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[@morganchili7091]

I would like to see a sketch of what Damien’s soulmate looks like... just for science or whatever.

[@gyroduck1595]

He goes into the physics and waits patiently only to find a picture of a mirror or anime wifu.

[@steamer1]

A self portrait

[@stresstive322]

Twas a cat

[@ddtfr1]

It would be just a picture of Shayne

[@JuBeeZ106]

Same. For research purposes, of course

[@ratulf]

Courtney sneakily yelling „what are toes!“ is chef’s kiss.

[@angelawatt7519]

Yuh

[@ShanCarns]

I get more and more concerned of Damien in every single what are those

[@TylerPCoyne]

Should I call the mental institution?

[@odysseus2k1]

Why? He seems fine🤔

[@tyffaneelavely8087]

He's having fun and being goofy. Nothing to be concerned about. I love his chaotic energy.

[@LaMortDeLaMusique]

Damien's character is 100% a former network TV host who's slowly losing his mind as he's out of work and knows nothing outside the world of TV so he just kidnapped 3 random people and forced them to play in his "game show"

[@tonylangley2925]

So are we not going to talk about Iffy

[@jaidenjn]

Everyone is saying they get concerned about Damien when he's hosting What're Those but I'm thinking this is the only opportunity for him to reveal his true self.

[@anteatereater3151]

Not really its just him on too much caffeine so hes chaotic.

[@rae6878]

@@darthvidar-spiller5343 just to build on this, they’re best friends and both murderers, but neither knows the other is one. They both start thinking they’re going crazy when bodies pop up that they don’t remember killing.

[@deanrecksiedler9655]

@@rae6878 And there so high on caffeine they think it was them so they kill more people just to realize they were drunk and high and they did it together

[@rae6878]

@@deanrecksiedler9655 that would effectively nullify the entire plot idea of them both getting confused and paranoid.

[@Lnd802]

And it is concerning

[@MokshSharma37]

13:08 That dude straight up looks like a cross between Shane and Chris Pratt. That psychic is playing you, Courtney.

[@andrewgordon799]

This deserves more likes lol

[@kaldo_kaldo]

Looks more like Doom Guy to me

[@reganmh]

Noah without glasses maybe? 😂

[@Dreaus616]

Didn’t look like Shayne but the description was him asf

[@brainlessdancer]

He looks like Bo Burnham...

[@kenziebailey9142]

"hi, yes, i would like to apply for your tactile cartography course" - Iffy, probably.

[@lazwolf316]

Hope to c him in more smosh and dimension 20 😂😂😁

[@belzi87]

UM HI I'm here from the future and Courtneys "future soulmate" literally looks like Shayne and the birthday is correct and the characteristics are pretty spot on!!!

[@Sigita989]

It's looks nothing like Shayne 😂and all traits don't describe Shayne at all

[@mamamamanray3418]

​@@Sigita989 me when I lie ^

[@parsnipguy2986]

@@Sigita989 the drawing has blonde hair, ears without lobes, pale eyes with small pupils, a medium/long nose with a slight point and a distinct bridge, as well as a strong and angular jawline, not to mention he's creative (makes tons of characters), noble (generally sympathetic) and energetic (always working out) but can be disobedient (keeps screaming and pranking his friends) and an incorrigible dreamer (lived in Hollywood for years despite lack of acting gigs). Obviously all the above traits are somewhat vague and probably fit some people other than Shayne too, but it's still an impressive the psychic got all that right as well as the birthday (which she had a only one in three chance of guessing correctly), be it a coincidence, a prank from Courtney's friends or a true divination.

[@byshinypigeon]

When Keith was reading his "future partner" in the end, and then Damien said at 16:47 "she will be wearing a bracelette" I, FOR THE FIRST TIME SNORTED WHEN LAUGHING.

[@hope_mantisss]

No, braceleete

[@beccafrances31]

Bracelette

[@Bee-yw5up]

I was drinking soda and I snorted it up my nose when he said it 😭

[@byshinypigeon]

@@Bee-yw5up HAHA aww

[@costeele8879]

I thought Keith was gay though 💀 My brain probably had an aneurysm to think that..

[@eepersjeepers]

Damien doing the uwu hands with skeleton hands, he really is the prince of uwu

[@iamcleverdick]

Hahahahahhaah

[@crustyfroonchfroo8542]

Time stamp pls?

[@eepersjeepers]

@@crustyfroonchfroo8542 16:56

[@crustyfroonchfroo8542]

@@eepersjeepers Thx :)

[@eepersjeepers]

@@crustyfroonchfroo8542 no problem!

[@lichtheimer]

"I will terrify you more than all of them." This is why everyone loves host Damien and his super chaos energy.

[@alchemist824]

Damien is the Lord of Chaos

[@Q_LeLeqteur]

You just know that Shayne wasn't on set when this was filmed particularly because of that freakin doll behind Court 😆

[@distantignition]

Damien said that in the video.

[@chelseabarnes7008]

@@distantignition I think he was talking about the screaming

[@kurwacipki412]

@@chelseabarnes7008 2:09

[@punkspirits2782]

lmaooo courtney’s soulmate drawing?? with todays context?!?

[@cosplayannie]

Courtney's "future soulmate" looking like Shayne bahahaha foreshadowing ❤😂

[@WinterCamryn]

Courtney a real one for guessing high $$$ for the taxidermy and validating it as Art 👻

[@WinterCamryn]

@@thatrandomguy9841 oh of course -- that's the real curséd object of the internet

[@isabelledevitt5865]

Damien’s reaction to Courtney’s soulmate is so much better in retrospect

[@scrambleurbrains9051]

Every time I watch this series I think, "This could not possibly be more insane and Damien could not be more high than last time." And every time I am proven wrong.

[@Ernestodonayread5053]

Plot twist: damien is the Psychic that did the drawings

[@FrancescaAR16]

I'm over here like "Why does Damien look so weird today?" Took me way too long to realize he had tiny skeleton hands 😂😂😂

[@lapenotiere]

Courtney's sketch being a slightly off looking Shane and them being married now. >>>>>

[@jeremymejia493]

How has Damien not had a complete meltdown by this point?

[@Sircreepington9th]

Haven't you figured it out? He uses this show to hide his mental breakdowns.

[@TylerPCoyne]

He probably learned from Sarah

[@TyrannoLime]

Last time I was this early Shayne was still Damien’s Best Friend

[@jellyraptor3556]

Then he threw away his statue of endless fortune

[@pettygamer442]

Why does Courtney's drawing look like Jake Paul tho.

[@jordankendall2705]

They drew Shayne's soulmate and it looks eerily similar to Courtney Freakin Miller

[@asexualfangirl]

Courtney should review the custom soulmate drawing thing now that they’re married to Shayne, and see how they feel it compares to the psychic's prediction 👀

[@SonoBryce]

I will never get tired of seeing Ify in stuff. I fell in love when he did a D&D one shot with Matt Mercer as DM and its been awesome seeing him ever since!

[@noimead988]

The "I'm gonna blow your brains out" bit is way to good. I replayed it way more than I should have

[@rocky_mount]

You think Courtney was aware of what was going on during that bit?

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

I love Damien's suit. Reminds me of 90s Nick

[@lisaluciotti]

“They took my hands!” - Chaotic Damien 2020, aka everyone’s favorite Damien.

[@jayceer6886]

Courtney’s laugh is infectious lol I freaking love her

[@marvelanddcretrospective]

I'm not a shipper but Courtney's soulmate picture is Shayne; the psychic must be a Shartney shipper

[@thefrozenknight420]

More like if shayne and noah had a baby that's how it would look like

[@tyffaneelavely8087]

That is def not Shayne

[@nixasteria]

He looks like a generic white man that doesn’t make him Shayne lmfao. And Shane has a completely different face shape

[@LittleSquishie]

I legit thought befor they said what they were, that it was a picture of noah

[@ashleyhagl2617]

Tbh I though it looked like Jake Paul 🤮 but yes it is generic white dude.

[@jazminestryder]

Is anyone else taking bets as to how many redbull/coffee things Damien chugs before this filming? Lol

[@silviennecassar]

Courtney's Soulmate: Has light coloured eyes Born between July and October Good sense of humour Energetic Shayne Topp: Blue eyes Born in September Great sense of humour Def energetic 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

[@AlishaNicoleJ]

Yo lowkey, not a Shourtney shipper but..... you got a point 👀

[@silviennecassar]

@@AlishaNicoleJ right?? It's the first thing I thought of

[@silviennecassar]

@Alecia Watson The similarities kept coming 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@BLJtheYoutbeAddict]

WE DONT MAKE THE RULES We just state them 😂

[@101greenleaf]

I COME FROM THE FUTURE AND IT HAPPENED!!!!

[@kayleehog]

Damien gets even more unhinged with every single episode.

[@JBTHECOLLECTOR]

I'm sure Ify just came in for a day and shot a podcast and a few episodes. But man would I love Ify to be a regular.

[@zachkondos4521]

Wow, and Courtney's drawing looks shockingly similar to Shayne does it not? I know this is three years old but damn, the coincidence is uncanny

[@derforce5]

Courtney deadass just got shayne as her soulmate

[@kansas621]

This had 69 likes before I made it 70, and I’m tempted to dislike it just so it goes back to 69 LOL

[@alexandraaghasarian501]

Well

[@brennamcallister4331]

It’s funny now to see Courtney‘s soulmate who looks so much like Shayne

[@TylerPCoyne]

Damien is just pure gold as a game show host! His outbursts really defines him!

[@Finalgirlalex]

Courtney’s soul mate looks like shayne lol

[@lizamarasigan6917]

Damiens chaotic energy is exactly what I need. I need your powa senpai

[@abb3rz07]

I like how we get chill calm Damien and Ify on the podcast today, and then pure dark Damien in this. I love today.

[@TylerPCoyne]

🎃 Just dance Halloween 2020: quarantine edition? 🎃

[@ezrajinxgrimm]

courtney’s drawing looks hella similar to shayne ngl (coincidence? i think not lol)

[@yeet9397]

Why are the psychics they talk to always positive that Courtney’s gonna end up with a dude?

[@mellevandalen2445]

I think Damien, or other people from Smosh told the psychic to draw a dude. It would be a lot of work if the psychic had to do a girl AND a guy for Courtney and since they already had 2 female sketches they decided to link Courtney with a dude.

[@mechadoggy]

Maybe because that’s just what they literally predict. Why are you so salty that the psychics have foreseen a male for Courtney’s life?

[@zorianthezeus3265]

Well she is pan she said she came out as not straight but she lean over to both sides if i guess

[@LoveLee_Dreamer]

Because we live in a heteronormative society where if you're attracted to the opposite sex even a little you're assumed to end up in a hetero relationship.

[@noahmason4093]

@@LoveLee_Dreamer you realize that’s how we’ve reproduced for millions of years right? Why should that not be the norm?

[@thetrashcan5558]

I will never stop talking about how I want Ify x Smosh to be merch or smth and for Ify to just be a Smosh regular.

[@-seth]

Damien: Keith I like that you’re the only one in costume Keith: Oh ! Oh damn..

[@kbwolfe9491]

Ify's partner actually does look like that picture. That's wild

[@0Hey_Ley0]

Damien has the same energy as the teacher from fairy odd parents....

[@kevc.2623]

they should have a halloween themed What're Those one day but they give Christmas-themed items to the contestants XDDDDD

[@LittleSquishie]

That's the kind of chaos I want

[@willzarow7405]

And this is what gets daddy his juice

[@sinelp2010]

Or a christmas themed episode with halloween-themes items, cuz Nightmare Before Christmas XD

[@jpumbaa1]

What a shock, Keith's soulmate looks kinda like Michael Jackson.

[@imgabiireyes]

I THOUGHT THAT TOO 😂😂

[@lenabenarambles]

LMAO EJRBRJ

[@graemeedwards5856]

You know they’re best friends when one person can cough and the rest of them don’t instinctively run away and bathe in Purell.

[@misxfitx]

...what

[@thesaltycat9493]

@@misxfitx Covid.

[@mollybeebeebear176]

I just love Ify's aggressive "I LOVE fragile stuff."

[@asavagegarden]

that's just shayne lmao i love it so much

[@binnana13]

Ify’s energy matched so well with the complete chaos of this series lmao

[@unbrokencircle3294]

Courtney’s soulmate looks and sounds a lot like shayne...

[@jett6275]

All of it matches him😂 It's amazing.

[@Gambit771]

I was thinking Anthony.

[@apoorvaraghupathi3289]

16:03 Damien - poor mom .......... I laughed for a legit 5 min after that 😂

[@kassiamayo6248]

So funny watching this video and knowing Courtney married Shayne.

[@leah6820-y9v]

When you remember that Shayne is terrified of dolls and that's why he's not there.

[@jacobtebbets597]

why is the description of courtney's soulmate like literally shayne

[@cutepiku]

Shayne if he was recently arrested.

[@tyffaneelavely8087]

That just your obsession talking.

[@maleahguinto8251]

I want someone to wear one of those shirts to The Price is Right

[@annem1816]

Does the one Courtney have look like shayne?😂

[@MegaHollow666]

Let’s be honest the drawing that Courtney got and with that description of her future soulmate is clearly Shayne Topp

[@101greenleaf]

I COME FROM THE FUTURE AND IT HAPPENED!!!

[@cami491]

Damien chaos with a twist of spooky. 🎃💀

[@TylerPCoyne]

👻 **B O O !** 👻 Did I scare you?

[@beckymccallister7282]

Honestly, Damien's show is my favorite. This is amazing.

[@astoldbyMal91]

Half the comments-“oh my god Courtney’s soulmate drawing looks like Shayne”ya’ll need to chill.that’s literally what most of the white male population looks like 🙄 I kinda wanna know what my soulmate looks like now too though😂

[@braidij7598]

It could be generic white Male. Or it could be the 'psychic' looking up courtney and finding a lot of "shipping evidence" so making it slightly look like Shayne, with enough difference to fly under the radar

[@pantsoffgaming1428]

But the birthday is also Shayne and humorous and doesn't like to obey. The psychic shipping is real.

[@Knucklebone22]

Damien's slow descent into madness and true potential brings me joy.

[@anthonyroque291]

Imagine Courtney's soul mate drawing is shane

[@KingSkeletor]

"This is Fantastic." - Damien knowing its Shayne.

[@zenpanguin4563]

Courtney’s soulmate doesn’t just look like Shayne but sounds like him, I think it’s a sign

[@LauraCraycraft]

Keith asking how to spell Bracelet was truly the winning moment. He needs protecting at all costs!

[@satvikagarwal6519]

That's Shayne in Courtney's soulmate's drawing!!!!

[@annem1816]

I don’t really think it does😂

[@MissHairTrix]

I live for the pure, unbridled chaos that is Damien hosting this show

[@The_Google_User]

Ify is now officially the protagonist, I don't want to here any complaints

[@Mads-ot4gf]

Damien hands out points like Dumbledore handing out house points at the end of a school year 😂

[@sachab6098]

i was rooting for courtney the whole time to get the taxidermied mouse i love taxidermy and i love a girl who can appreciate taxidermy ^^

[@derrekakashockwave2853]

Halloween+Smosh = me having just an amazing day! Love you guys

[@chrislopez6775]

I can’t believe the Scott pilgrim reference shot over everybody’s head how has nobody commented on it???????

[@dannyfairall112]

I noticed it! It would've been a lot better if the editor put a little text saying "She really doesn't" on screen

[@ViprielTegz]

I feel like Damien becomes a whole new mood when he puts on that 80's Jacket

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

I hope Damien lets me borrow that suit

[@Ritzeeee]

omg, Courtney's soulmate sketch looks like young Shayne!

[@tabiithajade]

Courtney gives off the vibe that she went on a lot of cruises as a child

[@alaynashaw5467]

I love how specific Ify was with everything

[@blackwolf085]

Why does Courtney's soulmate look like Shane?

[@jiujitsutj9994]

14:11 Holy shit that is the most well-crafted improvised story I have ever heard in my life on that short of notice even though I knew for sure it was bullshit I was made to feel emotions by that

[@auddytotty85]

Oh tO sEe WiTh IfY's EyEs "HaHa DoWnLOaDeD"

[@AndeHart]

Funny how Ify's soulmate "makes him laugh" and looks exactly like Milana Vayntrub, who he currently works with.

[@Kanjo_Bazooie]

"What the heck are those"- Damien probably

[@TylerPCoyne]

“What did you just place in front of me!”

[@rosie8448]

the baby doll behind courtney is from an alternate universe where shayne’s ghost guardian angel didn’t call out his name for his mom to hear across the house

[@urmomproductions8169]

Is it just me or does Courtney’s drawing completely fit Shayne with the looks and personality...

[@niclinker619]

I remember ify when he was on geekly critical role once. Loved his charisma. He brings good energy to the Smosh cast

[@prokorbkimkeo5323]

When Damien said "I'm uncomfortable" I felt that.

[@spitfirerat]

Damien calling the rat a mouse is my biggest pet peeve as a rat owner😂😂😂😭

[@Anxioustrashqueen]

OMG THANK YOU! SAME!

[@spitfirerat]

@@Anxioustrashqueen oh hey willow😂😂

[@heyahhhnold]

Courtney's soulmate is apparently Noah.

[@tyffaneelavely8087]

That looks nothing like Noah...I mean you couldn't be more off for real lol

[@heyahhhnold]

@@tyffaneelavely8087 Thanks for the input, I'll return it to the trash where it belongs for real lol

[@86cpd]

You've just gotta love Damien's energy.

[@courtenaywalker5068]

Okay but Courtney’s sketch looks like Shayne right?!?

[@supercalime]

Not really, but y’all love to reach for whatever narrative y’all have

[@joshpittman1982]

The description of Courtney's soul mate is spot on me.

[@thetrashcan5558]

Yes, it’s time for Crackdouche Damien.

[@maniquizmiguel6099]

Damien is taken a whole new level always in this show.

[@abiraazhar2]

who's here after april fools 2024

[@Nuregra]

Shayne was born in that psychic's time window. Coincidence? I think not!