Mowing the Carpet

[@stragglypie1038]

The highly anticipated sequel to “vacuuming the lawn”

[@yoshikagekira3710]

Or the prequel sweeping the snow

[@dumpster9048]

I JUST watched that vid

[@Nuggetlol-gu1vz]

No u -brawl stars yes sir

[@aarohyotylainen5101]

That was the point of this video

[@annonymous6827]

@@yoshikagekira3710 that's actually been done kzbin.info/www/bejne/mqCoooiee86EiZY

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

I want to see them chop a tree down with a flamethrower next time

[@ziq9250]

Ok

[@aidenparkhurst1191]

Stop following me

[@DickKick]

I tried that in the Amazon a while back, didn't work out too great.

[@dailydoseof6252]

Dick Kickem wait wat

[@takashimizutani1808]

Ur late bro don't u have notifications on for this channel?

[@Riwelleth]

Mom Fairbairn is seriously the coolest person ever.

[@loseroncrack966]

*mum

[@audreydoyle5268]

*mum*

[@ashleymachado5146]

*mumther

[@jaylianos8743]

And the only fairbairn who can start a lawnmower 😂

[@demetrius7266]

10/10 bud if I make it to australia... I'd cook here a decent steak cuz aussies don't know how

[@AB-bd5sb]

Next vids gonna be something like "folding the dishes" at this rate

[@ZelnotaStan]

I hope they fold some paper plates and put them in their cupboard.

[@wyawe6491]

Washing the door

[@kyrav.6920]

Genetically modifying the dog

[@JustSumChillAlien]

Washing dirt to clean the dirt from the dirt

[@AB-bd5sb]

@@musa_adeel ironing the plants

[@madiehughes]

"this might be the most durable textile I've ever come across in my life"

[@kfcchicken6438]

@God oh s-

[@madiehughes]

@God oof

[@tortron]

Boom I'm 800

[@yorn2577]

@God oh God , its God

[@nickynotnikki5043]

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[@artemkatelnytskyi]

I like how Jaxon questions absolutely nothing when he is asked to mown the carpet

[@untamedraven7455]

@@belled395 what is your problem

[@untamedraven7455]

@@belled395 I'm sorry I didn't know what was going on

[@maheshwarr8794]

Bruh moment...

[@gcqen5ucw1x2bgev]

*mow

[@shockingapparel]

Don’t we all hate when the carpet grows just that bit too long.

[@tajhunter3415]

Pee Pee Poo Poo

[@love_lauren]

all the damn time. just a wee bit too long smh

[@clutchles8412]

Yes we hate it

[@littlechrisyy9635]

It’s only been 3 hours and this comment. Has 892 likes

[@JonBow_]

I went on vacation and when I came back my carpet was like 37 cm high

[@hallewatt679]

I love how their mum is just casually doing the laundry while they chop a carpet with gardening tools

[@MrHitTheRoadJack]

Mom comes home Jaxon: "I'm thinking we still do it" Absolute legend Edit: I made this post 2 years ago. Stop telling me it's mum. I know!

[@bellad5968]

first the oven song, now this...australians really are the masters of when mama isn't home

[@aidenwirta8518]

Mum*

[@Stuffthatsfunny1]

Love that Darcy was the first to run when he saw her coming home even though it's not his mum

[@vex6517]

@@Stuffthatsfunny1 oh, I'd be way more scared of getting in trouble of it was my friends mum instead of mine.

[@timbohouston]

Yeeeeeaxh 😆

[@KyzyTemp]

darcy is very polite. When you head over to your mates house and wanna do cool shit, but also want to abide by the parents rules

[@braydenotto9757]

I like how their mum is just a straight up boss, comes home and swears at them then starts the lawnmower when Jackson can't. (Also wear some shoes mate)

[@kieranodonnell640]

He needs shoes

[@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun]

The next video would probably be "The Man With The Really Short Legs"

[@FairbairnFilms]

It will be

[@kpopske]

Fairbairn Films *noice

[@garythesnail8863]

Fairbairn Films *noice

[@bodacious9885]

Fairbairn Films *noice

[@seventeen777]

Fairbairn Films *noice

[@frazerparker2297]

So now we have mowing the carpet and vacuuming the lawn. PERFECT

[@bradymeehan951]

Why is this top comment

[@summerwinterfall]

leroy W cuz it’s the only reply

[@icybear21]

10/10

[@tsundre]

The cycle is complete

[@RedzeeTV]

We need mopping the concrete

[@alicat7633]

This Entire channel is The perfect example of what people should say boys will be boys about

[@simobechmak5066]

yes all that's left out of the channel is fighting

[@Domihork]

@@simobechmak5066 That was probably the point of the original comment...

[@simobechmak5066]

@@Domihork which is exactly the reason i pointed out that it is missing and that it isn't necessary negative or toxic. cheers

[@gilflannigan3910]

Not funny

[@MSKofAlexandria]

@@gilflannigan3910 so what?

[@minnie6598]

Darcy freaking out cause he doesn’t wanna get in trouble is so cute ahahhaa

[@danielcrimp]

"we were gonna do it before you got here, so you might as well let us." IM DYING

[@theyearwas1473]

Easily one of their best moments

[@BubbaDbaby]

Love how it started off as a skit and then just mayhem

[@RiffRaffMama.]

Lachlan/Darcy: "That's a bad idea/That's the neighbours..." Jaxon: "Pardon?" (lobs carpet over fence) Me: Crying so hard I can't breathe.

[@miki957]

I started choking i was laughing so hard

[@Oopy_Doopy]

I was watching thus again while reading comments and I read this as it happened XD

[@elciamh]

On a side note: they have a really cool mum

[@joeyphaahla]

Everyone has.

[@Maggpiee]

@@joeyphaahla no

[@Masada1911]

Yeah they do

[@futureshock382]

@@joeyphaahla I do not 😢 t. SEAsia

[@emberlite]

You can tell that their mom has dealt with their shenanigans for so long that she is nearly indifferent to what they're doing this time 🤣

[@michellewright510]

Mum*

[@Divide259]

"i'm sittin' ... standing, sorry" 😂😂

[@laurapowell9337]

Lachlan: "this might be the most durable textile I've ever come across in my life" Jaxon: yeets durable textile over fence

[@bladiebloe767]

Yup we’ve seen the video too

[@jojsen]

bladiebloe767 lmfao brilliant

[@nottaibo]

"You don't have thumbs" That's all I needed to hear.

[@vzvdm]

2:27 Lachlan: “Oww, my thumb!” Jackson: (dismissively )“You don’t have thumbs”

[@evilstirfry]

Not anymore 😂

[@ryanm.191]

“We were gonna do it anyways might as well let us do it” That is... flawless logic

[@sapphire7498]

i don't know if this was the best or worst 6 minutes of my life

[@jazzadieu]

OK

[@albriengoldenbrush6328]

This is the best of worst 6 minutes of your life.

[@SkippyZii]

@@albriengoldenbrush6328 The Berst*

[@MrCosmicCabbage]

SkippyZii yup

[@SxVaNm345]

Either way, it ends with the letters 'st'.

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

Jaxon was more suspicious acting leaning against the door than the people who try to sneak out of my woods with a cast of my footprints

[@icybear21]

tru

[@krrtzy]

How to vacuum the lawn How to mow the carpet What’s next how to sweep your bed

[@sapphire7498]

I would actually like to see that

[@jajankenanims5409]

Mop the bed

[@ttokie7515]

Carpeting the lawn

[@pandex1013]

shh ur giving them ideas

[@salsafeynix]

And then how to make your floor

[@karenignacio]

I can feel Darcy's anger when the boys dont let him talk

[@thelambsauce7307]

I cant

[@michellewright510]

@@thelambsauce7307 where’s the lamb sauce!?!?

[@garthvader5414]

“Carpet’s getting a bit long.” -Lachlan Fairbairn

[@backyardfruitorchard3497]

The fact that Darcy is terrified of their mum and he isn’t even in the family is just- Edit: Ahem Jaxon and Lachlan when ARE YOU ADOPTING DARCY

[@user-zg5ey5xo9i]

It's just normal.

[@jotomato]

It’s someone’s house of course you would not be a dick

[@BellumCarroll]

He's a guest in Her home... Don't need adopting, just shows Darcy was raised right. Good man.

[@drumboarder1]

I always hated bothering friends parents but never gave a shit with mine, pretty sure it's the norm

[@semzz7769]

I mean its the same my mates mom she dosent treat me as a guest but more like family and so if me and my mate fuck up we both get equal amount of beats and vice versa with my mom.

[@simonrokeby8583]

Got to sell shirts that say “this has got to be the most durable textile”

[@jackbingham792]

Mum: don’t forget to sweep the roof btw

[@rumaysa9649]

“There’s the garage door” Me and my sibilings: *agressively finish the chores in thirty seconds*

[@RiffRaffMama.]

They do a video on just that lol. It's called "when mum is coming home in two minutes" or something like that. It's actually the first video of theirs I watched.

[@6packbanana61]

@@RiffRaffMama. bro same

[@louiel4449]

I live in Australia and I can confirm Lachlan and Jackso are the most Australian names ever

[@lambsauce8031]

1. Same 2. True

[@louiel4449]

THE Lamb sauce, wow Gordon still looking for you?😈😈😈

[@lambsauce8031]

@@louiel4449 yeah I ran away to Australia don’t tell him I’m here

[@louiel4449]

@@lambsauce8031 Good luck and may the thrill of the chase be with you

[@lambsauce8031]

@@louiel4449 thank you “Louie L”

[@akshithnarayanan7917]

Y'all going insane is the only thing keeping me sane this quarantine.

[@coolpenguin5579]

So true

[@doloreshummingbird9413]

I love how Darcy is more scared of Mum Fairbairn then Lauchlan and Jaxon, and he’s more considerate of the neighbours 😂

[@OnlySamCan]

I love the genuineness of this KZbin channel it’s so refreshing

[@hunterdarkt9923]

the funniest part has to be them freaking out when their mum came home

[@jadesmith1297]

"AH MY THUMBS" "you dont have thumbs" 🤣🤣🤣

[@NghiaNguyen-hq2im]

Yeah well not anymore

[@floofyhorseo3782]

"AHH MY THUMB" *you don't have thumbs*

[@calebhannila4725]

All Aussie’s must agree that we all mow the carpet👌

[@MrPaddy5526]

if you don't mow it, it will grow and try to kill you. Tough life down there

[@tortron]

As a kiwi we definitely do, what with gardens being illegal

[@Vintoneuler]

*Everyone:* What has this channel become?!! *Jaxson:* Please stand by

[@jimmyrecard6021]

what

[@Terraloper]

Jaxson

[@jpting_]

These three are literally Chaotic Good, Neutral, and Evil, all under one roof

[@soggyrat3395]

Just imagine them goin round then asking their neighbour if they could have their wet rug back

[@SaltAndFries]

I wonder how this would have turned out if their mom didn't show up?

[@mahir7h]

Died of carbon monoxide poisoning?

[@saintazepam]

Terribly

[@KingBigBabyJesus]

They'd still be trying to start the mower

[@Adib-MAY]

Wotoshiwo mate?

[@Aaron-iv8hg]

finally some relatable content on this platform

[@Helpmereachsubscriberswi-gt2gu]

This channel is getting more and more cursed by the day

[@bradmeh7930]

And I love it

[@carlosoldenburg8349]

bruh why do people comment this every vid lmao

[@321findus]

*blessed

[@billymitchell3569]

Wow, so original

[@hamikierrr]

This is a very unoriginal comment but it always applies

[@RiffRaffMama.]

I keep coming back for the bit where Jaxon tosses the rug over the fence. Cracks me up every time. I must have watched it a dozen times. Never grows old.

[@ThefadedY]

Love how the mum had to start the lawn mower lol

[@VisionRacingLeague]

Darcy: Yh just let me talk please actually... underrated person

[@jasiahh8174]

this whole channel feels like a fever dream

[@by-oo4yn]

"YEah jUst leT Me tAlk pLeaSe"

[@feuilletoniste]

Sending a big hug to your mum - I reckon she’s earned it! I hope you get her to relax and put her feet up with a nice cuppa and a piece of chocolate cake when you’ve been up to shenanigans and have more than the usual chaos to clean up…

[@solomeen6512]

"you cant just throw your wet rug over the fence its 2020"

[@ziq9250]

Cant wait for "Watching the sofa" and "Relaxing on the TV" prequel

[@isaacteo5355]

I like how they film stuff that they’re not supposed to be doing and their reaction when mum comes home XD

[@3vercent]

"You can't just throw your wet rug over the fence, Jackson."

[@laurenelliott5701]

"it's 2020"

[@CarstenReg]

Jaxon

[@Bagofnowt]

I like how their mum's objection wasn't to mowing the carpet, it was to doing it inside

[@Is__c]

Legends say the carpet is still growing to this day

[@Jireninyourrecommendations]

So this is what this channel has become now huh?

[@gabbydrankwater6854]

Jiren in your recommendations aye hi

[@p4m209]

I think they got it from a comment

[@silvahedgehog]

You’re like the new Justin y but the old just a guy without a mustache

[@lachlanpeach9010]

I swear I see U every where

[@rb8687]

*AH MY THUMBS* you don't have thumbs *countinues chopping away with no care*

[@danieljohnston3361]

Lachlan: “Jaxon we asked you to mow the carpet” Jaxon: “heh”

[@moistfire8923]

his name is jaxon but okay

[@danieljohnston3361]

MoistFire my bad

[@HoangAnh-jk9pl]

You changed the second jaxon but you didn't change the first one

[@nerahm249]

This is by far the most Fairbairn film to ever be filmed by the Fairbairn filmmakers at Fairbairn Films.

[@minalwahid4563]

fun fact for you . My grandfather who had Alzheimer's did this because he thought he was outside. sad but true

[@Jawsh42069]

Yea nah doubt

[@DonMomotaro]

Lol

[@isaacteo5355]

Who else enjoys videos of them just messing around and being themselves?

[@thosechocolatebrowneyes]

me 😂

[@tomcooney183]

The absolute spanner in the works of their mum coming home had me in tears

[@rehenayesmin6126]

Big mistake: you're supposed to keep your mower inside and your vaccum outside

[@who.lou_lou]

As a mum, all these shenanigans stress me out. 😂 Your mother is a Saint. 🙌🏻💕

their mum is an absolute legend, holy shit

[@Lucabistrong]

I love how they censor Jaxon when he curses but not when their mom curses

[@valeriehenze2878]

Moms have a special authorization for stuff like this

[@pitmezzari2873]

That's what I call authority.

[@JustSumChillAlien]

She has the M pass

[@jnuy764]

She has the F word pass 🤣

[@miko6161]

Nobody: Fairbairn: making everyone’s quarantine better

[@somerandombloke4101]

Us Aussie not really in quarantine m8

[@Olidixon64]

AussieShitHead114 yeah

[@BaelyX]

No one This high commenting on every KZbinrs videos to self promote

[@ryleyo7675]

Bot. They are using an algorithm to get subs and likes.

[@miko6161]

Baely this high?? Nice english😂😂

[@darcoz3028]

America: dude perfect Australia: m8 awesome

[@cheetaro8657]

I think the pool needs a bit of a wippersnip as well.

[@heathercook2915]

One of the funniest vids you've ever made. "just let me talk please actually" 😂😂😂

[@laurynalbertini5188]

“Ah my thumb” “YOU DON’T HAVE THUMBS” I died😂

[@valee-3667]

3:28 "u cRaZy" It's just a candle.

[@jazminanderson4232]

The anxiety I felt when: 1) your mum came home 2) when the rug was about to be mowed Was too real

[@ashleeway7825]

Jazmin Anderson when jaxson threw the candle

[@jessecollinson2258]

Can we just appreciate how much weight jaxon has lost

[@boxfortnn7712]

True

[@thurston383]

Didn’t recognise him

[@zacmorri]

You guys are more entertaining than Logan Paul and David Dobrik

[@wyattg.3767]

That’s not a very high bar

[@wishesandbennett2372]

Logan paul and david dobrik suck

[@VOLAIRE]

What’s next? Mopping the driveway?!

[@trumpisverysmart1016]

Don't give them any ideas

[@moment.of.claireity9467]

Trump Is Very Smart 101% Lol I was about to say the same thing!

[@DarcyAhrns]

could mop the ceiling

[@Catherinzsl]

Mowing the ceiling!

[@jett2451]

Then hosing the kitchen

[@chapterchatter]

This video is an absolute masterpiece.

[@noshit31]

Modern day classic

[@doublearon1073]

2 years ago: How to be attractive to men Most recent video: Mowing the carpet

[@danasyl7240]

First and last fairbarn's video I saw

[@ndn5656]

@@danasyl7240 But why

[@nickbenz5281]

Anyone else just rewatching these videos like 50 times?

[@jontunator]

I like these types of videos. Just vibing

[@garythesnail8863]

Didn’t even trim the walls smh 0/10 would not hire this company again

[@renoalkonga2619]

"Can we do this?" "Outside in the garage." "We're just gonna do it here." "NOY"

[@RemoteBirch5]

“This is a fairbairn film” got me laughin

[@BunzJackson]

I enjoyed this video way more than I would have thought for how little carpet mowing there was percentage wise.

[@elzChuey]

I love how chilled your guys mum was about the whole situation, like you always do shit like that all the time

[@Kiwiohkiwi]

Lachlan: "OOOOH MY THUUMMBB" Jaxon: "you don't have thumb" 👁️👄👁️

[@foofightfox]

Nobody: Literally Everybody: Fairbairn Bros : "Well Looks like the carpet needs a good mow today...”

[@igitha..._]

Hasn't everyone else's carpet grown many inches during lockdown?

[@foofightfox]

@@igitha..._ Yes it has in fact

[@PabloProduces]

This is the best channel I've seen in awhile

[@doodoodoo3151]

2:48 Jaxon looks like he's just skinned a rabbit

[@Onewiththestud]

love darcys playing of the mower

[@adiversehoe8181]

Darcy is me as when my friends are chaotic in their own homes. The good kid.

[@bambo805]

I died when he threw the rug over the fence😂😂

[@RiffRaffMama.]

I keep coming back here just to watch that part. It cracks me up every time.

[@annaaldrin]

Lachlan: Ow my thumb!!! Jaxon: yOu DoNT haVE a THumB

[@RiffRaffMama.]

Can't stop watching this one. Jaxon is on fire in this video.

[@dazbalz]

Never seen a mother and her children, swearing together, It's amazing