzero's face with his hat

[@X3H3X]

@@princealharthy6674 maybe. But that intro is a reference to when Kano slashed him

[@tur1823]

‘We ain’t here to fuck spiders’. Best Aussie saying ever.

[@Zachary-vw7dc]

*”wOUld YoU seTTlE FoR mE SaUsAge”*

[@calvinstarwann8836]

"want to taste Australia Best Blood Sasuages" "I rather taste your Blood Kano" "Would you settle for me Sasauges"

[@juliankanzuki2013]

I would.

[@ThePersonWhoAsked69420]

I would.

[@HeyAdora6969]

Such a badass mustache.

[@Zenardo]

Joker: Gotta joke for you. Kano: And that would be… Joker: Kano vs anybody

[@nonserviam54]

There's no way at all to roast Kano... actually he's "unroastable" lol. Man I love Kano, he's by far my third fav main.

[@tonyatrache9790]

Too bad he's a jobber

[@MoshTMA]

well, he's not a total jobber. he did successfully steal shinnok's amulet for mileena & rain and slowed down the special forces enough for kronika to rewind time (albeit he was killed), and in the original timeline he earned the job as general for shao khan's outworld army by screwing over sheeva. he's got his moments of glory.

[@whichDude]

@@tonyatrache9790 He might be a jobber, but it took 11 games to finally kill him. That's already better then most characters. Now add in that he's a villain that's survived that long, and the man is golden.

[@aweragedealsenjoyer1479]

@@whichDude isnt he died with all the others in Armagedon?

[@Pocket_Kingss]

@@aweragedealsenjoyer1479 theres two timelines in the lore

[@jamelhaynes549]

3:51 how dafq did boon let that be a intro😂

[@X3H3X]

Gotta add a little humour

[@thedredayshow9246]

M-rated games can get away with a lot of dark humor.

[@egodfather8153]

"Would you setle for me sausage?" That killed me

[@HyruleHeroHan]

“Well we ain’t here to **** spiders.”

[@killerdemon5357]

Kano: your mum's gonna shed a few tears Cassie: the general doesn't cry Kano: when she gets your head in a box she will Me: ohhhhhhhhh!

[@Zenardo]

The only reason why Kano is the leader of the black dragon is because originally he was the only member of the black dragon.

[@justinenglishh]

I love the black dragon fight club song

[@poison6084]

2:11 Why Kano is a fucking savage

[@KrOnIc343]

3:55 thats it. The legendary quote

[@josephmartin3564]

3:50 best lines XD

[@tsmacks9]

Kano and that smirk lmao

[@stockimageofaburglarwithag2284]

Well we ain't here to fuck spiders.

[@RegisTraiter]

"Well, we ain't here to fuck spiders."

[@joeyramirez.308]

between the joker or Kano, both are brilliant and sarcastic af

[@user-yb4wp4vf8c]

I never knew they could give kano a mustache. The looks reminds me of someone fimiliar. any suggestions ?

[@ryancrafar3733]

Mario the jumping plumber?

[@user-yb4wp4vf8c]

Ryan Crafar nah... from the thumbnail being also baldy

[@MoshTMA]

Tom Hardy in the movie Bronson

[@banessuperbrutalmetalfunti2561]

My uncle after having a few too many drinks at Thanksgiving dinner.

[@wanfu5634]

Reminds me of Robert Shaw.

[@malchir4036]

Half his thirds could be about his sausage and they would still work. "I require your merchandise Kano." "Would you settle for me sausage? *smile*"

[@kimbernetikiberneti]

Kano pissing on kombatants intro dialogues

[@novi9535]

Fuck spiders.......ah....ok

[@CasualCasimir]

Love kano physique but knowing him he probably did it the easy way and did a bunch of drugs cybernetic enhancements and steroids

[@SHaddad2377]

1:59 sounds an awful lot like Frank Welker doing Soundwave’s unmodded voice

[@dani09432]

I must consult with the Elder gods.

[@vzryt]

"would you settle for me sosig"

[@ScrimZED]

Do you want some Bloddy or Sausage 3:50

[@jeysyfernandez9142]

Man Kano is daddy AF

[@siunmadness5009]

He always was 😍

[@saramoratinotrujillo1187]

YEAH THANK YOU I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

[@AAH240]

Jeysy Fernandez guess you like guys that smells like piss and shit

[@aleksandarvil5718]

*DAYYYUUUUUMN!!!*

[@UjangBoyor]

Ahh, dont be such a cassansra

[@downhillfriday4118]

We aint here to fuck spiders. LOL

[@ElAhrem]

“Would ya settle for me sausage?” - Kano being Kano

[@SneakattackMTG6833]

After watching the new movie this is tame

[@K0rro0nC0ke]

“Would you settle for me sausage?” ☠️☠️☠️🦴🌭🌭🌭🌭

[@natesaibot]

I think Johnny and Kano both just can't be roasted. Baraka as well, surprisingly, since he tends to embrace insults and fears no one.

[@kaismith7958]

Kano meets deadpool thats the shit

[@josephhill7215]

WTF Kano?! 1:27

[@NihilisticSnake]

Even I found that unsettling

[@jamelhaynes549]

3:51 felt the most unsettling to me I'm surprised boon let that be in mk

[@killerdemon5357]

One of the best lines ever!

[@Deagonboydragon]

Would you settle for me Sausage

[@FRO1004]

Khaos Dragon I’ll think about it.

[@blueboston318]

Kano's by FAVORITE!!!

[@cowgod1945]

Fuck spiders...is that legit Aussie slang?

[@siunmadness5009]

Right? Like wtf 😂

[@aleksandarvil5718]

AYE !!

[@DuggieEsquivel]

Kano with them good stories

[@screweduptx512]

Wot R ye the prince of dahkness? *I am death's hand* Bugger off mate

[@intrepide9866]

1:33 Is it a "Seven" Reference ?

[@OvoReal]

Doubt it, it's a pretty common things to do to enemies

[@intrepide9866]

@@OvoReal that's what i thought, but since i saw multiples references to great movies with johnny cage and geras, i believed it was one as well !

[@erdetkertusha8806]

3:55

[@orlandobautista2848]

Sausage Kano???

[@bendydevil4935]

1:55 Well, we ain't here to f*** spiders.

[@siunmadness5009]

"Toady" First Erron, now Kano? What is it with this janky slang 😂😂

[@Lagaa]

3:50 Best by far LOL

[@AntLeonardi01]

Dr Phil sure is jacked these days

[@Bastista1]

When Sub-Zero?

[@annus_horribilis7508]

Now sub zero

[@crimsonite2044]

MK11>>Mk1 for Daddy Kano alone 😍🥵

[@kodyrice1630]

???

[@JaydenPearson-xm1dg]

I like u JP

[@PlaystationGamerZX]

I never like Kano at all, after watching the movie. It proved my point that Movie Kano is better than This Kano lol

[@vaultboi76]

🌭

[@texteel]

I still prefer his mkx voice

[@Zenardo]

Kano talks big but he's the weakest fighter in the game.

[@ignoredwife4428]

Only if ur trash

[@Zenardo]

@@ignoredwife4428 No no no no, Kano is the one that's trash.

[@Rosenberg1990]

@@Zenardo Nah he's actually a pretty versatile fighter. Quite deadly when it comes to grapples

[@Zenardo]

@@Rosenberg1990 Please he's only worth half of a sektor.

[@Rosenberg1990]

@@Zenardo Visually yeah, gameplay wise he's more original

[@nathanbeanreversedmusic123]

I don't like that haircut, it annoys me.

[@nathanbeanreversedmusic123]

@Kelsi Grayson Yeah. I love when he has hair on his head, it look likes he a daddy.

[@natesmith2063]

Would you settle for me Sausage