Subscribe so we can hit 100k and I can finally get that silver KZbin Play Button, thanks dudes 😎
@kudamonokaze76193 жыл бұрын
Silver play button AND an impossible hoi4 challenge
@sauronmordor74943 жыл бұрын
;)
@WallaceBreenFromKentucky3 жыл бұрын
wojtek =poggers
@biharek75953 жыл бұрын
Silver play button AND railguns only
@mohamedazzi13773 жыл бұрын
Once ago i stole u 0,1% of ur basedness,now everyone calls me wojtek,idk why
@pranshuthirani14843 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: Wojtek the based bear has the same general stats as Heinrich Himmler... Paradox do be kinda funny
@julianlipinski79343 жыл бұрын
I agree, Wojtek deserves better
@WallaceBreenFromKentucky3 жыл бұрын
the duality of man
@Snp20243 жыл бұрын
His stat should be 7 7 7 atleast
@Mladorossi_Bulgaria3 жыл бұрын
Himmler has politically connected and Wojtek has bearer of artillery so Wojtek has higher base stats (15% more arty attack and 10% more xp gain)
@pranshuthirani14843 жыл бұрын
@@Mladorossi_Bulgaria god damn... Based wojtek
@АндрейЗаборенко3 жыл бұрын
The masculine urge to rename Berlin into Bearlin
@zyanego31703 жыл бұрын
Well, Berlin basically means Bear city
@jankubiak32183 жыл бұрын
Bearlinsk
@hib72953 жыл бұрын
Teddylin
@sandshark23 жыл бұрын
Berlin is a name based off proto-german language that just means “bear” so it already is!
@leonvontempelhof64513 жыл бұрын
@@sandshark2 and they allready have a bear in thair flag
@cronk52683 жыл бұрын
Hello master of Slovakia, did you know that when selecting your army you get a button to automatically motorize your supply to wherever your army will go to not waste your trucks and time.
@cisarovnajosefina45253 жыл бұрын
Ypu said it first
@xzardas5413 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure that bear would be better ruler than most of our politicans.
@Steve_the_Radroach3 жыл бұрын
Looking at the weird gymnastics the Polish -dictatorship- post communist dream team handles politics, I feel like you'd be hard pressed to find worse rulers
@landon50303 жыл бұрын
All politicians
@yobama84243 жыл бұрын
@@Steve_the_Radroach Dictatorship🤡🤡
@xzardas5413 жыл бұрын
@@Steve_the_Radroach As strange as it may sound the oposition somehow is even dumber.
@meta7103 жыл бұрын
Yes...
@FoxbatSVK3 жыл бұрын
14:17 "How does it feel when a bear beats you fair and square?" It must be unbearable.
@Hungeryan3 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for Paradox to make a focus tree for Norway and make that penguin the King of Norway. The penguin's called Nils Olav if anyone is curious.
@scottishemu1593 жыл бұрын
King Nils Olav I
@mutantkitten77653 жыл бұрын
I am from Norway and I once had a strange dream where an orca whale became king of Norway
@scottishemu1593 жыл бұрын
@@mutantkitten7765 king orca
@scottishemu1593 жыл бұрын
@@mutantkitten7765 king orca
@kingjongedorian60883 жыл бұрын
All hail King orca the great
@mjxw3 жыл бұрын
You lead your country in an heroic defense against the entire Soviet Union. Desperate defense for years and years, every moment a torture. But finally, at long last, you've led them to a glorious victory. You're the savior of your country, one of the greatest heroes in its history. Your troops loot the hated enemy's archives and discover that instead of some inbred, pampered, born-rich girl, you're actually just a working joe, making your triumph all the more legendary. They replace you with a bear. Mfw.
@TapOnX3 жыл бұрын
POV: being Russian in Poland
@nazeerkhot36513 жыл бұрын
@@starless267 *imposter*
@patrikmokos98643 жыл бұрын
I wanted to see some bear on bear fight. Slavic king Wojtek vs Chinese supreme leader Winnie the Pooh.
@mountaingeneral3 жыл бұрын
Brooooo xD
@wedakrishna10693 жыл бұрын
Don't...Jan Mayen bear vs Wojtek bear
@materesaperezrodriguez98743 жыл бұрын
Chinese trops open Up!
@DNS-Freakz3 жыл бұрын
Nice pfp
@dominionofquebec104523 жыл бұрын
Tho wojtek is technically Iranian
@pomernguy18353 жыл бұрын
Wojtek is the true Polish leader!
@olegshtolc72453 жыл бұрын
Slavic
@outvoourto44293 жыл бұрын
Wojtek is the Emperor of Earth
@pomernguy18353 жыл бұрын
@@olegshtolc7245 And also Global
@spartacustitan47363 жыл бұрын
@@pomernguy1835 Nah, universal
@pomernguy18353 жыл бұрын
@@spartacustitan4736 No. He is the fundamental leader of everything
@MichalisG18213 жыл бұрын
To be fair, is it really any surprise that you can make Wojtek the King of Poland? I mean, if Queen Elizabeth can make her Corgis ministers, what's keeping history's hairiest badass from the Polish Throne?
@suclox12yearsago563 жыл бұрын
As a representative of all of bearkind, epin
@kennedytheretard9753 жыл бұрын
Ayo bruv u bear now?
@balkanharry17553 жыл бұрын
There should have been a choice that if you have wojtek as king you can rename Berlin to Bearlin.
@thegreatpoop11503 жыл бұрын
When bear is more slav than slav
@GuilhermePereira-vi6vc3 жыл бұрын
When I saw the title I thought he was simply going to creat the Slavic union and get the event to put that bear as a general, NOT LITERALLY PUTTING HIM ON THE THRONE
@Emperoroleary2 жыл бұрын
same
@akramgimmini81653 жыл бұрын
Long live the Winged Hussar King Wojtek!! For Kielbasa! For Majonaise! FOR POLSKA!
@ihateslovakians3 жыл бұрын
I love it when a chair takes the leadership of the country
@Kazad93 жыл бұрын
Britain even without a government can't vote just for a chair, they have to get several benches
@norap6683 жыл бұрын
For the people who dont understand who wojtek is, he was a bear that some soldiers of a polish legion under britian bought on their way out of a gulag to the italian front. It was also reported he helped his division by carrying artillery shell crates to the artillery during the battle of monte cassino (i think) but he mostly carried the empty crates tossed away.
@RegentPandora3 жыл бұрын
Average "has an introductory statement in their videos" fan Vs Average "gets right to the juicy content with no intro bs" enjoyer
@ovs86913 жыл бұрын
Wait a second, you don't have to declare war on Hungary, you can go through Romania aswell and gain more experience Oh wait your Slovakian
@Fake_Dozer3 жыл бұрын
Ay I thought you should know, you can click on the horse icon on top left general/field marshal tab, it will automatically supply that army/army group with trucks.
@realhawaii5o3 жыл бұрын
If you do this, don't do the Danzig focus because annexing Lithuania does the same. Allows you to bypass it.
@Palestinian_Imperialist3 жыл бұрын
За веру, Войтека и Отечество!
@VikingLord1013 жыл бұрын
Anastasia in the game is Anna Anderson who impersonated Anastasia she died in 1918
@albogypsy28423 жыл бұрын
This game is a very, very accurate simulator of WW2. Paradox' realism at its best.
@TheXenomorphGuySMSE3 жыл бұрын
we need a "bearer of nations" hidden achievement
@thecoolestzhukov82133 жыл бұрын
Dont mess with Poles or they start messing with you
@justalex2.03 жыл бұрын
I guess you can say the soviets couldn't bear it any longer! *Laugh track starts playing*
@gengarzilla16853 жыл бұрын
"Wojtek has announced that the cowardly Soviet nation could no longer *bear* the overwhelming presence of Polish forces throughout the country."
@wartrix60463 жыл бұрын
You'd better not quit KZbin. What would we do without our favorite Slovakian war criminal?
@simplymarshal11673 жыл бұрын
you know he sounds uninterested when he just skips to the main thing
@mountaingeneral3 жыл бұрын
We are going right to buisness today
@failuretv8143 жыл бұрын
@@mountaingeneral "All right lets get this over with"
@obiwankenobi42523 жыл бұрын
Ngl I imagine Marshal Wojtek proclaiming himself the Emperor of All Slavs like Palpatine proclaimed the Empire
@pekkapikkuinen68963 жыл бұрын
10:55 i can't stop repeating!
@Swissy873 жыл бұрын
"We have nine out of eleven factories in use" made me laugh unnecessarily hard.
@_MrMoney3 жыл бұрын
So no one's gonna say anything about Anastasia being king, not queen? No? Alright.
@jakubkowal36073 жыл бұрын
In Poland if woman rule a nation she is crowned as King not Queen (like Jadwiga King of Poland). Queen is King's wife
@TheRealKaare3 жыл бұрын
If she were to marry a guy, would that make him the queen then?
@maciejn59203 жыл бұрын
@@TheRealKaare yes
@maciejn59203 жыл бұрын
@@TheRealKaare but instead of "królowa", it would be "królowy"
@tostsoup3 жыл бұрын
King is gender neutral in polish monarchy, it’s just the head monarch
@Star-tc4dy3 жыл бұрын
Wojtek is best bear
@ChildrenOfRadiation3 жыл бұрын
Poland: received a new focus tree. HOI4 players: screw that, all play Anastasia Romanova.
@limsowka3 жыл бұрын
8:33 typical No Step Back experience Also, nice video
@zachkrichau7643 жыл бұрын
This made me want to be a Slav
@anarchistlilia3 жыл бұрын
Allies conference be like Churchill:okay so canada is here france is here australia.... Where is poland Wojtek":Bear noises"
@AmariFukui3 жыл бұрын
Okay but imagine we actually trade the like and dislike bars like Mountain General joked, it would make heads spin at youtube HQ
@mehoV23 жыл бұрын
Ah yes our slavic brothers Polish, had some Polishing ideas indeed like pulling a whole couch and lying in it while driving a car. Not to mention Wojtek wherever i go is see his face. I think i'm kinda terrified already...
@awang0akhmal5363 жыл бұрын
All hail King Wojtek
@pavellyfish53 жыл бұрын
New Video before exam? Nice
@polskabalaclava3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, based mountain general unites Slavs under Wojtek)))), mountain general becoming more based with each video
@ukaszmarkiewicz82773 жыл бұрын
to "Kurwa mać" było piękne
@bartoszu28713 жыл бұрын
Chłop co się na odcinek paru słów po polsku nauczył props
@RealSnuuy3 жыл бұрын
"Someone else should *bear* the crown of Poland"
@timixl003 жыл бұрын
13:32 why does this frame make me feel sick like wtf i haven’t felt sick from anything like this in 7 years bruh My brain going fucked huh. Very good video still
@classeketer98553 жыл бұрын
Wow, what a nice video
@JTSnook3 жыл бұрын
god i love it when people dont do an intro
@peco00123 жыл бұрын
Wojtek has shown the soviets the bear necessities of their lives, 11/10 best king of Poland
@andregermain62053 жыл бұрын
A really cool episode Trully a funny path to go from Poland !
@failuretv8143 жыл бұрын
Best King, now we have honey all year
@jeffgreene9113 жыл бұрын
Combining a secret and a achievement/event, I love the polish monarchs focus tree
@Rufusdadoofus7 ай бұрын
Still one of favorite videos. MG, A BEAR, and gigachad Poland
@somevaultdwelleridunno17503 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Wjotek was actually a member of the Polish Army in exile in real life.
@danielnguyen37873 жыл бұрын
This just in. The bear from elsewhere in the Old World killed the imposter and became the king of Poland! All hail the animal king!
@barneykenway47673 жыл бұрын
The king bear united all Slavs truly there is no better king.
@AmericanImperium17763 жыл бұрын
Hey. 👋🏻 Can you play “Dreams of a White Russian Victory” Mod and get the actual Anastasia in charge. P.S. I would recommend choosing Wrangel as your Prime Minister for the most fun of the Play-through, but that’s just me. Peace ✌🏻 Based Slovak General. 😎👍
@alexandrutudor15943 жыл бұрын
i dont know why but i just love you bro
@mikedabagamin63292 жыл бұрын
8:40 when innapropiate encirclement
@crthnorsp3 жыл бұрын
Dios Patria ¿Oso? (Bear)
@tetikemir3 жыл бұрын
You can motorized supply your all divisons from top left there is a small icon if you select your general/marshall
@mehoV23 жыл бұрын
10:52 😂✨🤣🤣🤣
@maro_boi78993 жыл бұрын
Wojtek when declaring war on Germany "Berlin? more like BEARlin"
@jevinliu46583 жыл бұрын
End of video: Sevres II Electric Boogaloo
@TornadoADV3 жыл бұрын
Over 1 million Soviets KIA? It's a start.
@kralovecballlieutenant3 жыл бұрын
We need a Banat focus tree for the next dlc
@commissarkordoshky2193 жыл бұрын
Mountain bro! Bro tip! just select trucks in your army instead!
@luxembored24113 жыл бұрын
Killing Germany with wojtek should allow you to rename Berlin to bearlin
@pimmpslap3 жыл бұрын
commentary on point
@kingstar54943 жыл бұрын
Thank you mountain general Now if you excuse me I’m going to play as Poland now
@exaver45923 жыл бұрын
Fun fuct : when you play polish version od the game you remain Gdańsk to Gdańsk
@thstguy80233 жыл бұрын
🎵 There’s a chair in there… and a bear as well🎵
@homefront19993 жыл бұрын
The only thing that could've made this better is like 3 or 6 focuses only with Wotjek as King.
@lucaszerafa1783 жыл бұрын
1:47 and theres a plane underneath as well...
@vin551003 жыл бұрын
Do the trucks with the field Marshall, saves the micromanagement of supply hubs
@Novac_Alexandru3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the bear had finally got what he deserved! Long live Wojtek, satisfying the Poland needs!
@chopcyk64523 жыл бұрын
Honestly, Based bear should just get +25% division defense on cores, or some other insane stat, plus should be best commander in game
@---ii8hl3 жыл бұрын
you can toggle army/army group motorized supply by icon in the army screen. its under leader stats i think. and its better to put spies on the frontline, to lower planning bonuses/entrenchment. also, it seems as if mot. rockets are now meta af, since you can boost them to 63 soft attack with rocket techs. and its 12 memes/h.
@Horizontalvertigo3 жыл бұрын
I thought Jesus was the king of Poland 🤔 Poland's crazy man
@AmericanImperium17763 жыл бұрын
Hail Christ The King!
@unpluggedlamp13 жыл бұрын
6:40 as long as we keep our SPIRITS up
@josephstalin25263 жыл бұрын
VERY NICE
@borkbork35133 жыл бұрын
A bear told me to is my favorite Nuremberg defense
@lordz193 жыл бұрын
To actually make the bear event appear without the console command, and to actually get him as a general, you have to capitulate Iran.
@yololololo15713 жыл бұрын
Yeah I was wondering how to do that, capitulate Iran and Italy before you enter Moscow. Seems unlikely for me 😅
@cagangultekin84693 жыл бұрын
So who do u get if u havent unlocked wojtek but still got the event to get rid of anastasia
@Krasipol3 жыл бұрын
Classic papi Trotsky (ISP) Thumbnail! Btw this convinced me to buy the dlc
@aminyt87423 жыл бұрын
I gonna watch this 100000x time and no one gonna stop me
@mountaingeneral3 жыл бұрын
Based
@lafilozadeljhonny19773 жыл бұрын
Sigma slav challenges authority. No more Intro!!!!!
@yamamotohiromori4193 жыл бұрын
I kinda want them to add a option to change Berlin to Bearlin
@RudolfH3 жыл бұрын
A bears who bears the Throne BEARS
@janslavik52843 жыл бұрын
9:48 Nyash Myash
@BlackKnigth3233 жыл бұрын
What do I think about this DLC? We can have a bear as a king... Best DLC I'll only accept Wojtek as the only true king
@pacoelpaquer49383 жыл бұрын
I love your videos
@PATRESATOR3 жыл бұрын
Ally Bear, build trains!
@danzoom3 жыл бұрын
Should have kept Bearlin
@ryanan80823 жыл бұрын
Epic video
@justanother78133 жыл бұрын
Gee, new HOI4 DLC is crazy.
@melonguy43623 жыл бұрын
Does anyone know the song that starts playing at 12:01 I can't find it anywhere?