Your closest baskin robins, tell them Shaniqua sent you
@redx58574 ай бұрын
@@nikkoortiz 🤣🤣🤣
@Cosmicisonyt4 ай бұрын
@@nikkoortiz bro what
@Freek3144 ай бұрын
@@nikkoortiz instructions unclear, ended up clapping some ghetto cheeks
@Carolinewinderss4 ай бұрын
@@nikkoortiz 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@donaldmccombs55664 ай бұрын
My first wife was deaf. It was great. I could yell all I wanted. Downside is during adult activities, she sounded like a seal.
@JustADog47814 ай бұрын
💀
@techn9cian094 ай бұрын
Them flash backs at the zoo must’ve been something else
@Itsmedicinal4 ай бұрын
She ever give you give you deaf threats?
@yoshijb94284 ай бұрын
That sounds like a win to me!😂
@SunshineLove-rw5lw4 ай бұрын
@@Itsmedicinal😂😂😂😂😂😂 underrated comment
@theyluvdaniiii4 ай бұрын
only 30 seconds in and there’s already a hawk tuh💀
@ケインの王4 ай бұрын
Yessss
@Samantha-dt8eg4 ай бұрын
Same definitely 😂
@danthebikemandan4 ай бұрын
she nearly my dream girl
@sillygoose42634 ай бұрын
Oil up
@SARAHTRYS4 ай бұрын
That’s what she said! 😉
@SamlSchulze11044 ай бұрын
"Oh, yeah? Who hit you? ". "That army kid" "Did you deserve it?"
@folqxs4 ай бұрын
"free palestine *throws up nazi salute* Nikko: pick a fucking team man" had me dying xDDDDDDDDDDDD
@MarsupialMason4 ай бұрын
6:35 i walked my brother into a stop sign when we were both hammered. Hands down funniest/mean thing ive ever done
@JameDouble4 ай бұрын
Ahhh yes, the usual unhinged Nikko
@ケインの王4 ай бұрын
Yes
@Tommyturbo19814 ай бұрын
That Hawk Tuah girl actually lost her job as a preschool teacher
@yoshijb94284 ай бұрын
Her parents must be so proud.
@windmillsofhatred4 ай бұрын
That was just a rumor
@tacotruck79344 ай бұрын
That’s actually not true it was just a random rumor someone made up
@DennisBernoth4 ай бұрын
She’s actually a bar tender
@BrianL-nb1bu4 ай бұрын
Crazy because that's legitimately good advice.
@KneeOfficial4 ай бұрын
I’m a simple man, I see nikko video, I click
@ケインの王4 ай бұрын
Cave man brain
@TheSnackJedi4 ай бұрын
Bro is me in a nutshell :)
@eccentricloveb4 ай бұрын
I am a simple woman.. Nikko.. click... laugh... happy. 😂
@BradenEssary-l2q4 ай бұрын
@@eccentricloveb same bro
@BradenEssary-l2q4 ай бұрын
wrong person 🙏
@davidragle79574 ай бұрын
Bro the fact he said listen after finding out she was deaf is craaaazy 😂
@tifa27334 ай бұрын
Yessss!! I needed some unhinged, dark humor!! My Friday is a little less shitty now.
@NoAssociation85854 ай бұрын
Smashhhhhh! Nikki got an eye for the special ones😂
@maryjane44322 ай бұрын
Who’s Nikki?
@Swifttortoise44 ай бұрын
4:14 Nikko signed smash for her so she understood 😂
@michaelfairchild4 ай бұрын
1:50 When you dont need to work on your legs, so you got time to work on your booty.
@ChouLord-qg5wc4 ай бұрын
Smash, definitely smash
@jellymega84 ай бұрын
When me and my sister were three years old, I broke a plastic screwdriver from like a toy set. She decided to get the electric tape, fix it, and then proceeded to stab me in the stomach with it.
@user-sz7fd8vx9e4 ай бұрын
When I was 12 I locked my little step- brother in a freezer bag and told him his dad didn’t love him.
@timonuotio63954 ай бұрын
Hey Nikko, much love from Finland!!!!
@ChrisinOSMS4 ай бұрын
Levi is such a positive dude. He was in my daughter’s high school class. The whole family is great. Shoutout Overwatch Supply in Ocean Springs, MS!
@RealismAndHonor4 ай бұрын
Mad smashes in this one
@black_kakashiyt17184 ай бұрын
Craziest thing I've done to my siblings for no reason is call them slaves in the most Craziest southern accent and call them the hard r its my morning routine
@3SIXTYPROD4 ай бұрын
Homegirl lost her job but couldn’t give a fuckless about it! It’s beautiful!!
@BradenEssary-l2q4 ай бұрын
somehow im almost more excited to see nikko posting a new video than i am seeing my girlfriends texts lmao
@QuandaleDingle57524 ай бұрын
Nikko’s back with another banger!!!
@Xyxesss4 ай бұрын
@8:00 I looked away so fast so I wouldn't throw up the beer I've been drinking...
@NotJaygt4 ай бұрын
NOTHIN LIKE SOME NIKKO ORTIZ😎
@Cosmicisonyt4 ай бұрын
Bro got me dying the whole time
@TributesCarlson-im4be4 ай бұрын
Always a good day when Nikko posts. Maybe 😂😂😂😂😂
@KamalasManyAccents3 ай бұрын
0:10 he jumped that fence and stayed home at the same time. Dr Strange.
@kelly200274 ай бұрын
Always putting out the best content!!!! 💯
@anthonyscopelite30574 ай бұрын
"he's got a 3rd leg...so he is ok" holy 💩. You are quick with ya Burns 🥵 love it homie. Stay true... Stay you. WE ALL LOVE IT. YEEEE
@khloe-m1x4 ай бұрын
hey Nikko, I am planing on enlisting in the military and was hoping you could do a video on tips and what to say on applications, and your personal experiences!
@thomasmeyer89604 ай бұрын
Is it just me or did Nikko look like he was the missing island boy.
@TrevorLee-sy7cx2 ай бұрын
"Aw you know you gotta give it that HAWK TUAH spit on that thang"
@kakly37074 ай бұрын
the wheel chair soccer made me spit my drink out 💀💀💀
@C.I.A.Headquarters4 ай бұрын
6:36 my "brother" once choked me out and tried to throw me down the stairs when I was 8
@jayhenry-ci9um4 ай бұрын
Nikko nooooo saying you got me your own Jaquan is crazy 😂😂😂 shook when I heard my name
@remmingtonvigil59124 ай бұрын
"How many deaf people have you met." Nikko Ortiz- "Listen, it's fine!" 💀💀
@EdvinNordinRibbybergsskolan4Ce3 ай бұрын
bro nikko himself is already unhinged 💀
@JordenHuckstadt-hh1pg4 ай бұрын
neil the seal is back
@TheMustardman3064 ай бұрын
1:40 crippy with the grippy
@TinyPotato_Chip2 ай бұрын
that is wild
@je4254 ай бұрын
I'm dyin, "SHES ALREADY ON HER KNEES".
@GhoSTed324 ай бұрын
HAWK TUAH🗣🔥
@eliazarpinedo65914 ай бұрын
Damn Nikko u serious down bad
@ealtar4 ай бұрын
9:37 considering history.... it is the same team
@masondawes20254 ай бұрын
6:26 bro crashed out 😂
@NLE_PAPA4 ай бұрын
You kept responding to my messages on stream today it was my first time in the stream Thanks Nikko
@ケインの王4 ай бұрын
Same dog
@thegodcyborg97084 ай бұрын
1:37 Devs have some unfinished business to deal with. I hate it too when i fall through the map too.
@nolanyonkman-v3i4 ай бұрын
BRO NIKKO YOU ARE MY FAVORITE F***ING KZbinR
@nathanhernandez83124 ай бұрын
This the most unhinged uv had in a min. 😂
@Teambroskie784 ай бұрын
Hawk tuu got me dead
@saintignatius7144 ай бұрын
Bro said "listen" lmao
@Apostolic4014 ай бұрын
Worse thing I've done to my brother was make him think Smeagle was in our basement and then lock him in there.
@NoahThomas-hs5mm4 ай бұрын
Amazing commentary as always.
@aaroncherry71074 ай бұрын
Nikko, your stuff is the shit brother!! Got to stop. You're going to give us a heart attack from laughter, lol the man the legend
@GO.US.MARINE.CORPS.GO.4 ай бұрын
AYEEEEEE…. LETS GOOOOOOO. The crayons went down for this.
@onewingedgamer964 ай бұрын
That last one got me and I'm in a wheelchair! Does that mean I'm a bad person?
@Layladusty124 ай бұрын
Nikko you should have nay nay wear the yellow hair bow she probably would love adorable in it😊❤
@joevk62744 ай бұрын
As an older brother myself, I can confirm that the older brother thing is indeed accurate.
@Cosmicisonyt4 ай бұрын
Good video i have been watching alot recently and u make me laugh everyday, watching you is the highlight in my day
@Waiting8513 ай бұрын
I broke my lil bros arm, and then sparta kicked the other on the trampoline. Yeah, I got my ass BEAT
@SynzymanYT4 ай бұрын
Hawk touah on that thang
@emilybeerbower55753 ай бұрын
"No no no no no no" .......my exact thought also🤮
@brittneymckenzie65354 ай бұрын
At this point I’m surprised Nikko didn’t call smash on the girl with the dirt bike 😂
@TrayTerra4 ай бұрын
7x3 has me a little more dead inside now js
@harrypotter51214 ай бұрын
Legit my little brother was standing on our above pool ladder in dead winter as kids and I just pushed him in. No remorse. No reason. Just funny. Got my ass yelled and beat but it was SOOOOO worth it
@Kharmatos134 ай бұрын
o7 in the chat for our lordess and savior Hawk Tuah girl.
@countingstrides40684 ай бұрын
I slammed the car door on my sister's fingers because I was petty and jealous, and that caused her to lose a fingernail. Ah, good times.
@insiite95614 ай бұрын
HAWK TUAH ON THAT THANG YI GET ME
@Aiden-m8b3 ай бұрын
4:56 heyyy u guysss 👁️👄 👁️
@marktisdale79354 ай бұрын
8:22 Nikko ain't nobody looking to be a step-dad.
@Diplodoculus3834 ай бұрын
letsgo nikko posts again
@dustiestspade3394 ай бұрын
Shoulda done the Lego death sound on the first one
@ShadowStrikerrrrr4 ай бұрын
Nah nikko be locking in every time there's a female
My little sister but a tax through my had. I hit her, she cried, I got in trouble, she got a cookie
@nt41364 ай бұрын
my craziest sibling experience was when my brother was walking past me. I stopped him, told him not to blink and poked his eyes with my fingers. all because i saw it on tv. a few eye drops and he was fine lol but we still laugh about it to this day XD
@AsmuBABA2 ай бұрын
Delegators friends with benefits
@kaydensimpsion37614 ай бұрын
Love the videos keep up the good work
@railasvuo4 ай бұрын
Your doggo is so cute
@Strawberrybl0ndebaddie3 ай бұрын
6:42 Brother: *walks into the room and smacks me upside the head for no reason* Me: *eyes tearing up a bit because it really freaking hurt* Me: ow why would you do that Brother: oh go cry me a river, and then drown in it! Mind you this kid was 8 or 9 at the time! Gen Alpha, my goodness, amirite?
@andrewstoll45484 ай бұрын
Nikko, the chick that "lost her job" it was a promotion stunt.
@hithere96674 ай бұрын
I dont even be looking at the titles anymore i just see nikko and how lonf ago he uploaded n i click, we men are simple creatures
@Kaelipoli4 ай бұрын
That plan b baby sent me through the roof. I just woke up y'all I wasn't ready for that shit! I don't know if I need coffee or a baptism.
@Robert-c8d4 ай бұрын
Made him bleed through his nose
@DaveSoza4 ай бұрын
The emotional support dog needs some bison
@Mcq483 ай бұрын
@4:09 literally talking about the deaf lassie the first word he says is "listen" and emphasizes it :P
@theGouramistOnline4 ай бұрын
Can you make more videos where you react to one thing ( like you used to do back in the day), it’s always really fun to have your energy and your military background and it would be nice to have more videos like the French foreign legion again
@-thousand.yard.stare-3 ай бұрын
The vid on 9:34 is crazy 😂💀
@robertlane35654 ай бұрын
Nikko he didn’t need a damn helmet for the dirt bike…. He brought his own…. Facemask included…. Reject Bane over here looking lovely
@same53554 ай бұрын
Bro is too down bad
@michelledotcom-x9t4 ай бұрын
One time I hid a thumbtack between my fingers and made my brother give me a high five.
@briannaburt57093 күн бұрын
i don’t remember exactly how old i was but me and my 3 sisters lined up in the hallway then went into my sisters room and took turns punching her arm. 😂
@juancernas4854 ай бұрын
Niko sees the girl is deaf, ..."LISTEN!.."
@cianna23394 ай бұрын
Kay but why you gotta pull out the "listen" on the deaf girl smash 😂
@Trashmonkeynumerouno4 ай бұрын
Bro, it ain’t even been a minute and we already got hawk tuh girl on here
@grantkilday87502 ай бұрын
BRO FR HAS A TYPE
@zeekdidntwakeup9466Ай бұрын
Neighbors dog got both them legs
@mamrdevpraze4 ай бұрын
That California article about woman getting merced by a bear is hilarious. I mean comedy writes itself how stupid they could be.