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@davidboinonen96134 жыл бұрын
Florida. The only state where the more north you go the more southern ya get
@kevinmcrae33544 жыл бұрын
David Bradley Oinonen Hahahahahahahaha Brilliant !
@marcfranklin44304 жыл бұрын
Northern Florida is called South Georgia
@marcfranklin44304 жыл бұрын
@The Muckler Geographically no, but northern Florida has the same barefoot/blackened feet, lifted trucks outfitted with the Confederate Flag of Surrender hicks as Georgia running around in Walmart.
@JuanSanchez-di4rs4 жыл бұрын
As someone living in Miami who used to roadrun up the state to Orlando or Gainesville...true as fuck😂😂😭🤣
@jmorel424 жыл бұрын
New York is like that too
@Adiscretefirm5 жыл бұрын
True story, the US Army used to send their surgeons to Jackson Memorial in Miami for residency because that was the best place to get experience treating gunshot wounds.
@substitutelife13265 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised they didn't send them to Chicago
@kasparovthegodofwar5 жыл бұрын
I believe that
@danieltaylor69155 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@zinho91695 жыл бұрын
@@substitutelife1326 He said used to. Chicago was not always the most violent city, their problem is more recent.
@jacobcasmus18825 жыл бұрын
that's neat lol
@LetsgoPats565 жыл бұрын
Miami could best be described as an online GTA server that’s come to life.
@omegamark91785 жыл бұрын
LetsgoPats56 people on outside laugh, but as a native Floridean, that is so dead-on true
@BootboysnHarleys5 жыл бұрын
@@omegamark9178 "Florida man flies hydra jet and fucks everything up, then steals flying bike." Sounds like a real fucking Miami headline, youre right.
@kylef87035 жыл бұрын
LetsgoPats56 just look at Brazil if you think Miami is a realistic interpretation of GTA lol 😂
@davidtuttle75565 жыл бұрын
How do I like this 100x?
@kontrabanned5 жыл бұрын
Living in Jax, and having visited Miami a number of times, the entire state of Florida is a pvp zone. The farther south the higher the level.
@mar10ssj13 жыл бұрын
""Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give the man a bank and he can rob the world." - Abraham Lincoln, probably.
@twofishes88463 жыл бұрын
Really? I never heard honest Abe was credited for that adage. Who cares? I revisited stream this Oct. 2021. Timely and brilliant for our times! Thanx for sharing your comment. I'll franchise Abe's adage into my public jaw-boning!
@Justin-en8de7 ай бұрын
Or what some three toothed inbred said in a moonshine fever dream
@josephvanrijk19974 жыл бұрын
Ngl, I went to Miami once and I watched these two guys fight in a parking lot at 9am while I was walking to the beach. One guy got his ass beat, got into his Jeep, and ran over the guy that beat his ass. GTA in real life
@messeduppreviousrecommenda99094 жыл бұрын
What happened to ran over guy
@josephvanrijk19974 жыл бұрын
messed up Previous recommendation I ran down to see if I could help or do anything. The dude in the Jeep got out and sat on the curb like he knew not to try and run or something. The dude that got hit had a broken leg with a bone sticking out. I had to call the cops and they asked me a couple months later to appear in court as a witness but I’m from Indiana and I saw it on vacation. So I assume the dude has recovered his injuries, but still. Florida is wild
@spderman1234 жыл бұрын
i saw like 4 people fighting ouside of wallgreens in miami lol
@shidanearone94664 жыл бұрын
Windsor me lube parking lot out of control dont know why
@imheresoidontgetfined4 жыл бұрын
The south is wild mane 😂
@MichaelOdomwest16thAve4 жыл бұрын
Everyone from Florida knows South Florida and Orlando are their own provinces. The rest of Florida is more country than most people know.
@julianstudebaker10064 жыл бұрын
Can confirm, the bigger cities are completely different from actual Florida.
@serenas81444 жыл бұрын
Born and raised in Orlando, live in Ft Lauderdale, and your right. 😎🌴
@bman61984 жыл бұрын
Been living in Orlando for about 6 years now, moved here from the Melbourne area. Orlando could definitely be considered its own province lmao
@collinchack56994 жыл бұрын
It depends we’re you are up. North if it’s country
@mikestrevel72834 жыл бұрын
north florida is pretty much like the town in Road house
@oam27205 жыл бұрын
Miami: A sunny place, for shady people
@KyleLThayer5 жыл бұрын
Good quote from our Floridian schemester Roger Stone
@chrisr15575 жыл бұрын
Actually that is key west
@howey9355 жыл бұрын
Thats the perfect description. I got deported from Miami in the late 90s when i was caught with 2 suitcases of khat at the airport. There was a loophole in the law where somehow i wasnt arrested just deported but that loophole has been well and truly closed.
@sausaugefest5 жыл бұрын
Raylan Givens
@azraelpink23525 жыл бұрын
Tampa Bay for sure
@phaines9 Жыл бұрын
As a Floridian who moved to NY. I miss it, Florida is different and if you're not from there you might never understand. Especially Miami😊
@Martell-XO9 ай бұрын
A lot of inmates in asylums find comfort there. To each their own. Probably better than letting them loose.
@BlooGremlin7 ай бұрын
This has the same feel as kyle from south park saying "its a jersey thing"
@Arginne6 ай бұрын
It’s a dumpster fire here of charlatans, mentally ill and scammers
@Arginne6 ай бұрын
@@Martell-XOFlorida is the asylum 😅
@takotruk72654 жыл бұрын
The only reason the show “Dexter” is realistic is because it’s in Miami.
@Neocaridina4 жыл бұрын
And filmed in Long Beach
@edgeofenlightenment70884 жыл бұрын
But it's one of the best god damm shows fucking ever, ever!!! And good point about it happening in Miami and being realistic...
@sed8me694 жыл бұрын
Dexter: as a spy.......
@takotruk72654 жыл бұрын
Edge of Enlightenment yeah it’s an amazing show
@udednow4 жыл бұрын
@@takotruk7265 except for that ending. 😒
@jdrew93495 жыл бұрын
Stop lumping in Miami with the rest of Florida. Miami is its own country.
@drmmr5615 жыл бұрын
It really is.
@feedmewifi_4775 жыл бұрын
Crazy Drew aka north cuba
@nicholasb.22935 жыл бұрын
Florida is its own country too tho
@nicholasb.22935 жыл бұрын
@@anonymousperson7889 the rest of the WORLD literally makes Florida Man jokes..... That should tell you something
@anonymousperson78895 жыл бұрын
@@nicholasb.2293 most of the world has never been to Florida, so what's your point? Is it they are just lemmings? Warm weather, beautiful people, best beaches, clear water, coral reefs, amazing cities, I have made my case. If you don't like paradise, that's on you. I'm glad you aren't here.🤣🤣 Summer doesn't start in June here, its always summer in Florida. Shorts and flip-flops, relaxing drink and peace and happiness. Things you could never imagine are true here.
@I_am_so_smart_S_M_R_T5 жыл бұрын
“Florida is great b/c it’s close to America”. True.
@nystagmus4 жыл бұрын
MKN that is a very old saying
@Bundles4204 жыл бұрын
He said Miami, not Florida. Miami is basically a Spanish country
@Bundles4204 жыл бұрын
The rest of Florida at isn’t Miami Dade, is good ol boys and girls.
@abandonedfetus20614 жыл бұрын
The United States is great because it’s close to America
@dtm_nascar4 жыл бұрын
MKN Joe ‘ kzbin.info/www/bejne/pmrZc5qsl9Ckfck ‘ Rogan
@CoachCommerce2 жыл бұрын
I've lived in Central Florida my whole life. First time I ever went to Miami was in college. No joke, I witnessed a car full of guys get into a shootout with the cops in an intersection right in front of my car. At that moment I know it was the craziest place in this country. lol
@tronic23572 жыл бұрын
same here, i went down there for the first time last week (drove from orlando) and it was insanity
@williamhermann6635 Жыл бұрын
If you think thats crazy, dont come to Chicago lol
@30h5tillimdead Жыл бұрын
@@williamhermann6635 Chicago is boring though
@williamhermann6635 Жыл бұрын
@@30h5tillimdead Depends on your idea of boring. Plenty to do in Chicago, but you're also likely to be carjacked or catch a stray bullet.
@aidanhammer6968 Жыл бұрын
@@30h5tillimdead Free ice tho in Chicago. More ways than one.
@springhillgolfer8785 жыл бұрын
There are probably more New Yorkers in Florida than there are in the entire NYC area.
@hectormorones87335 жыл бұрын
So true. A lot of weirdos from New York go there and fit just right in
@ignaciogomez29525 жыл бұрын
New Yorkers are ruining Florida.
@slowjack78935 жыл бұрын
philly and jersey too. its a trip
@danieltaylor69155 жыл бұрын
By far
@EddieDuranLLC5 жыл бұрын
Gtfoh i dont see alot of newyorkers down here. I see some here and there..... But nothing crazy.
@onedeep97085 жыл бұрын
North Florida is Deep South Miami is Latin America/Caribbean
@adiliom57815 жыл бұрын
with rich white people sprinkled around and drugs with corrupt cops behind😂😂
@dannyzuko71825 жыл бұрын
Tampa is a mixture of both.
@AdamOfAngels5 жыл бұрын
Truth. There's nothing "southern" about south florida.
@DurzoBlunts5 жыл бұрын
Northern cuba
@AdamOfAngels5 жыл бұрын
@@Nate-ez1xh He also typed other words, about Miami, indicating that its separate from the South. And I agreed.
@vincethefrogman15 жыл бұрын
I've been born and raised in Florida I'm 33 and feel 66 its insane
@MsAli13135 жыл бұрын
Ugh, same... ppl are making this a real shit hole
@RealElongatedMuskrat5 жыл бұрын
Ahaha God bless, friend. Fight the good fight and keep those good Florida stories coming for the rest of us.
@klantifashakur98944 жыл бұрын
Send me cocaine
@bighomie68594 жыл бұрын
Mike Hawk 😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️☠️😂😂😂
@treauxlove72764 жыл бұрын
You never lied. I swear I've done so much crazy shit here it's unbelievable..
@DIGIT4LBUMLORD2 жыл бұрын
grew up in miami and lived there for 20 years, it was pretty chill... after I buried all my enemies
@V1ktorvaugn2 жыл бұрын
Did you just admit to murder on a joe rogan video
@DIGIT4LBUMLORD2 жыл бұрын
@@V1ktorvaugn dammit...i did it again...whats your address?
@rockks1766 ай бұрын
Leave no witness lol
@authorrayrogers4 жыл бұрын
I've lived in Florida most of my life. Everything this guy says is absolutely true. Florida is the wild West.
@Phantom95874 жыл бұрын
swamp version of wild west
@__Ryan_2 жыл бұрын
It’s not really though. I’m a native and there’s nothing Wild West about it. Big cities have drugs, crime and poverty. Go to New Jersey if you wanna see a real shithole. Also, Miami is not representative of the entire state of Florida. Most people here moved here from somewhere else. I’ve been to damn near every county in this state and it varies greatly. South Florida is a huge metropolitan area and all the shit that comes with it is there. Orlando and Tampa are fairly large. Jacksonville is the smallest of the larger areas. Every single town and city outside those areas are completely different. Northern florida is the Deep South. South Florida is full of New Yorkers and Caribbean people for the most part. The pill mills have been shut down too by the way
@rossyvizcarra19272 жыл бұрын
It’s too crazy out of control being treated like a movie
@michaelalmanza1178 ай бұрын
It’s kinda like a real life repeat of Scarface🙄🙄, Thank goodness I’m leaving Florida soon, it’s such a joke now, Can’t stand the weather and it’s so F***in’ crowded!!!
@RickLag85144 жыл бұрын
I went to college in Miami.. Crazy good time, didn't earn a single college credit 😂
@carstarsarstenstesenn4 жыл бұрын
so u wasted thousands of dollars to party in miami?
@trevmason23524 жыл бұрын
Carsten Kuehn college man
@M0rdFustang4 жыл бұрын
Sounds about right 😂
@M0rdFustang4 жыл бұрын
@@carstarsarstenstesenn other people waste thousands to party in shittier places tbh
@RickLag85144 жыл бұрын
@@carstarsarstenstesenn 36 grand
@fredo31065 жыл бұрын
Florida is the strangest place I've ever visited. I was vacationing in Miami where the rich and famous live like Versace, just a few miles south you'd be in the swamps with people like Bobby Bushay.
@dannyzuko71825 жыл бұрын
South Florida is bizarre. The wealthy and poor/middle class live in such close proximity to each other.
@pw43315 жыл бұрын
I'm watching waterboy as we speak lmfao
@evanmeredith53925 жыл бұрын
@@pw4331 watching youtube while watching waterboy? Bobby mama say, you the devil
@AdamOfAngels5 жыл бұрын
100% true. In Palm Beach, where the comedy club is, you're hanging out with ritzy upper class people and paying valet just to go shopping, and literally a few blocks over is one of the most dangerous parts of town.
@hardcorebarbell5 жыл бұрын
Never mistake wealth and fame for real importance or meaning. I seriously doubt the fact Bill Gates is a billionaire soo many times over has ever made anyone sleep better or get laid. But I guarantee a Bobby Boucher type dude will sit down can chill with you, grill, and help talk shit to a woman and get you laid. Ain't no way rich and famous ppl make anyone's life better by living in a certain area so that's bs. LA is one of the most expensive places on Earth to live and if the place isnt shaking apart, ppl are dying of strange diseases or cancer from all the cosmetics and sun. Between the transgenders, transsexuals, bisexuals, and weird shit going on in Cali I beg to differ that workin your life away and drinking yourself to sleep while playing the depression game on social media meanwhile ppl are altering their sex organs down the road.. Yeah fuck Cali and all the rich and famous wanting that life. Cali has nice sand, oooooooo Cali has nice Shark water oooooooo I'm not 8 or 88, living on the beach doesn't have all the appeal ppl give it and especially if it's in the asscrack of America. Cali is probably about to earthquake itself into the ocean with all these freaks and along with the rich and famous too. Shove that "theres soo many ppl mixed in" Oh my gosh I'm 15 and haven't lived to see anything, mentality, up your sheltered pretentious, living life through the internet, ass.
@jeremeymcmillan45753 жыл бұрын
Are we going to ignore the fact this guy is hilarious.
@jaybirdjetwings75165 жыл бұрын
South FL is crazy, the rest of florida is just weird
@pdb2k1544 жыл бұрын
FACTS💯
@pdb2k1544 жыл бұрын
Giada_De_Low_Rent_Tits how was warlando? As my friends up their like to call it
@jaybirdjetwings75164 жыл бұрын
@Giada_De_Low_Rent_Tits Miami is beautiful tho, just certain parts like South Beach or wynwood area
@bacelo28224 жыл бұрын
DADE COUNTY
@adriant3964 жыл бұрын
Giada_De_Low_Rent_Tits I been living here for 4 years and absolutely love it idk what you talking about
@seanclements62065 жыл бұрын
Native Floridian here... It is hard to leave even though it's fucking insane
@KGODSMACKC5 жыл бұрын
Whats the weirdest situation you've come across in your experience?
@brolickscholar30835 жыл бұрын
Floridian for the last 16 years!!! It is nuts!!!
@kingkongdong60745 жыл бұрын
I live in Florida as well. Love it here
@dasit19655 жыл бұрын
KGODSMACKC a guy in my highschool dumped dog piss on a guy in English
@typ.14535 жыл бұрын
Im never leaving
@wesgriffin28015 жыл бұрын
LA invented road rage, Miami perfected it. Edit: I did not expect so many people to argue about which of their cities has more shitty drivers lmao.
@ecasey915 жыл бұрын
Invented it?? Have you ever been to Boston?
@mikasasukasa44795 жыл бұрын
@South Philly Mafia Tours someone is fucking mad lol
@MF-LXRD5 жыл бұрын
Have you people ever been outside of America?
@MF-LXRD5 жыл бұрын
Have you people ever been outside of America?
@soupxv2134 жыл бұрын
Russia invented and perfected road rage just look up Russia dash cam and you’ll see
@RobbsHomemadeLife2 жыл бұрын
My family came to Miami in 1919. In the 1980s I was working for a pharmaceutical company that got bought out by Baxter. Baxter was headquartered in Chicago. The company I worked for had three plants in Dade County and employed around 2000 people. Baxter decided that moving their headquarters to Miami would be a good idea. Several other top executives flew to Miami and upon leaving the airport and while on interstate I-95 they had some people that try to stop their car and rob and hijack them. A few months later some other executives flew to Miami from Chicago to scout out the area for the new headquarters and once again people try to rob them. In public. In broad daylight. Baxter decided Miami was not the best place to have their world headquarters. There is a professor named Borjas at Harvard University who has made his entire life's work the study of labor and immigration. He concluded that immigration was a racket and that the only economic benefit if any was captured by the people who hire immigrants and the immigrants themselves. Another university professor with similar credentials refuted the claims of Prof. Borjas by providing an example of Miami during the 1980s and 1990s. He said the economy in Miami was fantastic at that time. And it was full of immigrants so that proved immigration was an economic benefit. This is hysterically funny. During the 1980s and 1990s there was a waterfall of cocaine coming in to Miami totaling billions and billions of dollars. In the 1980s and early 1990s the economy of Miami was cocaine. Cocaine and fraud. One of my favorite stories of Miami was one told by Dave Barry. He talked about someone going to the Miami airport and waiting outside in the car in front of the terminal. In front of the car there were several other cars. In two of the cars people get out and begin shooting each other. Then a person in a third car completely unrelated to the people in the other two cars gets out of his car and begin shooting at both of them. I remember one night driving home from work and I got off the expressway and went downtown. The streets are narrow. In front of me appeared a police car. The police car stopped at another police car came up behind me. We were in front of the hotel. Both of the police officers got out of the car went around to the passenger side pulled out the revolvers and brace themselves over the hood of the cars pointing their pistols at the entrance of the hotel that I was directly in front of. Apparently, a serial killer had been located in the hotel and they were making sure the killer didn't leave through the front door. My brother once went to visit the neighborhood we grew up in. The house we used to live in was abandoned. He stopped his old car in front of the building and got out and began looking at it during the middle of the day. He said that he thought someone was behind him and he turned around and there was this large black man holding a large rock over his head getting ready to smash it down onto my brother. I found out later that the black supremacist cult Yahweh Ben Yahweh had made one of their headquarters the Saxon motel which was two blocks away. This cult was responsible for killing many people in Miami. They were told if they killed white people they would advance farther in the cult. The city of Miami was busy giving the cult large sums of money for being social activist during the day while at the night they were out murdering people. Not all of the members just a high-ranking leaders. I still love Miami. I still remember when there were hardly any people down here. Everyone that moves to Miami thinks that the history of the place started when they arrived. There has been crazy stuff going on from the very beginning. The biggest problem with the people in Miami and in Florida are the people that never accept it as their home and are always going to go back to where they came from or always compare it to someplace else and never get involved in making the place better. Very few people are involved in the community and almost none of them are committed. If the insurance companies keep raising the rates on property it's going to be interesting to see what happens to all the people living here in the future.
@johnmanney40132 жыл бұрын
That was entertaining as hell to read. Wow.
@stophating Жыл бұрын
You could do storytelling on a podcast specifically centered around Miami stories!
@OneEyedDrummerTDHE5 жыл бұрын
Yeah here in Nebraska its not okay to tip in blow... You gotta use Meth
@Juangui.5 жыл бұрын
Dawson Houser 🤣🤣
@chonch74415 жыл бұрын
That’s council bluffs
@tooooo-dc6dq5 жыл бұрын
1 more reason to not move to Nebraska
@doctornobody6115 жыл бұрын
I was gonna say that about missouri
@ralph405 жыл бұрын
I thought Nebraskans' tip was 'plant your corn early'.
@OneWay2King5 жыл бұрын
I’ve lived in Tampa almost all my life. We take pride in our “Florida woman/man” stories
@lumpwurtroot5 жыл бұрын
@South Philly Mafia Tours what?!
@gregoryking47965 жыл бұрын
South Philly Mafia Tours my man I left philly for Tampa and I can tell you that is not true. Not. At. All.
@unitedeagle40465 жыл бұрын
Palm Harbor here. We are city neighbors lmao
@ramadanmustafa42775 жыл бұрын
@@gregoryking4796 I'm from Jersey lived in Florida I think we equal .. the difference is pretty girls move to Florida they are born in Jersey /nyc
@MegaNiQ4 жыл бұрын
813
@dwecktek4 жыл бұрын
as a 24 year old home grown floridan reading comments like "Miami could best be described as an online GTA server that’s come to life" really makes me think i should consider moving
@janayh28174 жыл бұрын
I did. Best decision ever. Jacksonville born and raised, then Miami for 6 years. I went from basically South Georgia racism to the wild fucking west. I’m enjoying PA very much 😂 I do love home though, not gonna lie.
@ginamarietarsetti914 жыл бұрын
If i could gth out of here i def would...on disability from a real bad motorcycle accident...in a coma way too long...had to relearn EVERYTHING...TOO MUCH PAIN MEDICATION...NOW IM IN THE MIDDLE OF A LAWSUIT FROM SIDE EFFECTS...💔
@vexial123 жыл бұрын
@@janayh2817 cringe.
@bendinbeatz11723 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@TristanYoshi3 жыл бұрын
maybe there's somewhere else in Florida right for you dude
@DylanHart83 жыл бұрын
As a Brit my family often wonder why I’m always so invested in current event and politics in the US and Billy put it perfectly he just said it in regards to Miami but just as Miami today is the America of tomorrow. The America of today is the UK (and the whole western world for that matter) of tomorrow
@dree352 жыл бұрын
nah stop who gives a fuck about the UK
@bigolboomerbelly43489 ай бұрын
Sadly
@daleeasternbrat8168 ай бұрын
Florida Gun laws in the United Kingdom? Wow, I bet Piers Morgan would Love That. So would I. The thing is that if you tried to take the guns away here in Florida, there would be.... a Lexington Moment. The Sheriffs and their Deputies would side with the people and give a Middle Finger to that stuff. Watch what happens in Illinois. Bet nobody tries to Confiscate Weapons. Why? 1. The Second Amendment absolutely prohibits that. 2. They Better Not. This Ain't Australia.
@sapphirelatina2 ай бұрын
literally ! Thats me af - i pay attention to US politics more than UK cos our gov just follows whatever US does.
@eamonshields27545 жыл бұрын
Florida is crazy, recently back form Miami, it was a blast but you have to watch out for alligators, hurricanes, gang bangers, and soccer moms in Bentlys
@shaneomac75665 жыл бұрын
I'd still take my chances there than California!
@420Gaming6665 жыл бұрын
@@shaneomac7566 I live here in Florida near Orlando and it's not as bad as people say, def not as bad as California
@bafehd23365 жыл бұрын
What the fuck are you talking about. Like in every place when you a tourist you don't get to see the real crazy unless you live here. There's no alligators in Miami, Hurricanes are only in season and really barely ever cause significant damage in the miami area, gangbangers?? thats broward. Soccer moms in Bentleys is accurate. Miami is pretty chill otherwise.
@eamonshields27545 жыл бұрын
@@bafehd2336 Thats why its a joke lol. I lived in West Palm for awhile and commuted to Miami a good bit. I Love it down there. Probably moving to Lauderdale soon
@eamonshields27545 жыл бұрын
@@shaneomac7566 Definitely, despite Floridas craziness, I love it
@justmelvin83975 жыл бұрын
"Its basically a town of assholes." Living here my entire life, this sums up Miami so perfectly.
@RollingOrmond5 жыл бұрын
@To La Nope. Chuck Berry memorial was beautiful.
@CodyLamson5 жыл бұрын
Just Melvin I was driving for Uber last weekend on the beach, 2 New York girls get in ”so are you from Miami” I said nope moved here for the winter from Massachusetts, they asked what I thought of the people. I said vein and fake and they literally ROARED TO LIFE with how much they hate the people lmao. Sums up a lot of visitors. While I’m glad I got to spend the winter in Miami, away from the cold in Massachusetts, I’m happy to be leaving. This is a destination, not a home. The people who can make it a home are either from here and have family, or just have too much money to know what to do with.
@DS407642 жыл бұрын
And most of Florida
@matthewrodriguez45832 жыл бұрын
Living here my whole life too.. town of assholes is about right
@KALINGANJA0072 жыл бұрын
Fort Myers is RETARD city
@the_Gerken4 жыл бұрын
I live in south florida and I can confirm all of everything that is being said
@fobbitoperator36204 жыл бұрын
I live in Chicago, & yuz sound like a bunch'a jagoffs!
@slattermerslab55353 жыл бұрын
@@fobbitoperator3620 OK Chicago if we're jagoffs then you guys are for sure nuts
@fobbitoperator36203 жыл бұрын
@@slattermerslab5535 Yeah, that a fair point...
@pamelajackson693 жыл бұрын
The movie Pain and Gain with Mark Wahlberg & The Rock is also just freaking crazy and of course it's based on a true story that took place in Florida. When I first saw it I had no idea it was actually based on a true story and when I found out that it was, it absolutely blew my mind. It's so messed up. I had to go back and watch it again. I love the movie! Not at all surprised that it took place in Florida. I've been there only once in my adult life and have never had the desire to go back. People were incredibly rude and everywhere we went it seemed like there was some crazy situation going on between locals.
@rossyvizcarra19272 жыл бұрын
I lived here for more than 15 years and it’s still like this with people
@johnandrew4441 Жыл бұрын
Welcome to my city bitches
@musicandpoetry_8 Жыл бұрын
I feel like I live in the “good part” of FL and it’s not for me
@warriorspiritmovers258910 ай бұрын
I have never regretted buying a movie ticket more than to that movie
@Nacerodz10 ай бұрын
Try Scarface!
@RichD20245 жыл бұрын
As a South Florida resident, I can concur everything described by Corben is 100% accurate.
@jonathanallen95965 жыл бұрын
You can't just say miami. It's South FL...the Tri county....Dade, Broward and Palm Beach
@-.-45955 жыл бұрын
are those close to miami by any chance?
@davidherbella71655 жыл бұрын
Uhh.. yes you can.. Miami Dade (mainly Aventura to Kendall, Doral to Miami Beach) is a whole different vibe to Broward and west Palm.. though to be fair, they're all insane.
@zarc0n5 жыл бұрын
@@-.-4595 yes they are all close to each other, there's this thing called a map and the south Florida part will show you this.😎👀
@-.-45955 жыл бұрын
@@zarc0n I apologize for my lame joke😂
@cocouffs5 жыл бұрын
@@davidherbella7165 very different vibe in Broward compared to PBC n yes both crazy or just insane depending where you go.
@azerak_official4 жыл бұрын
I thought shooing away alligators was normal as a kid xD
@jolliv39823 жыл бұрын
Haha so true. Love the nature in fl
@sob56073 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@tjack3213 жыл бұрын
Wait..... It's not?
@andrewvu17523 жыл бұрын
@@tjack321 there were 24 Gators next to me on a freshwater beach next to me while fishing
@andrewvu17523 жыл бұрын
@@mongo3438 funny you say that that's exact what I do, I catch them "accidentally"
@johnw3952 Жыл бұрын
Florida is a great state. Low taxes, great beaches, and theme parks. Not only that, they have the best governor in the nation in Ron DeSantis. Miami, however, is a horse of a different color.
@melanatedking37635 жыл бұрын
Remarkable he is talking about Miami, Florida for 20 minutes and never uses the word Tourism.
@fabiotellez61925 жыл бұрын
Nice Catch
@jebby163 жыл бұрын
He sounds a bit clueless.
@daxterkiddo5 жыл бұрын
Jamie has been waiting forever to use that thumbnail
@trapchurches5555 жыл бұрын
Facts
@mosaicmonk43805 жыл бұрын
lol
@goldenmemes515 жыл бұрын
Ahahahahahaab bucks bunny cutting off florida lmao
@figotlatenby5885 жыл бұрын
@@kemicbi Is vcpr like the radio station? Damn I'd tune into that, if only we had a chilled out bill and Ted Floridian tin foil hat infowars.
@figotlatenby5885 жыл бұрын
@@kemicbi I don't know what it is, but if they said crazy shit like that, 10 bucks says I'd listen to it.
@nilamelody4 жыл бұрын
Welcome to Florida, where we get to experience 2 seasons.. Summer, and HOT SUMMER
Don’t forget 5 days of 65 degree weather in January then hot as fuck again season.
@Iwontreadyourreply10 ай бұрын
As a tattoo artist in Canada I can confirm that tipping with cocaine is a regular occurrence lol
@__Ryan_5 жыл бұрын
Florida is crazy because its a melting pot. Perhaps thee most diverse state in the union. You get lots of strange things down here
@pdb2k1544 жыл бұрын
Facts you got Hispanics blacks and whites n more n hella Cubans n so flo
@MrViki604 жыл бұрын
Its diverse and a shithole, how surprising.
@gregoryswift95735 жыл бұрын
You talk about Florida being so connected to cocaine. The pill mills were ten times worse as a collective experience.
@destynova45124 жыл бұрын
Yeah the whole cocaine thing is dated. Sure still coke goes through there, but not like back in the day.
@Cwright3864 жыл бұрын
For real Cokes around but it's been dead, FLA is the oxycontin/opium pill highway
@singhatar09124 жыл бұрын
Yea I think cocaine is more of just an LA Western Europe type drug now
@joshlowe22334 жыл бұрын
Gregory Swift the pill mills were stage one of the CIAs plan to import tons of heroine once afghan poppy was secured by US forces . The death rate of the opioid crisis does not come from oxycodone it doesn’t even come from heroin it comes from fentanyl produced in China mixed with heroin witch is deadly. Almost weaponized suicide for addicts
@drpepper38384 жыл бұрын
illegal cocaine has always been popular in the Netherlands yeah but xtc still nr1
@omahajoe54215 жыл бұрын
Maybe they just haven't done any DMT in Florida yet. Jamie pull up affects of DMT on societies
@joshaustin91195 жыл бұрын
Only place ive done it. Ayahuasca ceremonies everywhere. Legal ayahuasca churches
@trippsmclovin5 жыл бұрын
Plenty of dmt here. Also badass ayahuasca retreat chrches.
@Pyrethryn5 жыл бұрын
*exhales into microphone*
@TheRealpennyInfo5 жыл бұрын
😂
@quantezwatts4364 жыл бұрын
We've had dmt since the early 90's.
@libbybrew2 жыл бұрын
I lived and traveled all over central and south Florida from mid1999-2020 I witnessed and/or participated in every thing this podcast mentioned and PLENTY MORE. THIS MAN IS SPOT ON. I usually don't tell stories. Most people would not believe them. Some I will take to the grave, because "we made a deal". Real talk.
@chipschleichardt56415 жыл бұрын
Florida, where 1/2 gram of coke is the standard tip.
@HarryBalzak5 жыл бұрын
My carpenter buddy did some work in Florida and he told me one client asked him if he wanted to be paid in coke or cash. Keep in mind this was 10s of 1000s of dollars of work. EDIT: and the 80s
@rumncoke30595 жыл бұрын
best way to tip
@eoghancallaghy37565 жыл бұрын
I used to deliver pizzas here in college and I was tipped in coke quite a bit
@AfricaGeo5 жыл бұрын
@@HarryBalzak what a lie!!!! lol Funny story tho...
@HarryBalzak5 жыл бұрын
@@AfricaGeo Could be a lie. I wasn't there.
@EASportz4 жыл бұрын
“The greatest thing about Miami is that is so close to the United States!”
@pdb2k1544 жыл бұрын
Another guy redid the comment much much better”The greatest thing about Florida is that it’s so close to the United States” I like that one 1000 times better
@Lucas-xv2kb4 жыл бұрын
I’ve been living in Miami most of life and i can say a lot of what he’s saying is true. It’s very hard to trust people down here but it definitely builds character and makes you more aware that not everybody is here to be your friend, i remember visiting New York City for the first time and was absolutely shocked by how nice the people were there compared to how they are here
@rafaelrodriguez70413 жыл бұрын
factually bro I remember going to Cali and was surprised by how nice everyone was store people greeting and shit it's crazy lol
@uprebel51503 жыл бұрын
As a Midwesterner, that sounds insane.
@DS407642 жыл бұрын
Living in Florida teaches you to grow up overnight due to the extremes
@ADHD_Lothario2 жыл бұрын
You didn’t go to the projects for sure… if you had gone to the south Bronx or east ny Brooklyn. You’d probably have a different feeling 🤡 manhattan is a tourist zone. Comparing the 2 cities is kinda retarded ngl
@PrestonMadrigal2 жыл бұрын
Came from Midwest to Tampa Area. I agree 100 percent you grow up overnight especially if you are trying to be something. I say tho the ones with the horrible attitudes are just trapping themselves in hell. I Found god here
@artholyokeАй бұрын
Being from Florida this is my favorite Joe Rogan show. You need to get Billy back on a new show
@jasonmason22745 жыл бұрын
Love this segment so much. I live in South Florida and the ignorance and hustle down here is astounding. The people down here hate regulation even if it protects them from being ripped off.
@gregscrabshack23072 жыл бұрын
Or poisoned
@Martell-XO9 ай бұрын
Everyone must have a secret (or not so secret) love of being bent over a barrel.
@alejandrocotilla28995 жыл бұрын
I love how this guy just throws all kinds of stats and Joe just says “wow”, instead of “hold on, Jamie google that shit”.
@ryancretaro72644 жыл бұрын
Lol that's everyone's answer, Google it
@edgeofenlightenment70884 жыл бұрын
This mother fucker ain't lying about alot of it and I lived it and he is a well respected bringer of truth he doesnt need to lie the truth is that fucked up
@IvanOoze19904 жыл бұрын
You from Florida?
@photostudio67884 жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan doesn't argue with his guests. That's why people go on his podcast.
@rodrigoodonsalcedocisneros44194 жыл бұрын
He doe fact check usually, but in this case all the Floridian crap sounds so right to him he didn't need to lol
@pdb2k1544 жыл бұрын
North Florida: Racist Central Florida: Both racist and fun West coast of Florida: Quiet South Florida: If Cuba and Haiti has a baby it’s south Florida
@thedukeofchutney4684 жыл бұрын
I’d say South FL would be NYC and Cuba’s baby as opposed to Haiti.
@derrick19814 жыл бұрын
@@thedukeofchutney468 Edp4455 is spot on. Apparently you've never lived here.
@Nine7Media4 жыл бұрын
@@derrick1981 Apparently you never lived in miami. I grew up in miami, its definately fucking cuban. Now i live in north florida and can confirm its both equally racist and ghetto.
@derrick19814 жыл бұрын
@@Nine7Media What are you talking about I live in Miami lakes and its a lot of both cubans and Haitians. that's what he is saying.
@bigcoochieboi37514 жыл бұрын
Edp4455 west coast is not fucking quiet ion know what makes u think it’s quiet...over there is the most buildings that traffic and most criminal activity
@GuyFerzOfficial4 жыл бұрын
Lived in Miami my whole life. Kids be putting coke in salt shakers like it's a joke lmao.
@brrvi9214 жыл бұрын
Guy Ferz Remember when some classmates were trying to drink their friends blood
@pdb2k1544 жыл бұрын
Brr Vi yea but that was in central Florida
@sob56073 жыл бұрын
@@brrvi921 lmao I relate to all of you guys, thank you for sharing 😭😹🥴
@KamariFerrari3 жыл бұрын
What area was this?
@madmike0173 жыл бұрын
Legit nobody does this
@Arcideeznuts5 жыл бұрын
Florida fuckery? I love that 😂 I lost it when he said you should need a passport to go 😂😂😂
@hewnent15 жыл бұрын
fuckatry
@rossyvizcarra19272 жыл бұрын
Definitely
@sahpi01755 жыл бұрын
Joe “the whole thing is so strange” Rogan
@brn3k8125 жыл бұрын
you people need to stop doing this its so lame
@lo-fiFromChicago5 жыл бұрын
@@brn3k812 BRN "stop doing this!" 3K
@ballinhobo86035 жыл бұрын
@@brn3k812 BRN "You People" 3K
@unskinnedskeleton5 жыл бұрын
BRN 3K BRN “it’s so lame” 3K
@unskinnedskeleton5 жыл бұрын
Hulk Hogan alright, hulkamaniac, maybe that’s a little too far.
@BrettonFerguson Жыл бұрын
I also think a small part could be the climate. You have to be somewhat organized in Michigan or you will freeze to death in winter. Like if you are completely whacked out of your mind, stripping you clothes off, running around naked or in just tshirt and shorts, you will freeze to death in Michigan. I've met homeless people and also young people who like to party and don't want to work, some of them would come to Michigan during the summer, but say they were going back south to Florida or southern California during the Winter. In Michigan to be homeless in the winter you need some basic supplies like a tent, sleeping bag, blankets, warm clothes. That's minimum. If you get high and lose these things, you are fucked. In Florida you can survive with almost nothing. They don't want to go to states like Arizona, Texas, or Mississippi. So they go to southern California and Florida. They can get high, party, be completely irresponsible, and still be okay. Not freeze to death in winter. Sleep under a bridge, on the beach, in an abandoned house. People sleep in abandoned houses in Michigan, but in winter you can still freeze to death if you don't have enough blankets, sleeping bags, clothes, or a heater. Plus you have to keep all this clean and dry or it won't keep you warm.
@mochamartian318910 ай бұрын
Brilliant 😂 5-7 months of winter will really bring out that survival instinct
@sabasklahn60125 жыл бұрын
I drive/work in Miami everyday. Worst drivers EVER!If you’re sitting at a red light, the second the light turns green SOMEONE is going to honk their horn.
@Dashoost5 жыл бұрын
Lmao so true! the same people honking at you from behind are the same idiots you get stuck behind who are staring at Facebook on their phones not paying attention while the turn signal goes red so they have to drive like maniacs and honk at everyone to get out of their way because they are going to be late and of course that's your fault.
@andresvalentin69245 жыл бұрын
I live in the DC area so I'm used to that shit! I'd take my chances down there anyday than stay in DC.
@leonG9567-w2t5 жыл бұрын
Miami drivers da boof 😂
@davidtuttle75565 жыл бұрын
@@andresvalentin6924 They dont understand The Mess. Miami is bad but Anywhere in DC can turn into a parkinglot at anytime, with no rhyme or reason. Ive lived in both places, but Miami is predictable, and you can park...sometimes. DC i just took the metro and prayed.
@redneckhippiefreak5 жыл бұрын
Why are you still sitting at a green light? You have One job...Drive.
@infamousroy44214 жыл бұрын
When I think Miami as an Brit all that comes to my mind is Tommy Vercetti.
@skitz-oh4 жыл бұрын
Nah for me is Tony Montana
@FirstOnRaceDayCapri29043 жыл бұрын
Miami Vice
@luxuryballer82915 жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan says absolutely nothing: Billy Corben: We call that "Miami Silence".
@davidcrossfield69433 жыл бұрын
Born and raised in South FL, and the best years of my life were spent in the U.S. Army, getting yelled at, and doing push-ups all day.
@MurdochsTune5 жыл бұрын
Florida native 37 years, northeasterners RUINED this place. Too many yuppies and regulations now.
@smilebro1005 жыл бұрын
Fucking real
@Sturmbro6295 жыл бұрын
@fillmorenyc1 He said he's a Florida native, and you called him a hillbilly. Hill are few and far between in FL.
@cstwin59985 жыл бұрын
fillmorenyc1 there are no hills in Florida
@chrise49945 жыл бұрын
fillmorenyc1 20th Group is there.
@mowad94055 жыл бұрын
You massive RUBE lmao you really took the wrong lesson from this clip...the lack of regulation and the non yuppies is what they're referring to as CRAZY...but keep on keeping on Cleetus, watch out for dem alligators
@landonic815 жыл бұрын
I moved to Florida and I can't get enough of Florida Man. He's everywhere here. Everywhere
@landonic815 жыл бұрын
@Jordan Schlansky Yes well aware but it's not just that. This place is legit nuts. Wildest state I've ever lived in. A fuckin circus
@dprince19875 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@nowelbobke15065 жыл бұрын
Im Canadian and im from Alberta and i moved to Florida in high school for 2 years, liked a lot of the people i met, but boy is Florida a change its pretty crazy, i love it honestly.
@TaauRine5 жыл бұрын
Nowel Bobke That’s an insane change of scenery compared to Alberta
@nowelbobke15065 жыл бұрын
Taurine x Yeah the first night I got there with my family it was night and I had no idea where we were and we pulled up to a gas station and this guys truck was riddled with bullet holes, he also had his Daughter in that same truck. Pretty funny first impressions but I loved it in the end lol.
@douglasschnieder78163 жыл бұрын
Same..Embry Riddle Univ All good...should have stayed Daytona Hope u r doing well Bless u !
@siskinfall3 жыл бұрын
I’m a European, and on our first day holidaying in Florida apart of the damn mall we were going to was cutoff by yellow tape cause someone was murdered.
@jorvon400003 жыл бұрын
Only the strongest may survive down here
@swettyspaghtti5 жыл бұрын
Anyone else read this as Billy Corgan?
@toms31425 жыл бұрын
Shape shifters
@jaybee26205 жыл бұрын
Billy Conforto
@jaydyer66825 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for 2 baldies to start talking instead I got a magic the gathering player
@detroitblk88695 жыл бұрын
me
@thatwasntworthit5 жыл бұрын
guilty. then I saw him and I thought "he's put on weight"
@seabrook19765 жыл бұрын
As a native Texan, I love my Florida brethren.
@Gamerman01235 жыл бұрын
And I love you too my Texan Brethren.
@johnr88205 жыл бұрын
The white beaches of Pensacola are always open for you Texan’s
@maverickmason49465 жыл бұрын
And Florida loves Texas!
@alexecheverria89715 жыл бұрын
Hell yea Florida was a dope visit !
@mikethewise20005 жыл бұрын
Its funny because other than maybe Vagas I can't think of where to find crazier fucking Americans than in Texas and Florida. lol coming from Texas ye ye
@malcolmmckinley66775 жыл бұрын
I live in Pensacola, making me the most southern Floridian you can have.
@imgrizze4 жыл бұрын
Funny I have a friend from Miami who went to school in Pensacola and that's exactly what she said
@imgrizze4 жыл бұрын
@Ryan Wilson there's a joke about Florida that says the more north you go the more Southern it gets culturally
@100GTAGUY4 жыл бұрын
Funnily enough I lived in South (West) Florida and find this stereotype to be so far from the truth I have to mention this. You ever seen people of non Caucasian ethnicities flying a Confederate flag on a lifted f250 in a mud hole? Because I have lmao, talk about a mindfuck...
@100GTAGUY4 жыл бұрын
NostalgiaMan all I can say for sure is there's some mind boggling stuff you'll witness down in Collier county, particularly around in the golden gate estates.
@scottashe9843 жыл бұрын
Flip any cow patties down there?
@mattepton57312 жыл бұрын
Florida is not only it’s own country, but it’s own planet…I’ve had many great experiences there thankfully…
@cheekoandtheman5 жыл бұрын
The bail out was the probably the greatest financial crime in history ! We need to build a wall around Wall street , not Mexico
@jarhead211005 жыл бұрын
cheekoandtheman nah. The bailout made sense due to the fact that the mortgage industry was forced to abide by bad policies made in Washington. Banks were forced into bad loans, the bad loans went down horribly, the government bailed them out. It’s like when the government bailed out airlines after 9/11. The government shut them down. So they got a bailout. The difference was that the banks were fucked with in order to produce social equity. Not to stabilize a national security crisis.
@jakesimon93975 жыл бұрын
@@jarhead21100 that is quite possibly the dumbest thing I've ever read. You clearly have no idea about the causes of the crash. Read a book sometime
@jasonthompson81475 жыл бұрын
You really think the shits in DC are going to destroy the sugar daddy. That is exactly what Wall Street is.
@joefuller4765 жыл бұрын
Read "End the Fed" by Ron Paul if you really want to understand money, debt, and why the big bank bailouts were a bad thing
@jarhead211005 жыл бұрын
joe fuller make no mistake. The bailouts were nothing more than a temporary reprieve for a much larger set of problems. It was a bandage on a limb that needed amputation. The bailouts were a horrible idea that might very well cost us in the long run. The next recession might be far worse. Our government hasn’t learned a goddamn thing.
@Irv3505 жыл бұрын
This guy has an awesome radio voice
@cruzangel6165 жыл бұрын
“The Florida of today is the America of tomorrow “
@majorhurricane37125 жыл бұрын
He said the Miami of today, and it couldnt be any more true the rest of florida is catching up with Miami too
@gta54lyfe305 жыл бұрын
Maco Pempen Or Israel?
@Toastydoesrandom5 жыл бұрын
Then we’re fucked
@isaiahlasley46685 жыл бұрын
Fuck Spain, give it back to the Seminoles.
@deshaundozier5 жыл бұрын
Angel Cruz that's scary
@bryansuarez23962 жыл бұрын
Been living in Florida since 2010 and I can say I have accumulated trauma, and a lot of fucked up stories living here. Florida definitely is different from where I came from before living here.
@rossyvizcarra19272 жыл бұрын
It’s shady af
@scottwyatt16915 жыл бұрын
I clicked here because I saw a picture of Bugs Bunny.
@jeromejohnson255 жыл бұрын
As did I
@Sergeant_Camacho5 жыл бұрын
same
@figotlatenby5885 жыл бұрын
And proceeded to hear 1 of the funniest and surprisingly funny bits that I heard.
I’m from Miami, and I could confirm everything he said. Lol
@Snaffle5 жыл бұрын
You could? Why can't you anymore?
@ScorpioSoul-pe2pm5 жыл бұрын
Snaffle Lololol
@SebAnders5 жыл бұрын
Why would I trust you? You're probably indictable on Medicaid fraud!
@jossleo5 жыл бұрын
Yea...im from miami too. And unfortunately it is true.
@Cyprian965 жыл бұрын
@@Snaffle no he meant he could confirm, if you would ask him
@bras78555 жыл бұрын
i live in florida and let me tell you the reason why people are crazy here is because the temperature fluctuates like crazy which gets to peoples heads
@Theking1965 жыл бұрын
Fluctuates? The temp is like 80-90 most of the time, winter is like 1 week long.
@UptownRepresentative3 жыл бұрын
"LA invented road rage" lol. Dude clearly hasn't been in Russia.
@DownLow00994 жыл бұрын
I was a Cable guy for almost 6 years, got tipped doobies many times but never blow.
@BountyFlamor4 жыл бұрын
Maybe you didn't do a good job? :-))
@randolphespinosajr78104 жыл бұрын
Bet you saw a lot of naked wives.
@negan40894 жыл бұрын
@@randolphespinosajr7810 you watch too much movies. I was a yacht cleaner and diver in the keys. Seen a few bakinis but no naked wives
@randolphespinosajr78104 жыл бұрын
Good to know.
@bobmouse11784 жыл бұрын
I think imma start working cable now😂
@zerphase5 жыл бұрын
My dive instructor, Jim Abernathy, left his wife for a dolphin. He's from Florida.
@gilbertrivera12935 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@ecasey915 жыл бұрын
God bless
@73gmiller4 жыл бұрын
I believe it
@reubengangte13504 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@jakekaywell59724 жыл бұрын
Abernathy, as in the former AMC executive Abernathy? What a small world!
@TheDedloc5 жыл бұрын
Uhh in Illinois I'm pretty sure like 3 of our last 4 governors have gone to prison lol
@baltsosser5 жыл бұрын
Shhh, they call that the Illinois 'retirement package".
@trippsmclovin5 жыл бұрын
If only that happened in florida. Rick Scoot has been runnign the state since i was in High School. Almost 20 years ago.
@bettyswurld5 жыл бұрын
@@trippsmclovin did you know Rick Scott was born in Bloomington?
@RaeMachiavelli5 жыл бұрын
I can confirm this.
@overbeb4 жыл бұрын
At least they faced some consequences. Jeb Bush stole a Presidential election for his brother and just got away with it.
@hattorihanzo2705 Жыл бұрын
I love being Floridian. It's never a boring place, that's for sure.
@rogeliovilla38884 жыл бұрын
I’m a Mexican living In Florida most of my life,love it
@DonaldRoberts5 жыл бұрын
I live in Miami .. I lived on Brickell ave from 81- 85 all during everything he's talking about and it's all true !!! I graduated highschool at C.Gables in 76' ... I couldn't ever not live here ..!! Cause it's never gotten weird enough for me !!! Love it ...
@viktorcheng20615 жыл бұрын
Not surprised that Jorge Masvidal is from Miami, Florida.
@FreeIreland5 жыл бұрын
He's not.
@BLACK05GO15 жыл бұрын
@@FreeIreland He was just part of the local fight scene there. Several UFC Fighters have come out of that back yard fight scene.
@cryptochadwick79585 жыл бұрын
Masvidal is from Miami
@lordmegatron47895 жыл бұрын
he's not just fought with kimbo and whatnot
@thedoctormma94335 жыл бұрын
@@FreeIreland but he is though
@Chrisx3k2 жыл бұрын
Being from Florida and reading these comments is gold.
@VitalyMack2 жыл бұрын
The thing about Miami is that all of Florida is Miami...in one way or another
@NomadPoker15 жыл бұрын
Lived in South FL for 15 years. I can attest that everything he said is true. Lol Especially the driving, hands down worst in the country. No contest.
@unknowndriver66525 жыл бұрын
They make cars without blinkers in miami
4 жыл бұрын
Actually it's Louisiana
@marinemerchant5 жыл бұрын
Floridians do not even like Miami. It's a drive thru city for most.
@vagabondwastrel23615 жыл бұрын
Hurricane hits the east coast and the criminals go west instead of north. We just would get massive crime spikes.
@techno4evaa5 жыл бұрын
stfu you’re crazy
@Capitan_Chaos5 жыл бұрын
Fuck Miami. I live in Florida and I’ll never go down there.
@marinemerchant5 жыл бұрын
@kr tu lol touche ;)
@bruh23665 жыл бұрын
@kr tu the hatred between south florida and florida is something only true floridians understand
@cookedturkey5 жыл бұрын
I live in Florida and I recently learned my dad's mechanic fled South America because he was wanted for multiple bank robberies. Lmao
@renatenha5 жыл бұрын
OMG! Ahahahaha
@nofood15 жыл бұрын
@Obi-Wan Kenobi all the crazies from NY keep moving to Florida, i'll never move down there cause of that!!
@maciek81595 жыл бұрын
Everybody from ny is either moving to North Carolina or Florida
@erichood31695 жыл бұрын
@@gangsterdisciple759 u never been to ny fastest downtown traffic around.
@SupernaturalWB5 жыл бұрын
I think Chicago is the only city with a NY feel. Florida is great in just a few areas
@Lucy-vb8cf Жыл бұрын
Wow here in 2023 now spot on
@InvestBetter.4 жыл бұрын
Florida is crazy, but in a cool way California is crazy in a less than cool way
@pdb2k1544 жыл бұрын
California is depressing. I mean you walk across the street and there is shit everywhere. At least in Florida you got gators to keep ya company
@Peyotecactus4 жыл бұрын
Edp4455 The Hispters are killing Los Angeles the city is dead
@pdb2k1544 жыл бұрын
Harold yep I don’t think Sam Francisco is far behind especially with the recent attacks on Asian Americans up there. I think most of the state is a lost cause. There is some nice areas that are quiet. LA sucks Portland sucks Seattle sucks. The west coast ain’t doin that great
@bobandy62254 жыл бұрын
Edp4455 there’s a theme here, in the way they vote
@bigcoochieboi37514 жыл бұрын
Florida is home of meth
@lo-fiFromChicago5 жыл бұрын
Billy "I'm a native Floridian, and a lifelong Miamian" Corben
@aydnofastro-action17884 жыл бұрын
I lived in MY-ami 2004-2010. It’s the narcissism of the “Body-beautiful” culture. It’s ridiculous. I used to shop at Whole Foods and say “WTF? Did all the really really really ridiculously good looking people secretly agree’” let’s all move to south beach.”
@pdb2k1544 жыл бұрын
That’s what it’s know for bro that and LA both known for Beautiful women
@adriant3964 жыл бұрын
Yep that is completely true I go to the beach and I see regular girls that look like fucking Instagram models
@qanon12863 жыл бұрын
London has some of the most beautiful woman!
@tillerbuckets3863 жыл бұрын
@@qanon1286 when their mouths are closed lmao
@bendoever93533 жыл бұрын
@@tillerbuckets386 ☠️☠️☠️☠️
@captaindaddy86452 жыл бұрын
my father bought a house a house in the mid 80s in that area. the guy needed a cash sale ,left the country with his family and left everything he owed behind. the house had an electric gate that opened sideways, surrounded by jungle with a canal in the back with a boat.a Cadillac in the driveway and a large cement slab with chain link fence and a huge doghouse. the lights switch cover in the kitchen was a rottweiler so i assume that was beast in question. mirror sided pool table, and hilarious prints throughout the house.naked ladies and parrots. leather gucci baby pants.a weight room.so many other awesome 80s Miami shit.we just took over this Miami vice pad and did normal family stuff all surrounded by this strange circumstance and decor.it wasn't ever a topic of discussion. thats how normalized that lifestyle was back then.i remember more than once seeing as a child, a grown man running, getting tackled and then wailing cries as he was handcuffed in the Miami airport. people were not phased by it at all. top less diners, top less check cashing, and top less car washes were popular. the Cadillac was traded in for a white 87 5.0 5 speed convertible mustang. we went to lion country safari. i swear i saw a zebra sell coke to a giraffe.
@michaeldennis795210 ай бұрын
😂 And you probably did,lol!🤣
@soniateresagonzaleznieda32234 жыл бұрын
My uncle in Florida had a Tiger... a freaking female Tiger. It was like a big tamed cat chillin in the back yard. One day jumped the fence and the cops shoot her down. It was a sweet animal.
@jenniferreyesvaldes85753 жыл бұрын
🥲 poor baby. This made me sad.
@scottashe9843 жыл бұрын
I was in Bradenton when a bull got loose and was smashing through fences and clothes hanging out to dry. The cops chased it but couldn't stop it for hours. Lol
@wotabottle3 жыл бұрын
Sad
@johnferris95263 жыл бұрын
Thats so sad :'( You should go to Michael Jamison's channel on KZbin. He has two Bengal Tigers named Enzo and Diego. Very sweet animals most of the time. People just don't bother to understand Tigers. They are not man killers unless provoked or desperate. That is truly sad. I'm so sorry.
@lancermaza67263 жыл бұрын
@@johnferris9526 Tigers don’t live in America, in someone else backyard man. They are not pets.
@markusjones96254 жыл бұрын
Florida is my favorite state of all time and I Live In Southern California, just for some reason Florida is beautiful, fun, wild, whacky, and CRAZY! And that’s the way to LIVE LIFE! Have fun! It’s Florida!!!
@malibusmostwanted81535 жыл бұрын
Never thought I would hear “Hialeah “ in a joe rogan pod cast lol !!
@francisd70815 жыл бұрын
Oye acere pasame una coladitaaa
@vagabondwastrel23615 жыл бұрын
I am waiting for the sjws to figure out there is a town in florida named fat bitch.
@rooftop.voter5425 жыл бұрын
Vagabond Wastrel bravo. Hard LOL from that.
@vagabondwastrel23615 жыл бұрын
It isn't even a joke. That is what makes it great.
@cortez1212199335 жыл бұрын
HELL NAH lol
@DakotaRunSlower3 жыл бұрын
Listening to this man swallow his spit is probably one of the hardest things I've had to listen through.
@elierortiz56675 жыл бұрын
You ain’t a true Miamian unless you know what Hialeah is
@sindicatesix33364 жыл бұрын
Elier Ortiz a shithole
@maxgibson51314 жыл бұрын
cool ur from miami, shitty ass place but yah enjoy ur shitty hialeah
@lenbrad62584 жыл бұрын
AGUA, FANGO Y FACTORIA
@elierortiz56674 жыл бұрын
Sindicate Six 2:49
@elierortiz56674 жыл бұрын
Max Gibson 3:17
@Notorious3o54 жыл бұрын
There's nothing like Miami, from the hoods in Hialeah to liberty city and from coconut Grove and Brickell to South Beach no other place in the US even comes close
@noahwallace34583 жыл бұрын
that's a fact bro miami really is a hell of a place to live
@onebuffalo54025 жыл бұрын
any non-Floridian who plays the "florida man" game is appropriating my culture. ijs
@vagabondwastrel23615 жыл бұрын
best game ever was germany or florida.
@floridaboi9045 жыл бұрын
@Raw 730 welfare checks I'm sure.. 😯
@brunsta2345 жыл бұрын
Fuck yeah bro fuck those people gimme back my culture
@tonybacigalupi91785 жыл бұрын
What’s the “Florida Man” game?
@onebuffalo54025 жыл бұрын
@@tonybacigalupi9178 A social media trend where you type "Florida Man then your birthday" to see what the florida did man did on your birth day lmfao
@josephrivera82563 жыл бұрын
Florida is like the Haitian Bad Boys 2 car chase and shootout scene only it lasts forever