Mouth of Sauron, Saiyan Tails, Bothan Spies

Power-ups and sibling rivalries beleaguer Ify Nwadiwe, DC Pierson, and Emily Axford.
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[@tnk4me4]

"I'd rather be an honest 0 than a fake 1" This spoke to me on so many levels.

[@KickyFut]

Pride literally gives you nothing, tho. If someone gifts you with a point, especially in a game that doesn't matter, you should go ahead and take the point!😅

[@MSV1902MSV]

@@KickyFut no, in a game that doesnt matter you dont need to take the point. You only take the fake point when it truly matters

[@NYCFenrir]

@@MSV1902MSV She deserved the point though.

[@tnk4me4]

@@KickyFut I don't mean in this context. But as a general axiom of wisdom. It's amazing like a monkey typing out Shakespeare.

[@DreadPirateRobrt]

@@KickyFut Pride gives you the ability to sleep at night knowing you did nothing of a questionable nature. ;)

[@Creddiam]

Um, actually Emily totally deserved that point.

[@rickpolar]

She deserves all the points

[@TonkarzOfSolSystem]

Yeah so many points have been given for that kind of answer, even winning games sometimes.

[@craigstarbird6915]

They did give it to her but she gave it up. Whether she deserved it or not doesn’t matter

[@2_-_449]

@@craigstarbird6915 Um, actually she only gave it up, believing she did not deserve it, so the fact that there was precedent makes her wrong.

[@camdudley428]

Um, actually it is pretty presumptuous of you to assume anyone deserves anything.

[@octocube2598]

Emily: How is it 4-4-0! Also Emily: Um, actually, it was Wolverine doing word searches.

[@LunaArgentum10]

"Fear is the mindkiller." "Is that a Dune reference?" "Yeah" "Nice!"

[@QuestionableKenz]

When Emily said "I'm in it for piccolo, I'm attracted to him" I felt that.

[@salemgrantham9081]

that reminded me of that time when 4-chan made a image of piccolo roping vegita and they made purple and green themed items into a rope joke just like how | l | | | | -- is a loss joke

[@AlmostOtaku7]

And the others automatically agreed with her... Well done.

[@Wertsir]

Piccolo is a DILF.

[@moocow17]

um actually she want that stretchy namekian D. if she bites it off...he grows it back. he is also a super namekian

[@yellowstalk6653]

Right? I was like "FINALLY! I'M NOT ALONE, I'M NOT CRAZY, PICCOLO'S HOT!"

[@SirChris314]

"um actually piccolo is a great father figure to gohan and it makes me cry :)" fucking kills me for some reason

[@GZilla311]

It killed Piccolo at least once, too.

[@EderdragonTV]

@@GZilla311 Wowwwww, that is just commendable

[@gerbendekker3273]

Especially when he’s a terrible father figure lol

[@IHateAmer1ca]

@@gerbendekker3273Better than Goku

[@gerbendekker3273]

@@IHateAmer1caSetting the bar low, you are in fact correct. They're both horrible father figures

[@ToppyTree]

um actually, can Ify hold me tight in his big arms?

[@biggerlamp]

I've only ever seen him in face-cams on streams and with Lets Play prior to this; holy crap that man is HOT

[@TheMike0088]

He can, he just won't.

[@vicboi87]

Same

[@shubhmistry6011]

That is EXTREMELY Jake Peralta of you 😂😂😂

[@tacocell4542]

Um actually, no

[@arielgonzalez1636]

I like the idea that you could just accidentally start reading a book from a completely different series / universe and not notice because the story is already super convoluted.

[@Robert-iu2ou]

“Shit that makes as much sense as any thing else around here”

[@DefaOmega]

I feel like inserting 'Goblet of Fire' from Harry Potter into the 'Game of Thrones' series makes the most sense solely based on the title.

[@insaincaldo]

@@DefaOmega I feel like you could also insert allot of the character names from Harry Potter and nobody would blink. Like yeah, Ronald Weasley totally serves at the wall right?

[@machoromantic]

The backwards Konami code is the first “Um, Actually” background prop that actually managed to trigger me. Mainly because of how long it took me to memorize it as a kid 😅

[@mickeyrube6623]

D-20 die with a 21 on it. Fucking hate it.

[@Oozebull]

Just saw the red phone box... aaaand a pokecube...

[@xyzen9673]

Um, actually its read right to left.

[@sourwitch2340]

@@xyzen9673 uhm actually, if read right to left it's still not correct because the arrows in the middle point right left right left instead of left right left right. This shows that it is indeed the wrong way and not just written right to left.

[@Pavlinka__]

Oooh I didn't realize the props are supposed to be wrong ahhaha

[@daxdleader719]

Can we have a special episode called "Um, Emily" where Emily hosts?

[@treygreen5015]

Yeah, absolutely. I miss her being on CH.

[@LadyGameshine]

@@treygreen5015 oh she isn't on college humor anymore?

[@treygreen5015]

@@LadyGameshine CH shut down, and is no longer making skits, but she left before that. She was one of my favorites, alongside murph and caldwell.

[@andrewlehmer7663]

@@treygreen5015 Listen to NADDPOD! It's a DnD game where Murph DM's, Emily and Caldwell are both players. Tons of content, hilarious shit

[@treygreen5015]

@@andrewlehmer7663 thanks syn

[@Lowekinder]

Um actually, her name is Myrcella Baratheon. Her status as a bastard was never officially recognized and she died still being considered the child of Robert.

[@2005702]

And even if she was recognised as a bastard her last name would have been Hill not Lannister

[@TeddyKirkegaard]

@@hakasims They would not legitimize Cersei's children because they would be admitting that they were not Robert's children, which would mean they had no claim to the Iron Throne

[@liamkelly3583]

Was looking for this comment

[@FlyingwithFire]

@@2005702 um actually since she was born in kingslanding she would be a waters not a hill

[@timidwolf]

Um, actually the first Star Wars film to feature no Jedi was Ewoks: Caravan of Courage!

[@envoy2500]

No.

[@Skronk93]

@@envoy2500 it may not be the first, but it is earlier than rogue one.

[@envoy2500]

@@Skronk93 not the point. I just do not acknowledge the Ewok movie lol

[@daweaselgeek1430]

I think you have to at least count Force Awakens because the only proper Jedi to appear is Luke and I wouldn’t call him a “primary character”.

[@envoy2500]

@@daweaselgeek1430 you think Luke Skywalker isn't a primary character in the seventh episode of the Skywalker Saga?

[@mineking57]

Um, Actually, DC Pierson would be in a quantum superposition of all his possible performance levels, not a quantum state as he claimed in the intro.

[@jamesthegm]

Um Actually: a tourniquet has been proven to only cause significant tissue damage if left in place for many hours. If you're exsanguinating from a wound that COULD be controlled with a tourniquet, a tourniquet is both effective and safe to use, provided that you then proceed to seek medical attention.

[@kushmongoonie]

Also it should be placed as high up in the limb as possible

[@jamesthegm]

@@kushmongoonie Um actually: current TCCC guidelines recommend placing the tourniquet just superior (above) the source of the bleeding, if you know where the bleeding is coming from. If you don't know where the source of the bleeding is, then they recommend going as high on the limb as possible ("High and Tight").

[@feeish]

Also if you ask anyone if they would rather die from blood loss or get significant tissue damage from a tourniquet and live the choice is clear.

[@cullenbrant2524]

It's also worthy of note that a tourniquet can be in place for upwards of 16 hours without definitive loss of a limb! Also, don't remove those bad boys. Blood toxicity and/or stroke or heart attack can occur if the clots release.

[@6zwbob]

Um actually you can't tourniquet a neck or torso (well you can but it might not have the desired effect) so as the question states it would not be the best option to stop heavy bleeding (ambiguous)

[@alipopsie153]

um actually you're perfectly able to access the shrieking shack from hogsmeade, people just don't because it's so haunted. unless rowling's said something out of canon which I would argue should never count especially in her specific case, there's nothing actually stopping people from just walking right over there, they just. don't.

[@cosmoniums5990]

I thought it was boarded up.

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

I mean, it's her world isn't it? She decides what is or isn't canon.

[@asailijhijr]

@@Blasted2Oblivion but if there are multiple interpretations of what is written in the books, readers should be free to interpret what it written however they want.

[@brad7504]

@@Blasted2Oblivion Sure, but unless it's information that's officially published then it doesn't really hold the same weight to a general audience. Like she could say something now on a whim but change her mind in a year after giving it more thought and scrapping it for something better.

[@brad7504]

@@asailijhijr Audience interpretation doesn't define canon, especially not multiple, contradictory or mutually exclusive interpretations.

[@combogalis]

Emily always seems to be the person least invested in doing well in any game she plays and it makes her such a great addition every time. Just so fun and funny.

[@mii5159]

I am a certified first-aider and when i saw the last question i just went "NoonoOoooOoooo"

[@sophliberty]

what i would have said was "don't tighten it until the bleeding stops WHAT?"

[@treyatkinson7564]

@@sophliberty what do you mean don't tighten? That's how a tourniquet works. You need to tighten it until blood flow stops, then fasten it to ensure it doesn't loosen. It is literally a last resort for that reason, and you can bet if I'm near someone with femoral artery bleeding I'm doing a goddamn tourniquet. They have minutes at best if the bleeding isn't locked down. This is coming from a WFR trained person, however, and I'm trained specifically to treat people in the backcountry and at least an hour away from medical attention. There are ways to ensure a person doesn't lose the limb from a tourniquet, but it can mean a difference between life and death. If it was me in the situation, I'd be alright with losing a limb as opposed to bleeding out.

[@tangytablets5150]

Um actually... I adore everybody competing in this episode.

[@michaelconway3270]

All three of these contestants are so god damn delightful, I love this episode

[@B00Radl33]

Ummm actually, I really wish I could have seen Emily accidentally dominate some D&D questions in her element. (her element being both accidents and D&D)

[@GMNair]

Um, actually, Crash Bandicoot needs 3x of his kinda racist thing to actually have temporary invincibility.

[@RainbowUnicorn.-.]

I love that you use the name the contestant used to describe it. XD

[@shanekayat3217]

I guess it depends on what you consider to be "temporary invincibility". You are technically temporarily invincible with only 1 HOOGIDA, it's just that you lose that invincibility when you get hit.

[@mrmoi9838]

Um, actually its called an Aku Aku mask

[@WaltonGFilm]

@@mrmoi9838 THANK YOU!!! My childhood was getting stabbed so deep here!!

[@hughmann9568]

Please explain how a sentient wooden mask in a children's game series is racist?

[@GlennRauch]

Um actually, a LOT of people were poisoned on The Wire. In the Episode "Hot Shots," Avon poisons an entire cell block. Later in the series, Bubbles also attempts to poison the man who keeps robbing him but accidentally poisons his friend Sherrod. Also, you could argue that anyone who is seen to use heroin on the show is also poisoned.

[@chezfisto]

Johnny (Bubbles' friend in season 2/3) dies of a heroin overdose.

[@lydianelson2658]

Did I miss something about the wire? The question was about game of thrones.

[@nvk3435]

@@lydianelson2658 Ify said “how many people got poisoned on the wire?”

[@lydianelson2658]

@@nvk3435 ahh, gotcha!

[@rickpolar]

McNulty basically repeatedly gives himself alcohol poisoning throughout the series as well. Sometimes with Bunk. And don't forget all the people that get lead poisoning from injecting bullets into each other

[@Vaishino]

Um actually the death star plans were stolen by a single guy named Manny Bothans

[@wjzav1971]

No, they were stolen by Kyle Katan

[@KickyFut]

😂😂 RIP to Manny Bothans who died for the plans.

[@CyberAdam64]

Um, actually, it wasn't Manny Bothans, it was Manny Both-Hanz (just checked the spelling in the comic).

[@greenredblue]

He was so good at stealing stuff they nicknamed him "Manny both-hands"

[@tomsko863]

I still think there's a continuity error because in Episode IV, Mon Mothma does say "many Bothans died to bring us this information" and I don't rememeber them showing that or anything in Rouge One.

[@Fearnall87]

Um, Actually Nick is only nearly headless.

[@BrobinsProductions]

Um actually he wasn’t talking about nearly headless nick. There is another ghost, (the headless horseman?), who has no head

[@phoebe.aur0ra]

@@BrobinsProductions yes! He 'bursts' through a window in a panning shot at the beginning of a scene in one of the earlier movies

[@ccggenius]

Um, actually, DK is only Mario's first enemy going by the franchise. Canonically, baby Mario was tag-teaming Baby Bowser with a Yoshi.

[@daltostar7566]

As well as many enemies in partners in time.

[@BlaqRainFresh]

Um actually, they were speaking through franchise, so your answer is wrong and irrelevant.

[@daltostar7566]

@@BlaqRainFresh Um actually, nowhere in the question does it say through franchise making myself, and @ccggenius12 both technically correct. The best kind of correct. That means you're not just wrong. You're stupid.

[@hoopsiclemcgee4244]

Um actually Baby Mario and Mario appear alongside each other in multiple games which means they are different people. The question was not about Baby Mario, but Mario. Plus if you want to play it like that there's a time travel game that goes further in the past than yoshis island

[@daltostar7566]

@@hoopsiclemcgee4244 the whole point of mario and luigi parterns in time is that you play with all four of them because the babies come to the future. If baby mario and mario are in the same game, there is probably some time travel shenanigans afoot.

[@RainbowUnicorn.-.]

Why is no one talking about how hilarious the names Iffy gives the power ups in the third shiny question are?

[@cjdunlappy]

Listening to mulitple podcasts with Emily in them, it is hilarious she agrees to do this show knowing full well she doesn't remember anything

[@psycho_genius]

Um actually, shrieking shack was accessible from hogsmeade ,people jist dont go there becouse they think it was haunted, from hogwarts was just seceret passage.

[@odistabettor]

The way the question is worded, I thought it meant that the only way to get there from Hogwarts was the secret passage, not the only way to get there at all.

[@biancabrooks280]

Yeah, I was gonna say this. You could just like, walk up the hill to the Shack, nothing was stopping you except rumors about it being haunted. Ghosts was dumb tho. If I were the author I would have had the Shrieking Shack be “full of demons, which all intelligent witches and wizards know to avoid”

[@JoEhAnD]

This!!!!

[@saragabrielaferreira454]

Yes! Thank you

[@Azeria]

Um actually I’ve heard DC rap about Jurassic Park with Donald Glover, so I do not think it’s possible to be nerdier than him.

[@darkshiningknight]

I don't know if this was already corrected but... Um Actually, Ewoks: The Battle of Endor was a TV movie which featured NO jedi. It came out 1985.

[@EliteCuttlefish]

Star Wars Holiday Special had Luke, but while Skywalker began his Jedi training under Obi-wan Kenobi, then continues under Yoda after Kenobi's death, Yoda declared Skywalker's training would be complete once he confronted Darth Vader. Luke Skywalker became a Jedi Knight when he finally faced Vader aboard the Death Star II in Return of the Jedi (1983). The Holiday Special was released in 1978 and Ewoks: The Battle of Endor was released in 1985, though it contained no Jedi. Note: I'm not actually a huge SW fan, I just did a few quick Google searches.

[@KickyFut]

@@EliteCuttlefish Um actually, containing a potential Jedi doesn't count as actually being a Jedi. You don't call a high school graduate a doctor, just because he's going to medical school next. The crappy Ewok movie would be the first one.

[@OscatJ]

@@KickyFut the holiday special came out first and contained a future jedi, Ewoks came out second and contains no jedi, future or otherwise, you are both saying Jedi in potentia should not count, you just confused the order of the films and which one contained Luke

[@KickyFut]

@@OscatJ oh, the holiday special came out first... Ok, then yes it will be first... (Edit because of extra words) Unless Vader, being a *former* Jedi counts... I mean, using my previous example if you change jobs after gaining the PHD, you can still be considered a doctor... Even if not practicing...😕

[@gro3302]

Um actually, Ewoks: Caravan of courage came out in 1984 and featured no jedi, Ewoks: the battle of Endor was the sequel

[@patrickobrien5311]

I really love the episode with Batman singing cuz Circe has him sing and Batman is in love with Diana and he sings his heart out and makes Circe cry and he thinks Diana didn't hear but when she transforms back she totally knows and I love it

[@johnarnautou8523]

Um Actually, depending on the school of thought the tourniquet should be applied as high on the extremity as possible. Combat medicine and tactical medicine train this way. A tourniquet should usually be applied by trained personnel, as advanced care is needed. Also the time is generally a point of contention as previous schools of thought stated 4 hours max but it really depends on how quickly the patient can get to advanced care. If the spirit of the question is you are not able to get to advanced care then leave the tourniquet on as long as possible...otherwise pressure and get EMS started.

[@fan9775]

Um actually, you apply a tourniquet closest to the wound (avoiding any joints), so you can save as much of the limb.

[@Valandar2]

And what I learned from this episode is that The Dude was a werewolf, in adition to abiding.

[@suakeli]

That full moon really tied the room together

[@michaelt7408]

Emily may be my favorite cast member (or former cast member I guess). She brings so much life to everything she’s in.

[@riochuck8056]

Never have I ever had a bad day and also watched um, actually. Keeping me alive during covid.

[@NickSchneiderChannel]

Saaaaame!

[@picklenik9658]

Umm actually, breathing oxygen and consuming water is what’s keeping you alive during COVID.

[@TheBloodypimp]

@@picklenik9658 ummmm actually.... as per your instructions you would die after a week. Don't forget to qdd food into the mix.

[@haydengodfrey8346]

@@TheBloodypimp Ummm, actually, qdd?

[@TheBloodypimp]

@@haydengodfrey8346 add* i think.

[@chaos4559]

Um, actually as a medical professional and former army, I can say that a tourniquet can safely stay on for more than 6 hours before any tissue damage occurs. Also you should apply the tourniquet high to the joint. For example on the arm near the shoulder and the leg, near the groin.

[@RaggedVentures]

Um, actually "Protoss" is not the name of the language spoken(figuratively, since they use telepathy) by the Protoss species. The name of the language is Khalani.

[@shigekax]

Isn't khalani the telepathic language ? I feel like telepathy as a species shouldn t sound like sound if you don t even have fucking mouths

[@cooldawg2009]

Lost it at “drive-by poisoning” 😂

[@rustandsilver3495]

Um, actually: Mario was named after their father. Everyone knows that their mother's name was MAMA LUIGI

[@feeish]

Um actually, Myrcella Lannister isn't actually a "Lannister" by formal name/title she is Myrcella Baratheon and recognized as such publicly (even if she is a child born of incest which would then make her a bastard with the name of Hill)

[@zounds4885]

UM ACTUALLY, she would be a Waters as she was born in King's Landing.

[@kerfuffle5722]

@@DWargs Um, actually, Jon Snow isn't a bastard - they actually went over this in another episode of the show!

[@FlyingwithFire]

@@DWargs Um actually Jon snow breaks the convention of all other known bastards and doesn't fit

[@charlietownsend4416]

I've never even seen Justice League Unlimited but I immediately knew batman had to sing for Circe because of just how good Kevin Conroy sounded

[@AlexanderOsias]

That episode is where I discovered Kevin Conroy (RIP) had pipes!

[@tyrellelangi]

I didn't hear the question because I was doing something, but I would've got this immediately

[@jameselsbury9478]

Um actually, chronologically Mario's first enemy *was* Bowser, as they faced each other in Yoshi's Island when he was a baby.

[@endarkculi]

Um actually, they fought directly in Partners in Time, but Yoshi was definitely doing all of the fighting against bosses in Yoshi's Island...and even then, Kamek was the instigator. Bowser had no role in the baby-kidnapping, and just wanted to ride the "gween donkey" that entered his bedroom while looking for Mario's brother.

[@vincevvn]

That’s a good point

[@PeopleAcct707]

The JLU episode where Batman sings is AMAZING. Kevin Conroy has an incredible singing voice!

[@Pailzor]

0:42 It seems like it might be due to editing cuts, but it's ironic that Emily points out that no one ever asks how Mike is doing, then immediately makes it about how she's feeling. xD

[@snoa18]

Um Actually you can also get in the Shrieking Shack through Hogsmead and they used the tunnel under the womping willow as a secret passway between Hogsmead and Hogwarts.

[@kvltslime2261]

Nope

[@Gamerboy0088]

Um, actually, there is an argument that Mario's first canonical enemy is in fact bowser, or, more accurately, baby bowser, as we see him (riding on yoshi) battle baby bowser immediately after his birth in Yoshi's island.

[@Gamerboy0088]

This is part of the fan theory where the mario (jumpman) in "Donkey Kong" fighting the Donkey Kong who will become Cranky Kong is not the same mario from the super mario series.

[@kharnthebetrayer8251]

@@Gamerboy0088 I thought that Jumpman was canonically Mario's father

[@picklenik9658]

The questions referenced chronological first appearance of the character in our world

[@picklenik9658]

@@Gamerboy0088 But that whole theory hits disbanded by Pauline being the damsel in distress in Donkey Kong, and then her reappearing in Odyssey, (and not being old as hell) meaning it’s the same Mario as well.

[@Snacker6]

Um, actually it would technically be before his birth, since the game took place in the process of the stork delivering Mario to his parents.

[@tovekauppi1616]

He didn’t get to that book yet? Yeah, maybe because Dorne doesn’t kill Myrcella in the books.

[@shortstac02]

Yea Dorne is actually interesting in the books

[@tovekauppi1616]

@@shortstac02 if Martin ever gets around to finishing the next book, it will be interesting to see where that part of the plot goes, since they messed it up so badly in the tv-series.

[@shortstac02]

@@tovekauppi1616 wE dOnT hUrT lItTlE gIrLs In DoRnE

[@DoctorCVC]

I got so excited when they asked about that Justice League Unlimited Moment where Batman had to sing. It’s one of my favorite moments from Justice League Unlimited, which is also my favorite superhero cartoon ever.

[@rysander]

The Mouth of Sauron is not just a 'regular guy'. He's a Black Numenorean, which means that he is descended from the evil Numenoreans who ruled the start-shaped island after Sauron manipulated them into starting a cult to Melkor/Morgoth. The Corsairs are also technically descended from Numenoreans.

[@donovanfaust3227]

So he is just some guy.

[@insaincaldo]

@@donovanfaust3227 But some guy from the place where the evil people ruled.

[@benny7482]

Just a regular evil guy

[@Blackbeard0791]

Um, actually, applying a tourniquet isn’t THAT dangerous. The worst thing would be not tightening the tourniquet enough and causing all that pain to your patient without having even stopped bleeding. Compartment syndrome takes a while to set in, and only medical professionals should be removing tourniquets anyways. An improvised tourniquet in an emergency is better than nothing or trying to handle a heavy arterial bleed with inadequate pressure. I’ve had tourniquets thrown on and left alone for literally and hour plus in training and other than it being really painful, I was fine.

[@joshuablair7028]

The current accepted amount of time a tourniquet can be left on without significant long term tissue damage is 16 hours.

[@Thommy2n]

Um actually, in Game of thrones, while the two notable long farewell fatalities in the show are done by a fanservicy girl on girl smooch. The long farewell can also be administered through other means like into the bloodstream by a cut. It is first introduced in the show when Tyene Sand cut Bronn with her poisoned daggers, and gives him the antidote only when he says she's the most beautiful woman in the world (while also flashing him... which I'm sure the writers thought was ABSOLUTELY necessary for the story).

[@kevinmcgrath5126]

Um actually, if you sever a major artery (ex. Femoral, Brachial) you will want to apply a tourniquet (or cut off blood flow between the wound and the heart) because blood loss is so rapid that someone can bleed out in under 5 minutes (depending on how severe the injury is). This is particularly common in rescue, wilderness, and military settings where proper medical care may be hours away.

[@ObadiahtheSlim]

"There is no winner in this game." Truer words have never been spoken.

[@diarrobog3646]

I love how confidently Emily said something completely wrong with the infinity stone wuestion

[@Plex42]

"There are no winners in this game" Um, actually Ify was introduced at the start as a returning champion, implying he won a previous game.

[@mitchstacey2860]

Um, actually the guy who fought Donkey Kong in the original game wasn't Mario, it was a character named "Jumpman"

[@bardecho2013]

Umm actually, while the only secret way from the Hogwarts to the shrieking shake is through the whomping willow tunnel you can technically just walk there... So badly worded that it is only accessable through the tunnel?

[@matthewtaylor2890]

Um actually, the Shrieking Shack is specifically stated to be boarded up to stop entry from outside, with the only entrance being the tunnel

[@biancabrooks280]

@@matthewtaylor2890 I’m sure there’s a crowbar spell you can use to get in through a window or something.

[@JoEhAnD]

This!!

[@Argo.nautica]

I've watched all of these on Dropout, but I miss seeing Emily in videos, so I'm here for it again.

[@emerynoel567]

One of my favorite things about this show is the "from ____ to _____" lines at the opening of each episode.

[@sm_uadib]

Um actually, i know it was a joke, but mario and luigi were raised by yoshis on yoshi island

[@littlemisspipebomb4723]

Um actually, there's multiple Marios and multiple Luigis. Only newest generation was raised by Yoshis. The rest are from Brooklyn, but went to the mushroom Kingdom while on a plumbing job

[@KickyFut]

Wow I never thought this all thru, but if they were babies in Yoshi Island, whomever the bosses were in that game would technically be before Donkey Kong!😁

[@k9commander]

@@KickyFut The bosses would be the enemies of the Yoshis not Mario and Luigi.

[@sm_uadib]

@@KickyFut Yeah that's a good point, i always thought of donkey kong as like, the first, but i guess so yeah

[@PandaDSU]

Um actually, the power pellet didn't make pac-man temporarily invincible, it made the ghosts temporarily vulnerable.

[@waylander_90]

Um Actually, Ify is a national goddamn treasure

[@paulkim6631]

Pierson looks like the stand in for a member of ABBA

[@poolshark121]

I still love coming back to watch old episodes

[@kjdewitt]

Um actually, the Shrieking shack also has a front door you could just walk up to. not only accessible through the tunnel.

[@matthewtaylor2890]

Um actually, the Shrieking Shack is specifically stated to be boarded up to stop entry from outside, with the only entrance being the tunnel.

[@kjdewitt]

@@matthewtaylor2890 I haven't read POA in a while and you were indeed correct! Although I must say that for wizards it wouldn't be too hard to open boarded door/windows

[@matthewtaylor2890]

@@kjdewitt Yeah the logic of that one never sat right with me, it shouldn't be hard to get in and the whole ghost thing just doesn't seem to make sense like they said in the show. I don't know why they didn't just soundproof a room in the castle tbh.

[@kjdewitt]

@@matthewtaylor2890 for real! Or the freaking room of requirement! Its literally made to give you exactly what you need

[@picklenik9658]

@@matthewtaylor2890 What about in the Goblet of Fire when you see a man actually living in the shrieking shack

[@tsphung4769]

Um actually Emily should be a permanent installment in this show

[@MountainHomeJerrel]

VERY happy to see more of this show and these people.

[@spaceiscool7856]

Um actually, the credit for the first death star plans go to Leia Organa, which was a main plot point, and why she got captured.

[@melvinjoseph952]

That Emily Batman point was more legit, than half of the points Brennan has ever scored on that show

[@Taz31415]

Um actually, Rogue One is not the first Star Wars Film without a Jedi as a primary character. That title goes to the Star Wars Holiday Special. Luke does appear in the film but he is for sure a supporting character.

[@JotaKaPF]

Um actually, it was not a film, it was a TV special. So, the first Star Wars film without a jedi as a primarty character would've been The Ewok Adventure.

[@Djorgal]

​@@JotaKaPF No, the first film without a jedi as primary character is A New Hope. Luke doesn't become a Jedi until he confronts Darth Vader in the Empire Strikes Back, thus isn't a jedi in the very first film.

[@2005702]

@@Djorgal um actually, Obi wan (Ben) Kenobi is still a jedi in that movie and one of the main characters

[@JotaKaPF]

@@Djorgal and you didn't say umm actually

[@Djorgal]

@@2005702 That's not what a main character is. Obi wan is a supporting character, more specifically, he fulfils the role of the mentor for the main character. The story is about Luke's hero's journey, Obi Wan is instrumental in that story. A New Hope could have been framed as the story of an old hermit filled with regrets finding the strength to rekindle the heritage of his lost order and finally bring down his fallen apprentice. Even though this is something that happens, this is not what the story is about, is it? Neither is it the story of a disillusioned smuggler finding his heart nor is it the story of... wait, what was Leia's character arc again? Damsel in distress then vertex of a love triangle? ... That's underwhelming and I just made myself sad.

[@roy168x]

This group of contestants are the most fun I've watched.

[@GIIRLFAILURE]

this upload is a blessing considering i’ve been binge watching um actually whilst panic writing an essay that’s due in three hours

[@michaelwallace9461]

Did you get it done. Doing my final assessment for my civil service job!

[@manorbros9590]

Maybe I'm misremembering but didn't the "Bothan Spies" just find out about the shield generator on the forest moon of Endor not the actual death star plans which would supposedly be rather similar to what they already had. Secondly isn't it also true that Palatine purposefully leaked the information so it's not really to the Bothan's credit.

[@Ocker3]

The leader of the Bothans did a deal with Palpatine because he thought the rebellion would fail

[@damisydas]

Um actually, you don't have to tighten a tourniquet until the bleeding stops- just until it slows. Your first step should be to apply direct pressure- ie a clean bandage or gauze, and then apply the tourniquet, if that doesn't work to stop the bleeding. Use a pen to write on the forehead- not blood. Blood can be wiped off during later care, thinking it's a possible secondary wound. A properly applied tourniquet can be left in place for up to 8 hours, with minimal or reversible injury to the lower body part. Remember, the objective is to save someone's life long enough for next stage care to arrive.

[@alisonwilliams1747]

Ify was robbed of a point for the tourniquet question because he said you should apply pressure to the wound

[@andrewbarcoe7610]

Um actually soccer does have a number of tie breakers. There is the golden goal, where additional time is added to the match at the end to give the opportunity for one team to score an additional goal breaking the tie; there is also the penalty shoot out where both teams take turns attempting to score on each other's goalkeeper. There is also the away goals rule in the Champion's League, where if the team is tied after two matches the team who has scored more away goals (goals scored not in their home territory) wins breaking the tie.

[@Alcarlson1]

From now on I will watch anything with Emily in it.

[@bricegately]

Um actually a tourniquet is the go to, you can have a Tourniquet on for 2 hours, and cases have been documented of 24 hours without permanent damage to the limb, if you reasonably believe that you cannot reach a hospital within two hours, it is advisable to pack the wound with sterile gauze and apply pressure, however if the wound is on the neck or an area where a Tourniquet cannot be placed(armpit, groin, etc) excluding the abdomen and thoracic cavity, packing and pressure should be done instead, I advise that everyone should regular take first aid classes as medicine is constantly evolving, my sources are I am nremt certified and serve in the army as a line medic, if you show this in an episode, please change my name and picture

[@EliteCuttlefish]

Um, actually Star Wars Holiday Special had Luke, but while Skywalker began his Jedi training under Obi-wan Kenobi, then continues under Yoda after Kenobi's death, Yoda declared Skywalker's training would be complete once he confronted Darth Vader. Luke Skywalker became a Jedi Knight when he finally faced Vader aboard the Death Star II in Return of the Jedi (1983). The Holiday Special was released in 1978 and Ewoks: The Battle of Endor was released in 1985, though it also contained no Jedi. Note: I'm not actually a huge SW fan, I just did a few quick Google searches.

[@Noctiluca333]

umm actually the limb does not atrophy and fall off due to a tourniquet. The concern for tourniquets is that it would lead to tissue ischemia and eventual necrosis, as well as the fact that a tourniquet when removed will re-introduce oxygen to the limb, leading to re-perfusion injury.

[@terriblej6107]

Umm actually, it wasn't donkey kong. It was Cranky Kong is the real name of the simian from the donkey kong game

[@euanthompson]

Um actually! The card on screen said "in rain." Not "in the rain."

[@mc3695]

The line is " like tears in rain"

[@Crowell_]

Um actually, I think the limb/appendage would go necrotic before it ever had a chance to atrophy if a tourniquet is left on for too long.

[@JD-hp8rz]

Red XIII's weapon is hairpins, not hairclips.

[@asmariamoon]

Um, actually, Rogue One was not technically the first Star Wars film without a Jedi protagonist. There were also the Ewok films, which, like Rogue One, weren't technically part of the main series, but took place in the same universe.

[@hughmann9568]

You are overcomplicating this issue with your "technically"... Being "part of the main series has nothing to do with anything. Just trying to look smart for attention I'd wager. Nice try idiot They didn't specify any certain canon or continuity...

[@Sasquatch_101]

I’ve watched every single episode of this show but I’m still trying to figure out if this is them acting in a skit, or if they are being real, or the actors real self have merged together in said “quantum” state.

[@thisisrenren3657]

My toxic trait is thinking I'd be great at this game, despite not doing well under pressure

[@aabrell15]

Not an “um actually” but just wanted people to know a tourniquet won’t normally lead to loss of a limb. It can be safe to apply for up to around 8 hours before you have to worry about tissue damage, and even then you have to value life over limb. So don’t be afraid to use a tourniquet if you have to. Stay safe

[@cobaltxsnake]

I AM LOSING IT OVER QWEET SAC. EMILY YOU KILL ME! Edit: How did anyone not guess the teeth first! Who buys a new set of teeth at every weapon shop??

[@vincevvn]

In fairness cait sith fights with a megaphone. Or directs the stuffed animal to fight with it.

[@styill]

Not sure if it's too late to suggest this, but Iffy, Brennan, and DC.

[@sethaquauis]

Holy shit, an episode where he isn't an absolute prick towards the people correcting him

[@NottherealLucifer]

He literally has the answers in front of him. They're not actually correcting him, the "corrections" are just the format of the game.

[@jaa5197]

Um actually this is my favourite episode

[@The_Grimsun]

Um Actually, You should have a tiebreaker round for when there is a tie and have it be something special.

[@HeyNonyNonymous]

Um, actually, the term "kwisatz haderech" originated in hebrew "kfitzat haderech", litterally meaning "the leap". It is spelled kof-fe-yod-tzadik-taf space he-dalet-resh-chaf. (קפיצת הדרך) And I fucinkg know this because, after being bamboozled by the english term, I turned to the Hebrew translation of the novel (I am a native Hebrew speaker) to find out WTF.

[@jacobthompson1682]

It's 10s of thousands of years in the future I think some language drift is acceptable.

[@mccm804]

just found out that um actually became a channel. thank you so much. hope u do new challenges and not just post the old ones. but this is awesome!

[@jayshulan762]

Um actually, the Shrieking Shack is listed as the most haunted house in GB, but it is accessible by walking right up to it. The secret entrance was from the willow.

[@bend3rrulz127]

Um, actually the other guys only got higher scores because Emily gave them Bardic Inspiration!

[@yuvalne]

Um actually, the ghost in Hogwarts isn't headless, he is NEARLY headless.

[@chrisbright90]

Also um actually, isn't hogwarts in Scotland?

[@tailortelhais1744]

Even if his head had been completely severed, he'd still have to lose his head to be properly headless.

[@lydianelson2658]

Um actually he never specified it was Nick, the bloody baron is headless so it could have been that.

[@Kynteli]

Um actually, Chris, I think they said that Hogwarts is in Great Britain, which includes Scotland, so they didn't actually say anything wrong in that regard.

[@gregdennison5753]

It's where The Dude went to transform... In to his bowling shirt! 😂

[@grunnybear234]

Um, actually the Shrieking Shack is also accessible from Hogsmeade. When Ron and Hermione sneak Harry into Hogsmeade under the invisibility cloak, they visit it and Malfoy shows up seeing only Ron and Hermione. Malfoy makes the comment about them shopping for their future house.