Two IDIOTS mercilessly PRANK CALL Two PUBLIC ACCESS shows

[@bruce7630]

Haha, I've always loved their public access calls the most.

[@Fiveash-Art]

I liked all those calls to the chess show and down the rabbit hole the best.

[@donwrinkles717]

I enjoy Tradio calls. "Um.., something is happening."

[@Fiveash-Art]

@@donwrinkles717 Tradio and Swap Shop were their masterworks

[@donwrinkles717]

@@Fiveash-Art Nervous Mark was pretty cool. Calling those silly, self-help broads

[@ThePrufessa]

Nah they're true masterpieces are when they chop up real interviews and use them for calls. Or when they chopped up that Bella Lugosi movie scene and called that woman with the husband named Carl. Tracy Morgan calling the sex line was also amazing.

[@samuelstoner5651]

These were the good old days of the Stern show...very funny stuff.

[@gonedeep43]

Yep, I can't listen to Stern anymore. The show isn't funny anymore.😔

[@BoOgEdYmAn]

​@@gonedeep43 can't even call it a show. Just propaganda

[@gonedeep43]

@@BoOgEdYmAn I agree.

[@toaster816]

@@BoOgEdYmAnit’s incredible it’s still on

[@louskunt9798]

@@gonedeep43yea Stern has become insufferable. Such a shame.

[@scambaitnaansense512]

"Drop your pants sailor"

[@Wolfmangoodmanll]

That part stunk.

[@DeadButDreaming666]

​@@WolfmangoodmanllNot as much as your Mom's box.

[@raulduke3237]

When Sal calls in mid pizza shop order I always die laughing

[@luceatlux7087]

so many hit me hard. i know it's more of a slow burn, but ithe way Richard was going through his entire family get-together was gold to me. he was essentially forcing them suffer in silence. i would've seen how far i could take that skill... in other words, see how excruciating i could be for the longest amount of time; jusst on the edge of doubt. 🤣

[@michael.mccaffrey1986]

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[@arthurfleck629]

@@michael.mccaffrey1986Thanks for your input Michael

[@fjfjfjjdjdjdjj]

“Pitzeria”

[@louskunt9798]

Hold the ziti!🤣😂🤣✌️

[@Bobbaloomis]

Chicken Parmesan, Lasagna, side of garlic knots

[@JustinJTime]

That sounds pretty good actually. 😆

[@anthonymacaluso7283]

“ heard derick Jeter found worms in his poop”. Still makes me laugh 15 years later.

[@12stanhumphries]

I believe it was around 2006. The videos I found of Johnnas Show were from that year and the Yankees got knocked out of playoffs in 2006.

[@CunningLinguist01]

I want real callers !!!!! 😂

[@backwardthoughts1022]

7:25

[@CunningLinguist01]

@PlutoTheGod I know right 😄

[@psychobeefsticker]

I'D LIKE SOME REAL CALLS AND I'D LIKE THEM NOW! lol get a job

[@edgarspavlovics3540]

lol and then he threatens to not pick up their calls unless it's a serious question. As if Richard and Sal would do that :D Such a clueless guy that Jonah Falcon guy is...

[@mrrobot8973]

@@edgarspavlovics3540shoulda chose porn

[@Dlrart]

I love when they threaten to call the police on them

[@finklesteinkid537]

Listening to that for 6 months?! Thats dedication 🤣

[@a68rebel]

I haven't laughed this hard in a few years. Bravo.

[@lovethewaves]

U should hear them call "community cop" and "facebook live" 😂😂

[@DickHandy-nm3ik]

Who cares?

[@ServusDeiSmith]

Shit is so fake it's not funny at all

[@capt.obvious9058]

Richard alway crushed it with prank calls.

[@ServusDeiSmith]

Crushed it with editing his voice in

[@louislaventure1675]

11:26 Lowest common deniner always gets me

[@Meemeeseecoo]

Listening to this at work, preventing me from jumping off the parking garage 😉

[@CerryPomo]

This shit always gets me through some rough times. These guys should be granted a Knighthood. ❤

[@richardpoplis6777]

The 2 best prank callers.... Richard and sal

[@brianmiller5869]

"These two schmucks don't know when to quit." 😂

[@WorldsWorstBoy]

Hey you're on the air!

[@handsomeblackman255]

Every time he gets upset, they win.

[@EugenioFranklin]

1:58 "you think I'm not stupid?"

[@kevinjackson1275]

Ain’t no one thinking this clown is not stupid! 😉

[@ph03nix7331]

Richard is my faaaaaaaaaavorite. I feel like his accent isn't really as overbearing as they make it out to be, but sometimes in these calls, it's REALLY prominent, and it just makes it funnier, when he says "did you choke on cuuuuuuuum?" 13:23 I laughed like a mental patient🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, THIS is now a party, and when the show constantly delivered radio gold

[@phillips1968]

Probably the best part 😂 had me cracking up in a quiet office

[@rjbrake]

"laughed like a mental patient" mhm.... don't fuckin try and make someone's voice in the comments... You just look like your fuckin keyboard got stuck.

[@waltercoyle6393]

"There is not even a fan in here." There isn't a fan out here either.

[@rodzor]

He doesn't need a call screener, it's EVERY call 😂

[@PlutoTheGod]

“There’s real.. mongrels out there” I still lose my shit at that one 😂

[@backwardthoughts1022]

12:17

[@leonavu]

"Is this how you get your lust...jollies off?"

[@backwardthoughts1022]

'thats not love' one of the missing content of that guy

[@shanewilliams9991]

You're a real sick guy

[@SirBallsDeepOfHouseManthrust]

@@backwardthoughts1022Thats not love… This is total disrespect.

[@jmart0426]

Man, under rated is richards call about the dragged out family story towards the end is just incredible 😂😂

[@swissroll8992]

Beetlejuice is my favorite Pokémon.

[@RobbedEyeManifesto]

im dying from the pokemon section scanning comments for the word pokemon to leech off the comment, and this comment is awesome enogh on its own. lmao

[@swissroll8992]

@@RobbedEyeManifesto I thought it was pretty cool that they did a Pokémon prank call honestly haha

[@RobbedEyeManifesto]

@@swissroll8992 he knew what he was getting into making that comment....

[@XYouVandal]

I finally saw a picture of that Jonah guy and he looks exactly like he sounds

[@NexusReload]

Yes he does lmao, you'd think having a huge pecker would give him a sense of humor

[@leonavu]

The dude is WEIRD! He did some kind of music video all about that huge pepperoni stick in his biker shorts. And they brought him in to the studio for George Takei's bday one year. He's quite stupid. "You can't pick up a ball when it's that cold, it was the weather!" he says about professional baseball players.

[@andrecruz9380]

​@@leonavuwhen he was singing to George takei was hilarious 😂😂😂

[@kdot8340]

He looks like a falcon.. which is weird because that's his last name lol

[@XYouVandal]

@kdot8340 that's a pretty bada** name

[@ronhoughton5147]

I miss these days.

[@demond2134]

It’s hilarious that the Yankees host stopped taking calls for 6 months and then the 1st day he does again it’s Sal and Richard again 😂😂

[@jimmyd5484]

20.30 mark is one of the best one liners ever!!!

[@d.b.1176]

Good one sailor

[@donwrinkles717]

* 20:30

[@kevinarthur7634]

Artie saying "Uh oh" and laughing is so funny. Perfect!

[@nigabastard1268]

8:02 was by far the funniest moment

[@e09271]

Lmao absolutely

[@dclay1587]

Straight to the point

[@chriscross1424]

lol I’ve always wanted to know who that guy is

[@Sshooter444]

@@chriscross1424 its one of Sal's stockbroker friends

[@HamLipsOHoolihan]

I found worms in my stool 🤣

[@charleshunziker7416]

When I'm depressed this makes me laugh

[@psychobeefsticker]

The dude is so flustered " u think I'm NOT STUPID

[@rockymountainhomestead]

He's on other channels yelling at people

[@chubbspeterson6161]

Thank goodness Howard explains every phone call we would of never figured them out if he just let them play.

[@S7232S]

Blame the people who compile these. They were played on seperate days so howard had to set them up every time.

[@howdareyou41]

try filling 5 hours of dead air everyday and make it funny

[@chubbspeterson6161]

@@howdareyou41 ok ill give it a shot

[@AmericaTheSimpleMinded]

The one where he was talking about the 6 month ban is important.

[@c0m4g1bb]

this guy has no idea what the notion of a radio show" is, huh? babies first day on earth? you know how many hours this show is? what an r t4rd

[@katannanat]

It’s not working….. oh yea it is.😂😂

[@brusox20]

31:05 "Playing my Grandmaster Flash records..." 😂

[@mrveritas700]

The mumbled or distorted calls are my favorite....

[@BilltheButcher1855]

20:00 Sal made me piss myself

[@justinbishop7142]

Lmfao. I love these two

[@digitalsmithy]

holy shit some R&S prank calls that I haven't heard before/in a long ass time, wow! thanks!

[@Wolfmangoodmanll]

These are ridiculously hilarious 😂 I can't.

[@richardbrown2334]

If you're ever wondering when these calls were around, he mentioned Bioshock and Halo 3 which were out in 2007.

[@ponurymike3612]

38:40 I love how this old guy breaks Artie and it's not even a prank call.

[@davidellis5141]

Are you choking on .. ? 😆 🤣

[@MaynardJamesKeenan09]

2:23 😅😅😅😅 how bigs ur cawk

[@liq8898]

This picture is hilarious

[@mrbludclot3798]

Thank you lol

[@nathanwoodcockn7184]

Can't pay ya, but maybe you can b on the air a couple of times. What a deal lol

[@Heller103085]

The weather shit kills me….”its pretty humid….”

[@ibuprofenPill]

Video title correction: Two Brilliant, Hilarious Idiots!

[@mrbludclot3798]

Agreed.

[@Dwight2744]

I do kinda feel bad for the guy but I can't stop laughing.

[@chriscross1424]

Pretty cloudy out

[@Ghost01702]

I mean, he's not wrong that Sal & Rich need mental help🤣

[@PlutoTheGod]

Public access or tradio, which saga is best?

[@castingthestone]

For some reason public access is funnier, I can’t figure it out 😂😂

[@leonavu]

That's a TOUGH question. Hmm. I think I would give a slight edge to Tradio, but literally only by one of Richard's taint hairs.

[@PlutoTheGod]

@@castingthestone I think in a lot of cases the odd characters they find are just as entertaining as the pranks. Half of them are snapped out of a state of psychosis by Ethyl chiming in about her loose cunt all of a sudden

[@mrbludclot3798]

Amazing question. I'd love to make a traditional compilation, bu there are already some really good ones out there.

[@MineModers]

@@mrbludclot3798do it pleaseeeeee

[@system.out.printlnsmartert5781]

What would I ever do without Howard explaining everything that's happening in the prank call during the prank call.

[@1446kevdog]

Seriously lol, that was really annoying

[@bakedbeans3894]

¹

[@johnnylongfeather3086]

I love when he gives the punchline of the joke in before the call ever plays

[@I_Shit_on_your_shit_point]

Please provide time in the video where howard explains “everything that’s happening” DURING the call.

[@johnnylongfeather3086]

So glad he ruins the gags ahead of time

[@johnnylongfeather3086]

“Sal goovernail”

[@UAPReportingCenter]

This poor guy 😂

[@contour157]

It's hilarious that Jonah was a fan of the Yankees while he's carrying around his own personal baseball bat

[@derekcourneya6080]

Great compilation!

[@TylerHumphrey05]

Mr Bludcl0t 🙏 thank you. So glad I found your channel. Between this, Artie vs. Alice and ETM doing math, I’m spoiled for choice

[@josephfrechette9916]

I remember back in the day i had a job in a pizza place. For the most part i thought it was funny getting prank calls at work.

[@blixx8931]

Ironically he says, do you think that I'm not stupid?

[@jmsmith1767]

“I want to talk about the Orioles”

[@poolwarrior3881]

This is quality, love it

[@TakeNoteOfThat]

…my grandson….

[@d.b.1176]

Hello Ethel

[@leonavu]

It's a curio cabinet...couple of jizz stains on it...

[@SSgtChitEPanz]

Rusty?

[@d.b.1176]

@@SSgtChitEPanz Rusty is one of our cranky callers...

[@patriotfreedomlending4655]

You were a young girl once…

[@LouStuolz-w8r]

Great memories ..When the Stern show was funny...

[@chriscross1424]

Ya I heard Derek Jeter found worms in his stool

[@mikekedian1221]

"it's all pink on the inside"

[@toaster816]

Interplay!

[@321CatboxWA]

No public access tv out here, ever.😢

[@redrocks1983]

LMAO...Caller at 30:57...Was that Sal?

[@SSgtChitEPanz]

I'm pretty sure it is Sal

[@SiloSoundStudios]

Thats obviously Sal

[@jonathandelgado49]

My good Lord, hearing Richard talk about the weather FUCKING kills me man holy shit 😂😂😂

[@Fademan2182]

pretty dang humid out here this morniiiing

[@imagamerful]

Think they’re gonna get any rain down there????

[@gregc33487]

21:57 lol one of the best calls to talkin Yankees

[@TheEternallyAggrieved1999]

39:32 freaking Artie lol

[@Frenziedflub]

Artie’s reactions to the old guy’s optimism is the funniest part of this bit

[@OCDTraci]

I cried laughing at 33:00 🤣

[@jfkirk]

Great upload. Never heard any of these. Nice work.

[@Sshooter444]

Once you're on the shit list, you're on the shit list.

[@patrickpatterson3239]

1:43 in and dying😂😂😂😂❤❤❤

[@efransophoto]

Stop calling or I may pay you a visit!

[@officialrivv]

@1:53 OOHH how you doin today man? Mondays are roouugh!

[@morrisdennis]

Those guys rock!

[@charleshunziker7416]

Sunglasses will help!

[@Automated14]

The spooge gobbler should make a cameo

[@dwalto1977]

I wish this had video

[@rooflinestudios224]

“You’re on the shit list.”

[@MarioEpstein]

this compilation is the lowest common deniner

[@Fiveash-Art]

😂 ... I think it deserves a traction

[@d.b.1176]

@@Fiveash-Art”I’m a turtle… and I’m pregnant” - Sal the Turtle 🐢

[@Fiveash-Art]

@@d.b.1176 😂 I'd never heard that one before .. looked it up. Hilarious.

[@d.b.1176]

@@Fiveash-Art sals the gift that keeps giving 143

[@dclay1587]

11:13

[@dtdlookout]

Well said 👍

[@143Al]

11:53 LMAOO Richard going on about Pokémon

[@kikieaddy2576]

6:54 Jonah is 😂

[@maxcohen13]

Where are the rest of them? I didn't hear the one where the old guy said "That's not love..." I'd also want to hear the Hugs for Harlem calls. Those were fantastic.

[@mrbludclot3798]

I have the hugs for Harlem too. Just decided to upload these first. Patience

[@maxcohen13]

@@mrbludclot3798 No, NOW!!! 😅 Thanks

[@leonavu]

"That's the opposite of love."

[@ChandlerYoung24]

I love nervous mark

[@MarioEpstein]

uuhhhhhHHHHH....

[@jeppy7799]

I heard from a current staffer that EVERY SINGLE call was set up

[@dominictrejo6423]

Great title

[@elfritts9895]

That's some top shelf comedy 😅

[@dangodoffire]

What do you think about this heat going on?

[@-RandomBiz-]

@8:00 😂😅😂😅😂

[@brianemanuel576]

LMFAO Artie. Wow

[@jeffgover568]

Jonah comments on these videos sometimes lol

[@rockymountainhomestead]

To this day even. What a goon

[@MaynardJamesKeenan09]

5:30 😅😅

[@williamhastings8513]

21:30