Most Quotable Lines in UFC MMA History PART 2

Part 2 of the funniest and most epic lines ever said in the history of MMA.
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[@joeglacken2132]

Nate Diaz: 'Nobody knows what a gazelle is, this is America'

[@lemjohn13]

Joe Glacken your making america so stupid nate.

[@davephantom5150]

Fuck Nate Diaz

[@momsspaghetti7729]

@Spencer7445 _ you are

[@vladdracula299]

@@momsspaghetti7729 "you're" is "you are", nice try tho

[@momsspaghetti7729]

@@vladdracula299 you' are

[@Farmer_Rick_Ross]

Chael completely ignoring joes question and delivering maybe the best one liner of ufc history is just legendary

[@rosscarroll6735]

It's not even what he says, it's how he says it

[@PeterTeal77]

All the greatest post fight speeches completely ignore Joe's questions lmao

[@chrisbynum3993]

I'm a white boy. And I'm jacked. Deal with it. -Brock Lesnar's greatest hits volume 1 😂😂

[@FreeThuggerNOW]

idk man he struck the hell out of those positive steroid tests

[@Wuisini]

And a Mexican whooped your fucking ass boyyyyyy

[@jazzabighits4473]

"I'm a white boy and I'm jacked, deal with it" - Cris Cyborg

[@Sepear305]

@Aurelius Yeah the same one who was one of the most dominant champions in heavyweight history

[@warbon8853]

@@Sepear305 Doesn't Stipe Miocic, a white guy, hold the most successful title defences in heavyweight history?

[@andrehtee]

HANGIN WIT THE BOYYYYYYYZZZZ

[@outlawbeatz1237]

What did you say? HANGIN WIT THE BOOOOYZZZZZZZZZZ

[@lukep2k362]

Austin Andretti hanging with the BOOOOYYYYYYYYZZZZZZZ

[@ahmeddjeghri6879]

hanging with the BOIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZ

[@jonathanorta1797]

Hanging with the boiiiiizzzzz

[@dc6191]

he is such a loser

[@scottmalkinson9545]

Hanging with the boiiiiiiiiis

[@eitrothyr2786]

hanging with them boiiiiiiiiiiis

[@Senbonzakuraaaapp]

That was so cringy Especially for Meisha Tate,She look like Shit pls get me out of here

[@Crappuccino99]

if cody read your comment he will start a beef and try to sucker punch you in real life #codynochingarbrandt

[@blacktemplar5970]

Paul O'Neill why did that gaylord keep saying that?....its like hes never stood around with girls and boys drinking beer....probably the most socially awkward human being i have ever seen....lmfao

[@dc6191]

he is such a loser

[@dave2extreme]

"Can you see me now??? can you see me now???" ~ John Cena

[@MrT6250]

Dave Sonawane 😂😂

[@ganfiteatro96]

Dave Sonawane fuck 😂

[@Cnut_the_grape]

The answer was no

[@aliadp1061]

can you?!

[@rajeevidayakumar4468]

XD

[@maximilionpegasus2657]

“I’m a whiteboy and I’m jacked. Deal with it.” - *Rhonda Rousey*

[@nihaalsandim9986]

😂

[@kylemccarthy02]

“Oh you’re a wrestler now...” 🤣🤣

[@javyb1]

that kills me till this day

[@michamarczuk1420]

LEMME BANG!

[@jarrodshipard]

Cringy

[@lhernandez5823]

Michał Marczuk " I do let you bang "

[@HVKChrome]

Michał Marczuk what was that about anyway?

[@michamarczuk1420]

I didn't watch that so i wont help you

[@ur_new_stepdad]

Yea it was weird as fuck

[@justicemurphy23]

Alistair "I felt a tap" Overeem

[@TrueNordGames]

NationalBandwagonAssociation he was just knocked out before he said that.

[@SliceofBread123]

Rogan: "Show us where you see the tap" Overeem: ".... I love you Cleveland!"

[@justicemurphy23]

Theopscops I know lol

[@jasv49]

What he felt was Stipe tapping into his brain with his fists

[@Olwtak]

Try to be knocked out unconscious and two minutes later give an interview, I want to listen to what you would say...

[@junocallow4702]

0:57 It must be a real blow to your ego if your boss is laughing at a devastating roast towards you in front of an entire audience

[@ytToxicDreams]

That part gets me every time. When dana starts ctfu 😂

[@chase21592]

"No for gay Jesus"

[@llmrwhiskers3546]

supasik1 he actually said, “no forget jesus” but his accent was so strong that it came out as “no for gay jesus”

[@sepharon755]

@@yapyapthedestroyer8379 fair enough

[@georgegriffin2373]

@@briman224 no forget Moneh!

[@domenichughes7792]

@@llmrwhiskers3546 also wrong. Pretty clearly states "no forget cheezit." He had a fanny pack full of em in his corner

[@johnny614]

“ yu say sonsing i dee fo me en na wai say yu, i luh yu maiii, i luh u” Francis mcgregor

[@chairdolfsitler8673]

"We're not here to take part, we're here to take over." -CM Punk

[@khaliddaniel7381]

What??😂😂😂

[@natekelly770]

The greatest man in the sport

[@johnny614]

The fighting goat 😈

[@DeezNuggz]

punk is a little B

[@durst47]

Yoel saying “I love you, see you soon” is the scariest thing I’ve ever seen

[@Kmurd2003]

@jack776 you'd be shitting yourself if he said that to you. I definitely would

[@Damian-xe1ew]

*Go for Jesus peapoo, no for gay Jesus*

[@aleccaddell4573]

@Adrian R no he said no for gay jesus

[@elliottalonso2405]

Alec Caddell he says no forget Jesus lol

[@okay1775]

@@aleccaddell4573 Cant tell you're dumb or trolling

[@aughhhhhhh1352]

2:44 Cody’s face gets me everytime, he was shook to the core

[@gtf4809]

He really says the s-verb ?

[@williamnelson8631]

He hates people telling him to take care of his underwears.

[@iagreewithyoujoe8589]

Right here the hardest hitting 145 pounder the real hardest hitting 145 pounder this guy tko's people when I knock them out they don't fucking move

[@kezo_fps]

Your name and avi has me cracking up man 😂😂

[@giulianospera1436]

I agree with you joe ho the fook is that guy

[@Plague_Doc22]

Best youtube name of all time lol

[@ringzy]

that fucking name LOOOOOL

[@Aussieduderivs1]

You're like a little leprechaun.

[@zimzimma5688]

So here we are with the..... duh Soraldo Babalu......you did an awesome job.... so what.... your a black belt in ju jitsu.... getting an awesome submission there..... I wanna tell me.....what you see......lets go ahead and see by the fight.... what you saw in the ring. Tito Ortiz- Greatest interviewer of his generation.

[@RK-vr4nv]

Didnt get that one, care to explain? Not native english speaker

[@zhin8294]

@@RK-vr4nv basically none of what he said made sense. So if you didn't get it then then you're in the same boat as most other people. He was supposed to interview the guy but ended up getting tongue tied.

[@elliottalonso2405]

Rk Dantas he speaks very bad English as well. Because this guy named chuck Liddell punched him a lot in the head

[@AntonioSneed]

If I read this not knowing who said it, I’d think it was Charles Barkley

[@taylordalton5492]

@@AntonioSneed bro this made me laugh for like 2 minutes straight

[@jamsdorson1062]

3:50 he couldn’t have possibly muddled that sentence any more

[@hookoffthejab1]

So what you're a black belt in jiu jitsu?

[@daddylongarms4167]

you can hear him say "I wanna tell me"

[@marcernest3165]

Brah loooooooooooool that was the funniest shit ever. Tony is the person Ferguson to type of guy to shit like this say

[@ytToxicDreams]

You did an awesome job, so what, you're a black belt in jujitsu getting a awesome submission there, I wanna tell me what you see and let's see go ahead and see it by the fight what you saw in the ring

[@ytToxicDreams]

💀

[@jacobfayette1]

Cody's complete confusion is absolutely hilarious at 2:47

[@deenhaniyah4707]

That laughing „what“ in the background is also funny as hell😂😂

[@mr._the7651]

My man was Flabbergasted

[@mav2503]

I dont want to be friends with anyone who doesn’t love Yoel Romero.

[@briman224]

No forgay Jesus

[@buxadonoff]

Jesus cry

[@johnny614]

“de nani cheese us cry wah happen to yu” 😈

[@denzelgooden793]

@@johnny614 😂😂😂😂😂

[@dionshelby5494]

You must be really good friends with your mom then

[@stephenmcginley1961]

Hangin with the booooyyyz. You can tell no one really liked Cody and why on earth was meisha there?

[@stephenmcginley1961]

F00KIN N00TIN Well she is single now

[@TheLuw1997]

Stev Mcgin Cody is such a stereotypical douchebag but I love him at the same time. He's just not self aware.

[@sawyerkatz5495]

Love watching Cody fight but cringe every time he talks

[@ChrisDynamo]

When people didn't react the first time, they may not have heard him. When people didn't react the second time, maybe he should just stop. When people didn't react the third time, he really should've just shut the fuck up already. And left the building in disgrace.

[@stephenmcginley1961]

Chris Dynamo Lmao

[@showtime1235]

2:43 This was seriously one of the best moments on TUF

[@keydaaq1805]

The way garbrandt looked at him afterwards 😂😂

[@kaien800]

everyones confused "what" 💀💀

[@ortox409]

Look at mcgregor looking to get attention lmao 😂

[@snabsv4799]

@@ortox409 why does conor look so short compared to all of them 💀💀

[@idunnodo1142]

Defused the situation by weirding everyone out so bad they forgot they were throwing hands

[@DP-fr1yw]

this is fucking illegal, SEE YOU SOME, BOI

[@djondjoli]

hahahha nate diaz doesnt know what a gazelle is !! He looked so confused :D

[@djondjoli]

DerpMode MURICA!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!

[@okay1775]

@@djondjoli Fuck you and your shit country

[@shawnwoods8987]

@@okay1775 somebody missed the joke.

[@dupey3304]

1:42 one of the funniest things to be said in the octagon lmao.

[@ryanmoore7283]

*starts crying* "Just let me bang bro" "I did let you bang" "Let me bang again" "I'll let you bang bro" *hugs*

[@verstappen9937]

EviLLivE Clan not as gay as “take care of your underwear’s, I’m gunna Fck you man”

[@Pimpjit85]

Tito "I wanna tell me, what you see, let's go and see, by the fight, what you see, in the ring" Ortiz

[@crowns9966]

Tito "I expect no less than what I expect" Ortiz

[@kingley45]

Whoever thought it would be a good idea to make Tito Ortiz an interviewer is legendary 😂

[@frankie6890]

3:44 me coming into class

[@tigermaster5899]

I don't get it

[@tryfle3461]

@@tigermaster5899 how do you not get that

[@rorybradford6629]

Khabib vs Hendricks for the 205lb interim belt

[@MrT6250]

rory bradford 😂😂

[@muhammadbarokah81]

and Hendricks will still miss weight

[@SharkInTheWoods]

John Dougherty HAHAHAHA

[@asredeye3820]

Let me eat bro!!!!!

[@dc6191]

why

[@anthonysanelias9699]

Am I the only one that thinks that "hanging with the boys" shit is annoying af

[@omarmosaad9878]

yes

[@elguason9751]

Anthony SanElias seemed like a few of his boyz hated it too

[@bloatersnake9787]

What is the context behind it?

[@chadialibrahim9466]

its because its cody

[@GeorgeP99]

It is and it's cringe too

[@maryjane6157]

0:33 are we just gonna pretend this didn’t happen 🤨

[@basewington508]

what was that even about?

[@soundharyapydikondala9267]

Stingin Roger yeah what was that about. I wanna know the story. It looks to me like they both are gay and the crying guy wants to bang the other guy badly.

[@mmaelite5334]

@@basewington508 I believe (not 100% sure) but i think that the guy with the mohawk is Chris and he was eliminated early in UFC TUF so he got super drunk and tryed to fight everyone but he said bang instead of fight

[@JT-xn8gq]

@@mmaelite5334 IDk sounds to me like he wants to bang him

[@alexc8253]

@@JT-xn8gq He told you exactly what happened. Stop with your fa9 agenda

[@TonyMontana-ec6kt]

let me bang, i do let u bang still the number 1 funny shit lol

[@zubingala5082]

"Dontchu ever talk about my fuckin booiiiiiiiiiizzzzz" - Cody "Back injury" GarBRAT XD

[@florianmair5972]

"I wanna tell me what you see by the fight what you saw in the ring" -Tito Ortiz

[@shadyg1816]

This is number 1 bullshit -Tiramisu PullOut God

[@187BURNZY]

RealSupaHotFireVEVO triggered

[@kay0392]

He had back surgery ya shit head get all your facts together and he recognises and admits his problem you shop assistant

[@shadyg1816]

Gold Series y u mad bruh

[@Captain_Insano_nomercy]

2:40 still my favorite ultimate fighter moment lmao

[@Kelz_vee]

"I luh you myke" "See youu sonn boii" Best of recent history haha

[@aldrocherres6224]

SDALiiON he is hanging with the boyssss

[@ShMeatWad]

You can just feel the first dude thinking “dad, you not allowed in the octagon no more”

[@jerminator0688]

3:51 “Well here we are with Seraldo Babalu. You did an awesome job. So what you’re a black belt in jiu jitsu. Getting the awesome submission there. I wanna tell me what you see. Let’s go ahead and see if by the fight. What you saw in the ring.”

[@why12983476why]

2:28 is that Kevin Spacey?!

[@Garrett1240]

It's actually Conor's douchebag dad.

[@Vikashar]

No shit, Kevin Spacey is Conor's dad?

[@yinheiwa]

Brock Lesner - ''Can you see me now'' John Cena - ''And I took it personally''

[@dalwrlddd4530]

0:27 "dis is numba wan bulshed"😂😂

[@chillpil6664]

3:56 bruh Tito can’t speak English

[@travisk6221]

LMAO did y'all see the way rockhold looked at Dana when Mike was roasting him at 1:00 😂😂😭💀

[@nihaalsandim9986]

Kinda made me sad

[@konnorrockkonnoisseur4970]

1:45 he sounded like the Rock in 2000 😂

[@crashstitches79]

"Go for Jesus, not Gay Jesus, people!"

[@piyushbanerjee2808]

"Conceive. Believe. Achieve. Shut the fuck up." 😂😂

[@themysticmac4659]

Yoel romero trying to speak english is one of the funniest things ever

[@KMB17385]

johny Hendricks could have a fight at heavyweight and he would still miss weight

[@johnnnyspade9604]

He could fight at catchweight and still miss weight

[@riotrecker8978]

He could fight at open weight and still miss weight

[@okay1775]

@@riotrecker8978 Now that's actually funny unlike the comment above you

[@riotrecker8978]

Saffron thanks mate

[@Fl4m3tu5]

The diaz brothers just might be the most unintelligent beings on earth, but that's why i love them

[@alec1115]

I think the Diaz Brothers (at least Nate) know that they aren't that intelligent, but they have accepted it and they don't try to foolishly make themselves smarter than they actually are. I love how authentic they are. 205!

[@robspear03]

@Coolidge Owens So edgy and cool. Do you kiss your boyfriend with that much passion?

[@streetjesus5287]

they are smart, just dont have proper education

[@martino5742]

I wanna tell me, what you see. Let's go ahead and see it by the fight, what you saw, in the ring. pure poetry

[@JoeLackey]

With that voice, Romero would make a good Pentecostal preacher.

[@chris-chentrice2019]

You know it 😂😂

[@solidsalami2327]

0:27 when You tell your grandma she swears alot

[@shd9999]

Yoel Romero doesn’t create quotes he creates languages.

[@eazimhr5796]

Tony the type of guy to have the memorable quote " hold on brother I'm talking" and not get mentioned in any video

[@24mviews87]

3:43 When you arrive at school 10 mins late from school timing , and accidently see that instead of teacher your best friend is marking class's attendance :

[@Schoondogg]

"I'm a whiteboy and I'm jacked... Deal with it" IM DEAD 💀

[@calvinmccarthy4222]

"Can you see me now" - Dennis Siver

[@LuistheABF123]

Tony Ferguson the type of fighter to wrap his opponent's hands before the fight.

[@OP-OX7]

“CAN YOU SEE ME NOW?!?!” Badass.

[@yahibachi6270]

"AND THIS IS STILL MY BOY" 0:14

[@Krwler]

These are damn good videos. Reminds of great times and great rivalries.

[@Cam-kd9zj]

“I wanna tell me what you see let’s go ahead and see it by the fight.” - Tito Ortiz

[@TheAAP2011]

Candidate for Part 3: Rampage in NYC eating Sandwich with A.Halwani "There is only one thing I eat wet - my ceareal"

[@mertpala162]

1:29 I wonder where Joe rogan was....

[@Muzz00]

2:50- 3:12 turn on subtitles 😂😂😂

[@ThatOneFryGuy446]

“Let me bang... them cheeks” is really what he meant lol

[@TheFamilyFarm1]

Let me Bang bro 😂 he is never guna live that down

[@alek385]

"I clearly felt the tap" never gets old

[@RoninCunningham]

YES WAS WAITING FOR THIS

[@piterdegraaf4337]

Hanging with the boysss

[@8989griff]

At the bar with your boys drunk: “let me bang bro!”

[@choongshane]

Holy shit, that "can you see me now" still gives me chills

[@joeburrows6]

I rrrruuuuvvvvvv you mike thats the most legendary bit of all UFC

[@feim185]

"Can you see me now" -John Cena

[@lionsden5123]

“I wanna tell me what you see let’s go ahead and see it by the fight what you saw in the ring”

[@kavinx3]

"Let me bang, man" "I do let you bang"

[@Delmer_22]

“I do let you bang” *Hugs him

[@-Baba_Yaga-]

3:50 Tito, wtf are you trying to say?

[@MartinXBrina]

1:45 Best line for sure

[@gavinfranklin8154]

Can you see me now can you see me now I love it when he says that

[@aleem.akhtar]

“Can you see me now” is very underrated line.

[@iiCamaxtli]

3:00 Romero speaking nothing but facts. The end is near.

[@daandemeyer1708]

Lol. You still believe in a religion? It’s 2024 buddy.

[@AthleticGamer17]

the second quote that khabib said its true about the title shot even though i am a great huge fan of connor khabib was right ubt conor has brought a lot to the company so thats why he got the title shot so easily

[@rachaeljones3357]

UFC rocks. Great stuff dudes x

[@BromanderInChief]

You have to include Joe and Mike commentary in this too man. Legendary stuff there as well

[@dasco7845]

0:59 Dana’s laugh is the best thing in the video 😂😂

[@deepakl9819]

Cody saying hanging with the boiiiiiiss seriously not quotable was cringe worthy

[@Fuhquique]

Actually whenever i go out with my friends we get in a call and just say Hanging with the boiiiiiissss

[@strengthandmasculinity]

Nah man he was just hanging with the boyzzzzzzz

[@emil7088]

Really enjoy these

[@clibreros94]

0:30 Lmaoo “ I DO, I DO LET YOU BANG!” “LET ME BANG AGAINNN!!!”

[@SumtingWong343]

Red mohawk dude: let me bang bro!! Let me bang Commander Shepard : We'll Bang Ok

[@GirlTmak]

Mario “I clearly felt a tap” Yamasaki

[@perroconsombrerodetective]

- How happy are you with your performamce? + Anderson Silva you absolutely suck *Crowd goes nuts*

[@Artistking1990]

I gotta say 1 thing when he uppercutted me to all hell, I clearly felt the mat

[@Jay-jk8lk]

Where's part three at?

[@floatinggoose9197]

Jaydon Antoine Still waiting.

[@MrDavidinho96]

@@floatinggoose9197 Still waiting

[@floatinggoose9197]

@@MrDavidinho96 Jesus.

[@JA-jo7bl]

Joshua M. and still

[@Jp19981]

still fucking waiting

[@benh8457]

“No one knows what a gazelle is anyway”

[@PFPTHEGREATEST]

"Sorry I'm late, I just don't give a fuck!" His employer: "Isn't he awesome??" 😅

[@pandeminion8091]

robbie lawler 189 post-fight interview is badass