HOWARD is FINISHED CELEBRATING and SCORESMAN is MELTING DOWN over it

[@arr79905]

Ronnie: Get away from me!! Howard: . . . . I'M TRYING TO!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nigabastard1268]

STOP TORTURING ME!!!

[@deenyc705]

And nobody even laughed but it was perfect.

[@howardanderson3662]

Yea, right I'm melting down. Right. A meltdown sure right. Okay.

[@Fafafohi]

INSTAHGATING MOTHAHFUCKAHHHH

[@Asmodeus66]

Does that bawtha you? 😂

[@matthewzizzo4586]

I’m into meetin girls. I’m into meetin guys. Got a tattoo baby

[@man.itz.ashton]

@@matthewzizzo4586 and that’s what the scores man’s all about

[@matthewzizzo4586]

@@man.itz.ashton ya do the hopey copey & turn that ass around

[@gsesquire3441]

Even Beth had a good crack in this. "Sit me next to Joe!" Lol

[@BigBoss-zi5ss]

"Who's Joe?"

[@webeewatchin1977]

Ronnie is insane

[@kiowahorse2561]

You know everyone thinks Howard used to be this outrageous party animal, but he never, not even after the divorce, partied. Anybody that actually likes the show knows Howard's a square. The squarest of squares.

[@Machiave11i]

That's why Gary fills in for him.

[@jfragghianti]

His idea of partying was never more than 2 glasses of wine a week at his wildest.

[@phillipnelson8567]

He ate the same meal every night at Nobu for like 10 years before he ran away to Florida seclusion. lol Penny pinching multimillionaire gets free food every day for plugging as much as Jackie ever did: "last night I was at Nobu", "I took my daughter to Nobu", "Beth and I went to Nobu".

[@bigjerm1631]

He's old school. Sober & ambitious af. He's also in love with himself, Howard's drug of choice is self reflection.

[@kiowahorse2561]

@@bigjerm1631 too much God damn self reflection and psychotherapy if you ask me.

[@LemonTree9280]

I love that ultimately Laura had to call ronnie and say "Howard's not going!" Retard Ronnie was still gonna make him go cause hes dense as year old bread

[@benp827]

Love how Robin offhandedly unlocks Act 2 of the bit with her comment about the wives.

[@banginonfools1570]

I noticed that also. That one comment added an hour to the segment.

[@deenyc705]

She has done this many times. She is a great tweaker 😅

[@yeahman21]

And people dare say she doesn’t have talent

[@missdee4927]

@@deenyc705 As annoying as she is. She is underrated in terms of adding content with her tweaking. She adds fuel to the fire.

[@anthonymartin9923]

Definitely a great tweaker, I remember the 9/11 thing with K.C. Holy shit ! She definitely added fuel to the fire, that broad could make a dude wanna choke her lol 😂

[@claytonbrown7120]

Anything where Ronnie is legitimately pissed and embarrassed and perplexed and pissed…love it all

[@josepha3805]

Why does that bawtha you?

[@CancunCrow]

​@@josepha3805Let's get rid of this wives shit !

[@alteredbeast1974]

'What are you , a party planner now??' .....no , I'm scores man!!

[@TheWingus]

Yeah, I'm perplexed, right.

[@southrules]

@@TheWingusYeah ok pal, yewa just jealous that I’m heeya and youwa dayah

[@salbass7567]

Love the captions on the photo. Classic. Nice work!

[@quiksix25]

How dare you do this to me 😂😂😂

[@jeffstell9146]

Total douche move by Ronnie here in refusing to cancel and telling Howard he'll have to call everyone. I agree with Howard 100% Ronnie was so weirdly insecure about his relationship with Howard

[@NotALiberalSoSkipTheScript]

He wants to be the MC all the time.

[@alteredbeast1974]

But really, it seems here he was just trying to do something nice for Howard , and ended up being a big poop 💩

[@jmg6012]

This was such a great bit on the show. Listening to Ronnie get angry is always great.

[@drumitar]

Howard failed to realize this is was the best type of content.

[@jesseurizar7146]

I’m sure he realized it… that’s why it’s 1+ hours

[@rnj7377]

Whoever made this picture is a genius! Not Joey ramone not Italian …..brilliant !!

[@mrbludclot3798]

Thank you. Thank you very much 🤙

[@rnj7377]

@@mrbludclot3798 I laughed out loud !! And for a few minutes !!

[@rnj7377]

@@mrbludclot3798 I still laugh when I come Across this !!

[@rnj7377]

God I love this picture !! Months later and it still kills me

[@DinaBeeNYC]

I've listened to this multiple times. It is definitely a classic. That said, I wonder what had happened between Howard and Neil, and you have to give Robin credit for mentioning how "fun" it is when the husband's are well behaved. Just when he was calming down,, he went on a complete tear about that thanks to her comment.

[@robfaulhaber8204]

Ronnie says the callers are jealous but he’s the most jealous

[@BigBoss-zi5ss]

" Yea OK I'm jealous"!

[@Rotary_Phone]

Ronnie get's a high-pitched, shrill tone in his voice when he's trying to defend himself.

[@lorenzoaramirez3915]

Honestly. It sounds like going to a party or dinner with Howard would be a hassle. Who needs that aggravation?

[@daytonasayswhat9333]

People to whom job security is important.

[@maxiscoozuba4338]

He doesn't want to go because they are not rich or famous. They are beneath Howard and Beth

[@Brian-sf6ew]

*Dumb comment.*

[@pfg_pedals]

And they only want to hang out with him because he is rich and famous. That’s the way the world works.

[@mmcmann9539]

I get it. He works with him all week. He doesn’t want to spend his night off with him. The fact that Ronny made it a surprise because he knew he wouldn’t want to go says a lot more about how annoying Ronny is.

[@matthewlanders544]

Any guy who has to act differently in front of their wife married the wrong woman

[@novelaego2404]

50 percent of dudes

[@AppleJacksCereal]

@@novelaego2404I’d bet my life savings that it’s more than just 50

[@csedan510]

I was thinking the exact same thing and look most of them are divorced.

[@dylan4652]

I’d say at least 85% of married men act differently around their wives and live in girlfriends than they act regularly.

[@HybridBlueDream]

@@AppleJacksCerealat least 75%

[@onslaughtmp]

It's nice to hear Artie!

[@edward9600]

Back in the day Ronnie looked like he was in Lynyrd Skynyrd....

[@anthonymartin9923]

More like HWJ ( Hank Williams Jr.) without the Stetson lol

[@davidscherer9623]

I love the way Artie knows this was a bad idea on Ronnies part but goes out of his way to not pile on....

[@lawm1183]

Artie always seemed to “stay out” of business confrontations. Smart, but sucks that we didn’t get to hear him brilliantly “pile on.”

[@Machiave11i]

​@@lawm1183 He didn't stay out of Levy's business problems and by his own admission, encouraged it

[@nicksandys475]

Artie was on his game; “ mamma Mia tickets”

[@swinn848]

That year wiggy threw a surprise dinner for Arties bday

[@BigBoss-zi5ss]

That was a few years later

[@kiowahorse2561]

C'mon scoresman, we all know there was a cake involved.

[@Ekimkenap]

I just want to apologize to my wife Nancy for, uh, the Jessica Hahn bathtub incident. It was stupid and I'll never do anything like that again and I love you and I'm very sorry. And I'm very sincere. And don't, please don't make a mockery of this. I'm serious. I'm sorry. Im not trying to bring the show down I just wanted to apologize. She's very upset. Thank you. I'm done Howard..

[@jmadude]

I side with Howard on this. Ronnie was obviously trying to show off a relationship with Howard that wasn’t there.

[@PlutoTheGod]

Yeah weird and out of line to try to arrange a private party with your boss & people close to him while also bringing your friends. Ronnie doesn’t get work friends vs off air friends

[@TheMendezWay]

agreed, hes known Howard for years and should have realized this was never gonna fly. he even says he wanted to keep it a surprise because if he knew he wouldn't go.

[@jamie.777]

Absolutely, and when your a middle aged man the last thing you want is a surprise party on a precious weekend with a "work friend".

[@dcasa5655]

And he’s like tell everyone tell them why you aren’t coming that makes no sense like wiggy pointed out Ronnie invited them

[@stevefirst1512]

If nothing else, it was for a Saturday night. How could Ronnie not know Howard wouldn't like it for that reason alone.

[@redrocks1983]

Howard is a self-loathing narcissist, which seems to be a contradiction, but actually makes sense.

[@dcasa5655]

13:52 Ronnie admits it “like a birthday thing”😂😂

[@anthonymartin9923]

" It's ur birthday shower!!" - Artie lol 😂

[@johnnygucci9]

Fart-Man & Scoresman

[@williamboyd9690]

Thank you for posting this! One of my favourite show moments and never heard this extended version!

[@mrbludclot3798]

My pleasure !

[@erkisdead]

What year is this from?

[@thatlsk]

@@erkisdead 1978

[@GM-qe7rh]

@@thatlsk 🤘

[@petemitchell6449]

@@thatlsk Lol

[@benlee7864]

Can you track down the clip of Howard yelling at Gary for booking Corey Feldman? Then Corey comes on and they talk about it? Its hilarious. Also they have Corey call Scott the engineer's son as Donatello.

[@CancunCrow]

Holy crap I thought I've seen em all, but not this one . That sounds amazing!!!

[@benlee7864]

@@CancunCrow it's one of my all time favorite clips. It was circulating around youtube back in 2015-16 but it dropped off and hasnt resurfaced since. 😔

[@cosmai23]

What kind of guy plans a surprise party for another guy? Yuck.

[@johnpatrick6998]

Wutz your pwablem?

[@onslaughtmp]

The end of this clip is great. The ol reverse psychology lol

[@Johnnymars313]

This segment ranks right up there with the “ who messed with Ronnie’s bagel” segment

[@whatisbestinlife8112]

Howard's genius at comedy. Taking a basically benign event and turning it into an extended, entertaining comedy skit. And manipulating everybody into playing their part to perfection. Abandoned now to do boring, Imus-esque interviews. But was Howard great in his day.

[@RandyBoBandy.]

Howard still sorting the same wig 30 years hence. That’s dedication to a “look”.

[@mydixiewrecked8008]

He had that wig made in his image of when he was younger on the set of the private parts movie, hes stated he wore wigs throughout that movie, im sure he kept them and has recycled and altered those them over the years

[@TheSwineofGod]

Ronnie is a 7 year old, 70 year old.

[@banginonfools1570]

Good Lord how many times can he say the same thing?

[@sts242]

Two guys who love each other busting balls I love it.

[@LambertBowden56]

I love the honking sound drops for the limo driver.

[@owexsolo]

Yeah? How many Toy cars do you have on your wall?

[@MikeLavin]

It's nawt a paawwwty!!

[@Al-hq7bg]

Does anyone know if he actually ended up going

[@dcasa5655]

This is Soo cringey how Ronnie was like I’m friends with Howard he’llcome and then says you call them why you aren’t coming that makes no sense and the fact they bring up Imus I would’ve said fuck those dudes trying to be funny

[@CyanideSublime]

The very end of this video. Holy shit. I've never heard this and it quite possibly the funniest thing ever that's happened for Howard on Sirius.

[@dylan4652]

Ronnie should’ve planned a Tupperware party for Howard’s birthday! I wonder if women still do that $hit?

[@lisalatourette1602]

Hey guys out there! I'd love it if you'd answer this: why DO guys marry someone they have to act differently around? Is it just about marrying someone super hot? Please answer; you'd be performing a valuable community service!

[@deenyc705]

Does anyone know if this dinner ever occurred and if it was discussed on the show.

[@knucklehead20fo7]

I love hearing Ronnie getting chewed out

[@CRS099]

That height difference is staggering

[@bgwvu9965]

16:15 is the best... You NUT! I don't want to do that with you! I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT WITH YOU! Stop torturing me! I'M REFUSING your gift. That's some gift. You're insane. What kind of woman are you?! Like a woman planning surprise parties! This was the good ol days. It's shame how far it's fallen

[@carltonjones3796]

"What is this wives sh**t!"

[@Yoda_81843]

I love this argument. 😂

[@ftrwrwbg]

Howard threw Artie a surprise party

[@filomenasantos676]

Yeah at a pizza parlor

[@filomenasantos676]

@@Chesterspence it was

[@jesseurizar7146]

Yeah it wasn’t sit down dinner with the wives. Although it was after the Bro fight…. He just did it for show content

[@Stonehopper1067HMG]

Ronnie practiced what Howard did and married his live in nurse.

[@mutestingray]

I listen to this and realize I have zero friends and no one ever invites me anywhere.

[@barrelrolltoday6051]

Stern's social ineptitude makes him sound like an alien sometimes.

[@nickschafer8016]

Also his face

[@PaulieCera]

Get outta here bro that’s the part that makes it funny

[@roblolo8612]

To be honest that sounds like a boring dinner even Ronnie said sometimes you have to bite the bullet

[@jamie.777]

Really? Most grown men don't like "surprise" birthday parties, especially from a work acquaintance.

[@barrelrolltoday6051]

@@jamie.777 I don't mean his reaction to Ronnie and his attempt at a surprise party. The way he described going to Scores or out drinking or playing cards as "bonding" with real men lol. It just sounds bizarre.

[@stevemancini9945]

I agree with Howard. Going out with just the guys is a different dynamic than with the wives. It's like worlds colliding..

[@owexsolo]

17:18 Ronnie just got called out on exactly what his plan was and starts panicking cuz he is so transparent.

[@andrewisjesus]

Make no mistake; these guys aren't upset because Howard is declining the gift. They're upset because of exactly what Howard said, and they're scared to tell their wives now they're not going to take them out for a fancy dinner. I understand how it can seem like I was being such a jerk, but he wasn't being really mean about it until Ronnie basically made it a gigantic issue and then Howard had to say whatever he could to try to get them to call it off It's not about Howard being antisocial, that's misreading this whole thing. It's obvious that Ronnie and his friend are cucked to their little wives

[@sydbarrett4613]

You are using that word out of context...don't really understand what it means huh? There is no such thing as being "cucked" TO someone.

[@enigmab8978]

@@sydbarrett4613 What are you?master of cucks?

[@anthonymartin9923]

Who Scoresman cucked!?? Scoresman 923 at this time lol

[@sbobo4437]

Ronnie's imaginary friendship with Howard slipping away...🤣

[@rsgomlftw]

“What does he got, bugs?” 😂

[@MrGusinfla]

Ronnie in the thumb pic lol

[@efs120]

It’s hilarious that on almost every old clip, you have commenters defending the target of Howard’s ire, but on this one it’s unanimous that Ronnie was in the wrong.

[@yayayaokoksure]

Is that ronnie in the photo??

[@mrbludclot3798]

Oh yeah lol

[@johnnygucci9]

That’s Scores Man

[@Enoch_Owl]

If it's not then somebody put a beegee in the washing machine.🧔

[@bastardjokemen8518]

@@johnnygucci9 I’m scoresman, damn it. And I’m about getting drunk, I’m about having fun, I’m about having a good time, I’m about meeting girls, I’m about meeting guys, and whoever doesn’t like that can go fuck themselves! Because that’s what I’m all about. I’m scoresman, and that’s what scoresman is all about

[@PlutoTheGod]

You can find Ronnie on the channel 9 show getting his back waxed & also on the video of when they went to see Robins horse, Blaze. He had completely different looks depending on the era!

[@owexsolo]

"It's a bunch of the old guys getting together" no dip shit it's a bunch of the old guys and their wives getting together… Ronnie wanted so bad to be considered one of Howards best friends.

[@claytonbrown7120]

Ronnie WAS Howard’s best friend, he just never said it

[@MattTee1975]

Yeah, ok, whatever, I want to be one of Howard's best friends.

[@mydixiewrecked8008]

​@MattTee1975 id rather be one of Ronnie's best friends, who wouldnt wanna be friends with scoresman?

[@AppleJacksCereal]

@@MattTee1975😂

[@sc41295]

Howard: You're insane Ronnie: DOOD

[@hockeydudes1]

“Is beetlejuice invited?” 😂😂😂

[@maxrox2363]

Ronnie should have been fired for this.🍹

[@concerncitizen6020]

Is there an actual video of this or is this only in audio?

[@mrbludclot3798]

I’m gonna check. I’m pretty sure there’s a video but I have to be extra sneaky with how I upload them. I’ll keep you posted ;)

[@TAKINITEASY]

look at ronnie ....clap for the wolfman clap clap clap lol

[@rubyrothstein8841]

SCORESMAN got a tattoo

[@hockeydudes1]

Only time his accent comes out is when he says “Cawwwds”

[@Thewoodshouse]

Yeah mister reality show is a man’s man all the sudden

[@drpenguin4478]

3:23 Howard: What are you like a woman? Ronnie shrieking like a woman: Nooo!!!

[@BStrahl1]

I'm Ronnie ScoresMan-143... I'm all about having fun... >> I'm about quilting with the guys. >> I'm about douching with the guys. >> I'm about hitting the restroom sit-down stalls next to Howard and sharing our feelings of being bloated when we're MENstraighting, haaa Let's Bake some SMORES!!!! I'm ScoresMan-143, who sits down to Pee.

[@mrbludclot3798]

LFSW!!!

[@x-Clover-x]

Lets bake some s'mores!!!😅😅😅

[@Quint-g3w]

I love a good argument but that whole "dinner party" discussion is agonizing. beating a dead horse to a pulp. "wives" Robo-" holy shit stfu

[@dcasa5655]

I like how all these dudes that hangout with Ronnie want to be Italian Soo bad just like Ronnie he wants to be Italian Soo bad

[@redrocks1983]

They're wannabe Goodfellas/Wise Guys.

[@bighustle6848]

Poor Ronnie😂he’s doing his best

[@ursulap.6722]

I understand and appreciate "boys' night out" and "girls' night out", and I understand why Howard would have preferred having a boys' night out for a birthday party, but holy hell -- it really sounds like Howard hates everything about every woman who ever existed and believes that every woman, including but not limited to his OWN wife, ruins literally everything 100% of the time. It's so fucking weird.

[@jimkoch6636]

Is there anyone associated with Howard Stern that is actually likable?

[@teamblair466]

Ronnie the Pet Lady

[@robfaulhaber8204]

He should’ve went so we can hear one of Ronnie stupid toasts

[@InfiniteZombies777]

Howard clearly just didn’t want to hangout with any of their wives 🤣

[@ericdentry9236]

I wish I could make ronnie 21 again because you know he'd take over the stripper world

[@bradj8215]

Howard went on to throw Artie a surprise dinner party. Did anyone else catch that?

[@iridescentowl6150]

Does anyone know where I can find them talking about Garys bachelor party? I swear I heard it a few years ago but cannot find it

[@mrbludclot3798]

I had it up on my channel and stern bots has there way with it. Let me see if I can find it in the archives again

[@iridescentowl6150]

@@mrbludclot3798 dude ive been looking for this clip for like 2-3 years haha... thank you btw for all the content. Your channel is great

[@DiahRhiaJones]

"THANKS FOR MY BIRTHDAY I GET TO BITE THE BULLET. GET OUTTA HERE!!!" lmaoooo

[@Bobbleheads56]

Ronnie really tried to force howard into a dinner with him lol. I honestly would have fired him 😂

[@mrbludclot3798]

What’s ya prawwblem ?!

[@cicolasnage5684]

Whadda you gawt against FUN?

[@destiny66]

No way he would fire Ronnie back then... he'd lose like an hour of content a show.

[@LemonTree9280]

Ronnie is dense as year old bread. Literally Laura had to call him and say "hey retard, howard. Is. Not. Going "

[@CYOnTheBeat]

Lmfao not joey Ramone 😅😅

[@darthnihiluz5305]

Ronnie is the type of friend you need in your life. Howard, not so much. #BethSoldHerSoul

[@deenyc705]

Who’s Joe? 😊

[@thatbagpiper4426]

Looks like ronnies vaping. He was so ahead of his time.

[@RicArmstrong]

This was when Howard believed he was better than his staff.

[@bababooeydude]

U think he still doesn't think that?

[@alteredbeast1974]

Now he's in another galaxy than them.....

[@RicArmstrong]

@@alteredbeast1974 Now he's a basement dweller in a HAZMAT suit 😅

[@justmissjamey]

@@RicArmstrong He still goes out and about and just doesnt want people to know.

[@RicArmstrong]

@@justmissjamey He admitted to locking himself in his basement for the last two years because he was scared of Covid. He's only been to the studio once since then. He's an idiot.

[@jamie.777]

Greatest thumbnail in history

[@mrbludclot3798]

Lol thanks brother

[@prvtlongarm]

Howard is so right

[@johnconstantine1130]

100% with wiggy on this one. Ronnie using the bday to crowbar himself in wiggy’s life.

[@BCA_Cuts]

Ronnie could do anything but stand up and be a man, always dragging everybody into it. He wants Laura to be the fall guy, what a corn ball