Most Crazy Florida Man Stories

[@tjcoley21]

I like how “Florida Man” is its own subclass of people

[@tonyjrdeets]

I think you meant "People"

[@amalsp8955]

Karen's too

[@vaughnhennessey5421]

As a florida man rightfully so I had a minnesotan jump on a wild raccoon as initiation to florida life

[@cleanwater3180]

I just now constantly imagine GreyStillPlays's Florida man every time people say Florida Man.

[@joseluispcastillo]

Florida is the number one state right now.

[@ArcadeAssassin]

As a Florida Man, I apologise for the negative connotations surrounding our state.

[@StockDoctortrade]

Why hello mr verified

[@Awizard_on_the_internet]

Hi

[@vickru2133]

Floridians are the last free spirited Americans left

[@skibois6628]

Your verified so cool how can I also get verified I’m starting a KZbin channel

[@ariyanatinsley2856]

It’s fine. These are pretty entertaining. Also, a youtuber i like is from Florida

[@nrg948coach2]

If we can't have Florida Man articles, at least we have this.

[@damiancrowley569]

I live in Florida, there will always be florida man articles

[@imnotusingthisaccountnowne5936]

@F**СК МЕ - СНЕСK МY РR0FILЕ ew

[@jinolin9062]

"Florida man Vladimir Putin arrested on trespassing charges"

[@P.H691]

If my kids ask about Florida people, I’ll show them this and any articles I can get my hands on.

[@dondaniels3485]

@@imnotusingthisaccountnowne5936 ew

[@AshinLight]

My favorite: Florida man broke into a house cooks breakfast and when the owner of the house Saw him the Florida man told the owner to go back to sleep

[@tibbiekat4531]

I liked dat one too why all a sudden Florida so weird wi have Florida man

[@justinklenk]

Aaaand... DID he?! 🤔🤣

[@knockoutbee]

Florida man misspelled the word "favorite"

[@avinashtyagi2]

Dude, I made pancakes 🥞

[@StartRunning.]

is this from clearwater?

[@the_pureindian]

There are three things certain in life 1 Death 2 Taxes 3 Florida man doing crazy things

[@d.dementedengineerc99isurf26]

I screenshot this comment because it's gold!

[@vertexotics9842]

@@d.dementedengineerc99isurf26 I screen shotted your comment because it's gold

[@samyak4165]

@@vertexotics9842 I screen shotted your comment because it's gold

[@templargrandmaster3111]

@@samyak4165 I screen shotted your comment because it's gold

[@shivm6092]

@@templargrandmaster3111 Florida man shot a man because he had gold!.

[@walter1824]

"Florida Man claims high ground, cuts off brother's limbs."

[@seanmessick9330]

It’s over alligator! I have the high ground!

[@erickatin1]

NOT TODAY CHICKEN 🍗

[@eyebleach1132]

As a Floridian I love this

[@starwarfan8342]

*Sets him on fire* all in the name of new cult called Force

[@erickatin1]

BUT IM ALLERGIC TO BEING SET ON FIRE

[@silentstarproductions2469]

My favourite: “Florida man dies in explosion after attempting to microwave a microwave”

[@flying_Night_slasher]

I take that man was an intellectual he must have saw the video Mr beast did doing that. He made three: microwaving a microwave, microwaving a microwave microwave and a toaster, and grilling a microwave microwave a microwave microwave a toaster toasting an iPhone watching microwave a microwave microwave a toaster I saw all three of them and I loved every bit of it

[@christianleocastelo342]

Haha july 3rd

[@Error-pz2ge]

MrBeast : 🤫🤫

[@mynameisciko4885]

*Mr beast want to know your microwave*

[@silentstarproductions2469]

@@Error-pz2ge hasnt he done it like 5 times

[@jaimecompton4776]

As a Florida man, I believe we should make a petition for Florida Man to be officially recognized by government as our state meme.

[@92TampaChick813]

I agree ☝️

[@lukemckenzie0121]

Official State memes need to be a thing

[@Dumpster_Fire_246]

the official state animal

[@funmanchilli2924]

I hate living in Florida

[@MikeStand11]

I really want to see him in the MCU.

[@phoque_dieu3348]

what about when a Florida man threatened to take over Florida with his army of turtles. where was that on the list

[@omoriperocondrip9130]

they needed Mykull Reeeeeeeeeeves to fightthe turtle army with straws

[@avinashtyagi2]

Those snapping turtles are no joke. I once helped one that was in the middle of the road, nearly chomped my hand

[@rw9495]

I'm kinda sad he didn't take over, Florida with more turtles would be lit 🤣

[@susboy7927]

Quick, Walk away!

[@NAME-yg8sl]

😭

[@stalememeoverlord1659]

Florida man turns himself in for killing imaginary friend, saddest mug shot...

[@howardbaxter2514]

Wish it was true, but Snopes says it is false.

[@stalememeoverlord1659]

@@howardbaxter2514 while not surprising if false, i won't put it past Florida man. It's still hilarious to think about, no denying that!

[@Vociferous]

Florida is basically one giant GTA server

[@tornn8847]

Fr

[@WatcherKoops4677]

What the GTA community doesn’t know Florida (Miami) has the wildest people compare to Los santos

[@beastlyboi996]

@@CR7GOATofFootball Shes looking kinda sus

[@superdays7933]

If Gta 6 is set in Vice City and the rest if Florida rumors are correct then Gta 6 Online will be the most realistic game ever.

[@brick4353]

A cross between a GTA server and 2b2t

[@DaLazyRat]

"Because Florida is like Australia, only less dangerous." Florida Man: _Are you challenging me?_

[@averageforzaplayer1048]

I farted at 5:00 pm

[@LEEYAHP]

@@averageforzaplayer1048 ?

[@youtubemanswagroy212]

Yessir 🐊🐊🐊🌴🌴💯💯

[@rahmat4848]

@@averageforzaplayer1048 ok 😶

[@geidysosa3212]

@@whyhello9649 wut communist ew Miami hates ya we don’t want a other Cuba

[@AdzimHere]

AMERICAN MAN:"WE GOT GUN" RUSSIAN MAN:''WE GOT BEAR'S" FLORIDA MAN:"ITS JUST A LIZARD GUYS!"

[@seanmessick9330]

Gators or anoles? We have a lot of both.

[@AdzimHere]

@@seanmessick9330 its in the thumbnail being pet by the tail. or its just flying.

[@PlayerBRUV]

Florida is American though

[@AdzimHere]

@@PlayerBRUV Yeah but with "extra step"

[@shivnorth3141]

Ireland here,with whiskey 🤣🍀

[@mcslizard1276]

“What are you in for?” *throwing alligator in a Wendy’s*

[@mr.andrewscreepypasta6665]

"What are you in for?" The Florida man who attacked the shark and continues to go to the pub: "Uhhhhh...."

[@evilqueen5054]

I tried to break in jail😂

[@robloxwithacetheavenger4908]

Prisoner 1: What are you in for? Prisoner 2: Robbery. You? Prisoner 1: Throwing an alligator through Wendy's drive thru. Prisoner 2: 🤦

[@DH-xw6jp]

I will have you know, every hurricane that has been shot eventually stopped. That's a 100% success rate!

[@theaveragejoe7966]

Well you're not really wrong

[@kablammo123]

*Well, yes, but actually yes*

[@bgs-petsdirect9723]

time to use my automatic smg .

[@veriousshifter2930]

Of course it works, because once you shoot at it, you'll be able to access better wifi in heaven

[@omarmenjivar1563]

Pictures count?

[@cya329]

As a resident of Pasco Co, FL, I can confirm that there were alerts urging people not to shoot at a hurricane.

[@opaul4379]

Murica’

[@NautilusSSN571]

@@opaul4379 Long live.

[@92TampaChick813]

I’m from Tampa. I heard this when Irma came too 🙄 also Pasco is like the sinkhole hot spot right?

[@cya329]

@@92TampaChick813 Oh man, so many large sink holes around here. They are still working on repairing one that opened 6 months ago at a major roadway. And I lived near one that destroyed half a house a few years ago.

[@kellyclark7517]

Lol😂 Zephyrhills?!🤣

[@sirmorallyincorrect4638]

You know it's Florida when you see a man shooting a hurricane.

[@agustin8347]

wait what he thinks he is going to win shoting an hurricane?

[@kellyclark7517]

I thought trump had some sort of plan like that😂

[@kellyclark7517]

@Mr.Fluffers of course it was😂😂❤️

[@aryanpareek770]

@Mr.Fluffers Actually that would definitely work xD

[@buttunbasher3604]

Lol, at first I thought you meant with a gu- wait

[@bobasaursquared1633]

My favorite “Florida woman stabs husband with squirrel.”

[@SaintMeeksDontevERgetup]

OK where did he stab her

[@krisbd6262]

@Eugene Kendrick r/techncallythetruth

[@justawhiteguywitharocketla590]

@@krisbd6262 okay where did he stab her in Florida

[@DranksandGrub]

I'm afraid you got that wrong it was "Florida Woman Stabs Husband with squirrel"

[@curryposterizeslewashedjam3588]

@@justawhiteguywitharocketla590 in her Florida

[@fighterck6241]

I'm still waiting for "You vs. Florida Man."

[@DementedDaedric]

There is no chance for you to survive

[@avinashtyagi2]

Challenge, live as Florida man for 30 days, girlfriend is not happy

[@apexshinelikeadiamond6513]

i ruined the 69 likes

[@elleeee1212]

@Cyril heck yeaa

[@tiffa808]

@@DementedDaedric maybe for you, Florida Woman here.

[@longbottle]

I moved to Florida in 2007, and I love it here. The insanity is a part of the charm.

[@RelentlessOhiox]

Whatever makes you happy.

[@freeaccessaccount6414]

Dont die from weird scenarios dude

[@romecottrell6444]

OK have fun living in Florida 😊.

[@oysterswithcutelegs2061]

You missed: “ Florida man charged with speeding on a wheelchair “

[@johnjonjhonjonathanjohnson3559]

♿

[@DJ_ULTRAVIOLET]

@@johnjonjhonjonathanjohnson3559 ♿ - >

[@alpaxolotl]

@@DJ_ULTRAVIOLET ♿- > - >

[@DJ_ULTRAVIOLET]

@@alpaxolotl -> -> ->

[@alpaxolotl]

@@DJ_ULTRAVIOLET ♿- > - > - > - >

[@jwclifton1990]

I'm a FLORIDA MAN, and I approve this message! Now hold my beer and watch this...

[@shadowbidoof2122]

Feed beer to alligator

[@oxi-z3r019]

Heh

[@joel.t5208]

cheers mate

[@felipevazquez7990]

Youre not a true florida man until you wrestle an alligator

[@jebkerman5422]

Breaking news: Florida man raids US-military base, using ballistic alligator launched by homemade tank.

[@Toaber]

"We do not have information on the way the piece of chicken was prepared." The police department announces. Next day... "Reports of angry mobs breaking into the police station demanding answers about the piece of chicken."

[@bondrewdthelordofdawn3744]

They making some mcmesh

[@henrys4338]

As an aussie, I just want you guys to know, we're nothing like Floridaman

[@aidanderson53X]

As a floridian I want you aussies to know not all of us are crazy just the old people.

[@bogustoast22none25]

Aidan Anderson some are crazy middle aged, some are crazy young.

[@legohexman2858]

@@aidanderson53X we all crazy down here

[@frozezone2947]

@@aidanderson53X No it is not the only old people that are crazy

[@ChibiHobbit904]

@@aidanderson53X it’s mostly in the south and bound to happen with a large population

[@warrenrhinerson6373]

As a Florida man I appreciate this look into our culture

[@kiraakunone8715]

“Florida Man yeets a chicken at his girlfriend.” There's a reason why they say “Only in Florida.”

[@apeman9238]

Florida man kills ex girlfriend with love A chainsaw named love

[@gram.]

He does a default dance on her grave dabdabyeetlowkeydabyeezys42069yeetjakepaul

[@LEEYAHP]

I heard that a Florida woman stabbed her husband with a FRICKING SQUIRREL. I live in Florida but like how??? How do you do that?

[@kiraakunone8715]

@@LEEYAHP next thing u hear: Florida woman stabs husband with a brick

[@mrike5651]

That’s a FB page so is onlyindade look it up

[@memeju1ce]

“florida man” sounds like a cryptid

[@wetpickle4756]

Cheers I'll drink to that bro

[@mugenokami2201]

Or an SCP

[@The_Void_Constellation]

wdym, it is a cryptid

[@varalyn9714]

It is

[@catlovingtrio]

You've just given me an idea for a j class SCP if series 7 is ever added.

[@underlows]

"The craziest people come from the Bronx and all of Florida." - Charla

[@IsabellaMoonbow]

As a Floridian, I thank you for this 😆🤣😂 Seriously, you can Google any birthday and you will find a Florida Man story to go with it.

[@raaston9761]

my favorite one is Florida man worried about vampires intentionally burns down his home

[@FigureFarter]

Florida man dials 911 because there was no bbq sauce in his sub sandwich

[@laurendoe168]

The reason you hear so many "Florida Man" stories is because we have a "transparency law." Things that get hidden in other states cannot be hidden here.

[@LM-wz9yw]

Right, because police in other states are sweeping it under the rug when THEIR citizens throw alligators at people

[@flackoflaxxko8406]

Ok

[@brendan999]

“Hi welcome to Wendy’s-“ 🐊💨

[@darthvaderunderwears9556]

Oh man I laughed out loud you cracked me up

[@thehoot8291]

I don’t get it

[@brendan999]

@@thehoot8291 watch the full vid

[@thehoot8291]

@@brendan999 I’m 1 min From end

[@oysterswithcutelegs2061]

That one of the alligator thrown through the drive through it’s the funniest one.

[@adrianmarc5430]

Here is a story for you: About a year and a half ago, my friends and I were at a local Walmart at around 8pm for snacks and gear that were for a fishing trip that we were planning on going to the next day. After we gathered our bounty and made our way to the cash register, we notice a lot of commotion going on near the westernmost exit of the building. After one of my friends, I'll name William, went to go investigate. He left for around 30 seconds and came running back exclaiming: There is a guy over there carrying a goat around, and a was arguing with the security guards to let him inside." We went home dying of laughter at how weird the whole situation was. We still make jokes about it to this very day.

[@gram.]

Haha love it

[@keithhodge3720]

Got some goat action goin

[@dylanreyes2511]

Behind every Florida man there is always a strong Karen

[@awaisrehana3881]

This sounds like something Oogway would say

[@mxstila6220]

As a Florida Girl...

[@florians9949]

As well as a manager she wants to speak to.

[@rudolvonstroheim07]

Very true

[@imnotusingthisaccountnowne5936]

Yes 200th like

[@IcyBune]

"Fun Fact: the reason more Florida Man stories are circulated than strange accounts from other US states is because Florida is the only US state to have fully public criminal records. So potentially, the rest of the country is also like this, Florida is just honest about what it is while the others suppress it" - wise dude that idk who he was

[@SwembaSwemba]

As a Florida man, I can confirm that these are believable

[@metallabx407]

Yeah, these things are pretty normal.

[@crash_test_dummy_1]

9:40 This officer single-handedly prevented a zombie apocalypse

[@freeaccessaccount6414]

Tbh this seems like a premise for another Walking Dead movie

[@lancratot5066]

The Infographics Show: Talks about Florida Man GrayStillPlays: yeet

[@flying_Night_slasher]

Yes, with more yeet while doing donut's in a 747 on the runway

[@theunitedstatesofamerica5004]

lol ya

[@sampaiswrath1777]

Don't forget Spleens!

[@stateberg7208]

A man of culture I see

[@sarahclark3049]

I get you

[@Montana07]

My favourite: "florida teen arrested after RKO an alligator again"

[@darkcat6530]

Again?

[@Montana07]

Yes

[@matthewchristiansen9978]

@@darkcat6530 Again.

[@innerpeacemeditation6499]

😂😂😂

[@kgam3ing19]

Same

[@Wolfgirl926]

As a Floridian I enjoy "Florida Man" and "Florida Woman" articles. They make me giggle and I like searching for the weird ones.

[@cmndrkool321]

I think of Florida Man as a defunct superhero that is always in trouble.

[@fudginghog8775]

The news tomorrow: *Florida man arrested for murdering cartoon video maker*

[@indrimza]

Wouldn't be surprised if that happened

[@user-ob3xv1bf1x]

its florida not france

[@indrimza]

@@user-ob3xv1bf1x ?

[@gram.]

@@indrimza Charlie Hebdo. Terrorists attacked their building and civilians because he dared to draw Lil Mo with his 9yo wife.

[@moalz3130]

@@gram. 😂😂😂

[@sebastiansethd.lastimosa6610]

russia: *does something wierd* florida: write that down WRITE THAT DOWN!!

[@1b2f4c]

You forgot “Florida man gives antifreeze to children on Halloween that were dressed as Fortnite character, claiming he was giving them “chug jug”

[@seanmessick9330]

Hahahahaha

[@carsonyeohkaisheng7542]

The kids derserve it

[@theomnissiah-9120]

What a hero

[@laurazimmerman7073]

respect

[@isakayyik966]

@@carsonyeohkaisheng7542 redditor

[@ImSoUnbelievablyCooked]

The people that disliked were the people you mentioned in the stories.

[@thekillerfishfromsandiego6218]

No they liked

[@lordburn5347]

“Florida is just America’s trash can” -Peter Griffin

[@mookiestewart3776]

@Joseph Bleifus no you guys are quite literally our trash can 😂😂😂.

[@evanruge6434]

@@mookiestewart3776 florida is not trash can of america misspippi is oh that's right you to dum to understand

[@Zakvadr1995]

California is probably the second on that list.

[@rajapusapati1]

Florida is the only useful state in The United States of America

[@evanruge6434]

@Joseph Bleifus maybe it's florida man thing to do

[@13BlueCrimson]

As a Texan, I find those Florida Man stories insane and amusing.

[@taufanaugusta8884]

@HulloTheLoser tame? TAME?!

[@enthused7591]

As a Floridian, I happen to know that Texas Man has his fair share of badass stories so give your state a little credit.

[@Bluejay91120]

As a New Yorker, so do I.

[@thunderbird1921]

Haha, there are plenty of Texas Woman stories to go with the Florida Man ones (like the case where one was arrested for eating half a cake in a Wal-Mart and then she refused to pay for the whole thing).

[@13BlueCrimson]

@@thunderbird1921 Lol for real?

[@josephine1468]

when the first word is florida you know things gonna escalate real quick

[@williamgandarillas2185]

*Very* quickly

[@fncm3421]

The guy who invaded and tried to walk out of Capitol hill with a podium is from Florida.

[@spiritmatter1553]

Slow clap for that guy!

[@Waftey]

@The Real President of the United States A podium is government property. Its also disrespectful to RAID YOUR OWN CAPITOL AND SENATE FOR NO REASON OTHER THAN AN ORANGE MAN SAID SO

[@Propaganda9999]

@@Waftey it's a joke

[@cleanwater3180]

It's where he will give his speeches, about Bud light and it's healing powers, along with how alligators should be able to legally drink in any bar.

[@SonicSpeed0705]

That podium was also the podium of Nancy Pelosi.

[@jacquelineharley9606]

I love how he says "The Florida Man" as it's its own species of people.🤘💀

[@colemanwilliams4461]

as a Florida kid myself I can approve that this is a normal day in Florida

[@sanazlol7433]

Finishing my day with a nice cup of steaming tea listening to a true crime podcast and you guys upload,it can’t get any better.

[@keontrezmoore4534]

This exactly why I love living in Florida.

[@adamdalla485]

Exactly bro. I moved here from NYC so I get to see crazy things in NYC and now Florida. You can tell I don't live a boring life at all 🤙🤙🥴🥴

[@lagavr4693]

Sameee

[@justinklenk]

If you can't beat em join em, Bugs Bunny once observed 🤔👌

[@baconlovingvampire4523]

Same here

[@roxiefrox252]

Ikr

[@famedlettuce3497]

I heard of this one Florida man who went to a store and bought 50 LEGO Star Wars battle packs all at once

[@AJF94]

i bought there entire stock

[@danielextreme7638]

No anything but that!

[@SexyMcGee08]

Ayy MandRproductions

[@dylanpeel5625]

Hmm I think I know about this certain Florida MandR

[@BlackLicorice]

Pog

[@justsoicanfingcomment5814]

I live in Florida and was only 15 minutes away from the incident involving the bath salts zombie incident. The officer is shot the man over 20 times as he charged at them and did not go down until he was shot in the head two times. The authorities change the story later on to prevent Widespread Panic of a zombie outbreak because so many zombie movies and stories had come out recently people were scrambling to get guns and ammo and food. They didn't want it to get any worse so they change the story a little bit.

[@kam9908]

As a florida man myself, i have quite a few of my own stories.

[@dustybuns3921]

ah yes Florida man the only MCU villain more dangerous than thanos

[@gustavsberzins5639]

Florida: I'm the sunshine state Animals and swamp: And I took it personally.

[@siaskies1704]

7:36 I know swans wake up every morning and choose violence, but come on, man.

[@jackiefighter]

"Man with no arms stabs tourist" is the most funniest among all the mentioned incidents 🤣🤣

[@mickthefamer2866]

I was expecting gray still plays to be here I'm sad now

[@arandomperson3279]

Same. :(

[@rickaaay3938]

Same 😂😂😂

[@fredjackson9826]

Yeah me too

[@ericp9479]

“Barbed wire”. No, that’s razor wire. It’s so much worse.

[@seanmessick9330]

Sure it’s not concertina wire?

[@GrandpaPapi]

this video should be called “a day in the life of the florida man.”

[@anglebroussard5806]

Hahaha can't stop laughing at the "Airborne alligator"

[@kam_ui]

It's scary to think that a place full of alligators and crazy people isn't even considered the most dangerous.

[@FutureCommentary1]

He wasn't drinking AND driving. He only drank at Stop signs. I am dead.

[@gilbertotabares8196]

I embrace my Florida manliness. And I encourage the insanity of my fellow Florida brethren and sisthren. *CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE!!*

[@allkindavidzparanormal6949]

Florida Man here also..I too encourage insanity of my fellow crazy Florida brothers and sisters

[@shawnhampshirehick101]

🤔👍🤘🤠

[@ethannunes186]

Me: Hears Florida man Me: Graystillplays??

[@kylewhite9383]

*Walks into Florida restaurant* “So, how about those straws?” *gets kicked in stomach*

[@NthnLikeCodeine]

used to count alligators on the side of the road on road trips when I lived in Florida. Also several neighbors and friends were chased by gators, it was a pretty regular thing over there.

[@mr.frozenghost6458]

3:18 that's the true type of American

[@maybenathan3060]

I once saw on the news : stops a street fight by running them over with his car

[@Baylesly]

As being from Florida I can say that is wouldn’t be surprised if I saw any of these thing in real life

[@thunderbird1921]

I remember a story about a Florida pizza store employee having to shoot a madman in a Halloween mask attacking him with a wooden post and scissors. It turned out though that the attacker was a North Carolina man who had a big criminal history, so no "Florida Man" crook here, just a "Florida Man" defending himself.

[@Uddaybhaikabaap]

"finally a worthy opponent" - Polish man

[@K37-h1z]

Best comment yet

[@Saintbow]

When they get a famous band that writes a song about "polish man", then Polish man is worth to be mentioned in the same sentence of FL Man

[@iwantsexseemyvideo2053]

🛑

[@atomarkanov8201]

I'm a Polish man who lives in America. So everybody is pretty much doomed.

[@AufWiedersehen550]

As someone who lives in Florida, I can say that all Florida man stories are 100% true

[@fgnnl4204]

Florida's number one attraction is witnessing a Florida Man in action.

[@Alvionalx]

_Breaking News_ : Florida man who play Minecraft reportedly faking a Minecraft “ *speedrun* “.

[@giratina1012]

Dream

[@Alvionalx]

Yes

[@alpaxolotl]

House in Florida surrounded by police after neighbor heard the man screaming "Oh George"

[@xypher2589]

"Anything goes in Florida chances are you won't be the first" - Maury. Big mouth

[@MLGpaxatax]

"And I'm proud to be a Floridian! At least I know I'm free!"

[@laskyB09]

“Florida Man caught dancing on Police Cruiser, Claims he was threatened by vampires.”

[@theboy6888]

New fear unlocked, projectile reptiles😂💀

[@SonarThug756]

I learn so much from The Infographics Show even more than school😂

[@Stormz777]

lol same i love these guys

[@user-ov8cu5ff2y]

These weren't even top 100 of the craziest things I've heard Florida man do

[@LEEYAHP]

I heard that a woman stabbed her husband with a squirrel.

[@Sultan_europa]

Really?

[@lieutentantshark914]

Lets hang out after school The kid named out: The kid named school:

[@starwarfan8342]

Jokes invented and patented in Florida

[@evil778]

I saw one headline quite similar to the cooked chicken story. "Florida Man Accused Of Attacking Girlfriend With A Banana" BONUS HEADLINE: "Florida Man Wrecks Liquor Store, Blames It On A Caterpillar.

[@CamdenMade]

As a transplant Floridian I can honestly say living here is like living in a weird, circus-like, theme park where everyday is Halloween, July 4th and Cinco De Mayo. I love it here hahahahaha

[@florida-boy]

Thanks Infographics for acknowledging my fathers, I hope to be in their shoes one day!

[@garlandgarrison3739]

Me a Georgian: **nervous sweating**

[@geidysosa3212]

Don’t be mate you are friends

[@d.dementedengineerc99isurf26]

Georgia born and raised, I am. Howdy!

[@Bigfoot_With_Extra_Stuff]

Yeah my skunkape cousin down there has told me about the crazy bigfoot hunters who go after him down there

[@MasonM1477]

Thaught I was on his trail the other day. Turned out to be an actual skunk.

[@KadenCat]

so you have memes and you exist I pity your cousin

[@soulubilityofficial6635]

I think my favorite Florida man headline has to be “Florida Man tries to ‘run’ to Bermuda in inflatable sphere, has to be rescued by coast guard, again”

[@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881]

Florida man resets the universe

[@BlastFurnace10]

Man I hope this blows up.

[@victor9]

the whole USA is Florida man right about now

[@ghostnebula8805]

Unfortunately

[@mercedeshernandez4492]

True

[@1-SFOD]

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[@1-SFOD]

@F**СК МЕ - СНЕСK МY РR0FILЕ ok boomer

[@1-SFOD]

@@iwantsexseemyvideo2053 boomer bot

[@dakrabking]

Lol yeah

[@Ferri-San]

Hey Roman want to play darts?

[@nehemiaspalomeque2372]

If you’re from Florida... I’m proud of us 😥😂 we made it to infographics y’all 😂🔥🤙🏽

[@guybrush1701]

I've always liked the dude who was breaking into women's homes on Woman's Day to tell them that he respects them, and this guy who set up a TV tray in the street to eat pancakes

[@JB-ot7sd]

I've heard that the reason why we have Florida man is because of Florida lawmakers having more transparency with crime. It's scary to think that this is happening everywhere. We just don't hear about it.

[@1luvmeka]

Notice how whenever something crazy happens it's always Florida, Cali, or Texas???

[@johnsimley]

NYC once had a man who raised a full grown Tiger in a Housing apartment in Harlem. So add us to that list.

[@sanazlol7433]

Honestly nowadays we all are psychopaths

[@thelivingglitch1371]

America in general is an insane asylum.

[@sophiahenderson4362]

Texas? Where j live mostly everyone is ok

[@spiritmatter1553]

You left out Colorado. Crazy murders and disappearances.

[@madonna118]

I just woke up and this is the first thing i see on my recommended😂

[@collectgemsosrs6298]

As a Florida man i can confirm ots one big GTA server

[@Crankclawhammer]

And the city is full of Trevors XD

[@collectgemsosrs6298]

@@Crankclawhammer yup lol

[@cyrusticar9332]

"Florida man break in a house shave cats head without stealing anything"

[@apcp7623]

As a Florida man myself I know this video is 100% spot on