Moses Storm: Green Text Bubbles Are Red Flags | CONAN on TBS

[@blotter-water]

dude tells jokes like its a TED Talk.

[@twostrudelsplease2511]

How it supposed to be

[@loganturner2669]

I think because he doesn’t have a microphone it reminds you of a TED talk.

[@tasia3236]

Right!

[@alexandrahenderson4368]

I thought it was a Ted talk at first

[@kelseybullis]

@@loganturner2669 Came here to say the same thing.

[@Charlie-rw8yj]

watching someone nail their set is such a wholesome feeling

[@spacecaptain9188]

It apparently wasn't supposed to be a joke but: Because he's dyslexic, he chooses videos over reading, can't understand them...and turns on the subtitles? That's some layered comedy there!

[@MosesStorm]

Ahhh finally someone who gets it

[@qwertyyxoxo]

@@MosesStorm oMG IS IT ACTUALLY YOU? You are incredible

[@MosesStorm]

@@qwertyyxoxo you are very kind

[@nickbirrer]

@@qwertyyxoxo Senpai noticed you, well done sir

[@qwertyyxoxo]

@@nickbirrer i'm a lady, but thank you I FEEL LIKE A WINNER

[@rabbitdynamite13]

I love how well-structured his sets are! He proves that stand-up is, indeed, an art form.

[@MosesStorm]

One of the nicest comments on here! Thank you for that

[@holyman22]

@@MosesStorm I guess you do don't not read betterer now, huh?

[@SHOBHITAUSHESH]

His delivery and content is fresh. Moses always entertains...I want to see more of his comedy here.

[@bijayg3407]

His gesture or mannerism is like Conan though.

[@MosesStorm]

Thank you very much for watching and the kind words! I really appreciate it Shobhit

[@SHOBHITAUSHESH]

@@MosesStorm Whoa! Hey man...no need to thank me, I find your stand up hilarious and I really enjoyed the Ice in Iceland bit. I wish you all the success bro. Hope to see more of your stuff on here. Cheers

[@djlobb]

Yes, Android being for poor people, super fresh. You know, with Android phones that cost like 2500 dollars n all lol. Also I had a green bubble when I didn't re-enable iMessage, from an iPhone X. Otherwise his set was pretty tight.

[@andromedaiscoming185]

@@MosesStorm you're great man! Excellent stand up, Conan fans love you. Here's hoping to see a lot more of you.

[@shanetography]

There is simply not enough Moses Storm material on the KZbins.

[@iftikhar3131]

Shane Hunter !!!!!!

[@mohamedbilal864]

Agreed.

[@daporkshow2561]

He kinda sucks tho, maybe that’s why hahahaha

[@gargidasgupta5685]

This boy needs a Netflix special!

[@horseman4now]

Or six.

[@Chipwhitley274]

Boy people are lowering the bar for who they demand gets a Netflix special.

[@aaronhrk]

@@Chipwhitley274 If Hannah Gadsby can get a Netflix special - Moses storm can have a dozen IMHO. He is leagues ahead of that morose train wreck of a human in content, structure and delivery. And I do agree with you; the bar has been set very low.

[@MedskiPurnamski]

It's two years later and he's getting an HBO Max special thanks to Conan moving to that platform.

[@calvinl5726]

no

[@ciellilas5737]

the way this comes full circle is AMAZING

[@kismypencek6185]

You remind me of Robin Williams. Thanks for manifesting your genius. Bring it on!!!

[@VianneyCreates]

I love that Conan came in and said "what'd I tell ya?!" He's such a sweetie!

[@eoinmurphy8761]

He's so right about how poor people are viewed as being stupid when in fact they are just as intelligent as affluent people but just don't have the same opportunities or resources to pursue a meaningful career. It's a pity because people from disadvantaged backgrounds have to work harder for every opportunity and therefore don't take things for granted unlike the wealthy privileged elite who exploit poor people.

[@saipanbrad]

Aw...

[@MosesStorm]

Glad you get it

[@Jebu911]

I'm also from poor family and also dyslexic. But at least i can always use it as an easy scapegoat for not reading long ass boring texts from people.

[@eoinmurphy8761]

@@Jebu911 So you're an optimist.

[@mytube6538]

True story

[@lisabauch854]

He has that ingredient that all the greatest comics have: Rage

[@enednas801]

Bill Burr comes to mind xD

[@hmdchy]

the tutorial part was ON POINT! hahahhahah 100% true

[@MosesStorm]

Thank you very much for watching and the kind words! I really appreciate it!

[@hmdchy]

@@MosesStorm Thank you for your reply and comedy!

[@BdR76]

It's true, those youtube tutorials are the worst LOL everyone has seen at least one

[@BdR76]

btw Dwayne Perkins also has a whole bit about how there even are youtube tutorials on "how to wipe my butt"

[@MCAndyT]

I'm a college art & design instructor and anytime I have a student email me with a question about Rhino or Photoshop, etc, I always make the same mistake of thinking I can just google some pre-existing KZbin tutorial and send them the link to save myself some time. Aaaannnnnd after about 20 minutes of trying to determine whether or not I can responsibly send anything I've just watched, I just do my own screen capture vid and send it to them (which can take time because I'll do multiple takes!) These jokes spoke to me so hard! Great stuff!

[@coloriba7018]

I like how actual Moses replies to like 50% of the comments. Moses PLEASE upload more clips of your stand up for the love of god!!! You are an incredible boi

[@MosesStorm]

That is the plan. Working on recording some new stuff now. I have some tour dates coming up and I'm going to rec those. Thank you for watching

[@coloriba7018]

@@MosesStorm I can't wait!! ❤️

[@maremacd]

Moses Storm Funny bit about the green text bubbles, but the bubble of the person texting you isn’t green-yours is green.

[@joshbrucks]

maremacd green means android if you have an iphone. Its a VERY dumb joke. Haha poor people and their androids amirite haha? Oh your android phone costs 1800 dollars? Well green bubble so lol you still suck lawlz im clever.

[@bagellover1203]

Ictus ooh someone’s got an android

[@deville295]

this guy is such a verbal artist. I can't form a sentence with so much info, much less weave them together into a story in a perfect flow and then act it out

[@miba2132]

Go watch his previous Conan stand-up. It's amazing. You won't regret it.

[@cookowl]

link, please

[@officialdirtmcgurt]

@@cookowl don't be a lazy daisy, search storm Moses In the search box.

[@FirebirdRestores]

@@officialdirtmcgurt what if I'm a nosey rosey

[@wyldfaeking2030]

+Robert Hennington Lazy is suggesting it and not putting up a hyperlink or html. It's 2019 not 1996. Dinosaur.

[@headlight31]

reality851 Don’t you know who my father is?!

[@socupcakeskisses]

“Did you know Megan was poor?” 😂😂

[@alir430]

Moses storm is one of the best Conan standup the past few years. Can’t wait til he blows up

[@BTBwebstudio]

Ali Ruckstadter him and Daniel sloss

[@ronan7036]

I love how lively and fresh he is, can't wait to see more of him in the future.

[@MrSquattingbear]

That Eastern European 'janked' up accent is amazing. And it's TRUE- they do dominate the tutorial space of KZbin for some reason.😂😂😂

[@skadi6750]

Except Czech Republic (whom he talked about) aint Eastern Europe:-P And we kinda hate that misinformation. We are only like 50% Slavic. Yeah, our accent is shitty, tho.

[@reksioktulu]

@@skadi6750 come on, don't embaress yourself like that. Czechs are slav and nothing can change it. Be proud.

[@karolinak.4718]

I don’t know why, but I always gets so excited when someone mentions the Czech Republic...

[@AlexaBellaMuerte]

same

[@MosesStorm]

@@AlexaBellaMuerte haha

[@MosesStorm]

Gotta give em a shout out

[@ondraspendlik9759]

Same here. Perhaps because we're a pretty small country that many people don't know about. Props to Moses for knowing something about our history and incorporating our country (and our Slovakian brother's country) into his standup.

[@Person1865]

Because it's amazing!

[@rajatsrivastava2657]

He could be the successor of Conan. Just Saying...

[@markcalkins3447]

Team Momo

[@luvyou-baby]

You know what, u might actually be right, his standup feels fresh and unique . I hope he gets super successful and even more funny

[@burnbern]

It may just be me, but did you get a little bit of a Robin Williams vibe with his movements and face expressions?

[@thomasrainbow]

I like that idea

[@cravity7794]

Yes i can see it.

[@entorri]

The Wingdings font joke gets me every damn time

[@meinsouza]

Good will hunting joke was gold 🤣🤣🤣

[@pviau90]

I’ve never repeatedly watched a KZbin video more than this one! Moses Storm needs a comedy special! Delivery is perfect 👌🏻

[@angelicalicari8355]

The Wingdings font joke @4:40 had me wheezing!

[@CalebMcFarland]

People do the same thing with depression. They’re like oh my goodness this video cured my depression. You probably didn’t have depression. I feel like people with like legit issues don’t say things like this video cured my depression.

[@ikuep]

Maybe they're people with depression going through denial. Just because they say it doesn't make it true.

[@andreashort310]

Maybe it's just a joke. Maybe they either know they don't have depression or they have it and the video didn't actually cure it.

[@dustin2698]

I think if someone watched a video that cured their depression they'd be too busy being not depressed to comment on YT about it.

[@dentze]

I have depression, have had it for years, and I joke about it all the time. Even then, that's just kind of a saying, like do you think everyone who says "well that just butters my eggroll" is actually holding an eggroll?

[@dentze]

@@JoseGranny the "butters my eggroll" vine...? omg is that now a really obscure reference? "grinds my gears", "pushes my buttons", etc

[@busboyrc]

I was dying after the wingdings delivery!

[@MosesStorm]

Thank you very much for watching and the kind words! I really appreciate it Carter

[@SucculentChineseMeal]

Easily one of the most entertaining stand ups currently. Hope he has massive success

[@saphricpcgaming5182]

My android phone was 1000 dollars what do you mean I'm poor lol

[@GenevieveThornton]

SaphricPCGaming peasant

[@MosesStorm]

Yeah, I totally see your point. The joke is not really about which is better. It’s about how Apple has brainwashed us and made it feel like blue is somehow better. P.S. Your comment is showing up green

[@djlobb]

@@MosesStorm lol I think it's pretty cool that you reply to the comments. You probs won't do that when you get bigger tho hey lol. Also I don't think that was Apple's intention, as regular non-iMessage texts show up as green as well. Blue just indicates that they're using iMessage lol. I liked your set btw. I especially liked the KZbin tutorials part, as someone who prefers to watch videos as I have ASD.

[@MrShanester117]

SaphricPCGaming Yeah they cost the same amount... also I have an iPhone and I changed my text bubbles to green.

[@yoyobradtaylor9748]

Same

[@0ooTheMAXXoo0]

USB cord is almost always the right side up the first time, still does not go in, flip it with no luck, flip it back and then it goes in. Also, aderall is amphetamines (speed), not cocaine.

[@MosesStorm]

Yeah but coke sounds funnier. Whoops

[@Squalla1]

​@@MosesStorm Also more relatable, amirite little dude

[@888PsyMike888]

Yeah, I hate that 4th dimension...

[@vianeyboruel504]

Love him, took too long to be back. Waiting for the Netflix special

[@captainrisky6561]

The Android joke doesn't even work because there are heaps of Android phones that are just as expensive or more expensive than iPhones. You can make fun of Android users but you can't really argue that owning an android means you're poor.

[@VBC_Records]

omg the tutorial bit is SO spot on

[@MosesStorm]

Thank you very much for watching and the kind words! I really appreciate it!

[@naztronaut]

As a KZbin tutorial creator, I'd like to add that some of us are allergic to second takes and pauses in recording. (Spot on and hilarious stand up!)

[@frusciante3499]

Damn! This guy is really good.

[@JaQuicker]

I hope John Mulaney has a good financial manager

[@weroni]

As a Slovakian watching Conan all the time, nice to hear my country mentioned :D

[@MosesStorm]

Shout out to you!

[@luminary412]

Full comedy special is needed.. ty

[@MosesStorm]

Thank you very much for watching and the kind words! I really appreciate it

[@timadrian5605]

iPhone users: Green text bubbles are ew. Android users: So just change it, oh wait, you can’t. Sorry just used to text bubbles being any color we want....🤣

[@hme850]

💯

[@sidowninc]

This dude is great! Very refreshing content and style indeed.

[@MarionRelics]

Seeing that green bubble is really a significant moment in a new relationship. It’s like...sigh...everything’s going to be a little bit difficult with this one.

[@JoshFryer]

Funniest, real stand-up I've seen in a while! Kudos!

[@MosesStorm]

Thank you very much for watching and the kind words! I really appreciate it

[@AlexaBellaMuerte]

Oh my god so spot on with the tutorials

[@ischristinaok]

This is actually one of the funniest stand up routines I’ve seen in a long time

[@wvusmc]

He snorted his Adderall before his set.

[@frankinsaneandmyrrh1202]

YES I love a stand-up act with a chronology and beginning-to-end flow that make sense!

[@MosesStorm]

Thank you very much for watching and the kind words! I really appreciate it

[@frankinsaneandmyrrh1202]

@@MosesStorm wow, hello! well, you deserve it! Clever and original content, and good stage presence. :) Best of luck to you, looking forward to seeing more from you in the future. Keep it up, I'm sure you'll go far!

[@mridulnair4754]

I love shark tank and I loved his home about it. This guy was confident and acted well. Great act.

[@MosesStorm]

YEEEESSS

[@Pocketpole]

Literally just commented on your Tape Video how I'm eager to see a new set from you, cause I loved your last one and there it is! Funny af, keep it up, hope you go on tour some day!

[@MosesStorm]

Yes! Thanks for making it over to this one J

[@hayksamvelyan]

I loved his delivery and transitions, great stuff! His speech also reminded of Kumail Nanjiani

[@MosesStorm]

haha other people have told me that. I totally see it

[@Stwo]

This dude is great. Unique, charming, & hilarious.

[@sarcasm-83]

Wow this actually taught me that green message bubbles are texts and blue message bubbles are iMessages. Started wondering why I had both blue's and green's.

[@djlobb]

Did it tho? lol. That's true, but all I got from him was "Android is for poor people, if you send me green texts don't talk to me because you most likely don't have an iPhone so I'm better than you"... No?

[@lc8097]

I had to go check my texts and instantly learned what kinds of phones my friends have. Mind blown.

[@vanessa0111]

I know I had my iPhone for like 3 months before I figured that out haha

[@jayafj]

Awesome set... So incredibly funny! Learnt something about Green text bubbles too 😂😂

[@MosesStorm]

That is what I am here for :) Thank you very much for watching and the kind words! I really appreciate it Jeya

[@jayafj]

@@MosesStorm OMG It's you!! I've watched all your videos! Can't wait to watch another set! Keep slaying!

[@qwertyyxoxo]

OH MY GOD NETFLIX GET THIS GUY A SPECIAL

[@MosesStorm]

Ya hear that Netflix

[@dannyrockie]

This really is one of the best routine in the last x yr. Please do a Netflix special.

[@___David__]

Ahahahah someone hasn't checked Samsung's latest price tags...

[@mashkakiska005]

seriously, plus nothing is poor about the quality of androids either lol

[@mid-sizesedan488]

They’re just Apple sheeps

[@Vendrix86]

crapple fans harp about the price to make themselves feel superior. While generally it is true iphone users have more money than their android brethren, they also seem to be dumber on average.

[@headlight31]

mashkakiska005 yeah you are correct. But majority of people think that if you own an Apple product you’re considered rich. Lol.

[@swapsha96]

Samsung is not the only company that makes Android phones. I guess, you don't live near poor people lol.

[@Sludgedump]

As someone with a green text bubble, I can ensure you I am full of red flags.

[@allonsy3695]

Reminds me of a young Robin, and I do like it.

[@littleelephant367]

have been waiting for new material ever since i saw his first set on Conan I'm so glad i haven't killed myself

[@MosesStorm]

Wow. me too. Glad you stuck around Ariana

[@rebelliousnature4795]

I have ADHD, it’s not just focusing, it messed my life up, just got prescribed medication at 28 after years without even though diagnosed at 12, it’s not like “cocaine” for those of us with ADHD it actually calms us down..

[@kaeonian7614]

I’m totally with you. I was finally diagnosed with ADHD (which is a real thing) in my 20’s and as soon as I was put on the correct medication which ended up being Adderall XR I could finally sleep, had an appetite, and was able to stop moving around so much like a person who might appear to be on drugs. I’m 41 now and function like a normal human being. ADHD drugs including Adderall have the opposite affect on people who abuse them but if you truly have ADHD these drugs calm you down enough to be able to function in society. I suffered terribly before being correctly diagnosed and put on Adderall, I was put on every anti depressant you could think of even though I wasn’t depressed.

[@Will-kl5ri]

Right me too, but.... it's.... a joke.... so laugh

[@laurenthomas9305]

Same here. I wasn't diagnosed until my mid twenties, and my meds are a complete game changer.

[@daphnespiderman]

watching all Moses, like a marathon, all weekend. Because I can.

[@Myacckt]

where is he now? love this guy need more of him

[@rtwilho]

New favorite comedian. So great.

[@jjclaxton1652]

Ohh that’s not Joffrey ?

[@Sarah-dn6sr]

This dudes gotta be huge someday. Such a great stage presence already

[@ValensBellator]

Dyslexia must be so frustrating. I think it varies in severity as my dad has it... he’s super intelligent but always has to ask how to spell things, but he can read just fine it seems. I’ve heard there’s actually some font that can help people with dyslexia where the letter gets bolder from top to bottom... it’s certainly a frustrating issue.

[@MosesStorm]

I tried that font. It was not very helpful. Everybody's dyslexia is a little different. But grateful they are at least trying

[@hipnhappenin]

Glad someone said it out loud

[@mstcrow5429]

No doubt most people who have iPhones are actually poor, because they blow their money on status objects like iPhones.

[@caffeinatednation8885]

Preach

[@doc-holliday-]

People who own Apple thinking it's a good thing are like people who own exploding Nikes thinking they have better shoes because they were duped into paying more for inferior quality.

[@OrokanaMkIII]

@@doc-holliday- isn't Samsung more known for exploding?

[@djlobb]

@@OrokanaMkIII Sure if you read the tech headlines in 2016. Fun fact tho. Apple have had more phone models explode than Samsung ;-) The Note 7 had a battery flaw. No one knows why the iPhones blew up.

[@mrniz461]

djlobb Sure buddy. Now Samsung has shitty fingerprint scanners 😂

[@KitKatToeBeans]

Where has Moses been my entire comedian deprived life? So glad I found him...ty KZbin recommendations!

[@emmacat3202]

Can this dude get a Netflix special?

[@TorSkywalker]

The Good Will Hunting joke really got me.

[@simretsekhon586]

It's so hard to end that perfectly 😂 he was awesome

[@mikeuzumaki775]

lol, one thing ppl don't realize about green text bubbles is that iphone ppl are the only ones that see green vs blue... We Android folks, we don't see any of that.

[@lessls]

He's back!! Daniel Sloss and now Moses, Conan is bringing back the best of the best

[@MosesStorm]

I love Daniel as well!

[@daniellemichael1]

You leave me and my green text bubble alone funny man

[@margicates553]

Ok he won me over. “ building a mouth”

[@jeanaerowley7150]

I am LOVING this guy! 🙌🏻

[@MosesStorm]

Thank you very much for watching and the kind words! I really appreciate it Jeanae

[@jeanaerowley7150]

Thanks for talking to me! You are so unbelievably unique and delivered each joke on point 🙌🏻

[@michaelberstler9379]

As a self taught music producer I can totally back up how many terrible tutorials there are on KZbin 😂

[@MosesStorm]

Yes! This guy gets it. These are painful

[@EmpyreanLightASMR]

First time seeing a stand-up talking about youtube tutorials and it's soooo true, this is an absolute riot!

[@MCAndyT]

+

[@JocelynChia]

He must be a certifiable genius!

[@davidromero6998]

why isn't there more videos of him doing standup this guy is a genius!!! love him. new fav

[@Nope_Datt]

This boy is on the up and coming. I predict he's one of the next big comedians to break out.

[@Blackgate23]

This was incredible 😂😂😂😂😂

[@pricerowland]

Second takes? This man is attacking my terrible content and I think he has a good point.

[@scandalwubz4781]

Definitely one of my fav comedians 🤣🤣

[@musa2775]

The people that are not laughing at that: commenting on a Note9. 🤣 Ohhh, iSheep...

[@elisetarter4074]

Great set, Moses. I'm looking forward to your next standup special following up from Trash White!

[@lovepeacebliss]

Meghan isnt poor. Shes intellegant and not easily manipulated

[@MosesStorm]

Yeah, I totally see your point. The joke is not really about which is better. It’s about how Apple has brainwashed us and made it feel like blue is somehow better. P.S. Your comment is showing up green

[@lovepeacebliss]

@@MosesStorm green? like highlighted green or green letters?

[@MosesStorm]

Yes it comes free in a can of soup

[@lovepeacebliss]

@@MosesStorm I just caught on that your the comedian in the video. Great set! Looking forward to more of your work.

[@djlobb]

@@MosesStorm Does your dyslexia affect your KZbin replying? :-)

[@powerswish]

I had to double check that the date of this video is not from 2011.

[@djlobb]

lol nice, because of the Android/Poor people bit, I get it. Even if he was joking about that, there are still so many iPhone owners who truly think that.

[@aspektx]

I was hoping they'd post more of him.

[@tbrwy]

the good will hunting bit was funny

[@sk8brder40]

Owning an Android phone doesn't mean you're poor lol Samsung's phones cost the same as Apple's

[@Marc-hk2rf]

RyanPm40 its a stereotype, and a funny one, but we just like joking around

[@herpallday1284]

Well we all know what you own.

[@philliesphan312]

It seems like everyone owns an apple or most are just leasing so they look rich.

[@MosesStorm]

Yeah, I totally see your point. The joke is not really about which is better. It’s about how Apple has brainwashed us and made it feel like blue is somehow better. P.S. Your comment is showing up green

[@ycart3285]

@@MosesStorm Haha I'm glad you're here to see how much we all enjoyed your set, even if I was watching it from my android😭😂😂 You're going places, man, you're really good!

[@lauriemcevoy7004]

Trust me, being informed about dyslexia it’s not about how wealthy you are….. we had to wait far far far too long to know my son has dyslexia because MOST teachers are not trained about dyslexia in college. They don’t know what they don’t know, and sadly, very often teachers blame the parents and the child for not doing enough. I have been part of raising awareness about dyslexia. It’s a very complex and global issue. Check out all the info about decoding dyslexia groups, state per state, and Five to five, and Susan Barton…. So many excellent resources.

[@Harshulnarang1]

Accent sounds like someone is still building a mouth... 😂😂😂😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in months 😂😂🤣

[@MCAndyT]

so bad! but what a great description. I spent 3 weeks in Glasgow last summer and the whole time I was thinking, I really don't think these people are supposed to be speaking English, their mouths were built for something else (clearly Gaelic!)

[@yoyoyoholla1]

“Did you know Megan was poor?” 😂😂😂

[@praveen.dasini]

This guy definitely goes places we wudnt even fathom....prolly a latenight show

[@msstephaniexiong]

so smart and witty. makes stand up look so easy.

[@LeslieDugger]

Been following since his first Conan appearance. I see him going places.

[@MosesStorm]

Thank you!

[@KevinBerrey]

so good!

[@nikkipolk6117]

Yeah but I can drop my android phone and it will still work. Also not have a cracked screen...so...lol

[@carric9962]

Androids are superior. We know it😉

[@ProudPapaJD]

Triggered.