Mr. Green's Big Break

Today is the 30th Anniversary of Steve's disappearance
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[@maxweII_demon]

Jerma sits in the casino for like 12 minutes and he already has a new name, personality, and goals

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

Mr. Green wasn't a bit he was doing. He physically transforms the moment he starts gambling, like Dr. Jekyll turning into Mr. Hyde.

[@Swordsoulreaver]

​@@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworthbold of you to assume jerma isn't ALWAYS in mr.hyde mode.

[@theceoofcrackcocaineandamp5961]

Jerma once came into my work at subway and after ordering like 3 sandwiches he just appeared in a staff uniform and when I asked if he was the same guy who just ordered 3 of the same sandwiches individually he just looked at me with his eyes squinted and just make a noise of disgust and then proceeded to work on the front placing orders until the end of the shift 30 minutes later and when we called him over to bring the cash box out of the cash register and the whole thing was missing along with a whole box of bags of tuna filling from out of the walk in freezer, eventually we had to close down as he learned all of our shift patterns and scammed everyone at different times on different days and the amount of revenue we lost caused the whole store to be closed down because it appeared that we were just wasting tuna on nothing and making no money, so yeah fuck this guy he’s just some zoinked psycho who doesn’t care about anything but money and weed.

[@anxia-tea5846]

@@Swordsoulreavermr green is actually the jekyll

[@Pissgaming5]

a coore part of jerma streams is that he just makes up a new person,be it windex chocolate guy,byeah,glue man or even mr. green

[@crockitz]

jerma's banned from every casino in Vegas cause he's so small he can see under the cards

[@transitpointmusic]

He can peek at the hole cards in blackjack

[@ChiefBigHand]

BANNED FOR CARD COUNTING

[@liketocodev]

isnt jerma also banned from every game

[@nolifenerdwhohasnevergotten]

@@liketocodev He's not banned from the slot machines, he's just not able to reach the handle.

[@paulsween628]

+2

[@wannabesomeone]

"Thank you for letting me breathe the same air as you Mr. Green, here's $5,000. Oh by the way, could I borrow $100 to save my child's life?"

[@Tinlion09]

Jonathan Frakes, walking through a smoky set over to a blackjack table: "Would you give a stranger at a casino one hundred dollars...to save the life of their child?"

[@playedtoomuch5259]

"beat it loser"

[@theoverseer393]

Mr Green with 30,000$: Why the hell wouldn’t I?! At worst, I’d be down 100 like a bad bet

[@here1359]

"Mr. Green thank you for saving my child, They grew up to be elon musk here's 924.1^34$

[@slunkyjones9962]

This comment almost killed me

[@spicyair710]

Mr. Green: - gets money from strangers - has a crippling gambling addiction Jerma: - gets money from strangers - has a crippling gambling addiction

[@Luiz997488]

underrated statement

[@mauldin128]

I do not have a crippling gambling addiction you wouldn't understand it.

[@outlier9099]

Coincidence? I think NOT

[@sandwichmonster7067]

Mr Green is post-retirement Jerma

[@crimsondynamo615]

Mr. Green is actually the personification of Jerma’s suppressed greed. If Jerma were to drink one of Doctor Jekyll’s potions, Mr. Green would be given form.

[@maxducks2001]

This is Jerma’s best character, and nobody can tell me otherwise. It’s literally just Jerma if his gambling addiction got even more out of control.

[@wheeperjeeper]

I'm with you on this one pal! 🤣

[@Exobiologic]

Jerma after retiring from Twitch with his Bits Fortune

[@LeortisBooks]

This is a man who chose to live in Las Vegas. His addiction has long since gotten out of control

[@chickencorp.8976]

Dr. Jerma and Mr. Green

[@jeremytitus9519]

@@LeortisBooks Jerma is lost to us. Greenz is now inevitable.

[@bruhlaro5416]

Mr. Greenz is who I am when I find a $20 in the parking lot

[@Gerelos]

"Rrraaaaaahhh, I am invincible!"

[@bruhlaro5416]

@@Gerelos NO ONE CAN FUCK WITH MR. GREENZ!

[@jammerr9464]

“Stacey’s money”

[@cyborghyena]

YOU AIN'T GOT NOTHING

[@DandyDoondin]

@@cyborghyena WHAT YOU THINK IM NOT GOOD FOR IT?!

[@Finfinteo]

I feel that everyone ignores the sad existence of Mr. L, Who sat for 2 hours at the ONLY slot machine, went to the blackjack table, lost all of his money, went on a rampage when he tried looking for an ATM, and smashed the slot machine with a crowbar. Was a sad life he lived.

[@lyrichargrove101]

“He lived by his name: L”.

[@franciasii2435]

The curious case of Mr. L and Mr. GREEN/Z

[@LennartoftheSea]

literally me

[@LockheedLazar]

"Ah, the greedy grinner... NEVER has insurance.. " pops into my head at least twice a week, the fact that he invokes the greedy grinner as if its an old family saying that's been passed down for generations to guide young Greens on their quest to win big

[@dagothkronk348]

30:33

[@ladykay-lh7wn]

@@dagothkronk348 the caption is even green

[@awesomecoolmanepic996]

HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA. *The Greedy Grinner.... NEVER HAS INSURANCE!*

[@anon5880]

@@dagothkronk348ty for the time stamp 🤜🤛

[@mikotoh]

i read 'greens' as 'queens' and honestly that works too

[@OmegaSword4]

Mr. Greenz is what Jerma sees in the mirror after blacking out and trying to kill Spider Man

[@loganwilkens973]

The similarities between jerma and Dafoe are endless

[@IStandForTJandTAW]

YOU AND ME COULD RULE THIS CITY SPIDER-MAN.

[@3211-m9q]

@Samuel. or we can just eat cheetoes

[@thegame5126]

@@3211-m9q with coffee and chicken?

[@warbossgegguz679]

THE HEART, OSBOURNE! WE GO FOR THE HEART!

[@madgoomba2509]

Mr green is the type of guy who would take off his shoes and socks on a airplane

[@spencechan]

To be fair, he'd be on his own private plane

[@Skellington77]

@@spencechan No Mr green would buy the most expensive seat on the plane to show off to the other *peasants*

[@BambooAcrobatVerte]

Sorry about the smell. I gotta little toe cheese in dere

[@Skellington77]

@@BambooAcrobatVerte why did I have to read this with my jellied eyes.

[@yondertf2]

He'd take off everything and change into a full spa bathrobe attire right in his seat ask the flight attendants to bring him some cucumber slices and expensive avocado lemon face masks (gotta maintain proper green skincare after all)

[@Shemmet]

Mr. Green is so good, I love the idea of a character who’s so ridiculously lucky that, even when he’s having a heart attack, it works out in his favor and his luck is basically the only thing keeping him alive.

[@hengedraws]

It’s incredible

[@violetinreal]

Nagito Komaeda

[@squid1712]

Clover (homestuck)

[@artemefimov8215]

@@squid1712 >gets a heart attack >immediately gains 50 grand

[@namesurname8474]

Mr Green in Danganronpa

[@tomcryer1638]

"Mr Green do you feel anything?" "g r e e d"

[@Xzeihoranth]

I love how Mr. Green's voice gradually becomes MORE human and his personality just goes the complete other way.

[@bigchuks2240]

With humanity he gained malice

[@HomekittyL2]

It's a give and take

[@ssparky544]

equivalent exchange

[@poksocks3803]

The Mask

[@Champiness]

A great part that got cut from when they make it to the high-roller suite is Jerma narrating everything in the normal enthusiastic tone he used at the beginning of the game and then switching back to the Mr. Green voice to say “that’s what I still sound like in my head”

[@HarryNeverDied]

steve was later found with cement shoes in the fountain outside. just standing there with water up to his shins, calling for anyone to help him out

[@icewater6841]

They couldn't afford to actually get rid of him lol

[@yukonhyena2957]

they aren't even cement shoes, Mr. Greenz just tied Steve to some bricks with a shoelace and left him there

[@popump2617]

@@yukonhyena2957 after of course making sure the shoelaces were improperly tied into knots so they couldn't be easily removed

[@Peztllence]

@@popump2617 this wasn't intentional, Mr. Greenz just does not know how to properly tie his shoes, or rather, he lost any fine control of his fingers after years of necrosis.

[@MYLAR.]

the mental image has me giggling and kicking my feet

[@gedcreeper2767]

The best part about this is that although Mr. Greenz is a greedy man, every single opportunity he gets to do something nice for some random person, he takes it because he knows that they'll come crawling back with more money for him than what he spent. The strategic genius.

[@hayk3000]

He won't save a child's life if he only gets 100$ from it

[@lvbboi9]

I prefer to think he actually genuinely wants to help, like that lady with the hurt ankle. Gives him more depth.

[@bluemutt9964]

He's the old man from Lampoon Vegas Vacation

[@AiluridaeAureus]

@@hayk3000 I like to think that was more of him trying to teach that one moron a life lesson.

[@bepisthescienceman4202]

@@lvbboi9 him being a person who genuinely wants to do good but his luck just destroys any chance for him to be selfless is a really neat concept

[@epic886]

I love how Mr. Green’s health just started deteriorating RAPIDLY at the end

[@hada__02]

Loses one bet, fucking dies

[@AnakinSkywakka]

His physical body couldn't handle his immense _form_

[@cooliostarstache5474]

Foreshadowing to him becoming stranded in Australia and surviving only on a diet of limes

[@AnimatronIsHere]

His health is directly correlated with the amount of money in his bank account, yet instead of being more healthy with more money, he’s less healthy with more money.

[@blakewhite3131]

​@@AnimatronIsHere This is a story of a cursed man, desperately trying to gamble away all his money while every single patron in the establishment simultaneously tries to give him all of their life's savings

[@chickencorp.8976]

The unstoppable force and the immovable object that is Mr. Green

[@tigertoxins584]

like a natural phenomena

[@2fortsmostwanted]

Green's law as defined in physics is that he won't budge from $10

[@Fantasiado]

The unstoppable force is his gambling addiction

[@jesren6621]

the only immovable object in mr Green is the plaque build up in his blood vessels

[@Patrick.Weightman]

@@Fantasiado the immovable object is crippling debt and financial ruin

[@warioware3odst]

if i was on vacation and i saw a giant pickle man dissolving into bile and vomit at the casino tables id leave and never return to vegas

[@ChargeQM]

Dude I'd come back constantly to see such disgusting wonders

[@ccda3324]

as if that doesn't already happen in Vegas

[@severalcakes3267]

You sure you wouldn’t actually walk up to him and request a sum of $100 for your child’s operation?

[@noahhansz7658]

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

[@pineconesnowstorm]

that's just jerma though

[@senjubunny]

mr green probably smells of garlic, cheap cologne and newly unpackaged poker cards all at the same time

[@johnsalchichon777]

And limes

[@Cybersharky_]

Degenerate

[@exetone]

And cigars. Definately cigars.

[@mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853]

And brimstone, preferably the one thats on fire.

[@toceeno874]

@@Cybersharky_ ehhh, i don't think garlic, cheap cologne, and newly opened poker cards smell isn't enough to warrant calling someone a degenerate

[@guyofminimalimportance7]

"You're not fired Steve, I'm not a psychopath." *20 seconds earlier* "Steve Your life is on the line."

[@shaynehughes6645]

Being jobless and without income is worse than being dead, Green knows this very well.

[@guyofminimalimportance7]

@@shaynehughes6645 Knowing his backstory that is in character.

[@allighast9714]

The love and fury of Mr Green comes and goes with the winds

[@plutoziummmmm]

@@allighast9714 Mr. Greenz probably saw his younger self in Steve. That's likely why he was so merciful.

[@inspectorcake9637]

Why does Mr. Green occasionally have weird moments where he realizes how manic other people are

[@RickJaeger]

He's so busy being the worst and most hectic person in the room, anytime someone surpasses him even for a moment, it catches him off-guard

[@HyperfixationWizard]

Whenever someone becomes more insane than he is, he has no other coping mechanism but to panic.

[@willyhoo]

"Here's my life savings, Mr. Green." "... t...thanks???????"

[@twentylush]

perhaps the worst parts of insanity are the moments of startling lucidity

[@April-o4l]

7:33 is great

[@Sercil00]

I've never been to a casino, but now I've learned that you'll probably lose everything if you actually play any of the games. Just hang around until random people give you thousands if not tens of thousands of dollars for little to no reason.

[@Champiness]

There’s probably a version of this statement with slightly more actionable knowledge that works in real-life casinos

[@Hugsloth]

or a hundred dollars if you save a baby's life

[@eccomi21]

@@Hugsloth turn in wallet, 17.500k Save life 100

[@Icetea-2000]

Lmao. But for real, you can easily make some money in a casino, you just need to keep it in limits. Like if you play for a quarter at slot machines just go when you’ve won or lost 10$, it won’t be the end of the world if you lost and it’s nice if you gained 10$. The trick is just to not play too long. Games at casinos are generally engineered to give the casino the slight percentage difference, but of course that doesn’t show with small sample size, so the more games you play after another, the likelier it is that the casino wins in the end

[@GuineaPigEveryday]

@@Icetea-2000 yeah i think digital casino's are rlly dangerous becuz of that. I mean it is way too accessible and u just get stuck doing it for hours like those streamers like Trainwrecks. At least with Casino's there is some 'experience' to dressing up or going to the bar or hanging out there with your friends or by urself. There's probably some aspect where u feel like ur in a movie. But online its not like ur at the casino and you have to leave eventually, its right there in front of you and the money you spend isn't physical so it feels less real when u spend a thousand cuz its just a number on a screen.

[@daanbouman9604]

Moral conditioning game that rewards you more for being nice to people, than it does for actually gambling

[@Tinlion09]

It's actually a HAL Labs game iirc. The Kirby guys. If anyone was going to add random acts of kindness to a casino game, it'd be them.

[@aswertyuiol]

This game is actually about the importance of mutual aid /j

[@Tinlion09]

@@aswertyuiol I mean, if you're trying to impart a good moral lesson in a casino game, "miserly acts beget misery" is probably the best choice aside from "gambling is addictive and you should always be cognizant of how invested you are when you do it."

[@chrisp3082]

At about 28:31 is the moment where Jerma is no longer playing a character, he has done a full Heisenberg level transformation into Mr Greenz

[@TinyDev]

The metamorphosis is finally complete.

[@Litepaw]

Alex Jones

[@allighast9714]

This is the moment jerma became no more, he has become Mr Green

[@austinbrinser1259]

“I am not in debt, I AM the debt”

[@flightsimx]

Lol I was going comment the same thing, as soon I heard this, he literally morphed into Mr Green when he won that money lol

[@TyeNee]

the sheer joy in this man's soul as soon as he saw "no limit" at the high roller blackjack table lmao

[@baron1324]

that wasn’t joy, that was panic because he knows he can’t control himself lol

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

27:30

[@mightyzebra8891]

The funniest part to me is how the mere concept of losing, the very nanosecond its processed that Mr Green lost money, gets a violent physical reaction out of him

[@cogcrewgrey7592]

I would love an animation of this that just has Mr. Green go from this nervous, young, thin man at the beginning and as he continues to win bigger and bigger he becomes more and more like the ball of fat and grease Jerma describes.

[@hengedraws]

That would be incredible

[@Mama-Luigi]

look up jerma's ultimatum. and then watch the original grinch's ultimatum after that probably

[@Muster_Muckee_II]

It's my personal head-canon that Mr. Green is the grand uncle to the Greedy Grinner and the entire lineage are just hardcore gamblers with enormously long chins.

[@Hugsloth]

and green skin

[@jephthecommissar1634]

And big noses

[@yer6105]

Green and retired

[@vgamer11]

I believe Jerma mentioned when first typing in the name that Mr. Green is the alter ego of the greedy grinner

[@ray-ray5163]

I also like to think that Mr Green is distantly related to Zach Hadels gta5 "green and retired" rich business man character lmao

[@tylerheineman2393]

My favorite bit about this stream is how Jerma says to “never hit with cards over 12” but later he proceeds to ignore his own advice *nearly every hand*

[@Triskitout]

there's a second part to the never hit with cards over 12

[@KaveMan_]

Jerma said that but Mr Greenz took over

[@Kaanfight]

Isn’t that bad advice anyways? Like you should always assume the face down card of the dealer is a ten since that’s the statistically most likely and play accordingly, right?

[@charliek7600]

@@Kaanfight 16 is the really breaking point, where you hit or stand based on the card shown. Google blackjack strategy table

[@shaynehughes6645]

@@Kaanfight if you always try to beat the dealer the casino is gonna beat you

[@RTGame]

We need him in smash

[@vinges5255]

no we dont

[@RaizerZ]

@@vinges5255 we definitely do.

[@AntiAntYT]

screw waluigi, Mr Green is the true hero.

[@JohnMBlue1992]

@@vinges5255 We Do

[@sheevpalps66]

When are you and Jerma doing a collab?

[@hada__02]

My favourite part of this video is when Mr Green hits a jackpot on the slots and instantly declares that nobody believed in him despite random donations from strangers being the sole reason he was able to stay afloat in the first place

[@connoremery9521]

Mr Green is literally just Mr Hyde to Jerma's Dr Jekyll except instead of needing a weird serum to burst forth out of his psyche, all Mr Green needs is any kind of exposure to gambling, even something as simple as a shitty casino game on the SNES

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

Instead of dr. Jekyll and mr. Hyde it's mr. Hyde and mr. Hyde

[@chillyavian7718]

⁠@@fukkthisnewupdate8882mr Hyde and dr Hyde

[@AuroraIceFlame]

Whoever made the subtitles for this video your a legend having Mr green’s dialogue be colored green.

[@ErasmusMagnusR]

Shout outs to the subtitler, beeman

[@JomasterTheSecond]

The skeletonized body of Mr. Greg Greenz was found in a casino somewhere in Las Vegas only a few days after this video

[@DandyDoondin]

Its ok hes shedding, hes gonna find a new skeleton soon enough :)

[@joeygreen8091]

Holy fuck my dad is Greg green

[@joeygreen8091]

And we live in Vegas?!?

[@AnOrrangeShirt]

Mystery of the Druids reference?

[@inoswap]

Saw this comment and screamed NO out loud

[@huckleberry7481]

Mr. Greenz is just a character that comes out of jerma body if his gambling addiction is active.

[@crunchytoast4993]

Considering he lives in vegas, mr green has entirly consumed jerma

[@shigekigiosenfao9027]

Mr green be like "AAAAUUEUEEEUEUUREURHGGHRRRRRHGHGHGGGHHHHH . . . I hit"

[@Mozay3D]

That Ralph Steadman style thumbnail is INCREDIBLE. One of the best pieces of fan art I’ve seen for Jerma. Captures Mr. Green’s disgusting essence perfectly!

[@Platitudinous9000]

You should check out the animatic by the same artist! He's even more gross in motion kzbin.info/www/bejne/a6K7ln2Zr9asbtU

[@lucidlullaby894]

I love Steve’s design the most, he’s just a regular dude next to the horrifying figure that is Mr. Greenz

[@brainard8537]

@Mozay couldn't have been a more perfect time for this vid to come out too cuz I was just watching Fear and Loathing lol

[@brandonmorel2658]

Ralph Steadman because Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas? Otherwise it doesnt really reminds me of his art.

[@pikaiabattaile4517]

Check out the jerma mr green animatic, I’m pretty sure it’s based on that!

[@ZatClaire]

19:16 I'm just imagining Mr. Greenz _visibly_ searching through his memory to no avail but saying yes anyway

[@OscarGreenworth]

Oh my fucking god. That thumbnail is simply astounding. I forgot the artist’s name but his depiction of Mr. Green(z) is the only one I’ll accept.

[@troublewakingup]

Slab mangrave (I think)

[@cheyannei5983]

His name is in the description

[@rustroomofdoom]

i swear to god it’s a homestuck reference. it has to be.

[@SlabMangrave]

@@rustroomofdoom no sorry I only read good comics.

[@halo7oo]

In my mind Mr. Green looks like Gizmo from Fallout 1, but when he turns into Mr. Greenz he looks like the thumbnail.

[@Vellzi]

It's an insult that it took this long for MR. GREENZ to make his appearance on the main channel

[@dedoogy3954]

Main channel? LMAO

[@Hastur_Carcosa]

"We have to go to the 2020, it's the current year!"

[@Durandalite]

Makes me wish these came out before the Jerma Awards.

[@drugmugger]

As someone who only watches Jerma on these highlight videos on this channel, it feels like when you're watching an anime and a character everyone loves that was previously only in the manga finally shows up

[@renbirbattorney8105]

I thought at first that this was a follow up video

[@JaxontheOkay]

10:10 the fact that mr green was not even trying to haggle but brought down the price of the jewel from 5k to 2.5k -- HALF the appraisal, and STILL didn't take it is such a good testament to his character

[@AYVYN]

The Greedy Grinner always gets paid

[@CongaYT]

Jerma jokes are like fine wine, in the sense that if you have enough of them in a short timespan you'll loose your mind

[@Bungusmcbean]

If you have too much of them, especially in public, youll start to be socially ostrisized and cut off from your friends and family

[@clovercurator7997]

Absolutly destoryed on red wine, sory guys

[@davysmith1934]

Oh damm. Fortunately I lost my marbles a while back, so I can consume ALL I WANT.

[@davysmith1934]

@@clovercurator7997 remember, you must consume water during. Yes!

[@davysmith1934]

Had more wine. Excellent.

[@Champiness]

Let’s all thank HAL Laboratory for developing a Nintendo-platform Las Vegas simulator with the power to absorb a significant fraction of Jerma’s soul and manifest the ultimate avatar of gambling

[@colossalidiot]

I love how at 31:09 Mr. Greenz was so upset about losing that he just puked

[@gabeitch9142]

And then he puked again at the shock of winning 200000

[@simplyexpress3981]

Every time Mr. Green comes to town, I sell my wife and kids just so I can pay my internet bill to watch him. They're really starting to get tired of it, and now my wife is filing for divorce. Thanks, Mr. Green!

[@nostalgia_junkie]

talk2transformer

[@heyitsandre9160]

@@nostalgia_junkie A small price to pay to watch Mr. Green

[@larsieboy14]

Maybe next time he'll recognize your face! I mean: you gotta give him some money for that...

[@mokingit578]

“I’m gonna do a $1000 crap” now that’s something I’d like to see

[@jeremyquiros5483]

The alien bursting out of Mr. Greenz's chest at 15:36 gets me every time.

[@very_tired_child]

Legitimately the hardest I've laughed in months

[@internallyinteral]

I want to pay some one to animate

[@weirdcelebass]

that’s jerma turning into mr green

[@ally939]

@@weirdcelebass it’s just a disgusting, horrifying version of a magical girl transformation sequence

[@bigbeefscorcho]

Of all the lines he says as Mr. Green the one that makes me laugh the hardest is when the dealer says “mr green you can’t just throw up all over the table” and he replies “I know I can’t but,, somebody will come help me” like he can’t even help himself he’s just this horrid greedy monster who needs others to clean up his Double Down 200k loss panic vomits

[@zambonibob2026]

I just like to imagine that Mr.Greenz isn’t even necessary alive. He’s just a corpse so determined to gamble that he refuses to truly die. So while he plays he can feel himself rotting away, but can’t stop playing.

[@wyrmboi6172]

Nurgle's Great UnGreen One

[@redbuck1385]

The picture of Dorian Greenz

[@Smojo10]

Took ya long enough 2ndjerma editors. We love you. *blows kiss

[@GlitchyKittenCrew]

Lol right this was like around beginning of last year

[@benvincent6473]

Kept you waiting, huh?

[@PenguinDomino]

They're just Jermas alter egos.

[@wingedbeegoddess7392]

Jermditors

[@mike4402]

Jermans

[@DjinnsĘnigma]

Fun fact: We're having a good time.

[@spoopyscaryskelebones3846]

Cool

[@madgoomba2509]

Cool

[@glumbortango7182]

Funner fact: Only Mr. Green is going to have a good time.

[@madgoomba2509]

@@glumbortango7182 u ruined the chain😤

[@glumbortango7182]

@@madgoomba2509 it's a chain of 2, that's a keychain at best

[@HalfTheFun_]

In my almost 8 years of Jerma characters, mr green is easily top tier.

[@huntercasey1995]

This was a slow burn of a video if I've ever seen one. It gets funnier as the line between Jerma and Mr. Green gets blurrier and the stakes get higher. A masterpiece

[@Blank12456]

This might sound like horseshit but I don't care, I was listening to this as I was playing a scratch ticket and won 100 bucks. Mr Green has some powers

[@Phoebe457]

Stop while you still can. Mr. Green is looking for a new body to inherit

[@fergussteel6171]

Where’s his cut?

[@IMTHEMOTHERFUCKINGMAILMAN]

My condolences. Mr. Green sends his regards

[@Mr___f]

I AM INVINCIBLE

[@hazmatbp]

you gotta give mr. green that money, you owe it to him

[@waterpotionguzzler3972]

Mr Green is actually a pretty swell guy, he gladly took that woman to the emergency room

[@BrochachoTheBro]

Well she had gumption.

[@joeygreen8091]

He’s a gambler not an asshole

[@SethMann002]

on may 27th 2021, Mr. Greg Greenz died on a hospital bed due to the prices and having no insurance. his last reported words were: "the greedy grinner never needs insurance!"

[@__________________________Fred]

He gave you 17k and you couldn't be bothered to give him 100 back to save his daughter. Thats so Mr.Green

[@leomorris7573]

mr green is the real jerma finally breaking through

[@SomeRandoQuacko]

MANIACAL STREAMER finally shows his TRUE COLOURS after getting DEVOURED by his own, internal GAMBLING ADDICTION then BETS and LOSES ENTIRE AUDIENCE IN BLACKJACK.

[@capriottimultimedia]

There is something deeply compelling about the thumbnail art

[@capriottimultimedia]

This figure views the blackjack table as a puzzle, a problem to solve, not a game of risk and reward. A career man caked in the green fuzz that flew off the table over the years, a man whose unblinking stare followed dealers hands across the board for long nights and seared his eyes yellow and red. He has a cigar for breakfast and chips for dinner; the chips are worth more than the dollar, because the chip in his hand in this place can make more of itself than a dollar can.

[@mmgmagic]

I just wanna say that Jerma sacrificed $400,000 dollars for the joke at 35:30 and it completely worked out.

[@severalcakes3267]

25:12 I don’t know if it was intentional, but I love the sinister look of this woman’s design. She has the expression of a demon inviting Mr. Green deeper into sin.

[@SpookSkellington]

Everyone just randomly giving Mr Green tons cash like he's a girl streaming from a hottub has to be the best part of this.

[@tatertot64]

19:38 "Yeah das me" cracks me the fuck up every time.

[@jimmythethird5514]

I don't know why, but the music just makes this 10 times funnier

[@BigCaj]

jerma finally lives out his dream of being the “slime guy” streamer

[@troublewakingup]

I'm sure you're aware of this but I'm pretty sure this was before that. (I think)

[@justaguy4311]

Jerma individually selects every odd number instead of just betting on odd

[@shadowofthenight7316]

28:32 A legend is born

[@ChargeQM]

35:25 A legend is murdered

[@jaketheletterd]

Mr green accidentally winning black jack while experiencing heart failure and then near instantly proceeding to blow all of his money after he recovers is probably my favourite bit in all of both youtube and twitch

[@LetLiveEverything]

I'll never be able to go to a casino again without talking to myself like a jackass pretending I'm Mr. Green. It is now part of the experience and infinetely more fun.

[@rageus4731]

I lost it at a “And then a smoke a full cigar in one drag.”

[@sock2828]

I like how chat was giving wrong advice for a mathematically solved game.

[@entomomaniacc]

i feel like not enough people have noticed that the youtube captions are colored green during the mr. green bits and thats fucking hysterical

[@cazer194]

Only after watching this 2 times I've come to realize that immersion wouldn't be 100% if he had the webcam on

[@VikingPoodle]

Christ I have a headache from laughing so hard. How you managed to tell this Mr.Greenz story via improv through a stupid SNES game is incredible. Your the best streamer hands down

[@disposable_income_andy]

he also created BF Bugleberry through improv off a literal 1 line joke during this and he turned into the most hated to the most loved character over the course of 1 stream.

[@ghostgirl918]

@@disposable_income_andy Is this the orgin of Bugleberry?!?!?

[@GenericProtagonist118]

6:20 now I got the image in my head of Mr. Green inhaling an entire cigar in one breath.

[@SpaceSmurf3000]

The music being too loud in the beginning really enhances the nightmare feeling of losing all your money at the casino

[@catatealic2000]

Saying "chat doesnt understand blackjack" after standing on 14 and then assuming only 20 viewers are zoomers is a really underrated series of events

[@Pigness7]

I mean, he still won on a 14.

[@catatealic2000]

@@Pigness7 yeah, you got me there lmfao

[@williamkline6450]

I mean if he hit he would have gone bust.

[@catatealic2000]

@@williamkline6450 Easy to say in retrospect, but in the moment 14 just leaves a a really uncomfortable gap. IMO worth the risk to try for one more card, but it does get dicey around the 15/16 mark.

[@williamkline6450]

@@catatealic2000 if the dealer has an up card of a 4,5, or a 6, it’s common for gamblers to stand. 4 5 and 6 have high bust rates for dealers. Which is what he also said right after the clip ended

[@Tumer74]

32:24 I can't tell if he says " I heard it " or " I hurted " and knowing Jerma I can't reason within my head which he actually said because both are believable in the context. Gold.

[@Prazca]

"DONT EV'A DOUBT MR GREEN!" *smokes entire cigar in one drag then blows out a huge cloud of smoke that fills the room.* "cough, cough, where'd Mr Green go!? he disappeared!"

[@sasmosstheinbred8624]

i love how jerma is literally playing two characters, and simultaneously plays a hand of black jack at 32:16 is not only hilarious, but it is genius

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

Mr.Green is such a nice guy, hey Jerma! HERE'S 400,000$!

[@eruu]

3:46 "If you have a 12 or more, do not do anything. Stand, don't hit." Cuts to Jerma *immediately* hitting on 14 and losing everything

[@legoboy7825]

He meant vs a 4, 5, 6 not vs a 10.

[@WalnutBun]

I love the noise he makes when seeing that blackjack at the Laurel Palace has no upper limit on bets.

[@lvbboi9]

Jerma is such a talented method actor. He spent his whole life preparing for the role of Mr. Green by being an ACTUAL gambling addict.

[@stevaniel6729]

The way he just says "Steve!" at the end is filled with a malevolent energy

[@AnnoyingOrange420]

This is like a horror movie, Mr Green is so charismatic and universally loved everyone gives him money and he never gets to leave the casino

[@fenrirsrage4609]

Slab Mangrave's Mr. Green will always be the definitive Mr. Green look

[@Sulphoraes]

So this is what happened to Silly Zilly Zonka. I remember his chocolate company, I greatly enjoyed his custom-made Tart of the Moon bars. What a shame to see him in such a state.

[@jake1316]

Mr Green on 2ndjerma? Hallelujah!

[@archonsouthpaw8690]

I watch this daily now. It's the slow descent into madness that fascinates me most

[@Chaft015]

Jerma 985 : "Another cult character that will make a fine addition to my Rumble."

[@vriskaserket888]

the Mr Green voice being subtitled in green is a nice touch

[@ErasmusMagnusR]

You can thank beeman for that ingenious solution

[@shibuishibui3706]

I got a "problem gambling" advertisement before this video started lmao

[@eliastew9636]

I got 3 as my mid roll ads

[@nathanieljones8043]

THE PEAK OF MODERN JERMA IS FINALLY ON THE KZbin

[@youreadthisinyourmindright2604]

I like to think Mr. Greenz become greener because of all the pukes and limes he's collecting inside

[@eminc4135]

*How to win at poker* Wear sunglasses Wear a hat Wear your outdoor jacket indoors, just like the kid in your class who always showed up late to class Smile when your mad

[@Sammie1053]

Wait wait wait, this ISN'T chocolate factory part 2? Please tell me we're getting chocolate factory part 2 The KZbin crowd deserves to see the lime incident

[@Gullington]

The full stream is up on KZbin somewhere. Further proof of Jermas gambling addiction

[@whateveryousayfam5240]

Lime.....incident...? Oh god I can only imagine.

[@glumbortango7182]

I'm not surprised, but I'm still worried by the words "Lime Incident" Edit: That's the dumbest way to end a game in a _while_

[@spencechan]

The people needed the Mr.Greenz backstory to fully appreciate the lime incident

[@troublewakingup]

@@whateveryousayfam5240 it's just as bad as it sounds.

[@Raining_Needles]

This video is such a comfort video for me and I don't know why

[@wheeperjeeper]

4:21 The birth of a legend

[@ConnorEverything1997]

The undisputed best moment is at 33:04 when chaos is ensuing, he wins, and Steve emphatically yells "Mr. Green you've won!"