Mouth Opener Game | Barshens

[@alexpinkstone6839]

"I found a pole and rammed it up my arse" - Stuart Ashen 2016

[@mattePRL]

Dr. Stuart Ashen*

[@dagbroad]

+Mateusz Lisik Polak?

[@mattePRL]

Jeszcze jak!

[@dagbroad]

+Mateusz Lisik Nie jestem jedyny! :D

[@lordcrayzar]

Alex Pinkstone that’s basically what I heard too

[@extremelymoist6661]

5:05 All I heard was "Pick a partner, and hack his arse in."

[@lincolnnoronha4128]

Great, now I will have nightmares about Eli telling me I need swiss wrist watches.

[@8bpspfreak2]

You can't call a dream with Eli in it a nightmare! Eli is a +140% for every dream!

[@Wehiremonkeys]

Knowing my luck I'll end up sleepwalking and stealing them.

[@IEatYourSandwiches]

my nightmare's gonna be about cousin dan

[@AsymptoteInverse]

The perfect nightmare: you're running away from Eli as he tries to sell you wristwatches out of a trenchcoat, and he corners you in an alley with Cousin Dan at the end.

[@AsymptoteInverse]

Lincoln Noronha All we need is Barry with his face squished into a stocking and Ashens wearing the eye-openers from Clockwork Orange, and our army of Cenobites will be complete.

[@simonday9013]

I was eating porridge whilst watching this. I laughed and spat it all over my dog.

[@rockerseven]

I would pay good money to see a Shakespeare play where everyone is wearing one of those mouth openers lol

[@Deadmentellnotales-vf3gg]

Can you imagine Macbeth! 😂

[@Jenna_Miles]

@@Deadmentellnotales-vf3ggyeah but the opera version!

[@thany3]

Barry losing it at 5:07 keeps me sane and happy.

[@kimberleyfraser848]

Literally crying with laughter! Best thing I've seen in ages 😂😂

[@MrYoungs]

Same 😂😅😂

[@kasper-3099]

And 5 years on, this is still hilarious.

[@Absinth3]

Barry's laughter is contagious! Loved it guys :D

[@KAgius96]

We need more noodle talk from Eli...

[@KAgius96]

I used the ellipses because noodle talk is serious business, Natalie.

[@KateRin-MotherDearest]

You should check out Cheap Show Podcast! They do an extended version of the noodle talk that got cut off, and Eli responded to a lot of the noodle based comments on the video! You can find the exact episode here: www.thecheapshow.co.uk/#!episode-26/egdzm

[@KAgius96]

Thank you so much. The world needs more people like you

[@danforbes3573]

Oh yes,we do,mate

[@AstAMoore]

1. I have one of those lip retractors 2. _That’s_ how zombies and skeletons really speak. We’ve been lied to in cartoons, movies, and video games.

[@ThunderPaladin]

To be fair, Skeletor wasn't far off.

[@bradleymorgan8223]

i love the music bits between the rounds, with the editing skills and everything

[@AsymptoteInverse]

This was simultaneously hilarious and absolutely horrifying.

[@JutlandAngel]

I think this is the mos hilarious episode so far.

[@ross1633]

I don't know what's funnier, Eli speaking with that thing in his mouth or Barry's reaction. Haha, brilliant.

[@dillerud95]

Ross everything is quite funny

[@EmmaW5]

I was drinking coffee at the beginning when Barry said "woof woof"...I think I inhaled it! ;0;

[@CaptainDan318]

I'm still so glad that the group of you all got together to make this amazing channel lol

[@auroralane8839]

Please can we have more of these!! They're so funny

[@ImmenseDisciple]

Wow. Can't remember crying with laughter so much at any other KZbin video. Good work guys!

[@Dani-xe3rz]

Truly the most majestic thing that I have ever witnessed. I don't think I've ever laughed so much from a YT video. Also Eli is hilarious, please bring him back again and again!

[@EmmaW5]

"Oh so-ee I ucked it uh!" xD

[@xigbar1994]

Eli is truly a gift to the world.

[@evillttlimp]

I love Eli more and more each episode.

[@someonessidechannel1485]

Barshens: Never failing to make me smile in the first thirty seconds And start laughing within five minutes

[@DylRicho]

Barry's laugh is contagious.

[@n.s.mcmahon6180]

Eli looks like a dwarven king.

[@Justin_80]

Are you sure Eli wasn't speaking Welsh?

[@MeowingCookie_]

@That_llama_in_a_tuxedo it’s a cat now

[@MidKnightBlue]

I need more of this challenge in my life! Oh my god, this was hilarious!

[@BobofWOGGLE]

you could say this video is speculaton on speculized speech. I want to die

[@OliverDemari]

I don't get it, with that thing in it doesn't sound any different to how people talk where I live, Rotherham, Yorkshire.

[@TheHutchy01]

Well of course you're incoherent, you're down in South Yorkshire, not up here in West Yorkshire.

[@hyzenthlay1265]

Whenever I have a bad day I just watch this video again and it always makes me laugh 😂

[@FabledFrame]

8:03 My name is Michael Caine, and i am a nosy neighbour.

[@HappyCynic]

Your taste in humour is excellent.

[@hayjoesam]

YES!

[@chimpaflimp]

Now do one with the _other kind_ of speculum

[@melzymoomin888]

of course _you'd_ comment that

[@chimpaflimp]

‎( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@stheil]

Best. KZbin. Video. Ever!

[@MareCat31]

Oh boy,I love cousin Dan's visits!

[@brianartillery]

Eli looks disturbingly like the 'Chatterer' Cenobite from the 'Hellraiser' movies, here.

[@samcrane5273]

brianartillery but sexier

[@georgetaylor5183]

what is that song called during the intermissions

[@molotilkin07]

Can't seem to find it anywhere. Can you give me a link via im or some less vague description of where to find it?

[@BoBaconLives]

+molotilkin07 It's actually Eyeliner - American Hairlines

[@sirrh9812]

Bo Thank you

[@katie2940]

Darude- sandstorm.

[@robbo5life]

watch?v=vFGdcK5PT2c

[@N79621]

Eli needs to become a main cast member! He is hilarious on Barshens and cheap show, along with Paul!

[@spoofsrocks13]

I hope you washed that thing between Eli and Barry's uses of it. Or just used a second one or something.

[@Chipster971]

The novel the loser of this quiz should have read out loud was Fifty Thousand Shades of Grey

[@officiallyturtlesquared]

Exactly what i was thinking!

[@squishlez]

+OfficiallyTurtleSquared me too!

[@DJEylisium]

Oh man i forgot how funny this one was, in actual tears from laughing right now. 2:55 Sounds like a farmer from Yorkshire 😂

[@iamdb1990]

this is ridiculous.... most of the time, that's an insult, but this time it's a compliment, love it

[@yokab]

Next - Eli talks about Ramen with a mouth opener - bring the kiddies!

[@Barshens]

For more Quiz style videos, check out the Barshens quiz playlist kzbin.info/www/bejne/eZmQfoakfpl5ptU

[@user-yo2lt8ch7v]

Hey guys I noticed one time you had Eli talk about noodles Why not get the gang together for an ultimate Pot Noodle taste test? And I'm surprised you didn't get the Key Lime Slime Twinkies last week

[@phalecro]

Hey, I'm wondering what the music playing during the round transition screens is. Could you give me a name?

[@pierre_lefevre]

that'd be great

[@jadelowe8050]

+Phalecrocorax I also want to know this :L

[@JohnnnyJohn]

Oh how I do love Barshens. May this collaboration never end.

[@lincolnnoronha4128]

Eli Silverman: new Hellraiser character.

[@wolfyboy]

eh ah uch sigh uh shoh uh! (we have such sights to show you!) XD

[@ItsPikablu]

Barry with the speculum in sounds just like Paul O'Grady.

[@Splendid_Spl]

Start at 2:30 and turn the auto captions on! I watched it about 4 times lol

[@NoFormalTraining]

It sounds like Eli is reciting the Lyrics to Two Unlimited's genius song "there's no limits". "There's no, no no no no, no no no no, no no no no, no no no no, no no no no, no no no no, no no no no, there's no limits" repeat add infinity.

[@fuzzymonkey87]

When is Barry's audiobook coming out?

[@NothinsM]

this is the best thing i have watched all month

[@AsymptoteInverse]

Also, Barry's interpretation at 6:37 goes nicely with the "unspeakable horror" theme...

[@W._Langman]

oh... thank you guys for the good, honest laugh. My stomach muscles just had a good workout. So did my tear ducts 😄

[@GmodPlusWoW]

That visit from Cousin Dan was like something from a horror movie. Especially with the sound effect offered by the shrieking blinds.

[@myomadd]

I've gotta know what the music is during the round transition scenes.

[@awesomeness2595]

Its royalty free music I believe. You could probably find some very similar by searching for 'Royalty Free Calm Music' or something to that effect.

[@notthere83]

If you manage to figure it out, please tell me. :)

[@dmitry7643]

Eyeliner - American Hairlines

[@notthere83]

You're a true hero!!! :) Thank you so much!

[@myomadd]

Dima Nesterov THANK YOU.

[@CiderDivider]

Thank you for the editing on this

[@shelbyfan08]

Poor Eli sounds like Bruce Forsyth on Valium

[@vjpearce]

6:21 'He strolled through the streets of Skaro.' XD #1 'Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?' #2 I head something similar to what Stuart wrote #3 didn't get a word of that #4 'Pick a partner and practice dancing. Perhaps you'll... play professionally?' What is the phrase for #4? They never told us!

[@CntrazZombie4]

This is the funniest thing I've seen all year!

[@auroralane8839]

This format was so funny, way better than the new one ! I've never laughed so hard

[@SsnakeBite]

The Chatterer Cenobite is a lot friendlier than I thought.

[@guitarplayer1071]

Most disturbing. I love it.

[@tomatlars]

Subtitles should be required to see this video makes it 3.7 times more fun

[@lissenden1]

Who ever came up with this concept is severely underpaid and underappreciated.

[@EmeraldCoasttt]

If this was posted by anyone else, it would have been called the mouth opener challenge.

[@fduranthesee]

Why is this generation so obsessed with challenges?

[@moosegoose3159]

2:20 Good Stephen Hawking's impression Stuart.

[@omikron6218]

You are watching Adventure Call. My name is Falconhoof and I will be the guide on your quest...

[@mrs_plinkett]

i miss u guysss

[@smayds]

Oh hey, it's Ryan! Or Dan, as Paul calls him. From nasty tar soda and "BUY MY DVD" fame!

[@MitchellRianSmith]

Great bit. I would watch more of this

[@RAFMnBgaming]

Wonderful device that allows regular people t'speak in yorksher.

[@bradleymorgan8223]

I hope they washed the speculum before giving it to Barry 😂

[@mandeville123123]

Eli sounds like what I guess Matt Lucas would sound like, if he'd had a stroke.

[@arseflap1337]

"Pick a partner, and tap his arse in. Perhaps you'll pay professionally"

[@carylad]

The "body horror quiz" line got me. HaHa

[@smokingspitfire1197]

During the second one, is that Welsh? Hahaha

[@SB-et9nf]

This needs to come back

[@zsmithmyself]

This was fantastic! 💚 XD

[@Johnnyafc]

Looks like a poor mans cos play - Chatter from Hellraiser 😂

[@Exowave1]

I like the Almost vaporwave they used between rounds, really fit the mood of the whole video

[@Exowave1]

yeah true :\\

[@charleston7717]

You only had to go and blow the bloody doors off!

[@drumadude28]

When you think about it, every talking skeleton ever should sound as incomprehensible as this.

[@edenjaycollins6055]

watching this with captions one was the best decision of my life, oh auto capitations how you fail sometimes

[@RS250Squid]

"Itchy soxes are swessy tossers!" - good advice for life there!

[@hoolio]

oh man,crying with laughter here!!!

[@Uzotrups]

Ahahh, first time I really enjoyed a barshen's quiz. Keep on improving the channel, lads!

[@Nellyhappyseeker]

legit the funniest video on KZbin 😂😂

[@osiris9200]

NEW BARSHENS VID

[@Zagill]

The second one sounds like an impression of the voice clips from Banjo-Kazooie.

[@Trashware]

Barry seems to have a perfect set of teeth. Impressive!

[@FeatherWait]

Behold: the origin of the welsh accent.

[@lovecastle7154]

The only thing that could make these videos any better would be for them to have a background story arc that subtly unfolds every episode.... like the grassmasks

[@ArlenMoulton2]

What's that funky music in the jump cuts?

[@Bluegillbronco2]

Eyeliner-American Hairlines

[@mickeymouse12678]

Ashens was pretty good at that. I only understood the first sentence and then 0 other words.

[@realisticeyeball]

7:28 funniest part

[@NetSelect]

Is the song in between Eli's renditions an actual song?

[@aerolus]

i want that audio book :(

[@russellwarren9595]

Eli is fast becoming my the greatest person to have ever lived

[@joannegray5138]

Pmsl! Reminds me of something we used to do.when I was a kid. We would use our fingers to force our mouths wide open (dental speculums weren't widely available on Teesside in the early 80s) and try to say "My dad works in a ship yard" - hours of hilarity guaranteed. Ah, the days before mulit media entertainment! :)

[@pricewilson1436]

Love the intro.

[@Tophu48548]

Who is that? 5:51

[@VoceCorale]

I would like to know that too

[@VoceCorale]

Wait, I've found that out. It's just another guy named Eli Silverman (professor emeritus at John Jay College of Criminal Justice)

[@Tophu48548]

😂