Mount Rushmore Presidents leave Trump's 4th celebration early

The Mount Rushmore Presidents already have enough issues with being immortalized on stolen land. Now, Donald Trump is added to the mix. Watch the full segment on CBS All Access. #TOTN #TooningOut
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[@SuperBC1975]

Even these stoners know when it's time to leave.

[@Leonaza7]

Has there been ONE speech in his entire term, that he's actually not insulted or threatened someone or some entity???? I can't recall one.

[@ndemyaraandeyantso8275]

Well there was this one time he was bragging about how good he was at drinking water with one hand until he threw it away in fear that he had began to behave like a normal human being

[@andreaslindblom9140]

...a wild guess....NOPE! 🙄

[@stacygagnon6280]

Biden?? I don't think so. If it's not Trump he's talking about, he's putting down people who actually go see him.

[@Resologist]

His "Salute to America" on July 4, 2019, was probably the least divisive, (praising every American he could think of), and claiming that the Continental Army "took over the airports"; but, he denounced anyone who fought against the American military. In 2019, Trump had no objections to American revolutionaries toppling a statue of George III and melting it down into bullets. It was one of those typical American revisionist history boasts of never losing a fight, and Trump excused his revolutionary "airports" gaffe on a teleprompter malfunction. www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/remarks-president-trump-salute-america/

[@mcrestwood7378]

neither do i--boo hiss djt!!!!!

[@alchemistrin7386]

This is what I needed to break from the usual cycle of news. Thanks LSSC for brightening up my evening!

[@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980]

@SW627 👈😛🇷🇺🔻 Sure Vlad whatever helps you sleep at night comrade. Fake Profile, No Content & Textbook Kremlin Diversionary Rhetoric = Russian Backed Troll.

[@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980]

@@sideboob4276 I'm betting it was from Vladimir Putin at the Kremlin during their weekly douch bag update.

[@sideboob4276]

@SW627 What page is Colbert located on?

[@sideboob4276]

@SW627 So is his name written out or is it just initials?

[@sideboob4276]

@SW627 Yes really!

[@chagi420]

Independence Day has been postponed until Nov. 3 Lock. Him. Up.

[@Leonaza7]

The army corps of engineers has already determined they can't put Trump head on mount Rushmore. Mount Rushmore is granite and is not dense enough to support his head.

[@whiteowl4097]

Or his enormous ego and his fat ass.

[@m.w.3256]

Too funny 😂

[@g1722uyt]

The monument is for hero not zeros

[@mikenewman4078]

Dump a bucket of nightsoil, there it's done. How easy was that?

[@nightknight9415]

The "tough guy" that hides in a bunker The "patriot" that dodged the draft 5x The "deal maker" that can't make a deal The "billionaire" that hides his tax returns The "businessman" that went bankrupt 6x The "Christian" that never read the bible The "genius" that writes at a grade school level The "philanthropist" that steals from charities The "innocent man" that won't testify The "military expert" rebuked by generals The "leader" that has zero accountability The "athlete" that can't walk down a ramp The "strong arms" that needs 2 hands 2 drink The "playboy" that can't get female consent The "least racist" that is in fact the most The "I'm not orange" that is impeached The "hire the best people" that are in prison The "demands loyalty" yet gives it to nobody The "have the best words" uses rudimentary ones The "white privilege" born w/ silver spoon enema The "populist" that only helps the richest 1% The "not tiny hands" that can't fold an umbrella The "family man" that wants to date his daughter The "president" that is never presidential This is the Liar-In-Chief...Agolf Twittler 🤢🤮😵

[@bhorne1996]

Not to mention the stable genius who paid someone to take his college entrance exams.

[@jaywilliams6243]

It’s amazing how bad things have gotten under Biden/Harris so fast. Bet you never seen that coming through the hate you have for Trump. 🤣😂

[@nightknight9415]

Jay Williams was poorly educated at tRump University where he majored in fraud and minored in conartistry. We still laugh at the cult-45 follower for drinking the orange koolaid! 😁😄😂🤣 Life has been great for my family, friends & neighbors ever since Jay's clown administration lost in a landslide to Joe Biden...who's STILL Jay's president! 👏👏👏👍

[@Gatsu_Gambino]

@@nightknight9415 I mean that's true but since you voted for a pedophile who sniffs kids and give eulogies for KKK leaders what's that say about you?

[@craigslist8355]

@@Gatsu_Gambino 👈 GQP follower who's SO mad that Joe Biden is STILL his president! LoL!

[@zenobiaookpik]

Stephen - How dare you take a well deserved break! You were my free therapy.

[@thecanadiancatlady9698]

I'm with you, I need Stephen, Seth and Trevor Noah everynight, they should never take holidays, and if they have to they could at least record a monologue everynight for us viewers, here on youtube. Most of us would greatly appreciate it.

[@mlghelp2day]

@@thecanadiancatlady9698 I agree! I was hoping he wud be back today. Stephen.......come back sooooon please!

[@thecanadiancatlady9698]

@@mlghelp2day I'm with you. I still pre-record the shows just so I can check, as I wouldn't want to miss any new ones. I need the laughs after a long day and night of the latest things Trump said or has done now. He makes me sick.

[@nabanitabanerjee9385]

Totally agree.

[@Sparklingjm1]

I have never been this early for anything in my life omg haha

[@avp927]

except in bed heyooo

[@Jen0714]

Me either!😂

[@lynntaylor9681]

Same. Only 11 likes right now and 5 views. Gotta love KZbin.

[@3scarybunnies211]

same

[@RetroBackslash]

"I'm proud to be making my speech here at Mount Rushmore... which was named because people used to rush more to get here to see the giant heads... not many people know that... these other presidents are here and I think they'd be proud to be seen with me... so many nearly great presidents... Washington who ate all the cherries but was honest about it so we remember him... Thomas Jefferson who wrote the script for Independence Day... the good first one, not the crappy sequel... Lincoln, who did some good things they tell me, but got shot, so maybe not so great... and one of the Roosevelt brothers... the one who led America through WWII I think... not many people know that..."

[@SaarahKahlon]

I didn’t watch the speech but this feels legit like something trump would say

[@CyberBlastoise]

the worst part is I could totally hear him saying that.

[@tubruton]

You never hear the media report on that.

[@suzannesantos86]

I should not laugh. I should not laugh. 😂😂😂

[@TheQueenRulesAll]

Ok. Seriously I cannot tell if you wrote this sarcastically or a quote. I figured just being funny....until the last line, every time it's new info to him. Wonder Trump's reaction if we informed him the Republican party platform of Lincoln was changed in 1957 and, in my personal ignorant opinion, Lincoln would likely not agree with the current Republican platform.

[@Brain4Zombie]

First lady looked scared...

[@mikenewman4078]

First hostage, first trophy, definitely not first lady.

[@christelheadington1136]

@@mikenewman4078 That was no lady, that was Trumps wife.

[@sainjawoof3506]

“The lands on which that mountain is carved and the lands he’s about to visit belong to the Great Sioux nation under a treaty signed in 1851 and the Fort Laramie Treaty of 1868 and I have to tell him he doesn’t have permission from its original sovereign owners to enter the territory at this time,” Mr Bear Runner

[@WiR3DGaMiNG]

vote him out and the world can all celebrate together!

[@robertmelvin5203]

It reminds me of the speech from the movie Independence Day - how did that go? "It will be a day to be celebrated by everyone in the world"

[@jaywilliams6243]

If you are celebrating Joe Biden and Kamala Harris’s destruction of America and what is going on in Afghanistan then something is wrong with you. Still stand behind what you said. 😂

[@peacefulwind6559]

I was hoping for a rockslide.

[@klmhookedmoore5847]

Shame on you. 😂😂😂

[@Neahkelli]

😂😂😂

[@zachaddington5264]

Their turning over in their graves right now

[@timothyjohnson2154]

That would take out a lot of trash.

[@timothyjohnson2154]

@John michael No

[@TjRidesfb]

Hi late show staff!

[@robertdennys8994]

That had to be one of the most uniquely dark and goofy bit of throwaway humour on the show in recent memory. You can't immediately tell which side it's falling on.

[@RT-tn3pu]

LoL hahaha 😆🤣 Hope you all had a nice 4th. Thank you for the laffs!

[@avatarcoolman]

Always fun watching Stephen's show

[@g1722uyt]

I'm surprised they didn't come tumbling down and cruch the whole lot.

[@tryin2beehappygolucky431]

🤗😂

[@thecanadiancatlady9698]

Now that would have been something worth seeing.

[@chezfun]

What’s with huge cross? What happened to separation from church and state? Just sayin.

[@lynnenormandeau318]

Was it burning????!

[@jenniferjuniper97]

he's pandering to the Christians

[@JazzyJeffRealTalk]

Lincoln is rolling in his grave at this clown in the office.

[@jamesfrank3213]

Did anyone remind trump that like his border wall, mount Rushmore is still unfinished?

[@thanatos7246]

Why is Mount Rushmore unfinished?

[@Azwarrior94]

Pretty sure it’s deemed finished. Granted the plans for it were far grander than the end result.

[@douglas_drew]

James Frank, Please DON'T mention unfinished, Trump already thinks he belongs beside Lincoln despite being the antithesis.

[@Azwarrior94]

Rob Li like I said. The plans were far grander than the end result. Pretty sure it’d cost a fortune to get it even close to what the sculpter wanted to make it.

[@davethemace5200]

Are you trying to Be Frank...

[@leeminhyung167]

Mount Rushmore Fun Facts 1. Is incomplete. They originally wanted to carve out the bodies to but never finished, which is why there is a pile of rubble at the bottom 2. Theodore Roosevelt is only on the stone because he new the guy who was in charge of the sculpture

[@m.w.3256]

I can’t stop laughing 😂!!!

[@alexandersilverbackalienabduct]

So the sharpie dress was real? I was starting to think it was actually a real hoax. Why no jokes about it?

[@creativedesignation7880]

Omg I just noticed the sharpie dress! Someone who is better than me at crafting punchlines needs to rag on that.

[@nancyharrison9686]

It does kind of look like a a highschool kid stole dad's sharpie and doodled all over mom's dress because after all school is closed - no desks to scribble on

[@DOLfirst]

@Desperadox23 I had to rewind and pause....she did make out on her prenup amendment though...she's just doing her time. I feel embarrassed for her.

[@DOLfirst]

But you gotta admit...the dress is cool

[@lashundrias9510]

@Desperadox23 Standing next to Justin Trudeau............

[@julietv4275]

If those face rocks came to life this probably would had happened. 😂😂😂😂

[@cindyclemmons8009]

Fashion No No: Don't let your husband draw on your new dress with a sharpie, that stuff never comes out (melanie be best voice).

[@christelheadington1136]

It was too warm for her "I Don't Care" jacket.

[@neshaoinspopolk4417]

So glad you're back I'm sure I'm not the only one that miseed you

[@divagirllove3977]

Last week, without Stephen, was my worst week ever. If CBS exec's are reading comments, please read this: right now, we need Stephen Colbert more than his kids, his wife or even his dog, needs him. We need him to be the nightly satire truth elixir to Trump's hate and stupidity. So pay the writers and staff whatever is needed, I don't care, just keep him going, 5 nights a week. Thank you.

[@Solosational]

is that true that his name is on the epstein flight log..? I heard someone saying that..🙄🙄

[@nabanitabanerjee9385]

I am willing to make an exception for Benny. But with the rest of your comment, I totally agree.

[@napoleonibonaparte7198]

Mount Rushmore wasn’t a good idea in the first place... but hey, whites being whites...

[@thecanadiancatlady9698]

I''m hoping the people that did show up, only showed up for the fireworks and not for him.

[@cherylhannon8673]

Perfect. Thank you I really needed a good laugh.

[@waybackplayback1347]

LOVE how you minimalized Ghislaine Maxwell by simply tossing her into the mix! Intentional or not, brilliant!

[@blitzu_1]

Two weeks off??? Wtff what a time to miss 😭😭

[@Leonaza7]

Can we please stop debating whether Trump's Nazi moments are accidents?

[@mikenewman4078]

The most crass tourist to ever visit that crass tourist trap.

[@MohsinKhan-nn6xu]

*We did not have any sports or entertainment this year, Let's Vote and watch the biggest drama unfold when Trump isn't president anymore can you imagine that action we will see 😆*

[@thecanadiancatlady9698]

Watch as the handcuffs go on and he is arrested on many charges, can't wait.

[@andypeterson4680]

@@thecanadiancatlady9698 and that would be?

[@andypeterson4680]

@wattlesong please recall one time trump was racist.

[@sidilicious11]

Mohsin Khan it might be so entertaining that all the crap we put up with will be more than worth the ticket price.

[@NoirFan01]

Mohsin Khan Sadly, you will have to wait until the election of 2024 since Trump will be reelected this November. Ain’t saying that’s what I want. Just telling you what’s going to happen.

[@madisonwaycaster9832]

Here's an idea let's destroy the faces on Mount Rushmore and return it to the Lakota Sioux people.

[@secularmonk5176]

Taliban ...

[@demonorse]

Fireworks are one of the stupidest things humans do.

[@bettygreenhansen]

demonorse I’m sorry fireworks are not something you appreciate. I love celebrations with fireworks. Fireworks are a physical representation of human emotion. Just as any work of art can evoke intense emotion, the spectacle and majesty of fireworks can evoke intense feelings in the viewer. From the percussion of the big mortars to the multi-stage glittering aerial explosions, it can be thrilling to the soul. There is also an element of risk and danger, so seeing natural substances controlled by brute human force and technology is inspiring. I think the taxpayer expense associated with fireworks is justified in that fireworks celebrations bring people outside and together, and that helps bring communities to feel closer and united. There is only one major only drawback to fireworks I can think of, and that is that they genuinely disturb some combat veterans with PTSD. They also terrify some dogs. We had to medicate one dog we owned every 4th of July, poor thing. Unless fireworks are completely banned I don’t see getting around the drawbacks. And I honestly do not see fireworks ever being banned in the United States.

[@toasttoast789]

This was so mind numbing I almost forgot about pizza gate and the epstiens flight logs.

[@The_Christ_Angel]

What the hell happened to the cartoon president show? That was the greatest!

[@wilsonofcanada]

The latest episode is season 3 episode 9 aired on March 29, 2020 on Showtime and other online networks. Besides, now you have the prequel of "Attack on Titan"

[@CaliforniaBushman]

I love the Beatles! Their stuff resonates to THIS DAY! "Ghislane Maxwell's Silver Hammer? I listened to 100 times today on repeat 😆😆. 🎼Bang Bang Maxwell's Silver Hammer came down upon....

[@itsjustthatsimple628]

Lmaooo last time I was this early buttigieg was in the race

[@CaliforniaBushman]

Well. I don't think Rush Limbaugh's brain surgeons need to wear gowns, gloves or stupid masks. Who needs to wash their hands before surgery after they've dunked their arms in spoiled liquid vegemite?

[@DavidJ222]

Trump: " If I were in like a tight situation, like a life or death high stakes situation, I would probably wear a mask. Or....or, I would head down to my bunker. I would go down there and play my favorite game called " Hunker in a Bunker" until the situation blows over. "

[@tryin2beehappygolucky431]

🤣😂

[@tryin2beehappygolucky431]

I was hearing in my head Seth Meyer's voice impersonation 😂🤣🤣

[@kerensabirch5214]

Remember, after the Parkland school shooting, when he says he would have rushed in unarmed to save the children? Fast forward to his actions when he's faced with peaceful unarmed protesters outside the White House and is, himself, guarded by Secret Service, police, National guard etc etc. He has them fire on citizens just so he can walk down the road for a photo. What a hero! He's a legend in his own mind.

[@maazkalim]

Not the rich men's vanity?

[@y_fam_goeglyd]

@@kerensabirch5214 someone should put both of those reports/speeches side-by-side on TV...

[@ShortieQue]

You Know We Are In Deep Dooky Mooky When The Presidents Of Mount Rushmore Get Up And Leave tRumps Celebration!😂😂😳

[@studiosandi]

Love you Mr Colbert 😚

[@cidaliaborges370]

Too funny

[@theviolentbreed9463]

Hey Stephen... we know what you did. We know you know people who did horrible, unspeakable things to babies. You’re name is on the list. We know

[@gameoverwehaveeverypixelco1258]

Didn't Obama visit mt Rushmore, hope we don't find postive footage of you praising his visit there as stunning and brave.......

[@CyberBlastoise]

so how much more on your "but Obama" card do you need to punch to get your free stimulus check or whatever it is you guys get?

[@stacygagnon6280]

Yes. Obama, Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton. Nobody complained.

[@Jen0714]

Damn😂😂😂

[@markdowse3572]

The "Trump virus" seems to infect EVERYTHING! 🤢 🤣

[@TheOriginalDeckBoy]

Speaking of the Hamptons, Steven, any chance you could find out who other then Prince Andrew was involved?

[@lauralishes1]

How shit does Mount Rushmore look when you see the whole thing at once. It was always portrayed to look so big 😂

[@MatrixDownload5150]

I am thinking of how this was probably because they couldn’t get Bruno Mars instead they got a white guy trying to be Bruno Mars!

[@lawrencedoliveiro9104]

Bruno Mars is not white?!? I think I’m darker than Bruno Mars.

[@J0einOK]

Stolen land? Nope. Conquered. Much like Virginia.

[@7islander]

If he wasn't allowed to turn around I doubt Trump could name the president's behind him. Come to think of it I doubt he could name them even if he did look.

[@tdawes33]

They'd be so terrified of our world

[@leonprod]

#trumpisatraitor #trumpisatraitor #trumpisatraitor #trumpisatraitor

[@nancyharrison9686]

So glad you are back, Stephen!!

[@dbdeluxe]

Supremacy are traits from societies that show the following characteristics; here are 5: 1: develop agricultural systems and farming. 2: ability to move/ organize monolithic stone to create buildings and carve megalithic stone (Mount Rushmore) 3: Ability to manage waste and waste water. 4: ability to govern a society. 5: ability to develop defense systems to protect ones land from an invading force. A society who can do this better than another society has supremacy over the another.

[@SpaceForceCommander]

What happened to the Team America Base after the stone presidents left?

[@kcfringe]

The Team America Base moved to Canada when Trump was elected.

[@anonUK]

@@kcfringe Canada F*ck Eh!

[@bstorm4413]

The only new Trump drama I want to watch is Trump trying to defend himself after charges are brought against him by the new Attorney General. Just bury him under the prison!

[@hawkeye5955]

Death is a luxury for the Dear Leader. Life in prison is what he deserves.

[@bstorm4413]

@Alan Brown Agreed!

[@bido3603]

I swear I saw tears running down the sculpture's faces during Trump's speech.

[@ericgonzales2879]

Stephen you dope AF ... Much Love from Cali

[@KaritKtana]

Love the voice acting here, everyone on this show is so sharp, bravo! 👌👌

[@kifacorea]

Yay they're back!!°

[@shawnnewell4541]

Love it!

[@ace_stealth251ace9]

when are u coming back stephen? i miss ur daily videos.

[@wakwi803]

Imagine people are going to freak out about the Mount Rushmore presidents sound the siren

[@Markus_Andrew]

"Donald? What happen my white dress?" "I turned it into a designer, honey! It's unique now, a one-off!" "Keep damn Sharpie away my clothes! Unstand?"

[@missinglinknews3725]

God bless America.

[@stevensracine2886]

Those rock presidents should have their own show

[@mathman43]

There are no democrat Presidents on Mt. Rushmore

[@ft.jackjimmy7282]

Wait, so they’re naked underneath that rock?

[@deanaderrick3474]

Yes Stephen- How could you take a well deserved break? I intentionally ran a hot bath and looked for my A Late Show, reality grounding therapy online only to find only comics and music. Oh no!

[@khangvlog4384]

Why Abraham Lincoln with Dream's voice?

[@bhorne1996]

I think there's legs in Maxwell - Trump comment. Plea deal?

[@onsellaram8744]

Mount Rushmore Going Out 0:21 Presidents 0:

[@onsellaram8744]

Mount Rushmore Going Out Away

[@lovereal3407]

Love that!!!

[@richardparker2555]

I can tell everyone in the comment sectiom didn't even watch the speech. It was was actually pretty good.

[@21anusha]

🤣🤣🤣 hell yea 'she knows too much" !!!

[@rparl]

Were they naked?

[@cskarbek1]

"gotta bust her out of jail!" what a hoot!!!!!!!

[@MrCalifornia1234]

When they left his crowd of supporters dropped 25%.

[@rincergieienes7498]

Am i an American now😂😂 Why am I here😅😅 @Pilipino here🤣🤣

[@MM-sf3rl]

The Don the Conman

[@MarissaLuciano]

Yee

[@Chuck59ish]

They would have left if they could have.

[@coldwinter5710]

Classic! 👍

[@generaldurandal3568]

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one. Evil can only win if good does nothing. Diligence is the Devil's greatest Virtue, we must not ever stop our fight till it's over. Protest peacefully, don't let your wrath cloud your judgment.

[@chipblock2854]

The last president walking away sure looked like Obama. Maybe Obama is trying to get his face on the moutain!

[@katiearbuckle9017]

No that was Lincoln.

[@fsjansen6857]

Is it possible to subscribe to the late show WITHOUT getting these crappy toons?

[@berserkirclaws107]

The Mount Rushmore looks better after they left!

[@davidanderson_surrey_bc]

Takes some real stones for those four guys to walk out on Trump. They literally got their rocks off.

[@googleone4393]

Love it .

[@sheilascanlon4928]

Mt. Mushroom

[@tzvikrasner6073]

That. Was. SAVAGE. So proud of you guy!

[@TheInselaffen]

Martin Short is on a mountain?

[@petyrkowalski9887]

Mount Conmore.

[@shahkobat9481]

Now we know that Black Hills belonged to the native Indians and how the US govt violated the treaty thanks to DT.

[@michaelbuscemi4173]

Wait until he visits Stone Mountain.