“Cake is cake no matter the baker” words to live by
@TheSuperFlash3344 ай бұрын
Bro ended racism
@ryanmahadeo31323 ай бұрын
I love pata-cake
@CrabyNinjaGamer94 ай бұрын
“Casper the friendly neighborhood klans man” got me dead
@Carolinewinderss4 ай бұрын
Yes I remember in third grade learning about them. Then i learn my great great great grandfather was apart lord I bout had a heart attack
@AllyJames-gb4yi4 ай бұрын
I have nothing to say about your comment but I love the profile pic
@CrabyNinjaGamer94 ай бұрын
@@Carolinewinderss well… you learn something new everyday
@theblackbulletytchannel46484 ай бұрын
Bro leaked my first Halloween pic
@CrabyNinjaGamer94 ай бұрын
@@theblackbulletytchannel4648 damn
@ShadowStrikerrrrr4 ай бұрын
Nah bro violated that goat
@mist3yy_4 ай бұрын
Nah it was just a joke he is the goat tho
@nuclearxross094 ай бұрын
that guy bout to have some fun with that goat
@RaiderDamian4 ай бұрын
Nah that's just afghanistan bro it's his side piece
@grantcoker4 ай бұрын
Is a sheep
@mikawatzel32724 ай бұрын
this goat has more balls and more action than him... for reeeaaal
@bautistaotero22884 ай бұрын
A true warrior is not afraid to soak his sword in blood
@panzerkampfwagonmausbattalion4 ай бұрын
Agreeable
@jared-pm4 ай бұрын
Only a true pirate sets sail in the Red Sea
@canaangrap41103 ай бұрын
Yea thats not me homie i rather set sail in challengera deep
@jared-pm3 ай бұрын
@@canaangrap4110 xD
@canaangrap41103 ай бұрын
@@jared-pm i rather use my fight with mt sword with someone using a "peg leg" XD LOL
@shinigamiking694 ай бұрын
6:55 the 'REDEFINE YOUR LIMITS' on the crash pad is what threw me for a loop in conjunction with the caption
@salv_dor35864 ай бұрын
5:03 he want to make enemies with veterans 😂
@bobbisparks534 ай бұрын
If u can walk thru mud, u can f**k thru blood😂😂😂 my army husband says that all the time
@zorgosh4 ай бұрын
real sailors sail through the red sea.
@tahenrick52714 ай бұрын
Frfr
@aidenmcdonald49014 ай бұрын
call me Popeye the sailor man toot toot
@sukaenacornelius92854 ай бұрын
Very true. ❤
@Osprey19944 ай бұрын
They call me Moses, because I'll part the Red Sea in a heartbeat.
@NoAssociation85854 ай бұрын
Be a man Fuq her sister that week😅
@NeoAke924 ай бұрын
8:10 "Shits fired" was the first thing that came to my mind, lmao
@revsellers4 ай бұрын
Best comment
@taijcarter45384 ай бұрын
Nikko talking about the last one but that’s definitely his long lost kid bro 😂😭😂😂😭😭😂😂😂💁🏾♀️
@morgangallowglass86684 ай бұрын
I shall wade through the red river, but I will not drink deeply.
@kristinwojtowich89024 ай бұрын
🫢🫢🫢🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Misslady-cm5cn4 ай бұрын
Period don’t stop nothing but a sentence.😂
@jingle96914 ай бұрын
"what's the point in having a "sword" if you aren't willing to get it bloody"
@sandrabuck-ry8ntАй бұрын
Omg, love it!
@RaiderDamian4 ай бұрын
That cop 💯 is a g 😂
@madmonkeydude114 ай бұрын
Modern problems requires modern solutions
@Jezidka4 ай бұрын
Nikko "He's going to be a great cop." 😆
@justjakingaround_12824 ай бұрын
Require DNA test at birth
@Black_Widow3174 ай бұрын
0:43 My Answer is Yes
@Guywithweaponry_official4 ай бұрын
"Im goin to bed" *racks pistol*
@Yuukichan18884 ай бұрын
Pole dancing with the branches
@Major-Kong4 ай бұрын
I'm Gen X, someone tries to cyber bully me they end up needing therapy.
@sabinal174 ай бұрын
Same here.
@Trashmonkeynumerouno4 ай бұрын
Real
@Dark_pikachu_wolfsbane3 ай бұрын
Fr
@OutcastAngelV4 ай бұрын
Cake is cake, no matter the baker 😂😂😂
@PhartBawks4 ай бұрын
That dog girl is nutty
@BATMAN_THEVENGEANCE3 ай бұрын
Facts man😂😂
@bcshooterfmjprime75404 ай бұрын
Yeah I got my red belt.
@reneeproffetta92954 ай бұрын
Vampire men are smart….spent 18 years with a man who refused during period time AND pregnancy, his loss 😂🤣 that’s when we WANNA go ALL DAY MEN LISTEN UP!
@kristinwojtowich89024 ай бұрын
Exactly 👏 They don't get it 😂 Put a towel down and let us ride; we can always shower and do laundry afterwards, but you're missing out if you pass that up bc we are HORNY AF. 😂😂😂
@carspottingclt4 ай бұрын
i will keep this in mind next time
@navybri993 ай бұрын
Flying those Redwings proudly! 😂
@lil__shmeat4 ай бұрын
4:30 CoD MW, broke my soft a and hard r cherry in like a 2 minute span
@ConnorEppley4 ай бұрын
goat got violated so hard man
@_PROOT_3 ай бұрын
Thank you Nikko that video made my day
@Elenam1804 ай бұрын
Thank you for doing what you do
@frankhorrigan880573 ай бұрын
Nikko, you're extremely entertaining. Love your videos don't let the haters ruin your creativity in your videos.
@joeburrell50414 ай бұрын
Bro we are down so bad, loving the content!
@Fred_ThePickle-fc4rd4 ай бұрын
nikko is a whole mood! he seems like the perfect boyfriend! :D
@Divin4survivn4 ай бұрын
I already watched this on twitch😂
@kamomic93604 ай бұрын
nikko your video never suck its allways some good vids, keep going
@bobfarrington44514 ай бұрын
born in the 70's and a vet and still smashable
@Saanonymous802 ай бұрын
0:43 absolutely gotta have that crime scene bedroom
@M-TRUST2 ай бұрын
Bro i love this man😂
@davidparker82283 ай бұрын
Niko has the best videos
@K3l1AN723 ай бұрын
I’m a gynecologist had me dead
@xlordxxenux5562 ай бұрын
The first time I use, the N-word was with my black friends. The first time I use the hard ER was when I got into an argument with my black friends.😅 Joking… or am i 😂
@saucyguzt04 ай бұрын
That kids just bad at cod 💀🙏
@gamingwithmetamace4 ай бұрын
Bro a good Nikko video will always make my day
@jessejonastheboys67874 ай бұрын
Love you nikko
@LonelyPluto3174 ай бұрын
NO WAY I JUST REALIZED ME AND NIKKO HAVE THE SAME ZODIAC SIGN, THATS WHY HALF THE TIME I RELATE TO HIM
@typeathere3 ай бұрын
last guy def in the navy
@jacobd3427Ай бұрын
When River runs red hit the dirty path😂
@chrisnearingcom4 ай бұрын
I can not with how this hits
@zmbioutlw4 ай бұрын
that firetruck is definitely Nikko from the past 😂
@cjhernandez11984 ай бұрын
Best one you've done in a while. Jmo
@Azane54653 ай бұрын
2:03 twitch commenter says LEG DAY EVERY DAY.... I'm 100% dead 😭🤣
@cRiNiAl4 ай бұрын
.....was that Nikko moaning at that firetruck 🤣🤣
@lostincase8584 ай бұрын
Love your content Nikko, always makes me laugh dude, and I need it, luv ya x
@Russian-p9h_bias4 ай бұрын
Nah lil bros dad in the fire
@anthonywagner90954 ай бұрын
Love your videos they make me laugh through no matter what I'm going through and all you smashes I probably would
@METRO_AIRSOFT4 ай бұрын
AYYY NIKKO A LIBRA TOO
@bobbieberg1102Ай бұрын
nikko we twinning
@grubganginc4 ай бұрын
yooo nikko i’m a huge fan and i thought it was cool that we’re both libras keep up the good work 👍
@coletanner35004 ай бұрын
"Hawk tuah girl saved yall bro" got me fucked up
@danielaaraiza21183 ай бұрын
I freaking love you.
@Just_another_guuy4 ай бұрын
You had me at leash
@sto1asgoetia6004 ай бұрын
Seeing a grown woman act like some pet dog made me severely question my role as a living being
@Lauriel9944 ай бұрын
I'm no stranger to the the red mist
@JayMG4 ай бұрын
My Red Wings got that mustard stain too
@kristinwojtowich89024 ай бұрын
Oh my gawd 😂😂😂😂
@JayMG4 ай бұрын
@kristinwojtowich8902 not the worst thing I've said out loud by far.
@iitstre_45504 ай бұрын
… seeing the video; I still feel like I don’t know what that means😂😂
@JayMG3 ай бұрын
I assure you its gross sir. I dont want to be responsible for destroying an innocent@iitstre_4550
@southland25714 ай бұрын
Sharts fired!
@frenchfrench5754 ай бұрын
Who tf in twich chat said Autism Prime😂😂😂
@redneck-vr6fw4 ай бұрын
for every Vietnam vet I see I am going to say thank you for trying but not being good enough to win that war
@Memesformiles57484 ай бұрын
5:25 strongly agree. Change my mind
@Sarspariila4 ай бұрын
I totally agree. 🙂
@Chef_GrrFace4 ай бұрын
Redwings acquired
@JadaSammy46004 ай бұрын
Love this
@LonelyPluto3174 ай бұрын
4:33 The first time I said the N word was because my brother was playing Fortnite and at the time I didn’t know what it meant, and he told me to say it and I did.
@TeacherTaj3 ай бұрын
Just like the newspapers motto: if it bleeds, it leads. Detroit ain't the only place to earn your red wings.
@quadsquadfamily74844 ай бұрын
All the content uncensored are fricken 9am for me. I'm subbed just not there 😂
@Bravo2-zero3 ай бұрын
Bros..You know you got your blood wings!
@revsellers4 ай бұрын
The last kid grew up to join the navy. 😂
@madmonkeydude114 ай бұрын
Yes I've hit it during that time. Yes it's the reason my moustache is permanently red.
@IAmFirstborne8 күн бұрын
I did not personally meet a single soldier while I was still in service, that didn't at least claim to have their red wings; this includes me.
@ttv_HonestLUCK4 ай бұрын
Casper is crazy💀
@Sando_314 ай бұрын
These people are unhinged
@DuckStuffer4 ай бұрын
Nikko Ortiz is low-key my spirit animal, where's the leash at?
@squibloader3 ай бұрын
The Vietnam war was abandoned we did not win we did not loose We ABANDONDED IT!!
@lennchadful4 ай бұрын
7:27 people dont understand that viewer engagement is viewer engagement. the fans and trolls all help with a channels growth
@Droid454 ай бұрын
I like that he is spreading out (pause) from military
@CalebOutlaw-c8l4 ай бұрын
A wise man named Nikko-Cake is cake no matter baker