“If I just ignore him he’ll go away. If I just ignore him he’ll go away. If I just ignore him he’ll go away.”
@venus-amused92826 ай бұрын
i canttt 😭😭😭😭😭😭
@cameronharding28786 ай бұрын
💀💀💀
@cfan16416 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@HaydrogenBomb6 ай бұрын
Okay, that was funny. 😅
@thehushedits6 ай бұрын
Ι don't like this comment because I will ruin the 666 likes.
@sacred_three44616 ай бұрын
"Hey bats stay sharp batman is on his way." 😂
@BigLastOfUsFan26 ай бұрын
This comment is comedy gold
@rockets_space4466 ай бұрын
Yo😂
@caigetompkins37596 ай бұрын
Hahaha damn straight. 😂😂😂 the best words ever.
@invurret95336 ай бұрын
"Wait a minute... AHHHHHHH"
@cfan16416 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@thesupersonicstig6 ай бұрын
Guy just thought, "Well... I'm fucked. Might as well just let him do it. Perhaps if I just not resist, he might be a bit more---"
@AppleOfThineEye6 ай бұрын
0:39
@terrencehollins80726 ай бұрын
0:19 Batman is looking at him like”How dare he just stand there and not be intimidated by me?! My mere presence alone has criminals shitting their very souls out! I will show him an entire new level of fear when I rip his astral spirit from his body!
@brothercadet94646 ай бұрын
Judging from the crunch he wasn’t much nicer about it lol
@maikybravo61085 ай бұрын
I was just reading your comment then after it batman SLAMMED that dude 😂
@erikm72245 ай бұрын
*BREAKS SPINE*
@dazzaboy046 ай бұрын
"dude, how long have you been standing there?" "an hour" "an HOUR?"
@stormtendo2 күн бұрын
I have mastered the art of staying so incredibly still
@batsyedits5706 ай бұрын
bro i swear these malitia have literally no peripheral vision
@smurfy21186 ай бұрын
Fr It's not like their wearing a mask during night time and batman is already blends in with the dark
@Garfieldloveslasagna4206 ай бұрын
@@smurfy2118 and their breath would probably cloud the mask too
@MILDMONSTER12346 ай бұрын
@@smurfy2118 even in Arkham Asylum/City people just have 0 awareness lol
@Berserk_966 ай бұрын
They are supposed to be the best ennemies of the series and yet they blind af and easier to take down lol
@BigDogHDSPB6 ай бұрын
This MFer said bro
@tenusboat6 ай бұрын
“you and i aren’t so different” ahhh militia soldier
@kakashihatake10296 ай бұрын
Couldn't graduate in talk no jutsunomics
@Steve1825-h9k6 ай бұрын
nah it’s more like “we’re two coins just different sides”
@dylanvandermeer9852Ай бұрын
Nah more like he scared as hell and is pissing his pants so he just tey to ingore him in the hope batman just goes away
@m.e.c.hn.e.s.t47576 ай бұрын
I 100% believe Batman could master the ability of standing so incredibly still that he could become invisible to the eye...
@mr.zombzo6 ай бұрын
He already had.
@John.Wick9996 ай бұрын
Naw more realistically though he would make a gadget that cloaks him to make him invisible
@John.Wick9996 ай бұрын
@@TheRedfieldBloodline indeed I ment literally invisible though like a cloaking device
@terrencehollins80726 ай бұрын
@@John.Wick999Batman Beyond has a cloaking device installed into his suit.
@John.Wick9996 ай бұрын
fillipeogg8991 yeah it's his own fault for making such a dumb comment
@dylanhess49796 ай бұрын
"if I cannot see him, he cannot see me"
@cord27066 ай бұрын
rvb
@airtiger45776 ай бұрын
*closes eyes* Ok, he's gone now.
@havilarborssa41386 ай бұрын
@@airtiger4577*Batman appears behind the Militia* Batman: Or am I?
@epgamer11455 ай бұрын
@@havilarborssa4138*insert dark knight intro*
@adam6225004 ай бұрын
His sights is based on the movement^^
@sharpshooter13ify6 ай бұрын
“Beautiful view eh bats?” …… “Please be gentle.”
@ahshitherewegoagain86956 ай бұрын
0:27 he definitely shit his pants at this moment, and then decided "nope I ain't see nobody here, ooh nice design on the walls"
@errorx_x10636 ай бұрын
"Everybody stay sharp! (Cause I'm already done here for obvious reasons...)"
@TheLootGoblin7105 ай бұрын
Pretending to clean his gun and shit 😂😂
@jimf.13185 ай бұрын
That's the part that made me crack, so goofy.
@rockets_space4466 ай бұрын
"Everybody stay sharp"😂
@VegitoBlackityBlack6 ай бұрын
"What was that?" 😂
@monstermikeheinrichs6 ай бұрын
That guy's about as sharp as a rubber ball.
@CommandoMaster6 ай бұрын
Everybody stay sharp, so I can stay dull.
@Sheppardsg15 ай бұрын
@@VegitoBlackityBlack prob just the wind
@truegamer34296 ай бұрын
“Maybe if I ignore him he’ll go away”
@The-idiotic-duo-10396 ай бұрын
I tried doing this with the arkham knight so that i can pretend like the two are chilling
@kandy13996 ай бұрын
Please tell me you have a video or a picture
@The-idiotic-duo-10396 ай бұрын
@@kandy1399 only did it on PlayStation so i don't think its possible to make a vid or an image
@FearTheSentinel_9996 ай бұрын
@@The-idiotic-duo-1039bro u is dead wrong there is a thing called the share button
@The-idiotic-duo-10396 ай бұрын
@@FearTheSentinel_999 listen the PlayStation is jailbroken so there's no point sharing the clip or it will be broken unless I buy a unjailbroken one and re-do the same thing
@comicfan13246 ай бұрын
“If I don’t acknowledge him, maybe he’ll go away?”
@SkeletonGTG3 ай бұрын
Ive saw you all over batman videos!? Anyone owner question: HOW TF DID U MAKE IT SNOW I WANNA MAKE IT SNOW😭😭😭😭!
@benjaminmorse56564 ай бұрын
0:11 bro legit side eyed and went “sup” lmao
@chriscombs218866 ай бұрын
“…this is going to hurt, isn’t it?” Bats: * nods *
@AznJsn8209112 күн бұрын
0:26 hey Batman.
@autobotjedi34576 ай бұрын
*Silent takedown* Proceeds to alert the whole continent with the ensuing crash
@randominternetman81775 ай бұрын
if you haven't played arkham city and beyond, it's called a knockout smash. silent takedowns take fucking forever to perform, but in city, origins and knight, you can instantly cancel them by pressing the strike button to do a knockout smash. it instantly takes out the enemy currently being takedown'd, but is as loud as a regular takedown, so it'll alert enemies
@TomtheBeanie976 ай бұрын
Now, to be fair he told everyone to be sharp. He didn't say he needed to be.
@prodbraianzn6 ай бұрын
"have you ever been in love batman?". 😂
@John.Wick9996 ай бұрын
Naw this the best one 😂😂😂
@terrencehollins80726 ай бұрын
Batman:”I know this nigga did not just ask me about being in love after 30 ought seconds of me standing here and him knowing…KNOWING I’m well within striking range of him. Oh imma blow bros back out but not in the way he expects. He ‘gon learn not to come at me wit that gay shit ever again!”
@DigiCube46 ай бұрын
Lmfao!
@barghest946 ай бұрын
@@terrencehollins8072 ...tf
@Xlaw135 ай бұрын
"Yea joker killed one and the others a thief this is why I can't have nice women"
Bro knows batman gnna leave him with a broken spine and tryna ignore to NOT receive that outcome
@U-A6606 ай бұрын
Unfortunately for him, Batman didn’t care.
@BabylonGames7986 ай бұрын
Nah, bro looked over like "Just make it quick"
@epgamer11455 ай бұрын
For real 😂
@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache6 ай бұрын
"Frank..." "..." "Frank. We talked about this. You promised you wouldn't do this kind of work anymore." "..." "Frank...I told you Wayne Enterprises has plenty of open positions to apply for." "Yeah, well. Wayne Enterprises is terrib-"
@thatmotivatedchris67493 ай бұрын
0:38
@maximillian8756 ай бұрын
The two of them standing together, like they were having a bro moment.😅
@Amon_1876 ай бұрын
LMAO!! 😂😂😂
@sumedhg5296 ай бұрын
0:24 He definitely saw him but acted like he didn't 😂 "Everybody stay sharp (im going down first)"
@El_Turco186 ай бұрын
"What if I turn around right now and see BAT-...maaan"
@Aldgri6 ай бұрын
Plot twist, Batman knows the man behind the mask is blind in the left eye
@icecream4you1616 ай бұрын
The man turned his head MULTIPLE times all the way to the left, bro KNOWS Batman is there and is sweating bullets! 😆
@Aldgri6 ай бұрын
@@icecream4you161plot twist, Batman knows the man behind the mask is blind in both eyes
@EmperadorHan6 ай бұрын
Plotwist: stop smoking weed for your own good
@Aldgri6 ай бұрын
@@EmperadorHan plot twist, I’m Batman
@mclovin41112 ай бұрын
@@EmperadorHanlmao weirdo tf u on?💀🤣
@ricky_27YT6 ай бұрын
"if I don't move he won't see me" -Militian (he didn last long)
@beyondtheinfinite32636 ай бұрын
"I hope if I can ignore Bats enough, he would have some mercy on my li-"
@TheMrWhoSmiles6 ай бұрын
He knew it was on the way. He just wanted to look at the city skyline before it came.
@fsherman97176 ай бұрын
the fact that batman look at him with the most vile face is perfect .
@philliphernandez26496 ай бұрын
0:32 "Oh, hey!" 😂
@KindaGhostyy6 ай бұрын
Despite being shoulder to shoulder with batman, he still warned his friends. Thats a real homie.
@the_story_mode6 ай бұрын
Therapist: The Batman isn't real. He can't hurt you. The Batman :
@blackeye33365 ай бұрын
Plot twist the therapist is batman 😂
@waynemetheny527928 күн бұрын
now i keep thinking of bruce wayne as a therapist
@liamn.76645 ай бұрын
bro literally looked straight at him for like a full second and a half tho 💀💀
@amanul_24746 ай бұрын
"Naaaah, I'm bugging, I'm hallucinating a 230 pound bat flying into me for a ki-OOOOFPH!"
@otaviocavalo44536 ай бұрын
0:26 "Jesus, he still here... Oh God, make him leave, please!"
@Specialist1Aim3 ай бұрын
Thug: what a lovely view of the city Batman: pushes him off
@malcerne74966 ай бұрын
0:25 is the moment he CLEARLY notices Batman... the rest of it is he putting extra effort into avoiding keeping visual contact! XD
@TheManOfManyNames3736 ай бұрын
If I don't move...he won't see me... NO WAIT I'M THINKING OF A T-REX-
@Ash_Can07066 ай бұрын
bros fov is at 0
@rovk3tt6 ай бұрын
Im telling you😂
@itsyaboizakyree6 ай бұрын
fov
@thefonzkiss4 ай бұрын
Imagine these guys standing by the door and Batman keeps tilting the ship to pick up stupid green question marks.
@JagoShogun5 ай бұрын
Batman was just having silent conversation with this man. Trust me, Bruce is introverted.
@BryceSkolnick19976 ай бұрын
The fact the soldier looked at Batman while turning it's head truly makes you question the AI abilities of this game
@DylTheRetroDemon4 ай бұрын
"Nice view ain't it, Batman." "..." "Just do what you gotta do-"
@Universal_Mystery5 ай бұрын
"He can't get me if I pretend he doesn't exist"
@JoeMama-rp4lv5 ай бұрын
Bro had the audacity to say everybody stay sharp 😭
@mahasonaranawake80196 ай бұрын
"everybody stay sharp!" that guy must have been named Hammer
@whydidimakethischannel11755 ай бұрын
A lot of people are saying he was just ignoring Batman, but it really looks like he tried to start a conversation
@psychobillynumbnuts16 ай бұрын
He sees him. He just shitting his pants and hopes he goes away
@riastradh5 ай бұрын
“Hey is there someone over there” ‘Nope’
@12yellowcab3 ай бұрын
Batman instructs "I must stand perfectly still their vision is based on movement"
@Meandurga6 ай бұрын
“He’s not real, he’s not real, he’s not real, he’s not real, he’s not real, he’s not real, he’s not real, he’s not real.”
He definitely thinking "maybe if I pretend to not see him, he won't see me."
@YouTubeUser3376 ай бұрын
"Just make it quick batman."
@cherries77346 ай бұрын
bro really believed “if i can’t see him, he can’t see me”
@jovanrobinson44525 ай бұрын
Lmao this the most accurate one
@Quantum12446 ай бұрын
“Yeah.”
@ALUMINIUMOXIDDE6 ай бұрын
I'm man
@CelticVictory2 ай бұрын
"Everybody, stay sharp." Completely misses Batman standing there.
@alexanderogundetv6 ай бұрын
He’s just standing there,menacingly😂
@afrikasmith10496 ай бұрын
"Come on. Just get it over with. I know I'm a pawn in the grand scheme. I just don't care anymore."
@mrnotsovillain80996 ай бұрын
“Ok.” (Batman then proceeds to break his spine at 0:39)
@Adam-jm5un6 ай бұрын
0:22 funniest part 😂He basically looks over right at Batman!
@DestroyerThedefender5 ай бұрын
This is a certified "So who we searching for? yea it's over for this guy" moment
@SynsaySama6 ай бұрын
“Have you ever been in love Batman?”
@Montesama3145 ай бұрын
"You hear that, Batman? We better keep our eyes open, aw shi--"
@Bacbi5 ай бұрын
You are right he was the most aware criminal. Just like the criminal in the story when Batman met Superman for the first time. Checking on a disturbance the criminal opens the door, sees Batman closes the door and says to his friend it was nothing. He was probably hoping for the same treatment for Batman to leave him alone.
@KaoticReach19996 ай бұрын
"Maybe wearing goggles and a helmet that gets rid of my surrounding vision wasn't smart...but we all look so cool!!"
@CommandoMaster6 ай бұрын
Everybody stay sharp - so I can stay dull
@wesleycloud16596 ай бұрын
The guard looked at Batman: "oh, hey Batman.................OH SHIT!!!!!".
@xDarkAngelxc6 ай бұрын
Everybody stay sharp! Batman is standing right next to me 😂
@Ralph_ralphsterКүн бұрын
0:37 “DID I SAY YOU CAN WIPE YOU’RE GUN DOWN”
@lacolem16 ай бұрын
“Everybody stay sharp!” He did not, in fact, stay sharp.
@Michau9406 ай бұрын
"Must have been a wind."
@Ralph_ralphsterКүн бұрын
there should be an Easter egg where if a criminal is alone and starring into the sky (just kine this) and you walk up next to him without any plans of attack you should be able to engage in a conversation with them. Maybe they can give you information that is a comic reference or a way to fill in some holes in the story so players understand more. Maybe the reasoning for this is because the criminal is tired and wants to leave this terrible way of living” and Batman says “the GCPD are on their way” and Batman leaves as the guy stays there. I know it sounds weird but it would give you the same open world feeling spiderman 2 succeeded in when talking to the old man and the Bird Guy. This would make the story a bit more grounded like how you can overhear NPC’s talking about their lives. Maybe you can even have an option to make a conscious choice to knock this guy unconscious because you don’t trust him.
@syedbokhari49604 ай бұрын
I wish they both stand like this much more longer
@MikefromBB74 ай бұрын
It’s the goggles/mask, and the fact that it’s dark and snowy. its harder for them to see than we realize.
@Vaynivayn4 ай бұрын
Bro knew he was done for so he just gave up and ignored him 😂
@jamalwhitaeger3 ай бұрын
I can't believe how much worse that suit looks than every other one.
@addambelmont30505 ай бұрын
"Let me know if you see Batman coming."
@Goldhawk75 ай бұрын
Maybe if I stand perfectly still......he won't see me.... *TAKE DOWN*
@tsarfox34625 ай бұрын
Reminds me of that one clip from the animated series where a thug just sees Batman, they stare at each other, and the thug walks out. Another guy asks him "see anything" and the other goes "nope"
@fugofugo51356 ай бұрын
Give him some slack, Dude is wearing APPLE VISION PRO, he is on mars.
@dutch_asocialite21 сағат бұрын
I mean, I don't blame him, we've all been in a situation where we thought someone we knew was standing next to us only for it to turn out to be someone completely different.
@They_Call_Me_HeartFace5 ай бұрын
" *S i l e n t T a k e d o w n* "
@BlessingDuck3 ай бұрын
why is the description a whole ass paragraph
@Specialist1Aim3 ай бұрын
💀💀 bro thought it was a school report
@fleetkidn6 ай бұрын
Maybe John Cena had the controller.
@kopanonyaka42346 ай бұрын
Never in all my life have I ever seen such vigilance. These militia men truly are in a class of their own. They don't miss a thing I tell you.👏
@asmitkumar124 ай бұрын
Better stealth than Spider-Man games
@Berserk_966 ай бұрын
That guy just tried to impressed Bats ignioring him but failed
@swift63472 ай бұрын
This has the same energy as when you walk behind people on the stairs and you just admire everything about the floor, the walls, the ceiling
@Xensioh5 ай бұрын
"He's behind me isn't he?" ahh clip
@sandkang8275 ай бұрын
whats that funny looking wind right next to me.
@garvwadhwaney3065 күн бұрын
Dude was literally cleaning his gun before he got molly whopped.
@ALMIGHTYANDROXUS11115 ай бұрын
Bro only fears god
@gucciducci43866 ай бұрын
Bro knew if he reacted he would be launched off a building He saw him He just didn’t want to 😭
@_ratulmohan_11 күн бұрын
Man's the reason friendly fire exists
@Log_out21-hk7pl4 ай бұрын
“Be quiet Batman, I’m trying to look for Batman”
@MaddoxFaglier8 күн бұрын
“Hey Batman I’m looking for Batman tell me if you see him, wait BATMAN “ ahh criminal