Poker Night 2 - Unlocking GLaDOS' Personality Core (TF2&BL2 Unlocks)

[@hornbylee]

"It's playing computer poker by itself, it doesn't have friends!" Max please, I already know how pathetic I am. I don't need you to remind me

[@hellixn777]

"I thought we were friends" "He's playing computer poker by himself Sam,he doesn't have friends"

[@paperhat_boi]

Lol

[@GeoCrusherGaming]

He said it's, like we arent even human

[@onedaxster]

"Why can't I get cards like that?" "Because you're a moron" "Well, I'd like a second opinion on that" "It's true, you're a moron" Lol, I love that dialogue

[@Casey5693]

So this is GLADOS's night job when she's not torturing people over at Aperture.

[@ashfox97]

Casey5693 guess a killer ai hasta have SOME kinda hobby, and a way to keep money for supplies for all the test chambers she makes

[@itsreeah2663]

Casey5693 IKEA she probably just does it to make money or if there is no test subjects

[@Casey5693]

@@itsreeah2663 This comment is old. lol

[@itsreeah2663]

I still like it though, old or not!!!

[@Casey5693]

@@itsreeah2663 True. Old is gold.

[@catgirlunlimited]

"What's black and yellow and red all over?" "What?" "Brock Samson if he doesn't leave this table." "...Ah, good one." BEST. GODINEEDTHISGAMESOHORRIBLYBADGRGHRGHG

[@jonathanbratcher1704]

The backround music is the song still alive remixed.

[@nodezsh]

jonathan bratcher All the sound effects over the music make it hard to understand the melody, but you're right!

[@XxSaintxxJimmyxxisxx]

I just realized... The music in the background is“Still Alive"

[@mightypurplelicious1625]

Sheriff Yoda *if you hear closely, it is*

[@RF-Ataraxia]

@Sheriff Yoda The whole track with the piano is Still Alive.

[@jojogape]

Some parts also kinda sound like "There She Is" from Portal 2.

[@quantumblauthor7300]

@@jojogape they are "there she is"

[@celcowhite]

That straight that busted out Sam was really lucky.

[@dereknight861]

Ben that was pretty much a Casino Royale save ~

[@chilifalcon2293]

Claptrap flirting with Glados. "Did I tell you how much i love it when you scare the humans?"

[@aidanrathernotsay7355]

Just heard the flirt.

[@damascus7665]

i read that just as he said it! what are the chances of that?

[@meta1429]

Chili Falcon "Cumquad~"

[@Foxfire7772]

"I just realized...you're a dog playing poker!" "...I don't get it." Please say I wasn't the only one who got it and laughed as hard as Brock xD

[@Sonicsgirl13]

I got it. My grandparents used to have a tapestry of dogs playing poker.

[@sapphirawolfsbane4404]

Me too. I got it.

[@captainchipsahoy1382]

@@sapphirawolfsbane4404 please explain the funny. I beg of you.

[@sapphirawolfsbane4404]

@@captainchipsahoy1382 It’s a classic painting of actual dogs playing a game of poker.)

[@captainchipsahoy1382]

@@sapphirawolfsbane4404 oh. That’s pretty funny actually. Also I did not expect a reply so fast.

[@pieropierobon9210]

CalpTrap:''Why can't i get cards like that?!'' GLaDOS:''Beacuse you're a moron''

[@kylestubbs8867]

Well, I'd like a second opinion!

[@ZaniteKnuckles]

Brock: It's true, you're a moron.

[@aidanrathernotsay7355]

I literally heard that while I was reading comments.

[@imafuckface9755]

PieriPlolz Gaming old comment I know but you put CalpTrap

[@Pejo-Bun]

Oh shit you're right. Imma just keep it CalpTrap tho', it fits.

[@ilovesmosh2012]

And at that moment, I realized. I have no idea how to play poker.

[@MasterArchfiend]

I was only taught blackjack by my grandpa.

[@pont1695]

It's not even poker lmao, it's Texas Hold'em

[@MasterArchfiend]

@@pont1695 Which is a format of Poker. It's like saying Commander isn't Magic the Gathering.

[@pont1695]

@@MasterArchfiend Commander?

[@MasterArchfiend]

@@pont1695 Also known as Elder Dragon Highlander. It's an alternate format of traditional magic with its own set of deck building rules. In the end it still plays like Magic just as Texas Hold 'em still plays much like traditional poker.

[@DarnElectricalVolts]

"I hope you weren't expecting baked desserts because I don't do that anymore." - GLaDOS

[@KoisukiAnata]

As stupid and overused this is, I'll say it anyway. "The cake is a lie"

[@EEMMOsGaming]

take me now before she uses her mind bullets!

[@br0th3rtub34]

Wow great profile pic scrangus

[@UnsightlyMuse]

GLaDOS getting meta 😂

[@corvanj8766]

Cake is sus.

[@kisu_odd]

"I thought we were friends!" "Its playing computer poker by itself, Sam. It doesnt have friends." When i heard this i fell out of my chair laughing.

[@mrmusickhimself]

I love how Brock was impressed, and almost in love with GlaDOS after being threatened. Totally within his character

[@sammywelson7404]

9:38 Claptrap: "I think you should know that the claptrap General purpose robot is designed to be completely immune to outrageous bluffing" (immediately after claptrap folds) Ash: "I was probably bluffing that time but thanks for playing along..." Me: OH COME ON CLAPTRAP!!! REALLY!!!

[@GhostPlanetFilms]

"I love these moments of quiet before the crying starts."

[@EEMMOsGaming]

the core looks like wheatley, and sounds like the fact core.

[@Tubeman244]

At least Claptrap kept his mouth shut for longer then 2 secs >.< lol I wouldn't mind GLaDOS as a dealer, knowing her she'd experiment on the cheaters.

[@DarnElectricalVolts]

There's a hole in Siberia that leads directly to hell. It's 3 inches wide. LOL

[@101supertails]

LucarioFan 2005 Love that line.

[@meta1429]

ScrangusTM so literally if you drop your phone down there, it's gone as hell

[@Snovishvishbvat]

"He's playing computer poker by himself, Sam. He doesn't have friends." Ha, you can always count on Max to break the fourth wall.

[@aphilistine]

The only reason they haven't caught me is because of my special illuminum underwear - GLaDOS's personality core 2013

[@Anxiolf]

for the first time in ages i actually read something when it happened in the vid

[@annhilator55]

Guys the core on the poker table is not Wheatly or the Fact core. It is the paranoia core(not in portal or portal 2.)

[@ChestnutTheOwl]

"The human Brock Sampson will never threaten to stab you and in fact, can speak."

[@UltaKi]

Same Voice Actor, Patrick Warburton. He also did voices of Kronk from the Emperors New Groove, Buzz Lightyear (TV Show) and many more. He usually voices the beefy characters in animated TV Shows and movies.

[@AliceinDisneyWorld1125]

UltaKi He's got a good beefy voice for beefy characters.

[@zekephoton599]

That core looks EXACTLLY like Wheatley.

[@conios9141]

Idiot It is You have brain damage also this sentence is for science you cancer.

[@calliemariesplatoon5559]

Sans the skeleton yes it does

[@cawareyoudoin7379]

So he wasn't only a core of stupidity, but also paranoia? Well, great. Just great.

[@maybeher0]

guess they were just too lazy to make at least new texture to this core, and just reused Wheatley's model. such a shame that fans are more creative (Vergil, Nigel, 'Onathan...)

[@EEMMOsGaming]

but sounds like the fact core

[@AweHitero]

I'm not really into all that poker stuff.. which seems to be all over the place recently.. but I like this game =) mostly the talking =)

[@itsreeah2663]

Илья Пчельников same I DK how to play poker but I just love sitting here listening to all the dialogue I wish there was more

[@lorddio1130]

I don't know if practically everyone knew this but, Did anyone relise that a Softer remix of 'Still Alive' is playing in the background?

[@TheEvilFusion]

"Oh no. It's the puppet master I know to much,"

[@erikayers986]

"there is a hole in siberia that leads straight to hell. its 3 inches wide" XD

[@itsreeah2663]

I love the dialogue in this game

[@itsreeah2663]

4:07. That made me laugh so hard 😂

[@personguy2262]

2:16 that’s a hilarious 4th wall break 12:29 Surprise straight, nice

[@dragonoidman]

it's just awesome how they have a conversation between each other :p and mad moxy just chilling behind the bar counter

[@SFanize]

Sam:Don't be scared by the chips,don't be scared by the chips.Fold.

[@Sputnik-]

After brock gets busted out, He watches you play at a distance (In the background)

[@omega.4433]

When I first saw this I was *REALLY* hoping the core was Wheatley

[@dannyyoroi1955]

4:53 ash didn’t want to miss that chance

[@TehHoovy]

6:01 Sam, are you saying that my country's (Lithuania) lapdancers are bad ?

[@XFanmarX]

Brock twitches when he has a bad hand, Ashley chuckles when he has a good one but is far less excited with a bad hand. Sam smiles when he has a nice hand, but sounds doubtfull when it's not very good, and starts frowning and laying his head on the table. Claptrap is the random one in this game, like Max in the first one, and is hard to read, but my tactic with him is "Always bet higher unless he actually goes all-in" He gives up 90% of the time. :)

[@UltimasIsland]

The silent player was Chell

[@carljohnston9388]

I haven't seen so many weak-kneed checks since Max won the Eastern Block Karaoke Finals.

[@villalba874]

Wouldn't be the first time GLaDOS had to deal with a dangerous mute lunatic.

[@Smurfman256]

Have you ever gotten the animation where Brock tries to stab you?

[@xXEastPride42Xx]

I loved this game. Too bad it had so many technical issues :(

[@MikanPachi]

I just facepalmed so hard i think I high fived the Space Core

[@fruitfulprudence]

I was Un-Installed as the dealer short after... Who-ever wonders why?

[@Fur4all]

I do wonder why

[@supasonicboom]

Aw man, this is great gameplay! I think. I don't actually understand how poker rules but it certainly LOOKS like you're doing great!

[@Gyrbae]

Well the whole movie series is Evil Dead (Ash's character is in every one of the originals, and a cameo in the remake), his appearence in this game is based on Army Of Darkness.

[@MrShyguy999]

I knew the poker night games where being runned by aliens....

[@Querez8504]

MrShyguy999 were*

[@gamesfan1693]

Core 0:10 16:18

[@michaelhohe2168]

i have no idea what the fuck is going on but i'm still enjoying this game

[@Zlobivka]

how many times do i have to win for a bounty challenge? I played holdem with Portal setting and it seemed like the game got a lot harder and i lost quite a lot of times until i finally won with the portal unlocks but there was no bounty challenge in the next game.

[@byACKD]

So you basically need to get the bounty from everyone else... then you can get it from Glados?

[@AliceinDisneyWorld1125]

byACKD Yup. You have to win one bounty from each of the players before you get the core.

[@AnomalyAlter]

The great thing is, I know nothing about poker watching this, so I can't get worked up like the ones that do. I bullshitted my way through the first game and never lost a hand once before getting all of the items. I'm either really lucky, or a poker master without knowing it

[@Noimnotathing]

if you listen closely at 5:20 its still alive playing in the background but all slow and awesome sounding.

[@hagi28]

Max:"He's playing computer poker by himself,he dosen't have any friends"

[@Bioking333]

"Why can't I get cards like dat?" "Because you're a moron!" XD

[@hellixn777]

It's Wheately...It's wheatley! WHEATLEY! I MISSED YOU! *instant hug of hugginess* Wait,are you wheatley?

[@tranquillatarantella]

2:30 I know Brock's voice, I don't remember where from.

[@101supertails]

Mercy Joe from family guy

[@firehawk894]

Mercy Kronk from Emperors New Groove

[@Jemv1]

It's Patrick Warburton!

[@bankutibence2688]

Yo mama

[@XFanmarX]

Yeah I was wondering about that as well, be sure to let us know when you do! ^^

[@Tubeman244]

What did GLaDOS say at 2:56?

[@DefectiveConsole]

If you listen closely you will notice that the song being played in the background is actually portal's "still alive".

[@kidyomu89]

The Not Intelligence Dampening sphere

[@Snowtimeminecraft]

that music in the back round is a jazz version of "Still alive" from portal

[@lazorize]

"It's playing computer poker by it'self Sam,It doesn't have friends !"

[@chemmerling]

I can't get over how that's "Still Alive" playing in the background.

[@tobiakaco]

Sadly, Wheatley is still somewhere in space.

[@yumyum366]

For those wondering the backstory on these coere, this was one of the six scrapped cores from the original campaign they scrapped at one point or another. Three of those spheres are recycled at the end of the game as the corrupted cores. One of the others was the Paranoia core.(And Morgan Freeman core :O ) The Paranoia core had blocked off a section of aperture fortified with turrets. But it had left its behind open with portable walls... You'd eventually throw it down some stairs :P

[@matttestani8105]

Why is the core Wheatley? They really couldn't change the eye color? Seriously, wth Telltale?

[@yumyum366]

@@matttestani8105 They're probably just reusing assets. From what I remember when I was super hype for portal 2 a decade ago, the texture for the unused paranoia core was just flat colors instead of a finalized looking core with texture. (because it was cut content)

[@1218Draco]

And Kronk from Emperor's New Groovy. And Lok from Tak and the Power of Juju. And the flight attendent from Soarin' over California. And ... DAMN! Patrick Warburton's one busy actor!

[@GoldFrenata]

Did they use the same model they used for Wheatley in portal 2? It almost exactly like him to me. O_o

[@Anonymous1337lulz]

0:23 lolwut?

[@loganrice5565]

Is that bar tender Moxxi from borderlands 2?

[@npc_pigeon]

I have no fucking clue how to play poker or what the fuck is going on, but I find watching this game satisfying as fuck???

[@jamiemolloy3280]

I love Still Alive playing in the background in piano

[@bickflick]

With the Space Core somewhere around as well?

[@prototagteaching2666]

Why is the Personality Core using the Wheatley .bmp map if it's classed as a Paranoia Core?

[@arvidbergman]

ProtoTag Shelo they ran out of colours or something. Also Wheatley is pretty paranoid.

[@prototagteaching2666]

Well, he's paranoid 'bout GLaDOS.

[@eternal221]

Looks like wheatley sounds like fact core called paranoia core WTF HAPPENED TO LOGICS

[@samuelmitschele-dauenhauer2984]

I'm pretty sure the music in the background is a remix of "Still Alive"

[@manfromhamaslume]

How do i get the unlocks for borderlands 2 i got the axton and gaige unlocks and pressed x to download them and still nothing what am i doing wrong?

[@SorakuFett]

6:00 is my favorite of Sam's solo lines...

[@TNTyoshi]

may i ask a question what screen resolution did you set for your game. cause for some reason mine doesn't look right.

[@SpadesNeil]

I'd be thrilled if they got the voice of the guy who does "The Mind of Gordon Freeman" to do that. Though, it's incredibly unlikely considering the idea of Gordon's silence is to let the player feel and think for him.

[@wizerd-lizerd6584]

i wish the inventory was a real place

[@TotallyBritishGamer]

background music is amazing. i noticed it immediately.

[@eternal221]

Omg the core looks like wheatley and acts like fact core

[@ironwoodtreeofmadness894]

You don't play this game to win. You play to listen. And it's awesome

[@TheOriginalBoman]

Loving the cool jazz in the background

[@LegendaryQ]

At first I was so confused when it said "The player wins the hand." And then I looked and then the beauty was seen.

[@aaronnguyen296]

HAHAHA "Maybe they were scared away by my intelligence. Or maybe they died." Oh Glados you are amazing.

[@lottepopowl6140]

In case no one got what Brock was laughing about there's a picture of dogs playing poker *look it up* and Sam is a dog playing poker so..... yeah.

[@swayingmetal0019]

I don't get poker at all

[@violettevioletteAJ]

Me, too! :D

[@chilifalcon2293]

Poker's actually not all that hard. I learnt it in an hour. Now i play it frequently for fun.

[@violettevioletteAJ]

cool...................................... lucky XD

[@calebf_3295]

It will tell you how to play :3

[@skeletalmixer1019]

Me either.

[@smoshfan1434]

"Why cant I get cards like that?" Because your a moron." CLASSIC.

[@samcase9328]

“Well, I’d like a second opinion on that!”

[@supur9298]

2:21 BIGGEST. BURN. EVER.

[@GenuineAnger_]

and that guy from the channel yomama. and dat Flynn guy from skyladers. (pretty much voiced a lot)

[@Tumbledweeb]

GLaDOS is delightful! Much love for the Machine Mother!

[@brianmahony7919]

you know....i got claptrap's bounty, but the items haven't shown up in either game....i don't know what im doing wrong :(

[@Sn8kezz]

Is Brock voiced by the same guy that makes the voice for Joe from family guy?

[@icsan3g11]

Hi guys, i got the game last night how do I get Zero are you still alive skin for borderlands 2? I mean I have to play untill Gldos put his special item on the table and win it? I'm waiting for your answer,thanks.

[@ANJ_gaming]

keep playing the tournaments until you run everyone out of money, eventually they will start putting up goods other than money for trade, you then have to win the tournament to collect those items. The last item that will be put down is glados' core. when you win that you will unlock the skin in borderlands. Goodluck!

[@Zekrom249]

Badicescu Dorel Madalin Glados is a girl

[@greencomet2011]

I want to see Spy from TF2 in the next Poker Night. Imagine What could happen XD