Mowing 300 Pens

[@matthewverachtert5202]

To their Mum, This was a worthwhile idea. Sincerely, Everyone

[@Mukhtar987]

*Worthwile

[@toastertoaster9123]

I completely agree with this statement, in order to prove that this man speaks on behalf of everyone.

[@nat0361]

indeed, i wholeheartedly agree with this

[@jackreid2664]

@@toastertoaster9123 me also

[@Mukhtar987]

Exoticz read their spelling at the end of the video

[@lock8030]

“How long is he gone for?” “3 days.” Only on this channel will there ever be a video about a guy leaving for a trip but be back in enough time that most viewers wouldn’t notice

[@wertyrk7kill]

666 likes nice

[@JoshBrowardTVyea]

Probably only posted this when he got back lol. He probably went away to edit this masterpiece

[@barny8159]

That moment when you like a comment and the digit changes from 1.7K, to 1.8K and take 3 seconds to notice

[@geffrobodeen8823]

The only time click bait is allowed. Beahahahaha

[@kellijoy4127]

yup

[@Raaanch]

Can't wait for the mowing of feather stuffed pillows episode.

[@banditodorito8965]

Smart move Sir

[@curly6206]

No, not yet

[@owen_lich]

This would be amazing

[@tategall]

Raaanch no can’t wait till 4 years later they’ve moved every item on the planet lol 😂

[@OriasX]

Yoo you are that mtg youtuber that i watch sometimes

[@wolf.breeze]

Mum: Why don't you play with the neighbor's kids? The neighbor's kids:

[@thatoneguy9666]

Why wouldn’t you play with them?

[@Dr.Red40]

Tagen r/whooooosssshhhhh

[@thatoneguy9666]

@@Dr.Red40 that’s not a woooosh but ok

[@Dy1an.k]

I wish these were the neighbours kids

[@godzillageneticcraf]

I would play with them

[@haydenreynolds9617]

"Don't let it suck your eyeball" Jaxon: proceeds to put the vacuum up to his eye 6:20

[@carwyndavies9549]

class

[@jolotabani]

I can't unthink that

[@JCBeastie]

The Fairburns / I did a thing crossover we've been waiting for.

[@0Flow0]

Kids: Do it!

[@hobotang]

"No one's ever [vacuumed the lawn] before, I bet." Well fellas, allow me to inform you of the time my brother scaled a fish on the back lawn and didn't know how to clean the scales up, so can you guess what he did? Can you bloody guess what home cleaning implement he utilised in cleaning fish scales off the lawn?

[@bignosedom]

Did the vacuum end up smelling of fish?

[@mantaky]

A steam mop?

[@ratherbefishin1992]

A dust pan?

[@humanbean8769]

A lawnmower

[@lenes434]

did it still work afterwards?

[@Carrieland]

Anyone new to the channel would think the Fairbairns were running out of ideas, but, no... ...this is just the channel. This is what they do. In all its glory.

[@silyfn]

Lol

[@skirval_]

They don't need ideas, I swear they just say something then be like: yeah alright, lets do it

[@wollo6]

Your profile picture looks like someone aggregated all the people I saw while seeing tame impala on acid

[@skidmarkjrjrjr1225]

He is only going for three days, Acts like they will never see each other again

[@dailydoseofserotonin5901]

Skidmark jrjrjr True brothership

[@S3verusMyG]

Indeed duck of swag, indeed

[@mahd727]

If this was a 10 or 15 second video i would have seen this in 10 years from now with 20 or 30 million view

[@fwmtb]

And all the comments would be from 30 seconds ago.

[@sakoofa1759]

So true doe

[@Linki-nz]

And if it was also filmed on a potato.

[@trine-1831]

The relief I felt when Jaxon said he's only gone for 3 days. Imagined Darcy not featuring in your videos anymore

[@Ivvelis]

i scrolled through comments to make sure he wasnt fully gone and thank you

[@amandas.6500]

Add my vote for relief he's coming back. (Was back before I watched this episode, but still, whew!)

[@BowOneFire]

And now Darcy actually is gone

[@terrorbite2128]

Aged like milk

[@Johnthecardboardsmileyface]

"I'm not supposed to be within 100 metres actually..." 😂🤣

[@Ethan-dn1wc]

I think the best part of this is that Darcy/Arnold is probably already back.

[@Gonorrheagorgonzola]

@Mark Steven sad jaxon noises

[@SabsWithR]

Mom: What r u watching Me: 3 adults mowing some pens and then vacuuming their lawn

[@axle2327]

mum*

[@axle2327]

@J. Tiger Yeah i know, I am just stirring

[@ItsLJyt]

*mum

[@dingsuffig2362]

*mum

[@bacon6496]

Mum

[@nizzisnice5478]

“They need to make more movies like the Goonies” says Jaxon out of absolutely nowhere

[@michellekidd1933]

He’s not wrong though

[@CamoSquid]

They really need to make more movies like the Goonies though

[@pooboy6073]

So this is what the Fairbarin’s do... Love this.

[@cohensmith6100]

Well we love to have u

[@marten_mkklsn]

Yep, pretty much

[@ashadeofstupid1329]

They really need to moe their roof. Looking kind of dirty.

[@mrbreeki7850]

They need to vacuum it too

[@subscriberswithNovideosc-ju1hn]

Hi

[@honeybear0132]

Yeah, I make sure I mow my roof at LEAST once a week, after my weekly trip to Bunnings where i am careful not to slip on onion-

[@alexkhaid]

Your profile

[@Livlocalmartian]

“Honey look, the crackhead kids next door mowed a bunch of pens in their yard and they’ve been vacuuming the grass for an hour!”

[@TheSkaBouncer]

Dear Ms Fairbairn, This video was so worthwhile and funny, it helped me get over my corona, watered my crops, and exfoliated my skin just as good as Dollar Shave Club's Shave Butter. Please tell your two lovely sons that I send my best regards, and please can I see my family again. Thank you for your time, Me

[@ShadowValleys]

was that meant to be sarcastic

[@Smytguy]

I love how Dollar Shave Club's marketing strategy is to pay 3 aussies to mow 300 pens..

[@Ronakvevo]

They want to see how razor sharp the pens can get

[@tooz227]

This should become a series, mowing random objects and seeing how long they take to clean up

[@elenik2584]

Me: *Gets home* My parents: So what did you do today? Me: I mowed 300 pens My parents: Nothing unusual

[@ericshun15yrago73]

Looks like a job for *“Vacuuming the lawn”* After that carnage.

[@joechip478]

"Shave those pens" -Dollar shave club

[@hohesc-gangstah1012]

Expectation: mowing 1000 pens Reality: Vacuuming the Lawn for 5 Minutes Me: not Disappointed

[@brickwho101]

“I’m probably never allowed round here again” 😂

[@drunkdunc8738]

brickwho101 Darcys banned but Arnold still welcome 🍺

[@loganb7518]

Pens: *exist* Jaxson: *”peace was never an option.”*

[@guydude5109]

Who's this Darcy guy? He reminds me a lot of Arnold.

[@irsyad5414]

I think darcy is arnold's secret twin brother

[@momsfreind7221]

It’s like PewDiePie and felix

[@janslavik5284]

Wait, is he related to Oldlady Darcy?

[@reesespuffs._.]

Darcy sus

[@kripticcobra9907]

Kinda sus

[@madi7178]

Their Mom is the best I’m so grateful she raised these two amazing boys that could bring us such worthwhile content.

[@calebowens6972]

Why does Lachlan look like a classic PE teacher 😂

[@TheCookiedog1234]

Assisting the earth in decomposing the plastics, honorable act lads - your mum should be proud

[@MattRosvideos]

tbf what else are ya meant to do with 300 pens...

[@andrzejduda2706]

Matt & Ro's videos graffiti ink

[@TURTLEMAN]

Break that one thing inside to launch it at people

[@Crackeex]

write

[@sarakhan-pk7ko]

Write

[@kamikazechickenx4245]

Woah ive seen you everywhere lately, keep up the videos please!

[@martinebonita2658]

"Houses are always a safe investment" *2008 would like to speak with you*

[@pippincerealboi6234]

Im from the future,a horse locks em out.

[@itskikichthonic_]

hi Lachlan’s and Jaxson’s mum, this was a worthwhile video.

[@istilldontknowmyname7324]

Did you just copy the other comment?

[@itskikichthonic_]

Oh you don't know me cause I'm from a different age No, i didn’t even know that there was another comment like this one, and mine was written first of you’re talking about the most popular one...

[@ezrarickard3144]

You kinda copied that other guy

[@itskikichthonic_]

xxxflowerprincess xxx my comment was commented 2 hours ago, and by this time, the video came out 2 hours ago. And the most popular comment which is technically the same as mine, was commented an hour ago. But i really don’t mind, it doesn’t really matter to me, people can have the same simple idea and either way, I wouldn’t mind anyway.

[@kisswifekermitcrimes4993]

Quality comment I love you and would die for you poggers

[@sarah-janemccall562]

Them: wow look what happened to the pens that’s crazy Also them: **proceeds to not film the pens and when they do makes the footage as shaky as my grandads hands**

[@robynhighart2026]

"Everyone put your hats like this"

[@PiousMoltar]

Safety first

[@rdj1672]

@@PiousMoltar safetee

[@cranknlesdesires]

It's akin to steel-plate armour I assure you.

[@tims3817]

"Dont put it near you're eyeball, it'll suck it out" Jaxon: *Proceeds to put it over his eyeball*

[@thefryinator7774]

You'll vac your eye out kid

[@hisammy3969]

thanks you just awoken a phobia in me i never knew existed.

[@brendancskinner]

4:45 "That's not what I thought was gonna happen" Ummm, that's exactly what I thought was going to happen....

[@thirdnebula1823]

Dear Ms. Their Mom, I found this video entertaining and informative. Mowing 300 pens is not something I had seen before. Now I have seen it. Also they cleaned up so no hard feelings. Sincerely, Someone who watches too many KZbin videos.

[@Buphido]

"You can’t vacuum a lawn" ...well, typically lawn mowers have some proper sucking power, so technically you could just mow all the pens again until they‘re all sucked up.

[@casparvoncampenhausen5249]

Not a bad idea

[@dariadaniellemusic]

I love how the chaotic energy keeps getting thrown at us throughout the sponsor part 😂

[@eden-t]

"mowing 300 pens" pens get destroyed "that is not what I thought would happen" ...

[@pennortley1486]

I hope you and your family is doing well during quarantine and not struggling through it♥️and hopefully your feeling safe and healthy Im a mobile player struggling to hit 300 subs on yt and it is my dream if you don’t want to help me out a bit you totally don’t have to don’t sweat it but thank you so much if you do...

[@r.healies]

D-dude. No one cares about your sub count

[@mattiasgeary6500]

The pens didn’t all break, he didn’t think they would launch

[@Zaccccc]

S9 Your mom Is a qt kzbin.info/www/bejne/eH24nJqIdt6SjNE

[@CTcuber4K]

@@pennortley1486 "I hope you are all doing well during quarantine"... Proceeds to ask for subs

[@Bretzel81]

To Mum, They did clean up after themselves and no one got hurt so it was worth it in my mind. Your boys did something not many people had the courage to do be proud of them.

[@pekkause]

Hey Fairbairns mom, if you see this comment, I would just want to tell you that this video was worth it all, and made my day.

[@AG-gi2mg]

I feel like this video is a visual representation of my life: doing stupid shit, immediately regretting it

[@ashamansedai]

*"I'm not supposed to be within 100 metres actually"*

[@zedekiahcarr1313]

Dear mother fairbairn, This was a life changing experience that I will NEVER forget in my life and a great idea. Love you, from me. :)

[@tomytb1703]

Ah yes... Mowing pens The best way to farewell to a mate, Classic

[@jasonspek404]

I love you guys. it’s like middle schooler energy carried into adulthood

[@Antikia]

"Our local highschool. I never went there but -" that got me real good xD

[@SafeJourneyofLife]

The video is partly about mowing (it doesn't matter that pens were involved, lol). The sponsor of the video takes care of grooming needs. So, the message today is basically about keeping both ourselves and our surroundings clean😏. In conclusion, Mrs Fairbairn, this was a worthwhile idea 😁.

[@eisvogel.1481]

"you can't vacuume lawn" * vakuumes lawn a few seconds later* xD

[@yacobsentance6507]

I think why I enjoy your videos so much is because it reminds me of the random stuff me and my friends would do for a laugh, except we didn’t film it, youtube and easy to get good camera wasn’t really a thing.

[@nonamecatter]

What I mean when I say “boys will be boys”, and nothing else.

[@Reactor10k]

*breaks the lawnmower* “We need to fix this!” *breaks the vacuum*

[@ishbuiltit]

RIP darcy, we will miss you for 3 WHOLE DAYS Ps: To your Mother, it was a good idea probably

[@brookmoulder3785]

*Taking a whole trip just to appreciate Darcy* *Makes him sit in the back*

[@jeneticsclan4554]

God when he sees the title: why did I make these kids 🤦‍♂️

[@Melody_3x2]

Otherwise we wouldn't have such quality content

[@zainkhanar5132]

I love seeing an upload from you guys, its been boring lately but when I see a new video it makes me feel so good. Thanks boys for the fun.

[@isaacteo5355]

Next up: mowing 53 ZOOPER DOOPERS

[@beng8594]

Dear mama Fairbairn, this was indeed a worthwhile idea. How else are they supposed to say goodbye to their favorite stepbrother ever? With love a concerned, yet entertained fan.

[@ezza7218]

I remember it like it was yesterday…it was yesterday but I’ll still miss it - Arnold

[@jameso1594]

So glad to see Darcy look after his mates and stopping a potentially dangerous situation from unfolding by reminding him what a vacuum can do to your eye. I was thinking it! so glad he said it!

[@BarneyGumbl3]

Darcy: Dont let it suck your eyeball, it'll pull your f****n eyeball out of your head Jaxon: *Immediately goes to put vacuum on his eye*

[@Fluro-Shorts]

Farewell Darcie :( You will be remembered! :( We hope you have a great holiday!! :)

[@zachariahval7621]

Absolutely Nobody: Fairbairn films: how many different things can we mow over?

[@Flamableninja]

I will never not love you guys. Every time "Why did we do that?!?!" Lmaoooo

[@Swapnil638]

"Oi, I'm leaving for the weekend." - "Let's make a video."

[@Ronfost89]

"I didn't think about what would happen afterwards" Was one of my most used quotes back in the day.

[@gingergamer3270]

Lachlan: " you thought of this idea." Jaxon: "but I didn't think you were gonna..."

[@memyselfandpeoples2]

"He didn't make any friends, but he still cried when it was time to go"

[@ew8388]

at first i thought they were sponsored by the pens they were mowing.

[@officialsubway7707]

I’ve been watching you guys for 8 years already, time goes by fast

[@conmcdon]

When I saw the title, I thought "pen" was Australian slang for "back yard."

[@Max-wp1ob]

this was extremely worthwhile and entertaining, we will miss you Darcy

[@thatanxiouschild1182]

He’s coming back next month😂

[@Max-wp1ob]

@@thatanxiouschild1182 Ik I was joking

[@thatanxiouschild1182]

@@Max-wp1ob ohh sorry🤦‍♂️

[@marcberm]

It was at least a Woolworthwhile idea.

[@soggi_pancakes9860]

This channel will never run out of ideas

[@0Iive]

“Don’t let it suck your eye ball” “Really? “ “It’ll pull your foocking eyeball out your head” “It will not “ “It will “ Lmao 😂

[@mdem5059]

I love the classic old school youtube content.

[@BlogManiac64]

imagine being a bug in their backyard...

[@hibum2199]

Dang. I'm really glad I saw you guys mow those pens. Really moved me.

[@blueash5959]

Imagine what they'd do if Darcy was leaving for a week 😂

[@noahpurdy3118]

Now this is the quality content I subscribed for

[@MANA98]

JC they made it seem like Darcy was gonna be away for months/years 😂 i literally watch these videos for him i would've kms 😭

[@jeremypovs9841]

Theres nothing more happier than making fresh memories with the boys

[@milkman9038]

Fair well Darcy🙏

[@ElMayo19]

Ms Fairbairn, this was truly worthy idea. Thank you!

[@P0Pdart]

0:52 oh thats so weird to see, I live in New Zealand and "Woolworths" in out country is called "Countdown". Gotta admit, you Aussies have it much better when it comes down to the name of a supermarket. Logo is the same in our country though.

[@apocalypsepreventionagency]

Yeah 'Countdown' is a pretty ominous name- what are they counting down to, the apocalypse?

[@VietNguyen-kq4fn]

It's pretty much the same! I've been to both, was surprised the New Zealand logo wasnt more of the letter C instead of the W for woolies.

[@heyitsgabs21]

i learnt that nz calls it countdown when i did an assignment on Woolworths Group stocks, and i just looked at it and thought: why?

[@PiousMoltar]

I'm from England, and Woolworth's went out of business, and Countdown is a TV game show about letters and numbers.

[@heyitsgabs21]

@@PiousMoltar and we call that letters and numbers or numbers and letters here

[@taurus_says_hi8404]

Mother Fairbairn, this was a worthwhile idea because it cured my depressive episode.

[@maxturner5666]

I want to see the American to Australian ratio like for Australia and reply for america

[@arielgreen1122]

I'm from Europe

[@TURTLEMAN]

Ur,umbrella

[@casparvoncampenhausen5249]

Europe

[@romangeneral23]

American here

[@kameronpan2939]

Dual citizen of America *and* Australia here

[@soupervisor]

Her: he's probably cheating on me rn Him with the boys:

[@tobydawson6656]

What’s going to happen to save with Jamie

[@Siberius-]

I love that they're now unironically vacuuming the lawn.

[@bigbrainuni8648]

somehow mowing pens looks fun and satisfying

[@pennortley1486]

I hope you and your family is doing well during quarantine and not struggling through it♥️and hopefully your feeling safe and healthy Im a mobile player struggling to hit 300 subs on yt and it is my dream if you don’t want to help me out a bit you totally don’t have to don’t sweat it but thank you so much if you do...

[@Zaccccc]

S9 Your mom Is a qt kzbin.info/www/bejne/eH24nJqIdt6SjNE

[@darthlees8582]

Yes

[@IllShivyou]

Ok

[@weepyllama]

5:26 Lachlan: "You can't vacuum lawn. I know we've memed about it before but yo-you can't...or can you? *cuts to Lachlan vacuuming the lawn* "

[@chocolateboigg3979]

Me: sees them go in a store with no mask. Also me: wait that’s illegal

[@lesleybarklay798]

Not in Australia, it's not.

[@louislouislouis28]

It is in Victoria

[@lesleybarklay798]

@@louislouislouis28 Aren't they in SA?

[@itsnicole11]

We’re all going to miss you Darcy. At least Arnold will still be around

[@mrbreadsjdnvjri]

4:29 *Y o u r w e l c o m e*

[@danielkreitmeier22]

If someone told me I should come up with a stupid idea i would never in a million years think of that shit. Love ya

[@ericpeterson9933]

I got legitimately emotional hearing Darcy was leaving, now I feel BETRAYED

[@Lucas-ck1po]

This was the only time i watched the whole Dollar Shave Club add in my life