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@bigmoneycape4 жыл бұрын
"The fact that you're a nuclear engineer is genuinely....genuinely scary" I die for this one xD.
@Delective4 жыл бұрын
Well, hopefully J'Tia doesn't drop a nuke on that tribe
@user-nc1kr5di5i Жыл бұрын
@@Delectivenope
@austinluszcz14264 жыл бұрын
“not strategic, strictly personal” is by far the best
@kendricklamar94574 жыл бұрын
Austin Luszcz “bitch” is my favorite
@KavinSathiyan4 жыл бұрын
All three of you kiss my...
@Delective4 жыл бұрын
You have made my life hell from day 1, forget you, go home, goodbye!
@derelict064 жыл бұрын
“I have no idea what is going on”
@JackWebMusic3 жыл бұрын
Gabon is just iconic
@GamingFanactic9116 жыл бұрын
Crystal's vote towards Randy is always going to be one of the greatest confessionals ever; funny every time. XD
@courtneypearce78405 жыл бұрын
GamingFanactic911 “YOU HAVE MADE MY LIFE HELL FROM DAY 1! FORGET YOU, GO HOME! GOODBYE!” Still iconic 😂
@russelln94185 жыл бұрын
Literally just watched this video hoping they would play that one!
@danielisntreal61905 жыл бұрын
Everybody was whispering but she gave no fucks about who heard.
@rogerr35765 жыл бұрын
@@danielisntreal6190 literally 😂😂
@highheartwellness4 жыл бұрын
Laugh every time!
@RandomizationE5 жыл бұрын
Laura M: There's only room for one Laura Laura B: There's only room for one Laura *_G E N I U S_*
@babis69192 жыл бұрын
I FUCKING DIED
@feeney22166 жыл бұрын
survivor asmr
@eagerturtle47916 жыл бұрын
George Jackson Except for Crystal, Jonathan, and Domenick 😅😅😅
@CloudInvasion6 жыл бұрын
And Gervase.
@wolfe93065 жыл бұрын
my god yes
@bradleyamesse91924 жыл бұрын
Factssss omg😂😂😂😂😂
@Liam-gu8gs3 жыл бұрын
3:55 tho
@MP-rc4lc6 жыл бұрын
GABON WAS HILARIOUS OMG
@jessec40165 жыл бұрын
survivor gabon was literally insane - crystal gave NO fucks
@bc51635 жыл бұрын
"GO HOME" 😂
@rogerr35765 жыл бұрын
@@jessec4016 PERIOD.
@m.k44475 жыл бұрын
They all seemed to genuinely hate each other. Just look at the progression even in that short section: it looks like further exposure to each other is driving them insane lmao
@liability594 жыл бұрын
“YOU HAVE MADE MY LIFE HELL FROM DAY ONE. FORGET YOU GO HOME GOODBYE!” -Crystal Cox Survivor Gabon
@tracygrant79315 жыл бұрын
Lmao with everybody whispering then all of a sudden Crystal's rant. Iconic
@CloudInvasion6 жыл бұрын
"DENISE"
@juliejustdance5 жыл бұрын
CloudInvasion ICONIC
@Darkalanche5 жыл бұрын
9:13
@Ktig884 жыл бұрын
Gotta love Penner
@alexandrsidelka6 жыл бұрын
Gabon has one of the best voting confessionals ever
@TheAmirHazwan6 жыл бұрын
LOL @ Sandra being right about Rupert giving her that 1 million vote again.
@blam93604 жыл бұрын
I don't remember why they were against each other.
@jamesdavis33403 жыл бұрын
@@blam9360 she tried to work with him but he kept going to Russell to tell him everything she told Rupert
@blam93603 жыл бұрын
@@jamesdavis3340 that sucks. I wonder why he did that??
@3amDayDreamer3 жыл бұрын
@@jamesdavis3340 Sandra: Rupert, loose lips sink ships Rupert: Yes, they do Sandra: Oh yes, they did
@3amDayDreamer3 жыл бұрын
@@blam9360 All the heroes were stupid af. Everytime Sandra tried to work with them, they ran back to Russell. JT was the dumbest of them all
@rowan45734 жыл бұрын
"I guess this is still the game plan? idk" Fabio's entire game in a nutshell
@Falkon9526 жыл бұрын
"Dragon Slayed" and the look from Erinn is so iconic.
@ElectrikkPaperClipxx6 жыл бұрын
KingChute queen Erinn needs a confessionals compilation!
@eagerturtle47916 жыл бұрын
ElectrikkPaperClipxx Will do that soon!! :)
@revinevan876 жыл бұрын
doesn't make any sense since Coach isn't the dragon.
@Minecraftlover736 жыл бұрын
revinevan87 shes mocking him anyways so that point is kinda moot.
@Scottwilkie186 жыл бұрын
And a bitch
@roycoalbico Жыл бұрын
Gabon has the best voting confessional and has the most entertaining cast!!! I love this season
@zeppo22405 жыл бұрын
17:14 If Childish Gambino says you can't rap, you can't...
@kaninesenses4 жыл бұрын
lmao, Donald Glover head ass
@naruhinatvplus5 жыл бұрын
11:28 -Bro, this vote is a real bummer duuude......MAN! Spencer, Survivor Cagayan
@Timothy-sy1fw4 жыл бұрын
NaruHina TV+ That one sucked. Spencer was trying too hard to be memorable
@rob91ification4 жыл бұрын
@@Timothy-sy1fw TEA
@robbstark57873 жыл бұрын
@@Timothy-sy1fw that’s basically the way Woo talks. Spencer is spot on.
@derekbroekhoven54984 жыл бұрын
"And by the way, my child's not a brat" oh yeah we were wrong, you both are. Reed was the absolute HERO of that storyline
@K05Official6 жыл бұрын
Spencer’s confessionals are so funny like the first time he voted Woo!!
@a.jdeets55275 жыл бұрын
KingKaiO5 He’s such a dick, what did Woo ever do to him?
@b.k.97975 жыл бұрын
A.J Deets Stole his idol clue.
@khensiapco33365 жыл бұрын
Love or hate spencer, we can agree his voting confessionals are gold
@Immallama224 жыл бұрын
@@a.jdeets5527 The cast of Cagayan didn't trust him nearly as much as the edit let on. There was some sort of incident that caused them to start calling him Weasel Woo
@peterbiro2169 Жыл бұрын
@@Immallama22 After season 40 Tony confirmed what many suspected- that Woo found a camp of the producers and took some food and water, but someone caught him. The edit didn't show it tho, because no one saw him steal the stuff, just eat it later.
@idioticreborn4 жыл бұрын
1:11 that cut off to Jeff’s face was so good
@christino38524 жыл бұрын
3:10 Can we just take a second to appreciate how Russell spelled “Danielle”
@user-qf4ny9yx7r4 жыл бұрын
dan ellie
@manuelcorrea23656 ай бұрын
Same as he did with "Luara" in Samoa.
@maxxh53314 жыл бұрын
11:05 I'm laughing at the fact that he spelled Hayden "Hay done" and his confessional.
@KondorXT5 жыл бұрын
If only this included season 37 cuz it should've had Nick's vote for Natalie saying "You could make a preacher cuss"
@username.subject.to.change5 жыл бұрын
itshyoboikondor and Mike “Alison, in real life, you might get straight A’s, but in Survivor you get a B+”
@synyster54695 жыл бұрын
itshyoboikondor or Natalie’s “oh btw, your skin is gorgeous darling.”
@marieyensan8735 жыл бұрын
“ALL 3 OF YOU.. KISS MY.. *jeffs face*”
@polarbear69456 жыл бұрын
0:21 Simple but great.
@Scoutilodo2 жыл бұрын
Sugar and Crystal’s votes against Randy are THE BEST LMAO
@supertan22274 жыл бұрын
Troy: "Kim you're a good player and the best girl here" Kim: *votes Troy "Please go home"
@ponderosa91166 жыл бұрын
Dead at the eagle squawk 4:04
@Jayekirb256 жыл бұрын
honestly
@HendogYT3 жыл бұрын
It’s the editor’s way of dissing Coach’s funny moments XD
@juliejustdance5 жыл бұрын
I love when Hannah’s voting and you can just see Jeff’s head popping in.
@maxxh53315 жыл бұрын
One thing I loved during Crystal's confessional is the brief shots of Sugar and Charlie laughing.
@wellingtoncamelo51475 жыл бұрын
Denise received like 100 votes and never got voted out AND WON. LIKE WHAT THE HELL
@bbw19794 жыл бұрын
She went to every tribal and was only immune once. She also only received more than one vote at a tribal once in all those tribals.
@siwap38093 жыл бұрын
that means that she survived every single tribal council. including the final tribal council!
@henryault4586 жыл бұрын
Looks like Hannah wins the prize for Longest voting confessional. With a time of 46 seconds.
@alexandraray30235 жыл бұрын
Henry Ault Wendell from Ghost Island had 33 secs.
@RandomizationE5 жыл бұрын
Alexandra Ray 46>33
@alexandraray30235 жыл бұрын
Randomization Entertainment Just spreading the fact.
@truthtalker40382 жыл бұрын
These are edited at production.. you really don't know how long they were back there in reality...
@poison6084 Жыл бұрын
Gabon to Nicuragua was the peak era for voting confessionals
@pogodziej4 жыл бұрын
Gabon was such a happy, campy season. They really loved each other, didn't they. =)
@pablocamille4 жыл бұрын
Randy just saying "Bitch" made me die of laughter
@the.virgo.bookshelf65153 жыл бұрын
4:04 had me dying, gotta love the guy who does the editing. Anyone else feel high when coach is on the screen
@KeitaroHirochi2 жыл бұрын
5:36 Rob lays one of the biggest wham-lines an opening episode has ever seen. It's at this moment that you know he's already won the season.
@devanbeaty33736 жыл бұрын
0:10 the way Crystal stares at the camera and in that voice literally makes me laugh so hard.
@devanbeaty33736 жыл бұрын
1:12 Lmao
@devanbeaty33736 жыл бұрын
3:10 "Danellie"
@leafyisheresecondchannel99715 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@charleshaslam55314 жыл бұрын
The rage from all the steroids probably didn't help.
@brycemcneil44046 жыл бұрын
16:57 I'm glad we've got a new/ultra-recent compilation video up to honor this.
@meteorrejector5 жыл бұрын
im dying omg i’ve never seen that season and this killed me
@alexstrigle55995 жыл бұрын
13:13 this is underrated as hell 😂
@sonoftnt65984 жыл бұрын
“The fact that your a nuclear engineer is genuinely, genuinely scary” this is one of the best XD
@Ryan-mn2os5 жыл бұрын
14:07 can we appreciate how Scott wrote down Alee Sea yah in stead of the correct way being Alee see yah
@llamaarmyaldc94364 жыл бұрын
Gabon had zero chill 😂
@codylasater45124 жыл бұрын
5:09 grade A dirt squirrel 🤣🤣I’m dead
@bravoprojectrunwayfans4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@Delective4 жыл бұрын
Fucking savage
@josephyensan52575 жыл бұрын
"Chris Noble, it has been a pleasure serving coffee you for 22 days"
@alexandraray30235 жыл бұрын
See you on the other side, brother.
@jacksaweski23744 жыл бұрын
ICONIC
@jackobrien77544 жыл бұрын
“ALL 3 OF YOU KISS MY ASS” funniest one ever. randy is hilarious 😂
@donnieaveryfan174 жыл бұрын
Gabon had some great confessionals. Especially from Crystal and Randy.
@ITDBruins Жыл бұрын
ngl the simple "you're a jerk" one is so memorable to me. it's short, sweet, and to the point
@allycat01365 жыл бұрын
“I can honestly say that I’m proud of how I played the game. Can you?” *OOF*
@alexandraray30235 жыл бұрын
AllyCat 013 Coming from COLBY.
@buggyking25232 жыл бұрын
“This is my wizard lightning, shooting you back home. KAPOW!” Is so underrated lmao
@silecitizen64873 жыл бұрын
Can we talk about the fact that Gabon has the best voting confessionals in survivor history
@loynco92993 жыл бұрын
Makes sense for the best season
@entertainer_ev27476 жыл бұрын
7:42 I could literally say the same thing word for word to you, Colton.
@eagerturtle47916 жыл бұрын
EveryVillainAteNoodles (E.V.A.N) I hate him, but I don't think he's poor. It seems like he has rich parents and comes from a wealthy background, and he has somehow convinced himself that it was his own doing and he is better than people who aren't as privileged as him. I only included this confessional because it makes me laugh how ridiculous Colton is and how out of touch he is with the rest of the world.
@user-mv5tm8eu5z4 жыл бұрын
rich in assets, poor at heart
@quinna55373 жыл бұрын
He's a country club kid who grew up spoiled rotten.
@kylepleban69562 жыл бұрын
“I don’t even know how you got this far” with the facial expression is such a suttle dagger 😂😭
@CarlosVardi3 жыл бұрын
"Abi, if this plan doesn't go as planned, there's something seriously wrong in the universe" is my fave
@smitty59675 жыл бұрын
Every time I see Marty I wonder why we didn’t have him in Caramoan instead of Brandon. Marty the “Grand Master” vs Phillip the “Special Agent would’ve been amazing
@nanossquad17065 жыл бұрын
Yeah would of prefer Marty instead of Phillip
@sonoftnt65984 жыл бұрын
“I hope you love redemption island as much as I love writing your name down.” 😂
@phobiccobra9914 жыл бұрын
Any season that’s bad, has good voting confessionals
@loganbrown69873 жыл бұрын
Cagayan: Am I a joke to you
@colemanshofner35143 жыл бұрын
@@loganbrown6987 They didn’t say good seasons have bad voting confessionals.
@shanecorcoran254226 күн бұрын
Cook Islands is shit in both areas
@Lori-xt2lf2 ай бұрын
The Eagle scratches on Coach’s votes are the funniest thing ever.
@snobey2 ай бұрын
Editor who put the eagle scream at Coach voting for Parvati is a genius
@Srcruser Жыл бұрын
We don’t get these banger confessionals anymore
@frostichops34116 жыл бұрын
Wendell is a savage at the end lmao
@a.jdeets55275 жыл бұрын
Sgt_Squirrely Extra
@a.jdeets55275 жыл бұрын
Sgt_Squirrely Try hard
@liamcarmody42173 жыл бұрын
and then when he arrived to Ponderosa during Winners At War, he does Chris’ rap
@Immallama224 жыл бұрын
"Thanks for the memories" I love cocky Rob
@maddy59304 жыл бұрын
Gervase's loud confession to haydon is so funny
@kriz982 жыл бұрын
14:57 LMAO the way Jeff subtly looks over his shoulder to see if she's okay
@virgiliosaavedra876 жыл бұрын
Sugar read Randy to FILTH! Lmaoooo
@suesylvester64564 жыл бұрын
9:13 he even looked back pft hahah
@EJSmiddie Жыл бұрын
The Cagayan and Gabon Voting confessionals are the best
@TheLaysie6 жыл бұрын
16:50 it seems like they all have to of heard him speaking loudly, look at kellyns face. Chris still didnt play the idols.
@FOX210CLIPS3 жыл бұрын
3:17 shit had me cracking up! The QUEEN STAYS QUEEN!
@miissraiinbow2 жыл бұрын
Spencer has the best voting confessionals. 👌🏻
@jessicastark47413 жыл бұрын
Crystals vote against randy is hilarious everyone can hear her screaming at the camera😂
@BroncoKnight344 жыл бұрын
“You need to get in the ocean and wash your ass.” 🤣
@naruhinatvplus4 жыл бұрын
I can't stand you, and i can't wait you to go home....ADIOS
@mickykenn90095 жыл бұрын
5:50 you just played with him again in Fans vs. Favorites 2 😂
@reidkyrzyk90004 жыл бұрын
“Corrine, you are one of the most selfish people I have met in my life.” I’m just dying
@jacksonia77243 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why that is so funny
@perfsvn4 жыл бұрын
7:20 Rick's confessionals are hilarious, but also tell how cut-throat and merciless Survivor is.
@jaisonvision4 жыл бұрын
the bird sound at the end of coach's parvati vote im screaming
@sethgladstone35812 жыл бұрын
Some of the votes from Gabon, Spencer's votes in Cagayan, Cochran's vote for Malcolm, and Ben's vote for Betsy are some of my favorite ones from this video.
@itzwakk335 Жыл бұрын
benry's confessional during the tyrone boot sums up nicaragua as a whole
@ryanpacatte60546 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU! I love these, I will watch the video many times!!!
@wills32104 ай бұрын
1:24 “this is my wizard lightning shooting you back home. KAPOW!!”
@jessec40165 жыл бұрын
11:21 LMFAO
@sanjumitra14 жыл бұрын
"For the record you dont think for me you dont speak for me I ain't your little friend Bye felisha"
@IIxXEXCELSIORXxII Жыл бұрын
“This is my game sucka” would’ve been the best of all time if Russell survived that night
@jacobsoto80555 жыл бұрын
“You voted for me last time nothing like returning the favor” best confessional ever
@ramonmaldonado3713 Жыл бұрын
"You need to get on the ocean and wash your ass" 😭😭😭
@joeyralston37735 жыл бұрын
There’s all these angry salty people in Gabon and then there’s 0:24 trying to look angry lmao.
@obsidianblock33263 жыл бұрын
He was actually genuinely mad
@wellingtoncamelo51475 жыл бұрын
3:17 OMG I love Sandra
@HD-er2cq5 жыл бұрын
Did Sandra say Russell needs to get in the ocean and wash his ass? LMAO
@miss.vickies3 жыл бұрын
this is why I love Sandra 😭😂
@mrmetsman76936 жыл бұрын
James... all mass no class
@entertainer_ev27476 жыл бұрын
lol this entire time I thought it was "home mess no class"
@siwap38093 жыл бұрын
wrong tho. James is King
@iamkonner48134 жыл бұрын
Everyone say it with me Fran-Sesca
@christino38524 жыл бұрын
Franshweska
@Delective4 жыл бұрын
Franzsewa
@caitlyntownsend38393 жыл бұрын
Franquessa
@bobjoe1093 жыл бұрын
Francessqua
@bhargavshah41353 жыл бұрын
Franquesqua
@smiththemyth2104 жыл бұрын
"Put the mic down bro... put the pen down bro... use an eraser"
@Gamefileplays4 жыл бұрын
9:13 i wonder who he voted for?
@calebos2684 жыл бұрын
I think he might've done Denise, but I'm not sure...
@drakelindsay82144 жыл бұрын
Calebos no he voted Lisa
@calebos2684 жыл бұрын
@@drakelindsay8214 True. I wonder why I thought that he voted for Denise? I think I'm just dumb.
@vynal68593 жыл бұрын
Probably probst
@jacksonia77243 жыл бұрын
Probably cletus
@JuliaHurley115 жыл бұрын
Gabon is an underrated season
@kagomefan1016 жыл бұрын
16:57. King Wendell! 😍
@laurenniedzialek36364 жыл бұрын
16:50 this is why loud people are the funniest, I made the same face Wendell did when Dom did that
@iLLBiLLsRoastBeats3 жыл бұрын
Boston Rob: “man it feels so good to play with you amateurs” funny from a guy that needed 4 tries and a tribe full of complete lemmings to pull off a victory
@thebedwarssweat24842 жыл бұрын
He was robbed once he should have been a two time winner in season 8 and his alliance was stupid and left him in the dust
@iLLBiLLsRoastBeats2 жыл бұрын
@@thebedwarssweat2484 I’m not sure you understand the game. he treated his alliance, other than amber, like complete shit. Why would they vote for him to win $1 million?
@AsraliaX2 Жыл бұрын
@@iLLBiLLsRoastBeats It came down to 1 vote. It was probably exaggerated for the show
@chronoleviathan6 ай бұрын
The fact that there are THREE Sarita confessionals in this compilation is mind blowing. She’s one of my favorite picks for least remembered Survivor ever. Thanks for putting these together.
@lillya75963 жыл бұрын
Vytas bringing up “ambiance” when voting for Kat is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
@StudioMod Жыл бұрын
9:13 is the best. Dude just yells out who he's voting for and it's hilarious
@petershieldsofficial4 жыл бұрын
"Denise!" Lmao I'm sorry best ever
@diyamihere35924 жыл бұрын
12:34 I think it’s partly because I’ve been given zero content, but this is really funny to me Maybe cuz it’s so relatable
@deansnow56834 жыл бұрын
Micheala's voting confessional for J.T. may be the best, so underrated.