Mr. Deeds: How About a Billion Dollars? (John Turturro, Adam Sandler Scene)

[@BrodyTowner]

How about a billion dollars? "Allright" best line in the whole movie

[@Handlethis81637]

Done

[@nothanks5220]

Nahhhh, best line in the movie was "Did you use foul language in front of a lady?" "No Daddy, Nooooooooo" 😂😂

[@disturbedpyro4511]

@@nothanks5220yep! That’s the funniest scene in the movie “ I’ll remind Kevin where he comes from!” I love how you can hear him getting his ass kicked over the phone!😂😂😂

[@nickmiller9910]

*alright

[@SmileyFace123Lolz]

It's so casual 😂

[@ivanhernandez8070]

40 billion dollars and inhuman speed. He truly has it all.

[@Off-with-a-bang]

Don't forget he's also a good dancer. I mean just look at those moves! 😂

[@ryk1265]

$39 billion, he just gave Deeds $1 billion without batting an eyelash!

[@crom1701]

It's not speed. It's the sneaky.

[@richardjones1988]

He is very sneaky sir.

[@QuesadillaJay]

He’s Batman

[@xdrstevox7805]

I love Reuben's excitement for Emilio "DAS YO MONEY!!" *stands on his chair* 🤣

[@claymathewselevator8121]

Reuben is hilarious in all his scenes no matter how brief they are 😂

[@SlideIX]

Real bro’s feel nothing but joy for their friends good fortune

[@disturbedpyro4511]

@@claymathewselevator8121it’s JB Smoove of course he’s funny. He’s hilarious in everything he’s in.

[@disturbedpyro4511]

@@SlideIXthat’s the sign of a good person, they’re not even friends, just coworkers and Reuben is happy for Emilio. That’s awesome!

[@scartee13]

That’s a hype man right there!

[@SOAP1000]

The quick move to the podium never gets old.

[@jonnyd9351]

It feels like they were going to film something in between but realised it was funny.

[@PartStupid]

He's very very sneaky.

[@krzymajik]

he is very very sneaky!

[@DanielAppleton-lr9eq]

@@krzymajik Emilio was trained by ninjas, obviously.....

[@PyramidHead6]

I have seen the movie dozens of times, and nver noticed it until you pointed it out. Awesome.

[@kcoppa]

I love that this movie just casually has a character that can teleport and we all accept it! 🤣

[@DragonSt3alth]

I am very very sneaky

[@Notbatman374]

I fear you underestimate de sneakiness sir

[@Off-with-a-bang]

At least he uses his powers of sneakiness for good,like demanding to change one's socks 😂

[@coloradolove7957]

He doesn't teleport.... He's.... Very very sneaky sir.

[@coloradolove7957]

It's all in the socks.

[@The2KXperience]

"How about a billion dollars?" "I mean, I _guess_ that's fine. If you _insist_ then I suppose I _have_ to take it."

[@Christizm]

Lol haha I wouldn’t hesitate I be jumping up and down means I never gotta work and an do whateva I like for rest my life

[@rivlasdezerai]

@@Christizm Except Deeds bought a Ferrari for every person in his hometown, but he might have had a little left over, lol.

[@chocolatedrawels]

@@rivlasdezerai think it was a small town. He probably could’ve bought 300 Ferraris without breaking $100mil would still have $900mil left. A billion is a thousand millions lol and you could buy 2 or 3 Ferraris with just one of those millions😂

[@ramossaenz]

@@chocolatedrawels actually in USA a billion is a thousand millions... still a hefty amount left after the ferraries

[@chocolatedrawels]

@@ramossaenz thank you for pointing out such a mistake😭

[@0megacron]

Chuck underestimated the sneakiness. Very, very sneaky.

[@cokemaniac1]

Now that you mention it. It’d have also been hilarious even he knew the 40b$ was his the whole time and he revealed it himself. Very sneaky!

[@bryanalexander7571]

40 billion dollars and he can vanish and reappear at will. ...He's Batman 😲

[@r0bw00d]

Close. More like Zorro.

[@JoshuaMcDaniel-sv1bo]

Funny he’s actually carmine falcone in the Batman

[@geraldbelak9112]

What if Bruce Wayne is just an Alternate Identity name?

[@claymathewselevator8121]

He was in The Batman 😂

[@vinny5727]

I love how before they even do the DNA test to confirm this is true they just drag that guy out of the room Lmaoo

[@firstnamelastname8323]

The dna test was done and confirmed before he got to the podium.

[@Figs3]

I mean that guy REALLY sucked.

[@vinny5727]

@@Figs3 Lmfaoo

[@josephfootball8446]

I bet your fun at parties

[@AfrewSpines]

@@josephfootball8446 *you’re

[@joejackson4202]

An absolutely heart warming film. Adam Sandler is brilliant.

[@no1guy825]

ok, lets not get carried away. brilliant, lol

[@t.c.v.t.]

He just modernizes classic older films. Smart and safe business move but still not brillant.

[@Tornado1994]

@@t.c.v.t. The Original 1936 Mr Deeds Goes to Town was a Commercial flop and had a VERY small Cult Following for decades until Sander's 2002 Spin on it.

[@t.c.v.t.]

@@Tornado1994 so what I said is still true. Just because it was a flop financially doesn't mean it's still not a classic you said yourself it had a cult following. Also compared to most modern films these are Classics they were from the beginning era of movies when story lines were fresh and new so what I'm saying is a lot of movies take the skeleton of other movies from the past that were written well. Another one off the top of my head is rat race. Another classic film with just a new face on it. So as I said it's not as if he's brilliant, but yes a smart businessman it's like Disney rehashing old fairy tales you already know it's a good story it's written well so you just give it modern details.

[@jeffn4836]

Winona Ryder telling Adam she stole it for good reasons, is hilarious beaded on her kleptomaniac past.

[@carlosvaldezjr4156]

Bahahaha so true

[@VirtualSingingTelegrams]

Hadn't thought of that, but that is pretty funny.

[@j1sjr]

I heard that Heather Vandergeld tried to pull a Winona and was caught by Saks security cameras..

[@Kaboomboo]

This movie was released the year that happened.

[@Abe90335]

That shoplifting incident I believe occurred after she was done filming her parts in this movie, still funny 😆 tho.

[@ashleywilliams1060]

The fireplace poker to Deed's foot left me crying on the floor. Too funny.

[@GalenNight]

His teleporting joke is pretty funny

[@kurtdewittphoto]

He is very sneaky.

[@fortminor85]

@@kurtdewittphoto He is very VERY sneaky Sir

[@someone-cz9fc]

You underestimate the sneakiness

[@AFloridaSon]

This is one of Sandler's absolute best movies. And I've had a fan crush on Winona ever since Beetlejuice came out.

[@Konz115rd]

How Emilio was just chilling, after his birthday, and his mother was mentioned. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@maximillianosaben]

I'm such a a schmutz, this scene gets me emotional. Sandler movies can be so gosh darn stupid, but still hit some emotional peaks.

[@borislav6561]

you're not alone. it be weird if you didn't get emotional to this heartwarming moment. I'm not a big Adam Sandler fan, but he's got some good scenes. I have nothing bad to say about Big Daddy for example.

[@spencergsmith]

@@borislav6561Big Daddy always makes me tear up when Julian “But I wipe my own ass!”

[@FoolishForm]

J.b smoove always gets me. That’s your Money! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Off-with-a-bang]

I'm very,very sneaky" To this day that line always gets a good laugh out of me,especially when he just appears so quickly like if he's some sort of phantom with blinding speed 😂

[@katsu_papi]

i see what you did there...lol

[@andrewroberts7428]

john turturro is such an amazingly brilliant actor

[@samuelvincent557]

If you've never seen him in Brain Donors, you should. It's a fantastic, and extraordinarily silly remake of an old Three Stooges movie, A Night At The Opera.

[@franzerfe9538]

From Transformers Movie

[@brydc0ck31]

He sure is.

[@Tornado1994]

@@brydc0ck31 Barton Fink.

[@zardos13]

When someone gives you a Billion Dollars, you say Yes Thank You!

[@southside3119]

Why? If someone randomly gave me a billion dollars I'd ask why me and if they said why not then I'd say thank you

[@marshall0792]

You obviously didn’t watch the movie. Deeds was a selfless man who didn’t want anything. He was planning on selling his shares anyway until he found out the new bosses where going to lay off a bunch of workers. He felt bad for the workers so he decided to fight for ownership of the company to save all the employees. That’s when this scene takes place. He didn’t want any money, he wanted everyone to be happy. But he got the money anyways so he say, Alright.

[@Mhats]

ever hear of loan sharks

[@dagameplayer]

@@marshall0792 Yeah, and then when he got the money he proceeded to share his with everyone in his small town. Says a lot about him.

[@hardwirecars]

@@southside3119 i dont give a shit if you stole that money from ft god damn knox im saying thanks bye

[@pleasemane]

Berta! Sad she has passed away! Her line crack me up!

[@Plathismo]

There's never been a more beautiful actress than Winona Ryder.

[@fuzztsimmers3415]

There easily are.

[@brydc0ck31]

You got that right.

[@NNMAGE13]

I love that Preston kept his son as an employee but never told him why 😢

[@Darksolar7]

2:39 lmaooo the teleportation “whoosh” sound effect 🤣🤣🤣 💀

[@VivaLaDnDLogs]

I'll always love this ending. No one deserved that money more than Emilio.

[@Savenmi]

You should give those security guards a raise for such a quick arrest 2:48

[@ruscopcoltrain]

They had to have been trained by Emilio. They are very sneaky. Don't underestimate them.

[@Zocion]

almost as impressive as mr ventriloquist shouting "you cant fire me" without moving his lips

[@StarWarsMoments]

More likely fired for manhandling their boss about 3 years too early. The civil suits used to put the money back where it's supposed to be would have taken that long.

[@Poshriel]

Reminds me of the security in Head of State.

[@AveSicarius]

​@@StarWarsMoments Doesn't make such a good ending to a fictional narrative though, does it? And they mostly got what they wanted is a better outcome in this sort of film than "it took several years to resolve the matter in court, by which time the company had been sold, gutted, and the net worth of the inheritance was significantly less due to the vultures picking at the remains".

[@TheeSocialPariah]

Been awhile, I forgot how good this movie was. Now I gotta go watch it.

[@jayroi1814]

This was a horrible movie

[@AlastorsShadowDemon]

@@jayroi1814 Horrible but entertaining.

[@Noold]

very very sneaky.

[@EJA5389]

Me too!! Lol “Press-Tone”

[@DragonSt3alth]

MY BACK HURTS!

[@thlee3]

Sandler so many feel good movies that are part of my youth

[@JasonWalkerJamaica]

“You’re crazy! Your ankles are beautiful!” - underrated line

[@rumpwrangler1102]

He has held them up many times

[@johnnolaniii652]

And you still Managed to mess it up

[@brandoncarlton5498]

"You Have Beautiful Ankles" Is What He Says Lol

[@innerlude]

John Turturro steals every scene in this movie. Such a great movie. ❤

[@YanimariOrtiz]

“That is my money AAÆRRĮÍIBBBBAAAA”

[@TreyStylesPro]

one of my favorite Adam Sandler movies, such a fun ride all the way through. A true family movie cause kids looove it

[@paweldudzic9915]

i want to know how many tries it took them to record the line "but tomorrow morning you will let me change your socks" 🤣🤣🤣

[@ZENAphelion]

"I am very sneaky, sir," i love Mr. Deeds such a great movie.

[@trietlam1438]

Preston Blake, lived as he died, literally on top of the world

[@bloodsling]

2:44 he's in the balcony,2:45 the "woosh" of superspeed 2:46 he's at the podium..we underestimated his sneakiness.

[@dak2327]

Deeds better check his pockets for his wallet after that kiss.

[@Ogema-1]

Adam Sandler in real life is the real Mr. Deed. He actually makes films to get his friends exotic location and while he didn't buy everyone a Ferrari, since they are pretty particular about who they sell their cars, he did buy them all pretty expensive cars. Not to mention he been caught on security tapes being quite humble and stories about his kindness are common. Dude really plays himself.

[@calebsoria1777]

Him being his son was a shock and even though the hints were revealed

[@LaminarSound]

This movie is great. Rider is flat gorgeous and a fabulous actress. Turturro is brilliant as ever.

[@gomes2181]

“That is my birthday” always gets me haha

[@userjlj]

you'd think he'd be a little more enthusiastic having been given a billion dollars but that's deeds for you.. 👍

[@ojon12389]

Deeds was already pretty chill when he thought he had 40 billion.

[@ericumali9322]

​@LightlySalted and he tried to give it away too

[@WillBilly425]

He just got the woman he loves. The billion dollars isn't quite as good.

[@joemckim1183]

@@WillBilly425 Winona in her prime is like winning a billion dollars in itself.

[@danielespitia1776]

@@joemckim1183 Not if they have been run through like the Holland Tunnel. If they’re not a virgin, they’re not worth so damn much.

[@rockford016]

"That is my birthday. That is my mother. That is my money. It is my money. That is my MONEY. Arribaaa!".......... then Emilio "teleported" That line and scene never gets old 😆😅

[@kcck2442]

I love how john appears and then disappears.

[@mherre8]

"I am very sneaky sir"

[@kcck2442]

@@mherre8 "every morning i must massage your feet"

[@Off-with-a-bang]

I love that you can hear a Whooshing" sound whenever he teleports from one place to other 😂

[@hakaigonzalez7253]

I was like "wtf?" Then I remembered he teleports.

[@HvyMetal4Ever]

You underestimated the power of his sneakiness.

[@hakaigonzalez7253]

@@HvyMetal4Ever underestimated so much it sneaked out of my memory. 😵😵😵

[@TheNotoriousCheeto]

Wait, so did Emilio give Deeds $1 billion just to get out of being friends with him?

[@somethindarker]

He couldn't spend all that money if he tried. At best he spent a few million buying everyone cars.

[@FiltyIncognito]

Naw he was just sweetening the deal. Friendship + 1 billion.

[@nickmilky3054]

Aren't they brothers though?

[@johnlangdon4080]

@@nickmilky3054 I haven't seen the movie in a while but I think they're cousins, isn't the dead guy his uncle

[@danalvarado147]

For a billion dollars, why ask why?? 😂😂

[@RicoX-17]

The man can teleport, but nobody really talks about it. Deeds was the closest to saying something about it, but then he shrugged it off lmao I love this movie. One of my favorite comedies!

[@michaelcoffman4185]

You sir, you are definitely fired.🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@k_h_nobody]

From "Servant", to Billionaire, instantly!

[@mariogamefreak1]

I love casually he accepted a billion dollars

[@disturbedpyro4511]

“I will do good things! Good things for everyone! Free Flamingo lessons FOR ALL!!” 😂😂😂 that gets me every time

[@Zzyzzyzzs]

Flamenco.

[@disturbedpyro4511]

@@Zzyzzyzzs I know it’s Flamenco. But that’s not what he says, he definitely says Flamingo

[@spikedpsycho2383]

"how about a billion dollars...." "Okay...." man that's a best friend.

[@scottketchie5703]

And cousin

[@MasterAnakinSkyWalker]

Deeds and Emilio literally just found out they are related, and nobody points it out.

[@mandolorion8456]

Winona is so adorable

[@bluebear1985]

After getting all that money, Deeds uses it to buy everyone in Mandrake Falls, NH a red Corvette. I'm willing to bet parking was interesting in that town after that.

[@mikehance6086]

Yep visitors would be like wtf lol 😮

[@Off-with-a-bang]

And yet that would be chump change of what he spent. Considering that's one of those small towns where one runs into someone they know on a daily basis

[@zyancuerdo1615]

I guess the town gonna be nickname corvette central

[@SRose-vp6ew]

Everyone having exactly the same stuff would be depressing even if the same stuff is a red Corvette. Equal government housing for all didn’t exactly make for happy people in Russia, especially once it got old and worn down people realize the government controlling that stuff sucks.

[@licensedprofessional4742]

You don’t mess with the Zohan and nobody can catch Phantom! 😂🎉

[@lysanderwong5705]

😂

[@somos_bandidos4628]

I love how when deeds and babe are making up . Emilio is still going on his firing spree without any second thought .Saying you you . Oh you sir you are definitely fired .

[@zackrice9395]

"Can you believe Deeds bought us all these"

[@matty101yttam]

emilio: "how can i thank you?" deeds: "all i want is your freindship emilio" emilio: "ehhh...how about a billion dollars?" lol deeds must have been a pretty bad person behind the scenes

[@armourggeddon]

2002 - "tomorrow morning you let me change your socks" - a weird quirk 2023 - "tomorrow morning you let me change your socks" - a sexual harassment case

[@MarvNARK]

That's not sexual harassment in any kind

[@beethao9380]

@@MarvNARK it is according to the laws in amerikkka. its unwanted touching. some people get off of changing socks, some from smelling underwear, some from seeing toes, etc.

[@TheFleahost]

All I want is your friendship- and he meant it.

[@TheWestcoastrasta]

Ah c'mon they stopped it at the other best part. Whole town gets Corvettes.🤘😎🏁

[@duomaxwell2293]

and one still can't drive.

[@rabalos21]

Even cooler when Sandler did that in real life to cast from grown ups

[@MintMonte87ACSS312]

And then crazy eyes drives it straight into a tree 😂😂

[@derrickcarlson6609]

They filmed that movie in my town i remember seeing those cars lol

[@Straywalker0420]

I want a friend like Emilio!!

[@davidblue78]

Billionaires are not like Emilio sadly

[@niwempleh]

@@davidblue78 pretty sure that is why he said like Emilio and not like billionaires! Maybe he likes someone changing his socks!

[@Off-with-a-bang]

You'd have a very sneaky friend 😂

[@YanimariOrtiz]

Just watch your feet 💀😂

[@dirtybauer7022]

Adam Sandler is truly the GOAT. Gonna die when he leaves this world.

[@Sasuke_aizen5052]

That man maxed out his stealth an speed abilities lol 😂

[@claymathewselevator8121]

I like that Emilio keeps Anderson around

[@edwardhannah8507]

Damn, Preston pulled an Arnie and knocked up his maid 😆

[@mfleming1201]

I'm surprised at all the comments critiquing Deeds manner when receiving the billion dollars. It's all in his character. He took the gift purely for Emilio's sake as he cares nothing for the money, only his friendship - as he stated If this character was in fact a real person he would be the embodiment of a truely genuine and caring soul and an honor for those of us who know someone like this :)

[@nossenkanter]

The judge when deciding how much to fine Alex Jones:

[@CherylNieves]

I love the Actor John Tuturro

[@ChristianFrates1997]

The opera guy was originally going to say that he wants to sell ice cream.

[@Dustin-j3k]

Lolol thats my money lolol great response

[@norcodaev]

If only real life worked like this🤣

[@Culperrr]

According to my calculations, Deeds now owns 15,125,000 shares or 2.5% of the company.

[@luislopez3726]

1:33 I always thought that was Rob Schneider's mom when she was younger. Because in other movies like: The Animal, and Deuce Bigelow: Male Gigolo, she was older.

[@geraldbelak9112]

My first Son is going to HATE ME! Because he will be Jr. And the second Son will FOR SURE be named Longfellow 😂

[@zombiboy2004]

I got a crush on Winona Ryder when she was in Beetlejuice and I still do

[@JamesS.254]

"All I want is your friendship" well you got more than that he's Family.

[@simongraves8339]

Ah back when films were just fun with messages about being a better person

[@bocagoodtimes1460]

Amen……

[@StarWarsMoments]

A lot of movies are about being a better person, now jackasses like yourself call it "an agenda."

[@tonytony3685]

Adam in the writers room "Ok and one of the characters can teleport" Everyone one "Uhmmm what?!? Adam "JUST DO IT!!!!"

[@Gogeta0110]

Sandler gets a lot of stick for his recent films, but this os the guy who bought us Happy Gilmore, Big Daddy, Zohan, Little Nicky and Waterboy to name a few. Give the guy a break, hes a treasure.

[@P.Whitestrake]

"That is my money! ARIBAAAA!!!" 🕺 This part makes me laugh my butt off! 🤣

[@claimofthrones4955]

As a kid, I loved this movie. Having gone to law school ruined it for me. That’s not how it works. That’s not how any of this works. 😂 except for the proxy voting, that was accurate.

[@foodmr2022]

well at least dna will confirm that Emilio is indeed the son of a billionaire and mr deeds as cousins.

[@briansmith1003]

“ oh you sir, you are definitely fired”. 😂😂

[@Sheikh_Speare]

Makes you wonder what he did to be called out like that. Lol.

[@claymathewselevator8121]

I like that Deeds’ speech moves Anderson to side with them and help them in the end

[@MasterAnakinSkyWalker]

"THAT IS MY MONEY! ARIBA!!"

[@ryanmangabat5191]

2:49 YOU ARE FIRED

[@PoofyKittyPants]

Remember feel good movies that weren't about being mean?

[@OfficiallyGuChi]

this movie was one of my all time faves when i was growing up in my teenage yrs a good 20yrs ago. billy madison.. mr deeds etc

[@ryanhodges6232]

He’s very sneaky 😂

[@mattsprayberry0]

*WHY CAN'T I FIND FRIENDS LIKE THIS?!?!?!?!?*

[@fahadallhaib]

Sandler movies hit different

[@myman50grand]

Later, crazy eyes in his vette "Damn these things are fast!"

[@IslanderloverBKK]

5:04 Berta likes wearing the same thing.😂

[@James-g4c6l]

John Turturro is one of my favorite actors!

[@heybamanba1]

I love Adam Sandler movies. Just good old fashioned fun.

[@fuzzbrain913]

This movie was fun. John turturro is perfect

[@garyparkinson6198]

Didn't know leon was in this, has never aged

[@pkdude5334]

"oh you sir, you are most definitely fired" 😂

[@warwolf88]

a billion dollars is a sickening amount of money😂