Mother Teresa vs Sigmund Freud. Epic Rap Battles of History

Epic Rap Battles of History: Mother Teresa vs Sigmund Freud
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CAST
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Mother Teresa: Cara Francis
IG: @fantasygrandma
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Sigmund Freud:
Nice Peter
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CREW
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Written by Zach Sherwin, Nice Peter, EpicLLOYD, OurVeryOwn Discord Writer’s Room, Cara Francis, Robyn Lynne Norris, Rich Baker and Chris Turner
Producer: Atul Singh
Director of Photography: Jon Na
Gaffer: Andy Chinn
Department Make Up Head: Ashlyn McIntyre
Make Up and Hair: Brittany White
DIT / Playback: Josh Best
Costume Designer and Property Master: Morgan Christensen
Production Assistant: Andy Sandoval
Video Editors: Ross Fearnley, Josh Best, Nice Peter
VFX and Compositing: Josh Best and Javi Sanchez Blanco
Directed by Nice Peter and EpicLLOYD
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Shot on the Arri Alexa Mini
Edited in Adobe Premier and After Effects
Recorded and mixed in Protools
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[@MKMK-bj2sk]

*Everytime a girl calls her boyfriend daddy, Freud's soul grows a little stronger*

[@MrGamelover23]

This is the best comment on this video!

[@grantaustin7311]

both historical figures lose, you win.

[@lucapeyrefitte6899]

Or if someone says onee-chan it brings him life little by little

[@TheAyanamiRei]

But wait...what if a girl calls her girlfriend "Mommy"? Then what??? o.o

[@fatuusdottore]

😍😍😍

[@chazcollabs9536]

Mother Teresa ended her second verse like a prayer. Sigmund Freud ended his second verse like a therapy session.

[@justanaccount6885]

Facts

[@michaelturner2523]

Good job. You got the very obvious joke

[@notemporioiswear9979]

Michael Turner bro go outside and touch some grass

[@snowmanleblanc6053]

Ah yes, dawn, a reminscene of my childhood

[@MelbbotticsDanceCrew]

@@notemporioiswear9979 😂😂🤣😂🤣

[@BBoyCobalt1]

The lady who played Mother Theresa absolutely killed it!!

[@MrMemetic]

You won't believe how gorgeous she is in real life. She's young, funky, and I believe the story is the ERB team randomly met her and saw her talent. Mad talent. Google "Cara Francis".

[@JFenixGG]

​@@MrMemeticdamn she looks like another person

[@Lwhale.3797]

Mad props to whoever did the old-person makeup. I deadass thought ERB got some cool rapping grandma or something.

[@Bowtiedhillbilly]

@@Lwhale.3797 The makeup team at ERB is absolutely insane.

[@michaelchallis4129]

She absolutely let it die.

[@ValeBridges]

"Dreams are the only place you'll ever be as dope as me" I think that's a reference to Freud's _The Interpretation of Dreams,_ where he claimed that the purpose of dreaming is wish-fulfilment

[@gabrielesolletico6542]

Of course!

[@kaycey7361]

Which is right.

[@drew5181]

he was also always on Morphine being a dope head

[@kieren2812]

A

[@BluePlant]

@@kaycey7361 So you're telling me that sucide and my dad being kidnapped is my dream? Interesting....

[@kolbyrios2397]

This would be the most ridiculous battle: Dora The Explorer vs Indiana Jones

[@epg96]

Dora the Explorer vs Nathan Drake Dora the Explorer vs Lara Croft

[@aqj2014]

@@epg96 Nathan Drake vs Lara Croft Nathan vs indie Lara vs indie All of them vs each other

[@ryanpeters4415]

Dora vs indie is the funniest idea ever!

[@MKMK-bj2sk]

Let's make this happen! Come on Vamonos everybody let's go! Haha 😂

[@timekeeper29]

Kolby Rios they should really do this

[@erenust]

I am surprised that some woman played Mother Teresa. I was sure that they'd find a way to cast EpicLLOYD as her.

[@giuliocataldo474]

Underrated

[@lukepearson4611]

Omg could you imagine 😂😂

[@MegaSim3]

You deserve way more likes lmfao

[@death_angel1125]

lol yeah

[@Tkieron]

with ERB you can never be 100% sure that ISN'T EpicLlyod.

[@RexfromIslaNublar]

“Our time is up Teresa” the fact that Sigmund treated this as nothing but another simple appointment was absolutely savage in my book

[@PulseRasar]

He has some of the best bars in ERB history

[@entelektuel.yolculuk]

@@PulseRasar ye know, most people are stupid and they live and think through/according to pop cvlture and what is popular. Sigmund Freud and Mother Theresa are on serious stuff, not about pop cvlture or reality. That is why this great battle ain't watched as much as the others, yet; this one is one of the greatest ones of ERB.

[@Cthuloo]

@@entelektuel.yolculukI have a feeling it’s much simpler than that, ERB is clearly losing the views they had at their peak which is expected and unlike the ones that have performed very very well around this one - JokervPennywise ThanosvJrobertOppemheimer to name a few - this one has pretty niche characters where a lot of people don’t know or don’t care about these two, so the views are more likely a product of poor performance rather than less replays

[@LykanPrototype]

I like that line for that little double entendre it has. Their time is up meaning both the session and their lives are done.

[@fish29]

@@Cthuloo everyone knows mother teresa though

[@jackwilson3297]

"chastity vow redundant" is an underrated line

[@braedenmoore1722]

Best line I’ve ever heard

[@Kancerru]

Absolutely savage

[@reverendtgirl8680]

I just realized what he meant by that 😭

[@luismotta5463]

It was my favorite

[@tacodias]

It’s my favorite ERB starter line

[@embertheasinine2336]

Sigmund actually is one of the few people who I think managed to talk about himself while roasting his opponent.

[@nursmalik6024]

"I got throat cancer, Wasn't feeling so hot"

[@armynukenuke4773]

Nurs Malik Had the doc put me with a morphine shot.

[@cyrus8886]

@@armynukenuke4773 "thank imaginary god I wasn't in one of your beds"

[@nursmalik6024]

@@cyrus8886 you'd just have sprinkled holy water on my forehead

[@reaperz5677]

@@nursmalik6024 "I help people live, you watch people die"

[@dukeditoxmusic4011]

Her calling him a motherlover as to both avoid swearing and reference the oedipus complex is genius.

[@atlascorperation7373]

That’s stolen…

[@debasismandal1228]

Lol

[@AL3X1KUS]

@@justsomeone7883 go back to preschool

[@justsomeone7883]

@@AL3X1KUS i have you know i graduated from preschool 2 weeks ago how dare you talk to me in that manner 🤨

[@AL3X1KUS]

@@justsomeone7883 ok then you should know its oedipus not oedpenis

[@andrewgagne4465]

The fact that people still don't realize how deep this battle is insane

[@polarpunk8861]

Yes especially the fact that they both were self centered egotist who used their beliefs to hurt people, but were so convincing people still respect them. Sigmund Freud with Psychology and Mother Teresa with Catholicism. Most of their insults ironically could be deflected back at them.

[@therealboomshlamian700]

@@polarpunk8861 Mother Teresa was the worst at least Sigmund Freud actually cared a little though both were definitely bad

[@thomasfevre9515]

I think erb really nailed the character faults in both of them. The embezzling of money and letting the poor suffer instead of giving them proper treatment for MT and the général egotism, quack theories, sex obsession and drug abuse for SF.

[@andrewgagne4465]

@@polarpunk8861 agreed with every word you said

[@everythingmustgo4478]

@@therealboomshlamian700 freud didn't care for anyone other than him

[@The_derpy_duck__J.E.C]

1:29 this is fucking incredible in part because she points at her eyes. Freud was trying to find a medical use for cocaine before he became a psychologist and he tried literally everything but his friend ended up figuring out that cocaine could be used to help people during eye procedures. Freud got nothing from this except a cocaine addiction

[@strawbebby7092]

MAN

[@takebacktheholyland9306]

The more the reason M.T won this shit, and people just didn't get all her roasts 💀💀💀 her lyrics are so incredibly subtle that the only thing most people noticed were her flow and thought her disses were weak

[@gamerboy0499]

@@takebacktheholyland9306 no i think freud won he was more brutal

[@takebacktheholyland9306]

@@gamerboy0499 Fair point M.T still had bangers though, but it's a whole lot closer than people think

[@gamerboy0499]

@@takebacktheholyland9306 yes totally

[@bred9152]

Imagine if their ghosts come back to see how they’ve been remembered and they see this

[@airbendingninja23]

They'll be laughing their asses off

[@jariusreece1931]

Teresa would be offended, but yeah Sigmund would probably laugh his ass off

[@Nomusicincluded]

@@neferiusnexus Mother theresa was actually a horrible person. www.theglobeandmail.com/life/the-hot-button/mother-teresa-was-anything-but-a-saint-canadian-study-says/article9317551/

[@NotoriousFoxxx]

Well teresa would accept it and frued would analyze it. Neither would be ashamed

[@AlexDragonfire96]

@@Nomusicincluded do you realize that a person can be something else and not just a saint or horrible?

[@TheHorseOutside]

just realised the clap in the beat is the sound of Sigmund's watch ticking

[@brandenwilhelm4044]

Whoa. I never realized that!

[@Bigdog5400]

You just broke glass for me lmao

[@264aub]

OH SHOOT

[@reydelostacos]

:0

[@l0lip0p]

OH FUCK! was it? That's cool as fuck!

[@Alec1928]

Such a balanced and well done battle. I like when there's no clear winner. They both were fire.

[@sypelack]

I can agree with this and I think it comes from them both being great but terrible people at the same time

[@bc1176]

Freud absolutely destroyed her what do you mean

[@marvelstarwarsfan8410]

@@bc1176 when I first saw this I went with Theresa’s but after listening it a couple of more times I changed my mind

[@thatcooldudeisawesome876]

@@sypelack I keep seeing this thrown around but why were they terrible people what exactly did they do.

[@fxdefiancy]

@thatcooldudeisawesome876 Mother Teresa was, after her death, accused of being an outright horrible person. She gave poor care to sick individuals, was harsh and cruel with fellow nuns, stole money from families and from the church, and a lot of other gross things. Sigmund isn't so much so as evil, but definitely had a mega-ego. He developed a lot of theories based around sex and perverted ideologies, like wanting to bang your own mother, women being jealous of men having penises, etc. Plus, he was just an egomaniac who would only care about people and their feelings during sessions and otherwise couldn't care less, not to mention had extremely high charge rates. Both of them were scummy people, but Mother Teresa was a different kind of scum.

[@LexioLTG]

It just struck me how brilliant this setup is. Not only is it a religious (and idealist?) character vs an sceptic and pragmatic one, it's also someone highly known for their humbleness vs a very narcissistic individual. Abstinence against hypersexuality, too. The mother of all against the guy who talks about fucking mothers. The amount of jokes you can get out of this are almost endless. "You want a second coming? I'll bless the mic again." works in like 5 different levels. The second coming of Jesus christ, sexually coming, blessing the mic in a literal sense, the mic being a sexual inuendo, while at the same time saying she's blessing the mic everytime she raps, this is absolute genius.

[@sypelack]

Also part of the humor to it as well is where Freud was narcissist he did try to help his patients where mother Teresa wanted her people to suffer to bring them closer to God and very rarely used the money her church earned or was given for herself which is why he brought up the fact he helps people live where she lets people die for a man in the sky

[@Dr0dd]

Both are also people who were highly esteemed at their time but have gotten a lot more flak for their questionable deeds after their death.

[@cadenvanvalkenburg6718]

Mother Teresa was not humble. She was, by far, the greater monster than Freud

[@user-vs9ds3dc2y]

@@cadenvanvalkenburg6718 We get it, you're an atheist. Just say that then. 🤓🫵

[@_chishika_]

@@cadenvanvalkenburg6718well yeah the real mother teresa, but the rap battles use their publicised brand image versions, and base their characterisations off that, with the darker sides used to diss them

[@t.talinhansen6001]

Freud opening his second verse: "I notice you talk a lot about yourself" Freud opening his first verse: "let's talk about my favorite subject: me!"

[@incandescentlightbulb886]

Someone finally said it

[@aldihamzaraj4795]

Well, Freud WAS a narcissist, while Mother Teresa is known to be this nun that doesn’t care about herself, and cares way too much about others.

[@Dctctx]

He did have profound narcissism

[@RandomPerson0498]

@@aldihamzaraj4795 no, she's a monster

[@aldihamzaraj4795]

@@RandomPerson0498 k

[@odeliafrancescaroav9808]

Freud: “Everyone wants to have sex with their mom, it’s normal” Freud’s mom: “Excuse me?”

[@notproductiveproductions3504]

Oedipus: what the…

[@MasonGreenWeed]

Freud is same dude who search an eel's dick

[@johnfraire6931]

​@@MasonGreenWeed WHAT'S A ----------- GOTTA DO TO GET SOME EEL DICK?

[@katzea.a7880]

Yes that is correct, Freud had the hots for his mom

[@anuragsosa]

Wait how many replies are here ?

[@DJFlare84]

I love how Freud talked about his own death in his first turn. Usually someone's death is used as a burn by the opponent but Freud got it out of the way so Theresa couldn't use it and simultaneously turned it into a burn against her. Also my favorite line is definitely "I can see right through you and you've got no flavor! ... I'm battling a communion wafer!"

[@engelberthkroeger6817]

Good tactics

[@JB-tt6ct]

Its a very clever shout-out to Thanatos, urges of destruction and death that Freud talked about but is overshadowed by all the sex (Eros) talk.

[@mangothedango]

The battles with really contrasting personalities really bring out how intense they get Teresa had wordplay with religious references while Freud was being a hardcore atheist and saying her beliefs are baloney

[@JaggedBird]

He's also pointing out her hypocrisy all throughout those slandering comments about her beliefs He wasn't great either, but at least he's more honest

[@liamlennon3316]

I mean so was most of frauds belief too actually. Modern psychology doesn't really believe in most of his theories

[@kibwel.parker6042]

400th

[@RapidVidsProductions]

oh man i remember when i was 13 on youtube trying to sound like im smart, making the most redundant useless comments. "TERESA RAPPED AND WAS RELIGIOUS AND FREUD WAS NOT" good observation there, detective

[@runalongnowm8]

That's why I say he destroyed her given how her methods weren't even effective

[@promethean_desire5539]

“An exception to my theory. I can’t believe this. Here we have a mother that no one wants to sleep with” 💀

[@muhammadgbadegesin8043]

Your chastity vow? Redundant.

[@connormc4477]

I can prove him wrong ;) Teresa lookin fine

[@andrewellett3431]

Hello police, I’d like to report a murder

[@Randomguy-nr6qr]

@@connormc4477 wtf

[@JT-en6ui]

r/cursedcomments

[@wesbeuning8927]

probably the most unexpected battle, and also hysterical how good it is.

[@BiratesoftheCaribbean]

Hysterical 😂

[@ayingchanda]

Raps good but rappers didnt made the raps sound good especially mother teresa

[@CrossUpCoalition]

It was lame

[@arjunsarin9403]

Agreed

[@symounong7921]

without a doubt

[@miriamconnor8821]

I love the little "Oooo!" after Freud's opening line of round 2 at 1:57. He's admiring his own diss 🤣

[@dednuk3s350]

It makes sense because he was obsessed with himself

[@Eric_The_Cleric]

It also doubles as kind of an "oh wow!" in context with the next line as if it were a eureka moment because he's talking about finding an exception to his theory. "I notice you talk a lot about yourself, which is funny, because you hide your true feelings like they were other people's money. (Oooh!)" Vs. "Oooh, an exception to my theory, I can't believe this!"

[@bradyboy6874]

“I’ve got lines like the DMV and being me takes balls, but I ain’t got no D-envy” I love the word play alone, but with how it works on a different level against Freud is just amazing

[@davideluciani1754]

DMV is?

[@billcipher8761]

@@davideluciani1754 Department of Motor Vehicles, they always have very long waiting lines so shes basically saying her rap lines are cool

[@StoryMing]

I get the Freudian concept this is referencing, but what is the more literal "D-envy" she means?

[@takebacktheholyland9306]

@@StoryMing The freudian Definition IS the definition

[@StoryMing]

@@takebacktheholyland9306 Okay. I just would have usually expected a bar like that to carry a double meaning of some kind. Also took me a while to figure out why it was D instead of P.

[@susantramer6713]

Otto Von Bismarck (the iron Chancellor) vs Margaret Thatcher (the Iron Lady)

[@jacobgushue866]

HistoryBuff thank you

[@kokuinomusume]

Interrupted by Wellington (the iron Duke)

[@haydentdc5177]

@@kokuinomusume shut it, you have cancer?

[@branislavkocic3518]

YESS

[@NavyVet9702]

Or Bismarck vs. Merkel, battle of the chancellors.

[@BestgirlJordanfish]

This is probably one of their most underrated recent raps. Every line's flow and wit is incredible. Plus that beat is sick as hell.

[@imperialbengal4068]

Jordan Nguyen true, it’s also one of the only battles that isn’t one/sided, I keep going back and forth on who I think won lol

[@frgwyn3760]

greenman it’s just as good as the Che rap battle

[@mattvenes9674]

mother wants to know your Location

[@Licardss]

I'm going to step on a lego if i don't see this before I die

[@sourwitch2340]

I think so too. I also love their character dynamic. You can simultaneously tell that they don't like each other and that they don't actually mind each other, despite being convinced that the other is wrong.

[@cnu.]

Fun Fact:The background on Freud's verses are actually Turkish Carpet figures.Because Freud was using a Turkish Carpet for his patients to sit on while sessions.

[@bblunder]

That was something I didn't notice

[@glytchmeister9856]

I think some of the shapes in there are brain scans, too

[@Hamfrags]

I like the touch that Teresa has bright and even lighting, but Freud has a light side and a dark side. Also, at 1:04 , Freud looks towards the light while mentioning life, and the dark when he turns and mentions death.

[@jak5878]

Nice observation!

[@3Prayt]

You're right, damn

[@raziel2499]

"You took credit that you didn't deserve You're the fakest sister act since Whoopi Goldberg" Damn, Sigmund, what a savage.

[@Julesb2183]

It's true.

[@Delta-ei7im]

Honestly I don’t know who to root for. Both of these people were assholes in their field.

[@devansh5562]

@DATMemeboi also true

[@samuelbedsole5089]

I'm just surprised they made a Sister Act reference.

[@superthorc6894]

Ha yeah straight savage

[@auroram5853]

Times I have watched this battle : Abundant My KZbin watch history : Redundant

[@ayoonick3540]

Underrated ass comment

[@auroram5853]

@@ayoonick3540 thank you!

[@MrCount84]

Me Edit: Five times Edit:Six times Edit: Seven times

[@KingSabaton]

Gave me a great laugh. Thank you! :)

[@auroram5853]

@@KingSabaton No problem :)

[@alandiaz5184]

The fact that the beat is based on a stopwatch is yet another brilliant detail of this battle

[@crazylasagna3576]

“You really believe all this stuff, you’re hysterical” is really rich coming from Freud.

[@JamesIsAway]

I think that was the point

[@Gadget-Walkmen]

Some of Freud’s ideas were vaild and great for scientific understanding of the mind and health, some of his other ideas were not. It was a trail and error process for Freud in the greater scheme of things really!

[@crazylasagna3576]

@@Gadget-Walkmen Oh yeah, Freud was definitely important for the field of psychology but he also proposed some real crackhead stuff.

[@Gadget-Walkmen]

@@crazylasagna3576 not disagreeing with that at all.

[@rougheredge6705]

@@Gadget-Walkmen A large portion of Freud's contributions to psychology at this point is "most of what we know comes from people getting fed up and wanting to prove Freud wrong" Which to be fair, is one way to do it. The Genghis Kahn of psychology.

[@SuperGamli]

This is probably one of their best lyrics ever, really clever shit.

[@Lei_1]

Word.

[@sabersz]

This is on 666 likes, um...

[@jeffblackjack2]

think so too

[@bryangracida]

Because it says what you want to hear? The lirycs are bad written and full of social justice bullshit

[@ihatewerewolves1832]

Crixus Gracida Elaborate

[@Tylercollinss]

Nobody: My brain in class: Momma wants some omelettes

[@Multifan90]

Now are you thinking about this rap battle or are you just hungry?

[@Xenefor]

I have a math teacher that her name is Julia Bolivar, when i'm sick of doing math i always think, ''that's enough of Julia B''

[@zytlib6758]

Nobody: My brain when a new video game is released: Cal-cutta check

[@nachtkind46]

Nobody: My brain when I see Fergie: an exception to my theory I cant believe this, here we have a mother that no one wants to sleep with!

[@thahirshibu5042]

just keep it at that

[@joaquinwaters1810]

This battle is SEVERELY underrated.

[@MrJayRB]

"Here we have a mother that no one wants to sleep with" is the best line from this entire season

[@jurgenhasford3850]

true

[@VaultCon]

THE FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE VS .... *sigh* THE TELETUBBIES!

[@DerpiestGameBlast]

Just because you could suggest a battle doesn't mean you should suggest a battle

[@Jakabokbotch2nd]

This i wanna watch

[@TheWalkerboh65]

...but how would the teletubbies battle themselves?

[@HalfTangible]

You can't have someone rap battle themselves. EDIT: Ninjaed by walker.

[@misterl0gic]

or vs. The Four Horsemen of Pro Wrestling (Ric Flair, Arn Anderson, Ole Anderson and Tully Blanchard)

[@jerry3790]

This wasn’t the rap battle I asked for, but the one I needed.

[@calebtoussaint7136]

I was just about to comment that EXACTLY.

[@oldbean7150]

Jerry Rupprecht agree

[@bababooboo2057]

even though i walk through the valley of dope rhymes, i dont fear the beat for the J.C. guides me to be the best M.C.!

[@amandapanda5087]

Same

[@derekjones5320]

How about Negan vs. The Governor. Negan - I have a barbed wire bat. The Governor - yeah well I have a tank. Lol.

[@haldosprime3896]

I’ve thought long and hard about it and I think this might be the best ERB overall. The flows, the disses, the beat, the character choices, it’s just high quality from start to finish.

[@Uncle228]

Mother Teresa’s background feels so heavenly yet if you know the story of her the background has a whole other meaning

[@yonghong4832]

Yeah, thats what Sigmund Freud disses are all about. "Thank imaginary gods i wasnt in your beds, you could just sprinkle magic water on my forehead!"

[@Luigiman-rc9fi]

Charlie Chaplin v Mr Bean. That would be an acheivement if you could work that one out.

[@SAGAR0606]

Amen!!!!!!👌👌👌👌💐💐💐💐

[@samirdhungana5321]

That's actually hard to perform

[@Rayalboon]

oh bro i so agree

[@Thrythlind]

how about Charlie Chaplin vs Rowan Atkinson

[@Kabronizador]

Mr. Bean vs Chavo del 8

[@My_Legs_Hurt]

Every historical figure in Bill & Ted has now made an appearance in ERB

[@SithCats]

I don't remember Billy the Kid in an ERB.

[@Stofferex]

Not Billy the Kid

[@dakota.952]

@@SithCats he was in Lewis & Clark vs. Bill & Ted, but only appears in the background. He's the only one that needs a proper battle.

[@Kira1Lawliet]

@@SithCats Billy the Kid had a cameo appearance in the Bill and Ted vs Lewis and Clark battle.

[@insertusernamehere51]

@@dakota.952 Billy the Kid vs Captain Kidd

[@joepapa1189]

“You’re hysterical” I think this may be a secret Easter egg since a notable part of Sigmund was that he helped get rid of the thought that any woman who said no had hysteria. Just a neat thing I saw “D-envy” after Sigmund’s whole thing about mom’s came out another dr theorized that women felt the same thing to their dads. Sigmund said nope and explained that women actually want to have a penis and are envious of men for having one, so d-envy. There’s are just some things I noticed that I haven’t seen people point out

[@vylbird8014]

An understandable envy. A penis is a fun thing to have.

[@jewelxiat]

THANK YOU I was wondering what D-envy meant 😭

[@joelarcieri3124]

This has to be one of the best LOOKING epic rap battles they have ever done. The black and white of Freud that contrasted his background but also how almost identical NP looked like Freud and then the makeup and look they had for MT was spot on. This was one where style met substance and I’m here for it.

[@cinderellaboss2362]

"An exception to my theory, I can't believe this. Here we have a mother no one wants to sleep with" 😂😂😂😂 Sig won there!

[@drip2245]

Me: "You're ugly" Freud, an intellectual: "Your chastity vow? Redundant"

[@vallecend6855]

As a Catholic who's currently studying Psychology, this is something special. It's the first rap battle that I actually understand fully without having to look up the histories and or identities of the participants.

[@boldnessofsouls3502]

A Catholic with an anime (CMI) profile. Hmmmm

[@Sierra101-mus]

​@boldnessofsouls3502 catholic church is relevant in that series so it fits

[@ixzereinfortopesh5173]

А мне как русскоговорящему нифига непонятно

[@mimszanadunstedt441]

You wanna know what the catholic church is like watch Hellsing Ultimate and read Berserk.

[@leos8019]

@@mimszanadunstedt441 As a Catholic, I love both of those series...that said, I have no desire to purge protestants like heretics (well maybe a little lol j/k).

[@cupotea7698]

There are lots of great lines in this one but just ending on "But our time is up Teresa" in a polite doctoral way is so potent...maybe it's just flashbacks to therapy sessions but I think it's bangin

[@Dhanujajayasinghe]

"Here we have a mother that no one wants to sleep with" we all felt that one

[@cyraxuser]

No bruh. That's just you.

[@katowo6521]

0:08 2:13 Freud starts and ends looking at his pocket watch, and there are clock ticking sounds in the precussion throughout the battle

[@walkingdead9726]

seeing how short of a time it takes to kick her arse?

[@smugreptile6695]

@@walkingdead9726 No, its him treating the whole battle like a visit to the psychiatrist. Like she referenced. Thats why he said times up.

[@walkingdead9726]

@@smugreptile6695 i was making a joke, actually didnt understand it, thank you for explaining, though!

[@Gadget-Walkmen]

love it!

[@alijoc]

wow that is mad smart

[@ruurtben264]

'lets talk about my favorite subject ME' 'i noticed that you talk a lot about yourself' Hold up

[@eikosi-ena]

The line "Your chastity vow? Redundant" made me pause the video because I was laughing so hard. I'm glad to see you guys are still making great vids all these years later since I've last checked in on you. Keep on :)

[@Haspen89]

I just realized the beat has hands clapping (prayers/Mother Theresa) and very fast clock ticking (handwatch/Sigmund Freud). Neat!

[@BatailleRapTishort]

This kind of goes with most rap instrumentals though

[@zerroman7329]

yeah no you're actually overanalysing it, they probably didn't intend that.

[@Haspen89]

Maybe! I just like overanalysing, heh.

[@maxipro6919]

@@zerroman7329 Not the clockticking At the introduction Freud does something with his watch, then the clockticking and at the end he says Our time is up, Theresa So this was a smart move, because Freud turned everything into a therapy section

[@GriseWeisshark]

The clock ticking or metronome, probably. But the clap as prayer is kinda a stretch.

[@arc5825]

Just realized that Mother Teresa's "mother lover" line is both a replacement for a swear and a reference to the Oedipus Complex, god damn ERB did it again

[@goldenlynelslayer4096]

Sorry but profile pic

[@mysticflow467]

lol and i just realized that her chastity vows redundant means she would've never gotten laid even if she didn't take them. also realised what the 200 bucks an hour line meant.. i dont even know how i didn't get that one its just about him getting paid $200 for being a therapist

[@aldihamzaraj4795]

Hi Gordon

[@luckyducky9669]

hi

[@luckyducky9669]

i thought it was only the swear nice

[@dizzyspellpunk7976]

With how often girls call their boyfriends"daddy"I'm surprised Freud hasn't straight up resurrected by now.

[@n-aera]

funny, i haven't meet a single woman irl that likes that

[@Georg3e]

Soon he will rise again! Then be disappointed his mom didn't ressurect

[@charlesparker7719]

The electra complex notion was proposed by Carl Jung who wad one of Freud's contemporaries.

[@mariasbuggy]

@@n-aera it’s really common actually

[@paulroche6969]

"I help people live, you watch people die" is brutal.

[@ozgoldebronokia8210]

I love how Freud calmly explain his own death.

[@Talei2]

It's very weird when Freud was about to die he refuse morphine, he said he prefeer to die with pain instead of stop thinking

[@milesdavis607]

​@@Talei2 That is incorrect. He was offered a peaceful death by his doctor (who was also his friend, he offered as a family friend not as a doctor) but Freud rejected at first. But then the pain became too much and it was the only thing on his mind at all times. And so his doctor and his youngest daughter Ana helped him pass away peacefully with 2-3 morphine shots over a couple days.

[@Talei2]

@@milesdavis607 ok thanks. It's Nice to learn

[@1nicolascagefan561]

And how weirdly it was fire

[@rollingthunder1043]

@@milesdavis607 Was it the plan that the morphine would kill him? Or just make his final hours less miserable?

[@Neopulse00]

Great actress chosen to play as Mother Theresa. 10/10

[@juanaraiza663]

I agree. That sister got skills

[@jeric_synergy8581]

Rapping with a fake (I assume) thick accent. Kudos.

[@colt4505]

Her flaws are trash

[@komodochiya]

@@colt4505 Her flaw was most certainly not trash lmao

[@CrustySean]

God whoever is playing Sigmund does so good on the motions faces and general choreography

[@CrustySean]

Also the editing is so good

[@ameryaser3987]

I've been rewatching this one for few days for a while. Just that good.

[@zur137]

I kind of want to see the ERB referee go against another disembodied voice.

[@DivaViews]

I can get behind that, Honest Trailer voice vs ERB announcer.

[@pebblefattree6404]

ERB voice vs Morgan Freeman

[@ThreshmanEntertainment]

Vs the "Meanwhile, with the Legion Of Doom" Hanna Barbera voice

[@juliantaylor5222]

The Erb announcer vs the Stanley parable narrator

[@yesitsbrutal9216]

Smash Bros announcer

[@MartinBlackArcano]

Props to Teresa for not cussing even once.

[@therealpradowaits]

neither of them cussed once

[@ssjdragonfist2366]

Freud did cuss

[@skifeymodsanalysis9389]

@@ssjdragonfist2366 How?

[@emileeweir7773]

Gotta love the "motherlover, amen" line!

[@skifeymodsanalysis9389]

@@emileeweir7773 yes that's magical on so many levels

[@paulw858]

Yet another ERB I have watched dozens of times and still figure more stuff out!

[@piercecrawley2372]

Mother Teresa had an insane flow, one of the best on ERB

[@napitzbest935]

Sigmund: “I notice that you talk about yourself.....” Sigmund literally not a minute ago: “let’s talk about my favorite subject: ME”

[@theasexualidiot4803]

Irony.

[@jouchsscarylibrary2637]

Reality is often disappointing. Sigmund.

[@TheEatmaca]

The modern psychoanalysis bases on the analysis freud did to himself. That is why he says that line. Freud was working on his own traumas since he was his own subject.

[@Eyeofthetiger69]

@@theasexualidiot4803 Probably the only time I read "irony" used correctly on the Internet.

[@Bruce_Ree]

teresa is supposed to be a humble nun, so talking about herself is against what she stands for. Sigmund likes to talk about himself and embraces it.

[@MyoticTesseract]

"I notice that you talk a lot about yourself..." Literally 1 verse ago: "Let's turn to my favorite subject: me!"

[@troy2286]

Sigmund Freud always considered himself his chief patient and would always pick at his own brain his entire life

[@ravenstone3436]

sometimes a cigar is just a cigar

[@MadMax-ii8gq]

Yeah, that was hypocritical.

[@north6134]

MadMaxPyro I think he was known to be hypocritical

[@MadMax-ii8gq]

@@north6134 Okay, then I guess that's fitting.

[@pac-man2907]

One of the best ERBs in a long time. Creative beats, lyrics and flow --- Keep it up! Let's Gooooo!

[@TanmanC]

This is becoming one of my favorite ERBS- the beat is super catchy, the lyrics are clever and deep, plus the performances are golden!

[@xephenatsu5009]

I loved that When they announced Sigmund Freid, He is pressing something in his watch, Which means he started the timer for this Battle. Then when he said "But our Time is up, Teresa.", He looked at his Watch, which means the battle is actually just probably a Theraphy.

[@MrRobbi373]

The ticking in the track is also a great touch.

[@Katharsis540]

Nice.

[@ChadIndianOfficial]

Can't believe you actually noticed such details 👍

[@Blitztein_beta]

Deeeem . . . Didn't pick up on that

[@alonzovs56]

@@MrRobbi373 ERB is all about details, they are true artists

[@theasexualidiot4803]

Mother Teresa never cursed the entire rap that’s true religion.

[@Cooky_McGee]

Deus vult! Wait a minute...

[@ihatedmyoldnamesoheresanew7204]

*b a l l s*

[@gedekanadevahariyanto5729]

*M a s t u r b a t i o n*

[@balasankarajith2923]

@@gedekanadevahariyanto5729 they are not really cuss words

[@xephenatsu5009]

So did Sigmund. Also MT said Sex

[@snubbenper9187]

Holy sht this is the best erb by far. No other video theyve made is this waterproof tight on everything from beginning to end. This is a whole other level

[@goblinslayer7096]

"My favorite subject, ME" "You talk bout yourself" projecting.

[@RealYuri2009]

Freudian slip...

[@PRubin-rh4sr]

There is nothing unintentional in an ERB rap battle

[@ErinDwight]

"Your chastity vow, redundant..." Police, I just witnessed a murder.

[@johnnyjohnny3117]

Yeah, best line

[@Someguy_watchin]

Hello police? Yes, I’d like to report a murder

[@King0fN00B5]

my brain: "Are you trying to sleep?" me: "yes, now shut up" my brain: "look at that egg head" me: ",,..,.,.,.....mama wants some omelettes"

[@goldenlynelslayer4096]

but.. uh but..................... Just take your like

[@mauer594]

I GAVE FOOD BED MEDICINE AND SHOWERS

[@Based-Anti-Theist]

Loooooool

[@patrik1957]

this comment is way too underrated

[@Tkieron]

You call that a verse? You're super-ego tripping.

[@TheYellowShyGuy]

I don’t know why but this is one of my favourite ERBs, it’s just very fun

[@claiminglight]

This is among my favorites you guys have done. It has 0% fat! And having Freud fall down on the couch created a really cool sense of visual action that I haven't seen in most of the videos, and I loved it.

[@acemerceramv8561]

"But our time is up, Teresa" Freud implying all this rapping was just therapy for hysteria Now that's how you end a battle

[@shivarammuthukumaraswamy7164]

gawd i didnt catch that..dope as hell.

[@arran7668]

Also, both of their times are up as they are both dead

[@anishraghavan1447]

AJ if that was true, then it’d apply itself to like 90% of erb of history

[@Hchiskasj]

@@Thekskskss don't advertise on a good channel.

[@alkancuhadar3492]

Omg i didnt catch that haha amazing

[@Mysterion0]

Oh crap, I just realized what ERB did. Sigmund Freud took doses of Morphine on September 21st and 22nd. He died at around 3 AM on September 23rd. Look at this battles release date.

[@tashinatorgaming9674]

That would have been genius but, unfortunately, it was uploaded on the 22nd...

[@Vincent-rq2hy]

Well for people on the other side of the world, it was uploaded on Sept. 23

[@Mysterion0]

@@tashinatorgaming9674 Yes but he took Morphine on the 22nd as well, which the night of is when he died.

[@Mysterion0]

@@Vincent-rq2hy That too

[@AboveAllNations]

Nice theory, but sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

[@magnoatarashii]

After all these years I think this battle is definitive one. No other has such good lines like these

[@toddwatson7381]

This is one of the best if not surely one of the most underrated ERB raps!! Awesome!!

[@tsarbombawithinternetconne875]

Dopest: Teresa Best disses: Siggy Loser: *Their patients*

[@mateoagudelocanaveral9780]

LMAOOO

[@plabcentral630]

How could you, she’s a saint, ok maybe not the best doctor but still

[@unchartedraider7547]

@@plabcentral630 A loss is a loss

[@plabcentral630]

@@unchartedraider7547 lol

[@corinnae.7877]

@@plabcentral630 A saint who only treats patients who are Catholic and forced to conform, and with all that money most of her hospitals were in a horrible situation with patients being hungry, dirty etc. Not treating women who had abortions. She's disgusting, idc if she was a religious woman. Even Freud seems like the better person to me.

[@kevinolmedo675]

"I'll end you like a prayer *motherlover* Amen" My god that little touch is poetry

[@tobiasbarzydlo9250]

One of my favorite lines. :D

[@user-zk6py7kb8f]

Kevinglas Olmedo ikr?

[@kevinolmedo675]

@@user-zk6py7kb8f what does ikr means?

[@user-zk6py7kb8f]

Kevinglas Olmedo it means I know right yw that would be a sub plz 🥺

[@HoodedSpidey]

I didn’t catch that one, I thought it was just her avoiding swearing 😂

[@milkgrapes6420]

I love these zooming camera angles so much. Very fun

[@thedaleys4837]

This will forever be one of my favorite ERBs no matter how many years pass by. Every verse was amazing to me.

[@megaluffy1018]

Yo yo hear me out.... Steve Harvey Vs Dr.Phill

[@Serminator30]

Hey you, how about Captain America Vs Monkey D Luffy?

[@Telcontar86]

I second this

[@GundamGokuTV]

War of the 'Stache.

[@Dumpstermonkey19]

After that, Jerry Springer vs Maury Povich.

[@laynebrantley5158]

YES

[@abramtabor7726]

I laughed so hard at "let's turn to my favorite subject: me!"

[@ranwolf76]

at least he's honest

[@giin97]

Yeah, didn't go so well though with the second verse, when he is shocked at how much she talks about herself. Like dude, you were just doing that exact thing, lol

[@amaracea]

And then in his next verse he bashes her for talking about herself 😂

[@helforsite3130]

@@giin97 Yeah, but his stick isn't being selfless and pious.

[@giin97]

@@helforsite3130 true. Also, fyi, schtick.

[@capmari7221]

This is one of my favorite ERBs because you can listen to it 100 times and still catch more jokes you hadn’t caught before

[@notsoalex]

Honestly the best thing about this video are the visuals during Sigmend's verses. The black and white Freud contrasting with the red couch and the fancy patterns for the background.

[@marebear107]

Everyone's rightfully talking about the rhymes, but give a raise to whomever wrote the beats, my god

[@Doktormustache]

RIGHT?! Mad fire 🔥

[@mitchellhorton9382]

Honestly their repeated use of the same styles of beats is the biggest weakness of this series but these new ones are hot

[@sayntfuu]

Top 10 beat for sure.

[@thegeekno72]

I've rarely seen a rap battle with so many burns per second

[@anblueboot5364]

Uhm Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates, nothing Said, but this one is also fairly great

[@Aman-kw4hr]

@@anblueboot5364 umm thor vs Zeus?

[@anblueboot5364]

@@Aman-kw4hr for me that one has never been that Iconic I almost forgot it o.O I think I should rewatch it right now

[@thegeekno72]

@@anblueboot5364 Gates VS Jobs was good but honestly it's far behind on my top 10 of ERBs

[@anblueboot5364]

@@thegeekno72 well I'm not sure if it could hold up in my top 10s there are so many more rap battles by now I would need to rewatch every single one of them. (out of the top of my head some I would put before it are : stalin ect, Philosopher, newton, churchill, I'm sure I could make a top 10 without gates vs jobs included) It just holds a special place for me cause it's one of the first I understood nearly every single line of and the first one which surprised with the density of referances + I've just started or would start with programming. So yeah it has a longer history for me ^^

[@mccookies3664]

not enough people talking about “i can see right through you, and you’ve got no flavor - i’m battling a communion wafer”. honestly one of my favorite closers to a first verse in all of erb

[@ryukyle5913]

This battle is sooooo underrated I can't believe I stumbled upon it just now The flow and punchlines from both rappers are awesome and they do it staying true to their characters lol

[@emills6525]

George H. W. Bush and George W. Bush vs. John Adams and John Quincy Adams. The original father-son presidents vs the new school

[@AdamasutojrAJR]

That's going to be good

[@rebeccagoldsmith1551]

This one please

[@kck9742]

Yaaas! Great suggestion!

[@kck9742]

@Hawkeye I think Benjamin was William's grandson, but okay.

[@christopherflowers6583]

@Hawkeye plot twist: the Harrisons were cousins to the Adams

[@jordanwolhuter454]

" you're super-ego tripping" Shout out to all the psych students

[@jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735]

Finally someone noticed it!

[@GriseWeisshark]

This entire rap battle is a treat for psych students. Consider yourself a failure if you didn't catch all Freud references here.

[@reymartampus4411]

Not to mention the "freudian-slipping" :)

[@errortryagainlater4240]

@@reymartampus4411 I'm no psych student but that bit was one of my favourites 😂

[@killme2675]

"Here we have a mother that no one wants to sleep with" Ah Hans, you poor little thing.

[@mineshnissanka7139]

Can we all appreciate just how much effort Nice Peter took to play Mother Theresa?

[@Zimmathon]

Huh? He played Sigmund Freud here. Unless you're trying to make a joke.

[@ixzereinfortopesh5173]

​@@Zimmathonтогда бы это имело смысл

[@huhj963]

This. This is the real UNDERATED battle of ERB

[@LeanBuka1]

Can we please talk about what a great actor Nice Peter is???

[@secularspecter1132]

He is so underrated

[@LeanBuka1]

@@secularspecter1132 Yes... yes he is

[@ERB]

That’s always a decent topic ;)

[@luismella9249]

yes please xD

[@LeanBuka1]

@@ERB Don't want to dismiss EPICLloyd, also. Great actor, too

[@gabrielbrown6934]

The Three Musketeers vs. The Three Stooges? Why soitenly!

[@taninhawk]

The Three Musketeers vs The Three Stooges vs The Three Amigos. It would be IN-famous.

[@_lost_paradise5089]

I suggested this too!!!

[@Xenefor]

This one needs to happen, is getting recommended since season 1

[@e.m.2850]

that's actually not that bad

[@Biby256]

This! Please!

[@TittySkittles]

literally one of the best ERB

[@VixelFoxx]

This is probably my favorite erb because it's just so brutal between the two of them. Also, the beat is awesome as hell!